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Dude, imagine Kris as a mom. She would have the best bedtime stories ever.

Kris: ”I know some of you are on your toilet right now” Me: *Sweating intensive* “How did she know?”😳

The thing that makes this video 10x better is just Kris slowly dying of wholesomeness whenever the babies are dressed up or being cute.

The way she said, if you’re on the toilet, you’re so cute😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

kris: "i don't want child!" also kris: "i'm coming to your house and i'm taking your child"

Now I see why Kris is good at playing Rile. She relates to every toddler in the video.

You would be the most fun and loving parent ever. The way your face lights up when you see cute kids ❤

Kris being both sick and looking like she's ready to rob a bank or something, she still manages to looks as stunning as ever

The dad with the hacksaw is actually pretty smart. He put the blade on backwards, facing into the saw handle, with the toilet seat trapped inside the handle as well, and is sawing away from the child.

"they're like little drunk people!" - Kris, 2021

Omg my son used to put his head down to the ground and walk like that! He literally does the weirdest things, I’m blessed 😂❤😅 I love my little weirdo

Parents with a sense of humor who laugh over getting annoyed seem to enjoy their family far more.

Kris is literally one of the most genuine KZfaqrs🥰

Hey Kris, just an FYI from a mechanic. The baby with a hacksaw scene was completely safe. The parents had the forethought to turn the blade around and adjusting INSIDE the object to be sawn. The portion of the blade facing towards the child posed no danger as that side of the blade is blunt. Hope that clears anyone's conscience

I absolutely love miniature things and babies! And I love your vids too!

“Things that are smaller than there’re supposed to be” dirty mind activated

For all those voicing hurtful messages when referring to Kris and the prospect of children, she’s here own person and can do whatever she wants. Love you Kris

The fact she posted this 5 minutes ago and it already has 3.9K views just shows how appreciated and amazing she is We love you Kris

3:46 “IM BUSY WATCHING CHILDREN” -Kris 2022

You are watching me. You said “I know some of you are on the toilet rn,” I WAS. I GOT FREAKED OUT AND I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

"Put your head up sweetie" Kris casually sounding like a concerned mother 🤗

There's nothing sweeter than the sound of a child laughing... unless it's 2 am and you live alone.

It's over 200K... Where's the child? 🤣😂🤣😂 Love u Kris ❤♥😂😂🤣🤣

"You can’t out sass the sass master" My mind: SASSMASTER OF DONCASTER

the amount of times kris has said "hey it's me!" just proves the fact that she is indeed a child on that note, love ya kris!!

Okay but if Kris has a daughter she'd win the genetic lottery, she's so beautiful 😍

“Kids are like tiny drunk people” kmk 2022 😂😂😂

Kris: I’m coming to your house and I’m taking your child. Me: Bad way to start the day lol

Honestly, Kris going into protective mom mode was the most entertaining part

Dude if/when Kris has kids, those vids are going to be beyond legendary 😂 entertainment in its most pure form

I was so shocked when she said”I now some of yall are on the toilet so are u probably “ I died right on the spot bc I was ON THE TOILET. 😭😭😭

3:24 to anyone wondering what he said, he said “hE fArTeD oN mY bAlLs” 😂😂😂😂😂

I didn’t think this video would begin with: “I’m coming to your house and taking your child… respectfully.” 😂

Kris has to be one of the most chill laidback KZfaqrs I have ever watched ❤️

Me sarcastically saying: hey Kris you want to take one of my siblings Also me: (pushes siblings down the stairs) "this is my job as a sibling"😊(walks out of the room smiling)

POV: my lazy a** in bed watching this. “That’s what you think Kris”

"Am I just and overgrown toddler?" Riley:🧍‍♀️

Hey Kris, just to let you know, a Hack Saw can have the blade reversed so when the dad was cutting his kid out of the toilet seat, the sharp part is actually facing away from the baby so there is no risk of the kid getting cut, and thats why the saw was working its way out towards the dad and not inward towards the kid. Otherwise your content is amazing and I really enjoy watching your videos ❤🤟🏻😁

Is it just me, or does Kris look like she's on the verge of tears during this whole video?

Kris:I'm busy watching children! Also kris 2seconds later thinking:don't be suspicious don't be suspicious

About the hacksaw clip, it looks to me like the father has removed the blade, slipped it through the toilet seat, reversed it and reattached it to the saw backwards. You can see it's cutting outwards, away from the child, not inward, meaning the edge of the saw blade facing the child is the smooth one. They're fine - the only thing they really risk here is getting smacked in the face by the moving handle.

Hey Kris, great video as always, funny and makes everyone in a good mood. I just wanted to clarify something though. In the toilet seat sawing clip at 11:28, the hacksaw’s blade was turned inwards and the dad was sawing from the inside out so the kid was pretty much safe. If he saw from the outside towards the kid’s face, then it would have been extremely dangerous. I hope nobody is that dumb to do that. Anyways, just wanted to point that out. Love from Mauritius. Cheers.

To quote my good friend Chicken “In the bum no babies!!” 😂🎉

Kris would be the best mom ever, her kids could never be sad because she would always cheer them up❤

Kris imitating a toddler: *places hands down* Also Kris imitating a toddler: “yA oKaYyY? I’m dead 😂

"I'm busy watching children-" **realizes how WRONG that sounds** Kris is so funny. Can't we all agree she makes our day better?

How Kris said "put your head up sweetie" sounded like a concerned mother... Kris would be a good mom

18:11 she really went “🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭” 😂

I love how it started with Kris saying "Let's see if I want kids or not." and by the end she was going "I relate to each and every single one of these." Also Kris you look cute so today too! Love from AK!

1) We really do need to accept that some people don’t want children. 2) If Kris ever have children, I’m sure she’d an amazing mom! 3) You can find babies and children adorable without wanting any yourself.

1:10 “There like little drunk people” -Kris 2022

My mom is my best friend as long as I don't piss her off and make sure she eats and has coffee lol

11:30 for reference the saw edge isn't facing towards him as he's sawing away, you can unscrew those and adjust directions, he's telling him to lift his head so he's not leaning towards his hands moving down so he doesn't punch him in the head

I just love how she reminds us how loved and amazing we are at the beginning of all her videos

3:30 “hEs bItInG oUt mY bAlLs” thats what i heard👏👏👏👏

The hack-saw guy was doing it in the most safe way he could. He installed the blade backwards and with the blade starting from the inside so that all the dangerous parts are facing outwards towards himself👍

Just wanted to say that, as a preschool teacher, using the hacksaw like that is probably safer than trying to use scissors. That plastic is thicc, and scissors are gonna flick around and maybe even hit the kids eye but the edge off the hacksaw blade that was facing the kid is blunt so even if he had throw his forhead at it damage would have been minimal. The other alternative would be to heat it and melt the plastic and that would be even more dangerous.

kris face when she say "i'm busy watching children" 😂

“He’s right on my balls” 😂😂

I love how she always says in the beginning if the vid ‘ hi im callmekris and you can call me kris’ and she always compliments us! Always makes my day ❤️

The hacksaw was actually pretty well done. If you look closely, the sharp part of the blade is pointed away from the baby so as long as the baby doesn't grab the blade and the dad uses the tool properly, the baby won't get hurt

"Put your head up sweetie" 🥺😍

I'm busy watching children! The facial expression 😂😂

Kris’s children would be the absolute funniest , most adorable, and dramatic children 😤🤣

Fast forward to Kris having kids and they're watching her do her TikTok characters, all confused. 😂

That IS you on the ground waiting for the embarrassment to pass...it never does!⏳

“He farted on my balls!” Kris: “idk what he said but that’s cute”

I love how kris complements everyone at the beginning of her vids, it never fails to make me smile 😊

OK so to convince Chris to get a kid we need to get this video up to 2 million likes

I love watching little toddlers hug each other because they always look like little aliens trying to mimic human behavior.

Love how kris is trying to convince us that she doesn’t want kids or is she convincing herself..idk 😭😭😂

3:43 you have an R2-D2 phone chime? That's the best choice i've witnessed in a long time

Kris: My favorite thing in the entire world, is things that are smaller than there supposed to be. Guys: *in tears*

Kris you’d make a fun aunt, you’d be the one getting the kids into trouble😭😭

Kris' outfit in this is just. 🥰 It's amazing. And yes you look like a fashionable robber.

11:25 It's okay Kris. They have the hacksaw blade turned away from the kid. 😁

"im busy watching children" - direct quote from kris

these quiet discord massage noises in the background made me check discord every time- 😂

This is one of the funniest videos on her channel. Others are: every single video on her channel. We all love you Kris ❤️

6:01 :c poor kid had to witness his mom getting catcalled but that's sweet that hes protective

That one baby who sounded like a baby wookie! XD

DO NOT SAW YOUR KIDS IN HALF GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

I swear kris has the best sense of humor especially when she was like “oh a bottle in my mouth while crawling on the floor that was me last night”

Can we just talk about 1, how cute her kids would be and 2, how much of an amazing parent she'd be

Comment about the whole besties with your mom thing - I'm besties with my mom but she scares the ever living shit out of me even when I've done nothing wrong, like that one could just LOOK at me wrong and I'll be doing the dishes, vacuuming, laundry, and dinner lol

"I'm busy watching children!" -Kris

yeah, my mum never believed my broken bones either, in fact, funny stories; 1. She left me outside in the snow after coming out to yell at me, not once, but twice! because her flippin' dinnerparty was more important than my pain (I had broken my leg and couldn't move. I laid there for over an hour). And 2. She insisted that I was "overreacting" and refused to take me to hospital another time, my dad finally convinced her about 3 weeks later, and x-rays confirmed that my shoulder and elbow were both broken. No wonder I'm in therapy at 37 years old, and my best buddy is my dog Nezha (a shetland sheepdog, 2 years old).

I laughed so hard when she said "they're like little drunk people, which I love" 😂 You're not wrong lmao

Bro can we just appreciate how Kris dose so much just to make us laugh

😂 the one part when the little boy said I'm down was funny

Kris literally knows how to make everyone laughh the KZfaq. It never fails to make me smile. 😆 💞

My favourite part is when she says “I’m busy watching children” then her face cracked me up 😂

I love children....but I can't eat a whole one hahahahaha love ya Special K

Her: “I’m coming to your house and taking your child” Me: I am the child 👁️ 👄 👁️

This woman is so genuine and sweet, what did we do to deserve this content?

I always love how Kris compliments everybody watching the video before starting the video- It always makes my day, even if I've had a bad day or not

No one: Not one person: Literally not one single soul: Kris: Im going to respectively steals your child

The saw blade was flipped over. The edge facing the kid was smooth.

I love how Kris always takes the time to compliment us in every video