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I love how Krid acts like she's not the most attractive, funny, spontaneous, adorable, role model that ever lived

I'm Australian, and went to London a few years ago as part of a big Euro-trip. Hearing random people's kids speaking in British accents was the cutest thing ever 🥰🥰

I love how Kris is so funny without even trying ❤😂

Being an aunt slowly convincing Kris to be a mom. 😊

This entire video was literaly just Kris talking about kids with cute accents, how she likes to hear kids swear, and making fun of kids. I'm sure you'll be a wonderful mom Kris!!!

I just love the fact that she beats up pete every video for her own humor. But like Khris can halfway adopt me anyday I'll be peaceful

Kris idk if ur gonna read this but ive been watching you for a bit since 2020 so not that long but you helped me through quarantine and your helping me now as a teen with depression you never fail to make me laugh and hour the most gorgeous human ever! Its so iconic how you can pull of literally anything and it hurts to see u doubting yourself so just so u know ur loved ❤

As a retired child-care worker who spent over thirty years with thousands of kids, this video was particularly relatable! And I think you'd be a fantastic mom whose kids would turn out fun and grateful for the wacky love and upbringing you'd provide!

I love how Kris commentary is just slightly concerning, psychotic, eerily calm organised chaos for 14 minutes straight

Kris is the best person to make you laugh when you're sad.✨

“ Today, we are going to be watching children.” That made me die. 🤣

Congratulations on being an auntie!! Send them home with a redbull and a puppy. And a dummy is a pacifier.

Oh... my... goodness. We didn't get a complement?!?! Let's complement her instead! Your kindness and truthfulness is refreshing! Thank you for what you do!

The baby with the corn is HILARIOUS.

Kris makes me so happy she’s officially my step mother

As an adopted kid myself, this made me smile. Kris would be an amazing mom to any child she adopts. That would be the luckiest kid in the world.

Had a really shitty argument just now, am crying alone in my room, and Kris just comes along and saves not only my mood but my whole day. Thank you Kris, I needed that ❤️

If I have a child, I want them to grow up exactly like you you’re pretty beautiful, kind smart, and have a sense of humor

" I'm gonna use that little rattel you got i'm just gonna bop bop" got me rolling on the floor

I love how much effort kris always puts into her intros and she is definitely the fun auntie we all want 😂

Dear Kris, I know that you may never see this but I just want to thank you. Struggling with depression is one of the hardest things I’ve gone through and I just want to thank you for making me smile through the darkest times. Watching you chases away the feeling of inadequacy and ugliness I have :)

When my brother was 5 he was playing in his cozy coop he ran into a trashcan and said"f*ck off" I started dieing of laughter

The jurrasic slap on her dragon tho 😂😂😂

Kris: 'If I laugh I'll adopt a child' Also Kris: Laughs in the first 2 minutes

I was adopted and honestly it's an incredible thing to do ^^ Whether or not you birth the child, you love them the same! I love that you've actually considered it! 🩷 Love you Kris! :]

The beginning was so beautiful 😂

I love how Kris is just like im going to teach the kid how to swear 😂

Can we all just agree that kris never fails to put a smile on our face. Her intros are amazing and so is she

The newborn baby smell triggers the same part of the brain as hunger, which is how come there's so many phrases like "so cute I'm going to eat you up". Another fun fact, wanting to pinch baby cheeks or thighs displays similarly as a 'tears of joy' where there's a negative emotion (pinching & crying) along with a positive one (baby & joy). It's a sign of great emotional balance in the person.

Lmao the intro when you were beating up Pete with T. rex hands killed me!!

"im KallmeTyrannosaurus-Rex and you can call me Tyrannosaurus-Rex" had me rolling dying 💀

7:44 Respectfully, I think your kid would have at least 10 different accents by the time they turn 5

As an adopted child who also wants to adopt children and enjoys laughing at kids, I approve of this video

Yes, a dummy is a pacifier. Love your "naauur"; very authentic.

0:16 I love the dinosaur intro where she fight the teddy

I love watching Kris’s descent into madness

Raising a kid is tough, but so rewarding. I think you'd be a fantastic momma and most DEFINITELY the coolest Auntie ever!

The beginning has told me everything in this video is going to be good 😂❤

A dummy as a pacifier, we say dummy in Australia😂😂😂

I was adopted as a newborn, love to hear people supporting adoption. There's so many kids in need of homes and mothers not being able to take care of a new baby. Adoption is a long process, but it really makes a world of difference. People need to talk about it more. I know there are so many broken and/or abusive homes and it makes me think of all the nice families that would've happily raised that child!

How I know I'm not made for fatherhood: I once convinced my 7 year old nephew that my apartment's sprinkler heads were a ghost deterrent system. He quickly realized his home didn't have any, got scared to leave, so I had to constantly remind him I was joking. Good times lol

I love kris she would be an amazing mom... Like one that has stories to tell... Very intelligent... Very badass... And down for travel

The vegan teachers gonna have a feild day with your ‘I wanna eat the babies legs’ line

6:57 yes kris as an Aussie I can confirm that a dummy is what we call a pacifier/soother

For anyone curious, the reason some of us want to "eat" babies and other cute things is because of a phenomenon called "cute aggression." Basically, we become overwhelmed by the cuteness and it's our brain's way of trying to balance things. I think it's so interesting. I researched it years ago.

G"D it , KMK breaking the record of saying GD it, the most ,within 15 seconds. 😂

The intros in her videos are always entirely unhinged and I am here for it.😂😂😂

Kris' knee did the Thanos snap and I've never felt more relatable 😂😂 love and blessings!!!

Thank you kris for being my therapist without even knowing it

12:22 WHEN HE PUT THAT FISH IN HIS MOUTH MY JAW DROPPED.

I love the little arms just stabbing Pete. 😂😂

Congrats to Kris' sister and congrats to soon to be ACTUAL Auntie Kris. May you both have a blast being a parent and being an aunt.

Thank you for complimenting us Kris! ❤ But honestly I think Kris would be a great mom! Chaotic, but she would probably be understanding.

I have some of the best stories of what kids say and do from being a preschool teacher for 10+ years. Three year olds are hilarious and vicious 😂

"A cookie a day keeps the doctor away!" But not the dentist 😂

Kris seems like the mother who let's you do ANYTHING.

Jessica sees this and NEVER leaves her bundle of joy alone with Auntie Kris . . .

That little hit on the dragon When she said welcome to Jurassic park😭😭😭😭

the dinisouar intro hiting the dragon is just it already made me laugh I'm dead

Kris, as someone who works in childcare, with babies specifically, the urge to bite the children is real XD

I love you Kris; You're fun, You're kind You're pretty You have good fashion tastes, You do good content - A lot more. You're perfect

Can we just appreciate that Kris always beats up Pete?

😂😂❤❤❤ Love you, auntie kris you are literally the mom I could only dream of having

"I'm not contributing to this Tyler." This is the new thing I'm just going to start saying to people when I don't want to do what they are doing. Thanks Kris! 😂🤟✌️

I love that kris cares for children but also laugh at the kuds when they do something dumb😂

The part where she just started slapping Pete was hilarious💀😂

Kris will definitely be that one aunt that will let you get away with anything and not tell your parents

Kris is genuinely the person to light up any bad day lol LOVE U KRIS ❤

Is it just me or can you always count on Kris to make you smile? 😊Thank you Kris 💖

That child when they wanted their pacifier,she acts just like my sister 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

omfg when Kris said "whats a dummy?" i said "its- its a pacifier" thats how you know im lonely 😭

kris's intros are getting better and better, this has gotta be one of my favorites also the fact that she has this love-hate relationship with kids, it's like my dad with my cat ("I don't like him, i just feel bad for him" he says while gently stroking him even though he gets smothered by my brothers) also i read somewhere that this girl's parents talked to her in a british accent until she was 7 because they wanted a british child so that's always an option

Kris definitely has those cool aunt vibes 😂😛❤❤❤

You are HILARIOUS 😂 also giving cool aunt vibes 💅

Halfway through this video and I'm pretty sure she has 4 or 5 "in her basket" 😂

The knee-popping bit got me just as I was about to take a drink. I felt that.

Kris is literally the happiest thing in my life rn, and I can’t wait to keep watching her life progress, no matter which way it goes

The way the kid put the duck in its mouth I'm dying.

Someone give kris an reward for that intro

Can we all appreciate kris for her compliments and her videos they make me feel so happy after a terrible day! So thank you Kris

Kris is the aunt we all want and need. ❤Love you kris!

You have to adopt seven kids because you laughed seven times

SHE SED WITH THE CORN"THATS MINE DONT TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Can I just say how much we appreciate Kim’s complements ❤️

Anyone else always feel better after watching Kris and hearing her complements❤

"I'm call me t rex and you can call me t rex"😂😂😂😂😂

You are one of the first KZfaqrs I ever watched and I am still enjoying you and I think a dummy is one of those rags with a head on it that children play with.

Kris is the person who makes people's day better by complementing them 😭❤

Dear Kallmekris, your videos never fail to brighten my day and bring a smile to my face. Your talent, creativity, and genuine passion for what you do shines through in every video you create. Not only are you incredibly talented, but you also have a heart of gold. Your kindness, authenticity, and the way you connect with your audience make you truly special. Your content has become a source of inspiration and joy for so many, including myself. Thank you for sharing your incredible talent and for being a positive presence in the KZfaq community. Keep spreading your light and making the world a better place, one video at a time. Sending you lots of love and support!

5:15 A cookie a day may keep the doctor away but it dosen’t keep the dentist away

6:19 you give the *coolest* aunt vibes!

The intro was platinum! 🤣🤣🤣 5:07 Because oatmeal cookies are of the devil….

You know it’s a good day if kris adopts a child, but nobody knows when that day will be

Honestly, Kris would be an AMAZING mother. Anyone else agree with me? Say "Aye"

It wouldn’t be a Kallmekris without assaulting Pete in some way 😂

Kris, I cannot express how much fun and joy you have brought into my life. Your comedic talent is off the charts, I have "Lost Time Syndrome" from watching your vids... and I have never seen as good a character actor as you are. You have created some of the funniest and most relatable, if dysfunctional, personalities, I have ever had the pleasure to watch. Keep it up Kris, don't let the haters get you down, they only hate because they see your talent and know they have none of their own so they try and tear others down.

Some day, Pete is going to pull a Toy Story and unleash his full savagery upon Kris.

I think it's funny how she just calmly said: "I used to fall into the toilet"