"We skipped a letter to make sure kids knew they were failures"😂

I love it when he laughs at his own jokes.

you need your own netflix special im dying of laughter

red pens banned? i can write F in purple, green, sparkle blue... take your pick!

"tried to get the neighborhood fat kid to jump off the roof and bounce us into to neighbor's pool" i never laughed so hard in my life😂😂😂😂

"And you wonder why we have grown men walking around in skinny jeans". Yes!!! 🤣👍

I can sadly attest to his reference to not grading children's work with a red pen. I'll never forget the first time I was told that. In my opinion red pens get the point across and are easier to see. Kids also need to be able to develop a thick skin to survive in the world, which isn't going to happen if they aren't allowed to make and pay for mistakes.

My husband (graduated in '86) got and F+ once??? We are still laughing at that one. In red of course!

" 'God's just really testing me.' 'No that's gravity....' "

That's not God testing you, that's gravity! LOL :D

Jesus ain't taking that wheel😂😂😂

Isn't this commentary more on parents and the people who put the rules in place. Kids love to keep score and jump of diving boards.

everything was so true, we honestly need to get rid of participation trophies

We used to pull our trampoline under a tree and jump off the limbs onto the trampoline, and wet the trampoline and see who'd go sliding the farthest 😂

One like= One signed petition for his own Netflix TV show!!😂

When I was in high school, you needed to make a 95% or higher to get an A. Two years after I graduated they changed to 90% and above for an A...

Comedians know how to verbalize what we've already visualized as ridiculous and that's why we burst out laughing.

If we tell kids that they are already a winner along with everyone else, when they grow up they won’t try because they always expect to win.

even jesus ain’t taking that wheel😂😂😂😍

I love this guy he literally sounds Ned Flanders 😂

*WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE VIEWS*

It's called humor. He is joking. Oy.

I saw him at winter jam and I looked away for like 5 seconds and all of the sudden lion king music started and I literally jumped it scared me but he was hilarious 😂😂😂

I love that you laugh at your own jokes.

"I saw two kids bouncing on s trampoline with helmets on" Literally my mom

My mom is dying over here! Lol 🤣🤣

It's the best when he laughs at his own jokes. 🤣 it makes it 100X funnier.

"Jesus might not take the wheel, but Jesús might take your wheel and rims " - LOL I lost it

"I've been waiting a year to tell that joke!" LOL

His laugh gives me life

At a school I work at we used ‘Think Pink’ and use pink highlighter to show kids the sections that they need to double check....Then they got rid of ‘Think Pink’ and use only green pens to give kids multiple choice options on how to correct sections of their work.

Ohhhhhh.... you are seriously killin this!!! I grew up.. no seatbelts even in the backseat of my parents car... and helmets on trampolines.. helmets at all... oh.. how did you learn to swim???? If you were like me.. a family member threw me off the dock up north at the lake!! Same as riding bike... top of hill.. little push... peddle or.... Fall!!!!

Our old trampoline had no nets, springs popped off at random times, and most likely 1/8th of the whole thing had no springs so it was like a slide.

0:58 We still use that grading system! XD

I've never agreed more! 💯💯💯💯

SKIPPED A LETTER ! Thank you greatest generation!

Gotta start weeding these kids out😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oof

3:03 His face there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

In my school district we skip two letters. A B C FAIL

Your hilarious keep rocking Brother👍Love your jokes and yr videos

I heard “We don’t keep score. All these kids are wheeners”

I was jumping on my trampoline and did a front flip off of it and dislocated my toe.. and got back on started jumping and felt my foot pop... boom dislocation fixed!

I love you and tim hawkins!!!!!!!

Yes John Crist you make my whole family laugh. Like honestly hilarious everything

When I was in kindergarten I was in a Christian basketball league (which I'm still in, I'm in sixth grade) we "didn't keep score." My coach always kept score and told us. If we lost he told us we lost and what we needed to work on.

Great job. I love this guy.

Great routine- thanks John!

My son called the red pencil the "Condemning Pencil" and he was homeschooled. During the Obama years I had to give them a promissory note for their 100% test scores, I couldn't afford all the yellow stars.

Hilarious -you’ve hit the nail on the head.

So glad this popped up tonight, needed a laugh! When I was a kid my parents had a trampoline for us in the backyard that had a hole in the middle of it, not a big hole, but enough for a foot to go through if you weren’t watching. One day my friend and I were jumping around, at the same time, which shows are brilliant young minds at work, we hit each other, she went through the hole, and I flew off. I broke my collarbone in half, and got in trouble for not paying attention and having to miss softball to go to the hospital! Kids today are ridiculous, and often entitled. My teacher friend had a 13 yr old tell her that if she didn’t give the chips back she took from him because he wasn’t supposed to be eating in class that he’d have her fired. The parents actually took the kid’s side! We give every kid a trophy and wonder why they flip when they fail at something when they are older. Love your comedy, I sound like an old crank for 36 lol!

i’m 16 rn but when was younger I had a trampoline at my house and me and my older brother would move it under the tree in the yard and he tied a rope to the tree and we would jump from the tree, no net around the trampoline. miss those times. even when it wasn’t under the tree we would fall off the trampoline and then laugh it off

I love this video!!😄

So he can play 4 the Rams! Yessssss!!

a few kids taught themselves gymnastics on our trampoline. it was awesome

2:45 meanwhile in 2021 we see that he owns skinny jeans in his video what to wear to church 🤣🤣

We need more of this in 2020

Wow!!! The color red... i remember when a lady told me not to decorate my daughters nursery because red makes babies ANGRY!!! Lol... oh my!!!

My school district had a tougher grading scale than the rest of the county. An A was only 95 and up

Annnnd you rocked some skinny jeans tonight. 😂

Haha this is awesome👏

That Rams joke omfg 🤣

Oldie but goodie!

U really should be on agt and I’ll definitely vote for you bc u a so hilarious and I love ur Christian Comedy

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and gasping for air !

Lol! We jumped off the roof onto the trampoline to land on mattresses we laid on the ground! Lol sweet, sweet concussion-I mean memories 😂

Hilarious!

He is too funny!!!

This dude is classic!

Netting around a trampoline didn't stop me from landing badly and breaking my ankle lmao 😂

Funny how the Rams actually made it to the Super Bowl...and failed to beat the Patriots.

I'm literally weak omgosh

I'm dead...I'm just dead that was so funny!!!!!

Hahahahahahah this guy is sooooooo funny

Me, a kid these days: *laughter*

hey 2018 here, the rams r pretty damn good lol. not so much in 2015 tho

When are you coming back to St Louis!?

It 2am and I have school but this is more important 😔👌

You need your own tv series

Although I'm late finding you I'm so glad I did. I never knew about the red pen thing until now! No wonder I bypassed all the low scores and correction notes on my sons work until he was old enough to realize how much his grades matter. I swear I thought the check marks were just to confirm he did the work cause the color ink is black or blue. Red means "red flag your kid is failing!"

Haha, I broke my ankle on a trampoline. I walked home thinking it was just a sprain. I couldn't stand the next day. Mom was all mad that I didn't tell her what happened the night before. Instead of going to work, she had to take me to the ER who confirmed the break.

I played on a trampoline with holes in it and springs everywhere XD

Someone beat me to the apostrophe burn. Dang! John, as your former teacher, I give you a F with an ! for bad grammar. Fix it, dude.

Wow, dying laughing!

this was hilarious

I like John as well as Tim Hawkins

Lol tellin it like it is!

when they bood him lol

😂 I think that you need to do a Chruch show a some point!!!!

LAWD. Who is this person. I haven’t laughed this hard in mucho long

This guy is a scream!!!

🤣 jumping on the trampoline with helmets on omg 😆

I love you John you're real and I love trampolines :-P

Too funny!

It’s funny, cause in my school district, it goes A, B, C...F!!! We’ve skipped TWO NOW

Watching the day after the Superbowl were the rams lost! Hahaha

Good times

Golden😂😂😂😂

My siblings and I throw the hose on the trampoline and then see who can do the most flips in a row while being sprayed without sliding on the wet surface! So much fun! 😄😄

Aaaaaaamen brutha! 😂

My son celebrated graduating high school by going on the trampoline and picked up his certificate a week later on crutches. The men of my church suggested next time put it next to a pool.