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@eshanieramdhan3168 2 жыл бұрын
Hiiii
@musicmaker1753 2 жыл бұрын
I love you so much
@heartsqueeze9347 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god 3rd to reply
@skjskjskjskjskjskjskj-_-9105 2 жыл бұрын
Hiiiiiiii
@amelijasmail583 2 жыл бұрын
Hello!
@MiaFreeman-ps7pq 9 ай бұрын
Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today." Me in my pajamas: 👁👄👁
@marieanderson8715 8 ай бұрын
Me right now😂
@Grakigurl 7 ай бұрын
Literally me
@jennylewis248 7 ай бұрын
me too
@frog_bean 7 ай бұрын
TOTALLY NOT ME-
@CraftyFrogs 7 ай бұрын
Same
@barrythorlakson9767 Жыл бұрын
As not only a boy, but a tall boy, I was deeply confused by how much joy it brought me to be called a short queen.
@emily.999 Жыл бұрын
💀
Жыл бұрын
as someone who used to be a boy i love being called queen
@captain_cuddles Жыл бұрын
@ doughnut queen 😉
@the.wanderers.shadow Жыл бұрын
Egg moments do be like that sometimes.
@sarahmorris200 Жыл бұрын
Ok I now love you
@Lynn_ADHD.redhairlife 4 ай бұрын
The "🦋🦋🦋Butterfly's between my thighs" got me😂😂😂😂😂
@milostinkybreath5182 2 ай бұрын
It was the laugh afterwards that made me die laughing😂😆😂😆😂😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
@scribblegamer2047 Ай бұрын
What is that video about I dont get it
@AlexisFox-qi3by 22 күн бұрын
She be ridin
@scribblegamer2047 22 күн бұрын
@@AlexisFox-qi3by alr
@Ava_611 2 ай бұрын
The “Drinking, eating, suckin-“ really got me..🤣
@StraberryPlatypus Ай бұрын
Drinking, eating………sucking 🫦🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bethnowak3721 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today” Me in a hospital gown: “I’ll let the hospital know you approve”
@Light__yagamii1 2 жыл бұрын
Omg.. I hope u feel better soon💜
@adacelebi2178 2 жыл бұрын
get well soon 💜
@zarahensley8158 2 жыл бұрын
I was in my school uniform and I was thinking the same thing!
@izzyjackson8501 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@Raevens_freedom 2 жыл бұрын
@@zarahensley8158 same!
@aet3rna828 2 жыл бұрын
kris be like: you girls are all so dirty also kris: instantly understands every single one
@russtavares6855 2 жыл бұрын
I had the most trouble with the corner of the chair one. Wat?
@TamWam_ 2 жыл бұрын
as an aroace girl, i didnt get any of the dirty ones. like the chair, or the showerhead (idek if that was dirty), etc
@russtavares6855 2 жыл бұрын
@@TamWam_ Confirmed, showerheads on pulse feel good.
@redninjakitty14neko26 2 жыл бұрын
@@TamWam_ id say same but when i was totally aroace (im on the ace spectrum now) ijust didnt know what the feeling was cuz it certainly wasnt for anyone LOL
@captainwowei5705 2 жыл бұрын
@@russtavares6855 I didn't understand the shower head one, and the last with the pillow
@matthewpollick5908 6 ай бұрын
I'm a male and understood about 98% of this, probably mainly because I have 3 sisters. Thank you Kris and keep doing what you love
@jaidennfernandes3666 3 ай бұрын
I have one so i kinda understood a decent, but my head hurt😅
@ddiver2200 2 ай бұрын
tell me, what is done with the bench?
@Bestieboo6 2 ай бұрын
@@ddiver2200Tell u when ur older
@DumbAssPear Ай бұрын
Same here
@Bestieboo6 Ай бұрын
@@ddiver2200 ummm
@Liv_ful 7 ай бұрын
Bro I blushed so hard when she said that my outfit looked good today because today is the first day I’m wear one of my boyfriends hoodies and I love it
@thebloxburggirl5246 2 жыл бұрын
“Shelly we have to call the police. This woman is doing parkour and talking to herself. She’s going to kill us in our sleep.” Got me dying 🤣
@laylagomez3048 2 жыл бұрын
my neighbor has actually came to the door because they were concerned cuz ig while cleaning up outside they saw me doings.....stuff climbing/balancing on the fence to get to the roof to get stuff off then jumping of.........multiple times while talking to myself and laughing like a maniac ;-;
@traitor.glitches5302 Жыл бұрын
I laughed at this and my headphones are in my sister yelled at me whatever your watching isn’t even that funny :|
@Noxxy_ishere Жыл бұрын
@@laylagomez3048 i have done that once and uhm i broke my leg-
@laylagomez3048 Жыл бұрын
@@Noxxy_ishere i-ummmmm hold on I'm trying to be sympathetic........r u okay? lol anyways i did get hurt hence y i was laughing like a maniac....their was lots of blood ;-;.......anyways if u try that again i hope u land on smth to break the fall and not ur legs.
@bluey_love8594 Жыл бұрын
@@laylagomez3048 Layla many people have possobley clled the police on me multipal times while I sing Super Bass and climb like 80 foot trees... 0-0
@veronicabowen 4 ай бұрын
I love how Kris always compliments her viewers even if she might be having a bad day 😊
@L26exxus 2 ай бұрын
“Your outfit looks cute as hell today” Not me in a hippo onesie, nope not at all 😂
@user-hx8eb7yv7p 2 ай бұрын
woah your twinning with @user-rd6vf5vt9v
@Kawaii_Boke 2 ай бұрын
I get you so much cause I'm in a t shirt and underwear
@kirstyb14232 Ай бұрын
I'm in a dinosaurs onesie
@amandajay9058 Ай бұрын
Kris complimented our outfits, yet, here I sit, on the toilet, no less, in track pants, a tshirt, and slides that dont match my outfit, lol! I love me some Kris!
@Animateddemigod Жыл бұрын
The fact that i am a girl and didn’t understand a good 80% of these 😂
@dmgrosas Жыл бұрын
I don’t get them either!
@almalittle4773 Жыл бұрын
I felt out of the loop as well. 😜
@juliyacollins4418 Жыл бұрын
Your too young
@Alexandrias_adventure Жыл бұрын
Same
@Animateddemigod Жыл бұрын
@@juliyacollins4418 probably 😄
@starrnanigans6402 2 жыл бұрын
I recently learned the pillow between the knees feels so much better because it actively helps keep your hips in alignment by preventing your legs from causing any strain on them. Like if you’re laying on your left, your right leg’s weight is applying pressure to your hip, and vice versa for laying on your right. The pillow keeps your “upper” leg parallel and elevated just enough to remove that problem. Something the chiropractor taught me and it’s definitely helped!
@heyyp6511 2 жыл бұрын
oh thanks! I never actually knew that I just did it cuz it's comfy 😂
@its_me_luv6941 2 жыл бұрын
I did that w my blanket 😂
@CactusKitty42 2 жыл бұрын
The more you knoooow. Ya I'm trying this tonight.
@lisavlogss 2 жыл бұрын
ive never tried it but hey, it sounds beneficial and cmy so imma do it tn
@missydec-tawney4061 2 жыл бұрын
Cooollll
@Kawaii_Boke 2 ай бұрын
I was reading through the comments and it warms my heart so much to see men in there as well enjoying all of this
@FallBookWorm Ай бұрын
Yeah, same 🥰
@josephgofaonekgabanyane3042 10 күн бұрын
Bro fr
@user-ue6yv6gg4h 2 ай бұрын
'"And in the morning! You can propably amputate your arm... and not feel it" LMAO
@semi. Жыл бұрын
Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today” Me chilling with just shorts on: “Not really an outfit... but thanks?”
@oliviaseaver9420 Жыл бұрын
I’m wearing a tshirt from my school and a pair of pj pants
@lilacmoon3626 Жыл бұрын
It is 2:11 am for me so I’m just wearing my PJs
@StarryNightSky481 Жыл бұрын
Me with just a bra on: Um Kris?
@IDontLikeHandlesWithNumbers Жыл бұрын
That one guy fully naked: Glad you like it!
@InservioLetum Жыл бұрын
Hey some people DO look cute topless, believe it or not! I mean I certainly don't, but you might! :)
@LydiaLove49 2 жыл бұрын
"I feel so bad for the short girls now... short QUEENS!" 💖I'm crying. How can some people NOT like Kris? She literally makes life worth living
@luka-madelenskjong6623 2 жыл бұрын
IKR :DD
@poppykeller7261 2 жыл бұрын
That would be me!! I find it SERIOUSLY hard to reach ANYTHING in my house since everyone else decided to be tall. :))
@toddflanders9541 2 жыл бұрын
I used to call my little cousin (female) queen and princess and would play games where she is in charge and I was her servant
@toddflanders9541 2 жыл бұрын
I am a male by the way
@markjake7262 2 жыл бұрын
Just short people in be general. I am a man and cursed with being 5 '2"
@Khlo_Mo Ай бұрын
9:38 The way Kris says "Don't touch my phone" is just hilarious to me 😂😂
@Catsarebetterthendogs. 5 ай бұрын
Kris:your outfit looks cute as hell to day. me: covered in dog and cat hair in my pjs
@Tawny_feather101 Ай бұрын
My cats on my lap rn!!! lol she’s sleeping but she’s breathing SO LOUD 😭
@Itz_GlitchyAsh Жыл бұрын
I love that Kris includes Jay in these and makes sure he is known. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone include their editors in their videos this much :)
@camila1925 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen it frequently in Brazilian videos but it is rare to find this in other nationalities for some reason
@Dragonlord13 Жыл бұрын
markiplier does
@InservioLetum Жыл бұрын
Wait is he not just her significant other?
@Cjiscj777 Жыл бұрын
Oompaville and Tara are my favs XD
@Galiant2010 Жыл бұрын
Simon Whistler (has many channels, Biographics, Geographics, Today I Found Out, Brain Blaze, etc) is ALWAYS talking to/about his writers and editors. To the point that there's a running joke that he keeps one of them, Danny, locked in the basement churning out edits for minimal food.
@vencomaredon8150 2 жыл бұрын
as a guy who was raised by predominantly women I understood so much of this and I can't stop laughing😂😂😂 I'm sending this straight to my mom she'd love this
@isaacbrown1536 2 жыл бұрын
same
@alexbielen9195 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@zamaanraza 2 жыл бұрын
same
@critzibletherainbowknight322 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@dregan7057 2 жыл бұрын
Smae
@Samandcolbyfanzzz 3 ай бұрын
The girls in my 2nd period were (for some reason) comparing makeup supplies bc they're cheerleaders, and this dude was holding one of the girl's eyelash curlers, and she said (fake name) Girl: "Race give me the eye lash curler!" Race: "the what???" Girl: "THE SCISSORS!!!!" Race: "oohhhhhhhhh here u go" Girl: (a tad pissed) "thank you!" it was one of the funniest things i have ever witnessed.
@No_Name_Aj69 Ай бұрын
That's funny😂
@emiiiii4715 6 ай бұрын
Ok, I can't be the only one who absolutely loves Kris's voice like it's so, so perfect ESPECIALLY when she doesn't try ❤❤❤❤
@hynjinnlvsflix Жыл бұрын
“Your outfit looks cute as hell today” *Me in a literal narwhal onesie*
@randoposts420 Жыл бұрын
omg i want one so badd!!!
@roseatkins7864 Жыл бұрын
Fairy bread tee
@rangefromtblt4047 Жыл бұрын
That's probably actually really cute.
@trevorrodgers-gray2010 Жыл бұрын
cute🐟
@sipurh2o Жыл бұрын
She described it perfectly
@lisajones1438 2 жыл бұрын
12:55 "if he can't handle YOU, at your Fartest..." Quote of the day! Lol
@ChloeSiobhan Ай бұрын
Props to Kris for the “Racons” and the scene from Holy Grail 😂😂😂❤ fugg I love you!
@amymattaliano7634 4 ай бұрын
When you said the thing about rubber bands in the hair and how they used to pull, I had a flashback to a friend of mine who used to use binder clips to hold her hair back. I have no idea what happened when she pulled them out. But I have a feeling it wasn't good.
@pennyherron09 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “…i’m loving your outfit today…” Me: **Watches while in the shower**
@rkstarling8687 2 жыл бұрын
I was in pajamas 🤣
@inkylace7045 2 жыл бұрын
@@rkstarling8687 same
@AngelikaStarry 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in a bikini
@kiamari7098 2 жыл бұрын
@@rkstarling8687 sameeee
@bumblebrina 2 жыл бұрын
@@AngelikaStarry Bikini's can be cute though
@addict69420 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is the kind of person to always try to make people's day, despite if her day isn't as good as she makes ours. 😀
@orantilley 2 жыл бұрын
@@Instabruh.User.. bruh
@youaremybias2030 2 жыл бұрын
Kris sounds like the kind of person to look at a piece of crap and yell “is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer. I’m joking btw lol
@Hal_Creeper 2 жыл бұрын
Very true
@catherineperez1005 2 жыл бұрын
Omg yesss 100% I love her so much. She always makes my day with her youtube and tiktok videos
@judyjumaa1115 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: I like your outfit Me in black tanktops: Thnx👍😂
@paneth8466 5 ай бұрын
"Is there a monster under my bed?" Voice under bed: "No" "Understood."
@AlohiOpheliaR 5 ай бұрын
Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today." Me literally with a blanket on my head: atleast you approve
@Itachisgirl1996 Жыл бұрын
"If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church." With anyone of these tik toks and I got all of them the pillow between the knees has helped my hips a lot
@juliyacollins4418 Жыл бұрын
She sounds exaclty like her tho doesnt she
@Itachisgirl1996 Жыл бұрын
@@juliyacollins4418 she does which is awesome
@ngl1553 Жыл бұрын
This quote is so over used ...it's no longer funny
@Xihnic Жыл бұрын
As I man I feel the need to tell my brethren of your supernatural abilities while trying to get a rubber band out of my hair. Sorry to inform you of this tragedy, but I cannot keep it a secret
@emma-raehinson115 Жыл бұрын
@@Xihnic No one can know the truth, the ones that do must keep it to themselves or be punished by death
@starfire9450 2 жыл бұрын
Everybody's talking about Kris but can we talk about editor Jay and how his cameos just makes the videos funnier. He needs a raise XD
@DragonsHeirs 4 ай бұрын
“Your outfit looks cute today!” Me in a my melody onesie: 🥺☺️ well thank you.
@Sparrowspear 7 ай бұрын
6:34 when it comes to this, I wholeheartedly agree with that, it starts for shits and giggles then it becomes like a “ok now I gotta see when’s my birthday” then it evolves into “gotta see if it works through the memes and validation” from there 😂 I do this to see if my best friend and I will stay best friends forever ♾️
@ShadowedDemise 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: “Your outfit looks cute as hell today.” 🥰 Me: *only wearing boxers* Oh, well thank you for noticing. It’s not much. I just kinda threw it on. 🤣
@hollywilliams8908 2 жыл бұрын
@@arayaelder4092 I'm here in jogging bottoms and a shirt😂
@hayfahazzazi6656 2 жыл бұрын
i'm in pyjamas and she said that i laughed 😂😂
@mrfrogkingg 2 жыл бұрын
I'm wearing what Kris is wearing but in pink.
@hollywilliams8908 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrfrogkingg oooooo prettyy
@multifandom__mattheoriddle1438 2 жыл бұрын
@@rosesonmygrave9290 same pjs for me
@stephaniespicer6834 7 ай бұрын
"Is nothing sacred?" I am dead! 😂 AND a Monty Python clip. ❤
@_lLexa_l 19 күн бұрын
Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today." Me in a oversized shark shirt and hot pink shorts: "Thank you, I was thinking about changing my shorts."
@arohiabeywardana5415 4 ай бұрын
Kris:”Your outfit looks cute as hell today.” Me Naked:👁️👄👁️
@Strawberry_Shortcake011 3 ай бұрын
wha......
@jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "And your Outfit looks cute as hell today!" Me: wearing pajamas while wrapping myself in a blanket, this state is known as "the angle of depression" Imma get out of my comfort zone, bc you Kris made my day < 3 thank you ever so much ❤❤ (Edit): OMG THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH GUYS FOR THE 1K LIKES, I LOVE YOU LOTS 😍 ❤ 💕 💗 💖 ♥
@elisabett4841 2 жыл бұрын
omg same tho
@starzz.xx3516 2 жыл бұрын
Omg same.
@randomanimationsthe1st 2 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@cadencemoffat4277 2 жыл бұрын
me all the tme
@merryncook1457 2 жыл бұрын
I was wearing my pjs and dressing gown when she said that 😂😅
@Thatonegirl_Ella Жыл бұрын
The fact that I'm only wearing a oversized hoodie with nothing else on and Kris is like: "you're outfit is cute as hell" is just wholesome to me. Love you Kris!♥
@bdubs3563 Жыл бұрын
Ayo
@jellzie_is_a_bean Жыл бұрын
@@bdubs3563 It's comfortable-
@Buckaroni Жыл бұрын
Same❤😂
@user-oh5pp5kh9i Жыл бұрын
thats so weird so am i
@MorganMakesThings Жыл бұрын
Donald Ducking is a vastly underrated fashion choice for those who are not planning to go out.
@kimhuskey3691 14 күн бұрын
Her saying: "And your outfit looks cute as hell today!!" Me in my pj's "😩My fit is so nice😩"
@stayofthesky5472 Жыл бұрын
Kris: "WHY IS NOTHING SACRED" Also Kris: "School be lit tho"
@Fakeslimshady07 Жыл бұрын
This is the kind of stuff that needs to be taught in school
@Hi.im.me_ Жыл бұрын
XD
@askaristorm9069 Жыл бұрын
Frrrrr
@cassiraffe8939 Жыл бұрын
What does the corner of the chair mean? 😅😭
@THEMASTER10121 Жыл бұрын
😂
@R2debo_ 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kris for complementing me literally every time you film. Not a lot of KZfaqrs actually do this. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜
@daphnecharles8153 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah i feel u. I am also in pjs so yeah.
@NotSureIThink 2 жыл бұрын
wat
@ainequiney6358 2 жыл бұрын
Soo true
@erlingskeim477 2 жыл бұрын
you are so right
@staceysmith9162 2 жыл бұрын
It’s her M.O 😂
@splosionsmcgee 6 ай бұрын
dude, avacado cuts are a landmark of life.... my left thumb is still missing feeling along the outermost edge from mine!!
@TreasureBooPhoenix 8 күн бұрын
"Your outfit is cute today" me in an outfit that is literally so cute WELL WELL WELL
@richardburr4934 2 жыл бұрын
As a guy, none of this is secret nor sacred when you've grown up with a sister or cousin with no shame. A girl that's willing to put her cards on the table, enables a guy to understand a woman's point of view very early in life.
@johnwalker1058 2 жыл бұрын
I was the opposite. Some of those kinds of topics are "hush hush" in my family, so I only learned about such things in recent years thanks to the internet teaching me through memes, videos, and posts.
@omaravina7729 2 жыл бұрын
Also a boy
@nate25 2 жыл бұрын
im a boi ig... i couldn't follow most of this video
@richkarter1916 2 жыл бұрын
my whole family was girls, dad and grandpa are the only guys who i actually lived with and saw on a normal basis and dad grew up with four sisters so nothing was really secret in my family either
@allanforssberg 2 жыл бұрын
Not only girls do the toilet paper one
@Ennio444 Жыл бұрын
The paper in the toilet doesn't prevent noise, it prevents Poseidon's Kiss.
@Giratina871 Жыл бұрын
It prevents both I guess. The noise from the faucets to dampen the sound of the drop, as well as prevent the splashback
@fallen.embers Жыл бұрын
Ohh😂😂😂
@maya_gotlost Жыл бұрын
True tho
@yokaescorner Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂Poseidon's kiss, hilarious
@geekpunk5159 Жыл бұрын
those tingy splashes and the fear that mosquitos are there biting my ass
@RosieandfriendsYT 4 күн бұрын
Janet: Katrina Kris made a spicy juice hoodie Katrina:BUY IT Janet:already did Katrina: Good ... grab the spicy juice off the counter top Janet: On it! 0:48
@Goose_lover77 7 күн бұрын
"Me in my pjs" No my outfit is not beautiful😂😂
@queer.blonde9987 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that she compliments us every video, does youtube, has another job, makes videos alot, and so much more is just amazing.
@musbacintia8984 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to be VERY.CUMS.DATE youngboy is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day
@esss9 2 жыл бұрын
Plus she has tiktok and other socials
@Not_Txsunamy 2 жыл бұрын
your profile picture is amazing
@queer.blonde9987 Жыл бұрын
@@Not_Txsunamy oh thanks
@queer.blonde9987 Жыл бұрын
1k likes omigosh r u kidding me that's alotttt
@user-ek6wp2jw6v 9 ай бұрын
I am a guy, I did love this but understood very little of it. So you ladies do a very good job of hiding these little secrets.
@YourAlive_ 8 ай бұрын
Ur gentleman :) yo also lit up my day :)
@ItsAzureandAurora 8 ай бұрын
Quick question what parts did you understand I'm just curious lol
@Sascha_Oneill 7 ай бұрын
Lmao, i imagine your face trying o understand these things 😆
@CrazyKidPapaya 7 ай бұрын
@@ItsAzureandAurora I don’t understand the controller thing, AND I DONT WANT TO 😢
@ItsAzureandAurora 7 ай бұрын
@@CrazyKidPapaya It's best that you don't find out I'm ✨traumatized✨ Like most girls don't do it boys are gonna think we're so weird 😭
@Musicdemons-fv1yd 5 ай бұрын
Kris: your outfit looks cute as hell today” Me only wearing a towel: 👁👄👁
@the_notebook_artist 4 ай бұрын
..........that's me but make it a duvet
@boone716 7 ай бұрын
Hi there, one of the boys here. Definitely understood all of those. But only because I’ve been married for eleven years.
@stayclown-fb3jz 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "and your outfit looks cute as hell today!" me, who just came out of the shower wearing a towel: "...thankyou m'lady..."
@zandramagabe2187 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@5000chickens 2 жыл бұрын
literally same haha
@graynano8695 2 жыл бұрын
😂 I was watching in the 🚿 hahaha
@AJaymes91 2 жыл бұрын
The hairtie on the wrist one though! Mine leaves red marks on my wrist, instead of taking it off, I just move it up or down thus getting more marks on my wrist. My coworker saw my wrist and immediately quietly asked if I was okay, she was really concerned. I looked down at my wrist and understood, I said "Oh, yes! It's just from my hairtie!" And showed her. I appreciate her for caring though!
@nightowl2276 2 жыл бұрын
omg same once I asked my guy friend (who has a wrist 2x the size of mine) if he could just wear my hair tie for a bit to stretch it out. I now have that one plus 2 others on my wrist and I usually have 2 on me at any given time
@enitsujmortensen9394 Жыл бұрын
Awe that's so sweet! I actually am a recovering self harmer, so I get weird looks often. But that is amazing!! We love her ❤️
@Panda72021 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I always get anxious that someone will think I've been self-harming, or that someone has hurt me; when I remove a hair tie from my wrist. We're okay...we're all just tired of having our hair in our faces when we have things to do.
@Profbaatz235 5 ай бұрын
only been following your channel a few weeks by now, only found this now but its hilarious as .... thanks for the good laughs. you're making people laugh even a year later ;) greetings from good ol germany
@ilyuall 3 ай бұрын
why does this comment not have any likes?
@XxmainecoonxX 22 сағат бұрын
0:51 a good idea for the “spicy juice” would be “adult juice” bc that’s what my family used to call it when I was little 🤣
@WimpyGamerGirl 2 жыл бұрын
Something guys don't know... 90% of the time when we cancel a date saying "I feel sick" it's because we are depressed and feel ugly. The other 10% is because we are on our period (which makes us feel ugly and depressed). If we cancel for any other reason and don't make new plans within a couple days it means we're undecided about wanting to date you period.
@russtavares6855 2 жыл бұрын
And that’s my go-to, too. “Oh, you can’t do X day? Ok, YOU pick a day when you’re ok with it” …and now we’ll know if it was an excuse or a reason. Question answered.
@gastrodonenjoyer999 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you , I didn’t know that.
@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans Жыл бұрын
yeah i say that to my friend a lot whenever she asks me if i wanna facetime, my camera is always off at this point 😐😞
@alliejensen5003 Жыл бұрын
No now your telling them the secrets😢
@devonmeyer2135 Жыл бұрын
I love my girl no matter what she thinks she looks like she is beautiful
@cross172 Жыл бұрын
Women: “Men will f*** anything!” Also women: Showerheads, hot tub jets, chairs, corn, pillows, video game controllers, the road…
@Tht1Gy Жыл бұрын
“Men will f*** anything!” Myth!
@emberdragons1123 Жыл бұрын
I’m a kid/teen and I asked all my friends too. Seriously though this stuff starts at such a young age. SMH 🤦♀️. ( some of this stuff starts 2hen ur young)
@InvdrDana Жыл бұрын
Ah, so that's what all of those meant. I'm just over here being an innocent. XD
@samanthahello Жыл бұрын
@@emberdragons1123 I know! It still shocks me as a 16 year old what some people do.
@alexgibson7318 Жыл бұрын
the road just had meh dieing of laugher
@crazycooolchannel8783 7 ай бұрын
Kris: your outfit looks cute as hell today. Me: taking a $h!t
@coolvideoswithjag7988 4 ай бұрын
Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today you always lookin cute as hell” Me being 13: illegal but I’ll allow it
@crescentmooncreations7004 2 жыл бұрын
Kris always looks so pretty, but today she looks drop dead gorgeous! I spend 3 hours getting ready for a pageant and I don't look that pretty. And the fact that she takes the time and effort to compliment us every single time she sits down to film is incredible and unique. She is my one-stop therapist. She should be an inspiration for all content creators. I don't think y'all know how much time and effort she must spend on every video and script. She truly is not appreciated enough so... THANK YOU KRIS AND JAY!!! Y'all do so much for so many people and everyone should like the video, subscribe, and turn on notifications for the queen of comedy👑
@mayeczka1 2 жыл бұрын
3 hours?!?! I bet you look like a snacc as soon as you awaken from your slumber. To give you a bit more confidence you should see me before I have my morning tea/coffee.
@dcarroll888 2 жыл бұрын
DRRROOOPPP DDEEAAADDD BEAUTIFULLLL😍😍😍😍😍
@CourtneyTunbridge79 2 жыл бұрын
Well said 👏
@polaarj4064 2 жыл бұрын
simp alert
@tjena_mors115 2 жыл бұрын
Love this! We need to appreciate the queen 👑 💅
@TheKyleBrah Жыл бұрын
The "secret" use of a Shower Head to women is as "secret" as the conspicuous lotion dispenser on the man's bedside counter.
@cedricsgryfindor8637 Жыл бұрын
Ya nasty
@KatzWorldOfficial Жыл бұрын
It’s for their dry hands duh 😂😂
@Dinocakes420 Жыл бұрын
@@KatzWorldOfficial yes ofc
@KatzWorldOfficial Жыл бұрын
@@Dinocakes420 😉😇😂
@jakshzhshs3295 Жыл бұрын
What else
@drroyalbleu7021 Ай бұрын
0:07 As a farming man, I really appreciate you telling me my oil-stained work clothes look cute as hell. Thank you 😊
@Chickm_nuggies46 2 ай бұрын
Kris: "You look cute as hell today" Me: just had a meltdown over math revision
@TheDarkknight9000 Жыл бұрын
Not a woman, but I get most of these. Side note: the pillow between the legs when you sleep, helps quite a bit with knee pain.
@kalabafunga5878 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@jujuh.3491 Жыл бұрын
Yep also with back pain homie
@thatdudeluci1839 Жыл бұрын
This guy gets it!
@tabortoothtiger7580 Жыл бұрын
Like Juju said, it helps with back pain as well. It keeps your body aligned in the way it's supposed to be, therefore, keeping your spine aligned, ergo no more back pain. lol
@kermitisgodd2946 Жыл бұрын
Bro yeah everyone does it
@mathewcampbell2875 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a guy and I understood almost 100% of everything I saw, mainly because I was raised by 4 women ( mother an her 3 daugthers) and I always had a fair amount of female friends to explain these stuff to me🙂
@thespicychicken7774 2 жыл бұрын
You were taught well...
@jpkp65 2 жыл бұрын
do you sleep with a pillow between your legs too? it's so comfy even as a guy.
@happyflake4552 2 жыл бұрын
I really respect people like you who don't make a big deal or act grossed out by normal female things. Thank you
@josie3956 2 жыл бұрын
you understand the loofah thing?
@thespicychicken7774 2 жыл бұрын
@@happyflake4552 agreed, thank you ✨
@Averysommer 5 ай бұрын
“That’s all your thinking about drinking, eating, sucki*” 😭😂
@TheRandomLife-uw2ej 29 күн бұрын
NOT THE ARMPIT SEQUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My childhood trauma is creeping back at me with one single sequin. T-T
@silkwingsbluefanyay3759 Жыл бұрын
Kris:”your outfit looks cute today!” Me: “I’m a wearing sweat covered tank top and pj pants, but thank you!” It really made my day. Whenever I watch Kris’s videos, I feel 1 billion times better.
@mustspreadtheweird7172 Жыл бұрын
Grl, tank tops and sweatpants are just *chefs kiss. Rock em
@ketas Жыл бұрын
while i wear just my skin...
@so_im_tired Жыл бұрын
while i am wearing pjs that i've been wearing for the past week because i am a sick pathetic creature
@krystalirvine5171 Жыл бұрын
@@ketas Me too
@Allan_aka_RocKITEman Жыл бұрын
@@ketas >>> Yeah, I am laying here with just my eyeglasses and wristwatch...😆
@annapowell9203 2 жыл бұрын
Jay needs a raise for that "tis but a scratch" joke
@lilalakes968 2 жыл бұрын
That was a good movie
@feather5385 Жыл бұрын
Ah the holy grail, the good young days bcs i'm only 14😅😌💅 (i have the coconuts at home...)
@cool-aidmaaan3646 Жыл бұрын
I love Monty Python
@SulliaLivyn 17 күн бұрын
Kmk is literally the best! If I'm having a bad day, all I gotta do is watch her videos and I end up p*ssing myself laughing each time! 😂 Thanks for being so frikken awesome Kris x 😊💕
@lauramahaffy9601 19 күн бұрын
Kris: you're looking cute today! Me: ( wearing pajamas) oh thanks!
@Melanie-ww4yk 2 жыл бұрын
Kris is literally the best, nicest, prettiest, and funniest. She must be protected at all costs. Thank you Kris, for always brightening our day. ❤️
@erinmcarthur1844 2 жыл бұрын
I loan right!❤️😊
@kapowaiwarrior2899 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with this comment, Who wouldn't agree
@takutherat502 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@ryetea400 2 жыл бұрын
Idk. I cut myself with an avocado is a GREAT icebreaker
@musbacintia8984 2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to be VERY.CUMS.DATE youngboy is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day
@Tasonir Жыл бұрын
For the avocado scar: tell people "I once fought an avocado and lost". If they like it you can always add in "But you should have seen what happened to the avocado!" One of my best lines :)
@ryasnipes6068 Жыл бұрын
Dito... cut my left index finger. I'm stealing that line! :)
@gilaoberman9282 10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@startrekker6913 4 ай бұрын
I'm a guy and I understood most of these. Yeah not everyone will get the shower head thing 😂. Nothing is sacred these days
@NuNya.NuUh7192 3 ай бұрын
Kris: your outfit looks cute as hell today Me on my bed wearing my pjs feeling bad: ;-; you sure?
@saikizuckerberg5004 2 жыл бұрын
"Milk helps chest grow" Me, 32B who drinks only milk religiously: Something's not adding up...
@Bryonychan 2 жыл бұрын
Yoghurt’s better! Pro tip from someone who got rushed to doctors at age six because I had a ‘lump’ on my chest (one of them was growing faster than the other) and after many reassurances that I was fine and just growing prematurely, they were told to cut my yoghurt intake and I still had an A cup at age 10 and was a D cup by 12 😅 specifically chocolate yoghurt 😜
@Rosewolf29 2 жыл бұрын
Me, a 40C who doesn't drink much milk: don't worry, you ain't missin' anything but annoyance and pain when jumping or running. XD
@rachel-hx3ic 2 жыл бұрын
i love the saiki k. reference but saiki zuckerberg is really cursed and i dont ever wanna see him again
@Rosewolf29 2 жыл бұрын
@@rachel-hx3ic how so?
@pinkpeachblossom 2 жыл бұрын
me, 34G who has exclusively drank almond milk since i was in middle school: Nah this is just wrong. can I donate mine to a lady in need?
@dingleofthedongle9561 Жыл бұрын
As an incredibly straight dude, this video has me questioning my masculinity. Maybe I am just a bearded lady. *Throes hands in air*
@Corneelius Жыл бұрын
Throws* but good for you! You masculine queen!
@dingleofthedongle9561 Жыл бұрын
@@Corneelius I indeed thought no one would notice XD
@kyranli_ Жыл бұрын
fr i knew all of them
@scrpgoat Жыл бұрын
Same I understood almost all of the stuffs shown maybe because I grew up around girls but I am questioning my masculinity, moreso as I can braid hair 🥲
@dingleofthedongle9561 Жыл бұрын
@Not PC meh
@p34chy-b1rd 5 ай бұрын
Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today" Me with a Rincon Travel Plaza shirt and Spongebob sweatpants: ...Thank you? Edit: Also the bumpy roads, I like to imagine are rollercoasters-
@Animallover65478 15 күн бұрын
I am a guy, and I'm rewatching your videos lol. I always watch all your vids. Love you!
@SweetGaming 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: "And your Outfit looks cute as hell today!" Me: sitting there in a green christmas pullover with "mrs" lettering I feel pretty now! ♥
@renataestevespupo2270 2 жыл бұрын
Me in a pj😅
@agwithkg1822 Жыл бұрын
For the sequin dress one; I’m Indian and the dresses and outfits I wear to the temple and events are COVERED in gems and pointy shiny stuff, and it HURTS to get in/out of them. And they are made in such a way that makes it HURT to get in and out because the head hole is always too small or too close to the arm holes that it hurts to get ur arm in without bending ur neck back like an owl lol
@piggysnout7415 Жыл бұрын
Like I'm not indian but I can imagine ur pain and it hurts
@hellohello-ss2xn Жыл бұрын
as a fellow indian, i can agree, y those dresses got to be the itchiest things in the known universe is beyond me, even the simpler one are like that. the garments are still stunning tho
@thatoneguyjeff8555 Жыл бұрын
im not indian but i do circus and THOSE PEOPLE PUT SEQUINS ON EVERYTHING and then I have to do parkour in a sequined leotard. it is...literally scarring me
@Siya26123 Жыл бұрын
As a fellow Indian, I relate to you
@Frankie_1908 Жыл бұрын
I'm Indian and I can totally relate. Though I haven't worn Indian outfits since...Covid I think.
@gabspops 6 ай бұрын
boys will not understand our short term memory loss when it comes to days of the week me: is it friday? my bff: no it's tuesday.
@bi_horse_girl246 20 күн бұрын
Kris saying your outfit looks great was the confidence i needed (I've spent the past hour trying to decide if i actually looked good in my outfit)
@IwannatrywithKat Жыл бұрын
"Your outfit is cute." Thanks, I was born in it.
@VioletScythe987 Жыл бұрын
TMI But Tasteful!
@InservioLetum Жыл бұрын
How did you get a keyboard up in--- OHHH
@dragonspirit1926 Жыл бұрын
Wtf…ok
@bphone9903 Жыл бұрын
SAME
@fraz8170 2 жыл бұрын
for a tiktok actor who rose to fame through toddler impressions and alcoholic lesbian skits, you've really nurtured such a kind and welcoming community with the most chaotic foundations possible. love it. know that every time you compliment us in a video, a few thousand compliment you back
@foy5051 2 жыл бұрын
"alcoholic lesbian"🤔......🤯😂😂😂😂
@foopadr9076 2 жыл бұрын
cringe
@ThechapmansENA 2 жыл бұрын
well when you put it that way...wow...just wow.
@dei_licious 2 жыл бұрын
Slaps 5 Compliments 4 I don't get people who talk like this
@md1748. Жыл бұрын
@@foy5051 Janet and Katrina, her characters
@MaycieAnderson 4 ай бұрын
Kris: you look fine as h- today Me: in a shark onesie
@Watcherofeverythingg 4 ай бұрын
Guy here: Are the two chair things, the swing, the pillow while staring at the ceiling, the showerhead, and the pool jet all as dirty as I think they are?
@nautilys6960 2 жыл бұрын
“All short girls know this problem”. Me: being short and thinking it would be being used as an armrest by my “friends”
@ghost-ue5ft 2 жыл бұрын
Im that "friend"
@nautilys6960 2 жыл бұрын
@@ghost-ue5ft at least now I know my ‘friends’ aren’t the only ones who treat people like furniture lol
@christamatta4671 2 жыл бұрын
Dude I do that to my bestie all the time there is a satisfaction to it that can only be understood by someone who has done this
@shlokshetty5986 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a reverse case. I'm a 6"5 guy so i still use my bestie as an armrest.
@racoon6195 2 жыл бұрын
my dad does that and im just like ew get off me as a joke :)
@robscott583 Жыл бұрын
kris never fails to make me smile. her smile could light up a room
@user-nh3ss2bz1u 4 ай бұрын
so true
@battleaxe990 6 ай бұрын
As a guy with lots of female friends and long hair and a dirty mind I understood a lot of these😂😂
@jademia7078 15 күн бұрын
im a guy and i think i got most of this stuff and its absolutley hillarious, thank you kris!
@kashishtaneja8318 2 жыл бұрын
You can actually feel like you could be friends with her in real life. She's always soo sweet and genuinely lovley nature. Love your videos Kris 💜💜
@kallmekris 2 жыл бұрын
Awwww thanks love ❤️
@kashishtaneja8318 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm gonna cry noww 😭😭😭 whatt I actually got a reply!!
@cookietrixgacha3466 2 жыл бұрын
Yas
@aToxicFlower 2 жыл бұрын
I really wish I was her friend tbh…even tho I’m barely even a teenager I still wish it *me only having half siblings and half step-siblings be like*
@i_sleep-forever7804 2 жыл бұрын
@@aToxicFlower I have 3 half siblings and one siblings
@benjamindingman8822 2 жыл бұрын
I once lived with a girl who had really long nails more often than not, after she'd get them sometimes I would casually ask, " so... any idea why we're going through so much toilet paper?". She'd look at me as if I'd obtained some illegal information. For those of you wondering how it works, the term "toilet paper mittens" might help explain the wiping situation. :p
@mhaaddict2630 2 жыл бұрын
BWAHAHAHA i feel that-
@yes.thatjanedoe 5 ай бұрын
me: in pjs Kris: your outfit looks cute today me : wow, i put 0 effort into this
@ShellCannon-ho3fy 3 ай бұрын
As a boy I can say (In my opinion) what is something boys don't know? Literally EVERYTHING in this video! 😂
@InservioLetum Жыл бұрын
I love the little "HEAVENS NO" moment in some of these. You can actually SEE the light come on in her head.
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