ISMO | Why Dolphins Are So Frustrated

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6 жыл бұрын

Dolphins are very, very smart... but equally as frustrated. Filmed at the Top Secret Comedy Club in London.
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@massagelucie 5 жыл бұрын

I love how his humour is not offending anyone or being vulgar but still its very funny...im very happy to discover this guy

@LuCkiiEsZz 4 жыл бұрын

I who identify as a dolphin feel offended by this comment

@sanchitdesai8441 3 жыл бұрын

Most PC humor except the vegan part That was not pc

@jarskil8862 3 жыл бұрын

Yup. I like how he keeps most of politics out of his humor. I hate how many modern comedians tend to just joke about modern politics or people on a polarizing way. If I want politics I read news. Ismo is damn wholesome guy 👌 I wish his Finnish shows worked aswell in English, but those often contain inside jokes that doesnt translate too well.

@steffenbrix 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@ayehtunohn 3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure George is offended by him.

@ccmusic2249 6 жыл бұрын

"you never guessed I was hiding behind Ireland". Ismo, that was fantastic! Keep it up man. Loving your work!

@mikeymcmikeface5599 5 жыл бұрын

I must to keep this handy hiding place in mind for possible future need.

@dannymain542 5 жыл бұрын

Anyone care to elaborate on that?

@Devilishka7 4 жыл бұрын

Danny Main Look up Fungie, the dolphin in Dingle area. The most popular dolphin in Ireland lol

@dannymain542 4 жыл бұрын

@@Devilishka7 Aight thanks

@joetheftman9619 6 жыл бұрын

34 dolphins managed to dislike the video.

@badboy-ud7ik 5 жыл бұрын

55 now

@TalLeyKAL 5 жыл бұрын

And some whales

@roland6505 4 жыл бұрын

And 1 Russian

@chrisinkaifa 4 жыл бұрын

Joe Theftman Georgies .?🤪🤪😂

@griffindotexe6620 3 жыл бұрын

101 dolphins

@RobotJeeg 2 жыл бұрын

"I was hiding behind Ireland" is an awesome joke!

@BogartMananggete 6 жыл бұрын

I wanna hear more from Ismo. I've been surfing the internet to find funny comedians to ease my sadness, so far he wouldn't be called the funniest comedian in the world for nothing. He really is the best in my book.

@RAMBOdyykkari 6 жыл бұрын

hey mate, not sure if u have already seen all of his shows in english or with subtitles, but if u want to see more, the best is to try your luck with just searching "ismo leikola in english", "with subtitles" on youtube. one good way is to look for shows where he is in another country, more likely he will be speaking english.

@BogartMananggete 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for that....

@foshezeefocker7707 6 жыл бұрын

He's brilliant in his delivery! It's all about the presentation in my opinion! I really find Rowan Atkinson great as well one of his favourites is titled "We are most amused" where he does a biblical reading xD

@BogartMananggete 6 жыл бұрын

These guys are really phenomenal. Rowan is my favorite too. They really made it through their brilliant ways of finding funny delivery in simple things. I wish Ismo the best...Thanks for referring "We are most amused"...

@user-ow6vv3pn3v 5 жыл бұрын

Why are you sad?

@mistygreen5335 3 жыл бұрын

He needs more than a Netflix special. I would pay to see him.

@chantalekilley4219 Жыл бұрын

he's on tour in the States right now. I'm waiting for him up in Canada.

@slowpudda 6 жыл бұрын

Even in english this is the best joke from you Ismo. Näytä niille maailmalla 💪🏻

@nano4886 6 жыл бұрын

ei kyll paras mun mielest :D

@micafreedom3413 3 жыл бұрын

😆😅🤣 Ismo on paras!! Kiitos paljon! You help many to feel better! 💯😍

@haimbenavraham1502 4 жыл бұрын

Civilizations come and go, dolphins remain smiling.

@tilaNmanx 3 жыл бұрын

This is essentially a summary of "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"

@madgtthree 5 жыл бұрын

He makes me laugh full on. Like I've never laughed like that before. I think because he just says things so plainly, I just find it hilarious.

@khwlel 5 жыл бұрын

I am amazed at how amazing your skills are, I just moved to Finland 3 months ago xD

@Deimos1478 6 жыл бұрын

I love this guy!!!! greetings from Greece!

@meow7809 5 жыл бұрын

The way you talk is really precious

@thebigh4752 5 жыл бұрын

I just love the gentle sort of laugh from the audience at 1:00 - They think it is funny as hell, but his demeanor on stage allows for this feeling of reservation. So you see people dying of laughter but sort of in silence. I can't think of any other comic that can elicit this kind of a reaction, except MAYBE Stephen Wright.

@uskok4636 Жыл бұрын

Its a very Finnish thing, that reservation.

@darlingsapphire1 4 жыл бұрын

ISMO MAKES MY TUMMY HURT WITH LAUGHTER. I BELIEVE IF YOU ARE NOT FEELING WELL AND YOU WATCH ISMO YOU WON'T BE ILL ANY MORE. HE'S GOOD MEDICINE.

@saraha1005 6 ай бұрын

Hahaha I love this!! Thank you for making us all laugh, Ismo!

@margeparker9571 9 ай бұрын

Love Ismo! Great new comedian. He needs his own special.

@HenrySylvester01 6 жыл бұрын

Congrats on 20k!

@anaabendroth3460 5 жыл бұрын

In America they make full-length tv specials for comedians like yourself. I hope one day they'll do one with you... You are soooo damned FUNNY :-)

@kostaslago Жыл бұрын

this is joke is genius, rather philosophical and very funny . Thank you Ismo 👏

@CaptHollister 2 жыл бұрын

The last message the dolphins left for humanity before evacuating the Earth in advance of its destruction by the Vogons was, of course, "so long, and thanks for all the fish"

@VeronicaManzanarespyretka 6 жыл бұрын

I loved this!

@AmazingPhilippines1 Жыл бұрын

Love your humor Ismo!

@maryleblanc4961 2 жыл бұрын

Dolphins 🐬 are way smarter than People! 😁❤👍💯💥💥💥 Love this!

@riccardoc1711 Жыл бұрын

That’s why dolphins are leaving while singing : “So long and thank you for all the fish” …

@billheuber5884 6 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! Very funny! Great job my brother!!

@vendetta1306 4 жыл бұрын

Needed this to help me start my long day off properly :)

@Metal_Soul Жыл бұрын

I love your accent! And of course your humor ...🤣

@shrestharajesh 2 жыл бұрын

We need more of you buddy. Thanks for curing my depression in these times of covid and war.

@SaBiNuKi 6 жыл бұрын

This is too good. I almost peed my pants laughing......................

@pale_saint 4 жыл бұрын

Abdulrhman and when the genie grants you that wish she sells the pants for some online perv who will keep on sniffing them. Hope you enjoy being the pants then 😂🤣

@felix_christopher Жыл бұрын

Alan Davies would be pleased about the Blue Whale bit.

@Santhanaram 6 жыл бұрын

Hi ISMO, Ram from Singapore. I really love your style of comedy.You are such an inspiration

@maxmoseley6330 6 жыл бұрын

I’ve actually thought about this a lot how whales and dolphins might be even smarter than people and the only thing keeping them from creating a civilization is their lack of opposable thumbs and inability to make fire

@AlliasEllie 5 жыл бұрын

the inability to make fire *underwater

@Devilishka7 4 жыл бұрын

The fact they're smarter doesn't mean they don't use it. It's just humans that compare everything and everyone to their own abilities on land, but really for dolphins in their underwater world, they could be geniuses achieving great things there.

@timomastosalo 4 жыл бұрын

@@AlliasEllie Excatly...

@timomastosalo 4 жыл бұрын

@@Devilishka7 I think the scientists are just able to measure the brain size - and what test they can make about intelligence: can they really prove the dolphins are as intelligent as people, or more? Maybe a better assessment from them would be to say the dolphins are very intelligent - leave it vague enough. After all, haven't they just started to test them a few decades ago? Would they be smarter than dogs? If so, how they could really define the intelligence of the dolphins' ? Depends also how they define human intelligence. Hope not just by the Mensa tests. Because the wate would get wet, and electricity would be dangerous, hehe. And then the blue whale :) It likely has bigger brains than the dophins - but are they smarter? Of course trying to test them would easily become unethical, limiting or stressing them too much - so hope no scientist gets that idea.

@viljamtheninja 4 жыл бұрын

@@timomastosalo It's not just about brain size but brain size *in proportion* to your total body mass.

6 жыл бұрын

Sä oot mahtava 😁

@carimcaskill Жыл бұрын

SO WHOLESOME

@dr.dolzur223 5 жыл бұрын

Ireland joke is a bomb, jeez I laughed my ass off

@HrRezpatex 4 жыл бұрын

My new favourite comedian. :)

@Tar-Numendil 4 жыл бұрын

His bit about the word "ass" on Conan is hysterical!

@sasamuraki 4 жыл бұрын

Hahhaa the whale joke was hilarious 😂

@CyberBeep_kenshi Жыл бұрын

I just love this. Reminds me a bit of eddy izzard. Smart humor with language.

@jennymontulo5146 Жыл бұрын

I am loving him. Just found him in instagram last night. ❤

@melindakrych6115 6 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️ ISMO!!

@BlackSeaStorm Жыл бұрын

So good!

@youngThrashbarg 6 жыл бұрын

I thought you were saving this one for some big US comedy special.. but it still is great.

@axavesterix4962 10 ай бұрын

tää o hyvä kans. anteeks. good one.

@bettyakkemaai5499 Жыл бұрын

I never thought of it like that , that's exuactly a little sad ... Poor dolphins. 🐬🐬. " Oh look a ball..". 😂

@davetubervid Жыл бұрын

I've only just discovered him - he's a comic genius

@AnthonyDonnellyTT 6 жыл бұрын

Diggin your work Ismo... in English or Suomeksi man... Subbed.

@sinni1525 6 жыл бұрын

Hyvä idea kyllä alkaa laittamaan tänne tubeenkin enemmän videoita :)

@imaginative-monkey 3 жыл бұрын

A blue whale, a dolphin, and Ismo entered a bar...

@TIM1948 9 ай бұрын

What a talent; I wish him success.

@UldisBiz Жыл бұрын

I almost fell off the chair 😂

@Noodelousart123 Жыл бұрын

I love his humor bc it matches with the energy of shower thoughts

@AnnihilationXable 6 жыл бұрын

2:14 is actually 800km (500mi). Which is still quite insane

@MrNeboff 6 жыл бұрын

Subbed!!!!!!!

@alphathealphiliate 5 ай бұрын

This may explain why dolphins are so vicious 😂

@pelimies1818 3 жыл бұрын

Ireland, you say? Then the whale was also pissed.

@ZhaodiWang 5 жыл бұрын

Ismo iz so funny we love it!,

@danielhernandez3161 Жыл бұрын

Epic!!! 😂

@MonacoRocha 5 жыл бұрын

GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

@seallustrator 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite animal is the dolphin. Audience: HAHAHAHAHA

@1labuakimegnyerteasegberug596 2 жыл бұрын

GO ISMO GO !!!!

@becharb Жыл бұрын

love him

@BarbaraMerryGeng 3 жыл бұрын

ISMO - last year - was at the comedy club NYC EAST VILLAGE -/ YAy

@tamasszanka5866 2 жыл бұрын

Ismo, you are going to be an excellent Joulupukki when you get older.

@hukeaz 6 жыл бұрын

I love dolphins too!

@user-nk3dr2nx4d 3 ай бұрын

Just wait till the dolphins learn to mind control the octopi.

@worldsoldestcivilization 2 жыл бұрын

🐬🐬 are offended by this joke but unfortunately cannot dislike..

@elfarofinanciero 7 ай бұрын

Hiding behind Ireland...🤣😂

@irmaadyatnimawardi 4 жыл бұрын

I LOVE YOU!

@TheFinalMeowntdown 6 ай бұрын

When Valtteri Bottas’ slightly boozy cousin does comedy. 💀😂 Kiitos for making me laugh my ass off (as the authority on ass, you’ll have to look into that expression)

@rzmij 2 жыл бұрын

Why I'm encountering this when I'm stoned? 😂😂😂

@danhnguyen-mm2ue Жыл бұрын

lov ya

@nervanderi 6 жыл бұрын

Douglas Adams. Dont Panic.

@tanden3731 6 жыл бұрын

Hyvä Ippe!

@sayhi486 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha ISMO 😂😂😂

@Anxvte 6 жыл бұрын

Et sä turhaan oo maailman hauskin

@5totwelve732 3 жыл бұрын

Onhan Ismo allways jurrissa

@GL-dh1bo Жыл бұрын

ISMO, when are you having a US tour???

@aperson2020 Жыл бұрын

First mean bit of comedy. Making fun of lovely dolphins.

@jeanjunkkari 4 жыл бұрын

Amazing me , can't get enough

@BarbaraMerryGeng 4 жыл бұрын

So fun 🐬🐬

@dry1407 4 жыл бұрын

I thougth his favourite animal was the earthworm!?

@ethanmariani5152 5 ай бұрын

this guy is soooooooo funny

@markopelaa 2 жыл бұрын

one day fellow dolphin came and wanted to invite more orcas to live with them.

@kuloharjunkylakoulu4607 6 жыл бұрын

"They have hands" -"HAHAHAHAHA "

@Nintentohtori 6 жыл бұрын

So, dolphin or a earthworm?

@UMANGPLAYS 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe Land and Water

@t.ezanditrinanda1368 5 жыл бұрын

Dolphin in which planet ?

@bradmckinley2660 5 жыл бұрын

Sun flower.....bullshit

@Ran-tan-tan 4 жыл бұрын

Something something Alan Davies, blue whale, something something

@jdssurf 6 жыл бұрын

Nice lol

@77JMW 4 жыл бұрын

Finland is one of dolphins' favorite places, right behind Blowholeland. Or I was gonna go with .. This man knows his fish because he is from Finland.

@timomastosalo 4 жыл бұрын

Finland isn't as fishy as Sweden or Norway :) Finns eat beef and pork much more. Of course there are the fish enthusiasts, but... If you've watched the Monty Python clip about the fish & Finland, it looks more like Swedish culture stamped on Finland (once again). Of course it was meant as a harmless joke - just showed the makers didn't know much bout the countries, just mashed them together as a lump of hacked fish, entrails and all :) Just like Ireland, Scotland and England are exactly the same, and the 'Whales' language is as close to English as Finnish is to Swedish... Actually Finnish is even more distant from Swedish than Welsh from English.

@McMxxCiV 4 жыл бұрын

@@timomastosalo I think the joke was about Finland because fish have fins.

@timomastosalo 4 жыл бұрын

@@McMxxCiV Could be. I'll wait his answer, if he wants to answer.

@JiihaaS 2 жыл бұрын

He's talking about mammals though...

@tinaluoma-welcome9607 3 жыл бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@hiimain7932 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@timomastosalo 4 жыл бұрын

Dolphins are no wankers.

@kruppel-ze5yi 6 ай бұрын

Apparently they were once land animals, with 4 legs and I guess 20 toes, but for some reason they started swimming. That was not a very intelligent decision? Coz others tried to fly, or grew hands 😁