Earliest sign that you have depression as a child is people saying “you have an old soul”.

​@@ScamLikely9327yeah, I hadn't thought of it that way, but this is super accurate. Lol

@@ScamLikely9327not really. I’ve been told this bc I like a lot of old school music but personally I just think the music was better back then.

Yeah the issue wasn't the validity of the statement. It would be less jarring coming out of the mouth of an adult. But a 6 year old shouldn't be having such profound thoughts.

That made a single tear fall. Lol

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I just praised him TODAY for his delivery...I'm Jumpy!.............. You can call me Jumpy.

​@@markfoster1520Okay... Jumpy.

@@MalcontentFlower Heheh...I meant, no one would understand my speaking so fast...

I agree, I think I can see some Chappell influence in his comedy. What do you guys think?

Same here. 😩

😂😂😂😂

Actually, when you're over 60, they do help. Sometimes they're the only thing that helps.

I know right❤

My new 50-year old mantra❤

Old soul

Don’t forget tired ones 😂😂

@@douglasrugambwa3172 🤣🤣😭

Holy cringe

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We are a different breed. Idk why Montessori school curriculum wasn't adopted for public schools. It's so much better for kids.

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Same!

Same I was so sad he moved on so fast

Well that story most likely didn’t actually happen so..

​@PrinceJoshTheGreat yeah, but kids be saying wild shit though. Even if it's a made-up story, spend some time atound kids, and you will hear some wild shit.

​@@PrinceJoshTheGreatyou'd be surprised. I used to work in a preschool and the things those kids said were really shocking, both good and bad. Naptimes also did have a weird effect on kids, you could tell who had problems at home by the kid's sleeping patterns. There was one kid who clearly came from a rough home and would not only never sleep, he wouldn't let other kids sleep and would get eerily angry, we often had to remove him to let the other kids sleep because he would just get up and forcefully wake them up. He eventually got kicked out for hitting another kid in the face with a brick. He said some really scary stuff with a totally deadpan look on his face that would give you chills. I still wonder about him, 15 years or so later, I can't imagine he had an easy life. His mom definitely had issues and always seemed distracted, on the phone, would drag him by his arm without paying attention to him, he often had wrinkled, dirty clothes. Other kids knocked right out with smiles on their faces every day. You can tell what kids are prone to anxiety, deep thought, superficiality, etc., their personalities are there. He could have made this up, sure, but after the things I've seen and heard it wouldn't surprise me if it were real.

yeah i liked that joke too! sort of subverts expectations on what you think the joke will be while still being funny, what it actually was is better, anyway.

Usher for pigeons!

​@@caitlynlivingston7272It's better!

I think the cut the video right after that joke so they probably did I’m assuming

💯 That was my second favorite line after the nap one

I was screaming. I had such a vivid image in my head after that

That bit made me lose it. 😂❤🎉

It didn’t but it was hilarious to me. 😂😂😂😂😂

It's like having Home Depot open 24/7, between 1:00 to 6:00am, junkies crackhead and dog walker roamed the store.

International treasure.

Why not call the police?😅

​@@alicemakarevich6762because they dont come

​@alicemakarevich6762 in a typical neighborhood you would call the police. I worked at a grocery store too, the police were called a few times and they were always there pretty quick. But I imagine it's much different when it's an everyday thing. You're not going to call the cops every day to come usher the weirdos out of your store. Especially if you have hired "security" on site. We also had hired security from a third party at our store, and they were laughably incompetent, but grossly underpaid so I never blamed them too much. I'm wondering if he worked at the same store. Menards is huge in Chicago too. But most stores operate basically the same way so probs not

OMG Jeremy Lin

@@shamezcarter3654 lol wut

I am dyslexic and read" this is the closest... seeing Josh live and in prison"😂

@@wardiya3arbiya 😂 nooooo he’s too prettyyyyyy

I agree 💯

@@caitlynlivingston7272 it's a joke lovely. A lot of words are used in the wrong context daily. I know what it means😂

“10 consecutive business days” 💀💀 I’m def stealin that

You relax on the weekends? LOL

@@maryk3458 yes that's a normal thing for some people

Wait a minute🤔 business days aren't consecutive!

Hi, I don't know your situation, but I hope this helps: There's a behavioral psychologist on KZfaq named Patrick Teahan. His videos are hard to watch and the work is hard. To be honest, I can only do it once a month. But MAN, is he effective! I'm slowly healing, and being my own parent. There's also a neuroscientist who has a channel called Therapy in a nutshell. Those 2, comedy and kindness are very powerful. So glad we're not children anymore. I wish you well.

@@Anil18834 I'm subbed to both of those and a few others. I agree that Patrick Teahan is a blessing to KZfaq.

And you survived!! Congrats to those of us who made it - no matter the struggles we face now, we know we can get through them. Hang in there ❤

I agree! Wow I never hear anyone else say this but you couldn't pay me to go back to my childhood. It was the most unsafe I've ever felt. Ran away at 17 and even living in a boarding house and working at a pizzeria for $1 an hour was better because I was in control of my own life. I worry about people who wish they could return to childhood, the more I get my life in order, the better it gets, I love that. ❤

Pigeon kamikazed😂that dudes head 😂

If he is anything like my husband his girls will be fire!! He is pretty, too...but geez dont tell him😅

I think the same thing each time I watch a clip!!!

No one that adorable should be so smart and funny. Just isn't fair

Totally agree 🌹

.. exquisite hands.. beautiful soul..

Agreed!!!💯

Reminds me a lot of Donald glover

And that man was the captain

Birds will peck peck looking for who is Top Bird, but you know who is Top Bird? Pidgeon Man is Top Bird.

Same in Amsterdam

Well that's scary

Tuesday night The daily show (Possible replacement for Roy Wood Jr and Jessica Williams)

@@stevereber3358 That's great news. I think he'd be great on there.

Yooooo! 😂

I've seen a pigeon man here in Australia, had a pigeon on each shoulder and one on his head. Made me think of him. Also, I'm a Hey Arnold fan :)

@miyutakahada5691 that's so cool! seeing that in person and visiting Australia are both on the bucket list now

That barbecue tho...

@@TheOneTrueEfrate 😂😂

Lol. This is a comedy bit. Get all your news from comedy?

I appreciate that!

@@JoshJohnsonComedywhat would Milton Grimes say if he knew?! 😥

To be fair he was already funny, but as a writer. But he worked on the Daily Show, so got tips from Trevor Noah, Roy Wood, Rony Cheng, and Lewis Black. Originally he was a super shy guy who worked backstage. But Dolce Sloan catfished him into doing a podcast with her. They'd pick polar opposite takes on what should be very minor issues like spaghetti vs lasagne or mittens vs gloves and an hour later you're wanting more even though the completely exhausted the topic lol.