Trump and Biden Square Off at the Mexico Border, Don Jr’s Most Preposterous Lie Yet & Gimme Five!

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4 ай бұрын

Two different people are claiming to be chairs of the Michigan Republican Party, Biden and Trump are both scheduled to visit the border in Texas on Thursday, Donny is taking every chance he gets to beat the drum about not having enough water in our faucets and washing machines, a team wearing hazmat suits was dispatched to Donald Jr’s house because he got a letter in the mail that contained an “unidentified” white powder and we play America’s favorite game, Gimme Five!
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@Tadicuslegion78 4 ай бұрын

Journalists: *scream all at once at Joe Biden* I'm 34 and even I can't understand what they're all screaming? Toddlers are more coherent than white house journalists.

@5thribroarn304 4 ай бұрын

It was a Pre-recorded "Audience" response.

@yvonnelewis4888 4 ай бұрын

Journalist used to know how to be respectful and take their turns. I guess they skipped kindergarten.

@MW97058 4 ай бұрын

Because he ALWAYS says he will come back later to take their questions but never does!

@ISirSmoke 4 ай бұрын

@@MW97058who would

@julesnagbunga1204 4 ай бұрын

They weren't Whitehouse journalists.

@reggiethecommenter9137 4 ай бұрын

The fact that someone like trump can get more than 10% of the vote in any election angers and saddens me. Come on America. We have to do better.

@danielroque8504 4 ай бұрын

Its his base~(they wont leave him).....

@dennisgeyer8250 4 ай бұрын

The fact that supposedly 81 million Americans voted for a criminal with dementia saddens me. Without a doubt, my family did better under Trump's administration. Imagine how well the country would have been if the Democrats hadn't wasted the Country's time with bogus impeachments.

@vrvaughn 4 ай бұрын

@@DiamondWarehouseAhhh ignorance from a tRumpanzee .. how accurate.

@8arrows 4 ай бұрын

I suspect cheating.

@teresathayn5170 4 ай бұрын

They totally brainwashed my 84 yr old mother so she watched nothing but Fox News and she was scared up until she died this past Thanksgiving! Fox News is doing horrible things to innocent trusting vulnerable people!

@titusrider7948 4 ай бұрын

"I let them have water" What the hell is he mumbling about? He couldn't complete several sentences

@dahn57 4 ай бұрын

He is literally claiming to be god now, so who knows?

@bluebook709 4 ай бұрын

I let the rest of you eat cake too.

@Ken.- 4 ай бұрын

@@bluebook709In Trumps case, cheeseburgers.

@barney5583 4 ай бұрын

titusrider7948, he himself doesn't know what he's saying 🤣🤣🤣

@sandyvisentin4076 4 ай бұрын

A chore challenge? This is a man who doesn't know how an umbrella works. I'm here for it!

@DesertbikerAZ 4 ай бұрын

Trump IN prison 2024!🇺🇸

@ParadoxicalContinuum 4 ай бұрын

What crimes did he commit?

@frankaq3951 4 ай бұрын

All of them.

@ParadoxicalContinuum 4 ай бұрын

@@frankaq3951, such as?

@everlyoshea 4 ай бұрын

@@frankaq3951 Indeed!

@philster6383 4 ай бұрын

LOTS but cultist see nothing@@ParadoxicalContinuum

@Patsy-rr5rj 4 ай бұрын

Trump didn't pay his water bill, thats why he has no water!!😂😂😂

@gchukma 4 ай бұрын

Water is on his mind because his tenents are always complaining about shoddy service from his property managers.

@victoriao1828 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@gorak9000 4 ай бұрын

Wuddah

@Whimsy4fall 4 ай бұрын

@@Seanjrambow he is beyond a wash, he is so far into the stink that skunks are offended.

@willapple8145 4 ай бұрын

Trump has the best water the wettest water

@sethie_shots 4 ай бұрын

WHITE POWDER MOVEMENT omg the writers are killin it

@Darfaultner 4 ай бұрын

To those saying cats aren't slippery, you've clearly never tried to catch one that didn't want to be caught

@cosmicraysshotsintothelight 4 ай бұрын

The guy that wrote all that was a slippery cat. 😜

@chapablo 4 ай бұрын

@@cosmicraysshotsintothelightespecially if he was covered in soap.

@jahualhaq9853 4 ай бұрын

Why would operatives help and facilitate the presidency for djt? They can keep it amongst themselves. Why a half decade delay after delay when verdicts could take a week????

@iHatePolitics 4 ай бұрын

I would happily bet my entire life that NO black men have ever come up to Trump Jr and called him their hero.

@stratostatic 4 ай бұрын

You know he crosses the street when he sees a black person walking towards him..

@Paul15. 4 ай бұрын

They called him a zero. He didn't hear it right

@SchoolforHackers 4 ай бұрын

Nobody gonna take that bet. 😂

@murrtownchillen 4 ай бұрын

crazy thing is it probably has happened more than once. look up blacks for trump pages

@reneem3895 4 ай бұрын

No one has ever called him their hero. He’s never accomplished anything in life.

@jillianfehring6176 4 ай бұрын

I want to see him clean a toilet and scrub a tub!😂😂

@rebeldarr301 4 ай бұрын

He might get a chance to do it really soon wearing an orange jump suit

@DH-xm3hc 4 ай бұрын

One can only hope 🤔@@rebeldarr301

@greenvortex7 4 ай бұрын

esp a tub because you need balance and strength leaning over a tub to get it done well.

@yvonnelewis4888 4 ай бұрын

Jailhouse chores are coming!!!

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 4 ай бұрын

OH YES!!!! That would be priceless!

@francesmartin1630 4 ай бұрын

A bit of Jimmy kimmel 1st in morning gets the blood pulping with laughter, from Scotland cheers JImmy

@LaDemocrazia 4 ай бұрын

Same. 🇳🇱

@user-gy5xn8kp4t 9 күн бұрын

Jimmy is bordering on a comic genius. What’s not to ❤️ love.

@tracymcgrath1192 4 ай бұрын

Sick joke. This family is just so outrageous 🤬🤮 I’m 50 and have lived but I am truly shocked at this never ending nightmare.

@merlinlucas8280 4 ай бұрын

Aparantly Trump never took a shower. He just stood in one once. He didn't know you had to turn the knob.

@redleezure7088 4 ай бұрын

Maybe a golden shower?

@gorak9000 4 ай бұрын

@@redleezure7088 Noice! Came to make the same comment, and you beat me to it (with a Forbes magazine)

@ag4allgood 4 ай бұрын

He kept clapping his hands - he thought it operated like a clapper for the lights !

@cz2301 4 ай бұрын

he only gets golden showers

@AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 4 ай бұрын

He turned it on by thinking about it

@randy7003 4 ай бұрын

Jr blown out of his mind again as usual.

@kittikins1 4 ай бұрын

@randy7003 that's cokey jr right there

@jkingston5498 4 ай бұрын

I miss the "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel"! Bring it back please!

@PocketMarmo04 4 ай бұрын

When you find a white powder in Don Jrs house, you do not need to call the Haz Mat people. You need to call the DEA. His septum sounds like it is totally deteriorated

@AAZEDLARC 4 ай бұрын

Hahahaha

@eduardoperezhernandez2693 4 ай бұрын

“White lines matter “, Don Jr talking on AWM24X was great! Happy for the headsup

@derrekvanee4567 4 ай бұрын

Americans and the Trump thing really being the world down. *he ain't going to jail or anything.*

@MrGrantSloan 4 ай бұрын

That vanilla or chocolate, ice cream?

@The987654321andy 4 ай бұрын

love the freudian slip there. yes, that cocaine will get you in jail first lol

@sandrabarrie84 4 ай бұрын

Looks like Donnie Junior got to the white powder before the boys in the hazmat suits.

@PresidentByNameOnly 4 ай бұрын

"The apple doesn't fall far from the orange." 🤣🤣🤣

@nancykumar5678 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@mtb095 4 ай бұрын

Don Jr. is taking a page out of Dad’s picture book with the “black guys came up to me. Big black guys, strong black guys. Tears in their eyes. And they said to me ‘you’re my hero Don Jr.’” LOL 😂😂😂

@mollycorkle6628 4 ай бұрын

If he's so upset about water, he should go to counties in the USA that don't have potable water..

@gilenasimons7081 4 ай бұрын

Your DJTJ impression is very good and will keep me laughing every time I hear that fool. Ty! 😁👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😁

@randomrangoon5476 4 ай бұрын

I let em have water for toilets,showers and dishwashers 😂💀🤦‍♂️

@1monagale 4 ай бұрын

It’s crazy😂

@Erin.56 4 ай бұрын

Trump: Yea without me, there would be no water for my people. Without me they couldn’t flush toilets or wash clothes in washing machines…. Reelect me because only I can give you water!!!

@Erin.56 4 ай бұрын

Trump: and you couldn’t eat without me because only I can give you water for dishwashers.

@kuzzbillington6392 4 ай бұрын

I don't think there's ever any white powder being "unidentified" when it comes to Speedy Jr

@cosmicraysshotsintothelight 4 ай бұрын

He tried it before he called them. No... he was the one who sent it so he could point fingers at the left.

@stephensorensen4477 4 ай бұрын

The Tucker comment, that was slipped in with the wash, was brilliant! Please vote. 🗳💙🇺🇸

@keweldogpdx 4 ай бұрын

Biden’s awesome! He just starts laughing and smiles through it. Classy man. Rather have his age and experience, and his advisors, any day!!

@jrider9168 4 ай бұрын

Tell me you hate America without telling me you hate America.

@paolovantassel1989 4 ай бұрын

@@jrider9168 Okay; "I have not yet seen evidence of massive vote fraud from the 2020 election, and it seems as if none exists despite years of searching."

@heatherarce3744 4 ай бұрын

@@jrider9168ok I’ll bite. Trump

@gilenasimons7081 4 ай бұрын

Loved that Biden fireplace gag. So good! 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇬🇧

@CaptainCanuck74 4 ай бұрын

"White powder movement" is a masterpiece of jokecraft

@DELACORADO 4 ай бұрын

I REALLY miss that hilarious segment "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live"...

@marycirimele9172 4 ай бұрын

He let Whirlpool have water? What does that even mean????

@DanielOnFire101 4 ай бұрын

For what it's worth, The Trump administration did create a new regulatory class of machines (including washing machines) that were excluded from water conservation measures. Critics say it only backfired and made it take longer to wash clothes. It was repealed by Biden administration anyway.

@Ceerads 4 ай бұрын

No worries. His supporters aren’t capable of deconstructing anything. They probably don’t even listen.

@cosmicraysshotsintothelight 4 ай бұрын

One of his dope crew told him that in order for a whirlpool to work, it has to have water. Trump is very, very, VERY UNintelligent.

@Ceerads 4 ай бұрын

@@cosmicraysshotsintothelight 😂😂😂💙💙💙

@shawnfuzy3191 4 ай бұрын

Love you Jimmy

@FoTwentyVlogs 4 ай бұрын

Imagine

@samthompson2980 4 ай бұрын

Trump Jr wants his own version of 'big man, strong man, tears in his eyes...' BS that Don does 😂😂😂😂😂

@markuk7935 4 ай бұрын

Don Jr saying he flies a lot. That figures, is there ever a time he isn't high?

@jemma6596 4 ай бұрын

Like father, like son - liars, both of thsm. What has Jr. done for anyone, ever?

@kjm3610 4 ай бұрын

Like father like son, one's a crack addict the other( mr president) can't even talk and eat ice cream at the same time. Maybe he can eat ice cream with the help of Jill

@billcoady1697 4 ай бұрын

@@kjm3610wrong family you are describing EX President Trump & Don Jr. get your 💩 together 🤡

@jrider9168 4 ай бұрын

I think you misspelled Biden

@pamelabennett1492 4 ай бұрын

@@jrider9168Theres not enough space in a comment to list the many things that Biden has DONE for the public, STARTING with a PLAN to minimize the deadly effects of COVID infection. Theres also not enough room to list the examples of unmitigated HARASSMENT that Hunter Biden has been subjected to. He has helped Americans understand how your own laptop can be fraudulently used against you, for example.

@NewMessage 4 ай бұрын

The only thing Donnie mixes more than names he should know is prescription medications.

@kjm3610 4 ай бұрын

Joe doesn't even know how to get to the Drug store on his own,

@beenaplumber8379 4 ай бұрын

@@kjm3610 Sure he does! He hops in that sweet Corvette, pushes in his favorite Three Dog Night 8-track, dons the shades, and when he gets there he has to wait in the car until "Shambala" finishes before turning it off and going inside. Nice!

@CourageKarnga 4 ай бұрын

I love the fact that Haley is staying in the race out of sheer spite! Go, Nikki, go!

@mattf516 4 ай бұрын

That's just childish

@gwen3010 4 ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy for the facts please keep up the great job!🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

@MrDrkNoir 4 ай бұрын

“Hey man…you’re my hero” Said no black man ever

@annessagilmore8287 4 ай бұрын

Yes Jimmy! Tony from gimme 5 should be part of the Jimmy Kimmel Live cast! He is Hilarious!😂🎉🎉

@PsychosisNOS 4 ай бұрын

Don Folio could never figure out how to load a dishwasher or run a vacuum

@cosmicraysshotsintothelight 4 ай бұрын

It is the Dumbiolis effect.

@nimcom.5396 4 ай бұрын

The man cannot even close an umbrella!

@gwenfooteprints 4 ай бұрын

DJ sounds like a cartoon character!

@user-eh4jv6xw4l 4 ай бұрын

I don't think Don Jr has a single brain cell left.

@AAZEDLARC 4 ай бұрын

I don't think he had any in the first place, TBH

@user-cd7pd5sx7e 4 ай бұрын

Yes water is slippery. The molecules of water don’t stick together.

@ray.shoesmith 4 ай бұрын

That's what ruins the magnets

@bunzeebear2973 4 ай бұрын

Or why boats go through the water, & fish, and why it flows in pipes. Skis on snow(frozen water). No one said grease or oil either.

@edvh88 4 ай бұрын

I love how in DJTJs fantasy, he makes sure to tell these alleged black men that he definitely didn’t try to do anything to help them!

@Manski_123 4 ай бұрын

I miss the "Previously, on Jimmy Kimmel Live" start to these videos...did we run out of clips?

@dahn57 4 ай бұрын

With the internet? I doubt it 😛 Probably some executive trying to get people to watch the show on TV instead by withholding content.

@HUFFLE-PUFF 4 ай бұрын

He doesn’t seem to understand that the CUSTOMER PAYS FOR THIER OWN WATER… It’s not like you get free water for life with the purchase of an item that uses water. I can’t anymore.. 🤦‍♂️

@Erin.56 4 ай бұрын

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

@DanielOnFire101 4 ай бұрын

@sophierobinson2738 4 ай бұрын

Cats are, indeed, slippery. Especially if they know it’s time for medicine.

@andiidoode 4 ай бұрын

Gimme Five makes every one smile 😀😃😄😁 ..lovely game.

@govindagovindaji4662 4 ай бұрын

2:02 I swear if I were someone to whom reporters just asked questions all at the same time like this, I would just sit there until the cacophony just simmered down to a halt. I would seriously just let them keep going on and on until time really was up and then I would walk out.

@ArguZ72 4 ай бұрын

Kudos to the graphic department.....awesome fire !

@Erin.56 4 ай бұрын

Oh I thought they was real…….. LOL

@ArguZ72 4 ай бұрын

@@Erin.56 That is the BEST compliment you can give them :)

@user-wo9ee1fo9q 4 ай бұрын

Jr Needs a program!

@tom2point0 4 ай бұрын

Jimmy’s impression of DJTJ’s weird voice was spot on 😂😂😂

@user-wt4hj8se6i 4 ай бұрын

And toilets that you have to flush 17 times! 😂

@lokinakor1 4 ай бұрын

Ombre (ohm brey) is how colors fade into one another in hairstyling.

@jeffreywitczak9840 4 ай бұрын

Who ever did the special effects with the fireplace That was a cool effect.

@jennypulczinski7204 4 ай бұрын

Cats are slippery. Try to hold one that doesn't want to be held. They all have the ability to override gravity and texture

@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox 4 ай бұрын

*The meaning of OMBRÉ is having colors or tones that shade into each other.*

@voixdelaraison593 4 ай бұрын

Donny Jr: Black Men Come Up To Me With Tears In Their Eyes… 😂😂😂

@doctorraccooninsanity 4 ай бұрын

Don Jr. just watched the new Curb episodes and was like, "Hey, that's me! Also, have you met my live-in Black friend, Tim Scott!"

@DanielleA2023 4 ай бұрын

Water is the new Oil, if you own & control it and it's supply ...

@Cancun771 4 ай бұрын

4:30 Don't let Mar-A-Lardo hear you about offering to pay him money. For *_anything._* Apparently he needs several hundred million dollars by next week or so. He might actually take you up on that if he can't defraud the RNC in time.

@vswangren 4 ай бұрын

He seems to miss the whole point of water conservation. EVERYONE will be without enough water to wash their clothes if we don’t conserve water.

@dexterwagmeister3848 4 ай бұрын

I almost thought this game was “guess who’s high” for a second lol

@peterprice2048 4 ай бұрын

When last were the shower heads and filters cleaned on the end of the pipes at Mar-a-largo. Easy fix to what may appear be low water pressure.

@augustneverends 4 ай бұрын

As if Mar-a-Lardo would be able to play pickleball! Hilarious Jimmy...

@dawn-gk2tr 4 ай бұрын

Define " mindless cacophany " .Do they honestly expect anyone to hear , let alone answer through that cacophany.

@dustcircle 4 ай бұрын

The camera loves Lexi 8:40 - Get her an agent :)

@msmacmac1000 4 ай бұрын

Thanks, Jimmy, you’ve great!

@richiejohnson 4 ай бұрын

05:00 The Trump Challenge--- VERY funny! A lotta ❄️❄️❄️ goes into a bit like that! ⛷️

@Casmaniac 4 ай бұрын

Oh he's back on sinks and showers, an old classic

@gilenasimons7081 4 ай бұрын

Ombré is when a colour fades slowly, and it’s not just for hair, Jimmy. 😂🇬🇧

@R.L.M670 4 ай бұрын

It tickled me he knew nothing of this word! 😂

@Erin.56 4 ай бұрын

I’d never heard of it either….. I thought of hombre

@Kyedo2022 4 ай бұрын

Honestly at this point I don't think we'd even notice the government shut down.

@beststagepresence 4 ай бұрын

Funny a guy who doesn't take hygiene seriously is so concerned about water pressure.

@mcm3a812 4 ай бұрын

Trump would never know if a washing machine uses water or not.

@riikkaalanen3429 4 ай бұрын

“The apple doesn’t fall far from the orange” 😂😂😂

@christinamellow9824 4 ай бұрын

Don jr. Is like his tratior dad, losers. Thank you JIMMY KIMMEL❤❤❤you 😊😊😊

@josefachada3630 4 ай бұрын

DON FOOLIO….Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joannemiranda2250 4 ай бұрын

That's why he smells like crap, because hes conserving water....😅

@liliakilmer9773 4 ай бұрын

Jimmy, this one is definitely one of your best 😂😂😂👍👏

@tystkanin9996 4 ай бұрын

There was no distinction between objectively slippery and figuratively slippery so i would say that, yes, a cat is slippery. The first thing that came to my mind was politicians.

@chefdsal1 4 ай бұрын

Whirlpool doesn’t need any water rights To run their business, Don

@aoilpe 4 ай бұрын

„The Apprentice - House Chores “…! Great idea 💡 😂 💙

@rajun1231 4 ай бұрын

What on earth will the coke brothers do when they don't have any more money, and the stash dries up? I don't think I have ever seen a 78 year old go through cold turkey. Could that be what we are seeing now?

@amann2547 4 ай бұрын

You know, Donnie, if you pay your water bill, then you will *actually* have water for your dishwasher, shower, and sink.

@ElSantoLuchador 4 ай бұрын

5 things that are slippery: Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, and Lara Trump.

@Kim-250 4 ай бұрын

He must have a plumbing problem at Mar-a-Lago

@iralell 4 ай бұрын

Bring back the opening clips!

@rossorlandi5173 4 ай бұрын

THE SLIPPERY CHALLENGE 😂, here's my take: Donald Rump, Don jnr, Eric,Mitch McConnell, Kevin Mc.! All SLIPPERY as Hell!😂😂😂😂

@Boutys_mom 4 ай бұрын

Gotta love the confidence of Tony though!

@robertgandler3177 4 ай бұрын

Spot on honest and hysterical as always!

@krisfrederick5001 4 ай бұрын

"They come to me and say 'SIR!' With tears running down their faces...." Which Donald am I? Happening now more than ever = never

@Erin.56 4 ай бұрын

Love watching Jimmy Kimmel and Bill maher because they both despise trump as much as I do 👏🏻

@7deepbreaths.sounds 4 ай бұрын

“..now I am the master..” 😂😂😂 KIMMEL ROCKS!!! …and that 1970’s disc jock personality was “spot on”😂😂

@shardanette1 4 ай бұрын

Jr. forgot to say "they came up to me with tears in their eyes and said, sir....." 🤣😂

@pactme 4 ай бұрын

meatball don runs to the border bc he thinks there’s chalupas there.

@ry3788 4 ай бұрын

Square off at the two miles fenced border, and explain to me why this matters. There are 5 thousand miles of unfenced border. This includes Texas, New Mexico Arizona, and California.