This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

Wow. That's funny.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I laughed way to hard at this

Remember to oil them first

Niceeeeeee my Abuela doesn’t is so defiant and thinks her food is the best

lol why do Mexicans act like mashing produce together is advanced science

@@kevinjohnston4923 lol why do people get so triggered over jokes

@@kevinjohnston4923 you would be surprised on the amount of ways you can fuck up salsa. But you would know that if you bothered to be cultured or educated at all.

@@kevinjohnston4923 it is a science, you are the product of a bad mashing, you should know.

l3erry 7Vice its not what it looks like 😂😂😂

When did Brie Larson get a sex change and decide to do KZfaq cooking videos

Justin Pruden PFFFFFT

There’s worse ways to walk-in on someone hhah

That's the perfect roommate

this is the only valid comment

Slow?

you managed to simply explain something i was thinkinking about since a few weeks

Oh he's getting there, it's becoming apparent the more he says cwispy and owo.

Some of the greatest artists in world history were crazy

Words to live by.

Retro Rich exactly

Unless it's meat.

😊

Same sis 😄

Az a nev gecc

Same 🥰

420 likes

I believe at this point he’s got a cameraman/editor helping him.

Bro yesssss. After like an hour and a half I turn into a drama queen and magically lose all appetite. It’s really an experience lmao

Makes me frustrated. 2 years in a row for my friends birthday I have made the food for the party. Last year I made homemade ramen and this year we did sushi and both times by the time the food is made I just hate the sight of food and the thought of eating.

Honestly for me it's because I've been snacking on whatever I'm making all day

Happened today

@@achilles12257 That's just good form

Handmade, totally worth it

@@iamluismonster Not if you're lazy xD

MEEEE

What a queen, thanks for the time frame

@@maryfaustus2609 No prob, lmaoo

Gl fam

I’m a few minutes behind you. Did he whip out some obscure expensive ingredient yet?

Joe Prado uhhh the lard... the lard 😔 also i don’t have avocados on me

@@timothylofi just use butter

Today I had some curry 😏

Yep. We have a couple vegetarian "bacon" options that are relatively tasty. Though I will keep "bacon" quotes because I respect the unquestionable power of actual bacon.

Also, I did this recipe this morning and just used vegan chorizo. still super tasty

@@YourNamelessWriter isn't cheese vegetarian, but not vegan?

Cheese is vegetarian, it’s just not vegan

@@semilogo7779 depends on the cheese. Some cheese contains rennet obtained from animals stomachs.

@@emmapalmer7946 Wow, I didn't know, could you give me some examples?

SemiLogo777 a lot of cheeses have rennet from animal stomach in them actually. Mostly obtained from veil. I don’t know if Americans use it a lot, but in Europe the magority has it, although a lot of people don’t know (including vegetarians).

Same

Same!

a totally underrated comment

@@holly8454 thank you!

Isn’t it obvious Sí señor, potatoes. Cmon think a little bit.

It wasnt a ñ. Totally different sound.

Leemer shhhh, just let it happen-

flours vegetarian..

@@samimichaela1616 and the bacon lard?

Y E S

@@TheCrazymonkey316 well bacon lard obviously isnt but yiu can just use a substitute

flour is vegetarian but ok, + he only said something about bacon but didn't add it on the taco

Oooh noted

The Bluntsmith LMFAO!!!!!!

I thought the same thing!! Lol 😂

My thoughts too! Just slightly less annoying, oh wait, no it's about as equalling annoying actually.

wow thought i was the only one 😭

I needed this today. Thank you. :)

Fubbed you’re new im guessing.

correct.

@@faithgarcia7585 why does he say it like that

@@zatoichinunyabidness what do you mean DESPITE?

His personality and little quirks makes it even better

Sam Allwood oof

lmao I was gonna say

I guess one can replace the animal fat in the tortilla for a equivalent amount of vegetable oil

That and maybe the cheese depending if they use rennet to make the cheese or not

If you don't tell them, they wont know

Yo if school is starting in 15 minutes, shouldn't you be in the car/bus and not at home?

A quick walk never hurts anyone.

@@pandapan1329 well, depends on a country or how close you live to the school.

@@pandapan1329 you guys dont walk to school? Now I'm homeschooled anyway soo I dunno why I'm complaining

@@pandapan1329 c'mon you can't be that dense use your critical thinking skills

makes sense since we're trapped in his kitchen drawer

@@_hakuu3760 fan slavery for views

Literally huh? As opposed to figuratively, hypothetically or conceptually?

@@riproar11 literally as in it actually happened an hour before the video was posted

Stigglitz UWU

uwu

tansjord lmaoooo I thought the exact same thing

He did allow alternatives, by he prefers this one

Ryo Tanada I know I just thought it was funny kok

And butter too lol

A Santos Nah, butter’s fine. It’s vegetarian, not vegan

Thanks for sharing

Kitten Lyric yes. Vegetarian isn’t vegan..?

Kitten Lyric hey dude I think you dropped your brain

@@Xenospherium I was mostly being facetious, but yea, you right.

@@mattisuber222 he addressed it on his instagram story lol good job josh

Matt Stormshade you can do shortening like suggested

Nah he’s super extra

Once made by your own, store bought ones turns trash.

@@MNightR32 This, 100%. After 15 years of quality home chefing, I don't buy anything at the store other than raw ingredients. Once you have the best at home, you can't go back to store bought garbage. It's way less expensive as well.

Agreed plus you get em *_s o f t y_* tortillas

86Drifter this rings true especially for tomato sauce. I legit cannot stand to look at the Barilla stuff once I made it from canned tomatoes.

BALEADAA SMACK

Get back into the Republic of Mexico, you rebellious colony.

Oh cool, I didn't know that. KNOW.

Es una baleada con aguacate 🙄. Smh. Anyways, he remained faithful to the idea. That counts.

national? really?

Do you use the same measurement for oil as you would if it were shortening or lard?

Yeah I compared my tortillas to Josh’s tortillas and they looked the same

Thanks for the reply!

No problem

Ah, since you posted thus a week ago, I'm glad I'm not the only one who has been binging watching food video in ramadhan

He #soft boy

owo

that's how you lose faith in humanity

can you explain to me this plague with owo and uwu ? what the hell is that supposed to mean ?

C W I S P Y

Subtitles were japanese I guess

My grandma (Abuelita) would arrest me.

It's the same pack of tortillas he has owned for years probably. Just so he can abuse it until the end of time

@@teaser6089 honestly, i wouldn't be surprised if this is actually true

he bought it just to shame it and physically abuse it

You never know when you will need to talk shit about store bought tortillas

I mean their like .89 at local H‑E‑B store. Store bought tortillas are not that hard to find in Texas. You can even buy them at a gas station.

The real mvp

*cwisspy* I have achieved *P R O N O N C E*

You can use vegetable lard...or just butter

Lard isn't meat though? It's not vegan, but it's still vegetarian, no? Or am I missing something?

MagusakaJanus Lard is pig fat. Oof.

*Ah yes, just caught that. Bacon lard!*

@@MagusakaJanus Most animals don't get liposuction treatments, so it's safe to assume that the lard is from from a butchered animal. If an animal was killed to get it, it isn't vegetarian. His point on the manchego is also valid for that reason, as some cheeses are made with rennet (calf stomach enzymes). Traditional manchego cheese is made with calf rennet.

Yeeah Austin tacos are a little uh, hipster-y, like Torchys, but these looked great. SA has the best breakfast tacos.

my man don't do your grandma like that

Massive Dohoonkabhankoloos you’re right, my grandma is wonderful. Her tortillas are better when she makes them, but they never turned out right for me. She does it more by feel than measurement, though, and I just don’t have the decades of experience in making them that she has.

@@soulcheese7149 Go to Ramos off MOPAC

@@soulcheese7149 Nah bro that goes to Corpus or Brownsville.

You can only eat those on taco tuesday

I came for the great food content. I left early because of all the cwispys.

@@AudreysKitchen I can understand that, the type of humour isn't for everyone 🤷🏾‍♀️

Love the profile pic

That’s happened to me

thats the reason i subbed!

😅 Honduras I had never seen someone roll a flour tortilla with a rolling pin, it's normally done with your hands.

😂😂😂 Justo estaba buscando a alguien más que comprendiera que eso último es una baleada y le falta el webito >:v

Yeah they are, I’m from Honduras too

im from Mexico so I didn’t know, thanks for mentioning that lol. Cool to share an underrated country’s culture uwu

I lived in Honduras and I was about to post something like this 😂😂😂

Fart noise gets me everytime!! x)

It made me laugh because I say my Taco/Burrito crapped itself when stuff falls out. That, and farts make me laugh

Beast Master - bruhhh 😂💀💀💀

Wut.

People are making way too big a deal out of covid-19, while almost completely ignoring the flu. "the CDC has estimated (based on weekly influenza surveillance data) that at least 12,000 people have died from influenza between Oct. 1, 2019 through Feb. 1, 2020, and the number of deaths may be as high as 30,000." The CDC also estimates that up to 31 million Americans have caught the flu this season, with 210,000 to 370,000 flu sufferers hospitalized because of the virus."

@@lordgarion514 I agree people are blowing it out of proportion, but you aren't acknowledging the fact that we have a flu vaccine, and also tamiflu to help fight it if you already have it, we don't have either of those options with Covid-19.

@@jordanjackson788 Incorrect. I didn't mention it either way. But if they manage to meet estimates, then about half the country could get a flu shot. And if it's going to kill you, I doubt tamiflu would help. But none of that changes the fact that people are quite blasé about something that's transmitted about as easily, and has a long track record of killing tens of thousands on the regular. While absolutely shitting themselves over what's basically just the flu(as far as how it makes you feel) with a slightly higher death ratio that's infected very few in comparison. If the idiots freaking out now, had used their common sense and calmly been doing every flu season what they're doing now(which is exactly what they're told they should do every year), we'd have had millions less die and have to be hospitalized over the years. I was pointing out that it's kinda stupid. The extra details we've mentioned don't really change that. It's still stupid.