ISMO | Chivalry is Dead

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ISMO

ISMO

5 жыл бұрын

I sometimes hear that chivalry is dead... That IS good, right? ⚔️
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@joshuahorwitz6458
@joshuahorwitz6458 5 жыл бұрын
“Sir! Can I vote?” “Madam, you may not” *politely but no* “...you may cook”
@yaguarete79
@yaguarete79 5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Horwitz and the reverence. Genius!
@TRtherocknroller
@TRtherocknroller 3 жыл бұрын
*Tips fedora*
@johannhowitzer
@johannhowitzer Жыл бұрын
Madam, I may not either, we live in a monarchy.
@hammerfix7241
@hammerfix7241 5 жыл бұрын
Netflix special for Ismo!
@TheSmardu
@TheSmardu 5 жыл бұрын
Hoping also. 👍👍👍👍
@ekhuewes
@ekhuewes 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he doesnt just swear all the time like most comedians and actually makes us laugh from his personality
@susername
@susername 5 жыл бұрын
YES!
@0zem
@0zem 5 жыл бұрын
Really hope he's gonna take part in the "Comedians of the world" Netflix series, which is coming up January 1st, if I remember well. I mean, he'd fit in just perfect as a comic representing Finland or even Nordics as a whole region.
@kontrapunkti
@kontrapunkti 5 жыл бұрын
Hell yes
@MartineH1
@MartineH1 Жыл бұрын
This guy don't need be controversial, offensive, aggressive, badmouthed, to make us laugh a lot. He has a easy humor that is actually brilliant.
@pvahanen
@pvahanen 9 ай бұрын
surprisingly.
@MattHunX
@MattHunX 5 ай бұрын
Comedians can be aggressive of badmouthed, even objectively so. But, "controversial" and "offensive" are terms too easily thrown around by those who are overly sensitive and take said offense often in the name of others and thus label the comedian controversial, based purely on their own subjective viewpoint. Even when 99% of their audience laughs, a few will not and they can complain loudly enough about it to make it sounds like there is controversy.
@mattvideoeditor
@mattvideoeditor 2 ай бұрын
I see this comment over and over. But there is a lot of "soft" comedy out there.
@kontrapunkti
@kontrapunkti 5 жыл бұрын
Easily one of most talented stand-up comedians in the world
@Audiojack_
@Audiojack_ 5 жыл бұрын
Especially since he's so good at making wordplay in a language that's neither of his official native languages...
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 4 жыл бұрын
@@Audiojack_ Well, native language means what you're born with: one of your parents speaks it, or someone in your household anyway. So I doubt Ismo had parents speaking 2 different languages - in theory it's possible, but in practice more than 9 times of 10 a person from central Finland (like Ismo) has only Finnish speaking parents. And there are actually more than 2 official languages in Finland, it's 5: but the 3 besides Finnish and Swedish are very local languages of the indigenous Sámi people in the very North of the country.
@TV-jn4dh
@TV-jn4dh 3 жыл бұрын
@@Audiojack_ Expecting a Finn to be proficient in Swedish is downright insulting.
@manlikemb6226
@manlikemb6226 3 жыл бұрын
@@timomastosalo Do you know the slightest about Scandinavia?
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 3 жыл бұрын
@@manlikemb6226 Why? We were talking about Finland.
@friendlystonepeople
@friendlystonepeople 6 ай бұрын
He is hilarious. His body language and mannerisms just add to the comedy.
@havuoksa
@havuoksa 4 жыл бұрын
"Who do you think has to wash that jacket"? 😂😂😂
@eliseelwell6840
@eliseelwell6840 5 жыл бұрын
"You may cook"...lol....love that funny Fin
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 4 жыл бұрын
Visiting LA, Las Vegas and Alamo, the famous TV cook, straight from Hong Kong: Yu-Mei Cook. Receiving her in the airport are her American cousins, Mae Cook and her husband Phil Cook, and their kids Frank, Kurt, Lisa and Lotta. She'll be staying at their house during her visit. As her trademark, she likes to ask her cousins: 'What's cooking, doc?' Usually the picture is this: Mae wants Phil to cook. She's an exceööent and quick cook and Cook - but it's the nails. WHO wants to geopardize them? … she keeps asking her husband. Kids don't want daddy to cook, because he eats too much of the raw material while cooking, and as a result they always get the same macaroni & cheese when he does the cooking. Frank says how he sees it about the food - with no filter, Kurt with a word, or nod. Lisa causes the domestic expenses to rise too high: she leases a pro cook every once in a while, when she slips her phone blocks. And Lotta just cooks and eats if they forget to arrange her other hobbies. But they don't tell that to Yu-Mei. Typically when asked this, they just simmer.
@cs4155
@cs4155 5 жыл бұрын
World class jokes
@toe_crusty
@toe_crusty 4 жыл бұрын
word*
@arkanzaki
@arkanzaki 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite stand up comedians EVER!
@iamarchibald
@iamarchibald 5 жыл бұрын
Arkan Al Amin same for me but remove “One of”
@iamarchibald
@iamarchibald 5 жыл бұрын
And the “s” in comedians
@BarbaraMerryGeng
@BarbaraMerryGeng 4 жыл бұрын
I smiled for the first time, today. Thank you , ISMO .
@DjLota
@DjLota 5 жыл бұрын
Please make a special and upload more and more clips. I LOVE your sense of humour 😂
@mikeymcmikeface5599
@mikeymcmikeface5599 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Finland.
@mohammedmagdy9783
@mohammedmagdy9783 3 жыл бұрын
this guy's personality is gold
@MrDouchoid
@MrDouchoid 5 жыл бұрын
Man making jokes these days is hard and this man here is just chugging on with some dope shit.
@slipperydick
@slipperydick 5 жыл бұрын
It's not hard if you're actually funny
@pacosanchez1024
@pacosanchez1024 5 жыл бұрын
Some might say he IS the shit.
@yaguarete79
@yaguarete79 4 жыл бұрын
He has to deal with dope shit? I didn't get that. Oh, I'm sorry, I have to go. I have shit to do.
@herrbonk3635
@herrbonk3635 4 жыл бұрын
To me, he just demonstrates that serious "nerdy" subject matters often can be the most funny stuff.
@darkzerk7
@darkzerk7 4 жыл бұрын
@@herrbonk3635 Seems like anything that requires more than 90 IQ to comprehend these days is "nerdy".
@worldsoldestcivilization
@worldsoldestcivilization 2 жыл бұрын
For reference: The Knights’ Code of Chivalry is described in the Song of Roland 1. To fear God and maintain His Church 2. To serve the liege lord in valour and faith 3. To protect the weak and defenceless 4. To give succour to widows and orphans 5. To refrain from the wanton giving of offence 6. To live by honour and for glory 7. To despise pecuniary reward 8. To fight for the welfare of all 9. To obey those placed in authority 10. To guard the honour of fellow knights 11. To eschew unfairness, meanness and deceit 12. To keep faith 13. At all times to speak the truth 14. To persevere to the end in any enterprise begun 15. To respect the honour of women 16. Never to refuse a challenge from an equal 17. Never to turn the back upon a foe
@ambhat3953
@ambhat3953 2 жыл бұрын
The first point is paradoxical in nature to most of the remaining points.
@RedHanded1969
@RedHanded1969 2 жыл бұрын
Yeaah right ! As soon as the enemy charge, nobody is going to remember anything..
@jayhom5385
@jayhom5385 Жыл бұрын
Yep. Nothing about shopping bag here.
@Storytime2023x
@Storytime2023x Жыл бұрын
Le Chanson de Roland
@Storytime2023x
@Storytime2023x Жыл бұрын
@@ambhat3953 Even though you use a 10 dollar word, your ignorance is showing through. God is good and great, and you do not know Him, nor will He know you after death if you continue hating Him.
@carolusmartellus6552
@carolusmartellus6552 4 жыл бұрын
This is my absolute favourite of Ismo's jokes - intelligent, witty, making a point and shit
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 3 жыл бұрын
Making a point and shit - do we have to understand that he only wants to make a point?
@sateentuoksu
@sateentuoksu Жыл бұрын
@@timomastosalo i quess you need this one kzfaq.info/get/bejne/n82YbMyAmqjccqM.html
@Storytime2023x
@Storytime2023x Жыл бұрын
And no cursing even.
@henrymakepeace
@henrymakepeace 5 ай бұрын
Chivalry is Dead and Man on the Moon are my Ismo favorites.
@Mels1705
@Mels1705 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!! "who do you think has to wash that jacket" hahahahaa
@marinagimenezleal
@marinagimenezleal Жыл бұрын
His gestures are golden
@sospesoo1
@sospesoo1 11 ай бұрын
He's incredible. I have seen all the clips available on youtube hundred of times, but I still laugh out loud as it were the first time!!!
@syedahmadqusoiri3067
@syedahmadqusoiri3067 3 жыл бұрын
Love when Ismo in his elements, great pacing, natural intonation, not being tensed up..
@FreakyNightmare
@FreakyNightmare 4 жыл бұрын
"It's ironic... Who do you think have to wash that jacket?" Killed me 😂😂😂 because it's true. Husband always has this mystical illness during cleaning days 🤔
@jole0000
@jole0000 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but wife always has a mystical headache in bed on the evening
@thrasherdave1428
@thrasherdave1428 3 жыл бұрын
@@jole0000 Give your wife a headache pill and if she says babe it's cool I don't have a headache, count your blessings and... have fun :)
@emmis8016
@emmis8016 3 жыл бұрын
@@jole0000 tell your wife that sex heals everything - the flu, the headache, the diarrhea, you name it ;)
@bepowerification
@bepowerification 3 жыл бұрын
Well. In a lot of - oldschool - marriages the husband works at least 8 hours a day and the wife doesnt.
@FreakyNightmare
@FreakyNightmare 3 жыл бұрын
@@bepowerification yeah. In old school. Today it can be opposite. Like we have now because of Covid-19.
@wellthen...1539
@wellthen...1539 3 жыл бұрын
Listen to the audience cracking up! You can hear from the way they break into laughter, that they are really enjoying the gig.
@ElMariachi2004
@ElMariachi2004 Жыл бұрын
Ismo is the only comedian where I push the like button right after starting the video because I can be sure that he delivers
@Truthaddict42
@Truthaddict42 Жыл бұрын
Wow, so you’re like prejudiced or something? That’s a great trait, I bet you make the best decisions!
@ElMariachi2004
@ElMariachi2004 Жыл бұрын
@@Truthaddict42 I postet this like 8 month ago and I am still able to trigger you? And with that? Great! You made my day! And now I advise you to watch Ricky Gervais, seems to be just your kind of style ;)
@golddubs5041
@golddubs5041 5 жыл бұрын
How does this not have a million views already? It’s one of the funniest, most brilliant bits I’ve seen.
@zovalentine7305
@zovalentine7305 5 жыл бұрын
"You may cook" 🔪😭🔪
@MotoRideswJohn
@MotoRideswJohn Жыл бұрын
You are brilliant, sir. I love intelligent, witty, humor and you are among the best. In fact, I place you on as high a pedestal as the great, late, Mitch Hedberg. Bravo.
@EasyFinnish
@EasyFinnish 5 жыл бұрын
Again nice play with words which is rare these day... Brilliant!
@amadeus0123
@amadeus0123 5 жыл бұрын
Had a real hearty laugh after a long time! Way to go, ismo!
@e890h
@e890h 6 ай бұрын
It's so rare to find a comedian who is so funny without being offensive or vulgar in any way.
@mcarbon-7396
@mcarbon-7396 6 ай бұрын
Exactly, most of comedians are mean and Ismo is so refreshing
@tomatodamashi
@tomatodamashi 5 ай бұрын
I like offensive and vulgar
@bretteur2legende
@bretteur2legende 5 ай бұрын
Yes but it's not rare to find a comedian with no talent, but successful only because he turns off the lights friday evening...
@nbcali4033
@nbcali4033 4 жыл бұрын
Please post more videos! You're one of the funniest stand-up comedians I've seen and you do that without resorting to vulgar material! Keep making us laugh! ❤
@elmospasco5558
@elmospasco5558 4 жыл бұрын
"...... And women killed it." - Dave Chapelle
@hellykay
@hellykay 5 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best!! Laughing out loud.
@JulianTimMusic
@JulianTimMusic 5 жыл бұрын
This man deserves it all😂 way underrated!
@speedingAtI94
@speedingAtI94 2 ай бұрын
Many so called comedians make us believe that there can only be comedy if they insult and degrade a certain group of people or if they use profanity in their acts. So glad that there is something that everyone can find funny.
@joeahopelto8032
@joeahopelto8032 10 ай бұрын
Monet kiitokset sinun mukivat vidiot. I am an old school Finn who stays serious on the outside but laughs heartily on the inside. Many have a hard time with dry humor. They just don't get it. Keep up the great stand up work. By the way I was also born in pohjamsa. Lehtimäki to be specific. Again, thank you for reminding me of our roots.
@NavneetReddy
@NavneetReddy 5 жыл бұрын
You are one of those smart comics. Love your work.
@vickiwhelan7537
@vickiwhelan7537 10 ай бұрын
he is so gentle, i am in love - and he's so funny and amusing
@TheSmardu
@TheSmardu 5 жыл бұрын
No one as good as Ismo!!! I love him❤❤❤
@tfu4741
@tfu4741 6 ай бұрын
Very talented, but especially unique. All this in a second language, that is rock star.
@Sannosama
@Sannosama Ай бұрын
You're my favorite commedian in the world! I hope someday you will come to Seattle~ I would love so much to see you perform Live! I also hope you get a full length special. Thank you for being you and sharing your art with the world!
@RedHanded1969
@RedHanded1969 2 жыл бұрын
Ismo is my new fav comedian.. Glad I discovered him.. 👍
@paulsugden6041
@paulsugden6041 10 ай бұрын
One of the best comedians ive seen in years.
@DaveEtchells
@DaveEtchells 5 ай бұрын
Possibly my favorite standup comedian ever, one of the historic greats!
@YayaIsSilly
@YayaIsSilly 5 жыл бұрын
Your comedy is such a refreshing joy to listen to
@FinnlandIlpoPietinen
@FinnlandIlpoPietinen 5 жыл бұрын
Another great video from Ismo. Greetings from Suomi .
@tothzoltan89
@tothzoltan89 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's humor is so unique!
@hyperspaced77
@hyperspaced77 5 жыл бұрын
He's a talent... I love his style.
@BarbaraMerryGeng
@BarbaraMerryGeng 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I can watch ISMO on you tube 🤸🏻‍♀️😀😆😀
@bettyafonu
@bettyafonu 4 жыл бұрын
His quirks and idiosyncrasies ❣this man's excellent
@catastropheat4071
@catastropheat4071 6 ай бұрын
And thank you youtube for introducing me to ISMO . This guy is a real IQ and observational power beyond par..
@chanelname969
@chanelname969 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard! Thank you Ismo!
@timokobe
@timokobe 5 жыл бұрын
Netflix!!! C’moooon!! #netflixspecial
@rasmusliimatainen959
@rasmusliimatainen959 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing performance!
@xXDragonWarrior3872Xx
@xXDragonWarrior3872Xx 3 жыл бұрын
Love it Ismo, keep up the great work.
@tatianapetrov6206
@tatianapetrov6206 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laughs! they heal
@ninamiller2902
@ninamiller2902 2 жыл бұрын
you are hysterical! Love your choice of content
@faludig
@faludig 5 жыл бұрын
Oh, at last something English. I really celebrate every new pieces. :) I wish I could Finnish understand , but it's a pity we are just in linguistical sense kins (my mother tongue is Hungarian). Anyway wish you the bests, a fan from Düsseldorf
@gJonii
@gJonii 5 жыл бұрын
Some of his Finnish videos have been(poorly) translated. It's all different from his English comedy so you might find them interesting.
@WarlonWinterheart
@WarlonWinterheart 5 жыл бұрын
My tongue is hungry too.
@tylsimys67
@tylsimys67 4 жыл бұрын
@@WarlonWinterheart My mother tongue was WAY too hungry HA HA HA. There's a "new" word for Ismo btw... "mother", "mutha"...
@isahr.4778
@isahr.4778 4 жыл бұрын
awesome, keep going you are doing great job, greetings from Bosnia
@oscarfernandoofpublicnature
@oscarfernandoofpublicnature 5 жыл бұрын
Come to NYC man!!!
@janetwentz3259
@janetwentz3259 4 жыл бұрын
You are the funniest guy ever. Love you.
@kermithebudgie
@kermithebudgie 4 жыл бұрын
My new favorite comedian
@ingibjorggujonsdottir3760
@ingibjorggujonsdottir3760 Жыл бұрын
Fantastic humor, thank you ISMO you are way better that depression medecine
@nyekijudit6272
@nyekijudit6272 3 жыл бұрын
I like him. It is a pity that I dont understand Finnish, so i could watch his Finnish comedies as well. I heard one about the word Noni that was in Finnish but subtitled. Lol 😄😄
@oe4270
@oe4270 4 ай бұрын
He is one of my favourite stand ups comedian ❤
@vineflower
@vineflower 5 жыл бұрын
Ismo the genius
@godfreyofbouillon966
@godfreyofbouillon966 3 жыл бұрын
My new favourite comedian
@nurvraxartproductions6145
@nurvraxartproductions6145 4 ай бұрын
Absolutely Superb
@liisavarhalla6348
@liisavarhalla6348 5 жыл бұрын
He is funny....fellow Finn here! Love him
@omarbataineh6028
@omarbataineh6028 4 ай бұрын
Thank you ISMO
@kullimartin7555
@kullimartin7555 5 жыл бұрын
*I LOVE YOUR JOKES ISMO* *DONT STOP*
@Jpepperguy
@Jpepperguy 10 ай бұрын
Best comedian in a longtime
@daisymoses6812
@daisymoses6812 8 ай бұрын
2:59 thank you ISMO for making it real. Love you 💋
@VerumOccultum
@VerumOccultum 5 жыл бұрын
Nice vid Ismo!!!!
@dgh25
@dgh25 Жыл бұрын
CMON NETFLIX !!!!!!!! LETS GET A FULL SHOW!!!!!!!!
@kasinkone
@kasinkone 5 жыл бұрын
this is the funniest thing ever :DDD
@jrc1156
@jrc1156 3 жыл бұрын
i thinks his set about 'no means no' is the best while this is the second.
@littleninjai222
@littleninjai222 4 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious Sir! I'm dying.
@deepsouthNZ
@deepsouthNZ 2 жыл бұрын
the funniest man on earth
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 5 жыл бұрын
May I vote? - Madame, you may - not. (bows with the circling hand gestures)
@pikakelaaja2447
@pikakelaaja2447 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we saw the video also.
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 5 жыл бұрын
@@pikakelaaja2447 You missed the point
@pikakelaaja2447
@pikakelaaja2447 5 жыл бұрын
@@timomastosalo and the point was?
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 5 жыл бұрын
@@pikakelaaja2447 Enjoying with the joke. Let's not spread cynicism here. Relax. Isn't humour about winding out, eh?
@yangvillar109
@yangvillar109 5 жыл бұрын
Politely no. You may cook. So epic! 😁😁😁
@MotorGoblin
@MotorGoblin 5 жыл бұрын
Good shit.
@TheSmardu
@TheSmardu 5 жыл бұрын
Ritarillisuus mennyttä -kö? 😂😂😂😂 ismooo the best❤
@SammyFarid
@SammyFarid 5 жыл бұрын
So simply good!!
@chrisholmes1736
@chrisholmes1736 Жыл бұрын
A really funny intellectual guy!
@gravypatron
@gravypatron 4 жыл бұрын
I love Ismo's theme song.
@engincallahan2943
@engincallahan2943 Жыл бұрын
LoL it’s kind of genius of him to include scattered sketches everywhere rather than a whole stand-up show, more money for the growing amount of viewers , also more promotions due to more clicks
@sudarsandm
@sudarsandm Жыл бұрын
You are a comedy genius
@PechilvrsPreciousPeepsNursery
@PechilvrsPreciousPeepsNursery 5 жыл бұрын
We need more English Ismo!
@MrLordbubasith
@MrLordbubasith 5 жыл бұрын
You may wash the jacket!
@alitabattlechicken9732
@alitabattlechicken9732 5 жыл бұрын
Classic Ismo
@UldisBiz
@UldisBiz Жыл бұрын
Ismo, come on a tour to Malaysia. I'll get all my friends to your show. Your jokes are super-funny.
@wolvie041007
@wolvie041007 5 жыл бұрын
let's hope Hollywierd won't find him and corrupt him. His materials are too good
@alecule
@alecule Жыл бұрын
such good points man
@joeychiovitti3027
@joeychiovitti3027 4 ай бұрын
For sure we need a special izmo
@NickRoman
@NickRoman 3 жыл бұрын
Right on all counts, good sir.
@jacquesetudiant
@jacquesetudiant 5 жыл бұрын
Great!
@yirk1
@yirk1 4 жыл бұрын
The jacket in the puddle lmao
@superblacknoise
@superblacknoise Жыл бұрын
If, after watching this clip, I keep thinking of Ismo starring in a medieval era comedy film, it means the Universe is trying to tell us something.
@DrOSami
@DrOSami 5 жыл бұрын
Tykkäys enne mä katon
@onlymurgs
@onlymurgs 5 жыл бұрын
Yes. l laughed and approve.. You may continue your comedy stylings
@Fridaytheth-im7zd
@Fridaytheth-im7zd 5 жыл бұрын
Comedians actually make more sense than social justice warriors.
@grimmlight4541
@grimmlight4541 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody makes more sense than SJW's.
@miika6739
@miika6739 4 жыл бұрын
I think that's not that hard
@pale_saint
@pale_saint 4 жыл бұрын
Well that’s too easy because SJWs don’t make any sense
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