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@jashanestone9 ай бұрын
Always funny and on topic with what's on all of our minds.. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂
@iprincemajestic2.09 ай бұрын
Man - you are funny as HELL!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@sullivanmaxwell67649 ай бұрын
Thx for more laughs when I really needed them. Come to Seattle! You'll kill it... and pick up a ton of great material possibilities, too.😅😅😅
@thisisit3339 ай бұрын
I have so enjoyed watching you evolve over the years! You are by far my favorite storyteller-comedian! I’ve been telling friends you’re on your way to GOAT status 🥰 Hopefully you will come play Portland, Oregon next year! 😂🎉
@Ares080809 ай бұрын
Dude!! I guess I need to get my click looked at. Fr I know that story.
@Ramberta9 ай бұрын
"there's no quicker way to look like you have an iron deficiency that to push a pull door" this is so incredibly specific and also hilarious
@TonksTheFool2 ай бұрын
me with iron deficiency who looks exactly like he did, full action, when the darkness hits. it was so specific I was in stitches
@urge_it9 ай бұрын
Josh is not pregnant but he never fails to deliver.
@Kalyse.9 ай бұрын
😂😂
@johannasildam38359 ай бұрын
Josh tell me about your feelings when it comes to Matt rife getting a special... what it was... vs what you could do with the same stage 😅 hope you get your big break soon! you really deserve it!!! constant new material!
@reneejett65096 ай бұрын
@@johannasildam3835 I don't usually like to compare celebrities, but in the case of someone as disgusting as Matt Rife... He's nothing compared to respectful comedy gold like Josh Johnson
@holifae6 ай бұрын
@@reneejett6509and josh glowed up naturally + doesn't look like he swallowed a bike seat
@jamekatenort41234 ай бұрын
@@johannasildam3835Josh has a special on Peacock!
@verballynonverbal9 ай бұрын
"I think I just live like this now" -The feeling of everyone without health insurance
@aychbhomas66089 ай бұрын
That part was TOO real
@callmecharlie999 ай бұрын
Oh god I feel this.
@girlybutch9 ай бұрын
Or just old age..
@munkithestoopid9 ай бұрын
@@girlybutchYo🤟🇦🇴 why not both😅
@Mozzarella-and-Tomato9 ай бұрын
This is the most devastating part, and even so, he managed to make it so funny. Comedic genius, such a good way to have a laugh while spreading awareness and relatability about really fucked up problems.
@Laura-mi3nv9 ай бұрын
Josh, you're an icon. Most comedians do the same material for a year and you come up with new material every week. Its awesome, thanks for sharing your comedy with the world!
@mavigogun9 ай бұрын
This week is an example of why that is a risk.
@nessax51368 ай бұрын
@@mavigogunwhat do you mean?
@avianartis-fleary76608 ай бұрын
Amazing!
@BIBLE-a-s-m-r8 ай бұрын
His mind is too active❤❤
@Eoin-B4 ай бұрын
@@BIBLE-a-s-m-r He's like a late night host only he writes his own jokes. I see him working for one.
@phillykat369 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 “He’s sweet but he don’t understand doors.” I’m in tears. I guess I would’ve given the ick cuz I woulda lmao when he started slipping.
@MsDezB16 ай бұрын
That part! I'm listening at work and up until that point, was able to chuckle quietly.
@OwlishGeorge21 күн бұрын
That shit killed me. I wanted to pretend that that isn't me... but it is ☠☠
@orko71415 күн бұрын
"It's a inny!"
@cattmartyr81567 ай бұрын
Crowd missed the punch line “You should work for the cops where you can make money being bad at what you do”
@betsyolsson-mackowski7682Ай бұрын
😂I caught it. Very nice! Sic burn! 🔥
@januaryhymn9 ай бұрын
the “like a horse on cobble” i can’t get over it 😂
@januaryhymn9 ай бұрын
PAUL REVERE. real tears lmfao
@ItsChristyLove9 ай бұрын
I ROLLED!! 🤣🤣🤣
@moxiebombshell7 ай бұрын
I have never laughed so hard and so loud in a room all by myself 😆💀
@laurabmayron9325Ай бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing, it’s too funny
@jakerz09 ай бұрын
“He’s sweet, but he don’t understand doors” 😂😂😂
@DenaKaye134 ай бұрын
OMG 😂
@aliceparsons68549 ай бұрын
😂 I strode confidently into a wall of mirrors on a date once. I had to pee really badly and didn't want to look like it, and the mirror was set up to make the space look bigger. It was REALLY effective. 😅 We wound up married. Please don't feel too badly about the doors. 🥰
@LindaC6169 ай бұрын
😂😂 congratulations!
@aliceparsons68549 ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 We wound up divorced, too. My chronic ick syndrome might have been a factor. 😂🥰
@LindaC6169 ай бұрын
@@aliceparsons6854 oh, no, I'm sorry to hear that! Been there
@wordzmyth9 ай бұрын
😂
@MaxineShaw_848 ай бұрын
Oh no! Lol I was smiling wide at the original comment, then...🥴 I'm so grateful the only time this happened to me was in an empty room, but I also definitely said "excuse me"...and even waited a beat before it clicked. 🤦🏿♀️
@BuruIgeru9 ай бұрын
Gather round once again friends for the Weekly Josh News Roundup 😍
@Dzokhar9 ай бұрын
We don't deserve him. He deserves better than us KZfaq cretins.
@mycology52429 ай бұрын
Damn straight
@tclm9 ай бұрын
Completely!
@octiiXpies9 ай бұрын
He could be the assistant host for "last week tonight with john oliver" at this point
@bandilenzimande42356 ай бұрын
“Look, I understand doors like, I got a door in my room.”😂😂
@ChristopherWilley19 ай бұрын
“It’s an innie” “Horse on cobble” So many good phrases! That clicking bit is killer
@aychbhomas66089 ай бұрын
"It's an innie" and "this tastes like work" absolutely SLAYED me
@quentinbrown96359 ай бұрын
I look forward to Josh Johnson premieres. Still hoping for a Netflix special.
@dylanmaxey25319 ай бұрын
He has a new special on Peacock TV
@AlwaysLisaLisa9 ай бұрын
Netflix is so dull to me now. This would be a great add
@ra_bi_ah9 ай бұрын
@@dylanmaxey2531 Thanks!
@lw32699 ай бұрын
"How is it for you? We should talk" had me snorting out loud.
@Unfortunately_Mickey9 ай бұрын
Orcas are incredibly intelligent. They speak different "languages" and have bigger emotional parts of the brain than us. If anyone is gonna take us down, I'm glad it's them 😂
@nethkenm9 ай бұрын
Also, they never attack people. They just attack the boats
@Fernando316119 ай бұрын
We need to eat them in higher quantities.
@zljmbo9 ай бұрын
ok but do you know about boars? I personally cheer for both sides equally as the age of men is at its end
@HisameArtwork9 ай бұрын
@@zljmbo 90% of violent crimes are comited by men so you have point. Us women can just go parthenogenesis style. fraud however will be the same, as it's 50-50 now.
@zljmbo9 ай бұрын
@@Fernando31611 do you think ....humans eat killer whales?
@joykinser34442 ай бұрын
I love when Josh makes himself laugh. It is so adorable.
@hollisblinn79102 ай бұрын
When Robin Williams died I thought, 'well, that's it, I'll never find anyone who can make me laugh that hard again.' I was so wrong. Their comedic styles are so different, yet both make me laugh till my stomach hurts and the tears are flowing!
@tessiepinkman14 күн бұрын
They aren't *that* different. Sure, their comedy style is different - but they both mix in a lot of heart and thought-provoking things into their routines. Not to mention that they both are extremely humble and grounded and very, *very* good at physical comedy. So I'd say they are more alike than what one first would think :)
@Drekromancer6 ай бұрын
Decades from now, future generations will talk about the classic Josh Johnson set: _The Ick and the Click._
@TW41656 ай бұрын
When he said , "Now I started clicking off rhythm 😂😂😂, I was even more done😂😂😂😂
@MommyOfZoeAndLiam7 ай бұрын
I like that when he is self deprecating it is in a vulnerable relatable way. It feels like a friend telling you a story about something they are embarrassed about.
@hanzohattiori17379 ай бұрын
"That's not good foreshadowing..."😅😅😅😅
@beachpreachr18944 ай бұрын
I’m feeling better listening to Josh battling depression and anxiety.
@salchipapa58432 ай бұрын
Same here. He's definitely my new favorite comedian.
@feraljane4 ай бұрын
“That tastes like work!” You killed me with that. And I want to know what kind of magical life that girl has lived that she never struggled with an electrical outlet and plug…
@kathybell62689 ай бұрын
Ah Josh I was laughing so hard at your ick experiences that I started to choke and cough hard and I became my own ick sitting by myself watching you! You are a gifted performer!
@Relativecalm29 ай бұрын
Totally did the same. Had to pause the video to recover - on the up side if no one is there to witness the ick moment, then maybe it doesn’t count! 😂
@mowmowmcleod9 ай бұрын
😂 same
@leomarilyn42322 ай бұрын
His story telling quality his voice is so calming you almost forget that this is the setup he's saying a joke
@mfcurations3 ай бұрын
..."so I moved my bed..." 🤣
@jameshall43829 ай бұрын
That throw away "...then i pulled a push" 😂
@simond.4553 ай бұрын
Right when you think "well, can happen, could be worse.." 😆
@micaelawearne9 ай бұрын
Without a doubt my favourite comedian right now. The quality and quantity of content is so good.
@AHDBification4 ай бұрын
It's been a long ass time since I was literally laughing out loud. My god. Amazing.
@whispermason80529 ай бұрын
I liked this so much. I gave it a thumbs up. It starts in 4 hours. It could be his best work yet, or not, will find out in 4 hours. Smash that like button!
@whispermason80529 ай бұрын
I just shared this with all my contacts. 4 hours from now. It's like I'm sharing the future. I think now maybe the title should be upgraded to " highly anticipated"
@staynlesjl9 ай бұрын
He is definitely 🔥 but stop being a groupie u going out sad bud
@JoshJohnsonComedy9 ай бұрын
Appreciate it!
@whispermason80529 ай бұрын
@@staynlesjl ok, but now works over and I'm seeing there's 33 minutes left to post. It's like an Amazon package that's between 12 and 4 pm delivery time. You're by the door so it doesn't get snatched and you know it's not showing up until 3:53 but because the notice was early you though just maybe it'd be 1pm. So you ran out of things to do at the door , you don't want to go to the bathroom because you know it's gonna come when you're away from the door. So now you're half mad because it should just be here already and you're sure the driver's been parked around the corner alphabetized boxes just so he doesn't get there sooner. Your wondering I'd the dog should be somewhere else because he could like or not like dogs. You're thinking how to make you're door the most deliverable to, then yelling at you're phone because there's 32 minutes left now
@whispermason80529 ай бұрын
@@JoshJohnsonComedy now I went with you're on everything because just once I want someone to complain "it's your and not you're". Then I can say. That's not what yhe other guy said, can you're group get together with your group and work it out and tell everyone from there. All this cross correcting is throwing us all off and it's you're your faults.
@daisyabyaru93119 ай бұрын
I live for Josh's storytelling..... I often feel like sending him information about some of the stranger-than-fiction stuff that happens in my country just so I can hear the JJ take on things....... keep rising, Josh!
@thestormlscoming9 ай бұрын
not a bad idea! I'd love to hear it
@daisyabyaru93119 ай бұрын
@@thestormlscoming dear Lord where do I begin???? I have to send you links or something. That ok?
@candigirl629 ай бұрын
As a person who has a knee click from a fall this was hilarious. I hate walking fast it’s like echolocation. People can know exactly where I’m at and where I’m going they just follow the click . I was shocked that being in your 30s could feel like this 😂
@jeremytitus95194 ай бұрын
The 30s are a humbling experience, to be sure. The most humbling thing since the 20s.
@TonksTheFool2 ай бұрын
I'm almost 31, and used to crack like a glowstick just getting up when I was in my 20's. I'm one fall away from becoming a clicker.
@theletterm88654 күн бұрын
i have a knee click too ... but i'm not even 20 yet so i'm. not sure where that gets me lmao
@willsx29 ай бұрын
Josh is so funny. I love the way he tells stories,his timing is great.
@themaggattack9 ай бұрын
Yes his timing is great... except when he hits the 1 & the 3 on the clicks. 😂
@willsx29 ай бұрын
@@themaggattack🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CJ-gi1jh9 ай бұрын
"She sounding like a full Paul Revere!" 😂 Good shit man
@kiraweaver80399 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 He's hilarious he needs more of his own full-length specials ❤
@MrGreenAKAguci009 ай бұрын
He has one
@DarkAnGeL140546 ай бұрын
Got one on Dry Bar Comedy
@ForZBirds3 ай бұрын
Always laughing until tears are flowing! Josh is so very funny & yes he needs a Netflix special. Now that he is on the Daily Show, perhaps the right people will see him & start getting this guy out there!
@ra_bi_ah9 ай бұрын
I love that not only was I laughing because I push "Pull" doors at random, but also that I have an iron deficiency 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@halhewell77695 ай бұрын
Handsome, charming, intelligent- my husband and I love this young man. Keep it up, Josh.
@andrewwebb6044 ай бұрын
This guy is becoming one of my favorite new comics.
@ayamempress15799 ай бұрын
I know many have said it, but the comedic timing is too good.... imagine hanging on the edge of one of his grumble-pauses just before the punchline, it teases and sends me. The awkward pauses are hilarious too... we know its going left, but always more left than we think, lol. Like how can you be soooooo laid back in demeanour and full of energy at the same time. You bring us along for any story you have to tell and we are immediately, fully invested. I look forward to each installment you give and see you refining and improving your craft.
@jiloujensen24989 ай бұрын
"You clicking on the 1 and the 3, everyone know it's bad" ahahah
@tutinn_5 ай бұрын
"Can i borrow a couple dollars till i get paid" is the most relatable ish ive ever heard 😂😂 because i too know some guys from high school who have CHOSEN to be dealers and yet have hmu to borrow money! 😂😂😂
@pri_shay_dior9 ай бұрын
That ick part reminds me of how no one ever truly talks about their "toxic trait". It's always something that's not really bad at all. Lol.
@Tamara-ju3lh9 ай бұрын
Haha yeah it's like the "what is your weakness" question in job interviews. No one really says what they suck at.
@gz54059 ай бұрын
“My toxic trait? I just love too hard🥺” - a psycho
@nikistevenson15508 ай бұрын
@@gz5405I was taught in school to always put a positive spin on "my weakness", so this comment does that perfectly. 😅
@ColdSprite6 ай бұрын
I laughed when he brought it up cause on my last date I dropped a cup of water and it landed on my pants and I just knew it was over. Lmao I didn’t even try to “win “ her over I seen it in her face 😂😂
@jayvinwilliams85089 ай бұрын
"youre sweet but you don't understand doors" lollllll
@chadhumbert17919 ай бұрын
Dude is soooo comfortable on stage 💯
@leonessity6 ай бұрын
"...I got a door in my room!" OMG!! I almost died laughing, when I suddenly had the epiphany that I've been looking at myself all wrong for years. I shouldn't be with someone who just watches me push on most any door, until I figure it out for myself. I should be with someone who pulls on doors, as often as I tend to push on them, so that way we both look like mental midgets who belong together, when we're out in public!! I could write a book about it and title it: 'Idiotic Equality as it pertains to a healthy, happy relationship.'
@solhaher91142 ай бұрын
Yess it’s so sweet
@DavoneRice3 ай бұрын
"that's not good foreshadowing" 😅
@sullivanmaxwell67649 ай бұрын
Got some of the worst news of my life today, and I'm sitting here literally laughing out loud. Getting old and didn't think any naturally great comics were still out there. Josh be like Pryor Rickles and Hope all rolled into one amazingly funny guy who really knows the meaning of timing and delivery. Keep it up, Josh, we need you! ps, come to Seattle, please!
@HazelwithaZ9 ай бұрын
This feels like classic Josh and also an elevation of his style at the same time. He's an artist.
@robinedwards87969 ай бұрын
Josh, your comedy helps me not feel so much doom for a bit. I love that you put out such great content frequently. Keep gettin' it! ☺
@shmazpootaz43319 ай бұрын
"Full Paul Revere" is wild XD
@reubenlee64389 ай бұрын
This has to be in his top 10 best routines. Each story was so well timed and worded perfectly. These were masterful jokes from a well seasoned comedian. He's in my top 5 best comedians this year without question. Amazing stand up again
@dunwitch9 ай бұрын
I can't believe how much this dude slays. SO gat-damn funny. Best young comic in the USA.
@yoshilulu23212 ай бұрын
I'm at work laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes. My coworkers probably think I'm nuts 😂😂😂
@thewiymc58503 ай бұрын
Hope you make it big. Your material is original and hilarious.
@toma51533 ай бұрын
Came here on a recommendation for the orca v. boat skit. The whole show was great. Glad I found this.
@tareapayton75499 ай бұрын
I love....how you give us live, new stand up every week! I look forward to this! Every time....lol You spoiling us Josh... Another great set!!💞
@khendamustafa83739 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson should be the new host of The Daily Show.
@Bisexualconfusion9 ай бұрын
He's already a writer for the show. Give him a chance, Comedy Central!
@cameronjadewallace5 ай бұрын
Good news, everybody... He's a correspondent now
@whatabouttheearth5 ай бұрын
😂 the Orcas be like "South Sea Cetaceans, straight out of the benthic"
@roadlesstraveled343 ай бұрын
Omg I really saw and HEARD an orca gang do that while I was reading it😂 This comment hasn't gotten nearly enough likes.
@TheDragonRuler-9 ай бұрын
Orca v Old Money is a trial I would pay money to see.
@robkey44873 ай бұрын
“Why couldn’t have been the meal was so good they died?”😅
@moewarriorsfan9 ай бұрын
Orcas are like…Eat the rich!!!
@ekdaufin14859 ай бұрын
Good one!
@meggc58589 ай бұрын
Fun fact!! Orcas aren't whales, they're technically a type of dolphin!! The second you said they sound like dolphins I was like "WELL BUCKLE THE F*CK UP" lmao
@AlexSciChannel8 ай бұрын
Technically all dolphins are whales because they're cetaceans. There are 2 types of whales. Toothed whales and Baleen whales. Orcas fall in the former.
@DesecratedTTV4 ай бұрын
@@AlexSciChannel Only in Josh Johnson's fucking comment section would I learn such cursed knowledge about sea mammals.
@TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglish4 ай бұрын
They (orcas) are also carivors and an apex peditor.
@earthknight604 ай бұрын
Dolphins are a subclass of whales.. Saying orcas (dolphins) are not whales (cetaceans) is like saying the panthera genus (lions, tigers, jaguars, leopards, etc) are not felids (cats).
@QobelD4 ай бұрын
@@TeacherDArcyOnlineEnglishmore about that, Antarctic Killer whales and Biggs Killer whale are the only known Orcas who hunt anything except fish.
@aqua_serene9 ай бұрын
The best thing you can do when you do something embarrassing in front of a girl is laugh at yourself. It shows confidence and a lot of girls like a guy that isn't afraid to own up to being stupid and even laugh at it.
@tareemacombs65259 ай бұрын
I love Josh he is really that guy you wait for because he tells jokes with social media news! Honestly he never misses a beat just like the internet when they post memes and gifs😂 Keep going handsome
@a.rad_music9 ай бұрын
Josh johnson with his grey hoodie is approaching the same level as Chapelle and his cigarette
@janethoward21552 ай бұрын
Finally, someone figured it out.🎉🎉
@anitapallenberg802 ай бұрын
Josh, I love you and your work so much! You're my favourite comedian and truly a blessing to this world! ❤
@lyndellrobinson36119 ай бұрын
Gotta love Josh! "Ooh that tastes like work." 😂😂😂
@nashse7en9 ай бұрын
Bro you are relly good, the way that you change the subjects and keep the energy is flawless. Amazing performance.
@dremillz32412 ай бұрын
My new favorite comedian!!! His comedy style is awesome and the fact he stays up with current events is great!
@D415h4n349 ай бұрын
Great set Josh! Love that these get posted for us fans outside of NY🙌🏿
@faith17809 ай бұрын
“It’s a inny” 🤣🤣🤣
@ctsmith95279 ай бұрын
Yoooo! Clicking on the 1 and the 3 is wild!🤣🤣🤣
@SaneKoi139 ай бұрын
I havent laughed that hard in so long *the plug joke got me crying
@SushiPaiPai9 ай бұрын
The orcas part was just good.😂 Hearing that while being attacked would definitely make it scarier. Also, I kept remembering that orcas like to play with their food, which includes throwing them in the air and practically playing pass with each other. That coupled with the sounds...☠️😅
@nancyb.4309 ай бұрын
Bro JJ, the Ick and Click, almost gave me a heart attack 😂😂😂
@mindy23473 ай бұрын
The clicking hip 🤣
@theblackrabbit20119 ай бұрын
Dude this was great. I spit my coffee on my desk. I appreciate you sharing your talents with us and giving us something to laugh at.
@sb-b30719 ай бұрын
Just came back from 3 weeks away and have 30+ mins of Josh Johnson to watch and laugh my ass off 😂😂. Thank you Josh.
@TheREALQueenJay4 ай бұрын
"Issa innie!" 😂😂😂
@CinemaLaHuerta9 ай бұрын
This is a wild episode of hold up!
@teresasavi88219 ай бұрын
The Full Paul Revere - Josh’s special move 😊 😂. Great show. TY!
@clairlaa9 ай бұрын
Literally the funniest man out right now!! 😂 usually I have one or two funny segments that I really like but since I’ve been watching all his videos, literally every segment he does is hilarious and a favorite of mine. Can’t wait until he has a show in North Carolina
@nonyabidness5708Ай бұрын
"That's not good foreshadowing"... how did this not get an amazing response? That was hilarious.
@rebeccatomlin39167 ай бұрын
I am peeing myself in laughter this is too good
@sistersistera3 ай бұрын
Josh, you are so funny. 😂 😅 😂
@vs13999 ай бұрын
The orca jokes had me out 😂😂😂. So silly I love it. Great work ❤😂❤
@Zuginator9 ай бұрын
Once on a first date, I once dropped my napkin I leaned over to grab it. Chair kicks out from under me and I FACE PLANT on the ground.
@perezodhiambo95689 ай бұрын
😁
@rosemarywilliams996925 күн бұрын
There is no payroll! 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dieing❤ "you sell, you get paid" ...Life!
@Rae_eLLe8 ай бұрын
"I've got a door in my room" 😂😂😂 So many funny parts, thank you for the laughs!
@JuniusJones9 ай бұрын
Did you know you're currently my favorite comedian? It'd be dope if you did a show in Tampa. Would pay for those tickets so fast.
@KeishaGirl20049 ай бұрын
Saaaaaaaaame!!!
@Hybrid.flower9 ай бұрын
That taste like work!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rexzs7949 ай бұрын
Josh, please do a show about the grocery store and Denny’s. You have such good stories from that place, I didn’t think you could top the one about the guy who said he was going to fuck everyone but your hip has done it for me. These are the things we KNOW.
@LindaC6169 ай бұрын
I always enjoy the one about the two old men fighting in the next aisle 😅
@aick9 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson is so good he makes me want to visit NYC for the first time in my life. Well done dude, you're hilarious.
@gl17239 ай бұрын
@joshjohnsoncomedy I 💚LOVED💚 every moment of this! She's clickin' like Paul Revere! 😂🤣😂 OMG! That's not ok! My favorite comedians have the best thing in common...they laugh at their own jokes. You get the biggest smile! And I automatically smile back, duh! Thanks for the laughter! 💚
@therealdeal36729 ай бұрын
Always excited to find a new Josh Johnson set! Makes me laugh hard and then all of a sudden it ends so fast! More, more! 😂❤ 👏
@dwaynemorgan29229 ай бұрын
GOOD SHIT! Evn my coworkers kno when im watchin "the news" lmfaooooo