ISMO | Life Lessons

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@laurikguitarcovers2251 6 ай бұрын

"No bird has ever fucked a bee" - Ismo Leikola, 2023

@papagrounds 6 ай бұрын

Ismo on päällikkö!

@coosoorlog 6 ай бұрын

I'll vote for him.

@skiphoffenflaven8004 6 ай бұрын

Yep. We all heard it in this comedy excerpt. I’d go as far as to say it was the damn punchline. But thanks a million for fulfilling your need for attention by posting such a miserable comment in which you repeat what was said and then date it.

@mikeymcmikeface5599 6 ай бұрын

Unexpected ending there.

@thephoenixsystem6765 5 ай бұрын

@@skiphoffenflaven8004I hope you find what you need in life

@nickrich56 6 ай бұрын

Ismo has an endless source of jokes by poking fun at the way all English speaking people deal with the language. He's hilarious!😂

@xerxes-music 6 ай бұрын

He's not wrong.

@thephoenixsystem6765 5 ай бұрын

He is right.

@blu4085 5 ай бұрын

@@thephoenixsystem6765 Always right.

@MagicChris86 6 ай бұрын

I love this guy. First learned about him and even got to know him a little when he was performing as a pre-act on Gabriel Fluffy Iglesias' show in Berlin, Germany in early October this year. Was such a great show, we gave all of the acts standing ovations and for Fluffy even twice.

@frednimzowi9852 6 ай бұрын

I like Fluffy but I like Ismo even more

@applepie443 6 ай бұрын

2 of top three right there. Put Chapelle there and there it is

@svetluskamcz 5 ай бұрын

Same case with me, last year in California, sold out Dodgers Stadium🥰 So much fun🤩

@bobbylee2853 6 ай бұрын

Bees have ass hairs, it’s true.😅

@frednimzowi9852 6 ай бұрын

Do you mean Ismo made a correct asshairtion?😅

@blucat4 6 ай бұрын

@@frednimzowi9852 😂 Very good.

@Nimtrix 6 ай бұрын

Auto captions are wrong, he says different not weaker. Hilarious as always though 😂

@PockASqueeno 5 ай бұрын

Seriously though, thanks for the reminder from middle school science class. I legit forgot about how pollination works. I was a bit confused at first.

@CheriTheBery 2 ай бұрын

Don't worry, it's not you but your education.

@taopol 6 ай бұрын

I love this guy !😀😀

@BlissLovePeace 5 ай бұрын

Ismo, you are the funniest ... no comparison

@kipponi 6 ай бұрын

100% fact. In Finnish we say "kukka ja mehiläinen" and it makes total sense when teaching childrens reproduction takes place in the plant world. I remember we had condom brand Kukka ja Mehiläinen(Flower and Bee)😂.

@lightmeupper 5 ай бұрын

So internal. So internal.

@johnchandler1687 2 ай бұрын

Benny Hill: Mom says " go explain the birds and bees to junior." Dad takes Junior for a walk and says," Son, remember the spring picnick?" Yes, Dad. " Do you remember what we saw Uncle Bert and the widow Brown doing in the bushes?" Yes, Dad. " Well son, the birds and bees do that too." 😊😅

@valedro 5 ай бұрын

"At least while being sober."

@waynrbunyea7059 5 ай бұрын

The birds eat the seeds and shit them out. Thus spreading the flowers and atracting more bees.

@dennislindqvist8443 4 ай бұрын

Therefore, it is worrying that the bee population has decreased drastically in recent years. If the pollinators disappear, so do we. Research on drone pollinators is actually ongoing even if it sounds like a dystopia to me.

@rickyspanish492 3 ай бұрын

Always get me off guard with the punchlines! 🤣

@justliving1 4 ай бұрын

🗣️ After Trevor Noah, ISMO from Finland is the best.

@ronz91 6 ай бұрын

Birds eat bees

@StdDev99 6 ай бұрын

Battle Star Galactica

@ronz91 6 ай бұрын

@@StdDev99 😂😂😂 Michaeellllllll!

@timppao4664 6 ай бұрын

Yep and we are not speaking giving head only exactly that flucker eat bee dude😂nothing to do whit sex😂😂

@Paltse 5 ай бұрын

Mmh. E-pills are the second best thing for a woman who fears pregnancy from an entanglement to swallow.

@calbackk 4 ай бұрын

Actually, being a Nordic person I have thought the same thing.

@mentilly_all 5 ай бұрын

birds help with cross pollinating similarly

@maeguk1 2 ай бұрын

In the Hungarian language, the stork brings the kids. So I would like Ismo to explain how that happens. 😀

@Tj930 5 ай бұрын

Humming bird and the bee, they both pollinate flowers... But, yes, Finnish version makes more sense

@adamwhite1920 5 ай бұрын

Some birds also pollinate flowers.

@EdvinLaura 3 ай бұрын

yea, but there are no flowers in 'birds and bees'

@Manakel77 5 ай бұрын

Occasionally, birds with a very low self'esteem and poor social skills...

@HrRezpatex 4 ай бұрын

wow! i did not know this, and it make no sense what so ever. But of course, i already know that the Americans strive very hard to remove them self as far away from reality as possible..

@UKSkaface 6 ай бұрын

Does that mean the bees are just fuzzy little fluffers?

@gelonianwarrior 5 ай бұрын

Yes, thats exactly what it mean 😐😐😐😑😐😐

@Fritjof-or7bt 5 ай бұрын

Doesn't humming birds kinda tongue f*ck flowers? I don't know, I'm Swedish, we don't have those here. But I've seen them on Discovery.

@CheriTheBery 2 ай бұрын

Yes, hummingbirds are pollinators. They have them in the Americas so I guess that's why flowers and bees turned into birds and bees.

@joelouis-arena4061 2 ай бұрын

Haven’t you heard about the bird?

@teemujokelainen 2 ай бұрын

Everybody knows that bird is the word.

@diademkennels8550 5 ай бұрын

The best metaphor would be dogs really.

@Kepe 4 ай бұрын

Well, any mammal would do. But that would be very literal and straight to the point heh

@eijakatriinar6498 6 ай бұрын

😂

@ElectricSheepShepherd 5 ай бұрын

no decent bird, has ever fu a bee.

@cherokeestormchaser3259 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 🐦- 🐝

@shrewdthewise2840 6 ай бұрын

🐝 🍑 🍆 🦅

@cherokeestormchaser3259 6 ай бұрын

@@shrewdthewise2840 😂🤣

@philipstevenson5166 5 ай бұрын

the bee metaphor's misleading enough. it's like mates sharing a condom on a busy weekend.

@EastFame 5 ай бұрын

never heard about either of expressions. But why the f*ck birds are involved in the conversation?

@HotelPapa100 4 ай бұрын

Well, many a bees day got fucked up by a bird...

@koop5365 3 ай бұрын

Nowadays its..... "We have to talk about, they them binary non binary it that trans etc etc".

@domcali8450 6 ай бұрын

I get the joke however birds pollinate trees 😂

@XtreeM_FaiL 5 ай бұрын

Since when and where?

@mentilly_all 5 ай бұрын

@@XtreeM_FaiL since trees and birds exist, and worldwide

@XtreeM_FaiL 5 ай бұрын

@@mentilly_all In what universe?

@mentilly_all 5 ай бұрын

@@XtreeM_FaiL do you know what pollinate means ?

@XtreeM_FaiL 5 ай бұрын

@@mentilly_all Yes. Do you know what a bird is?

@SuperSky9 6 ай бұрын

Birds and the Bees is some UK blokish bs.

@richard6440 6 ай бұрын

???

@DaveThompsonfairlife4all 6 ай бұрын

We call it that because talking about "sex" is the hardest thing to do. Sad really. Notice how many curse words are related to sex and genitalia.

@kindablue1959 6 ай бұрын

I think you missed the point of the video.

@DaveThompsonfairlife4all 6 ай бұрын

@@kindablue1959 Please explain it. I am really stupid.

@kindablue1959 6 ай бұрын

@@DaveThompsonfairlife4all He's saying 'the birds and the bees' isn't helpful to kids because it doesn't imply any activity between them - they're just two unrelated animals. Saying 'the bees and the flowers' implies sex because bees pollinate the flowers.

@DaveThompsonfairlife4all 6 ай бұрын

@@kindablue1959 Omg. I was being sarcastic. I understood the fkin joke. I made my point as it's related to the retarded way society deals with the issue. Am I not allowed to do that? Do you go around pointing out the obvious on other videos because someone made a comment that you don't think isn't relevant in your opinion? I think YOU missed the point of MY comment. Don't assume everyone is dumb.

@SomeLoser0 4 ай бұрын

I always said "the bird gave the bee bird flu, and the bee stung the bird. They both died. the end" and the flower thing makes the flowers and the bee look like a whore. I say it's all fertilization. (crap) funny how "fertile" means what it means, does nobody see the connection? Similar to another joke of mine, "if I wanted to excrete waste into a toilet, I would just take a shit." Ok, I will leave it to the professionals now.

@leonig01 6 ай бұрын

Russians usually say "Stork brings kids". And there is a wide ground for jokes here;)

@leopartanen8752 6 ай бұрын

Yes, that one is for the question "Where do babies come from?", but that doesn't work for the question "What is sex?" 😂

@currykingwurst6393 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, that's a whole different thing, though.

@Paltse 5 ай бұрын

Well, the Russians are not wrong, but incriminating themselves if you think of the stork as the means to transport children to Russian families what with Ukrainian children being taken from Ukraine to Russia.

@LV-426... 3 ай бұрын

Absolutely all central Europeans say this.

@CheriTheBery 2 ай бұрын

@@LV-426...I think it's a global thing.