"It''s easier to be a guy..." - Jim Gaffigan Standup (Cinco)
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
@consciousobserver629 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he's a father... of so many.. just makes Jim even cooler. I *felt* this bit.
@jptaylor 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is hands down my favorite comedian. No profanity and genuinely funny all the time.
@jptaylor 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the kind acknowledgment, Jim! Nice to see appreciation back from you, an entertainer that isn’t hyped up past his ability and talent ; if anything, under appreciated compared to the talent and product being delivered. Hope to see you in movie one day.
@jonhohensee3258 3 жыл бұрын
John - No he's not.
@jptaylor 3 жыл бұрын
Jon Hohensee no he’s not...what?
@jenniferhunt3778 Жыл бұрын
Jim "never-gonna-make-me-laugh-again" Gaffigan.
@stardust2991 3 жыл бұрын
“Transferring serial killers between prisons...” 😆😆🤣
@margaritaalvarez3766 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@teresahowick5197 3 жыл бұрын
It’s so accurate though 😂😂
@rwilson7197 3 жыл бұрын
Great description😂😂😂
@danoduncan1763 3 жыл бұрын
yeah !... man !... my kids were EXACTLY that !... 😂 except they were usually trying to kill each other or me...
@AnnaPxx 3 жыл бұрын
"We've seen the movie, you know it doesn't work out" 🤣
@guadalupeferran1562 Жыл бұрын
By far my favorite comedian, he makes everything funny 😂
@houchi69 3 жыл бұрын
"I just want to hear your voice,Daddy." "BUY MY ALBUM!" LOL
@peggy2360 3 жыл бұрын
That was so effing funny!
@margaritaalvarez3766 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@billytheweasel 3 жыл бұрын
Great closer huh?
@sirtalkalotdoolittle 3 жыл бұрын
Sublime.
@raybin6873 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing! He had that huge audience totally captivated in the end! Superb comedian!
@tamarabradshaw4799 3 жыл бұрын
“I want to look constantly surprised...😳”
@josie4065 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@JBC352 3 жыл бұрын
Lia London What man could resist a baby-eating woman who always looks so excited to see him? 🤣
@josie4065 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh, can you hold on? I have Spider-Man on the other line.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@susandevitte2137 Жыл бұрын
I love him. It takes talent to be this funny.
@morganknight3306 3 жыл бұрын
"I must of blocked it out searching for self esteem" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@swgforthefence 3 жыл бұрын
👉I am officially a Gaffiganic!!! Totally hooked!!! 👉Not an addict, a Gaffict! Thanks for the laughs Jim & Jeany. 😚
@jessewarner7962 3 жыл бұрын
I was in a bad mood after reading today’s headlines. Now, I’m laughing. Laugh again with Gaffigan!!!
@dylankopff7139 3 жыл бұрын
Great slogan
@starlingswallow 3 жыл бұрын
Jim should use that for a title for a show!!
@tonyg2036 3 жыл бұрын
ahahahahahahah that rhymes , and 6 points everytime ahaha
@Peter-yc2uh 3 жыл бұрын
I fight against the Trump goons, then I get some R & R with Gaffigan! Works every time!
@billytheweasel 3 жыл бұрын
@@Peter-yc2uh From gaff again to Gaffigan. 😎
@samir6047 3 жыл бұрын
Dear Jim , I have seen all the bits you upload on KZfaq and I have fought the urge to comment "hot pockets" everytime, I deserve a like😂😂
@mschlund1 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone is now saying "hawt pockets...." In Jim's high pitched voice LOL
@jannelaineeleodinmuo2442 3 жыл бұрын
HOT PAWKETSSSSS
@AlanTuringWannabe 3 жыл бұрын
When he pulls out the paper list it was amazing.
@brianbarcus5853 3 жыл бұрын
Your audience must be exhausted after laughing every 10 seconds for 2 hours. Great job Jim. You never fail to make me laugh every time I click one of your videos.
@sharonmoser4873 Жыл бұрын
My husband and I drove 2 hours through a snowstorm to see him. Laughed from the second he walked on stage until the second he walked off.
@glennryan646 Жыл бұрын
@@sharonmoser4873 Kitchener?
@ArghMatey Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 so true! Tummy workout
@awkward-stranger 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone makes a big deal about you not swearing, but you are so funny I have never noticed it. You just keep gettin better. Thanks💚
@laurapallas6576 3 жыл бұрын
James Shannon that’s s what makes him so brilliantly funny! He does it without all the filth that other comedians must rely on. Jim is genius.
@StamfordBridge 3 жыл бұрын
4:35
@danoduncan1763 3 жыл бұрын
@@StamfordBridge REALLY ???... some people are NAMED "Dick"... :/
@coolbeans6148 3 жыл бұрын
Im glad he rarely curses. Clean humor takes alot more talent. Overly vulgar humor is cheap humor imo.
@DavidSmith-nm7un 2 жыл бұрын
I heard him say titties on a recent special
@VortexStriker 3 жыл бұрын
I don't want this man to be my favorite comedian but he earned it.
@juneelle370 Жыл бұрын
I never realized how swearing dials up the stress factor on some level… it is so nice to be able to laugh AND relax fully. Most of all I love that his jokes are in good nature 🌼
@chrismellon127 Жыл бұрын
Stress?????😂😂😂
@juneelle370 Жыл бұрын
@@chrismellon127 yes, except for speaking them can relieve stress… they’re called emphasis words. We need more options for emphasis words besides harsh words IMO
@chrismellon127 Жыл бұрын
@@juneelle370 Easy does it Karen! LOL. Maybe if u didn’t get so offended by someone else’s words- it wouldn’t be “stressful”! LOL. Hate to see wht u would do in real life stress? LOL SMFH!!
@kelvinc 3 жыл бұрын
It’s 2020 and that belt is still in my jeans.
@josie4065 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍
@davidvollmar9029 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so guilty of that. 😂
@Just-Nikki 3 жыл бұрын
My husband has genuinely asked me if there’s a belt in them countless times
@asolano 3 жыл бұрын
Wao, thank you Jim. That was amazing. "Transferring serial killers between prisons" 😂
@David-R. 3 жыл бұрын
6:42 Brilliant!! lmao " Pope ,that's a tough job!................anyone pope here?!"
@AlanTuringWannabe 3 жыл бұрын
It would be hilarious if he did the bit with the Pope in the audience.
@samh7803 3 жыл бұрын
"I want to look constantly surprised... like I'm about to eat a baby!" You have me laughing so hard!
@peggy2360 3 жыл бұрын
The joke doesn't end with 'and now I've got 4 kids' i was dying laughing
@debbieexcell5088 3 жыл бұрын
"Parenting is stressful...And eventually u die." 😂😂😂🤣 Being a Mom - a single mom - for most of my life... I can relate a time r two when the stress and fears become overwhelming. Thanks for this joke 👍🏻
@debbieexcell5088 3 жыл бұрын
@Srithor Thanks so much for this quote. I'm going to have it done artistically and frame it. I want this reminder for the rest of this life. ❤️
@factsoverfiction7826 3 жыл бұрын
@Srithor😳 How appropriate during pandemic 2020.
@itsme2551 3 жыл бұрын
Helps me sleep and helps me feel better then my normal depressed self I cry of laughter every time and it calms me down thank you Jim for doing what you do best!
@artmoss6889 3 жыл бұрын
The bit about boys being escape artists reminds me of something my brother did when he was four. My mom had fallen asleep, and Mark took that opportunity to get his tricycle, leave the apartment, go down the elevator, and peddle over to the corner tavern (this was Milwaukee in the mid 1950s). He parked his tricycle outside the tavern, went inside, and was made welcome by the bartender. Meanwhile, my mom had awakened, could not find find my brother, and frantically called the police. They found him when they noticed his tricycle by the tavern door. As they entered, Mark was sitting on a bar stool, drinking orange soda and eating beef jerkey, all bought for him by the amused patrons. He was soon reunited with our mom, and the police went on their way. America in the 1950s . . . I kind of miss those days.
@hooleyqueen 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, now-a-days they would have arrested her for child endangerment of corrupting the morals of a minor. This story reminds me of an anecdote told by Frank Mc Court about the baby stroller that flew through the open door of the Pub with the baby in it. No seat belts in strollers in those days. A miracle the baby didn't fall out in the middle of the road that the stroller flew across and more of a miracle no cars were coming! This very funny story is in Frank's autobiography, "Angela's Ashes" which broke all records on the New York Times Best Seller List in the entire history of the list. He also won a Pulitzer Prize. If you decide to read it, there is a sequel which is even funnier than the first.
@artmoss6889 2 жыл бұрын
@@hooleyqueen Yes, Frank McCourt was a wonderful story teller! My family enjoyed reading his books and we would also listen to the audio versions during long car trips. He spoke at a Catholic university where I lived in the early 2000's and my wife and I had the good fortune to hear him. It was a great experience.
@brewski6947 3 жыл бұрын
Brand new father here. Wife and boy are asleep still. Got to drink coffee and laugh at this all alone! Lol thanks Jim
@scramblesthedeathdealer 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations! Welcome to fatherhood!
@Pirateman1984 3 жыл бұрын
It's all about those tiny moments.
@TallSilentGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Just think - your money will NEVER be your money again!
@scramblesthedeathdealer 3 жыл бұрын
@@TallSilentGuy I only have one more year of Child Support left on my son... and a lifetime of, "dad, can I borrow/have $____?"
@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, Jordan. 🤗🤗🤗
@petermyers479 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious comic who never has to resort to vulgarity.
@globetrekker86 2 жыл бұрын
Dr. Jim Laughigan is the therapist we all needed
@bigoj7917 2 жыл бұрын
@Joseph Paez not sure why you had to mention he’s white 🤨
@andyskiles9542 2 жыл бұрын
Vulgarity is also funny. 🤷♂️
@monoromo Жыл бұрын
@J P uh what
@jakemartin6328 Жыл бұрын
Right? I just realized that the other day lol it's refreshing
@smochey1 3 жыл бұрын
With our daughter we saved for college and with our 4 boys we saved for bail.
@gamingwithmaya502 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a lot of bail money. Fortunately I'm only saving bail for one.
@diane9247 3 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much how it worked out in my family. Well, one brother of the three didn't actually go to jail, he was just a real pain. 😎
@L.Reeves 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda sounds like a sexist way to view to world
@billytheweasel 3 жыл бұрын
@Srithor < never had boys
@Justicia007 3 жыл бұрын
@@L.Reeves No. It is what it actually is.
@bradyoung1714 3 жыл бұрын
I usually like irreverent comedy but i gotta say Jim, you are the best family viewing comedian that everyone can laugh at ever to me
@tmoon9297 3 жыл бұрын
Popes, phones, mullets and women's eyebrows. All rolled into one. Thanks Jim! 🤣
@mrmustangman 3 жыл бұрын
he ties everything together flawlessly.........
@margaritaalvarez3766 3 жыл бұрын
“Our 5-year-old...he’s an escape artist. He’s like the El Chapo of children! You just put him down and he runs. Then I have to pay my 12-year-old to go get him!”
@OldieWan 3 жыл бұрын
You would be wise to pay him with slim jims.
@margaritaalvarez3766 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@JavierAlbinarrate 3 жыл бұрын
I was totally expecting him to say "... mhhh should I start suspecting of them?"
@TheCrackedBead 2 жыл бұрын
It's her way of paying for medical school.
@airbornegomez 3 жыл бұрын
"I just wanted to hear your voice, Daddy!" "Buy my album!" Love that punchline! 😂
@aimeedowney327 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think there is another comedian, or person for that matter, who can make me laugh this much! Shhh, don’t tell my husband! 🤷🏼♀️
@ikshields 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a pretty funny husband too, but I forgive my wife for laughing more at Jim. I know when I’m beat. (But he better treat her right, that’s all I can say...)
@Kenjuu 3 жыл бұрын
Have you tried Don Rickles, Lenny Bruce, or Norm MacDonald?
@balderdashery1 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is now my favourite comedian! I watch every other day. I'm sure your wishing you had never promised to post a video every day all these months later. It was supposed to be 2 weeks to flatten the curve, but hear we are. You have to post a video for the rest of your life.
@toekneecovarrubias6185 3 жыл бұрын
I've been laughing for a week watchin every video you got, jim. I feel like I owe you money. (High pitch voice) "I guess I'll push this subscribe button, You've earned it"
@auberjean6873 3 жыл бұрын
Oh Jim! Thanks for making me laugh so hard my face hurts. Does that count as exercise? 😆 You're the best!
@patdry 3 жыл бұрын
jim your DELIVERY and pace is so incredible. this is a great example of it.
@drealboy_ 3 жыл бұрын
Can't get enough of Jim's comedy
@scottlasley4593 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Great laughs for a Saturday! Wait, it is Saturday, right? Thanks again, Jim!
@scramblesthedeathdealer 3 жыл бұрын
I work 6 Pm - 6 Am... I don't know what year it is...
@melissacasey9724 3 жыл бұрын
Buy my album! 😂🤣😂🤣. Thank you for another transfusion of laughter!
@tmoon9297 3 жыл бұрын
Last time i checked, laughter can't be transfused.
@abbidaycornelius2196 3 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of watching this. Jim is pure gold
@livingdeadgirl8074 Жыл бұрын
I made my 9 year old son sit down and watch some of his old stuff with me. We laughed for hours.
@stevierae9953 3 жыл бұрын
He’s so damn funny. Definitely my favorite comedian... I still love the “Hot Pockets” bit.
@snakepliskin1185 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is a staunch MAGA person. Making America Giggle Again.
@em7pug26 3 жыл бұрын
Laugh Again with Gaffigan!
@niclofton9912 3 жыл бұрын
I love that! Lol I’m all for Making America Giggle Again
@MontagZoso 3 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@linshanhsiang 3 жыл бұрын
Giggle? More like a belly laugh.
@trixieknits Жыл бұрын
Yay! Five kids here, too!! Best blessing ever.
@PCKA1987 3 жыл бұрын
As a mom of 5, my husband and I can so relate. Lol I approve this message.
@SS-Tommy Жыл бұрын
I always enjoy it when he walks off and they cheer and applaud. That has to feel nice especially because he is truly awesome and deserving of it.
@MsJacquieGG 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh Jim thank you for committing to posting your hilarious videos until the world ends!🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’re the best.
@jessekuchinski1172 Жыл бұрын
I need to see Jim live before I die. It's way up there on the bucket list.
@goodkaja8330 11 ай бұрын
Everyone one of his vids have had whole bunches of laughs in everyday relatable situations
@abqchris2 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for keeping a smile on our faces during these crazy times.
@joeyjoey5393 3 жыл бұрын
"Remind me in 2019" It's 2020 Let that sink in..
@janndaianna8328 7 ай бұрын
That was like a workout for my abs. So funny!!!
@fisherdickens 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you SO much for these bright spots in an otherwise wearisome existence these days. You're great!
@sarahpassell226 Жыл бұрын
Gaffigan's jokes redeem Catholicism from the shame of the Church hierarchy. The laughs are guaranteed, and the humanity of his political leanings occasionally reveals itself. Without being sanctimonious, his standup sets reassure us that family will always be the wellspring of his humor. In short, he's hilarious, earthy and heartwarming.
@lindencoleman9360 Жыл бұрын
There is no redemption for the Catholic church, only reformation.
@lucilletabbutt6703 Жыл бұрын
@@lindencoleman9360yes Luther
@jamescooper2618 3 жыл бұрын
"Um, Josef" "Ya" "Um, an angel visited me last night and now I'm pregnant." "JESUS CHRIST!!" "Oh, you already know about it?"
@shirleyrombough8173 2 жыл бұрын
James Cooper- The Wise Men visited the manger to pay homage. One stepped on camel poo. "Jesus Christ," he exclaimed! Mary said, "Ya know, I like it." Told to me by an Episcopal priest. There is a new product on the market: diet Communion wafers: I can't believe it's not Jesus. This by an old Episcopal lady, a well-respected elder in the church.
@jamescooper2618 2 жыл бұрын
@@shirleyrombough8173 Nice!
@steevs7912 Жыл бұрын
It's been hard for me to watch something and laugh even if its super funny but this man has made me laugh on several occasions and I Thank you for it. I have 5 kids too. 2yo twins are the youngest. Ty Jim, love your content always
@steevs7912 Жыл бұрын
The way he asks if any popes in the audience and looks around. That line got me.
@burltube 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the simple and decently clean comedy Jim.
@shermanmerman9956 3 жыл бұрын
how could anyone dislike Jim Gaffigan?gaffigan....he brings me joy every day
@jennintuitivepsychicmedium2684 3 жыл бұрын
I could be in the WORST mood and having the most horrific day and you always crack me up and everything is cool again. My sister and I (both heavy Catholic backgrounds, lol) LOVE to joke that her mother in law is a true 'she-ite' Catholic. Amazing. By far our favorite comedian!!!
@karlaanderson9993 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the Morning Laugh Jim😂🤣
@amykrueger-smith5461 Жыл бұрын
I have a lot of pain i have a degenerative bone disorder. My bones just break fir no reason n since its a chronic condition I camt get pain killers. But Jim Gaffigan can still make me laugh hard enough that I am crying. Thank u Jim. U really bring joy to my life.
@jademcguinness4333 2 жыл бұрын
You're my go to when I need some sunshine and laughs
@thelitdave 3 жыл бұрын
“I just wanted to hear your voice, Daddy!” “Buy my album!” 😂
@bryansimmons8008 Жыл бұрын
Quickly becoming my favorite comedian
@spelbound 3 жыл бұрын
I think, by this time, I have watched every video posted. Loved them all. Thank you for posting!
@jessstuart7495 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, "The Mullet". Business in the front, party in the back. As a kid, McGyver was my role model!
@tamarabradshaw4799 3 жыл бұрын
Mark Farner 🎸of GFR could rock a mullet in the 80s and 90s😂
@tyronekracht461 3 жыл бұрын
@@tamarabradshaw4799 Billy Ray Cyrus
@margaritaalvarez3766 3 жыл бұрын
McGyver was awesome!
@jonhohensee3258 3 жыл бұрын
Jess - Yeah, we know what a mullet is.
@soulsilvergamer5225 3 жыл бұрын
This was so funny I love your comedy it's so clean but makes me laugh every 2 seconds
@tmoon9297 3 жыл бұрын
Were you counting the seconds?
@soulsilvergamer5225 3 жыл бұрын
@@tmoon9297 hell no!
@dsturba4111 3 жыл бұрын
I have to stop watching you while I'm eating.. my poor kids have applied the heimlich to many times to count.. LOL .. you are hands down my fav. stand up comic. I love your style. Shout out to your wife as well we all know now that she probably writes the REALLY good stuff ;)
@yvettenewell7520 3 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way about talking on the phone. “I just wanted to hear your voice.” “Buy my album.”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@livingbychoice604 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for sharing these clips, really helps 💛 now I’m crying happy tears instead of sad ones. Was having a really hard day and this is such a relief 💜
@coffee1207 3 жыл бұрын
Jim Thank you, I needed this hearty laugh this morning 🌄 😆 🤣
@budwoodman1716 3 жыл бұрын
As for women's eyebrows, as long as they don't connect in the middle and there are TWO of them, I am okay with it.
@andersonsmith979 3 жыл бұрын
@Michael Freed I can't tell if you just associate with the wrong women or if you're on drugs. Most women I know pluck the occasional eyebrow hair that has wandered too far from the eyebrow homeland and apply a bit of eyebrow pencil to areas of the eyebrow that may be a bit thin. No idea what you're on about. alien spiders? squirming slugs? All your typing and I'm still not really sure if you hate the too-thin eyebrows, the too-thick eyebrows or the mostly latin habit-though some asian cultures do it as well-of plucking ALL the eyebrow hair and then applying a thin little line over the area previously inhabited by their eyebrows. I would agree that THAT is peculiar. Makeup should enhance a woman's beauty not replace it. But you just seem like someone who is trying to explain something you experienced while out-of-your-mind on Meth. Tripping Balls. (Like that Johnny Depp Character in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.") It's just not reliable testimony on the vagaries of high fashion as it relates to ladies eyebrows.
@samuelsmithee 3 жыл бұрын
@@andersonsmith979 just breathe lol, you read way too much into this
@andersonsmith979 3 жыл бұрын
@@samuelsmithee Apologies! True enough, I do get defensive when some man thinks he's qualified to tell women what to do with their own bodies. Worst part, the comment I replied to is gone so I just appear to be that much more of a crazy person than I am! :D
@ashleyriosrizo 3 жыл бұрын
Connecting eyebrows are beautiful.
@Desiree2050 3 жыл бұрын
@@andersonsmith979 I think the hispanic/ Asian comment was a little out of line. Ignorant even. Wow...
@andrewshepherdson14 3 жыл бұрын
The dude is hilarious! You had me at “hot pockets”!
@DavidDrivesElectric 3 жыл бұрын
One of my all time favorite bits! Tears from laughing
@grundlebutter5624 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much jim, truly appreciate you during these tough times...
@BodyTrust 3 күн бұрын
Every thing he says is funny. He's really remarkable.
@kingbeef3494 3 жыл бұрын
He's so funny that you don't realize that he rarely smiles and nearly never chuckles in his act. Genius.
@AerialAdvantageImages 3 жыл бұрын
And he's relatively family friendly... rarely curses!
@j.megatron 3 жыл бұрын
I'm the blackest guy in USA and I not only concur, he's easily in the pantheon of American Cultural Satire. He's up there with Carlin and Chappelle
@claudesmoot1880 3 жыл бұрын
I'm on day 3 with my belt in these shorts....and counting, oh and with a mullet.
@AerialAdvantageImages 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Arnold Is this the Tom Arnold who used to be married to Roseanne ?
@lzditalia 2 жыл бұрын
Always delivering the laughs! Thanks for that jim!😊
@HisWordisLife4U 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't think it was possible for you to be any better, but you are getting even funnier. Good stuff Gaffigan.
@therollband1290 Жыл бұрын
He got me with the eyebrows jokes 😂 Transporting serial killers too LOL
@bethquinn2604 3 жыл бұрын
“I just want to hear your voice, Daddy” “Buy my album.”
@tiffanysimmons3528 3 жыл бұрын
Most underappreciated comedian ever!
@irishshane1 3 жыл бұрын
Jim I'm such a big fan thanks for doing what u do. Your an amazing person I'm blessed to get to listen to u. U and your family take care
@majorblitz7219 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Jim you should be the first comedian who comes out for an encore. You should wear a mullet when you come back on. See you in August in Greenville. I hope.
@NewbeYAHtheVFG 3 жыл бұрын
New fan! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@kathylowe117 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed out loud, as usual. Great way to start the day! Thank you sir.
@shirleyrombough8173 2 жыл бұрын
Kathy Lowe- Or a great way to end it.
@picknbeansmamma 3 жыл бұрын
"I just wanted to hear your voice Daddy....buy my album!" 😲 😂🤣😂🤣
@3rd_coast_images 3 жыл бұрын
Best comic that doesnt swear since Seinfeld. Well played as always, Jim.
@WalkaCrookedLine 3 жыл бұрын
No love for Fluffy?
@crlguitar1 3 жыл бұрын
Always brilliant....Always makes my day go better....I always laugh out loud at something he says.
@lachlanwashere1279 3 жыл бұрын
"I want to look constantly suprised"........"like Im about to eat a baby" *lol*
@BeccainHawaii 3 жыл бұрын
My daughter went through a stage of headbutting when she was around 1 or 2. She thought it was so funny.
@kirramcdowell 3 жыл бұрын
BeccainHawaii yup that was me around that age too. I headbutted the crap out of my mom. Granted, I still like to headbutt hahahaha.
@camberwellcarrot420 3 жыл бұрын
They're just at the right height to take out a grown man with that attack.
@boracay12 3 жыл бұрын
when boys are young they are wild ,girls ...cute , then they both grow up ...the boys are now applying that energy to work . the girls are now freaking viscous , spiteful , back biting , petty drama queens. when i was 19 i met a honest girl who was 21 . she laid it all out . and yup 40 years later she was and is spot on . there are some good stuff in there too , but its 100 percent true .
@defaultuser01 3 жыл бұрын
My 22 month old daughter chipped her moms tooth last week. Head butted her in the chin. She sacks me on a weekly basis. I feel you.
@laurenescarcha3246 3 жыл бұрын
My son went through a biting phase. My daughter went through a making babysitters cry phase.
@mikelabor7688 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy this guy. Sold, square and fun.
@suebrown3465 3 жыл бұрын
“Are these jeans dirty..is there a belt in there?” Code for “They're still clean”
@josie4065 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that is completely relatable for a lot of guys-including myself. I have worn one pair of pants for two weeks a few times just because I didn’t want to switch my belt and the stuff in my pockets over to another pair 😂😂😂
@tamarabradshaw4799 3 жыл бұрын
Sue Brown My dear sweet husband drops his jeans in the walk-in closet with his belt still on them and the small tools he uses attached to the belt, loose change and keys in the front pockets, wallet still in the back pocket. Apparently they aren’t dirty enough yet👍. Jim’s jokes are funny cuz they’re true🤣🥰
@johngoedecke7707 3 жыл бұрын
Sue Brown guilty as charged
@jonhohensee3258 3 жыл бұрын
Sue - DUH
@amarok5048 3 жыл бұрын
Jim is my favourite comedian. He's a lovable guy (no homo) hahaha
@KOOLBadger 5 ай бұрын
He is the Greatest in the world, Hands down!😂
@Milestonemonger 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, I love Jim gaffigan 😂
@susanbickersteth2526 3 жыл бұрын
I had Irish twins. I had both of them in a bathroom stall at disneyland. Both escaped under the door. Where was their dad who was supposed to be right outside? Who knows! Found the boys with security. Aaaaah!
@catmonkey4351 3 жыл бұрын
The Irish Goodbye begins early. Lol. I thought you gave birth to them in the stall at Disneyland. lol
@susanbickersteth2526 3 жыл бұрын
@@catmonkey4351 no, they are a year apart. I was using the bathroom. They were 3 and 4 years old. Escape artists the both of them.
@snakepliskin1185 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you stunk them out!
@susanbickersteth2526 3 жыл бұрын
@@snakepliskin1185 with a name like Snake I would not be talking. Pssss
@y.r.9401 3 жыл бұрын
Yessss. Parenting sucks.
@stevenaleman7454 Жыл бұрын
no surprise that this video from Jim Gaffigan has over 875k views, it's just too funny!! watching this video is guaranteed to make you want to watch/listen to it more than a few times...I think I've watched it a dozen times in the past year already...lol thanks for sharing!
@yvettekelley2155 2 жыл бұрын
You have been sent from above to make us all laugh and keep our sanity thank you Jim to you and your wife for the wonderful comedy that you crank out. I bet your children are getting an interesting perspective on life growing up with parents as funny as you guys.
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