ISMO | His and Hers

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5 ай бұрын

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@AspenOnClawz 5 ай бұрын

Ismo never fails to make me snort :]

@whazzup_teacup 5 ай бұрын

Don't tell him about the "2in1" or "3in1" soaps, he might brush his teeth with it.

@jootan91 5 ай бұрын

3 in 1! wash your ball, ass AND head hair all at once!

@kipponi 5 ай бұрын

Where is 5in one I need those😂.

@juhaniu6371 5 ай бұрын

if it washes your body and hair, why wouldn't it wash your teeth :hmm

@adamsell2573 5 ай бұрын

Love this guy!

@Glornt 5 ай бұрын

It also prevents cavities down there.

@donaldwheeler5989 5 ай бұрын

For most people, it's too late for that - for women, too late times two

@allmyedgesaresharp 5 ай бұрын

@@donaldwheeler5989 I'm sorry.....what?!?! I don't get it 😏

@judejude8488 5 ай бұрын

Love you ISMO!

@AAYMF 5 ай бұрын

plus, it gives it a refreshing feel

@kipponi 5 ай бұрын

And very cooling too...

@deepakmore9194 5 ай бұрын

Dark Truth: Toothpaste and Toothbrush should ideally be Teethpaste & Teethbrush. 😂

@kipponi 5 ай бұрын

Google translator did not approve it.

@nicoletobin2495 5 ай бұрын

Well, shoot. I can never UNread this and now you’ve broken my brain and doomed me to impulsively blurt it out during future awkward pauses. Cheers! 🙃

@lucarossi8442 4 ай бұрын

I think I can win this contest hands down. In my bathroom there is only a soap bar, and I wash everything with that.

@NotASeriousMoose 4 ай бұрын

Its really not a contest man..

@timberhoff 5 ай бұрын

My wife thought i was some kind of a freak caveman when my shower gel ran out and I used a shampoo for the body. Women have this thing that everything needs to have a specific use only. They take it seriously.

@xlynx9 5 ай бұрын

They've been conned by marketing. Mostly. Women do tend to have more sensitive skin, and in some cases it makes a difference.

@dschwartz783 5 ай бұрын

I haven’t bought shampoo in years. I use body wash for everything. I figure my hair is also a part of my body, so… 🤷‍♂️

@typhoon-7 5 ай бұрын

I'm with you. I use any kind of soap for any cleaning purpose.

@allmyedgesaresharp 5 ай бұрын

I'm a woman and I haven't bought body wash in years I use shampoo for all washing activities because I'm allergic to coco butter which is a pain in the butt. I get olive oil shampoo and you know, suds up all over 😋

@Fritjof-or7bt 5 ай бұрын

A bottle of shampoo is all you need for your whole body! Why would shampoo that can get rid of hair grease in seconds be worse than body gel/wash? Makes no sense. I think it's because they want to sell more products. It's probably almost the same thing. And it gets your skin silky smooth. Never need to use any products for the skin. I'm 49 and been using only schampoo all my life. Well some mild soap for intimate areas but that''s it. You're fooled. :)

@LuTubuMeu 5 ай бұрын

🥥😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THE BEST!

@judejude8488 5 ай бұрын

Still waiting for the Canadian Tour!

@SuperSky9 5 ай бұрын

Nope, He makes too much sense for Canada. He will get cancelled for spreading common sense in the country.

@josefernandez4423 5 ай бұрын

he will get jailed in Canada.

@judejude8488 5 ай бұрын

@@SuperSky9 Makes me sad how true that is

@lightmeupper 5 ай бұрын

Yes where is the Canadian tour? Don't forget how many unserved fins that live in northern Ontario. They came to Canada to cut trees and now there is non of that.

@stringtheoryguitars4952 5 ай бұрын

He’s right! What could possibly go wrong… (5 min later) AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

@allmyedgesaresharp 5 ай бұрын

🫢😳🤯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bobbylee2853 5 ай бұрын

White bar soap for everything! And I mean EVERYTHING.

@xlynx9 5 ай бұрын

Bet it tastes lovely

@merijnio666devilpriest5 5 ай бұрын

"A ball" 😂

@ecospider5 5 ай бұрын

You are so great. Lol.

@xlynx9 5 ай бұрын

Don't try this at home. Trust me on this one.

@ankerias 5 ай бұрын

Millonka tuut suomeen/ when do you come to Finland

@AK-- 5 ай бұрын

se on suomessa just nyt

@kosiekoos9408 5 ай бұрын

In my bathroom i use the bar of soap. The wife use all the other stuff.

@antonackermann9620 5 ай бұрын

It may feel a bit uncomfortable, but the women love it.

@Mandred85 5 ай бұрын

Freshens you up tho!

@JimmyRingz 5 ай бұрын

I also use toothpaste as lubricant. Works great and keeps the helmet minty fresh

@Ellefsen97 5 ай бұрын

It works great if you’re a masochist

@JahongirHaitov 4 ай бұрын

Never tried anal wearing a helmet. Just to clarify - who should wear it?

@jalalshahini 5 ай бұрын

Soap is soap. Every other label is marketing.

@user-ck3uu8rj3x 5 ай бұрын

Coal Tar Soap, all ANYBODY needs.

@aylaalto3746 5 ай бұрын

Well... Ismo has finnish balls😁

@marcelnz 5 ай бұрын

fck,,,,you're funny af

@feelincrispy7053 5 ай бұрын

When they blow on it it gives a cool refreshing feeling

@Hirnlego999 5 ай бұрын

Ain't that the tooth

@optimoprimus4608 5 ай бұрын

🤣🍻🤘

@ketjuariittaa 5 ай бұрын

Raikastaa kummasti😊

@bevturquoise4651 5 ай бұрын

Logic!

@greendeane1 5 ай бұрын

It’s humor, lighten up.

@gabpar3495 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@miriamceornea97 5 ай бұрын

I’m a women and I too have only two bottles of the same thing to shower so yeah… i have more stuff for brushing your teeth

@karoshi2 4 ай бұрын

Well, toothpaste sounds like feeling fresh, but not exciting. (Didn't try yet.) When toothpaste runs out, soap tastes really yucky and has a loooong aftertaste. (Did try.)

@ShaSha-ur3nf 4 ай бұрын

Like me who brushed teeth with soap under the same concept. Saved toothpaste cost. Gotcha..😊

@Mike-vr4lw 3 ай бұрын

Pure male logic 😂

@jmc6687 4 ай бұрын

Very funny guy who's delivery is dryer than a Vultures Crutch !

@1337fraggzb00N 5 ай бұрын

Look at Mister Fancy-Pants who has two bottles in the bathroom.

@baja1062 5 ай бұрын

Ты из метала создан) это новая игра?!) решил усложнить и начать заново)

@sofiqulislam6447 5 ай бұрын

Cautionary warning: do not try this at home. Perform my professionals only 😂😂😂

@adiro8942 5 ай бұрын

You are one day too late.Thanks for nothing.

@sofiqulislam6447 5 ай бұрын

@@adiro8942 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro

@GershonBenYitzhak 5 ай бұрын

"When I was a man" rofl

@kipponi 5 ай бұрын

Because after marriage you are not anymore😂.

@luckywetland 5 ай бұрын

I think ISMO is the ONLY decent stand-up comedian out there. Unlike those losers in NYC who either make fun of some paid audience to make others laugh, or keep chitchatting with audience coz they ran out of jokes.

@olegdepapa 5 ай бұрын

my relatives reffers to everyone as 'he/she' and my boss calls everyone sir, military style.

@bobnandez 5 ай бұрын

men are happy single…. but also eant a family…. 2 totally different lifestyles.

@4dbullshitpatroll6 5 ай бұрын

There was a man going into a whore house, one inside, one leaving and one waiting out the front in a car. Where is each man from? Man going in - Russian Man inside - Himalayan Man leaving - Finnish Man waiting out the front is English waiting for the red light to turn green.

@allmyedgesaresharp 5 ай бұрын

That's pretty funny 🤣🤣🤣