Jada and Will and YOU! + what does viral mean? - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar

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Jada and Will and YOU! + what does viral mean? - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy

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@JoshJohnsonComedy 10 ай бұрын

Hi friends! Thank you all for watching. Make sure to subscribe. If you want to see me perform live I’m in Chicago, NYC, St. Louis, and Indianapolis coming up. www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com

@MsLeahMarche 10 ай бұрын

Come to Phoenix AZ!

@Kenyatta330 10 ай бұрын

I’m always watching!

@volumecontrol7434 10 ай бұрын

❤😂

@vanessawhitneypro 10 ай бұрын

Come see us in Hollywood, CA! ❤️

@elamac5628 10 ай бұрын

Come to Oakland, CA : )

@jdovma1 10 ай бұрын

"I have never in my life googled 'Jada Pinkett Smith'. So why do I know so much??" This dude just got right to the heart of the issue. lol

@soclose2her 10 ай бұрын

Facts 😂😂

@360.Tapestry 10 ай бұрын

answer: jada has the algorithm in her grips (friends high in the scientology machine don't hurt, neither)

@randyschwaggins 10 ай бұрын

I googled her in 2020 when I saw her in the movie 'Angel Has Fallen' to check her age. She admittedly looked 🔥 in that film.

@ladyyananumber1200 10 ай бұрын

Answer: people love hearing about her. You see her name, you click.

@aatiti2011 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@stanis_gaming 10 ай бұрын

This feels like weekly therapy and we get to sit behind the therapist’s chair and listen in 😁

@stewarthowell6781 10 ай бұрын

I'm sure it's very cathartic for him.

@Liam_theX 10 ай бұрын

That was almost literally his comedy special

@AnonyMouseXIII 10 ай бұрын

This IS weekly therapy to me, homie!

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 10 ай бұрын

I'm supposed to resist news and politics for 48 hours. For therapy reasons. But. I have been struggling. Lol. I wanna hear Josh's take on this. A LOT.

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 10 ай бұрын

@stewarthowell6781 back in Ellen's old days, she once said "why would I pay someone to listen to me talk, when you can pay ME to listen to me talk." I get that a little bit lol.

@mariaxeldridge 10 ай бұрын

‘it’s not for the kids, they’re already WEIRD’ is so funny to me

@rickybaker7123 10 ай бұрын

Wills and Jada’s relationship being the “Black inception” is the most accurate statement! 😂😂😂

@natv55 10 ай бұрын

Because you wrote Inception with a lower case i I was really confused until I watched the whole clip 😂 yes that is funny and true😂😂

@davidthompson8191 4 ай бұрын

Does it fukin matter!!!!! Omg u spelled it wit a lower case i I was confused

@K7M80 10 ай бұрын

He has truly evolved since he twisted his hair. He’s what we need right now; a balance of observation comedy and socially responsible for the listening ear

@KINDaf 10 ай бұрын

Very Carl-linian in his approach! Josh is more of a story teller with his blunt delivery of observing human behaviour. He does it well!

@lawrencelord9777 10 ай бұрын

Ever since he got the asap Rocky 2017 hair. Josh been in a new mode 🔥

@mofire5674 10 ай бұрын

I swear there is a tangible parallel with him losing the afro at the same time his comedy started being focused on social commentary. My man is all grown up now.

@deleonforrester 10 ай бұрын

Power of the twists!

@WhoIsRaphaelLeraux 10 ай бұрын

I'm convinced twists, locs, and box braids are where talent is held. Because as soon as a black artist shows back up with one of those 3, it's like they just unlocked the next Super Saiyan level.

@vv6601 10 ай бұрын

Let’s start a petition for his Netflix special 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@richardbarclay1365 10 ай бұрын

I'd legitimately sign it 😂

@rachelmartin5187 10 ай бұрын

Omg yes!! Where the F do I sign?

@wtfvenusss 10 ай бұрын

id love that, or just seeing him on more platforms would be so nice🤞🏿

@gathonimwangi5124 10 ай бұрын

YEEEEEEESSSSS

@amywinehouse1732 10 ай бұрын

I agree ☝️

@kristidaniel3164 10 ай бұрын

I think it’s a comedy king that can convey empathy in their routine and make a joke fair. Your statements about Jada although unpopular, were kind and thoughtful and respectful to the situation. You joked and defended every angle. These people are human and you really delivered that in a context that was not belittling. Brilliant. 👏 👏 👏

@Theblackblond 10 ай бұрын

You hit the nail with the hammer!!

@kristidaniel3164 9 ай бұрын

@@Gamfluent how long you gonna stay quiet when someone tells you to shut up?

@kristidaniel3164 9 ай бұрын

@@Gamfluent great point. Now 🤫

@nkechi4635 9 ай бұрын

@@Gamfluentnah you're definitely the problem here. "Says the woman" he says, smh find shame man

@underw777 9 ай бұрын

realll

@RiddleportRain 2 ай бұрын

I think Josh has rapidly become my favourite comedian. Like every video is straight fire!

@digitallhm8160 10 ай бұрын

So Josh is really pulling the Lil Wayne by dropping a comedy mixtape every week until he's on top of the comedy game.

@andreaus. 10 ай бұрын

This is ACTUALLY the most accurate description of how I’ve wanted to describe his consistency, but haven’t known how. I owe you a statue or something. Thanks.

@Number1Irishlad 10 ай бұрын

Im all here for it

@DarkHarlequin 10 ай бұрын

Look we're the winners here and honestly? What better way? Consistency is apreciated, he can be topical and most of all he does what the primary thing should be if you want to be really good at something: hone his craft. Do it over and over and over again. I'm all on board 👍

@ursulawanza8674 10 ай бұрын

Nicely put!👍🏽

@mybutterflyhive9851 10 ай бұрын

He deserves to be there!

@tippy7831 10 ай бұрын

"Turned that man into a tambourine for no reason" oh jesus I rarely bust out laughing from a video but man this really got me

@vhenderson7257 10 ай бұрын

Very smart line!

@austinc5456 10 ай бұрын

Glad to find this comment. It went over a lot of the audience

@KINDaf 10 ай бұрын

I actually laughed out loud at that line! It hit hard!

@KINDaf 10 ай бұрын

@@austinc5456Yeah! I couldn't believe the whole audience wasn't busting a gut!

@facecandystudio 10 ай бұрын

Pretty clever considering chris rock has a comedy special named "tambourine". but the line was funny as hell even without knowing that fact.

@yourdailydose9348 2 ай бұрын

"Just like a cop when he gets startled and he shoots"👀🤣🤣

@dominomasked 10 ай бұрын

I love how his comedy is so conversational that you totally don’t expect it when he introduces sound effects or physical bits. It’s like you’re just listening to your funniest possible friend and they all of a sudden go to eleven. It’s fabulous

@vanessawhitneypro 10 ай бұрын

“The more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that 2Pac died to get away from her…” 😂🤣😂🤣

@Anil18834 10 ай бұрын

That entire bit is hilarious and SO true! I don't know how I know so much about them either 😂😂😂😂😂

@Leeniebean 10 ай бұрын

Mrs. Smith needs to learn that telling family secrets is not the same thing as being truthful. she's a cruel person

@brightside6574 10 ай бұрын

Leaned into the bullet😂😂😂

@vanessawhitneypro 10 ай бұрын

@@brightside6574 SUCH a great tag...

@Anonymys43 10 ай бұрын

I cant even say 2Pac dodged a bullet with her

@JustbeingCed 10 ай бұрын

"He turn Chris Rock into a tambourine for no reason"😂😂😂😂

@jodibroadwell1510 2 ай бұрын

Chris Rock has a whole bit about being a tambourine. 😂kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fLpkjZdz0dnXYIk.html

@mom2suns857 2 ай бұрын

That part 😅😅

@trishasurangana2278 2 ай бұрын

The face he made when he said he saw the beggar's singular ball for the first time, the pure disgust, that came from his heart and I loved every second

@dlg5485 4 ай бұрын

Thank you! I'm tired of everybody giving Will a pass. He's the one who refuses to leave an utterly ridiculous relationship. No one is forcing him to keep chasing this crazy azz woman. Neither one is innocent in that situation.

@jefflukey123 10 ай бұрын

Keep the grind goin. You’re mastering the algo.

@_abracadabra 10 ай бұрын

I read that as "keep the groin," which had me thinking about the crazy dude with the bouncing ball. 😂

@lynnmatsui 10 ай бұрын

@@_abracadabrasame, dude. Read that exactly as he was talking about the ball guy. 😂

@adriananoya8242 9 ай бұрын

'Algo' means 'something' in Spanish. So when I read your second sentence my mind translated it as : 'You're mastering the something' and I was very puzzled by a hot second 🙈

@akeme25 8 ай бұрын

@@_abracadabra”Keep the groin grinding” lol

@percaelumvolo 8 ай бұрын

Yep! that's how I discovered him

@thescowlingschnauzer 10 ай бұрын

"Imagine a charismatic millionaire wants to marry you." That joke gave me more empathy for Jada than the Dax interview.

@user-ny2fk9gm1k 9 ай бұрын

I do not believe anyone who said that they wouldn’t change their life plans if will smith was coming on strong to them. If you were already crushing on the guy it’s a big difference. This is how pretty privilege can be a trap. People want you for themselves. Will could have easily found someone who loved him for him but that’s not what he wanted. He believes so hard in „working for it“ That unconditional love is worthless to him. Quite sad.

@mizztotal 10 ай бұрын

"It's not for the kids because they're already weird." Josh looooool

@LilDrummergurl48 10 ай бұрын

It's telling how the crowd got real quiet when you said Jada was not responsible for what a grown man chose to do with his own body and that it was possible for him to have even a tiny bit of responsibility in a marriage. I guess it's uncomfortable to think about how easily women are blamed for everything.

@senojoy12473 10 ай бұрын

It's so crazy how almost EVERYONE is blaming her for all the marital issues. I have yet to hear one person (beyond Josh) say "hey man, Will could get a divorce if he wanted." Now, granted she should probably stop talking because we know enough (too much😅) at this point, but unless Will is being held hostage, he's free to go if she's doing too much for him.

@LilDrummergurl48 10 ай бұрын

@@senojoy12473 lol, yeah, we really know too much.

@heyryanisonx3141 9 ай бұрын

Except most people view Will as a victim of domestic abuse, because men can also be victims (and it's especially engrained into the cultural zeitgeist atm bc of the Depp-Heard trial), so it's not that simple

@LilDrummergurl48 9 ай бұрын

@heyryanisonx3141 No one said men cannot be victims of abuse. That would be a huge oversimplification. The fact that men can be victims of abuse does not contradict that both people (of any gender) have a responsibility to a relationship.

@NB-yu4lj 9 ай бұрын

@avataraarow 10 ай бұрын

That last bit did not get nearly as big a laugh as it deserved. The “you’d probably say it after I do” was genius😂

@sthompson2839 10 ай бұрын

I just listened to the last part twice, and I’m not sure-- I don’t quite get it. Maybe that’s what happened to the audience Although I got the “say it after I do”.

@longlivedemocracy756 10 ай бұрын

@@sthompson2839same

@LizA-ry4nb 10 ай бұрын

That's exactly what Jada did

@bramvanduijn8086 10 ай бұрын

The timing was off.

@desecration171 10 ай бұрын

@@bramvanduijn8086 Yeah that and it seemed like he switched from first-person to third-person. I was scratching my head like "Wait, what? You said the story was about you and Zendaya but changed it to an audience person." Then no pause on the 'after' to punch the 'I do'.

@1Samsonyte 10 ай бұрын

As a fellow former Louisianaian I still struggle to ignore individuals. I am constantly fighting the urge to greet and smile at random strangers that I walk by… I hate it.

@LilDrummergurl48 10 ай бұрын

I'm with you. I'm from Minnesota. The real travesty is that people have left large groups of people in specific places with so much suffering that not acknowledging their humanity becomes normalized. That's not supposed to feel ok.

@1Samsonyte 10 ай бұрын

@@LilDrummergurl48 I completely agree. I’ll be the first to admit it, I have not done nearly enough to help unhoused persons in my community. Whether that is through fear, uncertainty of how to help, or feelings of being uncomfortable… I haven’t done anything enough to help fellow human beings. It’s not supposed to be ok.

@sharonmontano4924 6 ай бұрын

It’s hard to smile at 7 million people. Save your energy for your loved ones

@tanisha.r.thomas 4 ай бұрын

The South has done this me after 20 years😂😂. I was Teflon Don when I got here😂😂

@MalVMoo 2 ай бұрын

I am this was as any Ohioan

@lisathomas1622 4 ай бұрын

Hahahaha, I moved to NY from SC and I asked my ex, ’Why do I attract all the weirdos?’. He astutely noted, ‘Because you make eye contact and smile at them.’ Oooohhhh 😂😂😂😂 I learned not to do that and low and behold no more problem.

@kimking5928 10 ай бұрын

True story: I moved to Los Angeles from the Caribbean. I was at a red traffic stop when this man, I assume he’s homeless, walked by my car window with a cup in his hand. I lowered the window and gave him all the change that I had in my cup holder. He looked at the change in his hand and threw it back at me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was so embarrassed. Let’s just say that was the last time I gave money to anyone. I was like welcome to LA. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@voodooladyink6869 10 ай бұрын

😂 so good... I just didn't NOT cry 🤣

@AngryKatie18 10 ай бұрын

There is a reason most PDs have bulletproof glass. People are insane. When I was with the PD, a lady found a car with a trunk full of pipe bombs and drove it to all the way to the police dept. and parked it at HQ. She calmly got out and walked her dumb ass in and told the desk sergeant that she found a bunch of homemade bombs in the trunk of a car. The desk sergeant was like,”Ok that’s terrifying, where is the vehicle? I’ll mobilize EOD right away.” I swear to god she says, “Oh it’s that blue one parked right out front, I think it’s my neighbor’s bf making em and…”. Sergeant almost had a heart attack and was no longer listening. Pipe bombs are EXTREMELY unstable and honestly I have no idea how she survived the drive. I get to HQ the next day and there are tape remnants and little bits of plastic debris all over the place. That’s when I found out someone nearly got a Darwin Award to hoping to get some type of best citizen award.

@bigfootpart4therevengeancing 10 ай бұрын

God protects idiots and drunks.

@kaedatiger 10 ай бұрын

I'm wondering how she even got the keys

@jaytimothy3645 10 ай бұрын

@@kaedatigeryes me too! If she "found the car, opened the trunk and found them" how did she get the car keys, unless it was like an old Honda type car you can start with screwdriver, and how did she know to look? She obviously had intimate knowledge of that activity

@barih4prez 10 ай бұрын

This was on an episode of The Rookie 😭😭

@AngryKatie18 10 ай бұрын

I don’t know that show but I can tell you this 100% did happen in the metro ATL area in 2008. I know she tried TWICE. She drove up to the jail but once she figured out that sheriffs only police the jail and she needed the actual police, she drove over to our central HQ. I guess the desk sergeant wasn’t around so she was driving all over with these pipe bombs rattling around in the trunk. I don’t have the report in front of me but if the keys weren’t in the vehicle, she had access to them. She and I think it was a neighbor but possibly a family member both used the car at the time. A male known to the neighbor (boyfriend, I think) was who she suspected. The car was parked out on the street and she was going to ask to borrow it when she opened the trunk to put her bag in and surprise! Those look like bombs! I do remember in one of the many reports filed she was quoted as saying, “I wasn’t sure they were bombs but they looked like bombs so I brought them straight here!” I think in one year I narrowly avoided being blown up at least 3 times. If I hadn’t seen it, read the reports, read about it in the newspaper, etc, l probably wouldn’t think it was real

@simonebrooks1124 2 ай бұрын

Not so long ago I didn't know who Josh Johnson was. Now I can't get enough of his videos. His effortless brilliance is next level.

@barih4prez 10 ай бұрын

Watching Josh put his 10,000 hours in was probably the best thing to come out of the writers strike

@TonyaBraden 10 ай бұрын

I can't wait to see what Josh is going to say 😅

@snacking5908 10 ай бұрын

Hear? Unless you’re deaf and you’re reading generated captions

@FlyGravitas 10 ай бұрын

@@snacking5908smell?

@BoogieBoogsForever 10 ай бұрын

@@snacking5908What? She put that comment up before she watched the video She was just expressing her excitement brother. Take it easy. 😂👍

@tlewis5448 10 ай бұрын

That Tupac died to get away from Jada had me on the floor 😂 😅 😂 😅

@ladyyananumber1200 10 ай бұрын

@@Givebackthescarfcouldn't have said it better myself 💯

@bettersecret1499 9 ай бұрын

Guys she is crazy. Her and Tupac were never even together!!

@ladyyananumber1200 9 ай бұрын

@@bettersecret1499 yeah and? They were friends before either of them ever became famous. By the way, Will knew the entire time how Jada felt about Tupac and he's accepted it for 30+ years. So it'll do you good to mind your own business.

@eternalsunshine2485 2 ай бұрын

@@ladyyananumber1200They were friends not lovers. Telling people on the internet to mind their own business is mind boggling...lol it's the f*cking internet.

@dhfyrydjfjd 10 ай бұрын

"It's not for the kids, cause they're already weird." 😂😂😂 So true! ♡♡♡

@apt.9183 10 ай бұрын

mans said "defending your neighbour" lmfao

@Heavenzvoice 10 ай бұрын

Love that wicked line….” Sir you’re gonna have to kill one of us!” Didn’t get the laugh it really deserved. That was dark and delicious! Lol

@jwvandegronden 10 ай бұрын

true!

@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 10 ай бұрын

When I heard they'd been separated that long the slap made more sense to me. He's still trying to get her back. 😅

@litawi7869 10 ай бұрын

And now it makes sense why she took so long to say something in response….😮

@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 10 ай бұрын

@@litawi7869 I obviously don't know them personally, but I suspect one of her grievances that led to their separation was something like, "You don't stand up for me!" It's just a hunch.

@desecration171 10 ай бұрын

It makes more sense considering that was the dude trying to smash your "live-in ex" when he thought you were getting a divorce. I've always said Chris Rock had that smack coming. Will just chose the wrong place to do it in. That slap didn't come out of nowhere over a joke. These people have history together but people keep thinking Rock was just some innocent bystander.

@elizablue8134 9 ай бұрын

@desecration171 It always seemed deeper than just one statement at the Oscars. There's a lot we don't know and tbh Chris Rock doesn't seem like the most humble/nice kind of person.

@miriam9419 9 ай бұрын

@@desecration171 I heard that that wasn't true.

@papamumu 10 ай бұрын

The Tamborine joke was so perfectly subtle

@megamandrn001 10 ай бұрын

To come up with an entirely new *great* tight five every week is nothing short of incredible. This man quickly becoming one of the all time greats.

@DavidZoaka-fh1lr 10 ай бұрын

that’s a joke right

@pinkrebel8412 10 ай бұрын

As soon as you started the story for ignoring people hard core in NY, I knew you would be on a train. My sister warned me before I came, not to smile at anyone. She said I know you, dont smile at anyone, dont speak to anyone. She was late to the bus stop and I just cornered myself. But once she scooped me I let my guard down. On the train I smiled at a woman and said good day. Worst mistake. She was legit insane. Got in my face telling me all kinds of seriously paranoid schizophrenic screens. I looked around for help and everyone around me in that sardine can of a train was looking away, looking at their phone, turned away. My own sister was deep in her phone ignoring our existence. Once the lady got of the train my sister looked at me and said, I told you stop smiling all the time and not to speak to anyone and literally everyone near her laughed.

@crnkmnky 10 ай бұрын

That shit is sad. I mean, your story is funny, but I f'king hate it.

@bluevillsplash 10 ай бұрын

As a born and raised NYer, I knew it was the train. And you deserve that ish. Ppl think it's a joke when I say we don't talk to strangers...the NY way

@factsoverfiction7826 10 ай бұрын

Yeah, a few years ago a psychologist diagnosed the different regions. The Northeast? 🕵"Neurotic"

@nerfherder4284 10 ай бұрын

I can relate. Went there, from a small town, walking around saying hello to people on the sidewalk. Luckily I figured it out quickly, before I took the subway.

@geekdivaherself 10 ай бұрын

I could _hear_ her intonation as I read the last part of the last sentence! 😂

@1776Historyfan 10 ай бұрын

Dude you unpacked that so objectively and fair, while still getting laughs. Well done.

@khalilnelson1288 10 ай бұрын

Not enough people laughed on the tambourine joke ,that was pure genius

@hmuktiwijaya 7 ай бұрын

You are the 1st person who talked about this. I arrived in NYC from Asia, and yes, did the polite thing. And so many people asked me if I had a boyfriend, taxi drivers, people on the street. So I developed the cold NYC stare. And then I came back in Asia. People think I am so rude and arrogant.😅 I can't undo it.

@mom2suns857 2 ай бұрын

😅😅

@Tony8418 10 ай бұрын

Dear Josh, please make “probably my favorite white woman of the week” a recurring joke theme

@msreen269 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 👍🏽

@bri3nanas 10 ай бұрын

I'm part of the 2 million views haha

@MoiraPraline 10 ай бұрын

Yup I saw that video 2 weeks ago too and my jaw dropped at her privilege

@Awesomenessmcgeegee 9 ай бұрын

We should have a new favorite white woman of the week every week until we run out of white women to appreciate (their craziness/entitlement/audacity *cough cough*)

@Awesomenessmcgeegee 9 ай бұрын

I am also saying this, being a white woman myself. I, too, am ridiculous 😅😂🤫🫣😶‍🌫️☠️😤😭🤡😖👻

@CharBearBlbpmassagestherapy 10 ай бұрын

Crack being an entry level job in Baltimore is classic!! Lol.

@Varizen87 10 ай бұрын

Josh, this is one of your best sets. All of your sets are good, but the Smiths stuff is better than great. The best punch line is "It's not for the kids, 'cuz they're already weird." Love it.

@religvon6448 10 ай бұрын

That Chris Rock tambourine line was elite🤣🤣

@ticktock1861 10 ай бұрын

saw the video of the woman with the gun at the police station before seeing this...he was spot on with what happened lol

@Clearbluesky771 10 ай бұрын

I had the chance to see the video but didn't click it. His telling it was great and I like what he think the lady was saying

@davidaugustofc2574 3 ай бұрын

Was it the one in Bristol?

@DVVUB 10 ай бұрын

they didn’t catch that tambourine bar, that was clever as hell

@tishanasimon7600 10 ай бұрын

Best reference of a joke of the topic person who made the joke being referred to.

@grizzlywizzly 10 ай бұрын

The look directly in the camera gave The Office vibes and also implied that his videos be getting 2million views and no one recognizes him in real life anyways. Thank you Josh, much appreciation to ya

@tanisha.r.thomas 4 ай бұрын

Fourth Wall break!❤

@imaniharrigan9550 10 ай бұрын

The tambourine joke based off the Chris Rock Netflix special is hilarious

@applejoker21 10 ай бұрын

He's mastering storytelling. Loved it !!

@daisyabyaru9311 10 ай бұрын

I am from Africa and watching Josh feels like I'm getting my weekly fix 🙈. I actually have to watch something from Josh everyday to get my guffaws in and wear a stupid smile throughout the day. Keep rising, lil bruv! (And yes in my head I adopted you 😁😁)

@WeabooScourgeKiller 10 ай бұрын

What part of Africa are you from?

@daisyabyaru9311 10 ай бұрын

@@WeabooScourgeKiller I am from (and live in) Uganda 🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬

@EccentricSH 10 ай бұрын

Somebody give JJ the bag he deserves to create & produce the special he wants. I need a great comedy special I’m so tired of the over saturated bland stuff that’s everywhere! Dudes got a gift for story telling and keeping attention

@karenpeters8898 10 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard at the ball story, I sprayed coffee all over my poor dog, I really needed that😂😂😂

@Alteori 10 ай бұрын

Is your dog ok 😂😂😂😂😂

@zyssica 10 ай бұрын

Got here just in time, was having an awful day and then got into KZfaq - saw the counter going down and I knew, my afternoon was gonna kill it. Thanks Josh, we love you!!!

@DotimusPrime 10 ай бұрын

Josh Johnson is one of the funniest humans ever!! Just a pure comedic genius!!! Keep doing what you are doing!! I share your stuff with everyone I know!!!

@angel_numbers 10 ай бұрын

Turned that man into a tambourine for no reason 😭🤣🤣🤣

@jasonjoore6782 10 ай бұрын

the joke about the 2 million views felt so much like a Demetri Martin or even Mitch Hedberg joke, the crowd even glosses over it much like some of the quicker jokes of Demetri. Josh is clever and getting better every day, clearly he is out there grinding. Keep up the hard work Josh, thanks for the laughs!!

@jodiwheeler1978 10 ай бұрын

I love this kid ! Highly insightful and witty observations on a wide array of topics

@tassupreme3330 10 ай бұрын

His Career is growing like his hair and I'm here for it

@KINDaf 10 ай бұрын

Man, you shoulda seen his fro! That was iconic!

@ArttMann09 10 ай бұрын

I officially subscribed when I heard two jokes that showed your genius the Will Smith made Chris Rock a tambourine joke, Chris had a stand up special called tambourine, and the brazzers joke 😂😂😂😂

@ursulawanza8674 10 ай бұрын

“Just like a cop…when he gets startled…🎯

@ursulawanza8674 10 ай бұрын

…and then he shoots.

@biggusmunkusthegreat 10 ай бұрын

The video you're referring to, there were cops, they saw her come in, they were hiding because they didn't know if the glass in the doors was bulletproof (it was), and she was hella intoxicated from what I remember. They had locked the front doors remotely so she couldn't leave, which agitated her. I'm surprised I know exactly which one you're talking about. She wanted to be caught and tried to do suicide by cop. She also lit up a cigarette at one point. EDIT: "Will Smith turned him into a tambourine" made me laugh so hard I almost pissed, god I love your material.

@KINDaf 10 ай бұрын

Thank you for the info! And yes! The tambourine line was a legit gawf inducer. I'm so disappointed at the crowds lack of responce to it

@InAHollowTree 10 ай бұрын

“Tambourine” is also the name of one of Rock’s stand up specials from a few years ago😂

@TheSongwritingCat 10 ай бұрын

Yeah, finding the news reports that she might have been suicidal made that bit less fun. I'm glad I watched the whole video first.

@JDMimeTHEFIRST 10 ай бұрын

That’s pretty sad. But never involve others in your suicide. That includes those who murder/suicide. I also go through the ideation, but never to hurt others. That’s just some narcissistic BS. If you think others couldn’t handle you being dead. You’re wrong. They could. DO call for help though. Don’t have a gun or alcohol in your house if you have. Those feelings.

@Just_One_Tree 10 ай бұрын

@@JDMimeTHEFIRST idk if it’s fair to call people who complete/attempt ‘death by cop suicide’ narcissistic. It’s pretty f-ed up there’s a good chance someone (depending on their race, socioeconomic status, etc) will be killed by the police and won’t even have to commit a crime or physically hurt anyone else first. If the police in the US didn’t kill people so frequently, this plan for suicide wouldn’t even be possible. Plus the police kill suicidal people who aren’t trying to be killed and want help. Even when they are unarmed or just have a knife and it would’ve been very possible to deescalate the situation then get the person to a hospital but the cops don’t even try

@kathybell6268 10 ай бұрын

Philadelphia is waiting patiently for you to share your genius!

@Anil18834 10 ай бұрын

I'll be there when it happens

@J.CherieAmour 10 ай бұрын

Would LOVE to see Josh in Philly at Helium or Punchline or anywhere!

@MiscellaneousTopics 10 ай бұрын

@@J.CherieAmourhe performed at the punchbowl before! I think it was in 2022. He was amazing!

@J.CherieAmour 10 ай бұрын

@@MiscellaneousTopics haha, you are correct. Checked my calendar to be sure and it was July 29, 2022. I was there 😄 - but would still love to see him again!!

@um77999 5 ай бұрын

He's gonna be in Philly June 20-22! I'll definitely be there!

@Sopra555t 3 ай бұрын

Omg I laugh-cried during - one ball out - that’s the NYC

@alambster 10 ай бұрын

He’s doing stand up 24/7. Thank you for your service.

@katboss4886 10 ай бұрын

This should be one of his best 😂

@katboss4886 10 ай бұрын

And it was! Loved this set. Please come to northern Cali & I don’t mean SF. A lot of your fans are a couple hrs north & love you

@dirtywyvern2991 10 ай бұрын

I've said it once and I'll say it again: this man hasn't missed yet

@tanisha.r.thomas 4 ай бұрын

He is wetter than Stephan Curry. Wait....thats a generational joke. Oh nevermind😂

@1bestfriend2u18 3 ай бұрын

His storytelling comedic abilities has to be a gift. He is funny and engaging.

@David174 10 ай бұрын

For the past couple years your videos have been popping up on my feed, and I just want to commend you for how much your comedy has progressed 👍

@a.j.3088 10 ай бұрын

he leaned into the bullet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-le9oe9uu9c 10 ай бұрын

He turned that man into a tambourin. Precious

@suuuuuuuuuuuuu9666 10 ай бұрын

Its just crazy... this dude is like a newspaper that makes me laugh every day!

@superlolgal555 10 ай бұрын

I found the video! Absolutely iconic. She lays all her stuff down and takes a whole ass break

@denizakin5645 10 ай бұрын

U got the link?

@superlolgal555 10 ай бұрын

@@denizakin5645 just look up "white lady enters police station with a gun". She's every result

@Free.Clear3802 10 ай бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ba9xhJelqbOudJs.htmlsi=uOvdV1NqA9GcHBZL

@TheSongwritingCat 10 ай бұрын

I'm a little sad now that she might have been suicidal

@electricman68 10 ай бұрын

Share the link

@OriginalZo1 10 ай бұрын

Josh coming forth like a shiny knight to save stand up

@bookerbosq7850 9 ай бұрын

Chill.

@tanisha.r.thomas 4 ай бұрын

Great analogy😂

@MisssKayy 10 ай бұрын

I thought you were going to say that the kids were already grown.😂 You said they’re already weird!😂😂😂

@email2989 10 ай бұрын

10:58 is such a genius and hilarious joke that almost everybody missed

@LiveinLifeLive 10 ай бұрын

The playdate joke got me wheezing

@anahelena1808 10 ай бұрын

Divorce would be a failure he cannot accept, Jesus josh I think you need to meet him you could save his life that was so real!

@user-po3ir2tx5z 2 ай бұрын

No, a divorce would cost him 60%, at minimum, of his estate, which is in the 100s of millions.

@RobertaRohen78 2 ай бұрын

Josh is the best comedian out there at tme moment. Kudos, man!

@Ramberta 10 ай бұрын

"turned that man into a tambourine for no reason" is a brilliant line lmao. I was on Will's side at the time of The Slap, but I agree with you that now finding out they've been separated for years, it's super confusing why he did all that.

@joanvanore322 10 ай бұрын

How are you keeping up this constant level of quality???? AWESOME!!!

@zinseng 10 ай бұрын

I love Josh's commentary in every way, his Daily Show work's so amusing to me as well. It's insane how often he's putting out new content, to me, I'm not used to it and I love it - fresh sets that come off polished, so much talent.

@mrobservation672 10 ай бұрын

If this comedian has the right audience, he can bring it home. Looks like he has a promising future.

@xavierabii548 10 ай бұрын

This brother cracks me up so much lol! How does he not have a Netflix special yet??? That is a travesty!

@blazze7772 10 ай бұрын

Hey Josh👋🏽, I lit up when I heard u talk about the woman in the police station because nobody was talking about it! Again, you are 1 of the best youngest comedians out here.

@Heavenzvoice 10 ай бұрын

I saw the video a few times but there is so much going on in the world she didn’t make a ripple. It’s like you’re watching it but you swear you’ve seen the scenario before. I actually watched it and cut it off mid view. Figured something else crazier was going on somewhere on the world.

@ekdaufin1485 10 ай бұрын

Of any age.

@aliciakimbrel6114 10 ай бұрын

Do you have a link to the video I can’t find it :(

@Just_One_Tree 10 ай бұрын

@@aliciakimbrel6114 I’ll post a link separately cause I think KZfaq deletes all comments with links now. (In the US) when I search on YT “woman brings gun to Connecticut police station”, the first 10 videos are of or related to the situation he’s referring to

@mamawray 10 ай бұрын

I do NOT remember the first time that happened to me: having to ignore someone. I grew up in Brooklyn and it was just something you learned like walking and eating with utensils.

@ELbabotas1 10 ай бұрын

... You havin lobster on Maine, as one does a corndog?

@mom2suns857 2 ай бұрын

As a Brooklyn native, totally agree 😅

@ole340 4 ай бұрын

He's so cute and hilarious! He gives you the feeling he's only here to explain his thoughts and you're not supposed to laugh about it. I expect it's the notebook for stand-up.

@Justasilentshout 9 ай бұрын

Dude. This was amazing. Some real empathy here. Like, you legitimately changed my perspective to remind me that they are all just people. “Who is it for?” That gives me chills.

@lunaraydue1340 10 ай бұрын

Seeing your sets always makes my week! Such great, quick comedy. I would listen to you talk about literally anything for hours (and often do by putting on your podcast when I'm drawing)

@sophiathedandilioness 10 ай бұрын

Thank you fer bringin his pod to my attention. I can't believe I didn't know it existed before now, I've been wantin more of him fer ages!

@wiljanhopeable 10 ай бұрын

Same!!

@shadyhavok1 10 ай бұрын

turned that man into a tamborine for no reason. good one. his special was called tamborine a few years ago

@kevinathans4191 10 ай бұрын

Josh is the education our kids need!

@Eby98194 10 ай бұрын

I really just want to say you have really clear skin and really good hair

@JessicaWagner-wz9cf 10 ай бұрын

I am so blessed that one of my favorite comedians is so faithful to new material. I love it.

@ashcar6903 10 ай бұрын

Hi Josh. I am also Black and autistic and I too have seen the white lady video multiple times 😊

@KINDaf 10 ай бұрын

Would you be capable of sharing the link? Or atleast the search words you used to find it on KZfaq? Thanks

@EarleMonroe 10 ай бұрын

Police station front angle: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ibZzlNFjv77Dk5s.htmlsi=HLvlx4k0iPARyRf- Side angle: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o6uZf9SFlZaqpqs.htmlsi=bSIoIZoDYYiLiGRV

@pheeze28 10 ай бұрын

"Made him in to a tamborine" was funnny af

@mrsetamayple 10 ай бұрын

Please don’t tell me I’m the only one that caught that Chris Rock Tamborine line 😂😂😂

@Alteori 10 ай бұрын

😂

@FrogFriend3379 10 ай бұрын

“like a brazzers video” had me ROLLING 😂😂

@tanisha.r.thomas 4 ай бұрын

I just got there. Fabulous😂

@FunsiZed590 10 ай бұрын

I swear one of the funniest comedians in the game nowadays. Pls tour in the West Coast!!

@ksy4747 10 ай бұрын

Long time NY here. Basically grew up there. I cant imagine making eye contact with strangers, let alone engaging them in convo.

@brigidabreu7150 10 ай бұрын

I am telling everyone I can about this guy. What a talent! My roommate just said "Sometimes when comedians take a step back from comedy and take a stance on something, I'm like, whatever, but not only is he funny, I was hanging on his every word and so invested in his insights."