Jordan Schlansky Compares Conan To A Pork Chop

Jordan Schlansky Compares Conan To A Pork Chop | Team Coco Radio

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10 ай бұрын

Conan embraces his status as a pork chop, a great American meat. Plus, Conan wonders if Jordan would agree to be castrated for a bit on the show.
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@charlesmarlowstanfield 10 ай бұрын

"I think I said testes... testes... Testes." - a totally normal person.

@HOTD108_ 10 ай бұрын

Testes, testes, 1, 2, 3.

@xiaoka 10 ай бұрын

The joke is “testes, testes, 1, 2, ….3?!”

@civil_fellow2985 10 ай бұрын

The robot needs a reboot

@megarooster99 3 ай бұрын

Need the gestures too lmao

@EC2JM 2 ай бұрын

Next time I do a mic test I’m going to say “testes testes testes.”

@edelrosario5105 10 ай бұрын

Jordan "happy to go along with any premise" Schlansky never disappoints. God bless him

@RJSoftHeart 10 ай бұрын

I love that he is virtually unembarrassable. It enhances the hilarity. Good on him.

@Pavel-wj7gy 10 ай бұрын

Any premise except for castration. Even if you surprise him.

@TheDanification Ай бұрын

I think Conan secretly enjoys the intellectual premises Jordan throws out. They’re both nerdy in a great way

@GC12345 10 ай бұрын

I think we can all agree Jordan prepares his testes in various ways.

@luisa.rodriguezrivera2000 10 ай бұрын

Don't forget he can smell the soto bosco in wines.

@KissMyAssassin 10 ай бұрын

He certainly has a detailed preference for the testes he wants in his mouth.

@wowomg1980 10 ай бұрын

Chill that's a personal matter

@shaun3211 10 ай бұрын

His testes are lost in Italy

@GGoAwayy 10 ай бұрын

I want to hear about the artisanal talc he uses and the method he uses to lightly dust them.

@Gray_Vox 10 ай бұрын

After this segment, I am now 100% convinced Jordan is a comedy writer

@Butterratbee 10 ай бұрын

Well he has been a producer on a comedy show for about 30 years

@jkap34 10 ай бұрын

@@Butterratbeeclose to, yeah. I think he joined somewhere in the timeline of '95-'98. I'm leaning towards '95 because Robert Smigel said Schlansky approved a triumph remote in one of the team Coco podcasts

@Joshua-zi5wp 10 ай бұрын

@@Butterratbee Yea but what does he do?

@Butterratbee 10 ай бұрын

@@jkap34 yeah I’m not sure of the exact time but he was definitely there in 95, theres a picture of them on a boat from 95

@alexh6282 10 ай бұрын

@@Joshua-zi5wp He does varies tasks

@WTFG78 10 ай бұрын

4:18 “I didn’t say you’re 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 pork chop, I said you’re 𝙖 pork chop.” Excellent save, Jordan. 😂

@jeremyc9593 10 ай бұрын

2:43 Unfortunately for him, recorded video exists

@darlene7875 10 ай бұрын

😂😂

@kalmon6745 10 ай бұрын

Thing is he did say it 😂😂

@mediocreman2 10 ай бұрын

Which is hilarious, because earlier he did say he was that pork chop.

@obuyWw 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@WisakJ 10 ай бұрын

Jordan: I am this beautiful piece of meat, from a castrated bull in the tuscany Also Jordan, without anyone asking: You would be a curled up pork chop

@Butterratbee 10 ай бұрын

I actually think it’s completely fair for him to say that about Conan, because if I was him I would assume that Conan was about to insult him. And I’m basing that on every segment they ever did together

@jason1666 10 ай бұрын

Also Jordan: no judgment though 😂 He's so pretentious lol

@PoeticallyTwizted 10 ай бұрын

@@Butterratbee ah, thats a fair point. Lol

@florianadolf2256 10 ай бұрын

Be that as it may, old curled up Pork-Chop still has his testies (testies-testies-testies), so🤷‍♂️...

@dengueberries 10 ай бұрын

@@florianadolf2256 testes

@kenscarpa2318 10 ай бұрын

I love how he answers questions nobody asks lol

@jugglerj0e 10 ай бұрын

He's in his own world. Lol

@LuxeGeek 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Never has a more true statement been made. Completely agree about his unwarranted responses are the best. Lol

@rensbrand5176 10 ай бұрын

I also love how he answers questions somebody asks lol

@kentinson1670 7 ай бұрын

Jordan answers questions in various ways

@3fammy 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Kumar_.0 10 ай бұрын

Jordan came in locked and loaded 😂

@florianadolf2256 10 ай бұрын

Right... "cocked and loaded" would be the wrong expression here. What with Jordan being that Tuscan bullock beefsteak that he is, obviously🤷‍♂️...

@chokoon21 10 ай бұрын

This is the kind of conversation you get when you let that intrusive thought take over.

@patricklopez1799 10 ай бұрын

Somehow, "intrusive thought" covers both Jordan AND Conan perfectly.

@florianadolf2256 10 ай бұрын

There's this thin line, where it pushes through into obsessive behaviour... and from there it's only a short stroll into the realms of Hannibal Lector's cooking show...😬😆

@Justhppy2behere 10 ай бұрын

@@patricklopez1799those aren’t intrusive thoughts. please for the love of god stop unintentionally stigmatizing and stereotyping people’s actual mental disorders. !! intrusive thoughts are repetitive, distressing, and go against your morals. they aren’t quirky thoughts or jokes in your head. and making jokes like this reinforces this incorrect idea. it’s extremely harmful to actual sufferers.

@patricklopez1799 10 ай бұрын

@@Justhppy2behere they're called jokes, and not serious ones at that. Relax, Francis.

@pricerowland 10 ай бұрын

Everything Jordan says makes complete sense, but the way he says it is totally insane. Everything Conan says is totally insane, but the way he says it makes complete sense. Together they are an immovable object meeting an unstoppable force.

@OlafavonGoeding 6 ай бұрын

This is so well put 🤌

@stoops120682 4 ай бұрын

This makes a strange amount of sense

@strangersname 3 ай бұрын

@@stoops120682 Actually it amounts to a whole lot of strangeness.

@Senriam 10 ай бұрын

“Choperooni? Is that the plural of choperino?” Jordan is hilarious and self aware lmao

@dreamer2260 10 ай бұрын

Yep I caught that too lol. Love the guy

@detectiveagentmichaelscarn4774 10 ай бұрын

The chemistry is unchanged even after so many years of them working together. This is uncanny.

@florianadolf2256 10 ай бұрын

If anything, it even gains in terms of the sheer explosive force of this specific chemical inter-personal reaction, lol 😂😂😂

@rosemangofairy 10 ай бұрын

They're like the couple who are now separated but are better as friends than lovers and the chemistry is still there. With Conan as the prickly, whiny former wife and Jordan as the emotionally-dead former husband.

@mediocreman2 10 ай бұрын

You might want to look into what uncanny means. There is nothing uncanny about their chemistry staying the same. Two people having a consistent relationship is basically the opposite of uncanny.

@benb4343 10 ай бұрын

*unlike the meat from a castrated European bullock...😂

@AttilatheThrilla 8 ай бұрын

@@mediocreman2We found another Jordan everyone!!

@saraseado3729 10 ай бұрын

These two never disappoint

@miguelmelchior986 10 ай бұрын

Its These

@atenachos6282 10 ай бұрын

@@miguelmelchior986 Is it?

@saraseado3729 10 ай бұрын

@@miguelmelchior986 thanks

@miguelmelchior986 10 ай бұрын

@@atenachos6282 You know nothing, these world is not for you.

@atenachos6282 10 ай бұрын

@@miguelmelchior986 Enlighten me.

@Butterratbee 10 ай бұрын

“I didn’t say you were the pork chop, I said you were a pork chop” I love him so much

@mediocreman2 10 ай бұрын

Which is odd because he actually did say he was that pork chop.

@ziggystatdust6008 10 ай бұрын

Conan’s exasperated “Okay” after Jordan’s pork chop speech is a short summation of their relationship.

@musiqa-workshops 10 ай бұрын

"It's possible you haven't been properly scored and you turn in some flailing motion which I call feeble" is one of the most brilliant things I've ever heard

@MrBatriste 9 ай бұрын

The level of shade, oh my god 😂

@makeadifference4all 9 ай бұрын

I think Jirdan said 'fetal position,' not 'feeble.'

@fictitiousforce9048 3 ай бұрын

@@makeadifference4allhe did, but he said that before he said the sentence musiqa quoted

@Jennozen1 10 ай бұрын

this is the single greatest conversation I've heard in days.

@MarcussJay 10 ай бұрын

Whatever happened to make these two meet in the first place I’m happy. Because anytime they are together they are absolutely hilarious.

@frankeckhardt9657 10 ай бұрын

Look up Jordans first appearance Conan.

@tobgay8276 10 ай бұрын

Writer's strike!

@neon9999 10 ай бұрын

I remain convinced that Jordan is one of the funniest people in the world, and the small bits of him that we get every now and then makes it even better. Too much of him would probably be too much, but this is just perfect.

@jbrumundsmith 10 ай бұрын

I cannot possibly describe the joy these two bring me.

@lightninlarry8936 10 ай бұрын

I love how Jordan claims that he’s not being derogatory towards Conan, but all the adjectives he uses are clearly derogatory 😂

@mediocreman2 10 ай бұрын

Yep Jordan is good at the double talk. He thinks that if he's serious enough people won't challenge him on his lies. Actually it's a common tactic with highly insecure people.

@C69hJc4 8 күн бұрын

@@mediocreman2you realize that this is comedy and both Jordan and Conan are in on the bit together right? It seems like this might have gone over your head

@kumakhan7452 10 ай бұрын

Jordan is amazing at staying on the rails when Conan is throwing him curves. Love their dynamic!

@flyingchong 10 ай бұрын

Better yet, it backfires and Conan is the one who then becomes derailed 🤣🤣

@EdwinRemi 10 ай бұрын

The debates between these two never gets old we NEED more of these video. Legendary 😂😂

@jaywilldoit 10 ай бұрын

This relationship is something else. I like how all the staff have to cover their face in laughter.

@rinnin 10 ай бұрын

And that line “What if we surprise you?“ Like a surprise castration! 🤣

@davidhurtado2725 9 ай бұрын

There's literally a room full of some of the best comedy writers out there and this guy cracked them all up repeatedly

@ransomgee 10 ай бұрын

It’s been almost twenty years.. and this duo still has never once created anything less than comedic gold that makes me laugh out loud. More Jordan Schlansky please

@oldham42 10 ай бұрын

These two are the modern day Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. Just incredible chemistry despite being polar opposites

@chrisisjoking 10 ай бұрын

Imagine walking into the room at the 5:15 mark and only hearing that part of the conversation. Absolutely amazing.

@KissMyAssassin 10 ай бұрын

😅

@danmcclellan2451 10 ай бұрын

Jordan is a absolute legend!!😂😂😂😂

@aznsensation44 8 ай бұрын

Love how Jordan says everything so confidently without stuttering

@JefficusMaximus 10 ай бұрын

I love how with these two you never know whether it's a bit or if it's reality

@Hopefulnezz 10 ай бұрын

Greatest comedy duo of all time. Their chemistry is so effortless

@florianadolf2256 10 ай бұрын

True. Plus, if we want to keep it in the terminology of chemistry, I must say that I always thought of Jordan as some kind of catalyst to a pretty hefty reaction of some unknown chemical agents that would otherwise lay completely dormant inside Old Curled-up Porkchop, lol 😂

@kathleenrasing6818 10 ай бұрын

I lost it when he said that Conan's a pork chop 🤣🤣🤣

@nilaksh3226 10 ай бұрын

Honestly, I think Jordan would take the castration if the surprise was held in Italy with a proper cup of espresso before and nice Italian dinner with 'moist' forest wine after😂

@Triattt 10 ай бұрын

Jordan's real problem is that Conan would not provide him with a properly licensed italian castrator. It would ruin such a perfect piece of meat.

@timmccarthy9917 10 ай бұрын

Apennine Mountain Oysters

@florianadolf2256 10 ай бұрын

☝️That wine has to pair well with bore, though. Just saying...

@fjslfhalfhkdjfh 10 ай бұрын

@@florianadolf2256 and yes, we do mean bore, not boar!

@jugglerj0e 10 ай бұрын

If it was done in Italy, because its authentic Italian then of course he would!

@penguinjammer8522 10 ай бұрын

The rest of Team Coco just dying of laughter in the background never gets old

@zachbachar3473 10 ай бұрын

I still can’t get enough of Conan and Jordan’s conversations

@joelcrowder9068 10 ай бұрын

Jordan just used this opportunity to say “testes” multiple times without sounding ridiculous

@johnl.7582 10 ай бұрын

Jordan wants you to know that it's spelled "testes". It's OK though; there's no judgement.

@joelcrowder9068 10 ай бұрын

@@johnl.7582 Jordan just gave me a 20 minute lesson on the spelling of testes and it’s origin

@HogartHughes 10 ай бұрын

the singular* of testes is testo smh

@joelcrowder9068 10 ай бұрын

@@HogartHughes 🤣🤣

@johnl.7582 10 ай бұрын

@@HogartHughes DJ Testo is Jordan's Ibiza touring name.

@Susannenc 10 ай бұрын

“I’m not making any judgment” with his whole demeanor and rant brimming with judgment 😂😂😂

@tvstation8102 7 ай бұрын

Can't get enough of this combo. I love how Jordan can steal any scene, and that Conan is confident enough in his talents to go with it!

@jholguin79 10 ай бұрын

This has to be the duo with the best chemistry ever! The best thing about Jordan is seeing him come up with all this stuff while keeping a straight face and how he is trying so hard not to lose it. 😂😂😂

@Oshawatt 10 ай бұрын

Seeing jordan in the other podcast without conan coupled with this one makes me realize he’s not playing a character for the camera, he’s playing it for Conan

@srawat27 10 ай бұрын

Jordan is an endless supply of content

@swish007 10 ай бұрын

i think it's conan's silliness and Schlansky's anti-silliness clashing with each other that makes it so entertaining

@KaninManeepairoj 10 ай бұрын

Summed up perfectly

@RabbitWhispererYT 10 ай бұрын

Jordan is actually very knowledgeable about various things

@stevej.7926 10 ай бұрын

He’s a smart set o’ testes, that’s for sure!

@vybezD 5 ай бұрын

Jordan's Pork Chop comment was dripping with disdain and condescension, Jordan is hilarious.

@oskney3329 10 ай бұрын

I so miss Conan and Jordan traveling together!!! I’ve watched those episodes multiple times. Jordan and Conan are comedy gold!!!

@peterorosz9278 10 ай бұрын

I cant be the only one who wants even more Jordan Schlanksy. That one hour Q and A was a treasure drove of content!

@mikecranapple8878 10 ай бұрын

Agreed. I got in my car and trove down the road listening to it. I would trive all day to hear them.

@jooger69 10 ай бұрын

At least looking at the view counts for the videos... Videos featuring Jordan get a ton more views than other videos.

@braindrain329 10 ай бұрын

LOL! Conan and Jordan together is just magic

@Mayhemzz 10 ай бұрын

Jordan's ability to sit there and stare coldly is unprecedented.

@r.edward5701 6 ай бұрын

Reminiscent of the great Charles Grodin

@jedsithor 10 ай бұрын

Genius. It's not just what Jordan says, it's the brilliant comedic timing of it.

@nealetaylor4070 10 ай бұрын

I love the cuts to the other people in the room keeling over with laughter

@Fantasmister 10 ай бұрын

I hope "Hey! Pork Chop!" becomes the new thing that gets shouted at Conan.

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

Not a bad idea, but I feel we have to give "there was talk of gerbils!" Its due time

@Fantasmister 10 ай бұрын

@@LindaC616 That's for the hipster crowd - the Pork Chop shout is for people who wear caps, or those in a hurry.

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

@@Fantasmister let's run this by Conan and see what he thinks🤣

@florianadolf2256 10 ай бұрын

I think, it's going to be that "testes-testes-testes" kind of thing, shouted three times in a row on the open street (no matter what time of day, obviously)

@cleverusername9369 10 ай бұрын

I'm not done with KEDAKAI! yet

@JudgeDredd_ 10 ай бұрын

Brimming with enthusiasm hahahahaha

@CloroxBleachCompany 10 ай бұрын

Conan joking he was castrated somehow reminded me of the time on his talk show where he compared himself to Glenn Close’s character in the movie Albert Nobbs 🤣😂🤣😭😭😭

@dianac2498 9 ай бұрын

What a blessing to be able to escape the stresses of life briefly to watch Conan and Jordan. The old videos never get old but it’s a real treat to see Conan is still working to help people escape into humor.

@SabaDhutt 10 ай бұрын

The Man! The Legend! Jordan Schlansky!

@benzaiten933 10 ай бұрын

I love how they included shots of the entire crew and how they all bent over laughing.

@the_mia_mia 10 ай бұрын

Watching the reactions of the team is priceless

@DavidBadilloMusic 10 ай бұрын

Pure comedy gold!! As every single time these two collide!!

@SD-jw3cj 10 ай бұрын

"You are curled up in the foetal position with your fat cap. You are a pork chop."

@thedude4672 10 ай бұрын

I love that Jordan's really the way he is. Legendary.

@amoldaxikar1738 10 ай бұрын

We need a monthly Conan and Jordan Coffee chat where they go back and forth on discussing how hard a scone should be or which Italian pasta is the best etc….😂

@iflorish 10 ай бұрын

We just need a dedicated podcast with just Conan and Jordan. Comedy gold.

@noodle4492 10 ай бұрын

Watching Jordans face light up when talking about the taste of the meat is endlessly entertaining.

@jspres86 10 ай бұрын

After learning that comedians like Mike Birbiglia actually worked for Jordan in the past, conversations like this make a lot more sense now lol

@unusedaccount6200 10 ай бұрын

More Jordan please, keep it coming. We cannot have enough Schlansky.

@groundcontrol7 10 ай бұрын

Its getting harder and harder for jordan to hold his facial expression 😂 the best part of these videos is finding a part where jordan actually smiles at something Conan says even if he doesn't mean to

@Countdownlouisville 10 ай бұрын

Jordan and Sona are invaluable to this gig. There is no clear point at which you would have too much of them on air.

@surfgator8294 10 ай бұрын

Amen!

@roberthoward9500 10 ай бұрын

Not sure we have ever seen Jordan and Sona in the same shot though. There is a chance they are the same person.

@terri6854 10 ай бұрын

Sona is just an ordinary person who functions as the laugh track and just ridicules Conan incessantly as his comedic foil. Anyone could do that. Jordan is a unique and very eloquent character.

@lawbinson 10 ай бұрын

Matt as well!

@Laga98 10 ай бұрын

Such a specific answer with a detailed explanation lol, I almost choked on my food

@artofwar420 10 ай бұрын

Delicious conversation between these two always

@mindseye4914 10 ай бұрын

I lol'd so many times. Jordan is fkn genius with his wit and so is Conan. What a pleasure to watch.

@Wyvernnnn 10 ай бұрын

It's incredible they managed to get him on a podcast for this long with all the various duties he has to perform

@ColinFilm 10 ай бұрын

"Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien Castrates A Friend."

@sergioventura2595 10 ай бұрын

Murders a friend

@hondajacka2 10 ай бұрын

This is funnier than what writers can come up with.

@praticalmechanical1986 10 ай бұрын

Yes, what we have been waiting for, the peak entertainment when Jordan is invited to have a conversation with Conan.

@Dr_Jim57 10 ай бұрын

Holy ish already a top 5 segment with them I'm in tears 😂😂😂

@GoldenEagle0007 10 ай бұрын

Jordan needs his own show

@avidadolares 10 ай бұрын

He is nothing without someone to drive the conversation and ask questions. He wouldn't last 2 episodes. No one wants see Jordan alone with no direction or simple social skills. He is strictly reactionary.

@rosieromers 10 ай бұрын

Conan needs to have a ‘Weekly Check-in With Jordan Schlansky’ series going on

@Butterratbee 10 ай бұрын

@@avidadolares you’re right, but also shut up

@florianadolf2256 10 ай бұрын

Right... Still waiting for "Jordan's Castrated Bull-whip" section to finally happen...

@vodkastudios4170 10 ай бұрын

Ok, now they are officially friends, I love this.

@headlight31 10 ай бұрын

MAKE THIS A DAILY THING CONAN. WE DEMAND MORE JORDAN!

@t.m.mcwalto6075 10 ай бұрын

the fact that the bull is not castrated is so key as to how Jordan sees himself as a virile man. in his mansion of a mind, he is THE man's man.

@bryan9931 10 ай бұрын

No bull!

@Butterratbee 10 ай бұрын

Of course he sees himself that way, because he is THE man

@LindaC616 10 ай бұрын

Well...short man...

@metonoma 10 ай бұрын

Schlaaaaaang™

@mrfatuchi 10 ай бұрын

@@LindaC616 Depends on what century and criteria you are using. If he were to be born in 19st Italy he would be of normal height. (this is Jordanesque response)

@tiscover 10 ай бұрын

It's always funny to me when Americans think Hamburger is a typical American meal.😂 Love Jordan

@WankiTank 3 ай бұрын

what if we surprise you the crew's reaction in the back is everything

@mact7766 9 ай бұрын

I have been waiting for this all my life.

@sparda111222 10 ай бұрын

The greatest duo in the history of talk shows.

@lilitulee 10 ай бұрын

This is exactly what i needed in my life

@miguelmelchior986 10 ай бұрын

Its like the world makes sense when i hear them.

@zak6502 10 ай бұрын

It's so damn good to see the Jordan each time... is there a way to listen/watch the whole thing please?

@gomoistic 4 ай бұрын

Brilliant combo you guys are the very best!

@jagdeeshzeitgeist 10 ай бұрын

There is a strong buddy comedy potential here and I only hope HBO wants to invest in making that happen next.

@elliotbryant3459 10 ай бұрын

Chopperooni. Is that the plural of chopperoono? 🤣

@djcj 10 ай бұрын

What an amazing start to my friday!

@pindot787 10 ай бұрын

This interview is what I had hoped and more 😂😂😂

@parkerkrynen 10 ай бұрын

Please have him on weekly. Daily is too much. Haha

@willsmonsters4497 10 ай бұрын

i would tune in for Jordans Castration....thats a call out from work level event even. I know sometimes the simulcast certain shows or events to movie theaters...id watch that on the big screen

@Deez-zf5gc 10 ай бұрын

More of Jordan and Conan !!!

@kellz808 10 ай бұрын

These 2 will always be great together. Hope it never ends

@thellama38 10 ай бұрын

This is a man who, after every dark lane of conversation he meanders down, I am biologically required to pause the video, digest over every fiber of my being the purest absurdity I've ever heard in my 38 years of life on this planet, laugh until I'm red in the face and, simultaneously, wince and cringe like I'm trying to make diamonds out of my tears of laughter. This man is G.O.A.T. I have no notes. ❤

@RJSoftHeart 10 ай бұрын

His deadpan (with the occasional merest hint of smirk) just amplifies the brilliant sincere absurdity. He's great.