I love how PM just casually has 16 verification stamps

My grandpa started a tradition where he planted a tree every time one of his grandkids were born. Mine is a big beautiful oak tree that has broken the sign with my deadname on it at least three times until grandpa gave up on labelling it. My eldest brother on the other hand no longer has a tree because it was ran over once and knocked down during a storm twice. Knowing these two things brings me great joy because I’m trans and my eldest brother is the biggest asshole and bigot I’ve ever met. It’s like the trees are trans allies

I adore how people on Tumblr just keep going "What if Bella and Edward from Twilight actually had relatable human character traits!?"

3:51 my dad planted a pear blossom tree the day my mom gave birth to me. He told me when I was much younger and it was just a sapling- "that's your tree. You'll get to grow up alongside it." a couple recessions, a failed business venture, alcoholism, worsening disabilities for both of my parents and 3 houses later and before I knew it, I haven't seen that tree in thirteen years. Just recently, my mom drove me back over to our first house. It's still there in the front- and so is the one they planted for my sister. It's still pretty small. So... I guess I have even more growing to do.

I can HEAR Papyrus yelling "NOOOO THAT'S A THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT"

I knew I had ADHD, but thanks to that one part in the video I now understand why that specific thing happens with me, as I didn't know it was one of the symptoms of ADHD.

The best moment was when PM asked Andy to put up an image and Andy just said - No ❤

19:21- I actually LOVE this idea. I kinda want to make a dragon whose true hoard is their cabinet of fine spices, extracts, etc., and they both and admire Halflings because they see them as their greatest culinary rivals.

the tree post just gave me an idea: in a world where trees are born alongside humans, if a human dies, the tree dies; if the tree is cut down the human dies, one day the main character finds their tree and protects with as much as they can because a group of assassins figured out which tree was their family members and cut them

See, I can differentiate half a dozen different sounds at once. But that's running on core 3, while language processing is handled on core 2 along with planning and anxiety, and that always has a backlog.

The Wikipedia vandalism one reminds me of the time I stumbled across the article on a particular species of big jungle cockroach (Blaberus giganteus) that someone had vandalized with random silly stuff. Some bits I remember: "they are so large that Brazilian children ride them instead of using school buses" and "if you have one in your house, it can act as your personal chef."

19:11 There was a book I read that kind of did this, I'm not sure how well-known it is, but it's called Dragon Slippers. It's actually a 3 part series, but I've only read the first 2 and just found out there was a third book. The dragons still had hoards, but the thing about the hoards being all treasure and gold was sort of like a generalization and it turned out that dragons all collected different things that they liked the most. One dragon collected shoes, another collected stained glass windows, and another collected dogs. Like literally just had hundreds of pet dogs that he would take care of. So a dragon hoarding books or orphan children that they raised and treated as their own children wouldn't be outside of the realm of possibility.

"Magical shield enchanted to feel pain" and now I enchant said shield to be a masochist and moan when hit. Your move Dumgeon master!

Haha, the gnome meat guy's name is Bud Dwyer. For those who don't know, Bud Dwyer was the the treasurer of Pennsylvania. He was accused of corruption and others in office basically threw him under the bus. He blew his brains out on live tv. The video has been an imfamous gore video for decades and, 90s ebm band, Filter wrote a mainstream hit song about it called "Hey Man, Nice Shot".

The post about children being loud and annoying in ways adults cannot… that’s very true. Plus I love the Lemongrab overlay. 17:21

that post about Kris in Undertale made me ralise something... you know that goner npc that talks about "a universe where you don't exist and everything works perfectly fine without you" ? kris, he's not present in Undertale. this is how they would feel like if they visited Undertale.

I'm entirely convinced that the "Your boyfriend" meme is only being propagated to be featured in PM Seymour videos

On the ADHD thing- so THAT is why I live in perpetual mess despite keeping barbie shoes and my earrings in labeled left/right bags and getting unreasonably angry if someone switches them or removes them and doesn't keep them straight!? I'm not even diagnosed. My mom straight out refused to get me assessed when the elementary school suggested it. I came close to failing 6th grade except one teacher, who taught both math and English, realized I kept zoning out and started calling on my when I started to stare at posters or out the window. He probably saved both my academic career and my life, because chronic bullying triggered multiple mental illnesses that same year and being good at academics despite all the chaos in my head was all I had. That and my dog. My sister has now been diagnosed, and we have almost all ADHD symptoms in common, except she is somehow able to keep her place fairly neat. I honestly have no idea how anyone does it. My normal filing system is "put it down somewhere, perhaps in a pile, and deal with it whenever I get around to it on my own, which may take months to several years, or am forced to deal with it."

I have ADHD and I agree with the post about visual back ground noise ,I cleaned up my Pokemon card mess just to put the bag full of Pokemon card mess where the original mess was to then just start a new pile of Pokemon card mess right next to the bag full of Pokemon card mess .

9:20 new scp: Literally just Tumblr, but it just materialized some day and no one can get rid of it

Loki def persists as Tom Hiddleston he either IS him or just took his identity after

18:55 really happy to see a skylanders post in here!

I bloody love captain caveman, i'd say he deserves to be as popular as Scooby Doo but seeing as Velma happened, i think i'm happy with how obscure it is.

The Inmortal Pupper reminds me of homebrew I’ve read about. It’s gimmick is that even when it reaches maturity, it will always look like a puppy. It has stupidly high charisma and advantage on everything related to its cuteness. It can even use a variant of mage armor except it is based on charisma rather than dexterity. However, this monster is capable of aging entities it had charmed to sustain itself. You will rapidly age, but you would never notice and it’s cuteness compels you to protect and care for it at all costs, even if it’s cuteness magic let’s it take care of you and itself. You think it is a helpful little guy, but it is secretly the cutest and most vicious little parasite you will ever encounter.

the angst of the immortal pupper is so good, like that one dog movie except the pup wakes up again and their previous owner is long dead. and this goes on and on until its super wise that it can raise a child or smth. pup grows into mr. peabody

I like to think I’m able to guess when a binge compilation will come out based on the lengths of the videos released in-between, but honestly every video is a pleasant surprise to my day despite your very regular posting schedule 😂

12:53 definitely the example of pm Seymour making a joke 1000000x better. Thank you for existing mr funny man

0:22-0:27 I have actually! 🙋 Specifically Disney World and during Mickey’s Not-So-Scary Halloween Party! It was an event so I was with a huge group of people who did as well too! ❤

0:41 That's a thing. Read Multiversity: Society of Super Heroes, it has a superhero version of Anthro, the first man, as an immortal superhero who has been alive for thousands of years. His archnemesis is of course Vandal Savage, an immortal neanderthal supervillain. In Young Justice cartoon, it's instead Vandal Savage who serves this role, as he has been a score of mythical heroes (from Marduk to Blackbeard), it's just his morality is so ancient what made him a hero in ancient times makes him a villain in the modern times.

PM, for one minute, can you not blast me with an "I am old" reference?

20:34 A variation of this where a liche traps the souls of his enemies in a shield and they feel every impact on said shield.

That last one... By the gods I love/loathe that with my entire being.

20:02 Black dragons are far more streamlined and are able to breathe all of the above at once Also, now I'm picturing an audiovisual hydra that's got a red head, a yellow head, and a white head.

12:35 That one seems more like an incentive to kill more people, because that second death seems way cooler (and way less painful too). Call me boring, but I don't think we should rewards murderers.

18:16 made me realize why I don’t notice my messy room anymore

SEEING KEITO HASUMI WHILE WATCHING A PMSEYMOUR VIDEO IS THE MOST HORRIFYING THING EVER

1:40 Not only that, but it turns out that they divorced over the alternate version of your lovable goofball dad declared war on all of humanity and had six kids killed in order to break a magic barrier.

20:40 IDEA! A character that receives healing from the pain inflicted on others than themselves uses the shield … AND the shield is sentient and capable of communicating how super masochistic it is… that is all for the time being. “FOR THE TIME BEAN!”

As much as I love how Mulaney’s voice sounds over Papyrus I don’t think I’d be able to make it through a movie with my favorite comfort character from the darkest part of my life being voiced by someone who shared his platform with a transphobe

I had to physically get up and look at my old Xbox cables just to hammer that knowledge back into by brain

i genuinely felt true happiness when i saw it. THE DELTARUNE CONTENT!!!! my hyperfixation is going to explode into confetti

3:52 And to gain immortality you have to hunt it down and defeat it and hand-to-branch combat to the death

mario movie spoilers end at 6:05 since they didn't update the timestamp

I don't think that was a dream about college, I think he was reliving a past life.

24:22 quiver dance volcarona would like to speak to you

"What's that game where there are two lesbians and one has blue hair?" Are they talking about detroit: become hum- "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG" (So affected by those 3 words that he flies back as if shot by a .50 cal)

Dear PM and Andy. Y'all are both awesome and I hope you both have a lovely day today! Thank you for having such good cosy content for when in that headspace. Am currently sitting on the floor wrapped tightly in a blankie going through the binge comps on the big screen, and am very happy. Thank you both for your brilliant contributions to this world /gen /pos ❤

22:48 _Me, with both hearing loss and possible audio processing disorder_ Haha! I'm in danger!

You recognising how great Silver is gets you SO much applause from me. I was LITERALLY going "MY BOY SHOULD BE ON THAT LIST" and then you made it so!! That would have earned you a subscription but I subscribed a few hours ago.

19:12 I know a book called “Dragon Slippers” where the dragons collect things other than just gold. One collects human shoes, another collects stain glass windows, and another collects dogs

"get paid to be a shopkeeper for larpers" you mean like opening a booth at the ren faire?

The worst they can say is no? Nah, the worst they can say is supercalifragalisticexpealidosious.

I have been deeply disappointed by how few of the horrors I have witnessed in Minecraft

This made me smile. Thanks

I was watching this on my tv and when you said pspspsps my cat walked towards the tv. Thinking someone called her.

12:36 Ah yes, treat the murderers to a life free of worry. Fire them from a cannon.

for some reason when you made the "play the g note" thing I absolutely thought you were going to say "Play the brown note" I've even seen the origional video before this compilation, but my brain still did that

The best way to get around visual exhaustion, is to write it down on your arm. Hasn't failed me yet!

19:13 So, that's what happened to the Library of Alexandria, the adventurers discovered the dragon's true passion.

6:30 the item that must be in every campaign world

if deltarune taught me anything its that clowns were made to cover up crimes

Captian caveman looks like cousin it on a bad hair day while wearing fred flintstones shirt without the tie, wielding a comically large branch.

16:12 and Odin is either the cool history professor at some university because of his magical knowledge or rules a small country that not a lot of people care about like the Faroe Islands

Pokemon trainer whose team is always a little jingle in Unown, which plays in their battle music!

1:48 posts like these just make me wanna rewatch Misfits & Magic.

tumblr feels like twitter, but all jokes are inside jokes, and its also a group chat, also theres autism id fit right in

21:out of the blue i had "wont you be my neighbor?" pop in to my head.

5:00 Didn't think I'd see a Dorohedoro reference in these videos, but I'm happy anyway

18:56 SKYLANDERS REFERENCE NO WAY!!!!!!!!!

The same P.M. I need a moment after hearing the puppy. I just wanted it and cried at the same time.

For the one about adult hood, I don't think I will have much of a problem. I already just do something until someone yells at me

Loki's still in a cave having snake venom dripped on his face, I hope, though the way the world has been going recently that is definitely not a guarantee

16:13 I totally didn’t scroll through writing prompts posts to find this and say Loki is the creator of tumblr

19:31 Tales of adventurers are a running tradition in the human kingdom’s culture, they tell stories about fighting dragons for their precious gold and invaluable treasure. One tells the story for his battle with a scarlet-red behemoth with tattered wings and flaming breath, another swears by his encounter with an enormous serpent that had scales as impenetrable as diamond. These adventurers fight over who is truthful, for they all go to the same cave, on the side of the steepest mountain with the sharpest peak. But they all fight something different. They probably saw Steve and Michelle. Michelle is my next door neighbour, she loves baking cookies and loves collecting cookbooks. Steve had dragonets recently and their constant flame bursts left scars on his wing membranes, poor guy. We all take turns guarding the cave of gold to distract the humans from the true treasure of this mountain range, our treasure. Our books, our songs, our stories, our families, our lives. We may be a small community of dragons, nowhere as populated as the human kingdom, but we’ll do everything we can to keep our home safe. Even if we have to pull a couple of punches so the humans don’t try to destroy us.

4:05 Me when I see a synchronicity and someone dismisses it as a coincidence:

at 21:07 i had a massive bi panic attack over seeing N for the first time, only to realize they were a dude. ...now i'm questioning my sexuality once more at 1 am.

ok but can we talk? 17:19 is so right. Kids scream alll you like but cars? hell awaits you

On the topic of Pokémon TCG cards, there’s a newer card I got that has the move “Swing and Skedaddle” and it makes me laugh every time I see it

21:41 should been dinkleblog A wasted opportunity

22:30 I WAS ON CALL AND THE CALL WAS PICKING EVERYTHING BUT MY VOICE

0:43 Ok, but like, the Prehistoric Avengers actually are a thing and are even led by Odin

On an unrelated note, Banana milk? Kinda fire

8:43 yeah finally someone who fears us as they SHOULD

16:01 amo-among amonngo-amog amongu-

i just saw the traptanium crystal and instantly went into skylanders hyperfixation mode

There's no longer multiple Star Wars, there's now only one Star War.

0:20 it's definitely Life Is Strange btw

18 seconds after posting. Neat

0:20 bugsnax.

Ah... 12:08 reminds me of the time I was about 15 years old and pulled a muscle in my shoulder (least I think that was what I did) after I threw myself into bed one night and landed wrong.

It took me SO long to realize that I'm subbed to 2-3 channels linked to MyStreet and Minecraft Diaries, kupo! This channel is Travis' aka Pat, Aphmau's(Jess) channel (obviously) and I realized Andy is Garroth (also btw Andy, I loved your Undertale 'Stronger Than You' duet with Lizzy), kupo. I feel like an idiot but honestly, I just didn't know and that's a-okay, kupo. Also, this is gonna sound, uh, odd...but um, I only know lore from... *blushes in embarrassment and looks away in shame* looking up character lore, minigames, and some animations, kupo... Stella: *pets my head* Aw, it's okay dear, you were young and never realized. Besides, you love their works anyways right? *feels happy* Yea, I do, kupo.

WAIT... Visual background clutter is a thing? I mean a smell is a thing that I'd notice.... but the floordrobe/my random non-bio shit? Yeah that stays there until some random human gives me enough dopamine for me to actually thing I should maintain my hole in order to entertain them in my comfy space

9:00 i don't bat my eye at it, its usually always the case anyway. not that its your fault for expecting it in the first place anyway.

Everyone explode now is hilarious

9:27 okay not exactly the same but this reminds me of the penumbra podcast episode with Gali’s vixens

7:23 OK,BUT THIS IS A ACTUAL THING

12:27 Dangenrompa executions

In my defense of being a boring gay. I have many disorders, like chronic pain, and am better off as a hermit.

Loki is a politician

this boyfriend has seen some shit