My son's been on that dragon City for about a year now he loves that game

oh no bots

@rakine bruh

I bet you can’t ruin hummingbirds

You bringing up Electric Eels got me to thinking about something. How many River Otters and Jaguars have been killed by Electric Eels?

Don't feel too bad. The largest crocodilian ever was a caiman, the purusaurus. Though if anything it's probably just ashamed that it's descendants that aren't the black caiman are so nerfed

@@crinsombone5380 Debatable. What about Deinosuchus (Alligator on Juice) or Sarcosuchus (Gharial on Juice)??

* Caiman *

A bot copy pasted your comment :(

@@touremuhammad5983 purussaurus is the biggest, do some research

They're a mafia oh my god

@@princessjello this comment made me crack up

From this video I learned we should stay away from the Amazon as it is a scary neighborhood.

There’s a misconception that the old South American apex predators (terror birds and the like) went extinct due to competition with migrant species from North America, but they differed so much in their niches & hunting methods that I doubt they would’ve minded each other’s presence.

@@princessjello The ones they kill are just the ones who betrayed the Apex family

Cayman is like a new player to a sped lobby of gta 5

Not Really Black Kaiman Slaps. The smaller Caimans Like the Yacare Caimans are the Problem. For meassure between a Black Kaiman and a Yaccare Caiman lays a difference in 400 Kilo.

Foreal

Chameleons as well. Like lizards that can change color??! In seconds? And thOse Octopuses and sea creates that can change not only color but also texture to match any kind of object! And birds that can mimic human voices, birds that can fly for 7 months without landing a single time, spiders that make bubbles of air to dive underwater with! Jellyfish and angler fish that have neon lights to attract prey and invisible skin!!! Madness!

@@pharaohsmagician8329 those animals are unique, but the eel is a real life pikachu. Electricity is seen in lighting and power plants, yet the eel just has it.

Anyone else noticed the smash bros music

I love when real life stuff sounds so surreal or fictional on retrospective, its so cool

It's like having the Caiman on top of a food chain pyramid... But then there's another pyramid on top of that and it's those other apex predators 😂 poor Caiman

"finally i've reached the fully grown stage guys, i'm unstoppable 💪" -cai_man-gamer29, his last words before getting teamed up by humans

They took over the meta, and then everything else adapted to exploit them.

@4D1N imagine being sad because bad

o.o

For real though, like I don’t even like animals like that, but his jokes and overall personality just makes this topic more interesting

​@@lollove9974 ok

same with gang violence in south america i wouldn't want to be born in their cities either

this

true that's probably what makes it so special to westerners like me

And then there’s about 80% of it that hasn’t even been explored because the conditions are too much I wonder what predators lurk deeper within

Eh as somebody from Brasil It’s kinda scary I guess

it was so fluid that it puts cats being liquid to shame

i love when youtubers do smooth transitions like that or just skit transitions just to make it more entertaining and honestly makes me want to use the product/play the game more.

@@eb924 what

Smoothest ad transition I've ever seen.

right, very smooth

Obviously a favorite!!!

Exactly! Idk why people don’t take a moment to comprehend that there exist a animal that can produce literal fking electricity but we all just forget about it! Now imagine if a mammal like a rodent had that type of ability. It would legit be a real life Pokémon.

@@Jkd_77 Here's a fun list of REAL elemental animals. Electric: Electric Eel Oriental Hornet (It's stripes are Solar panels that generate electricity) Ballooning Spiders (use their threads to fly on electric currents in the air) Echidna (sense not emit. This is Knuckles' Emerald radar in Sonic Advance 2) Electric Stingray Electric Catfish Sharks (Sense not emit, Ampullae of Lorenzini pores around snout.) Plant Pollen (Has static charge, that's how it sticks to Bees) Fire: Black Kite (carry burning twigs around to spread fire) Whistling Kite (carry burning twigs around to spread fire) Brown Falcon (carry burning twigs around to spread fire) Heat: Bombadier Beetle (shoots boiling acid) Japanese Honeybee (swarms enemy and generates body heat to cook) Pistol Shrimp (can do real Kamehameha/Hadoken) Mantis Shrimp (can do real Kamehameha/Hadoken) Water: Archerfish (Spit water at prey outside the water, can compensate aim for light bent by water surface) Walrus (Gush water at the seafloor to hunt) Whales Dolphins Octopus/Squid Ice: Pseudomonas Syringae (Creates ice, can freeze water above 0C) Metal: Scaly-foot Snail (Iron shell) Eucalyptus trees (absorb Gold into their cellular structure) Various plants (absorb metals into their cellular structure) Light: Fireflies Angler Fish Flashlight Fish Bioluminescent Plants Bioluminescent Fungi Bioluminescent Bacteria/microbes Octopus/Squid (Some use their chameleon skin to make light) Tons of deep ocean creatures communicate by producing light Dark or Ghost: Assassin bugs (wear corpses as disguises) Cordycep (parasitic Zombie fungus) Parasitic Worm (snail eyestalk zombie infection) Toxoplasma Gondii (reduces host's fear of danger/risks) Poison: Hooded Pitohui Ifrita Rufous Shriketrush African Spur Winged Goose European Quail Hoopoes Ruffed Grouse Bronzewing Pidgeon Red Warbler Maned Rat/African Crested Rat (Lophiomys imhausi) (Rubs poison from plants into specialized stripes of hairs) Various Reptiles Various Amphibians Various Fish, and Aquatic Animals Various Arthropods (Insects, Arachnids, Crustaceans) Various Plants Various Fungi

@@Jkd_77 an electric eel is basically a swimming Pikachu

@@Jkd_77 Not to mention the fact that Australia has a literal freakin' chimera.

@@cartooncritique6625 You mean the platypus?

To be fair, the highly diverse Crocodylomorphs weren't true crocodiles, just related, most true crocodiles were had more or less the same body plan (with a few exceptions of course)

@@seandewar47 semantics.

In some ways but the semi aquatic ones wavent

Did you just say a herbivorous crocodile family?

But they haven't evolved into crabs yet.

I thought I was the only one who noticed that lmao

"I SPENT MILLIONS OF YEARS EVOLVING TO GET HERE AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!"

They only need one good meal to be satisfied for weeks. Being cold blooded means saving a lot of energy. There will be another zebra soon enough. Everything need water eventually. The crocodile just needs to wait for food to come to it.

Jesus christ, how many spambots can be in one reply section?

@@williamgeorge3111 I once saw a comment reply section with 10 in a row. It gets bad.

Pffff-- angry.

@Wedak Tofi TF is wrong with you?

@@searedscallops318 just report it. Bots don't read comments ✌️

@@searedscallops318 that must be confusing for people on that era. "Yeah this fish will bzzt and then brr and you dead"

That's hilarious!

That is metal

OH.

Savage

OK seriously how the heck does something like this exist in *_real life_*

@@maxanderson3733 I mean a virus is basically a computer that injects its mRNA into a cell and has it replicate itself. A virus isnt alive, not even by the definition of how a single celled organism is alive. Its like a rock falling into your mouth and making you produce more rocks. Loads of shit in nature is odd if you really think about it.

I laugh my ass off 🤣

An alligator's natural predator: Florida man

I literally spit my drink all over my screen because of that line lol.

After 1 watching one video I was hooked...he could do stand-up, his humor is off the cusp, very sharp and witty kid.

You betcha...his commentary is a delight to hear..

Not entirely devoid of megafauna. There are tapirs and spectacled bears - and, of course, the giant snakes mentioned in this video. The jaguar does prey on juvenile caiman, but adult caiman have been known to monch a cat in turn. Large specimens of capybara and anteater technically qualify as well - and giant otters and giant armadillos come close to megafaunal status, weighing in at 60-80 pounds or so. Also, if you look to the water (caiman can and will exploit seafood), there are giant stingrays that grow to six or eight feet long, as well as manatees (though, of course, only adult caiman will take only young manatees). Quite a buffet - and that's not even counting the relatively recent entrées like giant sloths and glyptodonts, who were around recently enough to feature in indigenous oral traditions. Also remember that predators often don't bother to take animals of similar body size. A wolf won't trouble itself with deer, if there are lots of rabbits and woodchucks about; same with caiman and modest-sized fish and terrestrial riverside nummies.

@@zoofari7505 OH, it is. If those poor things lived in Australia, they'd be extinct.

@Ops Blac That's more a sign of how badass cats are.

The Amazon is the most violent place on the planet, and we're not mentioning the virus and parasyte that can infect you if drinking water or getting cut by some plants.

@@paschan fr I think I’d rather take my chances in Australia over the Amazon cuz there are things like bullet ants and other things I never wish to see in this lifetime

I mean, Death & Saint Peter still had to come for him in his sleep, but it was the Amazon that convinced Teddy Roosevelt to have a lie down in the first place.

Put a Nile Crocodile in South America and their fate would be the same.

@@FWU100 i doubt that if its a full grown one

What about those smol alligators they have in China?

Im actually surprised that they havent died out yet seing that they seem to be.,............well kinda useless

@@OldZilla Someone didnt watch the entire video, fully grown caimans only get preyed by humans, last time I checked not a single animal is born fully grown, also kinda funny you link a video from Mexico when we're talking about South America, like you're not only bad in biology but also geography, the amazonian jaguar is the biggest jaguar in the world bigger than the north american variant, but even if you consider both the same for the sake of "keeping your point" the video is bad we can't see the animals, that can be a cougar, a dog or even another reptile, before you comment anything stupid again look it up Amazon river on google and learn a bit how different is the habitat, I mean there's a reason for the Nile having big herbivores casually drinking water by the crocodiles and not a single herbivore brave enough to get close to the Amazon river not even deers, forget turning everything into chew toys they won't even have enough to go trough the month.

Same lol 😂 He's like 😯😮

Ok

"It isn't okay man"

@@latonyanewsome0 "He's not okay man".

word lol he got me with that one too hahahaha

He gets mad respect from the dad joke community for that one🤣

This guy needs to do a collab with Moistcritikal

IKR!

For real! 😂

I've been playing Metro recently and I feel called out. lol

I don’t want to sound like a party pooper, but I think it has something to do with the North America-South America fauna drift which led to many invasive species being sent to both continents until they reached equilibrium. Of course, caimans still have it dirty.

Caiman* You're thinking of the Cayman Islands.

I'm responding to this just because it's seriously uncool how your comment about deforestation was INSTANTLY replied by a porn bot. Like dude, serious stuff like this deserves more respect.

@@ivyinkwell1754 It's crazy. And I swear this bot problem seriously became an issue during the start of the pandemic and it hasn't been fixed yet. They're literally spamming links of viruses and these social media platforms apparently can't fix it. I see some channels like the SIDEMEN channels suffer more with bots, I once saw someone post a comment and around SEVEN bots instantly replied like what?!!!

@@Thawhid oh but instead of fixing the bloody bots, KZfaq instead chooses to remove the bloody dislikes.

You are so right

@@2007ghettonissanaltima Gee, it's almost like corporations act strictly in the interest of profit or something.

Excellent reference. Take my like.

Ahhh.. gaming terms, love it.

Black caiman: _chilling in water_ Sparky catfish (since electric eels are more closely related to catfish than to actual eels): “You need a _spark_ in your life!” Emerald steroid serpent: “C’mere & gimme a hug!” Crip weasels: _sadistic chuckling that escalates into full on psychotic laughter_ Caiman: “Aye, leave me alone; I’m just tr-“ Jaguar: _”Hola. Prepárate para morir.”_ (“Hello. Prepare to die.”) Caiman awakening from nightmare: *_”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“_*

@@demi-femme4821 Honest Question: What's the reference?

@@danielawesome36 TierZoo reference

Ok

@@Marvelfanatic3658 Ok

That's the synapsid revenge, my buddy

But fr how tf are you gonna live in a family that could put a T-rex on a #R.I.P twitter thread but lose to a cat

When he said the reptile that gets clapped the most i immediately thought of gharials 😭😭😭

Sounds like the pug of the reptile family almost

Not to mention that gharials live in the nastiest river on Earth. I don't know how they or Ganges River Dolphins are supposed to live in that.

@@moblinmajorgeneral Very carefully

@Erisa liani no

I heard the otter version on Aba & Preach's video - was it Flake Johnson? It definitely was some F. Johnson person. That aside, the use of words is absolutely perfect!🤣👍🏻

Lmmfaaoooo, not the Chris Hanson special! 😤😭😭🤣

🤣🤣🤣

ever since learning about otters and seals i can't ever look at emmett otterton the same way again

Lolol the boondock's reference

Like there's so many smooth phrases this dude uses that makes my day feel brighter somehow.

There also use to be an species of crocodile that could run as fast a dog

@@brunoalessandrocalero4255 really? What's their name?

@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 actually its her. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hZ1odtuit9Kbfnk.html&ab_channel=NathanSweeting (im only joking, shes extremely cute tho)

@@brunoalessandrocalero4255 Cuban Crocodiles can do that

@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 kaprosuchus and postosuchus

Where can i see this tongue fuckery?

may those hannibal lecters of the ocean never re-evolve legs

@@AntoDesormeaux hippos

@@AntoDesormeaux they are too big to have functioning legs. However, hippos are related to cetacians. You can tell by the amount of disrespect a hippo have!

@@KlavierMenn Thank goodness for physics then. If the buddhists are right after all I hope I reincarnate as a hippo or a honey badger. Yeah. That would be awesome. Not an orca though, I'm not depraved

I think he was referring to only the head first. But yea leopards do that

And you want me to let that bullshit? I’d kill even if it wasn’t gonna kill me.

@@Me-yq1fl God these animals are horrific

@@Mason-vz2kl nature my guy, it have always been horrific

@@Mason-vz2kl Humans are horrific too. The shit poachers do, fur farms, the meat industry, etc. lol Surely, you're not really as naive as your comments suggest... You're acting as if humans don't do even crueller shit.

Humans are so cruel to animals...

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker funny gator prank doe

@@aspiringadonis1253 youre not doing such a good job at being a giga chad

@@partygoer1930 I'm joking bud, making fun of a fellow Florida man's stupidity

6,000 dollars worth of bail a day? That’s a lot, holy crap. Also, that alligator was probably eaten at a Cajun restaurant.

By far my favorite piece of his commentary and comedy. 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂

And that's why I'm developing such a story. Along with space dragons, because we need more science fantasy and dragons. We always need more dragons.

Im wondering why that didn't happen. It'd be super cool... And lethal.

@@stevenrasche3159 hmu if u finish the story

They might not get as big as anaconda, but if you look at videos of giant electric eel, they get too close for comfort.

I mean, look at it : kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qNGHmduA1ZzRaas.html&ab_channel=RiverMonsters%E2%84%A2

orochimaru

Ruin Guard 😕

​@@vaynetheeditormitachurl

@@KeizerZX lollll

@@coin4898 true

Crocodiles don’t get murked 🤣🤣. But caiman tho

They always have us I the first half

Definitely was my favorite animal. Still will be among my top 10.

*caiman*

@@SD-wj9bv in most movies they get murked

But mosquitos at least can claim a high human body count with their diseases. There are big carnivores that never could dream of killing as much humans as mosquitos and their diseases.

@@zakazany1945 Does it really count, though? More like a kill-assist if anything. Imagine having a body count *that* high, but in the end it’s 99% half-wins.

Lobsters don't die of old age, but at some point they get too large to molt properly and die

@@patrickhector I guess Mother Nature really doesn't like when you try to enact "God Mode".

House cats are arguably one of the most respectable animals They just decided one day to enslave the apex predator of the world and it worked

I think it's less like co-existence and more like Florida man tolerates their existence. Then again, since he could probably create a makeshift nuclear device out of nothing more than a clock, a banana, a coathangar and some dishsoap, perhaps we all live at the whims of Florida man...

Pussasaurs? Rumor has it they still exist.

@@jaybingham3711 It is throughoutly impossible for them to still be alive. They definitely went extinct. There is no way that a 12 meter (40 foot) crocodilian wouldn’t be noticed swimming around in a river/swamp or resting on a shore.

@@mystictomato9466 @Mystic ToMato I don't know... pussasaruses do run around on a bunch of the corners of my neighborhood. So, in that respect thay are extant. And I've even been told that some are queer. I just tell people who bring up such facts that dem duhway nature (and her designer...evoultion) do. Me personally, it sure don't bother me a lick. Speaking of licks, you gotta be careful attempting the lick of a pussasarus. A) They cover a lot ground trying to zero in on where the players intend to congregate to open the bubbly. After a full day's successful reconnaissance, it's hard for anyone to remain perfectly fresh. B) Some pussasaruses get more work than the average. Be careful with these kind because all that volume they partake in bring in a litany of conditions one must contend with. So yeah, lick carefully.

@@jaybingham3711 YOOOOOOO ☠️☠️☠️

@@ytyoungrichnhigh Thank you. Trying to keep it fun. Thought for sure I would have had a "my ex" comment by now.

Ah yes because everyone knows that billions of animals together all against just one big crocodilian would probably lose

It isn't. If a jaguar jumped in the water with a Nile or even mugger crocodile, it doesn't come back out

​@@SharktopusUltima6064 it doesn't come out alive against black caiman either. There is a distinction between black and normal caiman, that being that the black caiman is basically twice as big, only being killed by us, because humans will be humans, we invade an animal's habitat, call it our own, and then brutally extinguish any species we don't like. Or at least try to.

@@serhumano3692 True. Large crocodilians are pretty much untouchable by other carnivores unless they're in open ocean

@UCF51tIZfMtOu6AGhnySPqWQ spam bots. Just report them.

Epic af

Why , just why are there so many spam bot comments every freaking where 😣😣

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Jesus the bots got to EVERYONE

@@-Dovah- yeah its bad

Except impalas are pure prey, they don't got a standing to lose like a predator.

hartebeest get it worse in my opinion

It's not disrespected though😂, First of, it's a prey it feeds on grass like other herbivores that's what it's meant for (predator food) on the other hand Crocs are apex predators Secondly, the crocodile is a type of dinosaur, one of the few which are still in existence, so that alone deserves some respect. Trust me the Impala isn't even disrespected at all, more like the opposite.

Humans were naturally the most disrespected before we became intelligent and decided to become the biggest bully the world has ever seen. I think caimans and impalas see us as a source of inspiration to end their suffering.

@@oluwakayodefavouraiyepeku6310 crocs and dinos along with some Jurassic bullshit compromise the archosaurs

Pretty much any animal that lays eggs is going to be spawn-sniped by small mammals at least a few times.

Yeah early mammals were egg eaters

Proof that mammals are historically a menace

Reading this comment and be like: Is this one of my people?

@@bermudasbeast2302 Thanks man

Isn't theree away to stop this?

@@Eminster It's not easy, and it will take a very long time to do it and still develop our country, while protecting our soverinity.

@@Eminster I just wrote an essay answering you, and in the end I accidentally deleted everything u_u

@@Eminster The way I see it, the first thing we have to do is to vote out Bolsonaro. His government is the main force behind this recent blow up in forest destruction, not only in the Amazon rainforest, but also in the Pantanal wetlands. It would be great to see him impeached, but he bought enough deputies (our version of representative) to make sure this didn't happen, despite the several crimes he engaged in. But our general elections are this October, and it looks like our former president, Lula da Silva, will be elected president again, if not in October, then in November, if we need a second turn of elections. The Worker's Party presidencies (Lula's and Dilma Roussef's) had many flaws regarding environmental protections and protections for native peoples and other traditional populations of the forests, but they still represented advancement in those areas, and in those years the destruction of the Amazon forest continued, but it slowed down. What to do then? We have some key institutes responsible for monitoring and protecting our "wild" ecossystems and a National Foundation responsible for the protection and relations between the government and native people - all of those working along with our Federal Police. Bolsonaro spent his 4 year term removing as much scientists and professionals commited to their work, from those institutions, and transfering federal police directors who did their job, from those environmental protections positions to other offices. In their place he put several lackeys who believe in his message of obliterating the forest and natives in the name of progress (especially military officers and military policemen), and those people stalled and dismantled the work of serious public servents. He also cut a lot resources from those institutions. Our next president will, first of all, have to reinvest in those institutions and remove the far-right-wingers from the director positions to put in place people who believe in climate change and in the necessity of protecting biodiversity in our ecossystems. We'll need several operations to fiscalize and detain illegal miners, illegal lumbers and illegal settlers. While those ecossystems are being secured, the government will need to sit down with Native peoples and other traditional peoples of the forest and environmental NGO's and movements to discuss policies that do more than just take us to the level we were during the 2010s, but to improve more than we have ever. We'll need new agreements for protection policies and we'll need economic policies that boost production activities that strengthen the peoples of the forest while keeping the balance with the ecossystems. And this is just talking about Brasil, which holds the largest amount of the Amazon rainforest and of the Pantanal wetlands. Out presidency will probably have to mend relations with countries like Bolivia and Venezuela and celebrate new agreements with them, Colombia, Peru and Paraguay.

@@tunasci Something to keep in mind: The Amazon Rainforest maintains its own climate via feedback loops. Disrupt any of those feedback loops, and the _entire area covered by the Amazon_ will change to a different climate … a much, much drier one that won't be able to sustain farming to the level of does right now. Cut down more than 25%-30% of the Amazon Rainforest, and the rest goes - it all turns into savannah, like the Serengeti. And all of that is _before_ we consider the effects from losing so many trees will have on CO2 (and oxygen) levels in the atmosphere. Bozonaro is destroying Brazil's future with his policies. And, if you ask me, the rest of us humans should be _paying Brazil an oxygen tax_ to keep the Amazon Rainforest intact. You guys _own the Earth's lungs._ We should be paying you to take good care of them.

my goodness!

You know there's a standing US$50,000 reward for anyone who can catch an anaconda 30 feet long or more, or really any snake for that matter. I believe it's being offered by the New York Zoological Society.

I think you're over exaggerating a bit there, the world record is 500 lbs

@@brianshaggy Maybe up in Central and North America, but not down here in South. There are many articles about massive snakes with some almost reaching 900 pounds. There are articles with snakes even bigger than 36 feet, some saying that Anacondas can grow up to 50 feet and are even heavier, but those usually don't have proof about the actual size or weight of the snakes.

Just...

That's good to know!

Don't most animals have what we'd consider superpowers, though? Migrating birds can sense and navigate Earth's magnetic field. Octopuses have the equivalent of invisibility cloaks. Bats and dolphins see with sound. I'll admit that generating enough electricity to straight up switch other creatures OFF like a damn light bulb is pretty OP, though.

@@blackpajamas6600 exactly 😂

@@blackpajamas6600 Those others don't, essentially, shoot electricity.

@@Superkangaroox Okay, point taken. I guess we can view the animal kingdom as the original Avengers. XD

@@blackpajamas6600 That's....pretty accurate, lol

More like north Korea

Not just being cold blooded but their brain structure isn’t as advanced to other animals like the mammals. Reptiles have some of the lowest IQ levels of any animal class. Not saying they are stupid like turtles but they are just pure instincts which is why it’s hard to actually have a crocodile listen to you than say a lion or tiger.

LIVIN IN A CAIMAN PARADISE, actually its more like HELL if you think about it