It Came From Tumblr #71 | Binge Compilation

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@fake-inafakerson8087 4 жыл бұрын

"Your not invited to my birthday party anymore" works great when your 90. It could be your last and you don't want to see them

@cryptoscorch8486 3 жыл бұрын

Surround yourself with your older friends and it sounds like you've given them a death wish

@pencilRC1 3 жыл бұрын

Then you live to 91, “well shit.”

@totallycrazystudios1801 3 жыл бұрын

That would honestly make me cry

@sylvirgiomanach1491 2 жыл бұрын

I'm 30 and I still have birthday parties. I mean. Not lately. 'Cause plague. But my last four birthday parties were The Incredibles, sharks, dinosaurs, dinosaurs. Being uninvited to my birthday party means you miss out on awesome food and terrible movies. (Not counting Incredibles. Incredibles are... incredible. (I had to))

@donald12998 4 жыл бұрын

King Arthur flour will rise, when our knead is great.

@drbeesting7277 4 жыл бұрын

DID YOU JUST...

@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын

And Wheat really appreciate it, but he's probably busy making some dough.

@jinxfeetunder380 4 жыл бұрын

This made me feel physical pain

@kasstories7311 4 жыл бұрын

Y just y 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

@kasstories7311 4 жыл бұрын

I am a PERSON well your know he’s done when you hear the bell chime

@jessicaable5095 3 жыл бұрын

While the Percy Jackson fandom cries in the distance, the Artemis Fowl fandom is still planning arson in their silent fury

@edgewastaken2432 3 жыл бұрын

Im crying while planning arson

@crileaie2458 3 жыл бұрын

@@edgewastaken2432 Same but I’m crying about the Wrinkle in time.

@lilslicelive 2 жыл бұрын

You fools I am in both of them. :,)

@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334 2 жыл бұрын

Planning? Oh you sweet, summer child...

@jetpackdog3427 2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@wave6553 3 жыл бұрын

"People sleep with their doors closed?" me: what kind of psycho sleeps with their door open?

@azureaqua_1177 3 жыл бұрын

Wave Excussseeee me? there is a bright lamp in my hallway that does not consume much energy and it gives off very good light so it’s the perfect amount of light when i leave the door open so i don’t have to waste my room light

@wave6553 3 жыл бұрын

@@azureaqua_1177 Ah, so you sleep with the light on too? Truly reprehensible.

@phastinemoon 3 жыл бұрын

My cats like to go in and out of my room as the night goes on - I’m not gonna lock them in or out, just because the Internet wants me to sleep with the door closed

@tolga6834 3 жыл бұрын

My room is tiny so I have to sleep with the door open, im scared of running out of oxygen and suffocating in my sleep lmao

@stormbird990 3 жыл бұрын

I sleep with the light on too. I'm very afraid of the dark

@lonelyfroggy5787 4 жыл бұрын

“Gender neutral things to call your partner: significant annoyance.” Me: is- is that a Trials of Apollo reference?

@Asinglegrainofsand 4 жыл бұрын

Finally someone else recognizes it! Solangeo is best

@jhanvelascocastor9697 4 жыл бұрын

WHAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?!?

@lordbanetheplayer8844 4 жыл бұрын

@@jhanvelascocastor9697 But...You...Were...

@Fisinocean 4 жыл бұрын

Also another hilarious quote from nico "With great power comes great need to take a nap"

@LadyMythos315 4 жыл бұрын

SOLANGELO

@Dragon-hu5ev 4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get all the Duolingo memes. I wasn’t practicing that often, and then I got a notification that said, “What does ‘die’ mean?” I am afraid.

@meaganbrady2737 4 жыл бұрын

it is too late for you to be forgiven

@bellkim2284 4 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHHAHAHA

@Dragon-hu5ev 4 жыл бұрын

Meagan Brady *_OH GOD-_*

@TheStripeTailedFiend 4 жыл бұрын

Looks like *THE* time has come.

@swawssfm9760 4 жыл бұрын

RUN

@Tatertottt 3 жыл бұрын

The "code switching" one legit just made me feel so much better. I was worried I was being fake, and I was going to have a crisis because all my "personalities" feel so natural that I'm not sure which one is real, but finding out that it's natural and literally everyone does it is such a huge relief

@Kris-wo4pj 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone does code switching. Its the reason most people dont get fired from their jobs in the first wk. Being fake is pretending to be friends with someone then behind their back talking crap or sabotaging their other relationships.. So youre fine.

@sir_cabbage1170 2 жыл бұрын

@@Kris-wo4pj or pretending to be happy to a customer but really you just want to grab them by the back of their neck like a small kitten and SHOW THEM THE THING THAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM IS WHAT THEY WERE LOOKING FOR.

@Sonic-oh2ly Жыл бұрын

I keep finding out all the things about me I thought were special are just normal, and I hate it :(

@Wyi-the-rogue Жыл бұрын

Haha what no I’m not my O.C.s in a trench coat.

@Ender3264 Ай бұрын

To OP, damn I feel the same way-

@defaultdance4727 3 жыл бұрын

"JACK!" "ROSE!" CAN I SHIP IT? No, it'll sink *you*

@sentientlabcoat4144 4 жыл бұрын

2:48 Not to worry you, but I think your "little brother" is actually an 800 year old vampire in the the body of a child. Run. Edit: if he offers you flesh with scales on it run FASTER

@phastinemoon 3 жыл бұрын

Nah, bro - he’s a sourcerer.

@mad-hq4cz 3 жыл бұрын

@@phastinemoon watch out! he’s gonna source all his claims and you can never stop him!

@theshuman100 3 жыл бұрын

Sir thats a fish

@Rhyxelz 3 жыл бұрын

or eat it to become a dragon

@sentientlabcoat4144 3 жыл бұрын

@@Rhyxelz lmao I was referring to Japanese folklore but that would pretty cool though

@LeiLine 4 жыл бұрын

“Disembodied human feet off the coast of Canada” *awkwardly makes my way out of the room* haha yeah...

@oreculeslazyinterstellarte5798 4 жыл бұрын

That’s just Canada, only the moose go into the water

@LeiLine 4 жыл бұрын

Lordes Tokar they are brave creatures

@FriskyD. 4 жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly, moose actually hunt in the water... which would explain the feet-

@Devisidev 4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact! A moose can dive up to 20 meters below the surface to feed, which is why an Orca is a common predator of the moose!

@slugintub2642 4 жыл бұрын

”haha, yeah. Weiiiird......

@paintastic5209 3 жыл бұрын

When I told my family about the "you're not invited to my birthday party" post, one of my sisters said "no, it doesn't deal more damage because you've got confusion on top of it all. When you are an adult, you only invite those you really trust to your birthday parties. Saying this as an adult means 'you've lost my trust'." And that makes too much sense.

@aspillust 3 жыл бұрын

“I’ve had it up to HERE with you, ELIZABETH” i nearly spit out my juice

@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 жыл бұрын

I thought of Eliza Schuyler tbh

@senacario5942 2 жыл бұрын

@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma ANGELICA

@beelieboo 2 жыл бұрын

I thought to Queen Elizabeth the First-

@doodlebob3797 2 жыл бұрын

And I thought of Elizabeth Midford.

@yourpsychicfriendfredbear 4 жыл бұрын

Some people given the “oob” treatment: Billie Joe Armstrong Boobllooboob Jooboob Oobrmstroobng Walt Disney Wooblt Doobsnooby Howard Phillips Lovecraft Hoobwoobrd Phooblloobps Loobvoobcroobft

@th3crazyguard1an85 4 жыл бұрын

Who your gonna call?

@swadloom40 4 жыл бұрын

DOOBSNOOBY

@crazedrambling16 4 жыл бұрын

Swadloom *DADADADADADA* (Eddit: My name is now "Oob Sooboobmploob Oobrtoobst Voobr. Twoob

@livindeadghoul 4 жыл бұрын

@@th3crazyguard1an85 GHOOBST BOOBSTOOBRS

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 жыл бұрын

FNaF edition: Froobddoob Foobzbooboobr Goobbrooboobl Boobnnooboob Joobroobmoob Foobtzgoobroobld Choobcoob Soobsooboob Foobxoob Froobtz Smoobth Goobldoobn Froobddoob Phoobnoob Gooboob Coobssoobdoob Froobdbooboobr Poobppoobt Choobrlooboob Oobmoobloob Moobngloob Sproobngtroobp Woobllooboobm Oobftoobn Moobchooboobl Oobftoobn Coobrcoobs Boobboob Oobloobzoobboobth Oobftoobn Hooblpoob Hoobnroob Oobmoobloob

@jupitertheplanetboy7328 4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU GAUD, FOR LETTING US KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OLIVE OIL AND SACRIFICED VIRGINS OIL SO WE DON'T BURN DOWN OUR HOUSE NOW TIME TO SACRIFICE MY WORST ENEMY TO MAKE CRISPY PARMESEAN CHICKEN FOR MY PASTA AND USE HER ORGANS FOR NOODLES

@metroplier8392 4 жыл бұрын

For the last time, I won't be a sacrifice for your cooking!!

@ireneparkin3360 4 жыл бұрын

You okay there? We're worried about you.

@Hey-Its-Dingo 4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't have to be FEMALE virgins. ;)

@meaganbrady2737 4 жыл бұрын

jesus that got dark fast

@fede6811 4 жыл бұрын

Sacrifice the virgins 7125

@lisablack5479 3 жыл бұрын

16:44 i just casually call my friends babe platonically and I'm bisexual and open to polyam so my family thinks I'm dating my entire friend group and its hilarious.

@cadethebabe3222 3 жыл бұрын

I'm pan and need physical contact to *l i v e* and my friend came over once and was cuddling me and my parents thought we were dating so we were barely even allowed to sleep in the same room

@moothecow8029 2 жыл бұрын

hahaha, thats amazing

@mattonite6372 3 жыл бұрын

The fact that there was a Jojo reference and there are no Jojo fans saying “my name is Yoshikage Kira I’m 33 years old” surprises me

@EldritchCloudKitty 3 жыл бұрын

Same. I really hoped to find some.

@watergamer6446 3 жыл бұрын

to be fair, pretty much everyone knows that his name is Yoshikage Kira, is 33 years old, lives in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, is not married, works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest, doesn't smoke, but occasionally drinks, is in bed by 11 PM, makes sure he gets eight hours of sleep, no matter what, (after having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed) usually has no problems sleeping until morning, just like a baby, wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning, and was told there were no issues at his last check-up, ultimately trying to explain that he's a person who wishes to live a very quiet life, takes care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night, that being how how deals with society, and knows that is what brings him happiness. Although, if he were to fight, he wouldn't lose to anyone

@imreadytokermitsomecrime4761 2 жыл бұрын

@@watergamer6446 goddammit

@celaestialwuffi2850 4 жыл бұрын

For everyone who is curious why the color is called Eigengrau: it's German and means Selfgrey bc in your eyes your receptors send your a Part of themselves why it seems Like Grey and mit black. This is a different Shade of Grey for every human and thats why Eigengrau (Selfgrey) (eigen=self)(Grau=Grey)

@masicbemester 4 жыл бұрын

So basically, Feedback Gray

@lennartstockl5826 4 жыл бұрын

Opens eyes. No light. Eyes: Confused grey

@porigonxd 4 жыл бұрын

Good try demon

@hoosten 3 жыл бұрын

It's also known as Brain Gray

@wren5962 3 жыл бұрын

Mint black?

@lilyellerd9330 4 жыл бұрын

"Bold of you to assume I have dignity" *I laughed out loud while my parents were watching a movie*

@alexferry8388 3 жыл бұрын

15:32 and the significant annoyance right after that made my Percy Jackson fangirl ass fall out of bed

@ravenblackwood9900 3 жыл бұрын

"Stay the fwuck home uwu" i almost woke my husband from laughing

@umbral3428 3 жыл бұрын

Dumbledore after being called Gandalf: oh you'll *pass* alright

@jzbplayz2222 4 жыл бұрын

2:02 Yes indeed there are people who have the ability to mimic other peoples voices in their head And I am one of them.

@amxterxsu138 4 жыл бұрын

Same

@DeathDealer_1021 4 жыл бұрын

same

@gitanesnedeker6404 4 жыл бұрын

I have the ability to mimic certain voices that i hear when i sing. I found this out by mimicking Simba during Hakuna Matata.

@Kassieq 4 жыл бұрын

SaMe

@AdventureHusky 4 жыл бұрын

Its both a blessing and a curse because I have a nice narration voice that consistently plays whenever I read books or stories and I really like her, but if I watch youtube video before reading then.......she completely dissapears and I begin reading EVERYTHING in the last few voices I heard before starting......Let's just say Waluigi and basic bitch anime boy as love interests is very........interesting.

@francescagearsolid 3 жыл бұрын

“villains cursing the gods for sending kids and teens to fight them” hits different when you’re up to a part in an rpg where an eleven year old and his grandpa are trying to fight off a literal spirit of death and destruction that is singlehandedly enslaving the entire population to be mind zombies essentially

@lucyandecember2843 2 жыл бұрын

What game? o.o

@francescagearsolid 2 жыл бұрын

@@lucyandecember2843 yo-kai watch 2 for the nintendo 3ds! it’s a rlly good game but it’s a sequel to the first game (yo-kai watch) so if u wanna play it play that one first :))

@TheLonglived3 3 жыл бұрын

2:35 for ages 12 through 17, you can use "You're not invited to my funeral anymore."

@Bottlecapper3000 4 жыл бұрын

PM seymour has tired chaotic good cleric energy

@LateSleeper 4 жыл бұрын

15:00 ...TF did he just say? **rewind** Yep, "International Ballistic Missile"

@Moony-Lighty 3 жыл бұрын

I just realized that he impersonates John Mulaney on some of these. *He does a really good job.*

@eliasbischoff176 3 жыл бұрын

1:24 king Arthur actually never has to rise again, if things just progressively get worse

@cas7441 4 жыл бұрын

Having a group of mainly gay friends with maybe one or two straight friends and them being the only ones to NOT get the joke so you feel like you have inside jokes

@dragonnx2843 4 жыл бұрын

As someone with ADHD I can safely say that the guy at 5:42 is spot on

@poweroffriendship2.0 3 жыл бұрын

_"If you want to tell little stories, here's a good idea: Have a point!"_ ~ Steve Martin

@thorodinson292 3 жыл бұрын

same

@half-a-person517 3 жыл бұрын

I mean I have autism but its not wrong for most of my guys

@Codeheart 3 жыл бұрын

I mean i think it's because the more descriptive titles make you question what's going on and make you wanna read to find out

@JingleShoes 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@the_archer895 3 жыл бұрын

the john mulaney impression its perfect i watched all three of his comedy specials and it sounded just like him i applaud you pm seymour

@lucyandecember2843 2 жыл бұрын

Had to do a double take to check cause i thought it was the actual john mulaney and i was so confused lol

@Tortle4444 3 жыл бұрын

15:24 I don't know why, but I just love this so much. It's probably my favorite post I've seen. It gives me chills

@acidic_eggplant9713 4 жыл бұрын

Don’t judge a book by it movie, Eragon Series screams and cowers in the corner

@noahtackett6264 4 жыл бұрын

Hey, Eragon was a better movie than the PJO movies so at least it has that going for it Though The Last Apprentice got a decent movie adaptation that was just loosely based on the first book and changed enough to where I wasn't disappointed with it. That shows there are 2 types of movies based on books that are great: Harry Potter, where the author actually had a lot of influence and they tried their best to be faithful aside from a few changes, and Seventh Son, where they change so much you can separate it from the book. Everything in the middle is a bit disappointing

@IONATVS 4 жыл бұрын

And tbf even the books do follow the Hero’s Journey template so faithfully that they read like a fantasy AU of the novelizations of the Star Wars original trilogy. Which are very good, don’t get me wrong, but give a bit of deja vu.

@lunad.a.w9690 4 жыл бұрын

I like to use carl Azuz, morgan Freeman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and danny devito, manly morgan Freeman are the voices I use most often

@falpsdsqglthnsac 4 жыл бұрын

Artemis Fowl is a more recent casualty

@Asinglegrainofsand 4 жыл бұрын

I’d like to add that Uncle Rick has never seen the PJO movies because in a tweet he described it as so, “for you, it’s a couple hours of entertainment. For me, it’s my life‘s work going through a meat grinder when I pleaded them not to do it.”

@timbernichols 4 жыл бұрын

Me: “Hey mom, can i get this app called Tumblr. I want it so i can show my art and talk about memes with people.” My Mom one day later: **finally text back** “Sorry sweetie, I was working. We‘ll talk when I get home” **Mom gets home and doesn’t even say hello** Gotta love being the forgotten child

@aaronmotes760 4 жыл бұрын

How's your day been honey? Are you getting enough sleep? Did you eat? Is there anything I can do To make you happy? How do you feel? Take care of yourself ok? You're doing great.

@KFCGAMING55 4 жыл бұрын

The same thing happened to me except that I'm an only child

@aviaviavian 4 жыл бұрын

Hey, are you okay? Have you eaten, drank water? How have classes been? What are you proud of? Ooh, what's your tumble handle, I wanna follow!

@squiggles6861 3 жыл бұрын

guess what, i’m adopting you. you’re gonna have a gay dad as your parent now

@wolf-fang 3 жыл бұрын

@@squiggles6861 i think two other ppl r taking care of op to

@FeenickzVR 3 жыл бұрын

15:44 this was actually so sad I legit started tearing up

@DarkDragonOfChaos557 3 жыл бұрын

every single time i hear gaud talk about the "sexy fish" i just start laughing hysterically for no reason.

@merryhee6947 4 жыл бұрын

i’m too early to have a creative comment, so here’s a fun fact. sappho was rumored to have a husband, but that is thought to be a joke considering his name basically translates to “John Allcocks of Man Island”

@ms.therapie163 4 жыл бұрын

A h y e s a f u n f a c t i n d e e d

@memey6004 4 жыл бұрын

When you're so lesbian that people joke about you being a lesbian

@ithycabacon7194 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, quite a fun fact

@absolutesnails6733 4 жыл бұрын

Man island 😂 10/10

@kyleboffa793 3 жыл бұрын

Sappho of Lesbos, the island that led to us calling wlws lesbians, "Yeah, I'm totally straight. Have you seen my hubby? He's John Allcocks. He's the king of Man Island

@tuesdaywithanh 4 жыл бұрын

Yesterday some of my friends and I were in a limo, and I handed pieces of tape from a dispenser in my purse with no explanation and it's the most chaotic thing I've ever done

@literally_trash 3 жыл бұрын

4:57 wait thats not how you eat apples.. well guess i'm not human anymore

@quokka_yt 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@mothgirl0512 Жыл бұрын

jail to both of you

@delenut6665 3 жыл бұрын

Person who can recite the be move script: Me who can resist the entire Undertale script : finally a worthy opponent, our battled will be legdary

@trizegard 4 жыл бұрын

22:25 people: *starts sayong "one of us" me: *joins in because i'm canadian

@clockworkpotato9892 3 жыл бұрын

Mood

@Drache191200 3 жыл бұрын

*Me who joined in because bored as fuck at 5:20 AM but is german*

@wakemeupOUTSIDE 3 жыл бұрын

gooble gobble

@clockworkpotato9892 3 жыл бұрын

@@Bob-rr7hj Bid you just walk into this comments section, and rickroll us?

@trizegard 3 жыл бұрын

@@clockworkpotato9892 yes they did and they deleted it

@thealtpandapng 4 жыл бұрын

5:39 I now feel bad for making a scary story named “AJ”. It was about an actual haunting I had experienced where I found out through the source of very disturbingly specific descriptions of my two-year-old-brother’s imaginary friend. But,like you wouldn’t freak out if your brother came up to you and said “AJ’s mommy has blood (his way of saying dead back then) and his daddy’s in jail and you’ve been hearing pacing footsteps in the attic a 3 am every night you wouldn’t freak out.

@Apollo_G 3 жыл бұрын

6:06 YES IT DOES, I NEED A LINK

@SuperHGB 10 ай бұрын

Spoiler: It uses the skin of the recently dead

@mayaweaver1566 3 жыл бұрын

When you need to make a joke, but you realize you’re still closeted

@Tree12897 3 жыл бұрын

I felt this on a spiritual level

@Sarah12471 3 ай бұрын

Mood

@radiowlet 4 жыл бұрын

2:00 This is very useful for when you're reading books and like to imagine people's voices saying the characters' dialogue

@joelbell6075 4 жыл бұрын

For the vegan kid: how did so many other kids KNOW that you were vegan? Oh, actually, I already know why.

@RocRolDis 3 жыл бұрын

If they were vegan, were the kids all that wrong? Isn’t being vegan when a member of an omnivorous species pretends that they’re a herbivore? ;)

@reinatr4848 3 жыл бұрын

@@RocRolDis herbivore /ˈhəːbɪvɔː/ Learn to pronounce noun an animal that feeds on plants.

@phastinemoon Жыл бұрын

I get the joke, except in school, chances are that everyone knew because this poster was ACTUALLY known as “that kid who eats weird food” since everyone eats in the same lunchroom and nothing stays secret for long.

@nyxcantspell2466 3 жыл бұрын

7:38 i can vouch that all new england houses (not just the old ones) are haunted

@knight123x4 3 жыл бұрын

9:55 This made me think of that mythos/religion trope of "I shall go, but I will come in your greatest time of need," and it's them talking to whatever caused the apocalypse

@tundralwhisper7345 4 жыл бұрын

I'm pissed at the "oob" treatment, because it makes my first name into Noobcoob.

@malkrie1444 4 жыл бұрын

Coobdoobn Broobcoob Cooboobltoobr as my full name. Good god, or should I say, Gooboobd Goobd.

@Asinglegrainofsand 4 жыл бұрын

Hi Nick, im Doobloobloobh oobnnoob bloobm

@lachstar8340 4 жыл бұрын

Y’all think you’ve got problems? My name is now Loobchloobn Moobgooboobre!

@supercatgirl1000 3 жыл бұрын

LachStarYT yeah we think we’ve got problems alright, I’m Poobnoobloobpoob (goes by Noobllooboob) Stooboobn

@helloworld2409 3 жыл бұрын

Hi nico, I'm coobdoob

@yeenmachine206 3 жыл бұрын

“Don’t judge a book by its movie” Me, feeing betrayed by the film adaption of Starship Troopers

@nickkurzy2246 3 жыл бұрын

You and me both

@totallycrazystudios1801 3 жыл бұрын

*Series of Unfortunate Events movie* I do not care if it is a good movie it misrepresents the books so badly.

@meking1808 3 жыл бұрын

@@totallycrazystudios1801 Ikr I just looked at the screen going "what the- why" for about five minutes after the ending

@Kris-wo4pj 2 жыл бұрын

As someone whos never read the book but has heard an indepth summary of it then all the compare and contrasts of it and the movie. I enjoy the subversion.

@erraticonteuse 2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry you like your fascist "utopia" stories played straight.

@blargminton 3 жыл бұрын

5:53 this naming convention has taken hold in isekai manga and i hate it

@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks too percy Jackson, i can totally see Dionysus owning Denny's. Same with hermes and U.P.S.

@suneee_ 3 жыл бұрын

6:27 *oh, the pain*

@infinitespaces_ 4 жыл бұрын

Gaud stans have entered the chat-

@jackandfriends1358 4 жыл бұрын

Uh oh!!!!!! Looks like someone is not practicing social distinsting you know what happens now???????

@infinitespaces_ 4 жыл бұрын

*OH SHI-*

@lindseycollins5633 3 жыл бұрын

5:34 Ticci toby Jeff the killer And many more are honestly interesting titles and they don't describe much other than "this kids name is toby and he ticks" or "his name is jeff and he kills"

@kordacpz 3 жыл бұрын

0:27 Genuinely made me tear up a bit. I needed this a lot. Thank you.

@peytonleffingwell8082 4 жыл бұрын

The "significant annoyance" drew back all my repressed memories of Trials of Apollo, damn

@LadyMythos315 4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp please

@peytonleffingwell8082 4 жыл бұрын

@@LadyMythos315 15:53

@danielisgamer 4 жыл бұрын

Freind: what's your favorite movie Me, who cant pick between 3 of them: the sreeax movie

@danielschneider9358 3 жыл бұрын

6:52 Seymour, are you German? Cause that pronunciation of "Eigengrau" was on point! Also, I can confirm that this color is 100% an actual thing, I've seen it myself.

@phastinemoon Жыл бұрын

Bro once did a bunch of different language puns in an early Late Night Tumblr video. Including Japanese, Portuguese, and WELSH! He’s got skills.

@thebrandunsafeone7184 3 жыл бұрын

4:18 I guess my name is now roobynoob

@wulfleyn6498 4 жыл бұрын

I just remembered that in social studies we learnt about code switching and how it generally worked. It was pretty interesting.

@raelynn1743 4 жыл бұрын

9:27 This is why you have a boyfriend who can give you dino nuggies

@newyorkyankees81 4 жыл бұрын

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

@kristen9295 3 жыл бұрын

10:33 *is a potato herself* Oh shot-

@Xanorack 3 жыл бұрын

6:33 *Eragon fandom wailing from the depths of shitty movie hell*

@monikasdeletetrainchoochoo7445 4 жыл бұрын

I have no clue how I got here- Wait- has this video happened before- *Dejavu Silenty Starts playing* Me:OH GOD.... NO

@newyorkyankees81 4 жыл бұрын

@Snowkit1000 4 жыл бұрын

Just Monica Just Monica Just Monica Don’t delete This video Please

@ssumbody6251 4 жыл бұрын

1:58 Yes, I can actually do this with PM Seymour’s voice. I tested it by saying something I would never hear PM Seymour read: I hate cheese.

@squirrelthegamer8483 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, don’t get the appeal. Cheese is not only rotten milk that usually smells repulsive and grows mold, but it’s milk from another species that’s currently clustered up, wallowing in their own feces. And that’s all aside from the fact that lactose is for any animal is meant and is only used by, infants of said animal. I mean honestly being lactose intolerant isn’t a dietary issue, our bodies know better and mutated to try and stop this shit! Why is milk and cheese so god damn popular???

@clovermakescontent4487 3 жыл бұрын

"The Ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles." Three seconds later... "Ayo who wants a fucking cheese burger we have small medium large what flavour do you want" The works of Tumblr compilations are beautiful.

@makotonaegi3652 3 жыл бұрын

6:42 *oh my god, the next post has the main colors of my otp, I'm scared-*

@wumpus976 4 жыл бұрын

12:22 I’m impressed by that impression of the Icon of Sin.

@healerofthewaters6508 4 жыл бұрын

I... I like to bake. I've baked way too much during this pandemic. Also I am Looblooboob.

@possums154 3 жыл бұрын

Lily Stephans I am Booboobtloobjooboobcoob

@theletterh6011 3 жыл бұрын

thoob loobttoobr h.

@samiacool9 3 жыл бұрын

I’m Alooboobnoob

@makotonaegi3652 3 жыл бұрын

Goobnrooboobl Koobroobkoob

@aromanticfranziskavonkarma 3 жыл бұрын

And I Soobtoobrdooby

@zapdog_ 3 жыл бұрын

20:02 when i get old i want to radiate the same power as this man

@thetruefloof4298 3 жыл бұрын

16:34 *Guess who's off to add more story ideas to the pile sitting in the back of my mind*

@Sneaky_Snail_Pie_02 4 жыл бұрын

I almost scrolled right past this, but the thumbnail caught my eye and I went "EXCUSE ME!? The WHAT NOW MOVIE!?"

@thedrunkenslayer3348 4 жыл бұрын

4:00 So I’m “Thoobdroobnkoobnslooboobr” Damn

@unknownbunny9888 4 жыл бұрын

What would my name be? Seriously I'm too lazy to replace EVERY SINGLE VOWEL of my username.

@Ramen_Doodles08 4 жыл бұрын

I’m Moobdoobsoobn

@poopoo2454 4 жыл бұрын

Moobth moobn

@ThatOneGoji 4 жыл бұрын

Oobsooboobc

@Hana-Yomi 4 жыл бұрын

Foobndoobms Loobvoobr

@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 3 жыл бұрын

3:44 "If I bite into a chicken sandwich, and its a cake, I'm sending you to god." -A KZfaqr.

@strateupgamr7 3 жыл бұрын

7:51 ok so today I got literally 47 kills on Team Fortress 2 and now I see this If this don't describe me dear lord I hope I don't get 48

@VitaEmerald324 4 жыл бұрын

1:22 (June 2021 edit): so I told my mom about this and she mentioned that SOMEONE (probably the parents) must have made a big deal about the kid being vegan 12:46 makes me happy because in middle school every cool kid would try to get on me and the rest of the nerds’ collective nerves with “Snape killed Gandalf with the Force” and shit like that. I like to imagine they got their asses whipped. 14:38 I’m straight and so’s my family but I’m also into a ton of fandoms my family cares nothing for so I can relate, just on a separate plane.

@keittykit 4 жыл бұрын

2 dislikes already? This was posted 23 minutes ago. How dare they!

@poligarf3 4 жыл бұрын

i only see 1 dislike

@opmanop1561 4 жыл бұрын

MCtheKZfaqr You were the second dislike weren’t you

@Ramen_Doodles08 4 жыл бұрын

Someone took theirs back after reading this comment

@mr.twister4345 4 жыл бұрын

Update, its back up to 2 dislikes.

@ArchOwlAngel 4 жыл бұрын

It’s at three dislikes after an hour so

@multishippingtrash728 3 жыл бұрын

13:44 shsl bee movie script reciter

@fumikagetokoyami8297 3 жыл бұрын

8:05 my rooms in the basement so technically I have an entire floor to myself and my mom tried to make me give it up

@UltimaDoombotMK1 4 жыл бұрын

Oobltoobmoob Dooboobmboobt MK 1 I can't say this without laughing just the sound of "Oobltoob" just I can't i CAn't heheheehahahahaha

@malkrie1444 4 жыл бұрын

Main final fantasy villains with this name treatment (numbers are the games they are from): 3. Clooboobd oobf Doobrknoobss 4. Zoobroobmoobs 5. Oobxdooboobth 6. Koobfkoob Poobloobzzoob 7. Soobphoobroobth 8. Oobltoobmoobcooboob 9. Koobjoob / Noobcroobn 10. Soobymooboobr / Joobcht / Yoob Yoobvoobn (or, if you count “Y” as a vowel: Sooboobmooboobr / Ooboob Ooboobvoobn. Easily much funnier.) 15. Oobrdyn Loobcoobs Cooboobloobm

@dominiklehn2866 4 жыл бұрын

"eigengrau" german,literally: own grey(gray? is there an official one)

@sniclops15 3 жыл бұрын

Own gray refers to the fact that every person who does this will end up with a slightly different shade of gray. It is, quite literally, your own gray.

@annana6098 2 жыл бұрын

Grey is British English, gray is American English, because Webster was trying to make everything that sounds the same be spelled the same. He did not entirely succeed. English will not be tamed.

@thorodinson292 3 жыл бұрын

11:56 *killer queen has already touched the comment section*

@azurath1845 3 жыл бұрын

10:00 : Boldra’s Castle from Dragon tamer

@womedrah1415 4 жыл бұрын

I had too many cinnamon rolls after cooking breakfast, my stomach hurts

@cheeseman2681 4 жыл бұрын

8:10 I thought he said he had "the entire floor" to himself" and slept on the floor

@notagoat281 3 жыл бұрын

3:17 I mean, moose _are_ mammals, so you could technically milk them. Assuming the moose didn't stomp you into paste first.

@yourlocaltrashpanda7008 3 жыл бұрын

2:17 I’m 15 and I legit do this to a piss off some of my friends because it’s “childish” and b to make the other friends laugh histerically

@Ghosty0623 4 жыл бұрын

last time i was this early Katherine Howard still thought this time was different also 1:59 i do this with jokes i dont find funny and read them in PM's voice because it makes it funnier? idk its fun please tell me im not the only one

@39seasofrhye38 4 жыл бұрын

Ah a fellow Six fan. It's wonderful to find you here.

@username5741 4 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow 6 fan

@livindeadghoul 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the theater kids are arriving

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 жыл бұрын

For some reason I can þink in almost everyone's voices. Alþough, accents are annoying because it's really hard to switch between þem, especially wiþ British and US accents...

@andreleblanc2833 4 жыл бұрын

@@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 you used a thorn when you should have used an eth. Them would start with an eth, not a thorn.

@cameronjensen9397 4 жыл бұрын

Here is my chance, to leave a comment that everyone would see, and laugh at. A chance, to leave one single mark on history, even after I died. Egg and green ham.

@Ramen_Doodles08 4 жыл бұрын

W h y d i d i l a u g h

@councilcarrot 4 жыл бұрын

This may have worked on these simple-minded fools, but you cannot make I, Carrot, even chuckle... But in all seriousness have a nice day, this was just a joke 😁

@cameronjensen9397 4 жыл бұрын

Two hours in and I already have 15 likes and three comments. I am somwhat surprised by this result. And I am a bit happy about it.

@Hana-Yomi 4 жыл бұрын

Why did I laugh?! Its just four words

@Asinglegrainofsand 4 жыл бұрын

I just snorted

@thetreeboy. 3 жыл бұрын

14:32 you do this and then your dad snickers

@quokka_yt 3 жыл бұрын

4:46 I actually eat apples like that. Don't waste food!!!

@arsonistnpc 3 жыл бұрын

7:48 My name is elizabeth and with my habit of zoning out and zoning back in randomly i almost had a heart attack

@Lucianareo 4 жыл бұрын

I just opened up KZfaq and didn't know what to watch and then I was blessed with this notification

@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334 3 жыл бұрын

9:16 I FOUND A WHOLE ASS WORM IN MY NUGGIES OKAY I THINK MY FEELINGS ARE JUSTIFIED

@lasagnaravioli8550 3 жыл бұрын

5:13 Funny thing is I have a full set of teeth marks in my back from when my sibling bit me when we were babies, so technically someone HAS tried to eat me before.

@xAkumi 3 жыл бұрын

op are you ok

@lasagnaravioli8550 3 жыл бұрын

@@xAkumi No! :D Thanks for asking though I appreciate it

@xAkumi 2 жыл бұрын

@@lasagnaravioli8550 ahdhahdhs fair enough

@lasagnaravioli8550 2 жыл бұрын

@@xAkumi That's just how it be sometimes

@kasstories7311 4 жыл бұрын

P M you have helped me a lot and have made me laugh when I am having a Travisesty. Please add 1 grain of sand to my room until I sircomne to the desert