Jeremy clarkson Mocking and Arguing about Cars # 2

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@JaseAnimates 6 жыл бұрын

3:46 That's the happiest looking car I have ever seen.

@kinamiya1 6 жыл бұрын

BritishCommentWriter thats an adorable car

@carldavies9080 6 жыл бұрын

that copen is awe full in every way

@carldavies9080 6 жыл бұрын

what the opel..thing

@JHS270694 5 жыл бұрын

@mortache 5 жыл бұрын

first gen miatas tho xD

@LUNCHMONEY4numbers 6 жыл бұрын

2:03 Now that's what I call raising the RUF!

@kgbhoneytits105 6 жыл бұрын

Robert Rowley hah

@vertwheeler6698 4 жыл бұрын

RWB😁

@LiftFan 6 жыл бұрын

Imagine trying to impress a girl by telling her you've got a dodge charger and she actually walks out and checks to find an old Vauxhall...

@yareyaredawa 6 жыл бұрын

OH MA GAWD FAST FURIOUS KAAAAR ! OH NAAAAAA IT"S A OUUUUUPEL

@TrolledBy 6 жыл бұрын

Most girls I know would be like "yeah it's definitely a charger. It even says it on the back"

@Cottsify 6 жыл бұрын

Mate my girlfriend would probably think it was, same for a lot of girls lol

@visionist7 5 жыл бұрын

lmao girls don't know what a Charger is, except their apple phone charger

@Metal-Possum 5 жыл бұрын

Who cares? at this point the roofie has kicked in which means you've already won.

@ChrisMolyneaux93 5 жыл бұрын

Clarkson: Let’s now have a look at the car. Hammond: *WHEEZE*

@BiRDiEHere 4 жыл бұрын

2:41

@John_Doe.... 4 жыл бұрын

0:46 Police: "Sir, we've found your car.. ..you won't believe what they done to it!" 😂😂😂 👌

@emonookie 4 жыл бұрын

I did it meself

@eazy-e0739 4 жыл бұрын

John Doe keep loving that one😂😂

@tearonic2127 3 жыл бұрын

It was actually my mums car, we lived in Radcliffe in Lancashire in about 2002/3. She's an iron maiden fan and eventually went to put the Eddie from Iron Maiden in the background of the flames on the bonnet. My mum didn't like top gear back then but my dad was a big fan and absolutely embarrassed by my mums car so sent it in hahaha. Made my mum smile when she saw this video, she thinks its famous now haha

@jurekgadzinowski2895 Жыл бұрын

Yes, we have ears

@John_Doe.... Жыл бұрын

@@tearonic2127 that's amazing, wow

@bumblebee__ 6 жыл бұрын

"Heyyy I've got bigger waaaaaaaaaaan!"

@AngryProtoBoi 4 жыл бұрын

(American intensifies)

@sex_therapist 4 жыл бұрын

ive got a bigger school shooting death count

@YouOnlyIiveTwice 4 жыл бұрын

@@sex_therapist yikes

@short7066 4 жыл бұрын

That's what she said. Wait what

@amirulnabil2638 4 жыл бұрын

YouOnlyLiveTwice was erneut z

@hyri3188 6 жыл бұрын

Vauxhall Dodge Charger Limited Edition I would buy it

@teorasduxas754 6 жыл бұрын

Why did this make me chuckle so much?

@Speedstar235 6 жыл бұрын

The idea that some overseas fan of Dukes of Hazzard went out of his way to basically rebadge his car just to make a "replica" of the car from the show. Could've been a hatchback like the first one and he would've still done it that way.

@jonathanpinckney9227 6 жыл бұрын

You know you accomplish that? Put a HEMI in it.

@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 5 жыл бұрын

way to deface a Vauxhall Cavalier.

@Zelousmarineinspace 5 жыл бұрын

Hoo boy, the meme car from Charlottesville

@maxporto8898 3 жыл бұрын

"YA CAN'T JUST WRITE "DODGE CHARGER" IN THE BACK" i died

@salmansengul 5 жыл бұрын

02:42 was genuinely funny! Love the Humour of the owner!

@BladedAngel 5 жыл бұрын

2:55 LMFAO. FAKE BADGING WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTABLE. Never lie about what you have!

@nuttsack8378 4 жыл бұрын

Oh hello there

@acr_master5594 4 жыл бұрын

and not enough anime tiddies on your car will never be acceptable either!

@maogu1999 4 жыл бұрын

Oh hey Bladed, what's up?

@caseyl563 4 жыл бұрын

Reply if you're nice You probably wont

@acr_master5594 4 жыл бұрын

@@caseyl563 nice job with the gun to his forehead

@BiRDiEHere 5 жыл бұрын

I love Hammonds laugh (2:42)

@keeperofeurobeat8421 5 жыл бұрын

Glorious _WhEeZe_

@roys.1889 7 ай бұрын

bro turned into a turbocharger

@Avio033 6 жыл бұрын

"Work harder and buy the SL", words to live by.

@DeathBringer769 6 жыл бұрын

I remember watching this episode when it came out, lol. I miss those old Top Gear days when I'd look forward to each new episode...

@casualgamers3369 10 ай бұрын

In a weird way I kinda miss the old episodes when things were simpler. The Grand Tour is great but this format had a certain simple charm to it having Hammond and Jeremy talking in front of an LCD monitor about stuff they found on the internet.

@Ryo-vw5hu 6 жыл бұрын

Even in 2000's they call it ricer

@DeathBringer769 6 жыл бұрын

Even the 90s I remember hearing the term.

@jumpstyletv5392 6 жыл бұрын

they did use the term but it was only for the really slow badly modded cars. now its anything at all different from what everyone else likes.

@bryanmartinez6600 5 жыл бұрын

@@jumpstyletv5392 new spark plugs +50 bhp

@Streetw1s3r 5 жыл бұрын

The term "RICE" has been around for decades and means "Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement".

@MrWolfSnack 5 жыл бұрын

This was in 2003, 2 years after Fast and Furious.

@ShadowHuayra 6 жыл бұрын

2:03 poor RUF CTR2 GT2 Clubsport. One of my all time dream cars has been molested by an awful spoiler

@cappuccino3444 6 жыл бұрын

Luke Walsh don't worry it will have been taken off when the owner wanted to sell the car

@cappuccino3444 6 жыл бұрын

AliasSLH what? Do you think it's a stock spoiler?

@yuuboi661 6 жыл бұрын

It looks something that kids climb into

@buck1t1er 6 жыл бұрын

As stupid as it looks that spoiler is in a sensible place for functional aero, in clean air that isn't being disturbed by the roofline. But for a road car that might hit the track once or twice in its life.

@hybridAbsol 6 жыл бұрын

RWB teaser

@markoliver8914 3 жыл бұрын

"He's obviously a fan of the General Lee, nothing wrong with it at all." An observation on a car in 2017, a political statement in 2020.

@SPEEDYxArcher 3 жыл бұрын

I know what you're getting at, but its a movie reference, the car was the 'general lee' so Clarkson wasn't commenting on if its ok to be a fan of Robert E Lee

@SPEEDYxArcher 3 жыл бұрын

I know what you're getting at, but its a movie reference, the car was the 'general lee' so Clarkson wasn't commenting on if its ok to be a fan of Robert E Lee

@neologic8858 3 жыл бұрын

2017? U high? The clip is from 2002, 2003.

@markoliver8914 3 жыл бұрын

@@neologic8858 First of all: yes, second: I meant it was uploaded in 2017

@markoliver8914 3 жыл бұрын

@@SPEEDYxArcher Right, but in 2020 if you reference the car, youre apparently a racist in some eyes. Most racing games (some of which have the exact model and year of charger that the Lee actually was) will outright ban you for using a general lee looking car, and ive seen a big push for having the show entirely banned.

@hananurrehman 6 жыл бұрын

God what a serious show it was back then

@bestoftopgear5637 6 жыл бұрын

season 1 was even more serious about cars... season 2 they started to become who they are now...

@Daisjun 6 жыл бұрын

I like how there's some actual motoring journalism and honest, off the cuff opinions going on in the earlier shows instead of the later overly scripted episodes that are so obviously fake they're painful to watch. This is a standard later episode: *intro music* HAMMOND/MAY: 'Jeremy, whatever you do, don't do the thing' CLARKSON: 'Ok, I won't do the thing' CLARKSON: *to the audience* 'I'm totally doing the thing' *does the thing* *everything goes to shit* HAMMOND/MAY: 'JEREMY WTF, WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THE THING.' *gay joke about James May* *outro music* Rinse, repeat, yawn. The Grand Tour is even worse.

@stigsbosniancousin5574 6 жыл бұрын

u profile picture thief lol

@hananurrehman 6 жыл бұрын

mine is much more zoomed in

@cadetrenew 6 жыл бұрын

I agree. But even with how downhill it went, it still worked for me. These guys have such a great chemistry, I think it would be impossible for them to make a bad show.

@razbaybee8336 6 жыл бұрын

Heres a suggestion. The Grand Tour brings back the cool wall (in a way), by putting cars on a TV screen. They could call it 'Car Tinder' where you either swipe left or right if you like or hate the car.

@zoltancsikos5604 6 жыл бұрын

Emenike No...just no.

@swright4171 6 жыл бұрын

Emenike I love it!

@leetorry 6 жыл бұрын

+Zoltan Csikos I guess you had a bad time on tinder

@nunyabusinessmate420 6 жыл бұрын

Emenike that's actually a great idea

@maki49574 5 жыл бұрын

Tinder ftw.

@whovianhistorybuff 3 жыл бұрын

0:55 when I was a teenager both my parents had a citroen BX each and I loved them, so I was obviously very familiar with what they looked like so I was not in any way fooled when a few years ago I saw a BX driving past that someone had tried to make look like an Audi Quattro including an obviously fake four ring logo on the front ( the dead giveaway wasthat a quattro doesn't have 4 doors), I would have taken a picture of it but unfortunately I didn't have a camera phone at that time but I nearly collapsed in the street from laughing so much.

@Emppu_T. 6 жыл бұрын

I like the copen but jeremy really does look funny in it, like being in a pedal car for kids

@drewlovelyhell4892 8 ай бұрын

It reminds me of when I sat in a Plymouth Prowler. I'm less than 6ft, but the top of the windshield was right at eye level. You'd have to slouch down in your seat just to see where you were driving.

@FromThe9thDimension 2 жыл бұрын

Who'd have thought they'd end up sending a Pluriel flying back to France years later 😆

@aSliceOfChoccyMilk 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't understand the scale of the Daihatsu until Jeremy walked next to it

@rogehmarbi 4 жыл бұрын

3:48 that Daihatsu Copen gave me flashbacks of that Coffee Break stage in GT4

@kenny-kent60 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@SultanNizi3000GT 3 жыл бұрын

Coffee Break 1

@HMCarReviews 4 жыл бұрын

I miss this era of Top Gear.

@denisvermeirre1024 6 жыл бұрын

5:41 Clarkson needs a red hat with a bell

@itmcbhpbgf.6374 6 жыл бұрын

2:19 "hey, i've got a bigger ooooooooone" xD

@MrRohanThomas 5 жыл бұрын

Accurate to American mentality

@sex_therapist 4 жыл бұрын

my hospital bill is bigger

@greatsageclok-roo9013 6 жыл бұрын

I lost it at the first half... I couldn't stop laughing! Those botch jobs were horrible!!!

@ProcrastinationMaster 5 жыл бұрын

I prefer this old school top gear. Not too silly, not too serious.

@alfaperson2290 5 жыл бұрын

2:02 Richard: *calls it a Porsche* Me silently: it's a RUF

@SiamHossain7 5 жыл бұрын

It's an abomination that's what it is mate.

@jackdren9974 5 жыл бұрын

@@SiamHossain7 ouch, that's RUF.

@benjaminfranklyn604 4 жыл бұрын

Ruf buys white/unbadge chassis from porsche,just like alpina buys bmw chassis from bmw. So they still the car marker brand just a re badge tune up version.

@dcarbs2979 4 жыл бұрын

Still just a Porsche. Still an embarresment

@sex_therapist 4 жыл бұрын

how do you pronounce RUF

@TheBritishBozo 3 жыл бұрын

2:55 next week I'm going to turn it into a Lamborghini 😂

@crunchy_water_ 4 жыл бұрын

1:45 Oh no the Tardis is now a car

@policevauxhallastra6591 5 жыл бұрын

2:46 I hate being that car.

@sparkz343 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@TheBeatlesShow 4 жыл бұрын

Think of it this way: you're a great automobile. Someone's stupid paint job shouldn't ruin you.

@christopherdean1326 3 жыл бұрын

Where I used to live, I once saw an FSO Polonez with a crooklock on it. I swear the lock was worth more than the car!

@stuartkseels 6 жыл бұрын

I really like how they ALL love the tiny car!

@DarkZonda-yv3es 5 жыл бұрын

"Finished In Lovely Baby Diarreha" - LOL

@caribstu 6 жыл бұрын

James May in Rick Astley's suit.

@boostaddict_ 6 жыл бұрын

I want the wheels off of the Citroen BX. They're BBS RAs.

@wetlettuce4768 6 жыл бұрын

The wheels are the only nice thing they did to that poor Citroen

@matthewl5434 6 жыл бұрын

Or cheap replicas

@TylerJ2000 4 жыл бұрын

Luci fer what? i almost exclusively see BBS on BMWs😂

@hoodwinker7932 6 жыл бұрын

Dodge Charger 😂😂😂

@hybridAbsol 5 жыл бұрын

Audi Copen

@shaneh1872 4 жыл бұрын

Lamborghini corsa c lol

@zxbzxbzxb1 3 жыл бұрын

Presumably there is, or was, a Dodge Charger driving around sporting the name Vauxhall Cavalier... 😕

@John_Doe.... 5 жыл бұрын

3:14 Excellent hire car... ...because then you can give it back 😂😂😂 (wow James)

@farishanafiah8461 9 ай бұрын

4:38 I'm with May on that one. Even if it's an SL, I won't even think of going for V8, even if it's an AMG. 6-cyl version is more than enough for me.

@MichaelD8393 5 жыл бұрын

That Citroën looked like a Transformers reject. And that silver (I think) Skyline had a bigger spoiler than the end of the latest Game of Thrones.

@mangotail6808 4 жыл бұрын

I supect, the car belongs to PewDiePie 0:25 xD

@centralintelligenceagency9003 6 жыл бұрын

0:30 That car takes you to flavourtown.

@TomTheXboxSeriesX 3 жыл бұрын

Ricing at another level

@Ved_Overclocked 3 жыл бұрын

I swear in New York every 10th car you see on the highway is for some reason a riced Toyota Prius or a low riding Subaru.

@PopExtra 4 жыл бұрын

i love this compilations of Jeremy XD

@kurtlagon2023 3 жыл бұрын

"We found your car sir, you wont believe what they done to it"

@artw1320 4 жыл бұрын

The car with the big wing looked like a lawn mower😂

@ihathtelekinesis 4 жыл бұрын

Seeing Jeremy in that Daihatsu reminds me of the time he had that MG Midget in Majorca.

@bjorn-adilsamni9818 5 жыл бұрын

Store: how many dials do you want. Me: yes!

@jackf1557 5 жыл бұрын

He's got a rebel flag and eu plates

@thelucas1146 5 жыл бұрын

Bloody hell I miss the 2000s

@ComradeRagdoll 11 ай бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson is a Hilarious Man! 🤣

@ThePinkOne 4 жыл бұрын

1:51 IS THAT GADDAFI BACK THERE?! LMAOO

@amero3577 4 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, that Porsche with the bing Wing was nicely done up. Sure the spoiler is high but looks nice to me

@saberracer026 4 жыл бұрын

1:32 That looks like Hammond's Suzuki in the police car challenge.

@lanceduck3451 6 жыл бұрын

I always thought that James may was the posh one but looking back it was Jeremy and Richard who were haha

@akihiko4036 6 жыл бұрын

1:34 an R34 GT-R, apparently

@jeremyfong5684 4 жыл бұрын

No it isn't, looks like a Peugeot or a Citroen

@shaneh1872 4 жыл бұрын

It's not an r34

@Lewdcina 5 жыл бұрын

this was like subreddit reaction videos before subreddit reaction videos existed

@janetmerner3731 3 жыл бұрын

5:19 You look like Noddy, Both a kids show and a Dara O Briain reference.

@ihathtelekinesis 3 жыл бұрын

That Daihatsu at the end reminds me of the MG Midget from the Majorca rally.

@1jackpenner 4 жыл бұрын

What’s amazing is that the bx has suspension that go’s up and down! Not anymore, son 👌🏼

@mitchellclark1 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for not putting ads!

@paulcrawford5437 5 жыл бұрын

I used to see an old Jag regularly it was painted bright green with house gloss paint.

@thediabetico6130 6 жыл бұрын

Rice Rice Baby!!

@AngryProtoBoi Жыл бұрын

4:32 “What about the.. MMMMMMURRRcedeeez, would you buy one of those?” -Jeremy Clarkson

@TrolledBy 6 жыл бұрын

How is Jeremy going to see out of that Copen? The top of the windshield is directly on his eye level.

@joshkirkham4281 5 жыл бұрын

“No it isn’t, no no this is tiny” Oh dear

@kmickCSX 4 жыл бұрын

"hEY, i'VE goT a BIGGER ONE"

@Zr-gn6de 5 жыл бұрын

Legend

@Ungovernable_Schizo 3 жыл бұрын

The big ridiculous wings on the RWB porsches just fit well more than they should in my opinion.

@breo9807 5 жыл бұрын

2:43 when the dukes of hazzard goes to new england

@gehtdianschasau8372 6 жыл бұрын

I love how he mocked the rx-8 ;)

@carldavies9080 6 жыл бұрын

james liking that opel.. explains why he has a panda

@richardgregory8964 5 жыл бұрын

This is when top gear was at its absalute best!!!

@twotailedavenger 6 жыл бұрын

"It's not so much a car as a shoe" Clearly Jezza has never driven a BMW Z3 Coupe.

@TailsFan369no2 2 жыл бұрын

Perfect bases for a Ronald McDonald shoemobile

@shandrich3906 4 жыл бұрын

That citroen would fit right in on the death star

@shaneh1872 4 жыл бұрын

2:18 *BIG MEATY WANG* someone get the pants in here

@harryviking6347 Жыл бұрын

LOL! I miss these guys!

@abramo7700 4 жыл бұрын

2:39 Well apparently the General Lee is a bit of a topic

@alfonsoalonzo 5 жыл бұрын

Lol that yellow porsche with the ridiculous spoiler and rims would be really popular today...man how the times have changed

@RomnysGonzalez 5 жыл бұрын

The greatest host in the history of Television

@steveforest8385 6 жыл бұрын

Clearly a sideswipe at 'Pimp My Ride'. And quite rightly so too.

@zdfsbnsdfn 4 жыл бұрын

I once saw an evo with a tiny 3 inch long 1 inch high spoiler.. I wish I had a picture!

@jazzman1626 4 жыл бұрын

Oh I really miss this show on telly.

@projectworx785 3 жыл бұрын

1:30 when I customise my car on forza

@Ved_Overclocked 3 жыл бұрын

Starts scratching up the underside every time you go over speed bump* 🤣

@livingdadream4616 5 жыл бұрын

The Porsche with the wing on is a trend now with a rocket bunny kit......

@caledonianrailway1233 10 ай бұрын

I love those custom body kits

@ethanscott3989 Жыл бұрын

The first _”spoiler”_ is a *shelf*

@ringoferrer2343 5 жыл бұрын

"I've gotta bigger one"

@Devolante 4 жыл бұрын

Dave from DDE’s old R8 had a chassis mounted rear wing and it was massive

@mackcummy4976 5 жыл бұрын

Glad here in Canada I have a cool turbo RSX-S

@turboking9238 4 жыл бұрын

My car should be on here. I've got a fake hood scoop on my 06 Toyota Corolla😂

@Grulaz 3 жыл бұрын

0:51 for a moment there I thought that was Matt leblanc

@autnoch3016 6 жыл бұрын

Vauxhall=Chevy Copen=Shoe Laughing Stock=Ricer We know a couple of these are right!

@akamiguelsanchez9985 9 ай бұрын

That woman in the Ferrari top 😍😍

@carlwesternut2434 5 жыл бұрын

The Peugeot 205 looks the most normal of the whole lot.

@peterpinetree5284 3 жыл бұрын

The funny thing about that Citroen BX is, that that is not the worst mod I've seen on one. I once saw someone build a block of flats on top of one and go camping in it. What a cock end.