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Dr. Malcolm sums it up well in Lost World: Jurassic Park. "Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas."

So when I first saw this movie, that Brontosaurus scene actually made me tear up, because it just made me think back to the first movie where it showed that dinosaurs aren’t just killing machines and they are actual creatures. But walking out it hit me, the only reason that scene got an emotion was because of the first movie. They didn’t earn that scene. It was for unnecessary pathos hoping you’d see there point of view

"You would think a dinosaur would be smart enough to look at lava and go 'No.'." For some reason, that one line had me giggling like a child. I think it's because I can visualise it.

Is Rob growing out his beard so he can dye it white for an even more legit Santa Christ outfit?

"Jurassic World 2: SCARING THE LITTLE GIRL?!"

Rob's metaphor about the burning-to-death brachiosaurus symbolizing the whole franchise is genius.

I love how the coward guy is STARING RIGHT AT THE GIRL as she opens the gate to release all the dinosaurs and makes NO attempt to stop her.

"Let's create a new indo raptor that attacks by aiming a gun" XD

So if dinosaurs go extinct what's stopping to clone them again. Knowing this made me not care about this movie at all because I mean why cant you clone more

Every single thing Ian Malcom says in all of these movies about Ingen and their decisions can be used to describe this sequel trilogies production. Incredible.

It says something when the VELOCIRAPTOR! is the character I care for the most in your Jurassic Park sequel.

I love how your cat makes cameos in your videos now. We need more of him...no...we *demand* more of him.

To quote Dr.Malcolm : "That is One Big Pile of Shit"

Oh look, it's freaking Amish Starlord building his wood house in the middle of freaking nowhere.

I love Rob's Jeff Goldblum impressions.

Happy thanksgiving to everybody at C.A !!!!😁👌

10:56 Awwwww you have such a cute kitty! *sorry I just really love animals*

“Allen!”

The reason why people wanted another Jurassic movie, well to quote George from Peppa Pig: *Dinosaur!*

🐈(Doug's Cat) Meow...Meow... (Rob) God, even your cat has rejected this movie" Lmao 😂😂💀💀 10:46

10:56 Doug’s cat is like to the movie, “nope!”

You're at least a self aware hipster Doug

"you are my Wu Tang Clan." I died.

I just realised something. how come the gyrosphere is resistant against a dinosaur, but not a gun ?

The Brachiosaurus was always the gentlest dinosaur in every movie. It's basically the Giraffe from Last of Us. So that's why it had to die horribly..... People had the biggest connection to it.

The Brachiosaurus didn't try to kill anyone!

Jurassic World: Fallen Script

Beyond the storytelling perspective, using dinosaurs as living weapons is impractical as jeck, and would probably violate some laws/treaties about the ethical treatment of animals and the ways in which wars are fought. Also, these dinguses forget just how effective modern military ordinance is, so even if you did find some idiot with enough power in interest to put these beasts onto the battlefield, your investment would be very quickly lost. The carnivores that got let out shouldn't be too hard to hunt down. Call up the national guard right away and give it a month tops. And that's not even getting into the logistics of the endeavor. Gestation and growth times, training, specialized housing, food, water, and possibly even equipment like armor, heated clothing to open up new areas for deployment that they can't handle otherwise, and sensors for the guys handling them. This is leaving aside their lack of creative designs, and the low intelligence of these supposed cunning killing machines. Mind you I've only seen the original movie, but using dinos as living weapons wouldn't be practical even if it was possible.

It would have been cool if at the beginning of the movie we see a catastrophic upset. It could have established the dinosaurs being poached off the island and kept in some secret facility or whatever, and then breaking out. Maybe Owen or the Target Demographic girl accidentally releases them and there’s a guilt arc later, I dunno. But then the rest of the movie is about people adapting to this new normal. Do they kill them all? Just the predators? Do they try to coexist and set up wildlife conservation areas? What do you do in this situation? It feels like this movie asked this question, but was too scared to answer it.

It's like Hollywood tells their directors you have to look at all the old amazing films and do nothing like that

The Plot-Twits of this movie is the Chris Pratt Character remember something like "Omg!! I remember know I'm Star Lord and Thanos erased me...or sent me to another dimension" I think that explains why in this world everybody is dumb.

10:56 The kitty cat!

I will defend the movie for wanting to go the horror route but yea The characters are pretty stupid

After completing Red Dead Redemption II I kind of have admiration for people who build their own houses (ok, flat pack houses but, whatever) the traditional 19th century way. Though at least in Red Dead Redemption II it didn't look out of place.

10:56 Chaplin: F*ck this movie! It’s not a great guy!

The Lion King teaser is up. Be prepared..........to rage.

10:56 best cameo ever

Jurassic World 3: Attack of the Clones

As someone who actually built a treeless treehouse with just hammer and nails, I know how stupid it is to build a whole house without you wanting to give up after 5 minutes

Jurassic Bore: Fallen Franchise.

Oh god, Rob with a beard is like Doug without one.

Oh that kitty!!!

For some reason, Rob looks as Jack Black.

I've always liked The Goodfeather's. Not quite as much as Pinky and the Brain. But the God-Pigeon is great.

Wu Tang Clan made me laugh way more than it should have

I like this film, even though it's so stupid. Like with Doug, this film is so terrible, that it's kind of entertaining.

i love these. i love seeing where your jokes for the video came from

Doug's right about this one being a guilty pleasure. The acting is good and the effects are better, but it's also even dumber than the last one.

Jurassic World: Fallen Apart

Do you have a first viewing of wrinkle in time

Rob, you're a swell guy, you've been behind several of my favorite NC jokes... but Doug was 100% right to cut that Wu-Tang joke.

To be clear: the herbivorous dinosaurs would absolutely wreak havoc on the environment, and are therefore every bit as dangerous

Can we just let this franchise go extinct please?

Audience watches depressed and empty...(KZfaq cuts to phone ad) I laughed out loud.

This was the first movie that I saw in theaters,where I literally yelled out loud “LET THEM DIE!!!!!” I hated this movie,I haven’t seen it since then.

I didn't recognize Rob when I first saw him.

This makes me alittle emotional 8:48

Oh! Well... l see that Rob has embraced No Shave November wholeheartedly...

its a brachiosaur. not a brontosaur.

Please review The Meg.

If they do make another movie it better be an hour and 20 minutes of dinosaurs destroying cities. No human clones no subplots no fluff just pure anarchy

just imagine when the dinosaur gets on the roof, it just yells "WHERE AM I!" in dougs dino voice

Um, duh we’re going to feel sorry for the Brachiosaurus? It didn’t try to kill anybody. Smh Critic come on man

Jurassic World 3: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.

Never clicked so fast b4. I just love their first viewings.

"You'll be my new "Wu-Tang Klan. LMAO! This is almost as good as the review itself!

There’s a reason these are some of my favorite videos in this channel

“Whack a hipster, whack a hipster” love it😂

Fallen Franchise

6:14 Well... I guess the girl in the glasses is very excited to see the dinosaurs.... judging from her shirt

There's a T rex on the loose. Oh, the Army just killed it. Carry on.

2:32 - 2:46 it’s reassuring I’m not the only one ^^

The one thing that annoyed me more than the movie was the amount of fans defending it :V

Thumbnail is me when I see an Ali-A click bait video in my recommended for no reason

I didn't even realize the "nasty woman" was a political line lol. I was just so gone at that point I guess hahahaha

This movie ending was one of the STUUUPIESSST MOMENTS EVER I MEAN WTF! anyway happy thanksgiving

This has the Same Bad Twist Ending as Detroit.

Have you seen this year's Grinch movie? I would like it if you did a Doug Review/Sibling Rivalry of it.

Happy Thanksgiving from Minnesota

I wouldnt have minded the little girl being a clone if they had done anything with it or it had gone anywhere. Like it didn't add up to anything other than her opening the door and letting the dinosaurs out, they could have gotten out any other way and it would have meant about as much. It's the Jurassic Park equivalent of "Martha!", it's obvious that whoever wrote it thought it was clever but it's just too damn on the nose

And to think we thought the girl being a clone,would be the dumbest thing they did with the character.

i was so distracted by the cat, in the very best of ways. Cats are the best video bombers.

The dumbest part of the whole “island is gonna blowup” plot is the fact that there ARE 5 islands & at least 1 other island has dinosaurs on it, yet no one in the movie addresses this fact!

A raptor on the roof…NO BATMAN PARALLEL THERE??

Trolls 2 or Don't Hug me I'm Scared please, I love your channel.

I love Rob’s idea of making an R-rated Jurassic World movie.

I was a little sad when the brontosaurus was the last thing you see on that island because it was the first dinosaur you see on the island

Happy Thanksgiving to all americans reading this

12:18 That’s American military engineering for ya.

I love the "Whack a hipster" and "Corporate Bitch to Hippie😂😂😂"

“He’s talking about the filmmakers” *ROFL*

Here's a brief explanation from someone who likes it (and is currently working on a re-edit of it). Firstly I feel like this film was made as a midway point for an intended trilogy and the only reason they didn't start with a "Jurassic World" was that they wanted to show the fans, such as myself, that they were returning to form. Secondly the affects were better, they used more animatronics, they lifted certain scenes directly from the books, and they made an effort to showcase that they had a direction for the story to go. But unfortunately both in post production and in the writing they forgot to focus on making THIS movie good on its own. I really enjoy it because it does have some really good shots, I really enjoyed the scenes they pulled from the books (The Indoraptor pretending to be tranq'd was one of them) and I honestly enjoy the acting. I feel like certain parts could be cut or moved around to make the two new characters less of an annoyance. I like what their characters could have been but not their characters. I did get very emotional at the brontosaurus death scene. I thought it was really well done and I think just labelling this as "but the tried to kill them" is somewhat disingenuous. Everyone knows they're dangerous, that's pretty much the whole reason there's a debate about whether they should help save them or not. But BDH's character has clearly done some growing (that was crudely exposited at the beginning) and it has been a running theme that while these animals are dangerous they are animals and no matter ow they came into being we must accept the consequences of our actions. That was the entire theme of the first film. This is a bit of a return to form, but like I said they focused too much on including things to show they are returning to form that the writing and attention to detail in post took a blow and it shows. Tl;dr - They tried to appease the hardcore fans too much and the movie suffered for it.

I found this movie very entertaining I actually really liked this movie it's a very entertaining movie some bits of the movie were really bad but it's a very intertaining movie like I just go to movies to have fun so I love most movies but there's some movies that bore me

DR. GRANT: Listen kid, raptors are not big turkeys... HEY YOU!... We were saving that for a special occasion!😡 JOHN HAMMOND: And today's the day... Welcome to Thanksgiving Dinner!... We've spared no expense.😋

I hear in Doug's voice when he announced the title he sounds like he is so nervous yet excited to watch

"first viewing"... Just name it second viewing please

Lockwood was in the original Book and Steven never establish him as character so why now

Remember in Jurassic World when Jimmy Fallon says the Gyro thingies would stop a .50 caliber bullet? & in this one Owen shoots through it with idk, a 9mm?

This was a great Thanksgiving video. What do people eat for thanksgiving? Turkey! What is a turkey? A Bird! What were birds befor? Dinosaurs! What is this movie? Still dumb...