Jim Breuer - Prank Calling Sears - This Is Not Happening

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

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10 ай бұрын

Jim Breuer tells the story of a time he prank called the Sears he worked at, and his coworkers took him a little too seriously.
Original airdate: March 2, 2016
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@thetruth1862
@thetruth1862 9 ай бұрын
I worked in the Lowe's paint department for 8 years and I can confirm the phones gave me and many others infinite pleasure lol
@denniscashell2407
@denniscashell2407 9 ай бұрын
J, if that's true, U R the King of prank callers.
@bonjovi9285
@bonjovi9285 9 ай бұрын
All the haters in the comments are probably still fans of late night and think it's hilarious. They be like, I hate Jim Breuer he's so not funny yet I still clicked on his video for some reason...
@lisac4375
@lisac4375 6 ай бұрын
I found my favorite new comedian!
@jaredleland6667
@jaredleland6667 3 ай бұрын
NEW?!
@cenbajrams2309
@cenbajrams2309 9 ай бұрын
Long live paint!
@senussifadel5483
@senussifadel5483 9 ай бұрын
He hit Bulls eye ...he didnt miss buddy😅 cheerz from benghazi
@patdwyer5204
@patdwyer5204 9 ай бұрын
" Long Live Pant!"....
@genkiryu5263
@genkiryu5263 9 ай бұрын
"Long, live, paint!!!" 😂😂
@kennysteen2761
@kennysteen2761 9 ай бұрын
they did it. the decentralized comedy
@Wonderwhoopin
@Wonderwhoopin 9 ай бұрын
Make it make sense 😂
@LyonThroy-RSA
@LyonThroy-RSA 9 ай бұрын
Making Gaddafi sound like Mugabe 😂
@Gilbertg55
@Gilbertg55 9 ай бұрын
This is not the full video! its butchered...Go and watch the full edition before casting judgment
@happynancybear8709
@happynancybear8709 9 ай бұрын
That's hilarious 😂
@kelleys81
@kelleys81 9 ай бұрын
Rofl, some of y’all need to settle down. It’s just comedy FFS. Some of y’all act like this dude rolled up on your house and kicked your dog.
@brendanzerbe8052
@brendanzerbe8052 9 ай бұрын
Well said, sir. I agree, the haters need to chill 😂
@Highland_Moo
@Highland_Moo 2 ай бұрын
Superb 😂
@Godliftsthelow
@Godliftsthelow 9 ай бұрын
Seriously FUNNY
@michelleadams1212
@michelleadams1212 5 ай бұрын
Hilarious!!!
@blastatruestory
@blastatruestory 9 ай бұрын
Jim is BIG
@Qwivai
@Qwivai 9 ай бұрын
Ahh this is your machine story lmao
@LpJunior537
@LpJunior537 9 ай бұрын
At least he keeps his shirt on.
@dylandejoseph3940
@dylandejoseph3940 16 күн бұрын
Long Live Paint! ✊️
@mysteryme667
@mysteryme667 9 ай бұрын
this is not a full video
@gabrielbanos9537
@gabrielbanos9537 9 ай бұрын
If you can make him laugh you can get away with. A lot
@genkiryu5263
@genkiryu5263 9 ай бұрын
Fluffy is that you 😂😂😂😂
@007NowOnline
@007NowOnline 9 ай бұрын
Guy looks like Ben Browder from Farscape and Stargate. 😂
@camouflagejumpsuit
@camouflagejumpsuit 4 ай бұрын
😂
@dexterwilliams2520
@dexterwilliams2520 4 ай бұрын
This guy's funny, he should be a comedian.
@dashingdrake7457
@dashingdrake7457 9 ай бұрын
"Comedy Central Standup reuploads..."
@jscotthatcher380
@jscotthatcher380 9 ай бұрын
no.
@timbocf76
@timbocf76 9 ай бұрын
Jim Breuer is that guy at the end of the bar that has been there all day pounding jack & cokes cuz he lost his job and his wife left him but the bartender can't make him leave
@OrgBobaFret
@OrgBobaFret 9 ай бұрын
Yes love you nailed it
@donaldmurphy9305
@donaldmurphy9305 9 ай бұрын
Yeah, nah. Jim doesn’t drink or smoke, he just looks like he does.
@user-vi3jd7mm1k
@user-vi3jd7mm1k 5 ай бұрын
Funnier and less of a liar than you, though
@timbocf76
@timbocf76 5 ай бұрын
@@user-vi3jd7mm1k haha OK
@sarahwhatwhystop
@sarahwhatwhystop 9 ай бұрын
So great that you created mass panic for that.
@genkiryu5263
@genkiryu5263 9 ай бұрын
The idiot who took it seriously is who technically caused that 😂😂😂
@illsetnova9030
@illsetnova9030 9 ай бұрын
You have to understand snowflake, terrorism is funny, and Muslim is funny (hence him doing that VERY funny Muslim accent) so to pretend like your going to hurt large amounts of ppl is very funny. Learn comedy butthead. 1+1=2 (That was all bait, Jim Breuer is mid gangg)
@indigiomontoya8005
@indigiomontoya8005 9 ай бұрын
butchered edit of a great story
@Auntie_OK
@Auntie_OK 9 ай бұрын
Soooo you sound like Arnold 😅
@XxKoRupTioN
@XxKoRupTioN 9 ай бұрын
This is great lol, Comedy Central posting actual good comedy and the pansy’s in the comments crying just makes it better lol
@moreece1713
@moreece1713 9 ай бұрын
Of course a comedy about US bombing another country without justifiable means is funny to you
@XxKoRupTioN
@XxKoRupTioN 9 ай бұрын
@@moreece1713 hi pansy
@XxKoRupTioN
@XxKoRupTioN 9 ай бұрын
@@moreece1713 lmk why so many people are laughing lol
@XxKoRupTioN
@XxKoRupTioN 9 ай бұрын
@@moreece1713 is everyone who laughs in this video a horrible person? Doubtful
@LokiDWolf
@LokiDWolf 9 ай бұрын
The TROLL ACCOUNTS are so lack list nowadays. They can't even get new pov's that this is where they're at now. Lol
@Liz-cmc313
@Liz-cmc313 9 ай бұрын
One of the best stories ever😂😂
@crlrckmn5659
@crlrckmn5659 9 ай бұрын
Yes I watched it year ago and the comments were very supporting and thought it was funny , oh how times have changed 😂😅
@LokiDWolf
@LokiDWolf 9 ай бұрын
It was HILARIOUS!!! And keep in mind, a lot of the responses that are trying to make this all serious are most likely troll accounts.
@user-so5pt4tr8s
@user-so5pt4tr8s 2 ай бұрын
i thot they posted comedy
@dianeanderson9076
@dianeanderson9076 9 ай бұрын
awesome❤
@cheese6225
@cheese6225 9 ай бұрын
they just "central" now
@BoiledHuevo
@BoiledHuevo 9 ай бұрын
Stop giving this dude a platform
@drewd2939
@drewd2939 9 ай бұрын
🗑️
@Rewt
@Rewt 9 ай бұрын
please don't
@W3r3gam3r
@W3r3gam3r 9 ай бұрын
Funny how an evacuated mall due to a bomb threat doesn't seem to appear in any newspaper from that era. And I thought people were supposed to be telling TRUE STORIES on this show. It's the whole point.
@pikaspoderman6206
@pikaspoderman6206 9 ай бұрын
Every comedian says “it’s a true story” rarely is it true.
@identifying.as.asovereignhuman
@identifying.as.asovereignhuman 9 ай бұрын
I believe every comic story I hear... yeah.
@roblianoofficial
@roblianoofficial 9 ай бұрын
This is 100% a true story, I worked in Sears at the time, (Green Acres Mall in Valley Stream) and we grew up together. I also played drums in his band for heavy metal comedy.
@leavingitblank9363
@leavingitblank9363 6 ай бұрын
The point is COMEDY, not true stories. Good grief.
@mattp4079
@mattp4079 4 ай бұрын
This is as true a story as Bert Kreischers Russian train story.
@sweetpea775
@sweetpea775 9 ай бұрын
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
@souldierkid
@souldierkid 9 ай бұрын
I bet money he could tell this EXACT story as a Middle Eastern person and receive no backlash
@brendanzerbe8052
@brendanzerbe8052 9 ай бұрын
I think terrorists, Libyan or otherwise, have most definitely forfeited their right to feel negatively sensitive in response to a comedic impression of them. In other words, I agree haha
@King_JappyJoe
@King_JappyJoe 9 ай бұрын
Legend
@J3NN4F1R3
@J3NN4F1R3 9 ай бұрын
This guy has been under the delusion that he's hilarious for decades 😂
@carnyzack
@carnyzack 9 ай бұрын
He makes Joe Rogan seem funny in comparison.
@souldierkid
@souldierkid 9 ай бұрын
I dont normally comment under posts like this but your opinion is factually and absolutely wrong Jenna❤. JIM BRUER IS HILARIOUS. In my opinion of course... you can dissagree, yet still you are factually wrong
@taisananikone4418
@taisananikone4418 9 ай бұрын
At the end of the day, you know who he is, yet you don’t exist in his world.
@J3NN4F1R3
@J3NN4F1R3 9 ай бұрын
@taisananikone4418 I'm not trying to take my mediocrity to a stage am I? The fact that I don't exist in his world is a blessing kid
@J3NN4F1R3
@J3NN4F1R3 9 ай бұрын
@@souldierkid an opinion cannot technically be factually anything 🤣
@vanndiggity
@vanndiggity 9 ай бұрын
Jim is the man
@oghash4912
@oghash4912 9 ай бұрын
Long live Jim! 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 He knew it then like he knows it now, its all a bunch of BS! Thank u Buddy for ur lifetime of servitude
@deavonturenvanjetse
@deavonturenvanjetse 9 ай бұрын
Making fun of somebody on their first day of the job and being pretty racist at the same time. How long ago was this?
@carnyzack
@carnyzack 9 ай бұрын
Jim Breuer's racism is timeless.
@vogz5594
@vogz5594 9 ай бұрын
It was his second day on the job and there was nothing racist. Stop being a victim/loser. It’s called comedy
@brendanzerbe8052
@brendanzerbe8052 9 ай бұрын
He said Libyan terrorist, so this happened in the 1980s. He was just a dumbass kid when this happened, so just chill... It’s just a funny story on Comedy Central ✌️😉
@Jimbowlcoach
@Jimbowlcoach 7 ай бұрын
@@brendanzerbe8052🎉
@alexhusko
@alexhusko 7 ай бұрын
Hey look it’s “gone off the deep end” Jim! Or Rogans B-boy. I used to appreciate this guy. Used to.
@patrick5990
@patrick5990 9 ай бұрын
I thought y’all posted comedy here
@johnotoole5786
@johnotoole5786 9 ай бұрын
Yea it's pretty good but u have to have a sense of humor
@kathyheavner3585
@kathyheavner3585 8 ай бұрын
If you don't think that's funny, there might be something wrong with you 😢
@corbard8766
@corbard8766 6 ай бұрын
Not for leftist
@ezekiel1832
@ezekiel1832 22 күн бұрын
They do
@antoniodominguezjr4734
@antoniodominguezjr4734 9 ай бұрын
Wait, are there any adults that thought this was funny 🤔?
@brendanzerbe8052
@brendanzerbe8052 9 ай бұрын
It is funny haha
@souldierkid
@souldierkid 9 ай бұрын
Pretty funny stuff lol
@happynancybear8709
@happynancybear8709 9 ай бұрын
I did at 61. Am I adult? Yup
@Metonymy1979
@Metonymy1979 9 ай бұрын
Booooooo🍅🍅
@EthanStandel
@EthanStandel 9 ай бұрын
Jim Breuer is one of the cringiest comedians of this generation. What a great combination of racism plus being surprised at the outcome of your actions.
@identifying.as.asovereignhuman
@identifying.as.asovereignhuman 9 ай бұрын
If you think this guy is racist, you're living in a bubble wrap pretend world.
@srs-swooz
@srs-swooz 9 ай бұрын
lighten up, Francis
@happynancybear8709
@happynancybear8709 9 ай бұрын
Oh please
@christinedavis3310
@christinedavis3310 8 ай бұрын
Be calm and laugh!
@christinedavis3310
@christinedavis3310 8 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@mikerhoa
@mikerhoa 9 ай бұрын
Jeez what happened. He used to be funny, or at least amusing. The years have not been kind to this guy. This is hard to watch.
@OGShively
@OGShively 9 ай бұрын
His brain broke while he was unemployed in 2020; Many such cases, sadly.
@carnyzack
@carnyzack 9 ай бұрын
But was he EVER funny? I mean....his best bit is him dressed as a donkey.
@timbocf76
@timbocf76 9 ай бұрын
​@@carnyzackwasn't it a goat?
@chrisalvarez3393
@chrisalvarez3393 8 ай бұрын
​@@carnyzacka goat, goat boy!
@kennethspath
@kennethspath 9 ай бұрын
No Thanks. He is the least funnniest comedian out there.
@adamthe1stborn234
@adamthe1stborn234 9 ай бұрын
You're so wrong it's not even funny
@drewd2939
@drewd2939 9 ай бұрын
@@adamthe1stborn234 its because he is the one who pointed out what nazis they are. You dont even have to fight with them, theyre digging their own graves.
@kennethspath
@kennethspath 9 ай бұрын
@@adamthe1stborn234 agreed it's stand up is not even a little funny.
@brendanzerbe8052
@brendanzerbe8052 9 ай бұрын
@@adamthe1stborn234 I don’t think the haters would know funny even if it bit them on the ass cheek
@suzyfakeface5600
@suzyfakeface5600 7 ай бұрын
Thanks for stopping by and contributing absolutely nothing
@TuxedoMask77
@TuxedoMask77 9 ай бұрын
Big snooze
@JonJinn
@JonJinn 9 ай бұрын
He is not funny at all. He would ruin a party so he is the only one having fun. And everyone else is miserable.
@ss51-857
@ss51-857 9 ай бұрын
This must be before he became lazy and act like a chicken for a gop event For a paycheck. Sad
@nene0000.g
@nene0000.g 9 ай бұрын
?!?!?!! Wack AF #EraseHimFromComedy
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