Elon vs Zuck, Cults, Zombies & More - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar Set

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Elon vs Zuck, Cults, Zombies & More - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar Set - Stand Up Comedy

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@FlyGravitas Жыл бұрын

It's pretty awesome watching Josh Johnson over the last few years develop his style and confidence.

@jjjjjjjjkigghh8662 Жыл бұрын

Yes! I believe he’s going to be a household name

@L0ve1tRetr0 Жыл бұрын

This man could be the death of edgy/dark humour. A very wholesome, funny dude who doesn't need the crutch of shock humour. That's getting rare. For all the reaction videos we get, I've never seen a comedian reacting to the news... If Josh did that as a weekly show, I think it would be brilliant!

@tzadik. Жыл бұрын

Yes, The hair growth IS immaculate

@FlyGravitas Жыл бұрын

@@L0ve1tRetr0 I'm pretty sure he does that on his podcast.

@FrankCosbyNo-Relation Жыл бұрын

...And hair

@elizabethchase6317 3 ай бұрын

Josh Johnson is the example for the difference between someone who has some good comedy material and someone who is absolutely born to be a comedian.

@Lora-G 3 ай бұрын

EXACTLY❣️Well said😉

@bambolou 20 күн бұрын

Very well said

@honestytheory7529 9 ай бұрын

"I need the bread. They not fightin' me" 😂 Grandma is the rillest🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

@ginabee1212 Жыл бұрын

I like how he smiles and kinda laughs at his own jokes, but it's real because he is genuinely amused.

@kellygrimes4307 Жыл бұрын

You ever listen to his podcast with Dulce? When she says crazy stuff and he starts laughing so hard he can barely breathe, I absolutely lose it.

@ginabee1212 Жыл бұрын

@@kellygrimes4307 I haven't seen that, but I'll have to check it out. Thanks!

@jamesparker7016 6 ай бұрын

Him trying to keep it together while knowing how funny his observations are is one of my favorite parts of his stand up😂

@jessgillis4103 Ай бұрын

Yeah right?? I like his style

@myraineydaze 3 ай бұрын

That guy in the background is killing me! HA HA HA I’ve never heard a laugh that actually sounds like the word. HA! 💀 🤣

@Hello_11345 2 ай бұрын

So annoying! Like fake, yell-laughing! He trying so hard to laugh!

@coryanntopanga 2 ай бұрын

I had a psychiatrist that laughed like that. It used to make me happy hearing him laugh an actual HA. 😂 He was genuinely laughing, too. He'd throw his head back and even his eyes would smile. It was great! Lol

@zombie_snax Жыл бұрын

I will pay for Netflix when they give this man his special.

@moringaottawa Жыл бұрын

i will support this not sure I want it to be Netflix but I'd definitely watch whatever where ever he is except OF 2:56

@belladonnarose5671 Жыл бұрын

He’s on peacock

@ronaldmolokwu 8 ай бұрын

Straight up

@a.b.creator 5 ай бұрын

I'm so glad to hear I'm not the only one who chooses to not subscribe to netflix. Idk who of you subscribed in their very first year, but I was on the phone with customer service nine times before I decided to never ever subscribe to netflix again. That first year was BAD. I don't need that, KZfaq is set up better and has more choices anyway.

@megmaul3123 4 ай бұрын

Same

@henriettakanya8605 Жыл бұрын

I hope Josh gets million dollar specials soon. He deserves it. He's grinded for years and never skips a beat.

@Gymthingz Жыл бұрын

Still not that funny

@moringaottawa Жыл бұрын

he's funny af period! 1:53

@margueritemassingaloembe925 Жыл бұрын

Nnn nnn

@coles6332 11 ай бұрын

@@Gymthingzyou’re smokin crack. He’s one of the best new heads

@topdogvids 10 ай бұрын

moringaotta

@djb1ge Жыл бұрын

Bro, "2waye" is WILD 💀💀

@charlessanders-wb3xq Жыл бұрын

wholetime I never realized how Maury has been bodying roll call! 😂😂😂😂

@abom_ng9963 Жыл бұрын

Josh you’ve definitely cemented yourself as a pillar of the comedy community 👌🏽

@beewiz42 Жыл бұрын

Dude is fucking hilarious!! I share him with alot of my closest friends!!!

@abom_ng9963 11 ай бұрын

@live_laugh_loath no your mom !

@carlaaxelson6338 Ай бұрын

Josh is hilarious, clean jokes, always new material, he’s up on current events, he’s kinds, and respectful. He deserves everything good

@Sicaughtik Жыл бұрын

I love the evolution of Josh from "guy you meet in kinkos," to "guy the dudes on the corner hang out with because his mom does their taxes."

@benjaminjameskreger Жыл бұрын

those are the same guy.

@TCt83067695 Жыл бұрын

That's awfully specific 😂

@stormybil Жыл бұрын

Oddly specific 😅😅💀

@Soda_Pus 11 ай бұрын

PPL KICK IT WITH OTHER PPL BECAUSE THIER MOM DOES THIER TAXES??? THAT'S A THING?

@Psilocin-City Ай бұрын

@@Soda_Pussometimes

@bubblestheterrible Жыл бұрын

“Your cult can’t even move a pool table!” Man, this man is brilliant

@andromedaplease Жыл бұрын

Zuc and Elon slapboxing would be hilarious

@plntycash Жыл бұрын

Zuckerberg will kick elons ass dude just competed in a mma tournament

@marshall8787 3 ай бұрын

@@plntycash Easy when you're a cyborg....

@Bman32x 2 ай бұрын

@@marshall8787AI learning program on point. Zuck took the Matrix way too seriously

@KimmieArgyshev 2 ай бұрын

Elon was almost beaten to death by bullies when he was young. There is an interview where he talks about it briefly. He also had a very abusive father who hit his mom.

@Rochelle118 3 ай бұрын

"Men turn every app into a dating app" I got asked out on Mercari 😂

@joshk.6246 Жыл бұрын

Josh reminds me of Chappelle in that he can tell a story so naturally and turn it into comedy. Josh's style is his own and its just great.

@Psilocin-City Ай бұрын

Definitely has a bit of Chappell in him too

@jf7098 Жыл бұрын

Seeing new material from him is a treat

@D415h4n34 Жыл бұрын

If you ever get to see him in your city, GO. And if you haven't checked out either of his podcasts, you're missing hilarity and nonsense😂🔥

@shirin9452 Жыл бұрын

He has a podcast!? 😍

@MrLightlike78 11 ай бұрын

Yo whoa whoa... Podcast!!!

@Daisy30y03 3 ай бұрын

I have Spotify, buuut I definitely wanna see him in person😊

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Жыл бұрын

The ONLY good thing about this Writer's Strike (and I hope they get EVERYTHING they ask for!!!), is that Josh has more time to do his amazing comedy and then share it with us!! 🤣🥰🤗

@TCt83067695 Жыл бұрын

Solidarity with the workers ✊🏾 And yeah Josh is awesome, strike or no strike, we here for his comedic stylings

@akiraishin7141 Жыл бұрын

Who cares? If they wrote anything worth watching they wouldn't need to strike

@AL-cg4vb Жыл бұрын

@@akiraishin7141 tell me you support slave labor without telling me

@gohansdoingwell.2353 Жыл бұрын

way to miss the point, @@akiraishin7141 .

@jonahblock Жыл бұрын

But they wrote almost anything you have watched

@Balrog4242 Жыл бұрын

Getting somebody's name right is an easy way to show respect. Amazing how many people don't do it :D

@kay-collins Жыл бұрын

Exactly. I HATE when people act like names are just soooo hard to pronounce. I could understand between different languages & if you can’t read it but you ASK in that case, you don’t just butcher tf out of the name without asking first & just be like “oh well” & if for some reason you can’t ask first before saying the name then you explain you weren’t able to ask for whatever reason & apologize beforehand before attempting to read it. The fact is tho, the majority of people who don’t do these things literally don’t care & even think it’s funny to get certain peoples names wrong sometimes & doing just the most over the top bs when pretending to try to pronounce a name, because they’re purposefully trying to disrespect.

@ohshanana2397 Жыл бұрын

Yeah. When I meet someone and they say they’re name. I always try to say it right. I’ll even ask what language it’s from. I myself have a long name and I know what it’s like for people to say “can I just call you phoebe instead” that just shows lack of respect

@Balrog4242 Жыл бұрын

@@kay-collins When I really really want to slam em down I immediately break in with "Oh... it's pronounced 'X'... you know, like 'Y'," in a super polite voice. Now no matter what they say next, unless it's an apology, they look like a complete idiot. And if they're dumb enough to say "Well I can't say it!" The followup is "You can't say Y?" With even bigger innocent eyes. Although they better really deserve it or you look like the bully for slapping them around with with your smooth innocent brain :D

@zenleeparadise 10 ай бұрын

People come up with all kinds of nicknames for me instead of just calling me by my name and it's like dude my name is three letters it's not that hard

@kay-collins 10 ай бұрын

@@Balrog4242 Yepp! I ALWAYS say “it’s said just like this word, _____” bc you’re exactly right.... they CANT pretend they can’t say it then & if they do then you know it’s meant as disrespect!

@richkraft2787 4 ай бұрын

I truly believe Josh Johnson is slowly but surely and steadily becoming the greatest comedian of all time imo

@christopheredding-ruiz201 Жыл бұрын

He's on his way to becoming a legendary comic. He has something special.

@LtNduati Жыл бұрын

Wow, now that's how you tell a joke/story, like that was a convo, a coming of age story, intersectionality critique, and a funny ass story told in such a well layered way.

@user-ip2uy8nx5e 5 ай бұрын

Dude has a weird style but I love it lol it’s like a shy confidence

@kathleenyes-cp2uf Жыл бұрын

Their color should be called “colonizer” Had to replay make sure I caught that!

@FrankCosbyNo-Relation Жыл бұрын

"I don't know what an amputee is, but..." 😂😂

@anthonystafford8099 Жыл бұрын

Freshest material, so much talent, so glad I found this comedian. Keep up the awesome work!

@fireinateacup89 Жыл бұрын

It's not often you find a solid comedian who also clearly has a good heart. ❤

@keithwhitson 11 ай бұрын

❤

@americanpancakelive Жыл бұрын

the grocery story just fucking killed me, I am dead now

@aaronropers-huilman660 Жыл бұрын

... but you're still talking... ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEE!!!

@somniferrous Жыл бұрын

his recovery on that crowd giving him NOTHING on that crowdwork was phenomenal ngl hope to see him do it more, he's got a very natural cadence that lends itself well to it

@wanderlust1249 Жыл бұрын

Literally had a guy try to get my number while dropping off his order lol and he was on house arrest 😅😩

@RylaDuska Жыл бұрын

“No knuckles, just slaps-“ 💀😂

@DaBaSoftware Жыл бұрын

That blood from stone comment was beautiful comedic timing, crowd work, and recovery. Good lord 👏👏

@theodorebookeriv6917 Жыл бұрын

The Maury bit was top tier. 😂😂😂

@dc2guy2 Жыл бұрын

12:50 - "just.. all of us really" he needs to be an actor if he isn't already. he mimiced him with such sincerity 😅

@ABum-nc7sb 11 ай бұрын

I'm sitting here crying I mean ugly face crying with laughter the story about the two people in the wheelchairs fighting, only brought me back to the time my dad had to go to physical rehab and he was in a wheelchair fighting with another guy in a wheelchair and the fact that I used to stay up late at night and I was up one when I was young watching the black and white zombie movie one night just brought back so many memories the (Original)Night of the Living Dead😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@lorihagen8949 3 ай бұрын

Come on, Netflix! This guy is fire!

@kimbeckwith587 Жыл бұрын

He's so talented. Thanks for making me laugh. I love how you tell stories and don't rely on the f-bomb in every joke to be funny.

@vsen7 Жыл бұрын

I like that how he is so calm, not overly excited, just talking in way when you hang out with your friends, and all of a sudden he is like Zombieeeeee!! And let's not forget that scream.. Everytime someone screams I will remember the dog 2:07

@laurelsilberman5705 Жыл бұрын

😂”He said it with his full chest!”

@tebogomashishi1671 Жыл бұрын

I need the bread, they're not fighting me😂

@TheBasher-_- Жыл бұрын

If Elon and Mark fight, i have money Mark ends up biting Elon 😂

@MrAstonmartin996 6 ай бұрын

Are you sure? That dude is be doing MMA for years now

@SpooksMcGhie Жыл бұрын

Wow this guy cranking out topical bits like a machine

@jopinscott1777 Жыл бұрын

Now somebody's gonna name their kid 2wayne...thanks for that.😂

@captainjacobkeyes6733 Жыл бұрын

Josh you’re hilarious don’t stop posting!

@luckily_13 3 ай бұрын

Lol what he said about maury never getting the names wrong is hilarious. Maury for the people bruh 🤣

@tealeafonthewind Жыл бұрын

i saw him open for trevor noah a few month back. His deal or no deal bit had me doubled over. Man has talent.

@shaiquimckesson3675 3 ай бұрын

I feel that it was a bomb threat at the mall & im with my GMA we tryna run she walking like no hurry she say “if it’s my time then it’s my time I’m not running” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my grandma is gangsta asf

@chkmte1304 Жыл бұрын

What's wild is that Zuckerberg is an actual martial artist so Elon would get worked 😂

@benjaminjameskreger Жыл бұрын

Elon's mommy won't let it happen. :'(

@khh7231 Жыл бұрын

isn't zuck also a fencer

@unavela Жыл бұрын

An "actual martial artist" is a strong word man, he's been training for a bit but c'mon

@natsusatsujinki8342 11 ай бұрын

Elon from Africa though.

@BrightAmbition 4 ай бұрын

Elon is a white man from Africa. There is nothing hard about him. If you looked up colonizer in the dictionary Elon Musk's face pops up and even Christopher Columbus facepalms to this. Elon Musk got money from being a modern day slave worker. His whole family is like that.

@gonzotown9438 Жыл бұрын

I'm amazed at how much good material this guy has. He has enough for multiple specials at this point

@AdamAdkison Жыл бұрын

start to end, real comedy right here. even chatting with the audience. Can't wait for more.

@sweetpea775 Жыл бұрын

Brooo u are one of my all time favorite comedians thank you for killing us with laughter 🫡🫡😂🤣😂🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FrankCosbyNo-Relation Жыл бұрын

Too many emojis, you're probably gonna get a scam reply lol

@So.avant.garde1 Жыл бұрын

Dude is funny & beautiful! He’s like everything everywhere all at once! 😭😂

@nishidohellhillsruler6731 Жыл бұрын

Dude! My first ever zombie movie was "Return of the Night of the Living Dead, Part II", a Sunday at 3:00 pm on "Cine Millonario". 3 freaking PM! I was 7! And I have been preparing for the zombie apocalypse ever since, Haha!

@conchitacaparroz Жыл бұрын

you're from venezuela, right? "porrr venevisioooon"

@KuLaidTheeEntertainer Жыл бұрын

He must ain't know Zuck been training

@crazykhespar8487 5 ай бұрын

Zucc may succ but he may fucc Elon upp

@user-dj2zy2wb8z Жыл бұрын

All good jokes, but that last one really brought it home. Great work dude, please share more!

@jjjjjjjjkigghh8662 Жыл бұрын

Love Josh Johnson!

@sp1t0nu Жыл бұрын

Just now accidentally found Josh ,so now i am binge watching ! I predict that he will go far .

@thisisit333 Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite comedians. He’s a natural! 😂😂

@POTATOEMPN Жыл бұрын

All jokes aside, apparently Mark Zucks actually practices Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. And seems pretty good lol And he is part lizard, he's going to move too fast for marshmallow boy LOL that killed me, it's now cannon that Elon Musk bleeds marshmallow fluff

@annettespradlin4945 11 ай бұрын

Brazilian Ju-Jistu is pretty crazy.

@annettespradlin4945 11 ай бұрын

I think being at least part lizard is a requirement.

@Violet-tz1jj Жыл бұрын

The yelps of zuckerburg and musk had me in tears

@feraacedia1825 11 ай бұрын

Haaaaaaa haaaa haaaaaaa -that guy in the audience

@fragout9575 Жыл бұрын

They need to bring back Celebrity Death Match!!! Claymation and all!!!

@michelecherek5392 Жыл бұрын

That would be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!

@NorroTaku Жыл бұрын

damn he packed that 15 min so full of goodness! usually its nothing but padding at these events but this gentleman only spitting real shit

@Saezimmerman Жыл бұрын

Elon & Zuck make me look tan, and I have to put on SPF 30 to water the plants. However, if they do fight, I’m conflicted between quarterstaffs and an old fashioned Jerry Springer fight with folding chairs.

@kinsmed 11 ай бұрын

MUCH better, Josh. And working the crowd. When they had nothing to give. And you still spun gold. Welcome back, Josh. Subscribed.

@modemmack Жыл бұрын

I've just had a hernia surgery. It's unfair that I have to stop watching this or risk injury.😂

@BartlebyTheEngineer Жыл бұрын

Squidward is in the audience

@Hello_11345 2 ай бұрын

Right!? 😂 I wanted to slap that dude! Annoyingly loud fake laugh at every single thing Josh said! If he was there with friends they were all slowing pushing their chairs away from him, lol! If he there w a girl: she is super annoyed and telling him to stop yell-laughing!

@novice5895 11 ай бұрын

That zombie story was so me😂😂. I would’ve so taken a horror movie as real when I was 6👏🏽👏🏽😂.

@ipseityhealingstudio1386 Жыл бұрын

LITERALLY almost peed my pants at that first scream

@ilovemelodyjane Жыл бұрын

Anything with DM's ABSOLUTELY turbs into, "Send me pictures".

@gettinmoney1203 Жыл бұрын

This dude is the only comedian I be on the floor dying from man

@kathlake4009 Жыл бұрын

Josh, your quiet build-up sneakily draws out a surprise guffaw. I'm so glad to have found you on KZfaq.😂

@corvanphoenix 2 ай бұрын

This is why I need Josh. I've never even heard of this TV show.

@yanderevenom9793 2 күн бұрын

“Your cult can’t move a pool table” 😂🤣😂🤣

@antelope6826 Жыл бұрын

“This cult couldn’t move a whole pool table” 😂🤣💀

@zizinnnn Жыл бұрын

you got it very together ❤ keep going, Josh!🎉

@maegnificant Жыл бұрын

Zuckerberg is a jiu-jitsu third degree black belt my son

@saborokichannel4946 7 ай бұрын

I have been watching your videos every morning - to get my life together lol - I am from.the UK and I WISH more doctors prescribed laughter over medication.

@helenhublar577 10 ай бұрын

Very talented. Cannot get enough of Josh Johnson. ❤

@radioactiveag2531 Жыл бұрын

Josh is one of the funniest comedians around. Great show!

@Rachel-sg5ub Жыл бұрын

When you have me laughing before the joke! And the crowd work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Itsme_Trouble 4 ай бұрын

Ok so Josh is too good to have this silverware sound and waitresses walking in front of the camera. Damn people! Some respect PLEASE!!

@PotooBurd Жыл бұрын

Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

@caitx777 Жыл бұрын

the dude laughing😂😂😂 i’m weak

@angemarie12 11 ай бұрын

Somebody is laughing like a robot out there. It's rough. Lol

@bloostaxx6476 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely one of my favorites! I see you building a solid long term career, and establishing yourself as one of the true greats. (also, I enjoyed your contributions to the DSOC Pryor episode, very astute/insightful)

@Cozy.Mood.B Жыл бұрын

Call the guy and get John Johnson a special!!!

@bisousandfood Жыл бұрын

Josh has a bit of resemblance of Dave Chappelle, the way he tells story is so nature, cant wait to see more his stuff! Love it!

@nii_amart 11 ай бұрын

Zuckerberg was actually training for the fight and worked on his fitness. Elon didn't train at all and called the fight off. lol

@Aleedis226 Жыл бұрын

Lol my mom did the same on/off schedule with our cable! 😄💜

@veeisher Жыл бұрын

You are hilarious!!!! You have me crackin up laughin loud and all… and I don’t care!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂

@beatnikmary 10 ай бұрын

Respect for the mom who ordered cable for only a few months at a time. I get it! I do that with streaming services now. I'll order extra ones just for the summer when the kids are home, but cancel them for the rest of the year.