John Branyan - Smoking in Church

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12 жыл бұрын

John's hilarious take on smoking in church - and in other places that might not be the most appropriate.
Here's the electric cigarette John uses!
www.johnbranyan.com/greensmoke/

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@veggiet2009
@veggiet2009 8 жыл бұрын
I've wanted to buy one of those for that very purpose!
@tinajones3821
@tinajones3821 6 жыл бұрын
I know him personally..well his wife...and he does not smoke..he is hilarious..anf a God fearing man
@westcoastmorgans9109
@westcoastmorgans9109 4 жыл бұрын
He is gifted and inspiring - laughter is a gift for us all these days.
@umarae27
@umarae27 12 жыл бұрын
"Wow, I didn't see THAT coming!" ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks for the laughs!
@Psalm139v13
@Psalm139v13 12 жыл бұрын
I needed a good laugh and this did it! Thank you. You are funny.
@jeanmrasbridge
@jeanmrasbridge 12 жыл бұрын
Wow, John, BRILLIANT video, - here at Thesmokersangel we really appreciated this, - we salute you! That was a really good start to our working week...
@sethfrancis1371
@sethfrancis1371 10 жыл бұрын
Preach it!
@LindseyWhitney
@LindseyWhitney 11 жыл бұрын
Just saw this guy last night. He was great!!
@rjsimpkins2911
@rjsimpkins2911 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliantly simple and funny as hell!
@MsBrandyGreer
@MsBrandyGreer 9 жыл бұрын
Pretty funny! There really are places where smoking a cigarette just wouldn't be cool.
@TheJamminGinger
@TheJamminGinger 12 жыл бұрын
I saw this guy and Tim Hawkins live a few months ago! Hilarious!
@MusicIsLife017
@MusicIsLife017 12 жыл бұрын
This is too good. :D
@ryan_hakes
@ryan_hakes 5 жыл бұрын
LOVE THE COMEDY! Just have to clarify one thing in this video that struck a wrong chord ... "nothing intrinsically wrong with cigarettes" is dead wrong ... I'm certain you meant tobacco leaves and with that I'd agree of course. The cigarette though has been admitted by big tobacco companies to be an "effective delivery system for nicotine" in their "business of addiction". They've spent thousands if not millions on research and development to figure out what chemicals/additives will deliver nicotine in the fastest and most effective way to get addicted users their fix. It took insider whistleblowers to make this information public, whistleblowers who were sued and given death threats. There's a movie that was made about one of the most famous whistleblowers starring Al Pachino (The Insider) that is very close to the real story that occurred with CBS news - some scenes word-for-word. Additional videos on KZfaq (60 minutes story, Big Tobacco, etc.). I guess the main other point to my comment: for years MANY have suffered in silence the guilt and shame of be addicted to cigarettes - especially Christians who struggle with it. Many in the church have no clue ... they think someone should just quit a bad sinful habit. They are unaware an entire industry has spent millions to discover exactly how to keep a human addicted to nicotine (with satan's help I'm sure). With 500,000 souls dieing each year from smoking there clearly is satanic involvement. It's a big deal. Yes, Jesus can break chains, Yes total deliverance, but as someone whose chain for whatever reason wouldn't break from prayer alone, I'd highly recommend the nicotine therapy patch along with much prayer and time in the presence of the Lord. It's better to be on a patch the rest of your life if necessary than taking in the 7000+ chemical/carcinogens they add to every single cigarette. And if you're a non-smoker Christian the smoking Christian needs your ongoing prayerful support to overcome addiction rather than your unempathetic/dismissive suggestions and judgmental attitude. Clearly a passion of mine lol - sorry for the long-winded comment but hope it's informative/edifying for someone who needs to hear it.
@doodadamlol
@doodadamlol 12 жыл бұрын
"preach it!"
@MrAnonymoose9000
@MrAnonymoose9000 11 жыл бұрын
Don't be mistaken; it's still very addictive. There's as much nicotine if not more in ecigs as there is in regular cigarettes. The benefits are it's much easier to step down off of than cigs, there's no stinky or harmful secondhand smoke, and it's much less harmful (if harmful at all) than inhaling tobacco smoke.
@cutterofcloathH
@cutterofcloathH 12 жыл бұрын
I saw you live in pennsylvania this fall! I NEED THAT CIGARETTE! (i put it on my wish list for santa:D)
@Tiroth77
@Tiroth77 11 жыл бұрын
I need to find one of those
@JoiFulFilmz
@JoiFulFilmz 12 жыл бұрын
Lol! "Preach it". That so terrible lol! :-)
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 4 жыл бұрын
I never saw that coming! 🤣
@epicvideosedge1
@epicvideosedge1 8 жыл бұрын
Do they make these that look like they really light when you inhale and puff out steam through your mouth when you exhale? Are they completely non-lethal and if they are where could I buy one?
@carriet724
@carriet724 11 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! I don't give a rip why he has the ecig, and I could care less about all the bull that is being posted about the benefits of the ecig, this is funny! I may go buy one just to sit in our church and freak out the geriatric section.
@morganvachon
@morganvachon 12 жыл бұрын
I've never smoked in my life and I never will, but I would never tell people they can't. Both my parents smoke, and have for most of their lives, and I really wish they would start using a device like this to break the habit for their own health. I see this as the future of smoking, period. It's clean, it's much safer for your body and if you just want to "look cool" without nicotine at all there are cartridges for that. Of course the tobacco industry won't easily allow it.
@videmusart
@videmusart 12 жыл бұрын
I NEVER SAW THAT COMING!
@fauxgrace
@fauxgrace 12 жыл бұрын
@MowhawKing Yeah, like there's no hypocrites in church. LOL. He tells it like it is and gives us a laugh. Lighten up.
@Littlemsgoth
@Littlemsgoth 11 жыл бұрын
Funny....I was smoking my blu e-cig while watching this. ;)
@umarae27
@umarae27 12 жыл бұрын
@MsGavrielGirl It used to be common for everyone, including Dr.'s to smoke cigs. Parents, teachers, priests, everyone smoked. It wasn't taboo once upon a time.
@DJHyperRhythm
@DJHyperRhythm 12 жыл бұрын
@TheIndyman500 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
@melonmuncha1657
@melonmuncha1657 6 жыл бұрын
I WAAAANT ONE!!!
@MustardSeedish
@MustardSeedish 12 жыл бұрын
It's funny how many Christians will stick their noses up at smokers but have not problem being the first in the brownie line.
@ilikepie219
@ilikepie219 12 жыл бұрын
I WANT ONE OF THOSE!!!
@rlavender9684
@rlavender9684 7 жыл бұрын
what DVD do I have to buy to own this scene?
@lilly-bet3096
@lilly-bet3096 9 жыл бұрын
Well down south it isn't uncommon to smoke cigarettes and such at church. Maybe not in the building, but outside it.
@809gamerman
@809gamerman 12 жыл бұрын
Preach It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@theEman135
@theEman135 11 жыл бұрын
it still contains nicotine which is addictive but it has less of the harmful effects of cigarette smoke
@a3s1r1986
@a3s1r1986 12 жыл бұрын
I don't generally approve of smoking, but this was funny.
@meadow121
@meadow121 12 жыл бұрын
Funny and posted to my E Cig Werks blog
@mishmashdudes
@mishmashdudes 12 жыл бұрын
Were can I get one of those?
@doglover99ify
@doglover99ify 12 жыл бұрын
priceless lol
@amandacumberland8135
@amandacumberland8135 7 жыл бұрын
So funny!
@VoodooRock01
@VoodooRock01 11 жыл бұрын
That's not entirely true; a lot of electronics cigarettes (I can't say all because I don't know for certain) contain nicotine within the liquid mixture inside the cigarette and since it's the nicotine that's addictive it would be possible to become addicted using one. This however is still an improvement over traditional cigs since there is no inhalation of smoke, carcinogens or tar
@25151206
@25151206 12 жыл бұрын
Awesome, maybe I should do that one day, lolz.......
@kcpenner
@kcpenner 12 жыл бұрын
I have seen in churches across the country (about 30 years ago) these brass-coloured stick-on labels for the bathroom doors, featuring a tall, slender woman for the women's bathroom, and a tall, slender man (for the men's bathroom) WHO YOU CAN SEE TO BE HOLDING A CIGARETTE IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY ENOUGH! How horrified all those church people would be if they knew! And I've seen the same stickers recently in a local church. So no one noticed for 30 years?
@katherinevalentinova7671
@katherinevalentinova7671 12 жыл бұрын
Is this piece on any DVD?
@martialartsnerd7673
@martialartsnerd7673 9 жыл бұрын
He probably smokes in real life because E cigarettes still do contain some level of nicotine. But not even close to a regular on. But I may be wrong.
@00PAPASMURF11
@00PAPASMURF11 12 жыл бұрын
I want one of those so I can use it at school in the middle of class it would be hilarious
@kris4408
@kris4408 4 жыл бұрын
And not a probably be your last day in school
@jacoballred4610
@jacoballred4610 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone know where to get those?
@tifanyshirley
@tifanyshirley 8 жыл бұрын
Ah well, I gotta do that now :D haha
@sparklecatomatic
@sparklecatomatic 11 жыл бұрын
We all have free will.
@umarae27
@umarae27 12 жыл бұрын
@Thomas779778 Wow, Thomas, your Uke Imagine Song is amazing. Kudos! The eCig is sold only to those who are over 18 yrs of age. The eLiquid can come with nicotine added to it, or you can order it with ZERO nic. Many reduce their Nic intake down to Zero within the first year. It's an amazing tool. (if you get the right one). Zero Nic is great for those who still need to break the hand to mouth addiction from their previous smoking habit.
@jimmybob68756
@jimmybob68756 12 жыл бұрын
@sparrowgirl84 where do you get one
@snakeanium
@snakeanium 12 жыл бұрын
@taconinja027 Plus, its probably just on of those ones that makes steam from water.
@willburbur3793
@willburbur3793 2 ай бұрын
lol, now thats banned too. Did this like 10 years later and you would have got a fine for that very performance
@strwbrrymentos2225
@strwbrrymentos2225 7 жыл бұрын
how does it do that?!
@kris4408
@kris4408 4 жыл бұрын
Magic
@trevorsmith675
@trevorsmith675 11 жыл бұрын
where did you get it?
@joemontondo9113
@joemontondo9113 11 жыл бұрын
I need to get me one of those. Not for comedy. For Augustus Waters
@mrsniperdudeman
@mrsniperdudeman 12 жыл бұрын
ooohhh buddy. you KNOW we could have fun with an electronic cigarette. :D
@adriennesmiles
@adriennesmiles 12 жыл бұрын
how does it make the smoke??
@ronpaulprez12
@ronpaulprez12 12 жыл бұрын
instead of liking the comment answer his question
@justme0368
@justme0368 11 жыл бұрын
Heart disease is the big killer, more than lung cancer, which nicotine contributes to by hardening the arteries and reducing the oxygenation of the cells (replacing a lot of oxygen that you would normally get with carbon monoxide in the smoke you're inhaling). And as a nurse I deal with quite a lot of people who quit smoking years ago and yet still have come down with COPD (emphysema, chronic bronchitis) decades later because the damage has already been done.
@RoGQuizzno
@RoGQuizzno 12 жыл бұрын
@MsGavrielGirl he was doing different scenarios you don't expect to see cigarettes... like in church, at the alter, and then the doctor in the delivery room, delivering the baby with a cigarette in his mouth... nothing bad...
@tcstrans
@tcstrans 10 жыл бұрын
Where do u get one of those things?!
@Moviefan2k4
@Moviefan2k4 10 жыл бұрын
A guy at my weekly church meeting has one.
@RBTDestroyer
@RBTDestroyer 10 жыл бұрын
Lol
@shadshad898
@shadshad898 12 жыл бұрын
That looks like a Green Smoke e-cig
@editboy23
@editboy23 12 жыл бұрын
I love seeing people get all uptight heh heh.
@Rawk4Life
@Rawk4Life 12 жыл бұрын
You obviously have no idea what the purpose of an electronic cigarette is. Branyan apparently had a bad smoking habit, so he uses the electronic cig whenever he feels the urge to light up. Since only water vapor comes out of it, it's non addictive.
@BrittanyDiane86
@BrittanyDiane86 12 жыл бұрын
@androidk18 Ah. Very quietly... I missed it.
@lylehwong8786
@lylehwong8786 5 жыл бұрын
The Church needs to reinvent it's self desperately! Really! Rock on Man! 🍺🍺🍺🍺✝
@GurscheComedy
@GurscheComedy 12 жыл бұрын
That's right, John -- I was on the edge about smoking, but now, because of JB's comment, I'm committing myself to it. If only I'd watched a non-smoking video instead. Might I suggest you lighten up? Or is that too close to "light up?" Are JB and I in the same boat now?
@BrittanyDiane86
@BrittanyDiane86 12 жыл бұрын
@JJfortheKing I already posted that I was wrong.
@byronp24
@byronp24 4 жыл бұрын
😂👏🏻
@androidk18
@androidk18 12 жыл бұрын
@BrittanyDiane86 actually he did at 1:21
@remindmel8r
@remindmel8r 12 жыл бұрын
It's a-oh wait the smoke is blocking my view-a boy!!
@christianman4ever
@christianman4ever 12 жыл бұрын
Ive used those for musicals at my high school. Its just a powdery substance
@MsGavrielGirl
@MsGavrielGirl 12 жыл бұрын
@RoGQuizzno Okay... Yeah, thanks fro explaining. I understood that he was doing different scenario's, but the "It's a boy" seemed so random and I just didn't understand how that related to anything else.
@carmabee4600
@carmabee4600 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@connorveenstra
@connorveenstra 11 жыл бұрын
sooooooo funny.
@XAmeriVeganX
@XAmeriVeganX 10 жыл бұрын
it's called acetaldehyde
@lovinglife3954
@lovinglife3954 4 жыл бұрын
1:20 "There is nothing intrinsically wrong with cigarettes" What?
@meadow121
@meadow121 12 жыл бұрын
See E Cig Werks blog for more on this clip and electronic cigarettes.
@GeeklingNo1
@GeeklingNo1 11 жыл бұрын
I want a fake cigarette... so many fun times we could have...
@Joe-zb9ps
@Joe-zb9ps 8 жыл бұрын
We get it, you vape.🙄
@TheInnsanity
@TheInnsanity 11 жыл бұрын
Or he got it to have fun with it... you dont have to be addicted in order to buy one...
@EasternPancakes77
@EasternPancakes77 12 жыл бұрын
Is that electric cigarette harmful in any way? Like can it kill you like the joints that people use today?
@WWEadrenalineWWE
@WWEadrenalineWWE 11 жыл бұрын
Its still a cigarette
@JohnMastersonODST
@JohnMastersonODST 12 жыл бұрын
No hard feelings.
@playinpiano4u
@playinpiano4u 11 жыл бұрын
^ This. E cigs juice has nicotine (although most vendors have 0 nicotine available as well). It is just a healthier alternative to analogs.
@TravisConover
@TravisConover 12 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with cigarettes? Know you not that your body is the temple of the holy spirit. Maybe i miss understood but that seemed a little weird
@andrewlinder
@andrewlinder 11 жыл бұрын
@kitawolf12 I know, but its the influence that he has on people. He's entitled to his own beliefs, but as a Christian he shouldn't condone that stuff from his platform.he should rather stay neutral on such issues.
@Reaper_VR404
@Reaper_VR404 7 ай бұрын
Vape?
@shannonmcintyre9117
@shannonmcintyre9117 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently the priest doesn't think alka seltzer at a baptism is funny either
@CountArtha
@CountArtha 12 жыл бұрын
@EasternPancakes77 Even if they are, they're a heck of a lot safer than real cigarettes.
@markafchigginbotham
@markafchigginbotham 12 жыл бұрын
XD
@ImJustSayin2014
@ImJustSayin2014 12 жыл бұрын
Guys, lighten up. It's a joke! The cigarette isn't even real.
@afroman7584
@afroman7584 10 жыл бұрын
There was no cigarettes in the Garden of Eden
@Papa-jn9hg
@Papa-jn9hg 9 жыл бұрын
No bacon either. Your argument is invalid.
@afroman7584
@afroman7584 9 жыл бұрын
Dah Rubbah Ducky Daywee Not really, you just helped it a bit. In the garden of Eden people were vegans, they only ate what grew from trees. They were instructed to exercise and to stay healthy. Destroying your lungs and filling your body with an addictive drug does not sound like the kind of behavior that would enable someone to be healthy. Neither is eating meat, but God allowed us to eat some kinds (not bacon).
@Papa-jn9hg
@Papa-jn9hg 9 жыл бұрын
What was created originally was not what the earth became. People have used what got created and developed some things that God intended to be developed. All these things were made to be used by people and whether it be for good or for bad. Bacon and cigarettes being some with goods and bads, but I am enjoying this life. I am talking about the situation we are currently in. The internet was not here when the Garden of Eden. The present is a new and sometimes scary place, but God created it and is still forming it.
@afroman7584
@afroman7584 9 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but I have to disagree. God created the world to be perfect. Since the Fall, the world has been imperfect. All this stuff you see in the world today is humanity's way of trying to make a perfect world out of an imperfect one. But they can't because only God can. Just because it exists now, doesn't mean that God condones it. Just think about it, war was created after the Fall, but all it is is two groups of people trying to fight each other to the death. If anything, its a mass murder of thousands of young men and women. Do you think God wants His kids to run around and kill each other for no reason whatsoever? God said love your enemies, not kill them. In His eyes, even hating someone is as bad as murder. And God didn't create us to die, He created us with the intention that we should live forever. But now people are dying left and right. Whether form smoking, drinking, drugs,murder, rape, suicide, bombings, school shootings, etc. These are all things that came after the Fall. These things are evil in the eyes of God, and therefore, they are sins. That is one thing that you forgot. After the Fall, sin entered into the world. And God does not condone sin. In fact, to Him, it is punishable by death. And true, smoking was not a thing back in Bible times, but alcohol was, and look at all the rebuke that Solomon alone said about it. Smoking is wrong. It is a sin. It destroys your lungs and could lead to cancer, emphysema, and many other diseases. Do you think God wants His own children doing such a thing as that?
@Papa-jn9hg
@Papa-jn9hg 9 жыл бұрын
I am not saying the world is perfect, but if God created it then he wants it to exist. He is still forming this world. Everything has its purpose. Let us call it here that we disagree. There will always be arguments, no matter where.
@droptozro
@droptozro 12 жыл бұрын
@stephenp1968 that depends on their argument for why you should not smoke or drink. If its solely health reasons then yes if they are with knowledge eating horrid things and judging others they're being hypocritical. But if they give you a scripture reference you should submit to it if it fits properly. Elders are commanded not to drink much if at all, and drunkenness is surely a sin, but so is gluttony. Smoking isn't laid out in scripture unless it's drugs, that is forbidden as witchcraft.
@notlih11
@notlih11 12 жыл бұрын
1) I know exactly what it is. I also know smokers. As soon as one pulls out a "fake" cigarette, other smokers will "assume" that smoking is allowed and light up real cigarettes. Most grasp at any excuse, no matter how lame. Tobacco use is the leading preventable cause of death in the United States. More deaths are caused each year by tobacco use (443,000 in the US alone) than by all deaths from HIV, illegal drug use, alcohol use, motor vehicle injuries, suicides, and murders combined.
@dsnbrg31
@dsnbrg31 12 жыл бұрын
@bakuganmasterdude ...ANY truckstop...
@sparrowgirl84
@sparrowgirl84 12 жыл бұрын
hahha i have one of those e cigs! >
@trenchmeister
@trenchmeister 12 жыл бұрын
@Thomas779778 myfreedomsmokes com I recommend the 510-T kit. Allows you to see how much juice you have and easy refills.
@Badlogic2
@Badlogic2 11 жыл бұрын
Unless you get the ones with Nicotine in it.
@drummerchick4ever
@drummerchick4ever 12 жыл бұрын
cignot.com..well i think that's the site for it...my friend uses one...it's either that or ecignot......
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