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Trump Puts His Greasy Fingers All Over the RNC & a Stingray Pregnant with a Baby Shark?!

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

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@justagirlsd3000
@justagirlsd3000 6 ай бұрын
“The last time they mated a stingray with a shark, we got KellyAnne Conway”😂
@judyweeks1480
@judyweeks1480 6 ай бұрын
LOL
@glenwilson4168
@glenwilson4168 6 ай бұрын
What is M T G crossed with I wonder, I can see the horse gene.
@judyweeks1480
@judyweeks1480 6 ай бұрын
@@glenwilson4168 LOL
@gerade-aus
@gerade-aus 6 ай бұрын
​@@glenwilson4168OK, you hooked me. I don't see equine features, but perhaps some plioocene epoch characteristics. Very cavewoman-like.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 6 ай бұрын
​@@glenwilson4168the crypt keeper
@freya8133
@freya8133 6 ай бұрын
Hey Lara, I got something for ya: "Don't come around here no more!" "Give it up! STOP!"
@jeannineharrelson1201
@jeannineharrelson1201 6 ай бұрын
Sigh...that's my all-time favorite best Tom Petty song💓😅
@Aurelia-dp3td
@Aurelia-dp3td 6 ай бұрын
My favorite is free falling
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 5 ай бұрын
Some amazingly comfortable Petty vibes going on here. If ya don't mind, I'm just gonna soak in the ambiance for a bit. 😊
@tubruton
@tubruton 6 ай бұрын
It's surprising Trump picked Lara to chair the GOP when Mike Lindell is ready to go.
@lauverr3808
@lauverr3808 6 ай бұрын
😂
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 6 ай бұрын
He’d have to crawl out of the claw machine.
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 6 ай бұрын
Don’t forget Scott Baio 😂
@Nick-fg4dq
@Nick-fg4dq 6 ай бұрын
Not to mention kid rock and John Daley.
@theresa6465
@theresa6465 6 ай бұрын
Mobsters need to keep it all, $$$/CONTROL, in the family.
@flangekiwi
@flangekiwi 6 ай бұрын
Tom Petty's estate has sent more than one "cease and desist" letter. This effing family! Ugh!!!
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 6 ай бұрын
During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable. It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.
@stirlingfletcher7040
@stirlingfletcher7040 6 ай бұрын
I heard about that back in 2016. Sadly, it made his cult worship him even more.
@spacelemur7955
@spacelemur7955 6 ай бұрын
This needs to be made more widely known.
@indieguy81
@indieguy81 6 ай бұрын
@@spacelemur7955Unfortunately, it wouldn’t do any good. Irrational people can’t be swayed by rational arguments. Those of us who find this information concerning are not going to vote for him anyway.
@SK-ki1te
@SK-ki1te 6 ай бұрын
How blind we were
@alfredgeorge317
@alfredgeorge317 6 ай бұрын
Explains why he may have appointed Judge Aileen Cannon. Google her Husband Josh Lorence. He's pals with New York Columbo Crime family member John Rozatti. All friends together...
@tikurjegina
@tikurjegina 6 ай бұрын
Btw, isn't begging for immunity an admission of guilt? 🔑🔒
@thaliahall4599
@thaliahall4599 6 ай бұрын
Yes!
@kriswingert1662
@kriswingert1662 6 ай бұрын
I live in Harrisburg and that Convict45 rally was a mile from my house, blocking up traffic. It was fitting that a pickup truck with his crap all over it was broken doen on the entrance ramp to the highway ( that is where the Farm Show complex, where it was held during the Outdoorsman Show is located ). As I just mentioned, it was done on a day that guarranteed he would get his target population to attend: The Outdoorsman Show. This event draws in all the hicks from miles around into one small area, and BOOM, there you go, instant low thinking follower base.
@lenoreleitch5297
@lenoreleitch5297 6 ай бұрын
Tanny Soprano 🤣🤣🤣 best one yet!!!
@reality410
@reality410 6 ай бұрын
Congratulations !!🍾🎈🎉🎊 New York 😅 Congratulations!!! America 🇺🇸 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@JamesOfEarth
@JamesOfEarth 6 ай бұрын
The Petty estate should sue for defamation.
@carolannpacificadam1944
@carolannpacificadam1944 6 ай бұрын
I agree
@TheGuyBehindTheGuy
@TheGuyBehindTheGuy 6 ай бұрын
That would be so petty.
@CherylSimser
@CherylSimser 6 ай бұрын
Lol ! @@TheGuyBehindTheGuy
@TiggerToo27
@TiggerToo27 5 ай бұрын
That comment was @@TheGuyBehindTheGuy
@whatabouttheearth
@whatabouttheearth 6 ай бұрын
In 2020 the family of Tom Petty already gave Trump a cease and desist order forbidding them from using his works because Tom Petty would hate them. His family should do it again
@MyboogerwontSurrender
@MyboogerwontSurrender 6 ай бұрын
True dat 💙😎👍💯🇺🇸
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 6 ай бұрын
I 2nd that!
@jaimedelgado7529
@jaimedelgado7529 6 ай бұрын
Twice? That might be a bit... _Petty_
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 6 ай бұрын
It would be nice to see Lara “at the gates of hell.” And yes, Petty’s family should sue that smirk off her face.
@jeffd9782
@jeffd9782 6 ай бұрын
They have zero respect
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 6 ай бұрын
I can't imagine Tom Petty would be too happy with Laura Trump "singing" his song.
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын
Is that what she was tring to do? Bless her heart.
@judyweeks1480
@judyweeks1480 6 ай бұрын
I like how you used quotes.
@p.j.m.d.1948
@p.j.m.d.1948 6 ай бұрын
@@gary-rr7jp…Dang it Gary! You beat me to it!
@katalicious2112
@katalicious2112 6 ай бұрын
That was for sure DISGUSTING. Don't do Tom like that.
@nancyscogin7549
@nancyscogin7549 6 ай бұрын
Man, golf crowds have changed.😯
@stirlingfletcher7040
@stirlingfletcher7040 6 ай бұрын
It was co-opted by a MAGA sedition rally.
@JohnDoe-pk2hs
@JohnDoe-pk2hs 6 ай бұрын
I genuinely hope Tom Petty's family sues them, a cease and desist ain't enough.
@davehandelman2832
@davehandelman2832 6 ай бұрын
Tom Petty is FURIOUS in heaven.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 6 ай бұрын
And his heart is broken. All day, in Heaven, it's hard to deal with his pain from the Laura cover version. But the waking is the hardest part. But he won't be back down ... to fix it.
@arthurunknown8972
@arthurunknown8972 6 ай бұрын
Why would a rock star be in heaven? Did he give away all his wealth & follow Christ? Did he get a camel through the eye of a needle?
@peforster6725
@peforster6725 6 ай бұрын
My ears will never recover.
@margaretjones7954
@margaretjones7954 6 ай бұрын
@Davehandelman. You don't know much about heaven. Noone is angry there. Nothing but happiness
@margaretjones7954
@margaretjones7954 6 ай бұрын
​@@arthurunknown8972thank you Arthur. The see people don't know a thing about Heaven. They need to read the Bible
@flyrobin2544
@flyrobin2544 6 ай бұрын
THANK YOU NY !!!🎊🎉💙🇺🇸🎉🎊
@jessiek3500
@jessiek3500 6 ай бұрын
Stingray guy was hilarious 😂😂
@bert1913
@bert1913 6 ай бұрын
Trump doesn't need Taylor Swift, he has Ted Nugent, Vanilla Ice and Roseanne 😂😂😂😂😂
@jeffreyenglish1815
@jeffreyenglish1815 6 ай бұрын
I saw Ted Nugent in 1976. He was so loud the ear could discern no music, only a loud buzz. I was in the tenth row and it was like a bomb going off jumbling my innards. People around me were literally getting sick from the impact. I played in a metal band myself and was wearing earplugs and still had hearing loss days later. Ted Nugent was closest to the explosion every night for years. He is shell shocked. He is brain damaged like a boxer knocked out too many times. Like an old football player hit in the head for ten years Ted Nugent lost his mind a long time ago.
@SumDumGui
@SumDumGui 6 ай бұрын
Don't forget Kid Rock! 🤣🤣🤣
@martyberry1917
@martyberry1917 6 ай бұрын
It’s like the worst blunt rotation you could imagine.
@Medusa.1000
@Medusa.1000 6 ай бұрын
Your Priceless 🎉😂❤😂
@philipstanco6011
@philipstanco6011 6 ай бұрын
Mtg!
@jvebarnes
@jvebarnes 6 ай бұрын
Can you imagine Trump doing his bing bong dance to Laras song. I'm not sure who would be the bigger embarrassment.
@thaliahall4599
@thaliahall4599 6 ай бұрын
It would be so embarrassing and nauseating 🤢
@RBCjr1
@RBCjr1 6 ай бұрын
Together they would be just the Biggest Embarrassment Ever I tell ya they would be so big, the biggest I've ever seen. Separate not so much not so much... Yeah, AI could have some fun with that.
@pennytinklenberg3305
@pennytinklenberg3305 6 ай бұрын
Biden would be
@bonzrh68
@bonzrh68 6 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo are the best show on earth! Just naturally hilarious❤❤❤
@Cheesebread42
@Cheesebread42 6 ай бұрын
What in the Happy Gilmore was going on at that golf open, LMAO. Carl Weathers smiling from heaven
@brightmacsworld8353
@brightmacsworld8353 6 ай бұрын
Mayorkas got impeached
@souhilabouchareb9386
@souhilabouchareb9386 6 ай бұрын
BTW, the man doing Sylvester Stallone french voice for decades died yesterday.
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 6 ай бұрын
Yeah. Real classy.
@user-hk5bs9et8t
@user-hk5bs9et8t 6 ай бұрын
Thats life in Phoenix/Scottsdale when golf arrives there. Its a sad mess.
@markwilder1860
@markwilder1860 6 ай бұрын
GOP special fans.
@dcamron46
@dcamron46 6 ай бұрын
That golf tournament looked insane, I’ve seen frat parties at 3AM that would’ve looked civil by comparison. Where is that?!
@andylane3739
@andylane3739 6 ай бұрын
The tournament was in Scottsdale AZ
@truthalonetriumphs6572
@truthalonetriumphs6572 6 ай бұрын
Why do you want to know?
@stirlingfletcher7040
@stirlingfletcher7040 6 ай бұрын
Mar a Lardo. 😂
@jocelynnowen3078
@jocelynnowen3078 6 ай бұрын
So has Marshawn❤
@andylane3739
@andylane3739 6 ай бұрын
@@jocelynnowen3078 I just saw that. No one's gonna "FU!" back at him, even though he's got the Dad Bod now, he's still The Beast.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 ай бұрын
8:08 Did you hear that? It's the sound of Tom Petty's gravestone cracking.
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 6 ай бұрын
That woman should not sing in public
@titantim
@titantim 6 ай бұрын
Laura Trump: "Not a Muppet! Not a Muppet! You're the Muppet!"
@benjamindemontgomery6317
@benjamindemontgomery6317 6 ай бұрын
25 billion on valentines. But don't want to send money to Ukraine. If corporate america were smart they should sponsor Ukraine. "save Democracy by candy for your special one" "Democracy bar. covered in delicious chocolate with a center of Democracy " "Democracy never Tasted This Good" Please feel free use and support Ukraine.
@judyweeks1480
@judyweeks1480 6 ай бұрын
Excellent ideas!
@stirlingfletcher7040
@stirlingfletcher7040 6 ай бұрын
You sir, have a future career in marketing. Slava Ukraini!! 🇺🇦
@tuxcats8518
@tuxcats8518 6 ай бұрын
Unfortunately corporate America supports Trump so that is not likely to happen.
@benjamindemontgomery6317
@benjamindemontgomery6317 6 ай бұрын
@@tuxcats8518 America is not the only country making candy.
@chenzen1578
@chenzen1578 6 ай бұрын
Corporate America cares about profits. By positioning themselfs politically, they might diminish their sells. Don't expect them to do that.
@Aaron_J._Holt
@Aaron_J._Holt 6 ай бұрын
The only sting ray at the aquarium is pregnant. Jeff Goldblum: Life, uh, finds a way.
@marvinratchford7913
@marvinratchford7913 6 ай бұрын
Brenda said bite marks are an indicator of mating in sharks, as sharks bite during the mating process - and Charlotte had several bites on her fin edges. Ramer said Charlotte is carrying up to four pups and could deliver at any time. DNA testing will likely be conducted on the pups after birth to determine whether they are a mixed breed or are, indeed, clones of their mother.
@ZYX261
@ZYX261 6 ай бұрын
Well done! 👏 loved Jurassic Park!
@wizardsuth
@wizardsuth 6 ай бұрын
Some species of reptiles reproduce asexually via parthenogenesis but require sexual behaviour to stimulate the process. Maybe the same is true of some sting rays.
@petejams7340
@petejams7340 6 ай бұрын
That skit actor is hilarious. Based on his facial expressions, I think he also played the angry baby last season.
@auldthymer
@auldthymer 6 ай бұрын
He was WONDERFUL. I loved he kept up the spelling jokes.
@runnergo1398
@runnergo1398 6 ай бұрын
It just got funnier and funnier the longer it went!
@robynsegg
@robynsegg 6 ай бұрын
Admit it... THIS is the most excitment we've EVER seen at a golf tournament.🤣
@AndriyValdensius-wi8gw
@AndriyValdensius-wi8gw 6 ай бұрын
All those golf fans shouting WE WANT BEER ! 🍺 If they're not careful, they might end up as Supreme Court Judges.
@AAA-0
@AAA-0 6 ай бұрын
Hilarious
@conradhauser17
@conradhauser17 6 ай бұрын
Despite many Republicans boycotting the Super bowl, it still was the most watched TV program ever
@lyndsey6040
@lyndsey6040 6 ай бұрын
Marshawn Lynch is a legend!!!! He’s still in all the local plumbing commercials in Seattle. His tagline is “quit freakin, call Beacon”. We love him!😂😂😂😂
@stirlingfletcher7040
@stirlingfletcher7040 6 ай бұрын
Omg, I didn't realize that was him!!
@auldthymer
@auldthymer 6 ай бұрын
He brings the funny in "Bottoms"!
@kidlenny1964
@kidlenny1964 6 ай бұрын
Dude’s hilarious
@TentinQuarantino_
@TentinQuarantino_ 6 ай бұрын
I had no idea that was him.
@valdagadsden2956
@valdagadsden2956 6 ай бұрын
Trump definitely wants his daughter in law to be over it. It makes it far more easier and quicker to take all the donors money for Trump's legal fees, his children legal fees, Malania hair stylist, his accomplaints legal fees and E. Jean Carroll.
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын
Orange makeup, depends, ketchup and hairspray.
@RaymondPeckIII
@RaymondPeckIII 6 ай бұрын
There still won't be enough for Letitia James!
@ericminch
@ericminch 6 ай бұрын
Well, not *ALL* the money; the pennies will be properly well spent.
@amiechumbler8561
@amiechumbler8561 6 ай бұрын
He will never pay Ms. Carroll
@brad3706
@brad3706 6 ай бұрын
​@@amiechumbler8561she will get, at minimum 5 million as Trump had to post 100% of the settlement to appeal. That deposit is held by the court. If he appeals the second case, he must post 83 million. 😮 One of the cool quirks of NY civil court.
@immortalasirpa6006
@immortalasirpa6006 6 ай бұрын
Heartwarming to see that Marshawn Lynch has plenty of F's to give. Lots of people don't give any at all.
@jocelynnowen3078
@jocelynnowen3078 6 ай бұрын
Heck ya!! Go Marshawn!!❤
@ashleycollins6239
@ashleycollins6239 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@peggymcnair7965
@peggymcnair7965 6 ай бұрын
Omg, that stingray guy was hysterical!
@evadd2
@evadd2 6 ай бұрын
Didn't Petty's heirs threaten to sue? I'd sue for defamation for that rendition alone.
@williambaxter9920
@williambaxter9920 6 ай бұрын
A stingray having an immaculate conception? Is this the Sturgeon Mary?
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын
IRL LOL.
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 6 ай бұрын
@willie. "Borrowed" from Stephen Colbert, earlier tonight.
@jillniemczynski5517
@jillniemczynski5517 6 ай бұрын
​@@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq Actually, Seth Meyers🤗
@blaze556922
@blaze556922 6 ай бұрын
That was a Colbert joke just last night lol
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 6 ай бұрын
It was Seth. He cracked up at the visual he had!
@Northcountry1926
@Northcountry1926 6 ай бұрын
Send a Message to Putin, VOTE Blue America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@brightmacsworld8353
@brightmacsworld8353 6 ай бұрын
Mayorkas got impeached
@Northman1963
@Northman1963 6 ай бұрын
I'll do my part
@user-up6mn8cp8u
@user-up6mn8cp8u 6 ай бұрын
Are you serious that's gonna sound threatening to him?
@Omni0404
@Omni0404 6 ай бұрын
​@@user-up6mn8cp8u Who does Putin want to win?
@user-ep1tg8jr6o
@user-ep1tg8jr6o 6 ай бұрын
@@Omni0404i mean slightly, trumps better for him because I believe Donald wouldn’t likely care about what happens here in Russia. But either way president Putin is as unhinged as he is determined so wouldn’t likely change any outcomes
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 6 ай бұрын
President Joe Biden: Aged 81. Mugshot Don: 91 Criminal charges. Nah. I’m voting for Joe.
@MyboogerwontSurrender
@MyboogerwontSurrender 6 ай бұрын
I'm voting blue 💙
@Snipewoods69
@Snipewoods69 6 ай бұрын
Lol!
@bonzrh68
@bonzrh68 6 ай бұрын
President Biden; age: 81 indictment: 0 economy: Bidenomics booming continuously works for: American people and a safe and democratic America Trump; age:77 indictment: 91 very serious treasonous very treasonous economy & unemployment: the worst in American history works for: himself, and the dictators Putin Xi, Orban, Kim That’s just few of the contrast with the 2, i definitely will vote for President Biden, he’s a man of honor and integrity, he won’t let America and Americans fell into dictatorship, and he’s not for top 1% rich people that screw up the poor! Vote President Biden, vote Blue top to bottom to restore sanity in congress so we the people can live peacefully💙💙💙 God Bless America and God Bless us💙💙💙
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 6 ай бұрын
I'd rather have a different choice, but no matter what I'd never, ever, vote for trump again.
@disastermaster1413
@disastermaster1413 6 ай бұрын
Throwing your vote away!
@thepolarphantasm2319
@thepolarphantasm2319 6 ай бұрын
Happy Mardi Gras from NOLA y'all, come down next year when we have mardi gras and the super bowl happening at the same time 😂
@missy4663
@missy4663 6 ай бұрын
Laura Trump IS Janice from the Muppets! Scary..
@jcoopes5604
@jcoopes5604 6 ай бұрын
No!
@melvinahenakew9369
@melvinahenakew9369 6 ай бұрын
If the lips match, wear 'em😜🤣
@yamilejimenez3467
@yamilejimenez3467 6 ай бұрын
She looks just like it. 😂😂
@marilynh.
@marilynh. 6 ай бұрын
Thank you NY! Welcome back to your old seat in Congress Tom.
@robindecaso9249
@robindecaso9249 6 ай бұрын
VOTE BLUE ALL THE WAY!💙🛩️💙🛩️💙🛩️💙
@beverleybender2545
@beverleybender2545 6 ай бұрын
Laura is a very hateful person. Have you heard her.
@Lily-wp8ol
@Lily-wp8ol 6 ай бұрын
She sure can NOT sing! Ick--and I'm tone deaf!
@truthalonetriumphs6572
@truthalonetriumphs6572 6 ай бұрын
She fits then
@runnergo1398
@runnergo1398 6 ай бұрын
@@Lily-wp8ol Tom Petty rolling in his grave after that singing.
@brynneholt1990
@brynneholt1990 6 ай бұрын
If I had to look at Eric and her face all the time, I’d be hateful too.
@kidlenny1964
@kidlenny1964 6 ай бұрын
Hateful….yes my ears are really hurting
@sammymarcy6029
@sammymarcy6029 6 ай бұрын
Maybe she will use some of their money for singing lessons
@firstlast-gn5bo
@firstlast-gn5bo 6 ай бұрын
Let her try out for Idol. 😂😂
@renep2220
@renep2220 6 ай бұрын
LAURA TRUMP? Why not? They already pay Melonoma to pick out flowers as a consultant while making sure she has a new wardrobe and hair extensions. Anything, to continue the family grift. 😅
@wisconsinfarmer4742
@wisconsinfarmer4742 6 ай бұрын
Asking for immunity is a confession.
@frankwithrow377
@frankwithrow377 6 ай бұрын
Vote Biden/Harris SAVE DEMOCRACY FOR THE FUTURE 💙
@jonathanconnor7920
@jonathanconnor7920 6 ай бұрын
Given the fact that Donald Trump is accusing the Democrats of wanting to re-name Pennsylvania, I'm about 99% certain that Donald himself wants to re-name Pennsylvania. 🤔 Definitely vote blue.
@user-up6mn8cp8u
@user-up6mn8cp8u 6 ай бұрын
Save it from what? Do you even think what you talk about? Look at the damage Biden has caused to the economics, and Harris always says some unintelligible bullshit
@holymoly271
@holymoly271 6 ай бұрын
​@@jonathanconnor7920Sure, vote for the invasion and inflation
@JeeOhh
@JeeOhh 6 ай бұрын
What future😭 it's gonna be the same future no matter who wins
@user-hk5bs9et8t
@user-hk5bs9et8t 6 ай бұрын
neither
@mamabearjnix2674
@mamabearjnix2674 6 ай бұрын
I cannot wait to hear trump say "he didnt really know laura trump, it wasnt his idea for her to be this involved! Yada yada!!" 😂😂
@thaliahall4599
@thaliahall4599 6 ай бұрын
Yep, if she gets the job, he will be sure to throw her under the bus when the RNC gies bankrupt! 😂😂
@johneisenberg5065
@johneisenberg5065 6 ай бұрын
Trump Sounds Like a Washed-Up Borscht-Belt Comic SPEWING The Same Ole Schtick!
@brianward7550
@brianward7550 6 ай бұрын
And here I always thought golf was boring!
@elyshadawson7517
@elyshadawson7517 6 ай бұрын
The Waste Management Phoenix Open?! Looked more like The Wasted Management Phoenix Open 🤣🤣🤣
@CD_Character
@CD_Character 6 ай бұрын
I was thinking Wasted Mismanagement.
@mikeoxbig7931
@mikeoxbig7931 6 ай бұрын
The odds of Lauren Boebert straightening up the Tower of Pisa are much higher than Mugshot Don getting re-elected.
@SumDumGui
@SumDumGui 6 ай бұрын
Be careful...stranger things have happened...have we forgotten how we got here in the first place? 2016 ring a bell?
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 6 ай бұрын
Don't dismiss the possibility of Trump winning again. He's doing well in the polls, too well for anyone to get complacent.
@ricksimon9867
@ricksimon9867 6 ай бұрын
@@user-zb9lv3gh8s He will get 74 million votes. We already know that. If Biden's 81 million understand that nothing has changed since 2020, we are safe; if they don't, we are finished.
@stirlingfletcher7040
@stirlingfletcher7040 6 ай бұрын
That's why Boho carries little blue pills on her truckstop rounds.
@vasudevanlakshminarayanan417
@vasudevanlakshminarayanan417 6 ай бұрын
One can only hope it becomes true
@CarlDalach-px4cj
@CarlDalach-px4cj 6 ай бұрын
Damn, Jimmy, I love your show!
@wendysouthard3537
@wendysouthard3537 6 ай бұрын
Petition to rename Pennsylvania to "Crapsylvania" merely based on its $7.25 minimum wage. It is certainly catchy and definitive.
@prodemocracyseth
@prodemocracyseth 6 ай бұрын
So the golf game basically turned into a scene from Happy Gilmore. 😂 😂
@palmtreewhisperer
@palmtreewhisperer 6 ай бұрын
Awesome !!! Might actually make we want to attend if it gets that lit at tournaments 😂
@dcamron46
@dcamron46 6 ай бұрын
The viewership statistics are insane when you consider it’s LIVE. The total views of segments of the game will probably be a billion…
@DarkDreams685
@DarkDreams685 6 ай бұрын
Still nowhere close to soccer viewers. The African cup of nations was way more watched than the Superbowl last weekend.
@RockPowerUSA
@RockPowerUSA 6 ай бұрын
There's going to be a lot of comedy this whole season with a whole lot of comedians and Jimmy is doing the leading tonight.
@sallylapradd2900
@sallylapradd2900 6 ай бұрын
"You say catch, but you don't mention release."🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Whatnews2
@Whatnews2 6 ай бұрын
U.S. history lesson: Pennsylvania is named for Quaker William Penn who founded the Province of Pennsylvania in 1681.
@653j521
@653j521 6 ай бұрын
9:40 The sign says that!! 9:43 is his statue!! Incredible.
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 6 ай бұрын
And all this time I thought it was named after Pennzoil.🤣🤣
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 6 ай бұрын
@gary. On a related note...
@1ACL
@1ACL 6 ай бұрын
It means "Penns Woods".
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 6 ай бұрын
@@1ACL Now that I did not know. I guess Penn had a wood one.
@efraimalexander5378
@efraimalexander5378 6 ай бұрын
Change the name of Pennsylvania? Is Trump on drugs?
@thesterndragoon9159
@thesterndragoon9159 6 ай бұрын
Yes. Google "White House pill mill report".
@utubepunk
@utubepunk 6 ай бұрын
Exactly. Like where the F does he come up with this 💩? And his audience just nods along in agreement. 🤦
@judyweeks1480
@judyweeks1480 6 ай бұрын
Yes...
@alicetelford9027
@alicetelford9027 6 ай бұрын
Yes, Cocaine!
@loookaroundyou
@loookaroundyou 6 ай бұрын
Stimulants, according to reports.
@AceGreene360
@AceGreene360 6 ай бұрын
😂 The guy playing “BJ Ramer” is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
@gaiaceccaroli8759
@gaiaceccaroli8759 6 ай бұрын
Will Burke is the actor
@mikehersh6192
@mikehersh6192 6 ай бұрын
Waste management open. Priceless outstanding.
@user-bf5ik2sq5e
@user-bf5ik2sq5e 6 ай бұрын
HEY ... Jimmy - how dare you insult stingrays and sharks by comparing them to kelly ann conway !!! I think even George would be appalled. BJ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn we got problems , thanks for the laughs
@melbaharris4734
@melbaharris4734 6 ай бұрын
NYC Represent 😊 Today of the Official Start of the 💙 💙💙 Wave, this is no time to focus on age, America together we stand - divided we fall. Let's keep the 💙 wave going!
@yzhang333
@yzhang333 6 ай бұрын
The entire trump family have 0 qualifications.
@NYYLefty-sz9qe
@NYYLefty-sz9qe 6 ай бұрын
You’re being generous!
@keithewright
@keithewright 6 ай бұрын
Oh be fair, 91 indictments have to count doe something?
@CBright7831
@CBright7831 6 ай бұрын
He has the quality of being on the minds of people who hate on him 24/7/365.
@user-lb7nn1jh9n
@user-lb7nn1jh9n 6 ай бұрын
I think it’s way below zero
@rhondacampbell2592
@rhondacampbell2592 6 ай бұрын
LMAO I was thinking the same thing about Janis the Muppet 😂😂Nailed it Jimmy!
@lt3tretrois
@lt3tretrois 6 ай бұрын
Tom Petty just spun
@patrickcummins976
@patrickcummins976 6 ай бұрын
Tanny Soprano! The best name yet! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@charlesr.wallace5597
@charlesr.wallace5597 6 ай бұрын
00:03:08 - I love it when Valentines day falls on Hump day.
@demeraragold4644
@demeraragold4644 6 ай бұрын
I'm in Arizona and can confirm the WM golf tournament was wild
@MJC-yo5kj
@MJC-yo5kj 6 ай бұрын
Reese’s could fix the hearts by making them more circular and the size of the peanut butter cups and putting 2 in the package
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 6 ай бұрын
VOTE BLUE AMERICA!! BIDEN/HARRIS 2024!! 💙💙
@RevolvingCube
@RevolvingCube 6 ай бұрын
Biden sucks for a democratic candidate
@quirkyMakes
@quirkyMakes 6 ай бұрын
I got a better idea. Stop thinking the two party system is the only way
@rockstar_tmt
@rockstar_tmt 6 ай бұрын
No
@vsznry
@vsznry 6 ай бұрын
not gunna happen overnight, til then lets unite against christian nationalism, mk? mk. @@quirkyMakes
@Shea3224
@Shea3224 6 ай бұрын
​@@quirkyMakes, Bless your heart. I got a better idea, Don't like my comment? Be mature enough to scroll pass it.
@Commenting-answering
@Commenting-answering 6 ай бұрын
We can’t unsee Guillermo copulating. Stop mentioning it Jimmy!! 😂
@BryceChillis
@BryceChillis 6 ай бұрын
Make beads out of something biodegradable
@Kasim.soul.smooth
@Kasim.soul.smooth 6 ай бұрын
Anybody who's voting for Donald Trump must see a head doctor and not the one that you see on the street corner
@jocelynnowen3078
@jocelynnowen3078 6 ай бұрын
I think MAGAs need to get sober
@emrecck
@emrecck 6 ай бұрын
Let's go Brandon?
@TinaTia-eq2kh
@TinaTia-eq2kh 6 ай бұрын
OMG I laughed so hard, I almost peed my pants! Now that's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
@natalieharless1715
@natalieharless1715 6 ай бұрын
Oh my, Ivanka is out of favor?????? 😅😂🤣😭
@firstlast-gn5bo
@firstlast-gn5bo 6 ай бұрын
She’s made herself scarce since leaving the WH. Didn’t she even take Kushner as her last name..
@7deepbreaths.sounds
@7deepbreaths.sounds 6 ай бұрын
"Janice from the muppets..." LOL!!!
@chriskelly6559
@chriskelly6559 6 ай бұрын
Lara, please back down.
@GPeterson-jw5sp
@GPeterson-jw5sp 6 ай бұрын
Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law Lara Trump, who has been handpicked to become the next co-chair of the Republican National Committee (RNC) by her father-in-law, has announced her plans for the Republican Party if she were to assume the role following current RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel’s departure: give all the RNC’s money to Donald Trump.
@helenpatterson3858
@helenpatterson3858 6 ай бұрын
I thought that the reason GOP is broke was because Donald was already sucking up all the donations.
@ramonareinhold8424
@ramonareinhold8424 6 ай бұрын
Lara is the most dangerous familie member of Trumps familie, she is manipulative and raffiniert, unlike the rest of them. She is only after money, like the rest of them
@RubbishFPS
@RubbishFPS 6 ай бұрын
Sounds great. Would be the end of that party for a long time.
@isaackitone
@isaackitone 6 ай бұрын
Co-chair with who?
@p.j.m.d.1948
@p.j.m.d.1948 6 ай бұрын
Nepotism much?
@snvazquez724
@snvazquez724 6 ай бұрын
Vote Blue blue !!! 💙 💙💙
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 6 ай бұрын
Well, Reece’s Pieces do have NUTS inside. 🥜
@stirlingfletcher7040
@stirlingfletcher7040 6 ай бұрын
So does Trump. Only they belong to Putin. 😅
@TentinQuarantino_
@TentinQuarantino_ 6 ай бұрын
No they don’t 🤣
@bluemoon3264
@bluemoon3264 6 ай бұрын
The Art of Nepotism . 🤮 .
@micahbrae
@micahbrae 6 ай бұрын
Lara Trump's face is absolutely terrifying
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 6 ай бұрын
Strong competition for Laura Loomer, another of Trump's sycophants, complete with swollen, frozen face.
@thaliahall4599
@thaliahall4599 6 ай бұрын
Just right for a Trump bride! 😱
@billthecat129
@billthecat129 6 ай бұрын
Yeah that is why he made the Janice Muppet reference...
@Aurelia-dp3td
@Aurelia-dp3td 6 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅
@kennethpalmer8475
@kennethpalmer8475 6 ай бұрын
Shouldn’t disrespect that muppet like that she looks more like Kelly Anne😅😅😅
@robertgandler3177
@robertgandler3177 6 ай бұрын
Spot on honest and funny as always!
@marshallritter1816
@marshallritter1816 6 ай бұрын
I literally passed by the area in Phoenix where they were holding this golf tournament at the time and had NO idea of the chaos that took place until I saw this video. I was too focused on a half marathon in Mesa.
@stirlingfletcher7040
@stirlingfletcher7040 6 ай бұрын
I thought she was just nuts, until I rewinded twice to realize those were VR goggles 😂
@RevCeleste
@RevCeleste 6 ай бұрын
Same! Then I said, there goes $3,500
@johnharris7191
@johnharris7191 6 ай бұрын
KEEP BJ AWAY FROM THE FISH😂🤣😂
@edvh88
@edvh88 6 ай бұрын
“I am the father!” I loved this
@kingbeezy7781
@kingbeezy7781 6 ай бұрын
This has been out for 20 mins and it has 40000 views already 💪🏾
@bfgivmfith
@bfgivmfith 6 ай бұрын
Pennsylvania has way too many syllables! LOL!
@alicetelford9027
@alicetelford9027 6 ай бұрын
Just say PA. 🤙🏽
@hereticpariah6_66
@hereticpariah6_66 6 ай бұрын
🤔How in the hell did he find out about the plan to change Pennsylvania's name to *_"Melvin Höchsçhëndeùffér!??!"_* 🤣🤣🤪
@Jean-qu1qw
@Jean-qu1qw 6 ай бұрын
Stingray + Shark = Kelly Ann Conway 😂😂😂
@user-rc6ov6vp8t
@user-rc6ov6vp8t 6 ай бұрын
I am sold. I will be a golf spectator.
@patburton837
@patburton837 6 ай бұрын
I’m voting Blue in 2024.
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 6 ай бұрын
🔥💙🔥
@PAPOLE1
@PAPOLE1 6 ай бұрын
A Stinky snake Con will always be a Stinky snake Con!!
@perherlv7318
@perherlv7318 6 ай бұрын
STAY TRUE GO BLUE
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 6 ай бұрын
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍
@josephsaunders8618
@josephsaunders8618 6 ай бұрын
Will you be my baseball coach? Coach Kimmel
@DebandGerOK
@DebandGerOK 6 ай бұрын
"Former President Donald J Trump SENIOR" There is a JR , so you should use "SENIOR" on his name to identify him. That would drive him crazy Would love to see SENIOR after his name on a ballot. 😅
@andrescaicedo770
@andrescaicedo770 6 ай бұрын
Tanny Soprano! Fabulous hahahaha
@Clarkgriswood
@Clarkgriswood 6 ай бұрын
Finally, a golf game worth watching!🤣
@Jebsnotdead
@Jebsnotdead 6 ай бұрын
2:37 This is like a scene out of the movie Happy Gilmore. Jackaaaassss!
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 6 ай бұрын
You will not sink this putt!!
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s 6 ай бұрын
Are you talking about the golf game or Lara Trump singing?
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