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Orcas vs Yachts, I give the Ick, and more - Josh Johnson - New York Comedy Club - Standup Comedy

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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

Күн бұрын

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@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 9 ай бұрын
Hi Friends! Make sure to subscribe! Upcoming shows in Arlington VA, Cedar Rapids IA, Burlington VT and more at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 9 ай бұрын
Always funny and on topic with what's on all of our minds.. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂
@iprincemajestic2.0
@iprincemajestic2.0 9 ай бұрын
Man - you are funny as HELL!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@sullivanmaxwell6764
@sullivanmaxwell6764 9 ай бұрын
Thx for more laughs when I really needed them. Come to Seattle! You'll kill it... and pick up a ton of great material possibilities, too.😅😅😅
@thisisit333
@thisisit333 9 ай бұрын
I have so enjoyed watching you evolve over the years! You are by far my favorite storyteller-comedian! I’ve been telling friends you’re on your way to GOAT status 🥰 Hopefully you will come play Portland, Oregon next year! 😂🎉
@Ares08080
@Ares08080 9 ай бұрын
Dude!! I guess I need to get my click looked at. Fr I know that story.
@Ramberta
@Ramberta 9 ай бұрын
"there's no quicker way to look like you have an iron deficiency that to push a pull door" this is so incredibly specific and also hilarious
@TonksTheFool
@TonksTheFool 2 ай бұрын
me with iron deficiency who looks exactly like he did, full action, when the darkness hits. it was so specific I was in stitches
@urge_it
@urge_it 9 ай бұрын
Josh is not pregnant but he never fails to deliver.
@Kalyse.
@Kalyse. 9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@johannasildam3835
@johannasildam3835 9 ай бұрын
Josh tell me about your feelings when it comes to Matt rife getting a special... what it was... vs what you could do with the same stage 😅 hope you get your big break soon! you really deserve it!!! constant new material!
@reneejett6509
@reneejett6509 6 ай бұрын
​@@johannasildam3835 I don't usually like to compare celebrities, but in the case of someone as disgusting as Matt Rife... He's nothing compared to respectful comedy gold like Josh Johnson
@holifae
@holifae 6 ай бұрын
@@reneejett6509and josh glowed up naturally + doesn't look like he swallowed a bike seat
@jamekatenort4123
@jamekatenort4123 4 ай бұрын
@@johannasildam3835Josh has a special on Peacock!
@verballynonverbal
@verballynonverbal 9 ай бұрын
"I think I just live like this now" -The feeling of everyone without health insurance
@aychbhomas6608
@aychbhomas6608 9 ай бұрын
That part was TOO real
@callmecharlie99
@callmecharlie99 9 ай бұрын
Oh god I feel this.
@girlybutch
@girlybutch 9 ай бұрын
Or just old age..
@munkithestoopid
@munkithestoopid 9 ай бұрын
​@@girlybutchYo🤟🇦🇴 why not both😅
@Mozzarella-and-Tomato
@Mozzarella-and-Tomato 9 ай бұрын
This is the most devastating part, and even so, he managed to make it so funny. Comedic genius, such a good way to have a laugh while spreading awareness and relatability about really fucked up problems.
@Laura-mi3nv
@Laura-mi3nv 9 ай бұрын
Josh, you're an icon. Most comedians do the same material for a year and you come up with new material every week. Its awesome, thanks for sharing your comedy with the world!
@mavigogun
@mavigogun 9 ай бұрын
This week is an example of why that is a risk.
@nessax5136
@nessax5136 8 ай бұрын
@@mavigogunwhat do you mean?
@avianartis-fleary7660
@avianartis-fleary7660 8 ай бұрын
Amazing!
@BIBLE-a-s-m-r
@BIBLE-a-s-m-r 8 ай бұрын
His mind is too active❤❤
@Eoin-B
@Eoin-B 4 ай бұрын
@@BIBLE-a-s-m-r He's like a late night host only he writes his own jokes. I see him working for one.
@phillykat36
@phillykat36 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 “He’s sweet but he don’t understand doors.” I’m in tears. I guess I would’ve given the ick cuz I woulda lmao when he started slipping.
@MsDezB1
@MsDezB1 6 ай бұрын
That part! I'm listening at work and up until that point, was able to chuckle quietly.
@OwlishGeorge
@OwlishGeorge 21 күн бұрын
That shit killed me. I wanted to pretend that that isn't me... but it is ☠☠
@orko714
@orko714 15 күн бұрын
"It's a inny!"
@cattmartyr8156
@cattmartyr8156 7 ай бұрын
Crowd missed the punch line “You should work for the cops where you can make money being bad at what you do”
@betsyolsson-mackowski7682
@betsyolsson-mackowski7682 Ай бұрын
😂I caught it. Very nice! Sic burn! 🔥
@januaryhymn
@januaryhymn 9 ай бұрын
the “like a horse on cobble” i can’t get over it 😂
@januaryhymn
@januaryhymn 9 ай бұрын
PAUL REVERE. real tears lmfao
@ItsChristyLove
@ItsChristyLove 9 ай бұрын
I ROLLED!! 🤣🤣🤣
@moxiebombshell
@moxiebombshell 7 ай бұрын
I have never laughed so hard and so loud in a room all by myself 😆💀
@laurabmayron9325
@laurabmayron9325 Ай бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing, it’s too funny
@jakerz0
@jakerz0 9 ай бұрын
“He’s sweet, but he don’t understand doors” 😂😂😂
@DenaKaye13
@DenaKaye13 4 ай бұрын
OMG 😂
@aliceparsons6854
@aliceparsons6854 9 ай бұрын
😂 I strode confidently into a wall of mirrors on a date once. I had to pee really badly and didn't want to look like it, and the mirror was set up to make the space look bigger. It was REALLY effective. 😅 We wound up married. Please don't feel too badly about the doors. 🥰
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 9 ай бұрын
😂😂 congratulations!
@aliceparsons6854
@aliceparsons6854 9 ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 We wound up divorced, too. My chronic ick syndrome might have been a factor. 😂🥰
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 9 ай бұрын
@@aliceparsons6854 oh, no, I'm sorry to hear that! Been there
@wordzmyth
@wordzmyth 9 ай бұрын
😂
@MaxineShaw_84
@MaxineShaw_84 8 ай бұрын
Oh no! Lol I was smiling wide at the original comment, then...🥴 I'm so grateful the only time this happened to me was in an empty room, but I also definitely said "excuse me"...and even waited a beat before it clicked. 🤦🏿‍♀️
@BuruIgeru
@BuruIgeru 9 ай бұрын
Gather round once again friends for the Weekly Josh News Roundup 😍
@Dzokhar
@Dzokhar 9 ай бұрын
We don't deserve him. He deserves better than us KZfaq cretins.
@mycology5242
@mycology5242 9 ай бұрын
Damn straight
@tclm
@tclm 9 ай бұрын
Completely!
@octiiXpies
@octiiXpies 9 ай бұрын
He could be the assistant host for "last week tonight with john oliver" at this point
@bandilenzimande4235
@bandilenzimande4235 6 ай бұрын
“Look, I understand doors like, I got a door in my room.”😂😂
@ChristopherWilley1
@ChristopherWilley1 9 ай бұрын
“It’s an innie” “Horse on cobble” So many good phrases! That clicking bit is killer
@aychbhomas6608
@aychbhomas6608 9 ай бұрын
"It's an innie" and "this tastes like work" absolutely SLAYED me
@quentinbrown9635
@quentinbrown9635 9 ай бұрын
I look forward to Josh Johnson premieres. Still hoping for a Netflix special.
@dylanmaxey2531
@dylanmaxey2531 9 ай бұрын
He has a new special on Peacock TV
@AlwaysLisaLisa
@AlwaysLisaLisa 9 ай бұрын
Netflix is so dull to me now. This would be a great add
@ra_bi_ah
@ra_bi_ah 9 ай бұрын
@@dylanmaxey2531 Thanks!
@lw3269
@lw3269 9 ай бұрын
"How is it for you? We should talk" had me snorting out loud.
@Unfortunately_Mickey
@Unfortunately_Mickey 9 ай бұрын
Orcas are incredibly intelligent. They speak different "languages" and have bigger emotional parts of the brain than us. If anyone is gonna take us down, I'm glad it's them 😂
@nethkenm
@nethkenm 9 ай бұрын
Also, they never attack people. They just attack the boats
@Fernando31611
@Fernando31611 9 ай бұрын
We need to eat them in higher quantities.
@zljmbo
@zljmbo 9 ай бұрын
ok but do you know about boars? I personally cheer for both sides equally as the age of men is at its end
@HisameArtwork
@HisameArtwork 9 ай бұрын
@@zljmbo 90% of violent crimes are comited by men so you have point. Us women can just go parthenogenesis style. fraud however will be the same, as it's 50-50 now.
@zljmbo
@zljmbo 9 ай бұрын
@@Fernando31611 do you think ....humans eat killer whales?
@joykinser3444
@joykinser3444 2 ай бұрын
I love when Josh makes himself laugh. It is so adorable.
@hollisblinn7910
@hollisblinn7910 2 ай бұрын
When Robin Williams died I thought, 'well, that's it, I'll never find anyone who can make me laugh that hard again.' I was so wrong. Their comedic styles are so different, yet both make me laugh till my stomach hurts and the tears are flowing!
@tessiepinkman
@tessiepinkman 14 күн бұрын
They aren't *that* different. Sure, their comedy style is different - but they both mix in a lot of heart and thought-provoking things into their routines. Not to mention that they both are extremely humble and grounded and very, *very* good at physical comedy. So I'd say they are more alike than what one first would think :)
@Drekromancer
@Drekromancer 6 ай бұрын
Decades from now, future generations will talk about the classic Josh Johnson set: _The Ick and the Click._
@TW4165
@TW4165 6 ай бұрын
When he said , "Now I started clicking off rhythm 😂😂😂, I was even more done😂😂😂😂
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam 7 ай бұрын
I like that when he is self deprecating it is in a vulnerable relatable way. It feels like a friend telling you a story about something they are embarrassed about.
@hanzohattiori1737
@hanzohattiori1737 9 ай бұрын
"That's not good foreshadowing..."😅😅😅😅
@beachpreachr1894
@beachpreachr1894 4 ай бұрын
I’m feeling better listening to Josh battling depression and anxiety.
@salchipapa5843
@salchipapa5843 2 ай бұрын
Same here. He's definitely my new favorite comedian.
@feraljane
@feraljane 4 ай бұрын
“That tastes like work!” You killed me with that. And I want to know what kind of magical life that girl has lived that she never struggled with an electrical outlet and plug…
@kathybell6268
@kathybell6268 9 ай бұрын
Ah Josh I was laughing so hard at your ick experiences that I started to choke and cough hard and I became my own ick sitting by myself watching you! You are a gifted performer!
@Relativecalm2
@Relativecalm2 9 ай бұрын
Totally did the same. Had to pause the video to recover - on the up side if no one is there to witness the ick moment, then maybe it doesn’t count! 😂
@mowmowmcleod
@mowmowmcleod 9 ай бұрын
😂 same
@leomarilyn4232
@leomarilyn4232 2 ай бұрын
His story telling quality his voice is so calming you almost forget that this is the setup he's saying a joke
@mfcurations
@mfcurations 3 ай бұрын
..."so I moved my bed..." 🤣
@jameshall4382
@jameshall4382 9 ай бұрын
That throw away "...then i pulled a push" 😂
@simond.455
@simond.455 3 ай бұрын
Right when you think "well, can happen, could be worse.." 😆
@micaelawearne
@micaelawearne 9 ай бұрын
Without a doubt my favourite comedian right now. The quality and quantity of content is so good.
@AHDBification
@AHDBification 4 ай бұрын
It's been a long ass time since I was literally laughing out loud. My god. Amazing.
@whispermason8052
@whispermason8052 9 ай бұрын
I liked this so much. I gave it a thumbs up. It starts in 4 hours. It could be his best work yet, or not, will find out in 4 hours. Smash that like button!
@whispermason8052
@whispermason8052 9 ай бұрын
I just shared this with all my contacts. 4 hours from now. It's like I'm sharing the future. I think now maybe the title should be upgraded to " highly anticipated"
@staynlesjl
@staynlesjl 9 ай бұрын
He is definitely 🔥 but stop being a groupie u going out sad bud
@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 9 ай бұрын
Appreciate it!
@whispermason8052
@whispermason8052 9 ай бұрын
@@staynlesjl ok, but now works over and I'm seeing there's 33 minutes left to post. It's like an Amazon package that's between 12 and 4 pm delivery time. You're by the door so it doesn't get snatched and you know it's not showing up until 3:53 but because the notice was early you though just maybe it'd be 1pm. So you ran out of things to do at the door , you don't want to go to the bathroom because you know it's gonna come when you're away from the door. So now you're half mad because it should just be here already and you're sure the driver's been parked around the corner alphabetized boxes just so he doesn't get there sooner. Your wondering I'd the dog should be somewhere else because he could like or not like dogs. You're thinking how to make you're door the most deliverable to, then yelling at you're phone because there's 32 minutes left now
@whispermason8052
@whispermason8052 9 ай бұрын
@@JoshJohnsonComedy now I went with you're on everything because just once I want someone to complain "it's your and not you're". Then I can say. That's not what yhe other guy said, can you're group get together with your group and work it out and tell everyone from there. All this cross correcting is throwing us all off and it's you're your faults.
@daisyabyaru9311
@daisyabyaru9311 9 ай бұрын
I live for Josh's storytelling..... I often feel like sending him information about some of the stranger-than-fiction stuff that happens in my country just so I can hear the JJ take on things....... keep rising, Josh!
@thestormlscoming
@thestormlscoming 9 ай бұрын
not a bad idea! I'd love to hear it
@daisyabyaru9311
@daisyabyaru9311 9 ай бұрын
@@thestormlscoming dear Lord where do I begin???? I have to send you links or something. That ok?
@candigirl62
@candigirl62 9 ай бұрын
As a person who has a knee click from a fall this was hilarious. I hate walking fast it’s like echolocation. People can know exactly where I’m at and where I’m going they just follow the click . I was shocked that being in your 30s could feel like this 😂
@jeremytitus9519
@jeremytitus9519 4 ай бұрын
The 30s are a humbling experience, to be sure. The most humbling thing since the 20s.
@TonksTheFool
@TonksTheFool 2 ай бұрын
I'm almost 31, and used to crack like a glowstick just getting up when I was in my 20's. I'm one fall away from becoming a clicker.
@theletterm8865
@theletterm8865 4 күн бұрын
i have a knee click too ... but i'm not even 20 yet so i'm. not sure where that gets me lmao
@willsx2
@willsx2 9 ай бұрын
Josh is so funny. I love the way he tells stories,his timing is great.
@themaggattack
@themaggattack 9 ай бұрын
Yes his timing is great... except when he hits the 1 & the 3 on the clicks. 😂
@willsx2
@willsx2 9 ай бұрын
​@@themaggattack🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CJ-gi1jh
@CJ-gi1jh 9 ай бұрын
"She sounding like a full Paul Revere!" 😂 Good shit man
@kiraweaver8039
@kiraweaver8039 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 He's hilarious he needs more of his own full-length specials ❤
@MrGreenAKAguci00
@MrGreenAKAguci00 9 ай бұрын
He has one
@DarkAnGeL14054
@DarkAnGeL14054 6 ай бұрын
Got one on Dry Bar Comedy
@ForZBirds
@ForZBirds 3 ай бұрын
Always laughing until tears are flowing! Josh is so very funny & yes he needs a Netflix special. Now that he is on the Daily Show, perhaps the right people will see him & start getting this guy out there!
@ra_bi_ah
@ra_bi_ah 9 ай бұрын
I love that not only was I laughing because I push "Pull" doors at random, but also that I have an iron deficiency 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@halhewell7769
@halhewell7769 5 ай бұрын
Handsome, charming, intelligent- my husband and I love this young man. Keep it up, Josh.
@andrewwebb604
@andrewwebb604 4 ай бұрын
This guy is becoming one of my favorite new comics.
@ayamempress1579
@ayamempress1579 9 ай бұрын
I know many have said it, but the comedic timing is too good.... imagine hanging on the edge of one of his grumble-pauses just before the punchline, it teases and sends me. The awkward pauses are hilarious too... we know its going left, but always more left than we think, lol. Like how can you be soooooo laid back in demeanour and full of energy at the same time. You bring us along for any story you have to tell and we are immediately, fully invested. I look forward to each installment you give and see you refining and improving your craft.
@jiloujensen2498
@jiloujensen2498 9 ай бұрын
"You clicking on the 1 and the 3, everyone know it's bad" ahahah
@tutinn_
@tutinn_ 5 ай бұрын
"Can i borrow a couple dollars till i get paid" is the most relatable ish ive ever heard 😂😂 because i too know some guys from high school who have CHOSEN to be dealers and yet have hmu to borrow money! 😂😂😂
@pri_shay_dior
@pri_shay_dior 9 ай бұрын
That ick part reminds me of how no one ever truly talks about their "toxic trait". It's always something that's not really bad at all. Lol.
@Tamara-ju3lh
@Tamara-ju3lh 9 ай бұрын
Haha yeah it's like the "what is your weakness" question in job interviews. No one really says what they suck at.
@gz5405
@gz5405 9 ай бұрын
“My toxic trait? I just love too hard🥺” - a psycho
@nikistevenson1550
@nikistevenson1550 8 ай бұрын
​@@gz5405I was taught in school to always put a positive spin on "my weakness", so this comment does that perfectly. 😅
@ColdSprite
@ColdSprite 6 ай бұрын
I laughed when he brought it up cause on my last date I dropped a cup of water and it landed on my pants and I just knew it was over. Lmao I didn’t even try to “win “ her over I seen it in her face 😂😂
@jayvinwilliams8508
@jayvinwilliams8508 9 ай бұрын
"youre sweet but you don't understand doors" lollllll
@chadhumbert1791
@chadhumbert1791 9 ай бұрын
Dude is soooo comfortable on stage 💯
@leonessity
@leonessity 6 ай бұрын
"...I got a door in my room!" OMG!! I almost died laughing, when I suddenly had the epiphany that I've been looking at myself all wrong for years. I shouldn't be with someone who just watches me push on most any door, until I figure it out for myself. I should be with someone who pulls on doors, as often as I tend to push on them, so that way we both look like mental midgets who belong together, when we're out in public!! I could write a book about it and title it: 'Idiotic Equality as it pertains to a healthy, happy relationship.'
@solhaher9114
@solhaher9114 2 ай бұрын
Yess it’s so sweet
@DavoneRice
@DavoneRice 3 ай бұрын
"that's not good foreshadowing" 😅
@sullivanmaxwell6764
@sullivanmaxwell6764 9 ай бұрын
Got some of the worst news of my life today, and I'm sitting here literally laughing out loud. Getting old and didn't think any naturally great comics were still out there. Josh be like Pryor Rickles and Hope all rolled into one amazingly funny guy who really knows the meaning of timing and delivery. Keep it up, Josh, we need you! ps, come to Seattle, please!
@HazelwithaZ
@HazelwithaZ 9 ай бұрын
This feels like classic Josh and also an elevation of his style at the same time. He's an artist.
@robinedwards8796
@robinedwards8796 9 ай бұрын
Josh, your comedy helps me not feel so much doom for a bit. I love that you put out such great content frequently. Keep gettin' it! ☺
@shmazpootaz4331
@shmazpootaz4331 9 ай бұрын
"Full Paul Revere" is wild XD
@reubenlee6438
@reubenlee6438 9 ай бұрын
This has to be in his top 10 best routines. Each story was so well timed and worded perfectly. These were masterful jokes from a well seasoned comedian. He's in my top 5 best comedians this year without question. Amazing stand up again
@dunwitch
@dunwitch 9 ай бұрын
I can't believe how much this dude slays. SO gat-damn funny. Best young comic in the USA.
@yoshilulu2321
@yoshilulu2321 2 ай бұрын
I'm at work laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. My coworkers probably think I'm nuts 😂😂😂
@thewiymc5850
@thewiymc5850 3 ай бұрын
Hope you make it big. Your material is original and hilarious.
@toma5153
@toma5153 3 ай бұрын
Came here on a recommendation for the orca v. boat skit. The whole show was great. Glad I found this.
@tareapayton7549
@tareapayton7549 9 ай бұрын
I love....how you give us live, new stand up every week! I look forward to this! Every time....lol You spoiling us Josh... Another great set!!💞
@khendamustafa8373
@khendamustafa8373 9 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson should be the new host of The Daily Show.
@Bisexualconfusion
@Bisexualconfusion 9 ай бұрын
He's already a writer for the show. Give him a chance, Comedy Central!
@cameronjadewallace
@cameronjadewallace 5 ай бұрын
Good news, everybody... He's a correspondent now
@whatabouttheearth
@whatabouttheearth 5 ай бұрын
😂 the Orcas be like "South Sea Cetaceans, straight out of the benthic"
@roadlesstraveled34
@roadlesstraveled34 3 ай бұрын
Omg I really saw and HEARD an orca gang do that while I was reading it😂 This comment hasn't gotten nearly enough likes.
@TheDragonRuler-
@TheDragonRuler- 9 ай бұрын
Orca v Old Money is a trial I would pay money to see.
@robkey4487
@robkey4487 3 ай бұрын
“Why couldn’t have been the meal was so good they died?”😅
@moewarriorsfan
@moewarriorsfan 9 ай бұрын
Orcas are like…Eat the rich!!!
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 9 ай бұрын
Good one!
@meggc5858
@meggc5858 9 ай бұрын
Fun fact!! Orcas aren't whales, they're technically a type of dolphin!! The second you said they sound like dolphins I was like "WELL BUCKLE THE F*CK UP" lmao
@AlexSciChannel
@AlexSciChannel 8 ай бұрын
Technically all dolphins are whales because they're cetaceans. There are 2 types of whales. Toothed whales and Baleen whales. Orcas fall in the former.
@DesecratedTTV
@DesecratedTTV 4 ай бұрын
@@AlexSciChannel Only in Josh Johnson's fucking comment section would I learn such cursed knowledge about sea mammals.
@TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglish
@TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglish 4 ай бұрын
They (orcas) are also carivors and an apex peditor.
@earthknight60
@earthknight60 4 ай бұрын
Dolphins are a subclass of whales.. Saying orcas (dolphins) are not whales (cetaceans) is like saying the panthera genus (lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, etc) are not felids (cats).
@QobelD
@QobelD 4 ай бұрын
​@@TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglishmore about that, Antarctic Killer whales and Biggs Killer whale are the only known Orcas who hunt anything except fish.
@aqua_serene
@aqua_serene 9 ай бұрын
The best thing you can do when you do something embarrassing in front of a girl is laugh at yourself. It shows confidence and a lot of girls like a guy that isn't afraid to own up to being stupid and even laugh at it.
@tareemacombs6525
@tareemacombs6525 9 ай бұрын
I love Josh he is really that guy you wait for because he tells jokes with social media news! Honestly he never misses a beat just like the internet when they post memes and gifs😂 Keep going handsome
@a.rad_music
@a.rad_music 9 ай бұрын
Josh johnson with his grey hoodie is approaching the same level as Chapelle and his cigarette
@janethoward2155
@janethoward2155 2 ай бұрын
Finally, someone figured it out.🎉🎉
@anitapallenberg80
@anitapallenberg80 2 ай бұрын
Josh, I love you and your work so much! You're my favourite comedian and truly a blessing to this world! ❤
@lyndellrobinson3611
@lyndellrobinson3611 9 ай бұрын
Gotta love Josh! "Ooh that tastes like work." 😂😂😂
@nashse7en
@nashse7en 9 ай бұрын
Bro you are relly good, the way that you change the subjects and keep the energy is flawless. Amazing performance.
@dremillz3241
@dremillz3241 2 ай бұрын
My new favorite comedian!!! His comedy style is awesome and the fact he stays up with current events is great!
@D415h4n34
@D415h4n34 9 ай бұрын
Great set Josh! Love that these get posted for us fans outside of NY🙌🏿
@faith1780
@faith1780 9 ай бұрын
“It’s a inny” 🤣🤣🤣
@ctsmith9527
@ctsmith9527 9 ай бұрын
Yoooo! Clicking on the 1 and the 3 is wild!🤣🤣🤣
@SaneKoi13
@SaneKoi13 9 ай бұрын
I havent laughed that hard in so long *the plug joke got me crying
@SushiPaiPai
@SushiPaiPai 9 ай бұрын
The orcas part was just good.😂 Hearing that while being attacked would definitely make it scarier. Also, I kept remembering that orcas like to play with their food, which includes throwing them in the air and practically playing pass with each other. That coupled with the sounds...☠️😅
@nancyb.430
@nancyb.430 9 ай бұрын
Bro JJ, the Ick and Click, almost gave me a heart attack 😂😂😂
@mindy2347
@mindy2347 3 ай бұрын
The clicking hip 🤣
@theblackrabbit2011
@theblackrabbit2011 9 ай бұрын
Dude this was great. I spit my coffee on my desk. I appreciate you sharing your talents with us and giving us something to laugh at.
@sb-b3071
@sb-b3071 9 ай бұрын
Just came back from 3 weeks away and have 30+ mins of Josh Johnson to watch and laugh my ass off 😂😂. Thank you Josh.
@TheREALQueenJay
@TheREALQueenJay 4 ай бұрын
"Issa innie!" 😂😂😂
@CinemaLaHuerta
@CinemaLaHuerta 9 ай бұрын
This is a wild episode of hold up!
@teresasavi8821
@teresasavi8821 9 ай бұрын
The Full Paul Revere - Josh’s special move 😊 😂. Great show. TY!
@clairlaa
@clairlaa 9 ай бұрын
Literally the funniest man out right now!! 😂 usually I have one or two funny segments that I really like but since I’ve been watching all his videos, literally every segment he does is hilarious and a favorite of mine. Can’t wait until he has a show in North Carolina
@nonyabidness5708
@nonyabidness5708 Ай бұрын
"That's not good foreshadowing"... how did this not get an amazing response? That was hilarious.
@rebeccatomlin3916
@rebeccatomlin3916 7 ай бұрын
I am peeing myself in laughter this is too good
@sistersistera
@sistersistera 3 ай бұрын
Josh, you are so funny. 😂 😅 😂
@vs1399
@vs1399 9 ай бұрын
The orca jokes had me out 😂😂😂. So silly I love it. Great work ❤😂❤
@Zuginator
@Zuginator 9 ай бұрын
Once on a first date, I once dropped my napkin I leaned over to grab it. Chair kicks out from under me and I FACE PLANT on the ground.
@perezodhiambo9568
@perezodhiambo9568 9 ай бұрын
😁
@rosemarywilliams9969
@rosemarywilliams9969 25 күн бұрын
There is no payroll! 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dieing❤ "you sell, you get paid" ...Life!
@Rae_eLLe
@Rae_eLLe 8 ай бұрын
"I've got a door in my room" 😂😂😂 So many funny parts, thank you for the laughs!
@JuniusJones
@JuniusJones 9 ай бұрын
Did you know you're currently my favorite comedian? It'd be dope if you did a show in Tampa. Would pay for those tickets so fast.
@KeishaGirl2004
@KeishaGirl2004 9 ай бұрын
Saaaaaaaaame!!!
@Hybrid.flower
@Hybrid.flower 9 ай бұрын
That taste like work!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rexzs794
@rexzs794 9 ай бұрын
Josh, please do a show about the grocery store and Denny’s. You have such good stories from that place, I didn’t think you could top the one about the guy who said he was going to fuck everyone but your hip has done it for me. These are the things we KNOW.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 9 ай бұрын
I always enjoy the one about the two old men fighting in the next aisle 😅
@aick
@aick 9 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson is so good he makes me want to visit NYC for the first time in my life. Well done dude, you're hilarious.
@gl1723
@gl1723 9 ай бұрын
@joshjohnsoncomedy I 💚LOVED💚 every moment of this! She's clickin' like Paul Revere! 😂🤣😂 OMG! That's not ok! My favorite comedians have the best thing in common...they laugh at their own jokes. You get the biggest smile! And I automatically smile back, duh! Thanks for the laughter! 💚
@therealdeal3672
@therealdeal3672 9 ай бұрын
Always excited to find a new Josh Johnson set! Makes me laugh hard and then all of a sudden it ends so fast! More, more! 😂❤ 👏
@dwaynemorgan2922
@dwaynemorgan2922 9 ай бұрын
GOOD SHIT! Evn my coworkers kno when im watchin "the news" lmfaooooo
@thewryside2711
@thewryside2711 9 ай бұрын
Let this man host the Daily Show.
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