The mosquito, Florida’s State bird.

Joe "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" Rogan

As a trucker, these podcasts are my life

The yelling at the cheetah part made me laugh super hard

It’s the most irritating thing When they are looking at a picture and saying it looks cool but they don’t show it

Joe Rogan: too many alligators Alligator: too many humans Let the games begin

Used to go airboating and camping in the everglades back in the early eighties. There were already giant pythons there then. Those camps on pilings out in the middle of the glades are a trip.

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" JOE: "I'M GONNA! I'D BE THE HIPPO PUNISHER!" Awesome quote.

Joe "The Hippo Punisher" Rogan

Dude likes the word "snatched"

Close friend of mine had a 100 acre farm in the Everglades until the government took it from him with eminent domain. It was beautiful. Literally had a one room cabin with no electricity or running water with all sorts of fruits and veggies growing. It was a food forest that sustained itself

One of the first times (app 44 years ago) that I ran a government mission (into the Florida Everglades,) into a area where there were gators, et al. it felt like we were the lunch in a sushi boat.This is not even to mention the black clouds of mosquitoes that literally black out the sunlight.

"They're in the Bible. Snakes will eat your baby." -Joe Rogan But not if the dingos get there first.

Joe "send the marines to kill pythons" Rogan

Hippo Punisher 🤣😂🤣

Joe "They're a weird animal, they're like a cat-dog thing" Rogan

If Rogan ever goes to Africa he’s mounting an M62 Minigun to his boat just lights up every ripple

Who just binge watches his podcats

The dude is convinced that Crabs have vocal cords to scream hahahahaha

I love joes attitude!!! You cant do that “well im gonna” 😂😂😂

"You can't do that." "But... I'm gonna."

I live right next to the Everglades, I grew up with alligators my whole life, they arent that bad, they are pretty scared of people. When I was 15 we used to live in a house literally right on the swamp, the water was about 20 feet from my door and I used to clap to scare the alligators out of the yard LOL.

Love the bit on the crabs. When i was 13 my family took me to Galveston on vacation. One night i caught a huge blue crab using a towel to keep it from pinching me. This tactic of using the towel had worked hundreds of times previously but this time the crab latched onto my pinky with some anger. It had broke the skin and as a child i thought it had broke my finger too. I beat the life out of that crab 10 times over and still hate them with a passion 😂

They'd be like "you can't do that" Joe: But im gonna.. 🤣🤣🤣

When I was a teenager working at a seafood restaurant, most of the cooks had scars on their arms from crabs and lobsters spitting boiling grease at them before they died.

I love how these two get along!

"have you ever looked in the eye of a snake....." - Joe Rogan

JRE hits different when you’re high 😂

When you live 20 minutes from the Everglades and hear these stories on the daily 😳

You can tell Joe loves his dearly at 7:10 when he reads that story.

"You don't wanna be like 'HEYMOTHAFUCKER!" hahahaha

“She’s eating her kids” don’t act like your gf/wife ain’t done that before lol

Love how Joe's eyes are slanted like he's staring in the sun. Such a stoner 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you guys. Guy jumps into an alligator death....laughing right along with you.

I'm a Florida Man. I'm not afraid of alligators, it's the otters that scare me. They travel in gangs, seem to have a language, and use tools. Once saw a gang plan an attack and dismantle a 13 foot gater. But people think they are cute so no perceived threat.

Joe "come stop me I'm killing all the hippos" Rogan

8:46 when Joe sniffs his nose like these fucking pythons are proving me right eating an alligator had me soul morphed in laughter.

Joe Rogan might be the best Zoologist I've ever heard. "Get in there you fucking bug, you sea bug". Classic

this is by far one of the funniest conversations i’ve seen on this podcast

5:02 Joe "HEY MOTHAFUCKA" Rogan... that shit had me dying😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

“From the Everglades... SKINNER!”

What always annoyed me as a louisianan, is that we have MORE gators, WORSE mosquitoes, HIGHER humidity, pretty much more of everything Florida claims to be, but Louisiana never gets its credit. When a gator climbs somebody's backyard fence in Florida, you hear about it because they freak. In Louisiana, you don't hear about it cuz we're used to it lmao

Send marines to kill the pythons? I approve.

Remember when Australia went to war on Emus and lost. Sending Marines to the swap to take on pythons better be playing Fortunate Son.

“Come stop me I’m killing all the hippos”😂😂😂

Hungry, Hungry Hippos has really desensitized us to the danger of hippos.

This is my new animal planet.

Lions can open doors. There is a reason they say to LOCK THE DOORS!

Joe leans forward , looks into the lens and says i`m killing all the snakes .... i genuinely laughed out loud

Her: "I wonder what he is talking about with the boys..?" Me with the boys:

I live in Florida. I had a young python come up on to my porch one day right after I took my small dog outside. He already had something in his belly. He stayed around my porch for a long time, stalking his prey (my dog, who was safe inside my house). Sorry if this offends anyone but I had to do what I had to do. He wasn’t leaving, he was waiting for my dog to come out again. Side note: since I never want to get asked again if I fed my dog to the snake, NO I ended up finding a golf club and a machete in the backyard. I teased the python to bite on to the golf club in one hand, and as soon as he did I swung down and chopped his head off with the rusty machete in the other.

Absolutely love Joe Rogan quotes out of context, "I'll be responsible for hippo-extinction" omg 😂

The lobster scream is just air traveling through the shell

I live in Montana and we get bears just wondering through town in some places

Joe said some of the funniest stuff here, “the move is to not move” & “I’ll be responsible for hippo extinction, but you not allowed to, but I’m gonna” 😂😂😂

Definition of a Cheetah: Weird cat dog thing 😂

Joe is hilarious in this clip. Hippo punisher. 😂

"Get in there you f*cking sea bug.” 🤣😂

Joe “Hippo Punisher” Rogan

I wonder how many Clips there is of Joe freaking out about snakes and alligators. Lol

They're in the Bible "Snakes will eat your baby" 🤣 you never let me down for a good laugh

“But I’m gonna!” My favorite shit ever left JR’s mouth right there

“ ...they don’t think anything can happen to them, like if they’ve never been punched. “

The python issue really blew up after hurricane Andrew in 1992. A Lot of the houses/ mobile homes that got destroyed had pet pythons. Took about 20 years for them to completely take over the everglades.

I saw 4 cheetahs hunt a small wildebeest in masai mara in Dec., 2021. It was scary how fast they cover huge distances. And they ate the carcass so quickly. Just devoured it. Our guide told us they do this to prevent other predators like hyena or even lions from stealing their prey. Oddly enough, they ate it up quickly and were looking all around, searching for something. Probably checking if those animals were near by. It was a real experience. And there are many modified land cruisers that are totally covered up. I went on one of those. Open safari jeeps are just stupid.

If ‘Hippo Punisher’ was a real show I’d definitely watch it, just saying

“SNAKES WILL EAT YOUR BABY!”

It has been 3 years and I'm still waiting for the Joe Rogan "Hippo Punisher" Arc. I wish no harm on his wife or hippos, but that is an Arc im here for.

"I'm gonna be responsible for hippo extinction" I'm fuckin dying lmao

Fun fact: Hippos are actually too dense to swim normally, what they tend to do is sink down to the bottom of the water and just walk along the riverbed.

I'll be the hippo punisher. 😂😂

Between 3009 and 2014 3 Nile crocs were captured in Florida. Dna tests found them to be related to each other but unrelated to any of the Nile crocs in licenced facilities in the state. Scientists believe that crossbreeds between Nile and American crocs may potentially grow even larger than the Nile crocs.

I fuckin love joe lmfao, “you can’t do that, but I’m gonna”😂😂😂😂

7:22 I believe when the British were first in India, one of their soldiers was killed by a crocodile. So the soldiers shot every single croc they could find during their deployment.

I love when the convo drifts towards nature

Makes you appreciate how badass the people living in those areas are. Like when British game hunters were talking about lions with local African tribesmen. "So how many shots did it take you?" "I killed it with my hands."

Also, crustaceans don’t have vocal cords so they aren’t screaming. It is in fact air whistling from the shell.

Joe “is that real, that can’t be real” Rogan

I've been watching Joe for years. 5:01 is one thing I'll remember Joe by. 🤣💀

If Joe lost a family member to a gang or group or even an animal I'm pretty sure he could become the punisher

It is more common for alligators to attack pets than it is for them to attack people, Mr. Cozzie said. According to wildlife commission data, over the last 10 years there was an annual average of eight“major” incidents of alligators biting people in Florida, leading to four deaths total.May 31, 2022 The Florida conservation commission said in November 2021 there were 442 unprovoked alligator bites in Florida from 1948 to 2021, averaging six a year. Of those bites, 26 were fatal, meaning there was one fatal injury nearly every three years.3 days ago

Joe "You're going in the boilling water and i'm gonna crack you open" Rogan

"But I'm gonna." May be the funniest thing JR ever said.

This guy insinuated that merely rolling down a car window deserve to be attacked and or killed by an animal just because they did so…. That’s like saying if you keep your home windows open at night that you deserve to have someone break in and rob you. No, if she had gotten out of the car and taunted the lion, still no, but it’s very much foolish to put yourself in that type of risk. Just like keeping your car doors unlocked while driving or parked somewhere, the locks are there for a reason, but just because the car has locks doesn’t mean that it suddenly makes it perfectly legal and moral for someone to open the door and either steal from the car or take the vehicle itself. This situation is different because it involves a dangerous wild animal, but that doesn’t mean she or others deserve to be attacked.

As a snake owner it pisses me off how the python catastrophe even exists.😩 People like them make us look bad. The reason those snakes are impossible to kill is because the Everglades vegetation is insanely thick, even in their native mangroves of Burma the vegetation isn't that nuts. Really, the Burmese pythons own the Everglades now.

Joe looks tired and high af.

"As soon as human gets killed by a python, we should just send in the marines" lmaoooooo can you fuckin imagine

" you can't do that" " but I'm gonna" 10/10

Also Joe going off on Snakes was one of the funnier things I've ever seen him do. He really has it out for them lmao

Joe those stories about encounters with wild animals are just PURE PERFECTION. It's better than what I can watch on National Geographic right now.

“Ohhh yeahhh…😈” 9:25 Mans was excited lol

I lost it at the “Hippo Punisher” part lol

The coolest animal I have experienced while deer hunting is bobcat's, I have had several sneak up on me without a single sound or being seen until they were literally beneath me while I am "fairly alert" looking and listening for deer.I watch them until they are out of sight and still not make a sound.Something that stealthy is just amazing to watch and see in their natural environment.

Joe''s right, Crabs don't scream it's the air pockets in the shell. However you are supposed to kill them before you just thrown them in, by driving the blade through it's head and down into it's face. They're dead after the head puncture and they don't feel a thing so it's the most humane

Bro at the end of the video Joe and this dude had me rolling talking about the crabs lobster and a rabbit 🤣

Joe “that’s more than 5,000 pounds” Rogan

Hippo punisher haha joe rogan funniest man alive “I’d be responsible for hippo extinction” what a man hahaha

Joe “ fuck you, get in there get in there u fucking bug” rogan 😂😂😭 this man is too funny

The matter of fact "Guilty" really got me. Something a cop would say in a sitcom before the commercial

Joe Rogan: it's like a cat dog..