Jay Leno Best of Headlines Part 9
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4 жыл бұрынThis edition of Jay Leno Headlines was owned by NBC Studios (1996-2004)
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Remembering the Best Headlines by Jay Leno of The Tonight Show.
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@TheWriterNW 3 жыл бұрын
Leno was the best!
@trueflip25 Жыл бұрын
I would watch this w my family right before going to sleep. Good times man.
@sferg9582 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes. The days when late night television was worth watching. Thank you Jay Leno.
@JavierArveloCruzSantana 2 жыл бұрын
Why does everyone keep saying crap like this? Every episode of an older show is "the good old days when ___". I loved this video, but it's nothing to write home about. Get over it. Keep watching today's crap and tomorrow you'll wish for it and so on and so forth.
@sferg9582 2 жыл бұрын
@@JavierArveloCruzSantana Not a chance. Like you said, keep watching today's CRAP. I remember when late night television was entertaining. Now, it's nothing but a political moaning and groaning session.
@thomaschristopher8593 2 жыл бұрын
@@JavierArveloCruzSantana why would i waste my time watching today's crap? i haven't watched any of these late night shows since leno left. i gave fallon a chance for about a week. but then turned that crap off and haven't bother with it anymore.
@barryle9605 Жыл бұрын
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@herchelleonwood7463 Жыл бұрын
@@sferg9582 yes its sad when todays late nite hosts such as Colbert and Seth Meijers do a million times better at reporting how corrupt the GQP has become than MSM does ! Obviously your dull normal brain doesn't have room for the truth or reality !
@josemoreno3334 3 жыл бұрын
After Jay left, The Tonight Show went down hill. Sad.
@jamiewiesner135 Жыл бұрын
Yes it did.
@magnetsoldiercephas331 Жыл бұрын
At least he gave us memes 😂
@therealxunil2 11 ай бұрын
You misspelled “Johnny”
@cindyclay4429 11 ай бұрын
Jimmy Fallon sucks
@grisslebear 10 ай бұрын
As far as I'm concerned it ended.
@warloew8610 2 жыл бұрын
I had one I always wanted to send in. It was in Shotgun News and it was a review for a .357 Magnum. One of the pictures showed the gun shooting at a large paper target and the caption was, “This .357 is powerful enough to put a big hole in paper”
@simalin11 3 жыл бұрын
I miss the days of good late night talk shows.
@needaladyfriend1 10 ай бұрын
Watching Headlines on Monday nights was my favorite part of the week. So funny.
@Laura-tp8wz 3 жыл бұрын
Miss these days!
@dianelengyel568 2 жыл бұрын
Jay was the Best! Clean jokes and funny.
@magnetsoldiercephas331 Жыл бұрын
Loved how he implied the dirty but let the audience figure it out. Classy
@avi2125 2 жыл бұрын
This is aerobics for the entire body...tummy at least. So funny... I watch...rewatch...rewatch...this is therapy! 😀
@monicacoyle3760 Жыл бұрын
Was in a cranky mood today until I found Kay's one liners.glad there's still some comedy to be found. Miss u jay
@nrich5127 2 жыл бұрын
From a time when late Night TV was actually funny ... a long long time ago ..
@hijodelaisla275 2 жыл бұрын
"actually"
@donaldsauer9850 Жыл бұрын
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@janishart5128 2 жыл бұрын
I still get a laugh out of the "Peeches" ad, the way Jay says it - and it takes a lot to get me to LOL!!!!
@johnalang Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is "Peaches" was spelled correctly with the "Necktarines" ad.
@janishart5128 Жыл бұрын
@@johnalang: Yeah - how'd they do that?! Must be a different variety! I wonder which ones cost more! Hahaha!!!
@CdA_Native Жыл бұрын
I remember looking through an old TV Guide once, and found a TV show promoting "Sounds you can make with your own body!"
@jozeflenders 2 жыл бұрын
I remember now why I tuned into Leno. This was hilarious, thanks for posting. No politics, just funny!
@lonestar2078 2 жыл бұрын
to be fair, mocking government's wasteful spending at least hints at politics
@nathankrush3289 2 жыл бұрын
I watched Carson, watched Letterman, and I like Conan. But none of them made me laugh like Jay Leno.
@boataxe4605 2 жыл бұрын
There were plenty of Bill Clinton sex jokes.
@Michelles222 9 ай бұрын
@@boataxe4605Plenty! And Bush, and Gore too, actually. Lol
@boataxe4605 9 ай бұрын
@@Michelles222 Yep! The best comedians are equal opportunity offenders.
@thiawilliams6984 10 ай бұрын
Great collection....I do remember them from years ago....don't want to think how long ago....BUT.. BUT I WAS AGAIN LAUGHING TIL MY SIDES HURT....THANKS....this is 2023 August..utube is just showing this to me now....
@u.s.militia7682 2 жыл бұрын
I used to have a pair of those Reef sandals with the bottle opener on them. They were great. 👍👍
@raybyrnes3516 3 жыл бұрын
Leno was the greatest
@AndrewVelonis 2 жыл бұрын
Carson.
@revinevan87 3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at the PEECHES.
@afriend9428 2 жыл бұрын
*I want some too!*
@bradeyliverio9286 2 жыл бұрын
HEY MEESTER, YOU LIKE SOME PEECHES?! 😂
@pi_beta7306 2 жыл бұрын
@@bradeyliverio9286 🤣
@joemurphy2470 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite will always be the wedding announcements.
@leecowell8165 2 ай бұрын
Never cared for those... Mine was stupid people (when he pointed to his temple) and stupid criminals.
@Laceykat66 4 жыл бұрын
I so miss Leno. Thank you.
@RichieMajaw 4 жыл бұрын
Me too... and you're welcome.
@ThatsnewsTV 2 жыл бұрын
He and Kev were a great double act. I really had tears of laughter during some of them.
@avi2125 2 жыл бұрын
Kev's gentle laughter...miss all that...
@droiduranus Жыл бұрын
I agree! You're a simpleton Dave is way funnier, Jay's reading funny schit
@roberthoward5015 4 жыл бұрын
Jay for president
@montiliusbeatty9831 3 жыл бұрын
No! He thinks his religion is the only valid one. He would be just like a republican whom does that. Check out his bible literacy video. Like it's the only religion.
@punothebear 3 жыл бұрын
@@montiliusbeatty9831 Why would anyone want to have a religion that they didn't believe was the only one?
@lizasilomar8545 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@therealupergirl477 2 жыл бұрын
He needs his own show again
@nathankrush3289 2 жыл бұрын
I watched Carson and Letterman. I like Conan. But none of them was as funny as Jay Leno.
@nathankrush3289 2 жыл бұрын
Should have said " were ".
@nathankrush3289 2 жыл бұрын
Should have said " were ".
@boataxe4605 2 жыл бұрын
He’s got one, Jay Leno’s garage.
@StephenGillie Жыл бұрын
@@boataxe4605 He could have stars visit his garage. Usually it's boring KZfaqrs trying out his cool cars.
@conniepenner4795 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching cause it is before 2016, and he is clean funny. not racist or misogynistic. Good guy. They don't make them like they used to. He was the best
@geminiecricket4798 9 ай бұрын
Baby boomer
@cordelianoelle3644 2 жыл бұрын
I, like everyone, needs to laugh a lot in one day for health. I sometimes watch funny animals and sometimes I watch Jay Leno Headlines. Thanks for the post, my heart health needed it.
@powerrangermaster96 4 жыл бұрын
the chinese text actually translates to THIS DATE
@georgesenda1952 3 жыл бұрын
Best headlines ever !
@petroglyph888mcgregor2 3 жыл бұрын
At 18:18, the phrase "Carne Molida" is Spanish for "Ground Beef", but the word "Molida" by itself can also be translated as "worn out".
@God.Almighty 3 жыл бұрын
kevin's background laughs make these even funnier.
@robadams5799 2 жыл бұрын
He's the Ed McMahon of the 21st century.
@MiguelJuanez 2 жыл бұрын
That's exactly as I remember it :)
@jefolson6989 3 жыл бұрын
Miss Jay. Genial, clean, and my kind of funny. Someone do a compilation of wedding announcements!
@haroldwilkes6608 2 жыл бұрын
When you wrote "Miss Jay" I wondered if he'd done something I hadn't heard about, then I finished the comment. Yes, I miss him and Johnny too.
@skynosaka 2 жыл бұрын
We need Jay today. Too bad the woke mob would probably crucify him. You cant have fun anymore these days. Its sad.
@michirican 11 ай бұрын
The wonderful crystal clear VHS recording.
@justayoutuber1906 10 ай бұрын
VHS is the next vinyl
@Michelles222 9 ай бұрын
Loved it!
@nthgth 8 ай бұрын
This is not a good example of what VHS is capable of lol
@leecowell8165 2 ай бұрын
Just deal with it better than nothing
@samjordan8800 3 жыл бұрын
It's the DMV! Imagine how slow the police had to have been for the driver to make it all the way through the line before they arrived!
@skyebird3933 Жыл бұрын
This is so funny; everytime I watch it. Thanks for posting.
@darlahaines6928 9 ай бұрын
I got on a laughing jag with this Headlines collection!! 😂😅😂
@phoebebrooks6455 Жыл бұрын
So funny, I'm going to look at newspaper headlines more closely from now on.
@karengummer6657 3 жыл бұрын
I miss these. My favorite is still the Back to School Special for Breast Implants.
@vangazmicvoyage5077 2 жыл бұрын
My daughter and I got a big laugh over the Amigone Funeral Home. Not long after that I actually saw that funeral home while traveling to Buffalo NY and had to call her.
@MaggieMotta-lj4bc 9 ай бұрын
Too funny!
@jeffmansfield914 10 ай бұрын
25:08 I love how Jay is talking about GE appliances but he’s such a car guy he says “GM” instead.
@Richb144 2 жыл бұрын
Steve Allen, Carson, Leno, and then nothing. Sad.
@samjordan8800 3 жыл бұрын
"But your honor, my MoFo is--" Judge says "I said no cursing! You're in contempt! Bailiff..." And just as the lawyers from MoFo enter the courtroom their client is being dragged off to jail for an overnight stay...LOL!
@Clutching.My.Pearls 3 жыл бұрын
I had to stop the video and catch my breath from laughing. Hysterical!!!
@josemoreno3334 3 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@HereForTheComments 2 жыл бұрын
I love Conan, I do, but this was truly a special time. Not just for late night TV, but for culture as a whole.
@richardmyers1506 Жыл бұрын
What about today? Is it special?
@HereForTheComments Жыл бұрын
@@richardmyers1506 Nah, today is ordinary.
@StephenGillie Жыл бұрын
@@richardmyers1506 Yeah, culture today is special...education. It's like we're having to go through remedial classes over Everything I Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten. Meanwhile Jay's here on video from the past, teaching master classes on how to be kind while being very funny.
@sanansa4567 2 жыл бұрын
i miss his opening monologue and these bits. After a long day, a few laughs helped put my mind at ease. Now all the Tonight Shows are just depressing, I don't even know why people would want to watch
@richardjezewski Жыл бұрын
I cried myself to tears with laughter on this
@2101case Жыл бұрын
Love these.
@Collidedatoms Жыл бұрын
"The next question is what's a billionaire" I spit out my ginger ale and died.
@mamacatselliot 8 ай бұрын
I love Kevin’s laugh. It’s infectious.
@cynthiacronin2794 3 жыл бұрын
This is laugh out loud stuff! 🤣🤣😂😂
@marilynlincoln7173 4 ай бұрын
The best part is when he cracks himself up! No one better.
@jonathanbair523 10 ай бұрын
Headlines and the segment of interviewing folks on the street.... Man I miss Jay.....
@MaggieMotta-lj4bc 9 ай бұрын
Jay needs a weekly show with Kevin Headlines and Jay Walking...one hour!
@leecowell8165 2 ай бұрын
He picked the dumbest responses on those street interviews. and of course all those people had to sign off on them and probably got paid a few $$ for usage. Leno was absolutely a class act all the way.
@marthavillanueva5505 3 жыл бұрын
We now have ‘sexing’ machines. Their called cell phones.
@JDB2552 2 жыл бұрын
The tank advertised as ideal for livestock is a serious, accurate description. Large herds of cattle may need large drinking water sources, and the plastic tanks may be easier to keep clean and sanitary than other materials.
@Ifyernotawakeyet 2 жыл бұрын
Only the accompanying picture is of a family in a swimming pool!
@danielbarnett1614 Ай бұрын
I miss Jay Leno so much!!!!!
@jameysummers1577 2 жыл бұрын
"Please find me not guilty of the crimes that I committed" I almost feel bad for the guy for saying something so dumb.
@treebuck 2 жыл бұрын
The headlines from the Paris Hilton DUI segment may be the best group EVER!
@jimpatterson3286 3 жыл бұрын
Damn I needed these laughs 🤣😂. Every laugh would offend somebody somewhere today 🍻👍.
@bretthess6376 2 жыл бұрын
Screw 'em.
@AndrewVelonis 2 жыл бұрын
No, just you.
@bretthess6376 2 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewVelonis And your point is? What I'm saying is those who are offended by everything can never be happy.
@suewills7099 4 жыл бұрын
Ah you gotta love him Jay you’re the best
@szqsk8 Жыл бұрын
lol the man who thought his wife had fallen out of bed because the whole house shook 😅
@darlahaines6928 9 ай бұрын
This situation reminds me of an AC/DC song 😳
@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын
WOOOO-OOO! ADDRESSED TO "KEVIN BONGBANKS"..
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they found any civil war planes yet? 😄😄😄😄
@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын
"DIALING '911' TO GET EASIER"..HOW? DIAL 1? HAHAHAHAAHAA!
@furydeath 2 жыл бұрын
someone needs to do Headlines again IM sure there still a few out in the world
@admanharv8575 2 жыл бұрын
never happen with this peanut brittle generation
@TugaAvenger 2 жыл бұрын
Half those local newspapers have gone out of business
@rickjohnson6347 3 жыл бұрын
If you tried this today they'd be linning up with lawsuits. Only real mature people have a sense of humor like this.
@sludge4125 3 жыл бұрын
Do you even think before posting?
@GenericPast 2 жыл бұрын
@@sludge4125 Gonna file a lawsuit and find out?
@sludge4125 2 жыл бұрын
@@GenericPast No, I’m just going to pout. 🤪
@rigelmoon9030 3 жыл бұрын
These are criminally insane. After about five minutes my gut hurt from laughing. But, I continued on anyway.
@binaway 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Ineeda Bath still lives at 772 Fremont Rd.
@anteeker 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing- read it right thru the marker!
@boataxe4605 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, with her roommate Mike Hunt.
@spazbobstinkpants 11 ай бұрын
@@boataxe4605 That was hilarious in Porky's. Someone needs to make an AI Simpsons clip of Bart calling Moe asking for names like that. Moe "Does anybody know Mike Oxmaul? Com'on people, Mike Oxmaul."
@nthgth 8 ай бұрын
@@spazbobstinkpantsLMAO
@esmereldahipswitch 2 жыл бұрын
Omgosh. Thank you! Hilarious!
@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын
JAY GETS AS MUCH PLEASURE FROM THE JOKES AS THE AUDIENCE, LOL..
@mp412cutube 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot how funny these were!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ilyakats54 2 жыл бұрын
Leno is so much funnier that Letterman, it's not even close.
@janewilson2421 3 жыл бұрын
Innocent times..
@MightyTimYoung 7 ай бұрын
Jay made it hysterical!!
@robertf6344 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Man, some funny stuff in these headlines.
@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын
"WORLD FAMOUS 'FLAMING ANUS"..HAHAHAAAAA!!
@alexanderthemeek Жыл бұрын
6:25 If there were no planes during civil war, how did the continental army occupy the airports?
@JavierArveloCruzSantana 2 жыл бұрын
Fabulous compilation.
@lezorford7155 3 жыл бұрын
This is hysterical...laughing with tears...as I recall doing originally, & I've only seen part 1! Sound quality is annoying, but tolerable, & visual quality leaves something to be desired, but worth putting up with (perhaps the other parts will be better).
@JasonSmith-vj1de Жыл бұрын
18:56 The founder of Lear Jets actually named his daughter Crystal Shanda Lear.
@carlakinsella3833 2 жыл бұрын
Omg horse trailer I LOVE IT!!! 😊
@alvincash3230 Ай бұрын
I laughed until I had tears running down my face!
@carlisacar9328 2 жыл бұрын
The one with the University "Labraries" also said under the highlighting... "Hours will "Very" instead of "Vary". I think the publication needs new staff too.
@steveonmareisland5268 3 жыл бұрын
If the guy who ran into the DMV building could renew his driver's license before the police arrived, what does that say about police response times???
@marthavillanueva5505 3 жыл бұрын
Jay is better looking than Camilla.
@jbalogh01 3 жыл бұрын
This is gold. I was sad when it ended. Sucks we can't have fun anymore due to criebabies thats offended by everything.
@bretthess6376 2 жыл бұрын
Sure we can have fun. Who cares what a bunch of losers think?
@jbalogh01 2 жыл бұрын
@@bretthess6376 well yeah. But I used to attend the comedy club down the street from me but it wasn't funny anymore. Everyone had to tell lame jokes or walk on eggshells. I have to seek out old stuff online or go through my tapes.
@lonewolf5238 2 жыл бұрын
@@jbalogh01 check out Lenny Bruce. The shit we're dealing with today ain't all that different. It's just propagated much more efficiently.
@eligebrown8998 10 ай бұрын
Always loved headlines. Kevin Ubanks laugh is contagious. Sux he left the tonight show.
@LuckyBaldwin777 8 ай бұрын
He skipped a good part from the "Chihuahua Pack Attacks Officer." Under that it said, "Angry dogs inflict bite marks to ankle."
@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын
"I WANT MORE "PEE" CHES, LOL!
@emptyhand777 3 жыл бұрын
That stiff joints joke should have gotten more laughs.
@richardhamblen5526 3 жыл бұрын
"GREENLAND METEORITE MAY BE FROM SPACE"..NO SHIT SHERLOCK! HAHAHAAA..
@The.Intruder 3 жыл бұрын
04:01 Catering for lost job? Who would have a party for losing their job? 😳
@ivanleterror9158 3 жыл бұрын
Depends on the job. I'm sure thee are some out there where this would make sense.
@The.Intruder 3 жыл бұрын
@@ivanleterror9158 Maybe...maybe someone like an executioner...🤔
@bretthess6376 2 жыл бұрын
I did..... I was fired from a grocery store for refusing to repackage overage fish. Part of the party was in celebration of the Health Department catching them with a dumpster full of ripped open fish packages. Somebody must have turned them in.
@The.Intruder 2 жыл бұрын
@@bretthess6376 So you were not partying for losing your job but for your ex-employers getting caught by the Health and Safety people.
@bretthess6376 2 жыл бұрын
@@The.Intruder Rather a bit of both. Sadly, I hated that job, because management were a bunch of a-holes. Seeing them get busted, and knowing I had possibly prevented a lot of people from getting seriously sick from their rotten fish, made me happy.
@patsquach4080 11 ай бұрын
How. Many. YEARS AGO DID JAY DO THIS …. AND. THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM… HAS GONE DOWN HILL SO. FAR. THAT MOST AMERICANS CANT SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS…..
@johncarter5703 5 ай бұрын
I miss Jay😢
@jamesslick4790 2 жыл бұрын
The "Boston Butt Holes" would be a good name for a football team....Oh wait....
@user-jt5qf7ho1x 6 ай бұрын
They could play the green bay packers
@lordbarristertimsh8050 Жыл бұрын
18:25 - 18:41 had me laughing and laughing for longer than is probably appropriate.
@MontanaRose406 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when it was weddings, remember the Good Mount wedding?
@jemi7566 3 жыл бұрын
Wang wang.. wang wang lol!!!
@John-tc7yp 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, the good old time
@AndrewVelonis 2 жыл бұрын
FWIW, Lehman's catalogue caters to Amish, Mennonite and Homesteaders. So having an umbrella that has a clear panel you can see through while "driving" would refer to driving horses.
@manicmechanic448 3 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now big bwain time.
@i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b Жыл бұрын
Wow that's hilarious! I'm only at the beginning and its cracking me up with the MoFo lawyer! Do they still do ads like this on The Tonight Show with the soy boy host? I doubt it.