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ISMO

ISMO

5 ай бұрын

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@scoobybass9105
@scoobybass9105 5 ай бұрын
You cut the end of the joke off. lol. “The optometrist said ‘I can’t see you anymore’”
@coloripple
@coloripple 4 ай бұрын
haha that's even better! My crude ass just imagined masturbation might cause something to end up in somebodys eyes
@EvaAstro
@EvaAstro 5 ай бұрын
Aand the optician said “I can’t see you anymore”. So it IS bad for other people’s eyesight as well 😅😂
@friendlystonepeople
@friendlystonepeople 5 ай бұрын
He has an amazing delivery style. it is unlike any other stand up act I know.
@acdeeiprrt
@acdeeiprrt 5 ай бұрын
Ok who tf edited out the punchline?
@zeldaoot23
@zeldaoot23 5 ай бұрын
Ikr? I’m blinded with rage here.
@lehcyfer
@lehcyfer 5 ай бұрын
@@zeldaoot23 I can't see what you did there ;)
@foxredt2
@foxredt2 5 ай бұрын
The 60 s Limit?
@acdeeiprrt
@acdeeiprrt 5 ай бұрын
@@foxredt2 it's 1:02
@mikeymcmikeface5599
@mikeymcmikeface5599 5 ай бұрын
​​@@foxredt2The video is 63 s already.
@paulh2981
@paulh2981 5 ай бұрын
It takes a lot of brains and talent to tell jokes you laugh at because you think the punch line is one thing, then you laugh twice as hard when he delivers the real punchline. I know it's not something that just happened by random chance because he'd done it many times.
@u4riahsc
@u4riahsc 5 ай бұрын
He’s actually highly educated.
@paulh2981
@paulh2981 5 ай бұрын
@@u4riahsc I'd be surprised if he wasn't. He has a magnificent mind.
@phyllisgermany2563
@phyllisgermany2563 5 ай бұрын
He is so brilliant. 😂Cracks me up ⬆️ I love his style of the everyday stuff around us that most of us never consider hysterical. 👍🏻🥳
@Yupppi
@Yupppi 5 ай бұрын
I see it clearly now.
@thrasherdave1428
@thrasherdave1428 5 ай бұрын
I'm not sure if my eyesight got worse or not but I don't see why you would cut out the punchline when it was so funny as well
@mwitbrot
@mwitbrot 5 ай бұрын
The patient enters the ophthalmologist's office: O: Sir, you need to stop masturbating. P: Why? Is it bad for my sight? O: No, the other patients from the waiting room are complaining.
@zlozlozlo
@zlozlozlo 5 ай бұрын
Patient: But you said I can masturbate whenever I want? Doctor: No, I said you could have a stroke at any time.
@TWolf317
@TWolf317 5 ай бұрын
OMG, he's so funny!
@mikejettusa
@mikejettusa 5 ай бұрын
So awesome 😂
@andrzejsawicki3770
@andrzejsawicki3770 5 ай бұрын
thanks😀😀😀😀
@BudofSharon
@BudofSharon 5 ай бұрын
💜‼️🤠
@redbricks8587
@redbricks8587 5 ай бұрын
He was distracted editing while he was choking the eye 👁 meter.😂🎉
@kipponi
@kipponi 5 ай бұрын
First time I didn't get it but second time...😂. Tyhmä minä en tajunnut heti, että runkkasikin siellä optikolla näöntarkistuksessa. Ensin luulin vain kotona ja että se sitten heikensi näkemistä😂. Suomeksi olisikin härskimpi ja jenkeissä pitääkin vähän siloitella tarinoita🇫🇮. Kulttuurellisesti toimii tuollakin👍.
@williamdewit5432
@williamdewit5432 4 ай бұрын
Almost every line, public laughs... Then you are good!
@AmeSo85
@AmeSo85 4 ай бұрын
Cracking funny😂😂
@joeychiovitti3027
@joeychiovitti3027 4 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@dosetti
@dosetti 5 ай бұрын
I wish Ismo would do new stuff, in Finnish or English. One of very few comedians i like.
@LKLM138
@LKLM138 5 ай бұрын
He does. He just posts these shorts for some reason. maybe they generate more money?
@ajkorras
@ajkorras 5 ай бұрын
Jea
@MrBritGrit
@MrBritGrit 4 ай бұрын
The Optician..asked what are you doing ..
@mikael8276
@mikael8276 5 ай бұрын
🤔
@XtreeM_FaiL
@XtreeM_FaiL 5 ай бұрын
I can't see the end of the joke.
@arawiri
@arawiri 5 ай бұрын
He'd have a feild day in maori
@vihai
@vihai 5 ай бұрын
The condition is called "Bukkake Syndrome"
@darz-k
@darz-k 5 ай бұрын
Excellent. He looks like the older, but shorter and more medicated brother, of theo von.
@itsjustjoe3790
@itsjustjoe3790 5 ай бұрын
That’s why Ismo keeps his palm against his stomach….its hairy.
@kenfryer2090
@kenfryer2090 4 ай бұрын
Going off the boil. Earlier stuff was much funnier. Language based gags have run their course. Maybe just a one trick pony after all
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