Are you feeling lost during this World Cup? Me too. This rant will teach you nothing about the sport but will make you seem semi-competent in social situations.
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@fabiobrum23506 жыл бұрын
After 2014, the number "7" was removed from Brazil, now we count as "0,1,2,3,4,5,6, pentacampeão, 8, 9"
@monicavaquerano62716 жыл бұрын
Jajajajaja 😂 👍🏽
@itsanappl6 жыл бұрын
BDJSNDJSB
@EsDoncor6 жыл бұрын
best comment
@elisamac82276 жыл бұрын
Siiiim
@senseofsensei58646 жыл бұрын
Fábio Silva Brum AHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS
@TheJulianokenji6 жыл бұрын
Yes we latinos always root for latino nations, EXCEPT IF YOU'RE A BRAZILIAN BECAUSE WE NEVER ROOT FOR ARGENTINA. Don't forget that in 2014 even after ridiculously losing to Germany we still rooted for them against Argentina in the finals, because taking 7 goals is terrible, but Argentina winning a World Cup hosted by Brasil is UNACCEPTABLE. P.S.: Love you, Joanna.
@MsLulumaria6 жыл бұрын
At least we got to the finals... and we didn't loose for 7 goals... u gotta look on the bright side. Now we are all in our countries so go Belgium!!! Or Croatia!!!!
@raphaelgarcez87536 жыл бұрын
dear Lulu Maria, at least we won the World Cup 5 times hahahahaha jk
@camilagrgicevic28906 жыл бұрын
that's a good point. I do accept that if we had won the World Cup in Brazil, we would be annoying even now hahah. And it would be the same if you guys won in Argentina, though that's not gonna happen, not because you're a bad team(you're great), but because we're too unstable to even think about hosting a World Cup😂
@micam.93526 жыл бұрын
I don't believe peruavians root for chileans either 😂😂 it is just how it is, when it come tu fútbol (soccer) Perú, and many other latin countries, hate Chile
@Nostalgia-pc6hb5 жыл бұрын
Not me, I rooted for Argentina cos I hate the German team, before the 7x1
@riesjam6 жыл бұрын
Brazilians never root for Argentina, ever, not even against Germany in the last world cup.
@Rogerioapsandrade5 жыл бұрын
Not entirely true. Some Brazilians do appreciate Argentinian football. This rivalry is artificial created by the Brazilian media as early as the 70's
@raphaelduraes5 жыл бұрын
"America Latina! Menos Argentina!"
@agustinacampetelli92795 жыл бұрын
Yeah cus they are pieces of shit ;) in soccer at least
@alfredostroessner44865 жыл бұрын
What if German Argentinian !?!
@goopmcwoop40075 жыл бұрын
If we fell, they will as well
@Mariana-jr4gh6 жыл бұрын
If there'a a latin american team against a non latin american team, you root for the latin american team YEAH That's the vibe! Go Brazil, Go Uruguay! Also, after 2014 we created in Brazil the expression "every day there's a different 7x1" meaning a new daily suffering :) :(
@mathieublake16705 жыл бұрын
Jajajajajajajajajaja
@mauromosqueira29705 жыл бұрын
Nunca ouvi essa expressão na minha vida (sou carioca)! E o trauma e as piadas com 7X1 e Alemanha duraram tipo umas três semanas depois da Copa. Voltaram um pouco com a última Copa (Rússia), mas já se foram também ... Perder a Copa em 1950 se tornou mítico. A de 2010 ... naah.
@Drible_curto5 жыл бұрын
Mauro Mosqueira 2010? quis dizer 2014
@isabela61465 жыл бұрын
Mauro Mosqueira Sério? Eu via esse meme todo lugar, sempre com alguma coisa ruim e a legenda "todo dia um 7 × 1 diferente..."
@tetestephanie5 жыл бұрын
@@mauromosqueira2970 eu ainda vejo muito o "todo dia um 7x1 diferente."
@saraangel66966 жыл бұрын
Also! Neymar is a walking meme... Or should I say rolling meme?
@viniciusbaltar6326 жыл бұрын
A rolling meme and I say this as a Brazilian myself
@biancapiza12486 жыл бұрын
Hey... do not attack menino Ney
@allenmeneses6 жыл бұрын
Do not attack menino Ney
@TheAleTre6 жыл бұрын
Neymar is a special kind of rolling meme😂
@mariedeflaviis6 жыл бұрын
OH YOU *DIDN'T* 😂😂😂😂😂
@thehopeofeden5976 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence for all the countries that didn't qualify.
@JoannaHausmann6 жыл бұрын
I should have included this out of respect
@kris58856 жыл бұрын
*cries in haitian* pass it on
@ataladin876 жыл бұрын
Awsamazing Eden italy
@LogicReel6 жыл бұрын
Except for Chile. Latinamerica is partying all year about it.
@isalesme0156 жыл бұрын
Paraguay cries in the distance
@anajulia-mi1bf6 жыл бұрын
ok but... thaks for that "foo-chi-ball", it felt great :) love, a brazilian
@cclara.6 жыл бұрын
Ana Júlia Albuquerque eu ent eu voltei dai eu fiquei aí que linda falando português
@bigsalt14435 жыл бұрын
Bro same
@NanaSausmikat5 жыл бұрын
Obg por me explicar, não tinha entendido o que era kkkkk
@paolamarie9466 жыл бұрын
"actually its football" THANK YOU
@steff-2155 жыл бұрын
Paola Marie its actually futbol
@saraangel66966 жыл бұрын
El meme de "well, that escalated quickly" es la descripción gráfica de este mundial jajajajjaaj
@nelbelmont6 жыл бұрын
Sara Angel jajaja cierto
@nelbelmont6 жыл бұрын
Acá en Panamá (que xopa!!!) Tenemos una frase "Ai mi plata!!!" ... Este mundial ha sido un ai mi plata completo... Es grito saltadera mentadera de madre silencio y gritos de nuevo... Y cómo he sido tan feliz jajajaaj
@carloscamejo3916 жыл бұрын
Yes, Iceland qualified! Their coach is a full-time dentist and their goalkeeper makes videos for a living
@Hammster69official6 жыл бұрын
So, in other words, New Zealand with snow and volcanoes?
@Princess_kitty146 жыл бұрын
and iran goalkeeper was homeless just before the world cup
@agustinalemes53156 жыл бұрын
“Not everyone can be Uruguay” THANK you Joanna for recognising how incredible it is that for a country where half of the population, or less, are man, and many of theme are elderly. We have such small percentage that could become great football players and THEY DO! Uruguay beats all odds and we are so proud of that! 🇺🇾🇺🇾
@pedroavellarcosta93895 жыл бұрын
Everyday a new 7x1, I din't came here to be reminded of that.
@FabioLeprechaun6 жыл бұрын
3:46 If you are a Brazilian and one of the teams is Argentina, this rule don't apply.
@giuliana46826 жыл бұрын
Fábio Duarte If you where nice and didn't rub everything you win against our faces I'll root for you, guys! I have to agree that some argentinians can be assholes too.
@mmawithsubtitles74606 жыл бұрын
giuliana well at this point is one of the few things we have left.
@rodriguesigor23826 жыл бұрын
giuliana not everything, only our five World Cup titles. 😁
@xxbren8766 жыл бұрын
Igor Rodrigues ... Hmmm people remmmber 2014 (7-1) more then how much cups Brasil had won.
@FabioLeprechaun6 жыл бұрын
Actually is not. Losing a game, 7 x 1, 1 x 0 or 198988873300234228 x 0, do not cancel out any championship you already won.
@Felipe-sh4ub6 жыл бұрын
Yesss you're wearing the 2014 colombian jersey🇨🇴
@saraangel66966 жыл бұрын
Es más linda que la de ahora
@Felipe-sh4ub6 жыл бұрын
Sara Angel la camiseta de este año es hermosa, ¿de qué estás hablando?
@saraangel66966 жыл бұрын
Pues no digo que la de este año sea fea, pero la del 2014 era mucho más linda! La roja en especial era fuera de este mundo
@mmgpa25806 жыл бұрын
XO ForLife Colombia éxitos mañana! Quiero que salgan campeones 18’! Saludos desde Argentina !
@Dianeon6 жыл бұрын
mmgpa2580 Graciassss. Eso seria genialll 😃
@katherineashleyjaimes91306 жыл бұрын
A HUGE fact was Peru going to the World Cup after 36 years
@danisire6663 жыл бұрын
Yup and that unfortunately and also weirdly enough they lost against Denmark and they haven’t been in the World Cup for quite long too... so I mean WTF!!!
@holisticmaya6 жыл бұрын
“THE WOOOORLD CUP!” 😂 living for this
@SimoneUmba6 жыл бұрын
Brazil vs Germany my god. That was a dark day around the world. All the men in my family were devestated and we're only 8% Brazilian 😂
@norageallowed6 жыл бұрын
I'm brazillian and we like to joke about this things but let me tell you... I felt physically bad that day. I had to turn off the TV and stop watching the game, but I could still hear the neighbours screaming in horror (not remotely exagerating). I couldn't stop thinking about it for days.
@mmawithsubtitles74606 жыл бұрын
Caroline Ribas most people that I know got drunk that day
@goldenfoxa18106 жыл бұрын
The match was fake I don't believe in it
@GabiihAmaral6 жыл бұрын
I felt phisically sick that day, I literally couldn't keep the food inside of me. That was a bad, bad couple of months.
@tathianerohdecoutinho69116 жыл бұрын
Do not mention that day for the love of God!
@guillermosaenz39766 жыл бұрын
Because South Korea Beat that ass LMAO I FREAKING BURST OUT LAUGHING!!!! this episode was made for me lol
@Shockwave333333333336 жыл бұрын
Guillermo Saenz I DIED LMAO
@ArgKaiser6 жыл бұрын
The last goal was amazing
@faithmartinez93766 жыл бұрын
MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽 at least we lost to Brasil instead of Korea
@Alusnovalotus5 жыл бұрын
Faith Martinez you guys lost to everyone else...
@itsjustjlolz74895 жыл бұрын
alus nova last world cup, we won against Germany too, pay attention:)
@prfra.jiasubecerraypacheco99344 жыл бұрын
😝😝😝😝😝😝oh dios!!!
@maria-pv1ms4 жыл бұрын
damn!!!!
@SouvikMisra3 жыл бұрын
Hirving Lozano and Son Heung Min.... Germany's worst nightmare ever
@algarcia665 жыл бұрын
FOO-CHEE-BAW AHA! Someone has been studying Portuguese... ;)
@bernardoxbm6 жыл бұрын
Brazil is the Meryl Streep of the World Cup that make me very proud. Thank you Joanna!
@jesusmendiola20216 жыл бұрын
The biggest fact is that after playing soccer, Neymar should totally be an actor. I mean he has been practicing during the entire World Cup... #NoOneRollsOnTheGroundLikeThat
@juliabogajo6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Mendiola he a freaking drama queen, but he is OUR drama queen. And only we can shit talk him
@mmawithsubtitles74606 жыл бұрын
Jesus Mendiola true, however today that guy stepped on the foot he had a surgery a couple months ago. So for once I don't think he was faking
@Lam_Fran6 жыл бұрын
"The country with the most world cup loses is Mexico" A ver a ver, no le echemos mas sal a la herida porfa, ya sabemos que valemos madre DX
@ronaldoborges64063 жыл бұрын
Mexico will be the country that hosted most world cups 1970, 1986 and 2026
@ricardo_sotorbs3 жыл бұрын
Aunque hay que verlo de otra manera. Somos los que mas perdemos porque somos de los que mas califican sin jamas ganar el torneo. Otras naciones quedan fuera en eliminatorias y pues ya sus derrotas en mundiales no suman. Me explico?
@PaolaEP6 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican it hurt to know that we have the most losses but like tru.... and even if we loose we will celebrate the heck out of it and get drunk
@cattledecapitation9146 жыл бұрын
Paola EP Yep so true
@mr.schaeffer53993 жыл бұрын
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk com tequila.
@TheJoseisaac306 жыл бұрын
Fact -In spite of Panama losing 1-6 against England, they were as happy as if they had won the world cup 😂.
@carloscaballero10726 жыл бұрын
TheAisaac As a panamenian I can verify this fact 100% 😂😂😂
@kelvinmota1236 жыл бұрын
Lol becuase the US wasn't their
@alexandralasso58056 жыл бұрын
Why mention the US when they didn't make it to the World Cup? Why, because they suck right now. At least, my country (which obviously is not the best football team) got in and made us feel great and as a unite country once again.
@alexandralasso58056 жыл бұрын
Indeed!!! We celebrated that goal like we won the world cup and you know what? we won the heart of all the russians :D
@kelvinmota1236 жыл бұрын
Alexandra Lasso lol I was making fun of the US team mate but congrats panama
@litmixer17516 жыл бұрын
Something else is that Spanish announcers are 100 times better than the English one’s.
@Jafar4316 жыл бұрын
Because they got that breath control. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@adrianafernandez4566 жыл бұрын
I love how Venezuelans and Ecuadorians were both rooting for Colombia 💛💙❤ Soccer unites people ⚽️🤞 I just hope Ecuador makes it to 2022 lol
@no-xs8bk5 жыл бұрын
Football also caused a war between El Salvador and Honduras
@aaascue4 жыл бұрын
Make sense, neighbors and practically the same flag
@nicolasmedina79634 жыл бұрын
Vamos tricolor!!! 💛💙❤️
@LaBucci5 жыл бұрын
Last years World Cup was depressing, I was first rooting for México 🇲🇽 Argentina 🇦🇷 Uruguay 🇺🇾 Colombia 🇨🇴 Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Brazil 🇧🇷 España 🇪🇸 and neither made it to the finals 😭😭😭😭 but ill always root for my Latinos
@lf.trainotti26305 жыл бұрын
BraSil, thank you! 😉 kkkk
@ronaldoborges64063 жыл бұрын
Well, France is a Latin European Country as well as Spain, so at least a "latino" country won the World Cup
@dianapoveda33433 жыл бұрын
As a latina of.course I prefer Spain, Portugal, Italy,.because France always feel the least latino. The other languages are more similar and the people.also. Spaniards and Portuguese came to Latinamerica and we have had a lot of italian immigration.
@shinypaintf5886 жыл бұрын
"not everybody can be Uruguay" thank you :0
@DryBooks6 жыл бұрын
I love how she said “fotibol” like a brazilian! 😍🇧🇷
@vitok49re6 жыл бұрын
you forgot to mention that Brazil will AWAYS be on the side of the team that is playing against Argentina! the context doesn't matter... Argentina is playing? GO OTHER TEAM! (Seriously we rooted for Germany to win after the 7x1 cause they were going against Argentina)
@lillypotter26406 жыл бұрын
3:46 as a Chilean this is true except when the team is Argentina
@reaux3921 Жыл бұрын
Why? Haters
@julimoreira6 жыл бұрын
Here in Brazil, during the matches in which we play, we bet how many times Neymar will fall. There are bars that give free round of shot for every time he falls. And there are even some kind of silent auction: whoever guesses how many times Neymar will fall, wins a prize.
@rafaellyrodrigues60936 жыл бұрын
The Brazil part is so accurate 😂😂 that 7x1 still haunts our dreams, and this year we're so convinced that we will win, we made fun of every single country on Twitter and we rub our victories on their faces and now if we don't win it's gonna be even more embarrassing than the last world cup 😂. Awesome video btw ❤️ I love your channel
@anatofind28306 жыл бұрын
we will never forget it. NEVER LOL
@az0305976 жыл бұрын
If we loose we play the card "it was an irony duh" or delete the tweets... That's my plan at least.
@thatcreggcell15346 жыл бұрын
I have one of my Portuguese teachers on Facebook and he was not okay that day hahaha poor thing.
@v.ctxr.a83546 жыл бұрын
Poor mexico
@kaickf.r.goncalves28466 жыл бұрын
I thought Brazilians were the only Latinos rooting for Brazil in the BRAxMEX match , then I read the comment section and it was really heartwarming! Thanks, guys! ❤️
@danibsemedo6 жыл бұрын
yes same !!!
@cattledecapitation9146 жыл бұрын
Kaick Filipe yeah you guys eliminated us (takes a shot of mes cal) but i'm rooting for brazil til the end. Good luck
@ablurida5 жыл бұрын
Nah you guys have to understand, maybe you are at war against everybody when in the World Cup (that's probably why you win so much tbh) but everybody else likes you even when you eliminated them, (especially against a non latinoamerican country). Além do mais a seleção do Brasil é bem melhor do que a MEX.
@lorenzovonmatterhorn47565 жыл бұрын
I'm half Mexican and I rooted for Brazil.
@kyoshiroma4 жыл бұрын
Nope, I think every Latin country roots for Mexico only when they plays against a non Latinamerican country but for example against Brazil every goes to Brazil we KNOW football and want to see blood hahahahha
@bindgagger3 жыл бұрын
For Scotland - a team that rarely qualifies - there is a simple rule: hope that the teams playing England destroy England.
@sergiovela76866 жыл бұрын
Yess girl, use that 2014 jersey!! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴 That's my favorite one
@ArgKaiser6 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss!
@licanthroppe6 жыл бұрын
That wasn't a loss! That was a robbery lol
@ArgKaiser6 жыл бұрын
Mr Shanty hey! I was rooting for you!
@licanthroppe6 жыл бұрын
I was rooting for you guys too!
@ArgKaiser6 жыл бұрын
Mr Shanty you know who we have to root for now. Don't you?
@sortasofi2546 жыл бұрын
Honestly as an Argentinian I can assure you that this past week the overall mood when I go anywhere is literally a funeral so that last bit was very accurate
@GG-wy8pk6 жыл бұрын
Sofía I am Brazilian and i Saw a Lot of brazilians Sad about Argentina. Not kidding.
@sortasofi2546 жыл бұрын
i'm rooting for brazil so i believe this
@noemieo.25016 жыл бұрын
hi there I'm French
@harounben3426 жыл бұрын
I'm Algerian and literally, Argentina is a country with good people
@Ana-xt6ze6 жыл бұрын
I came back to say that I really hope either Brazil or Uruguay DESTROY England and Neville Longbottom
@tetestephanie5 жыл бұрын
Neville atacked Uruguay too?
@santiagowood31776 жыл бұрын
“Iceland. Iceland. I c e l a n d”
@aurorabelaunzaran98156 жыл бұрын
omg you are so right about the latino rivalry. I am Mexican but I live in New Zealand, and almost no one watches the world cup. So there is this one Brazilian boy in my school and every time we would see each other between classes we would always scream at eachother about how our own contries would win the game and everyone passing by would just stared at us like we were crazy. So far after the match I've been avoiding him, I don't want to give him the satisfaction of saying "I told you so".
@karinapessoa9826 жыл бұрын
Aurora belaunzarán 😄 what a sad situacion...😛haha... I love South americans being South americans!!! LOL
@Barukh6 жыл бұрын
Aurora belaunzarán Don't worry about it, I'll do it for him: "I told you so!! hahahaha Brazil wins!! What did I tell you!?" There you go. Now you don't have to avoid him. ;]
@aurorabelaunzaran98156 жыл бұрын
Akenani Menatseah Jajaja very funny 😒
@male36556 жыл бұрын
Well now you can talk to him as Brazil is not in the World Cup anymore :'(💔
@Chechab6 жыл бұрын
You should've invited Juan! He's uruguayan so I'm sure he knows his stuff, as any uruguayan would. The world literally stops in Uruguay whenever the team is playing a match. Seriously; nobody on the streets; workplaces closed; only the hospitals remain open. You can talk about football with your grandma and your little nephew, and they can both tell you stories about when Uruguay was a champion. The mood in our society is directly related to how well Uruguay is doing in football.
@vessel37106 жыл бұрын
Chechab Si ! Cuando pasamos a cuartos todo el mundo empezó a festejar como si hubiéramos ganado . Uruguay en época de mundial es el mejor Uruguay.
@user-lt4iq5hd5n6 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@FelipeAllison6 жыл бұрын
it's the same thing up here in Brazil
@Princess_kitty146 жыл бұрын
this
@mariana123nobrega6 жыл бұрын
Chechab same in Brazil. We're more upset that it lost cause we don't have any more "Cup Hollidays", than anything else
@drimoreno97566 жыл бұрын
Wow not even a minute into this video or this channel as a matter of fact, and i already love you and whoever is behind the camera.
@draglovsk72796 жыл бұрын
I love Venezuela and that's my brother country cause I'm colombian
@honeyandthmoon6 жыл бұрын
The latino vs not-latino/latino vs latino is so accurate. I'm brazilian and I've been rooting for Mexico, I really like Mexico, specially because they BEAT GERMANY!!! So there was a lot of love going on between Mex/Brasil... At least until they had to face each other. I'm sorry but BRASIL NA VEIA!!!
@cattledecapitation9146 жыл бұрын
Leo Fernandes thanks buddy
@debbiepedroza40816 жыл бұрын
My friend say she didn’t want Mexico to play against Brazil cause she really liked Brazil but we are Mexican so she was crossed
@jpablo686 жыл бұрын
I'm Mexican and I'm rooting for brazil right now, but when we faced eachother... MUERETE BRASILEÑO!, now it's VAMOS BRASIL =)! futbol makes us bipolar sometimes ;)
@honeyandthmoon6 жыл бұрын
Juan Pablo Lomeli hahahah it does! But apart of that it's only love
@juanchagoya87726 жыл бұрын
Brazil has always been one of my favorite teams. Plus when Mexico and Brazil play, they usually give us a great game. That latino rule really does happen. I root for all my latin american brothers except Argentina. Football wise I hate Argentines but in day to day they are cool af.
@scb378896 жыл бұрын
Mexico is (annoyingly?) incredibly consistent! We have lost the first knockout round for 7 CONSECUTIVE WORLD CUPS. That's 28 YEARS. Always qualify, but can't seem to get past the quarterfinals. No, I'm not upset about this at all. Nope. Not like we did it again today. ARGH Anyway this explains why Mexico has the most losses: we're always there, and always stop at the same place. ALGÚN DÍA LLEGAREMOS AL QUINTO PARTIDO SIGH
@Javimtz326 жыл бұрын
I think our main issue- Oh, mejor lo digo en español Creo que nuestro principal problema, es el exceso de confianza. Cada vez que pasamos al cuarto partido, llegamos completamente sobrados. Y que pasa? Pum! Nos devuelven a la maldita realidad!
@pieiem6 жыл бұрын
sb_blah deja el 5 partido! La copa! Imaginemos cosa chingonas jajaja
@scb378896 жыл бұрын
honestly I'm mildly surprised no one here said no era penal
@scb378896 жыл бұрын
Ehhh pero no puedes empezar un partido sin confianza! :p
@eveitsnotthatserious16775 жыл бұрын
sb_blah hermano te mando un ciber-abrazo. De mexicano a mexicano. P.S. I was salty too
@Diaznator6 жыл бұрын
Production wise, camera, jokes, and energy... this is THE BEST VIDEO so far. And all previous ones were on point! :)
@calteckk6 жыл бұрын
She gained some of my respect when she said FOOTBALL.
@HeyitsValerie6 жыл бұрын
Is that the Colombia jersey? Heck yeah! 🇨🇴
@mappingoutthesky6 жыл бұрын
The comparison with Venezuela and Colombia reminds me of Argentina and Uruguay. When one of us loses, we support the other 💪
@LogicReel6 жыл бұрын
Well.... there's a noticeable amount of uruguayans (more than argentinians) who don't support Argentina when Uruguay looses
@giuliana46826 жыл бұрын
One time a uruguayan girl told me that they hate the stereotype of the typical argentino, all that arrogant bullshit.
@LogicReel6 жыл бұрын
giuliana yep pretty much. With a few extra minor things.
@giuliana46826 жыл бұрын
Kevin Laport as an argentinian I have to admit that a lot of us are pure assholes including the president and even while I'm typing this I'm getting so mad I want to kill them all, a purge style thing.
@LogicReel6 жыл бұрын
giuliana lol why the president?
@joanecsilva6 жыл бұрын
This video is amazing 😂, I'm brazilian and i laughed so hard during all the video, nice work, luv u Joana ❤️
@emilysibaja20096 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that you finally included Costa Rica, love it, bye
@ronaldoborges64063 жыл бұрын
Costa Rica was the leader of a death group (Against Uruguay, England and Italy) and arrived in final 8 in the world cup 2014 and only lost in penalties against Netherlands. All respect to Costa Rica and Navas, one of the best goalkeepers in the world.
@ayoshi56166 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian I approve the tips about brazil
@ThePreKPensieve6 жыл бұрын
The "Argentina!" Sorry for your loss KILLED ME!!! :'D But so did Cueva's penalty kick :(
@nessabellpunk6 жыл бұрын
The Pre-K Pensieve peruuuuuuuu!!!! I wanted Cuevas to make the goal!!!
@ThePreKPensieve6 жыл бұрын
nessabellpunk same!! I was so happy when they called the penalty. Poor guy threw it too high. But shit happens I guess. Asi es el futbol!
@ThePreKPensieve6 жыл бұрын
gloomy gum right? I feel for him. I mean, it sucks that if he had made that shot Peru could have made it to knockouts, but damn, even Messi and Ronaldo missed some shots too.
@cynthiatamara53375 жыл бұрын
Basically my fav video of yours. Greetings from Colombia!!! ✊🏻
@jotacontreras216 жыл бұрын
Very funny and a very good description. Thanks... And Vamos Colombia.!! 🇨🇴
@catalinavillamarin71436 жыл бұрын
Fully support the shirt, and WTF Chris??? It’s Colombia, mijo!!!
@DavidGomez-ph4yn6 жыл бұрын
It's so beautiful to see you wearing a Colombia jersey
@andreaf.b.93836 жыл бұрын
And rooting for all the latino countries makes you root for Spain as well? Because in Spain we root for you guys
@CharlieDanvers6 жыл бұрын
yeah sure!
@lorenzovonmatterhorn47566 жыл бұрын
Andrea Fernández Bayón I always root for España. I was devastated when they lost to Russia
@fiquinho886 жыл бұрын
We also root for Spain.
@claravaccari35376 жыл бұрын
I root for Iniesta. Always.
@gastonferreira84886 жыл бұрын
Hell no
@laurels32696 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how you're only at 145k Subscribers. You're THE funniest channel on KZfaq. Keep it up Joanna!
@danyelric10746 жыл бұрын
Joanna, olvidaste LA MALDICION DEL CAMPEÓN! Los últimos TRES países que ganaron el mundial cayeron en fase de grupos en el siguiente mundial.
@JoannaHausmann6 жыл бұрын
OMG! VERDAD!
@itsanappl6 жыл бұрын
*europeans winning curse latinos go well around this
@chamas906 жыл бұрын
Sólo se escapó a Brasil, que ganó en 2002 no cayó en 2006. Pues si usted cuenta con Francia, ella ganó en 1998 y fue eliminada en la fase de grupos en 2002, fueron 4 campeones afectados por la maldicion
@ishrod_tweaks6 жыл бұрын
España 2014, sniff, sniff 😢.
@ArgKaiser6 жыл бұрын
Y tambien, cuando mencionaste el apoyo de países latinos a no latinos, olvidaste la ETERNA rivalidad entre Brasil y Argentina
@O_Tucano6 жыл бұрын
Another word that you shouldn’t say to a Brazilian : ARGENTINA
@mmawithsubtitles74606 жыл бұрын
PEMGUIM BOLADO only during the World Cup. The 7x01 is all season hahaha
@tarisaa7576 жыл бұрын
Why?
@mmawithsubtitles74606 жыл бұрын
Tri Nur Handayani BRxArg is a football classic.
@cra0cristal6 жыл бұрын
Except if you're talking about Paola Carosella. The only argentinian we like hahaha
@sofiagolpe22246 жыл бұрын
*maracanzo* is the real og
@advosmarjr6 жыл бұрын
Hey, very nice video! I’m Brazilian and that 7x0 to Germany is now a meme here (everything here in Brazil ends up in a meme). Get the Brazilian selection as your second team! Keep doing videos and I’ll keep watching them!
@Mateo2710954 жыл бұрын
I love the sorry for your loss to Argentina 😂😂😂 (I'm Argentinian to clarify)
@xxxacu4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Jafar4316 жыл бұрын
00:03 That Venezuela finger snap
@vivipcm6 жыл бұрын
Oh por Dios!! tu con la camiseta de La selección!! ♡♡♡♡
@sabadoadrianovich6 жыл бұрын
Bella Johanna con la camiseta de mi Colombia. Un abrazo "pana" desde Bogotá. I love your videos. You Rock.
@ebbbba82806 жыл бұрын
LOVE YA JOANNA AND KRIS. your videos never fail to make me laugh even on rough days XD
@thehopeofeden5976 жыл бұрын
This is it. This is the best episode. This is the one.
@crazedmartinez6 жыл бұрын
Awsamazing Eden the Latin accents is the best one
@Santatoomato6 жыл бұрын
NICE SHIRT ;) GO COLOMBIA
@cameronabbey79816 жыл бұрын
As much as Colombia is great, We better beat you guys tomorrow lol
@Santatoomato6 жыл бұрын
OH hell nah
@megafaunacovers3136 жыл бұрын
Those Costa Rican "Rs" are so on point 😂
@timosso6 жыл бұрын
Gurl Pura Vida! I love hearing my country being named by you, although you say Cojta Rrhika I love it, this is the beautiful second time in your videos, Costa Rica perdió pero el técnico el el problema mae❤ gracias Pura Vida! Te amo!
@JoaoPessoa866 жыл бұрын
In 2014 even after what Germany did to us I was rooting for them because 7-1 was bad but having Argentina win in the Maracana would have been worse
@mmawithsubtitles74606 жыл бұрын
Fulano de Tal Same. But if it had been any other latin country I would've rooted for them
@catainda53286 жыл бұрын
I hate you but I also love you because same, if the final was Brazil vs Germany, big ass same 😂😂
@mmawithsubtitles74606 жыл бұрын
Cata Inda it's just how it is hahahaha It would've been to much at once. Argentina would have never let us get over it. Can you imagine if Brazil won a cup in Argentina? They would never hear the end of it. I'm serious I know my country. Ten generations away living on Mars and we would STILL talk about it.
@Rukhage6 жыл бұрын
Well the Uruguayans are still giving you crap for el Maracanazo in 1950, so I understand those fears; but man that would have been a crazy game. xD
@cra0cristal6 жыл бұрын
I was rooting for Germany in the 2014 finals because losing to a loser would be even more humiliating. So at least we can say we were eliminated by the best team :D Better than losing to France and Netherlands. They eliminated us only to fail >:(
@alexismayo81876 жыл бұрын
I so love this! You should always be a commentator for football!
@JoannaHausmann6 жыл бұрын
You are the only person to ever say that to me
@dimitriantonioioannu53466 жыл бұрын
¡Gracias por el Q'xopa Chama! Me encantó el vídeo. Was absolutely amazing!
@RodrigorReyes1236 жыл бұрын
That was the best episode in a long time hahah! Good job Chris 👏 Edit: C’mon guys y’all know Chris is the real MVP
@delfs91036 жыл бұрын
I honestly hope that Uruguay wins I don't know
@paulaaquino6 жыл бұрын
Iceland participated in 2014... and the latino brotherhood does not exist in 🇧🇷x🇦🇷
@maiasamaniego96326 жыл бұрын
paulaaquino neither does in Paraguay with both Brasil and Argentina
@TurboWheeler6 жыл бұрын
There weren't any Nordic countries represented in 2014
@cristobalcosta11326 жыл бұрын
True, we argentines hate brazilians at football. Beyond that, they are great people. Neymar is a cool guy, off the pitch
@titus_philemon6 жыл бұрын
Juliana Silva I mean... They are the ones that declared war against Brazil & invaded our south region trying to get access to the sea... But we are the "bad guys" here?? Cmon
@nicorobin146 жыл бұрын
Everyone hates Brazil and Argentina when talking football... and not talking football too
@bestnarryever6 жыл бұрын
I am a proud brazilian and I don’t think I have ever seen a more relatable video in your channel before. Congratulations, I will use this video to explain myself to foreigners from now on hahaha
@DarkBrawlerLink6 жыл бұрын
"I'm 29 and that's all I fucking know about FIFA" I'm still laughing at that part lol
@MrAgares696 жыл бұрын
Brazil Love You so much dear...and me too Love...kisses From Brazil...
@thiagomarques30366 жыл бұрын
vem hexa!
@hoshghk6 жыл бұрын
BORA HEXA
@kris58856 жыл бұрын
good win against mexico... sorry to any Mexicans in the comments
@priscilateixeira41596 жыл бұрын
Cristiano Gonçalves #vemhexa
@viniciusbaltar6326 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: despite having participated in every World Cup to this day, Brazil isn´t the country to reach the most finals. We went to seven finals in total, being the second country to reach most finals in the World Cups. The first place goes to Germany, with 8 classifications for the finals. Also, despite the rivalry, Brazil and Argentina have never faced each other in a World Cup final.
@MissSofiNencini6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that “sorry for your loss”. Seriously still weeping 🇦🇷
@amandamachado95003 жыл бұрын
Well I'am Brazilian and actually Brazilians joke a lot about the loss to Germany even now, to make things better 7x1 and the word 'lose' kind of have the same meaning when speaking to someone in Brazil, it's like "every day is a different 7x1, my phone was robbed today"
@Isinbayevo5 жыл бұрын
Joanna qué alegría me dio verte con la camiseta de Colombia ! Por un momento creí que te habías equivocado pero cuando explicaste que, al no estar Venezuela clasificada, ibas por nosotros me conmovió !
@rebecamoncayo52186 жыл бұрын
I’m Colombian and I approve this video😂🎉
@mirandaperez41176 жыл бұрын
TALK ABOUT THE SHIT THAT IS HAPPENING IN NICARAGUA! WE NEED TO GET THE WORD OUT!
@mirandaperez41176 жыл бұрын
Fight for our Latino brothers and sisters in central America
@milkabolanos44576 жыл бұрын
What's happening??
@mirandaperez41176 жыл бұрын
milka bolanos Stuff with the president where he's letting police shoot young protestors and pretty much trying to make another civil war
@mirandaperez41176 жыл бұрын
Jose Moran Yeah it sucks but we still gotta fight for the people there. Lots of them are fighting to take down the government for their cruelty. We should get the word out tho since it will get worse if we just let it be
@giuliana46826 жыл бұрын
I think in general Latin America is suffering a lot of repression. They are using the World Cup as a distraction and it's so sad. Hope you'll be fine over there! Love from Argentina.
@dinhelson5 жыл бұрын
Joanna, you are the best!!!! Love all your videos! Y todavia no he probado las arepas venezolanas...soon tho
@thamiresmaiabastos10746 жыл бұрын
I'm already waiting for the part 2 of this video!
@katarinababic91976 жыл бұрын
Yess. Now my day is complete. Amo a tus videos Joanna, me encantan 💞💝😃
@JoannaHausmann6 жыл бұрын
@katarinababic91976 жыл бұрын
First time you and responded to my comment. I'm so happy right now. 😃😊🙌💞
@Chechab6 жыл бұрын
Joanna, además del 7-1 contra Alemania, te faltó mencionar que la otra palabra prohibida frente a un brasilero es "Maracanazo"
@07calabria6 жыл бұрын
Let me tell you first handed. Most Brazilian don’t care about it anymore. A lot of them don’t even know what it is. It’s been almost 70 years.
@leticiachagas90096 жыл бұрын
O que que é Maracanazo
@andresantos68716 жыл бұрын
Chechab O que é Macarazano??
@FelipeAllison6 жыл бұрын
1950, world cup was in Brazil, the final was Brazil vs Urugay, Urugay won, it was a very sad day, the elders care a lot about this, the younger people not so much
@leticiachagas90096 жыл бұрын
Felipe Allison ai meu Deus foi tipo o pré 7x1 então
@peckgardner6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha U don't know how much I missed you! Amazing video!!!!
@RodrigorReyes1236 жыл бұрын
When you said drama all I was thinking about was Neymar disintegrating into a meme at yesterday’s game against Mexico. 😂😂😂
@ronaldoborges64063 жыл бұрын
Actually, Mexico players thought Football was MMA or thought Neymar was a new kind of Piñata that should be broken with foots.
@mrballondorkarimbenzema83283 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldoborges6406 he overreacted he is made out of glass.
@ronaldoborges64063 жыл бұрын
@@mrballondorkarimbenzema8328 The images in the television show the Mexican player stepped on Neymar's leg while he was on the floor. If that doesn't hurt you, congratulations, you have a steal leg.
@carlosmiguel28486 жыл бұрын
i love when you talk about brazil, you should do it more PLEASE
@jesusmendiola20216 жыл бұрын
Turning on the notifications was the best thing I ever did!
@eduardofreireprimo5 жыл бұрын
You rock, girl. I really enjoy your videos
@Maria-db9yb6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, I love you Joanna. Thank you for having rooted for us Colombians ❤️
@chuave1526 жыл бұрын
Argentina ya quedo afuera pero aun tenemos nuestra multi-account "Uruguay" lista para ser usada.
@Altrantis6 жыл бұрын
El mini-me de Argentina XD
@giuliana46826 жыл бұрын
Voy a hacer todas las macumbas habidas y por haber para que Uruguay siga.
@MariposaRedimida6 жыл бұрын
Almost us! Son casi nosotros! Vamos Rio de la Plata! jaja
@vessel37106 жыл бұрын
Altrantis no somos ningun mini me , llegamos a cuartos a puro huevo y con el viento en contra , como siempre
@javierquinterosurzua27676 жыл бұрын
And just after the Belgian goal to Japan. Man, this video was uploaded with impecable timing
@Altrantis6 жыл бұрын
Pedazo de partido.
@Indiepollock816 жыл бұрын
Que xopa!!!! Panamanians bringing the Carnaval atmosphere, whether we are winning or qualified as the last team in this Wold Cup! Proud to see my country and singing the national anthem in our first World Cup! Amazing video as always!!