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@MrDouchoid Ай бұрын

HDMI because he didn’t get CPR. He Didn’t Make It

@nonas6831 Ай бұрын

He is a legend! Hilarious as always!

@FreeGumFighter Ай бұрын

He didn’t get cpr, so he was dob

@user-rq7hv6lf8c Ай бұрын

From Germany. After the clip, I still don't know what D.O.B. means. Americans wanted to [ ??? ] me in KZfaq comments before. I don't know their intend to this day. They wrote some acronyms. If you want to be understood, please english. I learned it. Now you say: No english anymore - learn acronyms!

@user-rq7hv6lf8c Ай бұрын

Right. Date Of Birth. Could have said what you mean.

@pasiojala3227 Ай бұрын

Maybe he was a SOB, but not getting CPR resulted in DOA.

@FreeGumFighter Ай бұрын

@@user-rq7hv6lf8c he explained in the video, DOB = dead on the beach

@toniengman6531 Ай бұрын

Mooi

@MrStrange1984 Ай бұрын

A bartender yells “Does anyone know CPR?” “Hell I know the whole alphabet!” I shouted. The whole bar laughed except for one guy

@iljamabuse3659 Ай бұрын

Greetings from Germany.I love you humor. THX

@AC-Milan1899 Ай бұрын

What the f*** k is THX ???

@iljamabuse3659 Ай бұрын

THX = Thank You (Thanks...in Old games from 1995 till 2005 THX = Thankx)@@AC-Milan1899

@iljamabuse3659 Ай бұрын

google is your best friend. 🙂 @@AC-Milan1899

@Leon-bc8hm Ай бұрын

@@AC-Milan1899 A new sound system. 😋

@danielrauer5864 Ай бұрын

@@AC-Milan1899An airport in Russia.

@joelsanikomoonga1763 Ай бұрын

You are too much Ismo 😂😂😂

@superfly1842 Ай бұрын

Ismo, you are hilarious. Great content as always.

@drewa2 Ай бұрын

That laugh! :)

@CatzHoek Ай бұрын

That's so true. Americans love their acronyms.

@penaarja Ай бұрын

Wtf u say 😂❤️

@ianhawkins4979 Ай бұрын

When you can say CPR, you don't need it.

@danielsebag1759 Ай бұрын

This is funny stuff

@tedarcher9120 3 күн бұрын

DOB as an acronym sounds dope!

@ppiiaannoo Ай бұрын

Same in Australia

@jaredjacoby4621 Ай бұрын

S.O.S. ISO CPR. RIP.

@wojakrob Ай бұрын

Funny, in polish: C entrum P owiadamiania R atunkowego is very connected the american CPR's meaning

@ThunderPants13 21 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure if you can yell "I need CPR", you don't need CPR.

@szita2000 Ай бұрын

Truer words never been said. We using Acronims EVERYWHERE despite the fact that most word processors or devices where we can type autocomplete anything we type. I hate Acronyms.

@Sami-rh1ph 16 күн бұрын

I wonder if Ismo has seen “Tähtireki” skits from Lapinlahden Linnut when he was a kid 😁

@lamdefond Ай бұрын

I left France twenty five years ago, and i have the same issue when i back to visit relatives, most of times they talk with local acronyms for anything it s quiet disturbing to feel as tourist on the land where i born.

Ай бұрын

OMG LMAO!

@Ta-Nel Ай бұрын

People who need CPR don't yell and people who yell don't need CPR.

@Wazkaty Ай бұрын

Haha Google "translates" the acronym without explaining it 😂 still don't know what it means

@user-rq7hv6lf8c Ай бұрын

Cardio Pulmonary Recusitation Herz Lungen Wiederbelebung Heart Lung ReAnimation When I learned about Acronyms at school, they told me a rule: When there is an acronym in the text, there must be a full written version of it somewhere. A footnote or something. Seems like very few people learned that rule. Pity.

@samspade4050 Ай бұрын

So you decided to analyze a joke , weird

@Ta-Nel Ай бұрын

@@Wazkaty CPR is basically manual chest compressions with optional add-on of blowing air into lungs. Suggested frequency of compressions 100-120 per minute (if just compressions). Suggested frequency of assisted breathing: 2 breaths per 30 compressions (five sets of 30:2 per two minutes).

@musa7010 Ай бұрын

Thanks but he was only doing comedy bro. Get a life

@NielsHeusinkveld Ай бұрын

I think in some way the audio channels are out of phase. But ISMO is still funny of course.

@starby1243 Ай бұрын

How does a guy who needs cpr even yell he needs cpr 😅

@tiki_trash Ай бұрын

I guess he was SOL and DOA.

@zizzie4081 Ай бұрын

Nobody laughs at his own jokes like Ismo…

@Tristanks Ай бұрын

😂 btw if somebody's yelling "Help, I need CPR", then they DEFINITELY don't need CPR.

@retiredteacher6289 Ай бұрын

They should yell SOS or they will be SOL and DOA which would be TDB ... LOL

@RedcoatT 5 күн бұрын

If anyone shouts I need CPR, they don't need CPR.🤕

@suakeli Ай бұрын

LMAO

@BruceHoult Ай бұрын

As someone who has to deal with US companies from time to time ... when they ask me for a W-9, I tell them they, no, I need a W-8BEN. And then it's THEM THAT IS WTF is that? Bwahahahahahaha

@Kerku386 Ай бұрын

Cpr dude probably had dnr it was a trick

@michaelhartwell6969 Ай бұрын

Mita kuulu veli?

@smartfonfunky8943 Ай бұрын

I want to know, how did you do that thing, that at the and of almost every movie there is always Fin. Not a single movie with any other nation, but Fin. 😉 Shortcuts are for beeing short, not easy or understandable 😁.

@JohnyWolf77 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Myriam27172 Ай бұрын

😂

@fredrichenning1367 28 күн бұрын

Actually, ISMO is right. The use of acronyms in the States has reached a sickening level. I left the States over 50 years ago, and many times nowadays, I have no idea WTF is being written, because it ain't English. It took me quite a while to figure out WTF was meant by SCOTUS, for example. There are quite a few I still don't know. LOL

@nikolozka1 Ай бұрын

WTF Gary, WTF...

@PockASqueeno Ай бұрын

Another thing you can learn about English today: None of these are acronyms. They’re abbreviations. All acronyms are abbreviations, but not all abbreviations are acronyms.

@leopartanen8752 Ай бұрын

True, but these are rather all initialisms to be more specific. Acronyms are specific type of initialisms and initialisms are specific type of abbreviations. 😁

@leopartanen8752 Ай бұрын

@@philojudaeusofalexandria9556 All initialisms are abbreviations that are formed with starting letters, and acronyms are initialisms you pronounce as words like NASA, but not OMG where you pronounce the letters. Both NASA and OMG are initialisms, but only NASA is an acronym.

@philojudaeusofalexandria9556 Ай бұрын

@@leopartanen8752 Ok, thanks. I got it cleared up. Glad I read this comment and got my confusion corrected.

@julescarlito1197 Ай бұрын

Well smarty pants, did that make you feel better? Giving a grammar lesson to a renowned comedian?

@SuperLeica1 Ай бұрын

@@julescarlito1197 The renowned comedian might have got happy to learn.

@roddsala4626 Ай бұрын

This is funny but the points he raises is so irritatingly true. Why do Americans insist on all these acronyms? I truly struggled when I first came here. W9, 1099, an A24, W2, 1040….. I mean, why?!!!

@VoicyZA Ай бұрын

1:05 - You're referring to abbreviations. Acronyms are words made up of the 1st letter of each word, such as "scuba" or "radar". WTF and IRS are just abbreviations. I'm fun at parties.

@Llorx Ай бұрын

FBI, ATM, CIA and YMCA are considered acronyms.

@juhae Ай бұрын

What The Fuck and Internal Revenue Service, 1st letter of each word. So why aren´t they acronyms? As far as I know acronym is just a type of abbreviation.

@derpz_ Ай бұрын

If you pronounce letter by letter they are initialisms, more accurately. Acronyms can be pronounced as a word, like NASA. But I have to concede that in everyday speech acronyms mean all kinds of non-grammatical abbreviations.@@Llorx

@natbrain9149 Ай бұрын

Almost, but not quite. WTF and IRS are officially initialisms, which is another type of abbreviation where instead of pronouncing the abbreviation as a word itself like in an acronym, you say the letters individually. DNA is another example of an initialism.

@Llorx Ай бұрын

@@derpz_ this is the first time I read the "initialism" thing. Interesting. Nice to learn new things.

@eduardoxmenezes Ай бұрын

Now iam wondering if Finnish have acronyms like those

@zlozlozlo Ай бұрын

They only have two acronyms. UFO and HIV.

@SuperLeica1 Ай бұрын

No, they spell it all out, but only Fins can read and understand it, anyway.

@Afrohare Ай бұрын

@@SuperLeica1 Dorsal fins, pectoral fins, tail fins, or...?

@SuperLeica1 Ай бұрын

@@Afrohare I wrote Fins, a big F.

@Afrohare Ай бұрын

@@SuperLeica1 And it makes no difference, except using a capital letter incorrectly. A noun for a Finnish person is a Finn.

@mattvideoeditor Ай бұрын

Americans love these 💩acronyms. But then they proceed to write an essay about the topic. So it is not about saving time or ink, it's about being "cool".

@mikeymcmikeface5599 Ай бұрын

Still audio fucked.

@mps214 Ай бұрын

Please stop putting the captions on the screen, I can understand your English quite well thanks

@yetufekci1 Ай бұрын

Yeah those forms are bad. You can't read T's & C's easily 😂

@bernsdums6243 Ай бұрын

What the fuck is WTF?

@310william1 20 күн бұрын

Whoever is adding the text to these clips, please stop!

@SuperSky9 Ай бұрын

What's worse is when acronym are used in text books, when they its pretty clear there is no reason to do so.

@carlomariamosco Ай бұрын

Is Single, My Opinion ..... better? It'S, My Old friend!

@johnp.johnson1541 Ай бұрын

ISMO ditched his wife. Sad.

@derpz_ Ай бұрын

Who are you to comment on that? Do you even know the circumstances lol

@johnp.johnson1541 Ай бұрын

@@borisnegrarosa9113 So you struggle with reading comprehension? Good luck!

@johnp.johnson1541 Ай бұрын

@@derpz_Who are you to comment on my comment? Do you know the circumstances, even? Good luck!

@jukkao.parviainen8669 Ай бұрын

He told this one in the one of his shows, she was together 13 yrs and 9 of them married with her. When they moved to LA, and Ismo became popular, he started to travel a lot and his wife was complaining why he is never home? And then came a pandemic, and Ismo stayed at home 😂. That was then the hard reality. She has her own successful career and they are good friends until today. So there was no any ditching involved. They agreed to separate.Thank You Wuhan !

@johnp.johnson1541 Ай бұрын

@@jukkao.parviainen8669 Wuhan? Those were political lockdowns to stop populism, first in Hong Kong, then Yellow Vests in the EU and then MAGA in the USA. The common cold SCV2 no known killing mechanism, but you dummies keep helping statists with your peer pressure induced herd following. Ismo likely has not sired children nor his wife. They are taking up air and adding to the sewage problem on this earth. Good luck!