Jordan Schlansky Reviews Toilet Paper

Jordan Schlansky Reviews Toilet Paper | Conan O'Brien Radio

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16 күн бұрын

Conan's "Consumer Watchdog," Jordan Schlansky, purchases toilet paper in bulk, and has discovered drastic differences in his previous orders and his latest.
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@chrissantucci1279 14 күн бұрын

Let's face it: Many of us are more excited to see a video where Jordan reviews toilet paper than we are to see Conan interview an A lister.

@EDHCollector 14 күн бұрын

This! Best comment of the week and 100% accurate!

@mi5anthrope 14 күн бұрын

Listening to Conan talk to someone like Schlansky or Keavin Nealon about absolute nonsense is somehow the funniest stuff I've ever heard in a way I don't really know how to describe.

@jeremyr4964 14 күн бұрын

I honestly wish every episode was this

@gonzopetrov2105 14 күн бұрын

The Jordan show and the chill chums bits are probably the best stuff Conan has done in the last 5 years. Scrap the celebrity interviews

@muumarlin1731 14 күн бұрын

100%. I find the A-lister interviews the least interesting aspect of the podcast. Unless it's someone with whom there's insane comedic chemistry.

@TDCC1Fan 14 күн бұрын

"Consumer Watchdog - Jordan Schlansky" needs to be a recurring segment lmao

@bandjolyn 14 күн бұрын

I would watch every single episode.

@ms0824 14 күн бұрын

@@bandjolynyep

@ChaosZero. 14 күн бұрын

They actually used to have one back in the late night days, all of the episodes are on KZfaq.

@Dildo_Baggins. 14 күн бұрын

This ☝️

@joshcryer 14 күн бұрын

They've been working together for 30 years, I can imagine how this went down. Schlansky complained about the toilet paper changing and Conan's like "welp come on the show and talk about it." It's a really great bit. I mean not a bit. This is life.

@Xbitrate 11 күн бұрын

Tarantino himself couldn't write as good dialogue as this. This is gold.

@bobdobbs6969 8 күн бұрын

BOOTY CALLS! ONE ROLL TO RULE THEM ALL! BOSS PREMIUM QUALITY EMBOSSED TOILET PAPER - MADE IN LA - WHERE IT PAYS TO BE BOSS!

@deathlarsen7502 6 сағат бұрын

superb call!

@aQuietNomad 11 күн бұрын

"If you are that person. I've got you covered." - Jordan Schlansky What a bro! Truly prepared himself in various ways!

@ElevatingDreams 10 күн бұрын

😂 I see what you did there.. lol.

@rvt2239 14 күн бұрын

Anal erosion is honestly my number 1 concern right now.

@loveoffilm4327 14 күн бұрын

Dr Arroyo is a great specialist for that issue

@daeseongkim93 14 күн бұрын

@@loveoffilm4327 went to doctor school for sure

@seth6691 14 күн бұрын

If you’re actually serious,… have you felt your butthole? It’s not “eroded” away… toilet paper isn’t dense, coarse, or strong enough to “errode” away your skin. The clothes we wear have much more capabilities to “erode”. Don’t listen to Jordan’s “non science”. I agree with him on some things, but he is often completely false.

@mrfatuchi 14 күн бұрын

@@loveoffilm4327 And he uses bathroom tissue for your issue.

@Frank.E.Valley 14 күн бұрын

@@loveoffilm4327 great for a first opinion, sure

@StatusMusicDesign 14 күн бұрын

Jordan's guest bathroom logic is absolutely flawless. He's the champion of consideration we all need.

@falsemcnuggethope 14 күн бұрын

He does it so that he can monitor precisely how much tp his guests use.

@babthew 14 күн бұрын

i hate asking for tp

@soccermommyNPC 13 күн бұрын

Completely agree. I like guests to not have to potentially ask. And not all people are comfortable using a bidet!

@rwhirsch 11 күн бұрын

ageed. i start to get nervous if i look under the sink and there's only 2 rolls left. 6 is a good number for peace of mind.

@MusikCassette Күн бұрын

@@soccermommyNPC a bidet does not replace toilet paper

@TakenTook 11 күн бұрын

Other than his pronunciation of the word "urine" he is completely correct about every aspect of this conversation

@r_bear 7 күн бұрын

this is basically true of every single Jordan segment

@jbre7233 2 күн бұрын

I need to know if he added Kirkland brand TP into the mix.

@TakenTook 2 күн бұрын

@@jbre7233 -- IMO, Kirkland is the perfect combination of strength, effectiveness, and flushability. Angel Soft is probably my second favorite with those qualities. Charmin and most of the other "premium" brands are actually TOO thick, and if you have small children, or just are not careful, it's easy to clog the toilet. Scott is too thin (and does not "grip" as well as other brands either, if you catch my drift) so you have to use more of it to get the job done. But if you have someone in the house who is notorious for clogging toilets, that's a good one to put in that person's bathroom. Like Jordan Schlansky, I have overly detailed opinions on such matters lol

@karltobar2810 Күн бұрын

Eh, I've heard it both ways

@MusikCassette Күн бұрын

not really. the universal use of toilet paper for all cleaning paper purposes is an improvisation, not a good solution.

@user-pz9vu8dl7g 9 күн бұрын

A fresh 6 pack of sealed charmin in the guest bath is a baller move.

@MusikCassette Күн бұрын

actually if it is not branded that is even better

@malkolm_kent4 14 күн бұрын

"I'm used to unusual looks for a variety of reasons. That never deters me" I love this man so much lol

@tjhall9377 14 күн бұрын

Unusual looks for a variety of reasons while completing various tasks.

@jeremyc9593 14 күн бұрын

It's a strange freedom when one reaches this level of "IDGAF"

@OdourlessAunt 14 күн бұрын

Yep, found him irritating at times but I've gotta say that won me over

@vikramkrishnan6414 11 күн бұрын

@@tjhall9377 And preparing his body in various ways.

@burkles4456 14 күн бұрын

Schlansky is 100% right about the 6 rolls of new TP for guests. Its very classy and thoughtful. Conan was raised like an animal.

@MarcKloos 14 күн бұрын

Like a Neanderthaler (where "thal" is the German word for "valley" and since the "th" sound doesn't exist in German it's pronounced as a "tawl").

@averykal 14 күн бұрын

It’s such a strong move, definitely appreciated

@rinnin 14 күн бұрын

We know that’s you replying Incognito Jordan!

@makuIa 13 күн бұрын

in europe it’s very common to have dedicated toiletries, sheets, towels etc. for guests which is very thoughtful & inviting. americans don’t do this & I never understand why

@GrandTheftLogan 13 күн бұрын

All of this could've been avoided if Neil didn't take the last Pop-Tart.

@MAC-op5fc 12 күн бұрын

I've lived 63 years and have never, in totality, discussed toilet paper for 21.33 minutes. But I watched every second of this and laughed a lot, so thanks!

@rwhirsch 11 күн бұрын

next topic...tampons..hopefully

@theduckfromthejoke152 10 күн бұрын

You just watched an advertisement longer.Then a half hour t v show without advertisements... Your life is now complete

@duckfestdude 13 күн бұрын

Jordan rolled this out way farther than I thought possible. Surprisingly absorbing and layered.

@smurfthumper 7 күн бұрын

Not a square was spared.

@bubufubu 2 күн бұрын

*Further

@TheBabyDumbo 14 күн бұрын

I love it when Conan just sits there quietly, looking at Jordan with slight amusement mixed in with disgust and disbelief.

@alamandrax 14 күн бұрын

Was the perfect opportunity for you to deploy “bemused”.

@TheBabyDumbo 14 күн бұрын

@@alamandrax I guess I was too bemused to think of that after having watched the video.

@AndroidPoetry 14 күн бұрын

Quilted Northern Ultra Plush is the only 3-play TP I can reliably find, therefore it is my GOAT toilet paper

@user-po3ir2tx5z 14 күн бұрын

@@alamandrax I think you might want to look up the definition of "bemused." It means bewildered, baffled, confused, dazed. I think the word you're looking for is nonplussed, another word people get wrong all the time. Signed, Jordan Schansky

@dragonsdynamite6403 13 күн бұрын

Him staying quiet is one of the best things about his videos.

@nimflower 14 күн бұрын

On a level, I feel like Jordan Schlansky could possibly be one of the most trustworthy and reliable people

@NyolateAMV 13 күн бұрын

He's just a very well-OILED robot

@WholeWhiteBaby 13 күн бұрын

What a psychopath!

@nimflower 13 күн бұрын

@@WholeWhiteBaby man said what a psychopath I'm weaaaak😭🤣😂

@-Ricky_Spanish- 13 күн бұрын

I feel like's secretly a comedic genius too. Everyone including himself claims he's not playing a character, which means he's just naturally hilarious in the most unconventional of ways. I'm pretty sure he plays it up though.

@nimflower 13 күн бұрын

@@-Ricky_Spanish- he reminds me a little of Sheldon cooper, a little 😭😂

@stevenqirkle 10 күн бұрын

“I’m saying if you are that person, I got you covered”. Conan could stand to learn a thing or two about compassion from this beautiful man.

@user-cy4lc3cu8m 13 күн бұрын

This is the most unhinged and passionate i've seen jordan lmao

@timsantiago 14 күн бұрын

I’ve seen a lot of Jordan’s commentary, and I still can’t tell if he’s playing a character or just has a rigid, eccentric personality. Either way, he’s fascinating.

@lawbinson 14 күн бұрын

It’s definitely a combination of both. You can’t fake the knowledge. But, you can amp up the character.

@m.j.n.808 14 күн бұрын

I think he's like that but plays it up for the camera

@sew75962 14 күн бұрын

Watch the Argentina episode of Conan O’Brien must go. Jordan breaks and just can’t seem to get back on track. It’s delightful!

@joellim7521 14 күн бұрын

he's the most method actor ever.. better than daniel day lewis and joaquin phoenix..

@mytube001 14 күн бұрын

Look at the very earliest bits with Jordan. He's clearly more relaxed and easy-going there than later when he has adopted the exaggerated persona. He smiles and has normal reactions. He clearly understands what sides of his personality work well with Conan's humor, and brings them to the fore in these interactions, supressing (sometimes unsuccessfully) his more normal and relaxed sides.

@CLuvTravels 14 күн бұрын

"I survive not by strength but by adaptability" nice

@IAmTurbogfx 13 күн бұрын

Mind the determined look in his eyes while he said that!

@march8482 10 күн бұрын

Actually a very good life lesson. Keep learning, keep adapting.

@adi9296 13 күн бұрын

I actually appreciate the level of foresight and consideration Jordan has for the comfort of his guests.

@CSG97 10 күн бұрын

As someone with Crohn’s disease I feel very heard by Jordan and moving forward I’m not sure I can listen to Conan in the same way after finding that he is so ableist against the interests of the gastricly handicapped community. Thank you Jordan; be better Conan. Erodedly yours from Florida

@clairematheson8030 7 күн бұрын

As a fellow Crohny, I second this sentiment!

@Joel-tv2tt 14 күн бұрын

As someone who also uses toilet paper to blow my nose I appreciate such in-depth insights from Jordan.

@wahahabuh 14 күн бұрын

i do too lol, it's so much cheaper than face tissues. They all go in the bin after use anyway.

@Joel-tv2tt 14 күн бұрын

@wahahabuh Not only cheaper but more efficient, the sheer amount of times that I could not find a face tissue while having a cold or other nose excretion has taught me to keep a roll of toilet paper handy just for such occasions. Also, should the worst happen, where I have misplaced the backup toilet paper AND the tissues, I know that there is a safe haven of soft cleansing rolled-up tissues in the bathroom.

@halogMA 14 күн бұрын

Do people not know about paper towels? I use nice toilet paper for toilet related business and cheap paper towels for blowing my nose, cleaning up spills, etc.

@wyskass861 14 күн бұрын

@@halogMA Paper towels are usually more rough and thick for the nose, and don't usually come with the "lotion" to decrease friction.

@asukaknightmare8904 14 күн бұрын

No matter how soft the toilet paper is, it's definitely not suited for the nose and will only damage it. If you're sick or have allergies you'll become painfully aware of that.

@bowska910 13 күн бұрын

“6 rolls is enough to comfort people” is both the most absurd and truest statement I’ve ever heard

@ideamonkey 9 күн бұрын

If I went to a house and there were 6 rolls of toilet paper on display, it would actually leave me with questions.

@sakar181 6 күн бұрын

There's 2 spare rolls on the toilet along with the one in use in my bathroom. That's the minimum. You don't want to be caught off guard.

@thatguyyoudontknow 12 күн бұрын

These are gold. Only Jordan can take 22 minutes to talk about toilet paper. Conan is just in disbelief. Comedy. Gold.

@obstn81 11 күн бұрын

Why Jordan doesn’t have his own show or podcast is beyond me. He is the most entertaining thing ever. By the way, I just bought two cases of charmin ultra gentle on his recommendation.

@spinblackcircles 6 күн бұрын

Because he wouldn’t be nearly as funny without Conan there to ridicule him in disbelief. Jordan by himself would just be him ranting about stuff no one cares about with no jokes lol

@alastair9870 14 күн бұрын

Jordan and Dr. Arroyo need to have a deep talk about Jordan's health in good detail.

@BuRiedNBlo0d 14 күн бұрын

I could listen to that all day

@miguelvelez7221 14 күн бұрын

We're not ready for that.

@gilliganmcneuter4550 14 күн бұрын

Brilliant! That woud be so good! Team Coco, please? 😊

@nettabeatty950 14 күн бұрын

Yes that would be fantastic

@alastair9870 14 күн бұрын

The body hair, the whey and oat shake, cytogainer, the closed barrel with smores pop tarts, tooth and gum tonic, 156 ounces of water a day. ALL OF IT!!!!!!

@-Ricky_Spanish- 14 күн бұрын

"So when I travel, I don't have access to my bamboo toilet stool". These are real words that came out of a person's mouth.

@jdm9251 14 күн бұрын

I hate to say it but he's right... once you use the pooping stool you never go back

@GGoAwayy 14 күн бұрын

@@jdm9251 In university in the engineering building all the foreign students from a few specific countries had a habit of squatting down over the toilet, with their feet up on the toilet seat. The massive ker-plunks, and messes eventually caused the university to put signs in the stalls saying no feet are allowed on the seats. They grew up using squat toilets and couldnt stand the thought of touching their butts to the seats.

@Babe.Ruth.In.Beirut 14 күн бұрын

And we love him for it.

@StatusMusicDesign 14 күн бұрын

I have a bamboo toilet stool. He's right.

@floki-man 14 күн бұрын

Fortunately, you can put your feet on extra toilet paper rolls to elevate your feet. Or ball up dirty laundry for a step.

@2frungjung 13 күн бұрын

“You freak, you freak, you freak” 😂 I love Jordan

@martinrs1254 10 күн бұрын

Pretty much everything Jordan said during 20 minutes straight is highly quotable, he's a genius.

@acmb6763 14 күн бұрын

“Mineralize the countertop” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ethanpintar5454 14 күн бұрын

I bet Jordan likes mineralizing his countertop

@Fryether 14 күн бұрын

That one is reasonable if you live in an area with hard water

@FiKAYOsipe 14 күн бұрын

💀

@user-tz4kv7fr7v 14 күн бұрын

Came outta left field

@palaceofwisdom9448 14 күн бұрын

A mineral ring has formed on my sink underneath where the bottle of hand soap resides. Nothing short of dynamite would ever remove it. It's a real problem.

@VJS 13 күн бұрын

Jordan yelling his explanations makes it 100 X better. 😂

@blg8505 11 күн бұрын

ORIENTING THE PUBA RECTALIS MUSCLE

@afghanrocky 10 күн бұрын

If that were his real personality 💀💀💀

@mw-cf5dr 9 күн бұрын

@@afghanrocky I think it is 💝

@lashier13 13 күн бұрын

16:30 Sixteen minutes and thirty seconds into his rant: "First of all..."

@14231ashley 13 күн бұрын

Jordan is incredibly relatable to me and connan is fantastic because he embodies everything I am not. I love people that don't process small things in an overly serious manner and overthink every single action. Watching Connan and Jordan interact feels like placing a magnifying glass on how I am perceived by others, lol.

@joeslider6663 14 күн бұрын

A 20+ minute dissertation on toilet paper by Jordan Schlansky. I would gladly pay any admission fee to hear this, but its free and we have to thank Conan for bringing this modern day philosopher and renaissance man to the world. That last sentence was just random words arranged in no particular order😂

@mtvesguerra 12 күн бұрын

I’ve watched this video 3x straight and that’s an hour of my life I’m never getting back, but I absolutely don’t mind it at all ❤❤❤❤

@RCHJ2022 14 күн бұрын

“Aesthetically speaking, I like to surround myself with beauty.” *LOOK AT HIS OFFICE*. 😂😂😂

@bananasaboutmovies 14 күн бұрын

I was thinking the same thing when he said that! His office from previous clips is a pig sty. 🐷😆

@mithrandir491 14 күн бұрын

yeah, he isn't really passionate about his work.

@nd2705 14 күн бұрын

Ascetic refers to a person who lives like a monk, with very few possessions. The word is aesthetic.

@dinazwitscher9872 14 күн бұрын

Lol good point. Wtf was that

@RCHJ2022 14 күн бұрын

@@nd2705 Thanks Jordan! It was Auto correct but I’ll fix it for you.

@TIOLIOfficial 13 күн бұрын

I need a full 2 hour episode of Burr and Schlansky, JUST Burr and Schlansky talking.

@DannyGautama 12 күн бұрын

I gotta say, Andy was such an amazing person and an indelible part of the shows success. I wish he got more credit. He had great jokes, very kind, and made people laugh. He was definitely a star of the show.

@mikecronis 14 күн бұрын

You're not losing listeners, you're GAINING them! Jordan is Conan's, "Midas". PURE GOLD maker! I could hear them go on and on for hours intently.

@zacharywhite211 14 күн бұрын

There isn't a single bad video or boring video that features these two. It's amazing.

@TheBoxNasty 14 күн бұрын

I would love a travel show with just them exploring

@ms0824 14 күн бұрын

Literally, I could just put them on and go about my day working.

@ChaosZero. 14 күн бұрын

@@TheBoxNasty They did that, it's called Italy.

@TheBoxNasty 14 күн бұрын

@@ChaosZero. not quite what I want but okay

@borislugosi54 14 күн бұрын

"Any physicist would know that the use of toilet paper involves friction" 😂

@photography8023 13 күн бұрын

I just love how Jordans voice increases in volume the more he talks about the marketing injustices of toilet paper. 8:15

@mikedahuman 12 күн бұрын

In Jordan's Defense, as a long time Conan fan, I watched the whole video through and loved it, the chemistry between you guys is hilarious.

@Elongated_Muskrat 14 күн бұрын

We all know Jordan only uses a bidet that sprays only authentic Italian spring water.

@ferociousfrankie 14 күн бұрын

Exactly, this is just BS product placement.

@irlandairlandes6938 13 күн бұрын

Right? Just what I thought. Impossible, this man doesn’t care about TP.

@lindz758 13 күн бұрын

Exactly, he's far too pretentious to use TP

@ferociousfrankie 13 күн бұрын

@@lindz758 I wouldn't say not using tp is pretentious. Most of the world washes its ass.

@NyolateAMV 13 күн бұрын

He has a bidet built-in inside his body. No batteries needed.

@kidkappa04 14 күн бұрын

I want Jordan and Conan everyday. Give them a show, I need this regularly

@chisairaccoon1931 14 күн бұрын

boy, do I have news for you

@martinrabenalt1578 14 күн бұрын

this is regularly

@TheBoxNasty 14 күн бұрын

@@chisairaccoon1931what? This is only on radio :(

@kidkappa04 14 күн бұрын

@@martinrabenalt1578 No, it isn't. He's only a feature. I want a regular segment, daily...I need MORE

@EthanWombat13-om1en 14 күн бұрын

we need a podcast where these characters are with Conan: Jordan Schlansky Kevin Nealon Dr. Arroyo

@user-ke8vk8bo4j 10 күн бұрын

In the past, Conan and Jordan could've spent a whole show, 21 minutes of just this on TBS and the ratings would go through the roof.

@Chill-jp4wb 11 күн бұрын

Schlansky's correctness is undeniable, and although Conan jests about it now, I'm willing to bet that he'll eventually take note and apply it himself

@roguesample 14 күн бұрын

“I’m used to unusual looks for a variety of reasons, that never deters me” “Of course” god bless these two

@peterdelisle7083 14 күн бұрын

I would love to see what a Jordan Schlansky written self help book would look like

@toughbail456 14 күн бұрын

That's a million dollar idea, lol.

@scottwells8064 14 күн бұрын

"I researched these topics in various ways."

@maddyhall4171 14 күн бұрын

That would be a thick book

@drey6255 14 күн бұрын

Would be a good tandem read to Sona's book!

@borisivanovmusic 14 күн бұрын

Audiobook

@nl5828 13 күн бұрын

“ureene” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@upinarms79 13 күн бұрын

Jordan is pure comedic gold. It's not that he's wrong... he usually isn't, he's just one of the most pedantic human beings on the planet... but toilet paper doesn't go bad and if you've got a place to store it, buying in bulk is smart.

@burntmarshwigglestudio597 14 күн бұрын

I've never heard Jordan say "listen to me" this much 🤣 he's taking this so seriously hahaha

@vansolo12 14 күн бұрын

Watching Conan and Jordan discuss toilet paper proves I will literally watch Conan and Jordan do anything.

@timsantiago 12 күн бұрын

I had that realization during Jordan’s review of Japanese nose hair trimmers. 😂

@vansolo12 12 күн бұрын

@@timsantiago Same! 🤣

@VeeAmericanEagle 10 күн бұрын

You’re not the only one. Def me too 😂❤

@winfredivansantiago3712 12 күн бұрын

Imagine driving in gta 6 listening to radio with this channel

@JDela10 12 күн бұрын

Oh seriously dude... Rockstar should totally have them record a fictional radio show on GTA 6.

@fahimsachak9973 13 күн бұрын

Jordan is not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed. Thank you for being a voice , a maverick, for all those people who uphold bathroom and sanitary standards to its highest level. No better comfort blanket than opening the cabinet and knowing you have ample toilet paper for any scenario.

@Rocketmanrun 14 күн бұрын

I love the bit where Conan acts like the audience will hate this, when in reality he knows so well that this is what we come for. Comedy gold 😂

@BlackedOutDreams 14 күн бұрын

Babe wake up! New Schlansky banger just dropped 🔥🔥

@CaesarBro 10 күн бұрын

This is the most beautiful podcast episode I’ve ever watched/ listened to.

@annebonner4547 13 күн бұрын

I love Jordan’s commentary so much and I’m delighted to experience it again

@adamplace1414 14 күн бұрын

This has been quite a couple of weeks in the KZfaq Conanverse. Hot Ones, the recap afterwards, Dr. Arroyo returning, and all the Jimmy Carr clips to boot - and now we get the return of Jordan. You spoil us sir.

@donaffluent 14 күн бұрын

Oh! I sincerely lost it at “you-reen” Jordan you did it again 😂

@johnfury8834 8 күн бұрын

I'm with Jordan, TP for everything. It just works so well for so much.

@velvetbees 7 күн бұрын

I once used it to jump start my car. Actually, that's a lie.

@jefftee7354 12 күн бұрын

You can feel the raw honest emotion here. And damnit if I don't 100% agree with the guy.

@ihaveacar 14 күн бұрын

My favorite thing is when even Jordan knows what he's saying is rediculous but just can't stop himself. Losing listeners? I could literally watch a 3 hour movie of these 2 just talking to each other. Conan gets so mad that the dude is just so effortlessly hilarious without even trying by being himself.

@johnnyhelge1743 14 күн бұрын

I get it. It's like he knows what he's saying makes sense but it just sounds ridiculous

@drey6255 14 күн бұрын

Jordan: * smiles * Conan: What's wrong with your face?

@NJP1234567890 12 күн бұрын

Loving these product talks with Jordan. More more more!

@guyinc0gnito 13 күн бұрын

Absolutely stunned that Jordan uses toilet paper and not an extremely expensive bidet

@AwesomeWilly968 14 күн бұрын

I really watched and listened for 21 minutes about toilet paper. But conan and schlansky, man what a duo. It was actually entertaining lol

@GGoAwayy 14 күн бұрын

The weirder thing for me is that as Im listening Im realizing I really do agree with Jordan about this important issue.

@ms0824 14 күн бұрын

@@GGoAwayysame

@BiGsImY 14 күн бұрын

lol Conan with Jordan is an absolute riot!

@zacharywhite211 14 күн бұрын

I see Conan and Jordan in a video. I click. Simple

@MrTenad 9 күн бұрын

I laughed out loud from 7:00 onwards till the end. This genious man has really thought of everything. He is well prepared and generously extends his wisdom to serve his guests and all of their bathroom related needs. ...and yes, I'm obviously referring to Jordan Schlansky here!

@MehrdadParthian 13 күн бұрын

this is way too funny. i can never get enough of conan and jordan. its the perfect combination of man and machine coming together as partners.

@Abesta83 14 күн бұрын

"coarse visual perception" 🤣@6:55 I'm stealing that!

@mrfatuchi 14 күн бұрын

Someone needs to do compilation of these sophisticated backhanded compliments Jordan gave Conan over the years.

@PigDan 13 күн бұрын

@@mrfatuchi That sounds like fun to edit but the hardest part is downloading the clips, rewatching them all and making notes of the timestamps

@immortaltyger1569 13 күн бұрын

@@mrfatuchi I think it was the exact opposite of a compliment, as in someone who goes through life never seeing the rich details of toilet paper.

@Andreas_Constantinou 14 күн бұрын

We need a "Conan o'brien must go" episode where it takes place entirely inside Jordan Schlansky's house

@colindodd2862 11 күн бұрын

Jorden nailed it . There is abrasion and causes all kinds of issues .

@TomekaHaywood 11 күн бұрын

There is nothing better than Jordan rambling on and on!!! I would never tune out. Love the thing between Coco and Jordan. 😂😂😂😂

@thvlio 14 күн бұрын

Putting his exaggerations for the sake of entertainment aside, Jordan is so relatable to me. He may seem too weird to be real for some people but I bet many neurodivergents know exactly what he's talking about every time he's on screen. And I really wanna get to his confidence level where you don't really care if people find some behaviors off-putting in some way, you just brush it off and move on. The fact that he's married and has children actually inspires me somewhat. Anyway rant over you da best Jordan

@paradise_valley 13 күн бұрын

more than being neurodivergent he definitely speaks to everyones small eccentricities - but the more mundane ones (distinct from the ones Conan amps up). that said, why isn't this video about bidets?

@thvlio 13 күн бұрын

@@paradise_valley I think he's trying to point out that good toilet paper has many uses even for a person that uses a bidet such as himself. Like cleaning your nose, your ears, any part of your body with the least possible skin irritation, various surfaces around your house, spills, making guests confortable, etc (which, to me, are perfectly valid use cases)

@jackelewish1568 13 күн бұрын

Exactly, whatever Jordan has I think I have too. Lol. I'm completely serious. Maybe he doesn't "have" anything but we need to accept some people are just a little different but it doesn't make us bad or even a nuisance necessarily. In fact you need people like us in many situations!

@thvlio 13 күн бұрын

@@jackelewish1568 Yes! It's just the way we are, and it's not like we have a choice. Not all brains are wired equal. I don't mean to presume but I would bet Jordan is a good problem solver with good attention to detail and that he's actually a good fit for his job

@kittenmittensb1z138 13 күн бұрын

He has kids ?

@nnjjee1 14 күн бұрын

“A person of your course visual perception…” 😂😂😂

@matthewb.7172 14 күн бұрын

Coarse *

@paulhill973 11 күн бұрын

Howling with laughter here!!!! THANK YOU!!

@vinjass 9 күн бұрын

This was the most insane podcast I've seen and I loved every second of it. I wanna see more of Jordan vs the toilet paper mafia

@myself_yuvraj 14 күн бұрын

I just watched two fully grown adults having a 20 minutes long heated discussion over the toilet paper and LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!

@Winter-CIG 14 күн бұрын

Karl Pilkington and Jordan on a road trip would be peak television.

@ebbderelict 14 күн бұрын

I thought of Karl too. One is overly educated, one is under educated, together they can conquer the world!

@lindapgolan7070 14 күн бұрын

I commented that on their prep for the Italy trip and received 300 likes

@priapulida 10 күн бұрын

or just both in a white room in fact

@Scott-Andy 10 күн бұрын

Conan & Jordan our outstanding together. And it keeps getting better and better. Brilliant episode. ❤

@realspenz 13 күн бұрын

Love the intensity

@mattmack3505 14 күн бұрын

Jordan and Connan really just had a 21 minute conversation about toilet paper 😂. Love it

@CuriousPug12 14 күн бұрын

You can see the sparks in Jordan's eyes when someone asks about his interest and he explains it so detail with all the intricacies, he could spend hours talking about it. His nose trimming tool, his toilet paper, his lego, etc He really LOVES it😂 And Conan let him roll with it

@Tonyhouse1168 14 күн бұрын

The joy of bidets for “human soil”..

@CorvetteAustin24 8 күн бұрын

I want more Jordan Schlansky consumer watch dog episodes, please.

@KapperTube 13 күн бұрын

Somehow this gets better and better as the discussion continues. I need more Jordan toilet paper talk in my life.

@makeadifference4all 14 күн бұрын

“Toilet paper is a big part of my life” is my newest favorite Schlanskyism.

@PackyDaggers 14 күн бұрын

3:29. "Uriiine". 😆 I love that they cutaway just as Jordan was about to lose it himself. 😅

@Emilyghe 11 күн бұрын

yay bringing his product review segment back!

@petroidau 9 күн бұрын

When Jordan starts talking about cleaning the sink and toilet rim and I'm just like AMEN BROTHER

@user-tz4kv7fr7v 14 күн бұрын

No one has noticed in almost every Jordan podcast, there’s a NEVERTHELESS moment

@ExtremeCacti 14 күн бұрын

This is probably the most unhinged Jordan clip I’ve ever seen.

@viz8746 9 күн бұрын

Schlansky can produce and present - he's great behind the show and in front of it. Whole entire package! Invaluable!

@toomuch3432 13 күн бұрын

Connan Jordan Schlansky is the not but one of the reasons I love your channel, please do more Jordan Schlansky videos or skits , it is the best thing by far its genius 😂

@unusedaccount6200 14 күн бұрын

Twenty minutes of Jordan reviewing toilet paper? How is this free? Thanks Team Coco!

@Rayofsunshine923 14 күн бұрын

Jordan is the most smartest person I have ever seen. Honestly, he may come of strong and weird but he does make valid and sound argument. Somebody give Jordan his Peabody award for contributing to humanity so much and imparting his knowledge

@JoeUrbanYYC 13 күн бұрын

That's one thing about Jordan, no matter what you think of his presentation, what he's saying is often right.

@JFN381 2 күн бұрын

Conan and Jordan have buoyed me through some dark, dark times. Grateful.

@Chrai0n 12 күн бұрын

We need more of Jordan reviews please.

@user-tz4kv7fr7v 14 күн бұрын

“I’m used to unusual looks for a VaRiEtY of reasons. That never deters me.” I think I love Jordan because he is the opposite of what happens to people after spending 20 years in Hollywood.