More "You must be this tall to ride" Chronicles

aww...no nomus

I was not aware anything on this planet was this good sounding

The black hole shit is fucking STRONG. that hurt my heart thinking about it.

I love Woolies casual shade thrown on Action Park, which if your not familiar with, is the Theme Park in New Jersey where 6 people died and had so many daily injuries the park owner bought the town of Vernon brand new ambulances as part of a settlement with the state.

So Pat visited a timeline where the United States of Japan is a thing?

Good on Pat for getting into U.A

12:50 They use that horizontal effect on the super man ride at Six Flags. But instead of being horrifying it's amazing because you get to pretend to be superman.

i like coming back to this

Did he ride the Jojo 4D ride though?

I would kill to do the biohazard thing

You made me wait for the MHA reference, but you got there.

How did Pat do any of the things he's talking about? He freaks out during every horror game they play how does he handle this stuff *in* *real* *life?*

That picture of pat just standing there alone is fucking hilarious

There's a coaster at Six Flags Cali that has a similar gimmick called Tatsu

The coaster hole thing is a "U" that goes in and out the floor, but the track is below you, so you are facing up and the amount of force on your body when you come out is freaking insane. I'll give a pass on Pat this time for being scared.

No mention of the life-sized Zinogre? What's wrong with you Pat?!?

There's a black hole style ride like that at Alton Towers in England but it's pretty much the whole ride. I think it's called Gravity. You go up an incredibly high climb, then the carriage goes to the edge and jolts/stops at the edge looking down at this black hole. The carriage is rider than the track so it once again looks like not everyone will make it in. And then you drop.

Poor fuggins I hope he recovers

as much as I wanna say stuff about that not Resident evil ride, that Jurassic park ride sounds like utter terror, plus it sounds like a REALLY bad idea because humans cant take G force on their bodies if they go at it horizontally, doing the superman flying pose at enough G's will make damage the nerves in your spine and you can wind up crippled and blind 0_0

Wait, Pat thinks those leg-hanging coasters turning you parallel to the ground/track is new?

This isn't Pat visiting the Unforeseen Simulation Joint... lame