gamers rise up

“Pussyblender,” and “Myballshurt,” sound like actual names in a game. I feel like I’d be shot by a sniper while playing some CoD, or killing them in Warzone and then getting called numerous slurs.

Imagine someone in the "slayer" game just installed aimbot and won the 30 games in 1 day

Imagine being mind-controlled by a 15 year old and he forces you to teabag an actual dead person.

This movie has an insane B-list cast… - The kid is Percy Jackson - Fucking Ludacris - Starkiller from the force unleashed as the child custody guy - 300 man - Funny old spice man - Dexter Jesus Christ

Movie called “Gamer” that says “we live in society” This movie was ahead of its time

‘Society’ is basically VR Chat.

The most dystopian thing in this story is the implications of there being enough people on death row for the game to be at all sustainable.

A ton of people cheering for someone's death with "LONDON" right underneath is pure comedy. Perfect film.

Unrealistic, he didn't call his teammates the N word and say "ez, lmao"

"retardedly gay" is a really accurate line. 10/10 writing

Something about a young actor telling The Arbiter's VA about the many kinds of nut butters is truly amazing.

7:12 When I saw this movie, my take from this guy wasn't that he was an "average gamer", but instead rather the concept of the warning "you don't know who you're actually talking to on the internet", taken to an absolute extreme. The guy's got a great looking girl as his avatar, fooling the people he interacts with online, but behind her lies a different person entirely. Like the old saying, "online, all men are men, all women are men, and all girls are undercover FBI agents". Also, not gonna lie, I massively respect the actor for taking on this role. The auditioning went "Hey, we need someone to play a fat disgusting outcast of society, who serves as a deterrent to the rest of humanity" and this guy just went yep, I can do that.

My brother actually liked the starting scene so much he started shaking on the floor

This whole movie feels like a giant surreal shitpost that's under 35 layers of irony

that "myballshurt" guy is the most realistic thing ever

That “Oops” at the very end made me laugh out loud in the theater, I then tried to hide in my jacket.

You have to say, no matter how awful this movie is, "myballshurt" driving a moped is the most funny scene ever.

Damn this movie looks like it's edited by that potted plant working in tf2 that changes the localization files every once and then

Imagine reading the script, seeing "ping" and doing a sound effect and no one corrects you and you keep that take because no one knows anything about games.

25:21 after not playing tf2 for 3 years i shall play it again just because of this here

The gamer man says "we live in a society" I can't believe this exists.

Who knew the word 'Gamer' would bring horrendous results like this:

bro when the dude just randomly flew away i was dying of laughter bro

This feels like a movie directed by Jesse Pinkman

Prisoners: are released if they survive 30 battles the prisoner who gets 大鸡巴混蛋 : I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

This is a disrespect to gamers. Where’s the 9 year olds screaming in the chat?

I get the ping idea, but I also feel like someone with zero fear of death- experience with shooting and no pain thresh-hold would still have the advantage. Terry might be playing a badass serial killer but surely he doesn't have experience fighting in a warzone of fearless solders/ surely he has like... some natural reactions that would actually put him at a disadvantage XD

15:30 missed chance to add the vine boom sound effect 😂

i mean... myballshurt is a stunningly accurate username even today

Ok so the person who wins 30 games is likely the most violent person there right? So that means that they are letting only the most violent people out of prison, wat

6:20 that editing is absolutely amazing

This movie was like a vague fever dream looking back on it. But a nostalgic movie for me

The "character" names for society players are honestly pretty accurate.

This is like Hunger Games but it’s straight out of Deviant Art.

12:34 did *NOBODY CONSIDER* that it might be a bad idea to give incredibly dangerous death row prisoners *guns*

17:59 "bullshit man you know dat's bullshit"

Can we talk about how Cable broke the spine of a random, helpless mind-controlled person in Society for what their controller was making them do?

You've gotta love how the movie is named "gamer" and one of the first things that happen is a guy explaining the concept of society

NPC lives on tiktok, the trendings, the stuff people do on cam for money.... shows that Gamer was ahead of it's time. A true display of our society plus some nonsense that make it funny

Dude just Bane-killed Rick who wasn’t even in control of his own actions…tf??

You're telling me that Slayers can be liberated just based on how good their gamer is? Wouldn't this just mean that some incorrigible serial killer would be released all willy-nilly because he was controlled by a 15 year-old who spends 12 hours a day gaming?

As someone who's never watched Tokyo Drift, the street at 3:20 is where Sean does his sick drift in the red Lancer while being chased.

It looks like the cameraman drunk all that vodka instead of Kable before going to shoot the movie

The fact there's a freaking film called gamer from 2009 that almost no one has talked about for the last decade is something which elludes me.

Imagine if they make a sequel called Discord Mods

Idk if the shot at 12:51 has been edited for this video or if that's how it was intended in the original film but I actually do kinda like how creative it is. Looks like something right out a scene from Sin City or a comic book where they introduce a new mystery character and their face is in shadow and shaded out. Could have used a more aggressive angle and exaggerated Terry's features to make him seem more intimidating.

oh jesus im getting the flash backs my bf at the time (we had dated most of high school and broke up soon after this movie actually...lmao) anyway the dude loved this movie cinematic genius he called it and no, im not lying, he thought this was on the level of blue velvet his fukkin words watched this thing on repeat, and i kinda just grimaced through it, we roleplayed alot then and he started changing the worlds and character to fit the themes, a lot of the games he'd play he'd start spinning these theories about them being connected to this world so he could make more rps outta them with friends and stuff it was weird all for a very subpoor movie i just i couldnt understand it, still cant, and seriously i can recite this movie scene for scene and you just need to play me the opening act i hate it help me

"Society" the boring illegal version of VR Chat

With how many good actors are in this movie I’m convinced the only reason they all said yes was because they thought this was supposed to be a meme or something

All I see when terry crews is on screen is him saying “NINENINE” and the clip of him shooting the pinyada(I forgot how to spell pinyada) in Brooklyn nine nine

20:36 I mean during the Gladbeck hostage crisis a journalist got into the car with the hostage takers and gave directions just to get a bonus so there has been crazier things that have happened than that.

Imagine getting into jail for murder and then suddenly some dude comes to you like: Oi mate! You'd never guess how you can get out of here.

a review like "it's offensively stereotypical" about a movie called "gamer" is probably the most best thing I've heard this year

The prisoner that turned on creative mode had me rolling

Maybe I'm really getting old, but I had no idea who Ludicrous was and his characters actors name is announced like it's a big deal, but in the scene a few seconds later I instantly recognize actor John Leguizamo who is just referred to as an unnamed "pointless side character.. with not even the characters name being mentioned. LOL! I guess fame is in the eye of the beholder.

A military shooter in 2009 having a palette that consists entirely of grey is actually 100% accurate.

if this was real, i'd turn my sens to max and spin my person to death

Bro imagine dying because someone is testing fall damage

From the scenes included, the dialogue is more natural then in most movies, so that`s a thing

This movie was kind of an interesting concept, but it was terribly executed.

This feels like a 12 year old fanfic.

We live in society -The Dexter Actor

16:50 "Find a stray car and do shit" LMAO

Let me get this straight: He barged into the room and snapped the spine of someone who literally did not have controle over themselfs

"retardedly gay" *is* in fact something I'd expect a real epic gamer to say 10/10 i relate so much to the basement dweller uwu poggerschamp

This entire movie is a cod cutsceen

spoken like a real gamer

I like how they kill Mr. Rape like he was a bad guy, when he was being controlled like his wife was.

imagine if a man who was in death row for mass murder gets freed because he won slayers

I enjoyed the movie. It was very original in many ways and it's satirical which some people don't seem to get. Look at how obsessed people became over MMORPG's, how much really money was transferred around, people actually doing prostitution in online games and now look at how they are trying to push virtual reality and AI technology. There are even "virtual girlfriends" you can have on your phone now, talk with, train. The scary part is how much the movie was not only honest about the past and present but predicted the future.

The scene in Castle's base is exactly the one scene of the movie I remember. And obviously all the scenes in Slayers are grey. it was the style at the time. Right at the time when Battlefield went onto the Frostbite engine with Bad Company and Call of Duty had Modern Warfare 2 released. Every shooter tried to be dark and gritty and color graded at the time.

“Simon isn’t even legally old enough to play the game” 10 year old me: **nervous sweating in halo player**

This movie is one of the biggest examples of "amazing concept, terrible execution" I've ever seen

The slayer concept actually happened in Germany but it was them being used as crash test dummies, if they survived they got life in prison instead.

this movie has the most accurate gamer names i've ever seen

Honestly, I would play Society just to make my name weird af

12:55 naked terry crews singing pinokio song in prison showers in darkness is the scariest shit i ever seen

"Actually, I've acted in movie before" "Oh awesome, what was your character called?" "Well it was Rick... Rick umm... Rick Ra- it's... yeah I forgot waht he was called."

Definitely falls into the so bad it’s good category.

Imagine being an inmate and the the guy controlling you lags

"Officially listed as fragged" How did they keep a straight face saying that

The xbox kinect ad placement had me dying

Wait, he murdered rick who was being controlled by another sweaty redditor, because the guy controlling Rick was trying to have sex with his wife!? wtf man. Unless I skipped something he just snapped the spine of an innocent man…

I love how _Myballshurt_ is riding a moped, he clearly hasn't figured out the controls to get off.

-Death row inmate -if he survives 30 matches, he gets freedom -they "volounteer" Seems like scp foundation to me

They did my man dexter dirty in this movie

I died at Linus and the humble green screen. I just going to play your channel on loop till my side computer dies

People act like the masses would not enjoy slaughter like this...as if the Roman Coliseum was not a thing.

Terry Crews is funny in every single movie he’s in, even if it’s completely unintentional

You should have so many more subscribers your videos are genuinely so entertaining and funny

One of my most favorite movies. This is the first time I'm hearing about such negative reaction. It's pretty good actually

the concept seems kind of cool, at least.

Yes, Simon is only 17 playing an 18 rated game... if it was rated by PEGI. But Simon lives in America so it’s rated by the ESRB and it’s 17+

Dawg, your going to run out of death row inmates REAL quick 💀

When he got on to the first scene, i was thinking" i could tell what is going on in Michael bays transformers then that"

The part when the dude grabbed his shoe and just ascended killed me

Imagine being controlled by a dude in a real life or death scenario and he makes you t-bag. What would you think? Also, imagine being controlled by a dude with crappy net and you're just stuck idle awaiting your death as he attempts to reconnect.

It is such a weird feeling when you aren't really sure if edits are in the video or in the movie :P

Luda absolutely killed me