Cinematic Excrement: Episode 82 - Saving Christmas

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Cinematic Excrement

Cinematic Excrement

8 жыл бұрын

Oh Holy $#*!
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@lindaeasley4336
@lindaeasley4336 5 жыл бұрын
Kirk Cameron : Being materialistic and gluttonous is good . The Bible : Being materialistic and gluttonous is a sin
@ElFreakinCid
@ElFreakinCid 3 жыл бұрын
Well technically, the Catholic church introduced the concept of the Seven Deadly Sins, not the Bible, but the point still stands.
@jackmonaghan8477
@jackmonaghan8477 3 жыл бұрын
Kirk Cameron - A walking example of prosperity gospel if ever there was one.
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 Жыл бұрын
@@ElFreakinCid Though I am pretty sure the Bible is pretty clear that being materialistic and gluttonous is gonna be a one way ticket to the shadow realm.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын
@Ash Kitt I'm on the highway to Baator! 🎵
@yakuza01
@yakuza01 5 жыл бұрын
Kirk Cameron: "I love the fire. I love the presents. I love the decapitated heads stored in the locked fridge in my garage..... Ok, you can cut that last part in post, right guys?"
@wgjung1
@wgjung1 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting how Cameron says if you don't share his enthusiasm for Christmas then you are against it. You want to ban it, you are against him, you want to destroy Christianity, you are their enemy. He loves Christmas as much as he loves victimization and intolerance.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus..... that’s the OPPOSITE of being a good neighbour right there🤦‍♀️
@peterkrug4124
@peterkrug4124 7 ай бұрын
@@gracekim25 It's always been really funny to me how conservative Christians seem to completely miss the whole point of Jesus' message.😏
@MissGreenAgain
@MissGreenAgain 6 жыл бұрын
"Arthur's Perfect Christmas" also accurately pointed out chocolate was an Aztec food.
@MetaLord395
@MetaLord395 6 жыл бұрын
When an old kids' cartoon get the facts right and a recent live-action film (for lack of a more suitable term) doesn't, you SERIOUSLY know you done messed up.
@SiRenfield
@SiRenfield Жыл бұрын
God the only time in which I trust something with Steven Crowder more….no that is not a joke, he was a child actor before he was an alt right grifter
@gardnerhill9073
@gardnerhill9073 6 ай бұрын
That's such a great cartoon special! My sister and I love "Baxter Day," the idea of taking it easy on December 25.
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 8 жыл бұрын
If I want 80 minutes of two guys, sitting in a car, discussing things, I will stick with Midnight Screenings, thank you very much.
@ElFreakinCid
@ElFreakinCid 5 жыл бұрын
I read that in the Cinema Snob's voice
@dragonmaster613
@dragonmaster613 4 жыл бұрын
@@ElFreakinCid he's made that exact joke while reviewing this very "movie"!
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 3 жыл бұрын
I'd watch 12 Angry Men and My Dinner With Andre.
@andu1854
@andu1854 3 жыл бұрын
@@kingamoeboid3887 but those movies are good and who doesn’t like Wallace Shawn?
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 3 жыл бұрын
@@andu1854 also the same for Rear Window, Rope, most of Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf, most of Dial M For Murder and Russian Ark.
@troubledwaters7441
@troubledwaters7441 2 жыл бұрын
I can remember when Kirk Cameron was a teen heartthrob and no one knew what an absolute kook we really was....in the late 1980's, a million years ago...All the older girls LOVED him...
@SiRenfield
@SiRenfield Жыл бұрын
Granted he and his sister converted to Evangelicalism in the late 80’s and while you’re still correct on audiences not knowing the full extent even back then there were some signs, probably most well known he got into argument with the producers of Growing Pains because there was a new cast member at the time that had done Playboy and this caused A LOT of turmoil on set with not only the crew but the rest of the cast causing her to be removed.
@christhornycroft3686
@christhornycroft3686 6 ай бұрын
⁠@@SiRenfieldso his self righteous ass got someone fired from their job because they were in Playboy, probably to get themselves through college or make sure they had food to eat and a roof over their head. But the Cameron kids have never known what that’s like. They probably think she’s poor because she posed nude.
@MutaScale
@MutaScale 2 ай бұрын
​@@SiRenfieldYeah, having seen the pre-convert episodes and the post-convert ones is a fucking trip. Why is it some people can be Christian and be a perfectly normal person without being a asshole (like Alice Cooper for example)... then you got cunts like Kirk who use the Bible as an excuse to be fucking assholes? XD
@elizabetheowynbelle
@elizabetheowynbelle 3 жыл бұрын
0:52 Co-starring Kirk Cameron's sister Bridget and her "This service is UNACCEPTABLE!" hair.
@hemmingwayfan
@hemmingwayfan 8 жыл бұрын
"...And I love the fudge!" And I bet you pack it yourself, don't you Kirk.
@robotrix
@robotrix 2 жыл бұрын
Hey....reliable sources say that you can run into Kirk in the bushes of Griffith Park as he looks for anonymous gay encounters
@cannibalbunnygirl
@cannibalbunnygirl 2 жыл бұрын
Belated lol
@bossyheifer
@bossyheifer 7 жыл бұрын
"Everything about this is wrong" Excellent summary.
@standoughope
@standoughope 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't officially think "wtf?" until you mentioned that Kirk thinks that Buddhism and Star Wars are connected. I want his drug dealer's phone number.
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 2 жыл бұрын
"So remember, kids, Jesus was the first Christmas tree ornament, God loves greed and gluttony, and if anyone ever disagrees with you, smack him in the face. Amen." Dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 Жыл бұрын
That's basically the opposite of what the Bible seems to say. I dunno what's in Kirk's hot cocoa but I want some of that.
@Stonecutter334
@Stonecutter334 7 ай бұрын
@@ashkitt7719do you? Stay the hell away from it!!
@peterkrug4124
@peterkrug4124 7 ай бұрын
@@Stonecutter334 Friends don't let friends drink Coco laced with mind-altering substances.
@robinmarkwalker6842
@robinmarkwalker6842 8 жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I find this movie insulting
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 8 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@Simmons8519
@Simmons8519 8 жыл бұрын
You should.
@jasoncase9481
@jasoncase9481 7 жыл бұрын
Robin Mark Walker Yes there are Christian movies that are great or good but this isn't in that category.
@godzilla964
@godzilla964 6 жыл бұрын
This movie is actually promoting a doctrine called "Prosperity Gospel". This ideology basically celebrates excess instead of faith.
@Cellmate412162
@Cellmate412162 5 жыл бұрын
Robin Mark Walker I’m Christian too, & I know an even worse Christian movie... That dishonor goes to the brutally offensive I’m Not Ashamed, which I rate as the worst Christian movie I’ve ever seen. It went as far as to warping the events of the Columbine Massacre into a fictional Christian propaganda flick. And the main character, who is the late Rachael Joy Scott, was falsely portrayed as a self entitled, melodramatic, & unlikeable twat, who also wrongfully framed as a “martyr for Christ.” Oh, & they have fictional characters in the film, probably to keep any viewer from knowing the real people who knew Rachael for how she was. That movie is so infuriating, I really feel like driving a cross into the filmmakers’ skulls!
@russellhunter363
@russellhunter363 2 жыл бұрын
Kirk: Don’t give into the complaint about materialism at Christmas. KZfaq: Shows ad about hungry children right after he says that
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 Жыл бұрын
Also of course the antagonist is someone who suggests we build wells and help the poor in general with money otherwise spent on ourselves during the Holidays.
@TheHeroOfTomorrow
@TheHeroOfTomorrow 8 жыл бұрын
Hey, better Christian White than Christian Grey...
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 8 жыл бұрын
Boy, can't wait for Fifty Shades of White. Probably funnier than Fifty Shades of Black.
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 8 жыл бұрын
Just avoid the 50 Shades of Brown...I hear it's crap
@therealvhsandcdbrony2000
@therealvhsandcdbrony2000 8 жыл бұрын
I Don't Know, I Heard A Lot Worse Things About 50 Shades Of Green.
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 7 жыл бұрын
***** Communism was just a red herring.
@ThatRandomEncounterGuy
@ThatRandomEncounterGuy 5 жыл бұрын
Then what’s the problem with Christian Black? He’s an asshole but at least he’s being honest and upfront about it. (I don’t know if there is a Christian Black; I wanted to just keep going with this gag)
@davidozab2753
@davidozab2753 6 жыл бұрын
St. Nicholas was a bishop. And if he were here today he would punch Kirk Cameron in the face. But then again, who wouldn't?
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын
I’d probably rage at him with punches too😅
@Azazreal
@Azazreal 3 жыл бұрын
''You are an idiot! Ow'' I chuckled hard at that
@silverclawedwolf
@silverclawedwolf 8 жыл бұрын
Remember back in the good old days when Christians had good movies? Pepridge Farm Remembers. If you will all excuse me im going to go watch Prince of Egypt, maybe the original Ben Hur too to wash out my palate after listening to Cameron's madness.
@supermariofan03
@supermariofan03 7 жыл бұрын
silverclawedwolf Well you can thank Mel Gibson for Hacksaw Ridge.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 жыл бұрын
You must bè hardcore to do a Christian kolossal marathon.
@dianaberlin4767
@dianaberlin4767 4 жыл бұрын
I mean Ben Hur. I'm no Christian and I hated what Charlton Heston was standing for BUT I love this movie. It's just fantastic
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 2 жыл бұрын
@@dianaberlin4767 also Ten Commandments.
@sweesbees
@sweesbees 2 жыл бұрын
8:08 frankincense and myrrh aren't spices, kirk. they're both types of resin used in perfumes and incense.
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 8 жыл бұрын
Kirk even claimed the movie's backlash was driven strictly by atheists and other haters of religion. Mr. Cameron, as a fellow Christian, I feel it is my duty to tell you that your movie is even being scorned by us Christians, as well. Just like Alex Proyas and his movie "Gods of Egypt", you and your movie are not receiving such negativity because we have some kind of peculiar agenda or anything against you and the film; we're conveying our hate because it's a movie that was not done VERY WELL.
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71
@tyrantgregcagkaiju71 8 жыл бұрын
And I'm super stoked for your review of FANT4STIC 👍!
@tomwaterwitch
@tomwaterwitch 8 жыл бұрын
Which is something since it wasn't the Atheists toes he was stepping on! As a Pagan I was rolling my eyes at what he said. The Winter Solstice was created by Pagans as they noted of when the shortest and coldest days of the year happened. By the way, I know a Druid and he would be rolling in the dough if he had the patient of Cocoa.
@tomwaterwitch
@tomwaterwitch 7 жыл бұрын
Of course idiot Cameron didn't realize those were the toes he stepped on!
@nachgeben
@nachgeben 5 жыл бұрын
tomwaterwitch He legit just ignores that God tirades against Christmas trees, although they'd've been Yule trees back then, along with wreaths and other various decorations Christians hail as a way to worship Jesus. I'm also a Christian, btw. I'm fully for the pagans who are now screaming 'cultural appropriation'. Because my immediate family and I don't celebrate Christmas, our other Christian relatives had the audacity to accuse us of being in a cult. e.e
@dylankaiser5546
@dylankaiser5546 5 жыл бұрын
Tyrant Gregcag I’d imagine Christians would hate this movie the most for how it portrays religious beliefs
@daveyjones5702
@daveyjones5702 7 жыл бұрын
as for hot chocolate, how about this delicious piece of ironic trivia: the original cacahuatl drink of the azteks actually also contained large quantities of hallucinogenic mushrooms known as tropharia cubensis aka magic mushrooms.
@daveyjones5702
@daveyjones5702 7 жыл бұрын
i dunno about hallucinogenic, but cacao definitely has psychoactive properties. even at normal doses, if you pay attention, you can notice a distinct euphoric effect. prolly has a lot to do with chocolate being so popular among the heartbroken. also i have tried the aztek brew myself and noticed the effect of the mushrooms was intensified by the cacao.
@davidozab2753
@davidozab2753 5 жыл бұрын
And now we know what's in Kirk's hot chocolate.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 4 жыл бұрын
Some hot cocoa drinks also contains large amount of nutmeg... 😏
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 4 жыл бұрын
Which means it doesn't belong to Christianity, it belongs to... The Mushroom Kingdom!
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 жыл бұрын
Duuuude. This hot chocolate is giving me such a rush maaan.
@kaylat6060
@kaylat6060 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian and I find this movie to be pretty much one of the most offensive and ignorant movies I've ever heard of. I think if I ever attempted to watch it, I might end up trying to bash my brains out with the remote like when I watched The Last Airbender.
@EpicB
@EpicB 6 жыл бұрын
Kayla T I think Christmas needs to be saved from Kirk Cameron.
@tylerskiss
@tylerskiss 8 жыл бұрын
So the answer to what does KC put in his hot chocolate? Nothing. Not even hot cocoa! The cup is empty! You can see it in certain shots!
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 4 жыл бұрын
Yup, it's air. Just like in his skull! (Yeah, can't stand the guy)😑
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark Жыл бұрын
That’s okay, because God invented empty cups.
@tylerfish2701
@tylerfish2701 7 ай бұрын
"YOU ARE AN IDIOT! Ow." is one of your best jokes in your reviews. I just loved the delivery of it.
@CatalinaAquarium
@CatalinaAquarium 6 жыл бұрын
"I love the fudge" - Kirk Cameron, 2014
@casavigilance
@casavigilance 3 жыл бұрын
This man is one of the best movie commentators of youtube . Very funny and informative
@kali3665
@kali3665 4 жыл бұрын
Hundreds of crosses? As Christmas trees? Yeah. Somehow, I think seeing the Pythons hung on Christmas trees singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" would be ... even stranger than the original version....
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark Жыл бұрын
And that just makes me think of CE’s 2nd look at this “movie”. “Trees are made of wood… and crosses are made of wood… and if Jesus weighs the same as a duck, then that means HE’S made of wood, and therefore he’s the last Jedi.”
@ih8kit
@ih8kit 2 жыл бұрын
3:55 Did Kirk Cameron actually think that nobody would notice the mug he is holding (and "drinks" out of) is empty? God only knows!
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 7 ай бұрын
Kirk Cameron is a delusional egomaniac who thinks his way is the right way and won’t shut up about it.
@gray2juan
@gray2juan 3 жыл бұрын
“Wait did he say straight power?”... 😂😂😂
@BeatchBall
@BeatchBall 8 жыл бұрын
You'd think, as a Christian, I'd jump to this movie's defence. But if anything, I just feel insulted.
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 8 жыл бұрын
I've noticed in the comment section that many people here say that they're Christians and that they think the movie and/or Kirk Cameron is stupid. So you're not alone.
@GiantPurpleCat
@GiantPurpleCat 8 жыл бұрын
I would let this movie get torn apart too. It's movies like this that make us Christians look like crazies to other people.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 6 жыл бұрын
BeatchBall there’s nothing to defend here
@patoren3gou653
@patoren3gou653 3 жыл бұрын
Literally no Christian wants to jump to this movies defense
@DemonicRemption
@DemonicRemption 3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperMarkerComicBro I'm four years late, but you're darn right he's not alone. I saw SayGoodNightKevin's review of this, and had to watch it in intervals. Like how does anyone screw up a "Saving Christmas" movie this badly?
@DrShaym
@DrShaym 8 жыл бұрын
"Infuse old symbols with new meaning." The Apostle Peter says scripture is not open to interpretation in 2 Peter 1:19-21.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 6 жыл бұрын
Dr Shaym um ok😅
@nachgeben
@nachgeben 5 жыл бұрын
Gracekim1 He's not wrong. If Kirk Cameron wants to be an asswipe and ignore fundamental parts of the Bible, such as where God specifically condemns trees dressed in ribbons and tinsel for materialistic holidays of pagan faiths, then he is subject to Peter. Meanwhile, the logical Christians will remember the guy Peter was famous because of saying to ask questions of everything, including Him and God.
@dragonmaster613
@dragonmaster613 4 жыл бұрын
"How do we know we are wise and the Word of the Lord is with us? Lo! The lying pen of the Scribes hath made it into a lie!" Jeremiah 8:8
@mnirwin5112
@mnirwin5112 3 жыл бұрын
So? Is there any particular reason I should care what Peter said?
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын
@@nachgeben yeah still confused even know
@jacobbelow4136
@jacobbelow4136 8 жыл бұрын
I think the reason the cover for the DVD case looks so boring is because whoever designed the poster was just ashamed of this movie's outcome and wanted his/her name to be completely isolated from it. Then again, what kind of outcome CAN you expect from a Kirk Cameron movie?
@Mariodash23
@Mariodash23 8 жыл бұрын
The mad coke ravings of a religious dumbshit.
@JimK2112
@JimK2112 8 жыл бұрын
I think the Whos from "The Grinch" appreciate Christmas less than Kirk Cameron.....
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 8 жыл бұрын
No...that's not true...that's impossible!!!!!!
@TheHannahcast
@TheHannahcast 8 жыл бұрын
+Sting SniperScope I see what you did there. XD
@elsamaria2999
@elsamaria2999 8 жыл бұрын
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 8 жыл бұрын
Elsa Maria (Leaps Down Maintenance Shaft)
@kornfreak05
@kornfreak05 8 жыл бұрын
+Elsa Maria good, let the hate flow though you.
@gageperuti5519
@gageperuti5519 6 жыл бұрын
So not only is this an awful Christmas special, it takes a big, steaming dump on the message of one of the best Christmas specials, A Charlie Brown Christmas. That's just shameful.
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 3 жыл бұрын
What do you expect? This A-hole thinks the Earth is only 6000 years old, evolution is false because something like the crocoduck doesn't exist, and willingly works with Ray Comfort.
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperSwordman1 I learned about the Earth's age when I was 11 on a school excursion.
@gageperuti5519
@gageperuti5519 3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperSwordman1 Wow, what a twat. Side note, who's Ray Comfort? Edit: never mind, I just looked him up. I wish I hadn't.
@SuperSwordman1
@SuperSwordman1 3 жыл бұрын
@@gageperuti5519 we've all been there
@bryedtan
@bryedtan 2 жыл бұрын
Why is a Children's cartoon based on a Comic strip more pious and had a real spiritual message than this so called Christian film.
@godzilla964
@godzilla964 7 жыл бұрын
If I convert to Christianity, I'm teaching my kids about doubt. Doubt is what keeps you a human being.
@M85619
@M85619 6 жыл бұрын
skepticism
@godzilla964
@godzilla964 6 жыл бұрын
Rae J If you have doubts, why are you offended? I just think that having doubt is a way to help you compromise what you think to what others think.
@godzilla964
@godzilla964 6 жыл бұрын
Rae J Ok, thanks.
@godzilla964
@godzilla964 6 жыл бұрын
Rae J No I'm not mad, I was just trying to learn something.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 6 жыл бұрын
Ryan exactly
@SuperMarkerComicBro
@SuperMarkerComicBro 8 жыл бұрын
Two Christmas movie reviews in one day? First Bobsheaux, now Smeghead? Merry Christmas to me!
@bradwolf07
@bradwolf07 8 жыл бұрын
The Last Airbender has a higher rating on IMDB? Ouch
@leileyaravencroft
@leileyaravencroft 8 жыл бұрын
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas is an in-depth look into the man's psyche and just how batshit insane he is. I highly recommend it for the laughs.
@ccateni28
@ccateni28 7 жыл бұрын
alright! Who wants to teach me how to frame a shot?
@user-sg4rn8nb5h
@user-sg4rn8nb5h 8 жыл бұрын
that ending currently holds the record for whitest thing I have ever seen in my life
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын
White people: Making America lame since 1492.
@Godzilla-tu2cd
@Godzilla-tu2cd 8 жыл бұрын
yey Christmas in july thanks smeghead that's awesome
@juhaniaho6698
@juhaniaho6698 5 жыл бұрын
5:56-6:05 Damn, not since every Chris Tucker performance ever have I seen such...Chris Tucker-ing.
@das81
@das81 8 жыл бұрын
I literally cringed when he spoke about arrianism. Mr Cameron was technically speaking in favour of inquisition. Yeah I know the inquisition became a thing around the XIII century, but arrianism's persecution left a precedent.
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 4 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fKeonsaB1LK9k4U.html
@das81
@das81 4 жыл бұрын
@@autobotstarscream765 Lol, come on...
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand
@juanausensi499
@juanausensi499 11 ай бұрын
@@gracekim25 Kirk thinks that, when two people are debating about theological concepts, and one of them run out of arguments, punching the opponent's face is a acceptable course of action. From that to inquisition is just a question of grade.
@jlwiseguy
@jlwiseguy 5 жыл бұрын
Christmas is a pagan holiday, there is literally more about Hanukkah in the Christian Bible than Christmas.
@llewelynshingler2173
@llewelynshingler2173 4 жыл бұрын
Because Jesus isn't born for most of Bible's length. And when the Bible finishes, Christianity is a relatively small movement. Christmas was began by an early Church Council.
@tonykoslowski5010
@tonykoslowski5010 8 жыл бұрын
If you're willing to accept suggestions, I'd suggest reviewing United Passions. That movie has a 1% on Metacritic and a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. It also is the worst grossing film in American history since it grossed only $918 in North America and the movie had a budget of around 25-32 million dollars. It is about the creation of FIFA (who funded 90% of this movie) and it was released around the time of the FIFA corruption case. I'd love to hear you talk about that movie.
@Betta66
@Betta66 5 жыл бұрын
Producer 1: "Hey, what actor should we get to play Sepp Blatter? Since FIFA officials have a reputation for bribery and corruption, it should ideally be someone who can make him seem trustworthy." Producer 2: "How about the guy who played Mr. Orange in Reservoir Dogs?" Producer 1: "Perfect!"
@Dreigonix
@Dreigonix 4 жыл бұрын
“Who makes a sports movie where the executives are the good guys?!” -John Oliver
@patoren3gou653
@patoren3gou653 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dreigonix who makes a movie where the executives are the good guys
@bryedtan
@bryedtan 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah review that one OMG now that was dozy of a film.
@andu1854
@andu1854 Жыл бұрын
Jon Oliver did a segment about FIFA and he mocked this movie
@DrZuluGaming
@DrZuluGaming 6 жыл бұрын
Because of his apparance and his last name being White, I think Christian might be Walter's loser cousin.
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 2 жыл бұрын
"I am the one who prays."
@EYTPS
@EYTPS 7 жыл бұрын
At least this movie has much better dancing then Left Behind.
@MadameSomnambule
@MadameSomnambule 4 жыл бұрын
It's like they tried to combine the premises of A Christmas Carol and The Grinch. And the result is nothing short of stupid.
@MetaLord395
@MetaLord395 8 жыл бұрын
I knew you would do Saving Christmas eventually! And I'm certain that Fant4stic is the next review. ;)
@frankm.2850
@frankm.2850 9 ай бұрын
We don’t have a problem with secularized Christmas, Kirk. We have a problem with your religion.
@lurchlogan
@lurchlogan 4 жыл бұрын
"I Love the Fire,I Love the Presents... I Love the Stalkings"!! - Kirk Cameron
@nathaniellevesque2782
@nathaniellevesque2782 7 жыл бұрын
13:42 I'm pretty sure that's Mel Gibson's motto for film making.
@jamesmoseley5428
@jamesmoseley5428 7 жыл бұрын
God. Couldn't you have taken Kirk Cameron instead of Carrie Fisher? I know he's a delusional douche, but Rian johnson really needed Carrie. We can't use in Kirk Cameron in Star Wars. Jar Jar Binks no longer exists in that universe.
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video 8 жыл бұрын
Finally, he is gonna review Fant4stic! I have been waiting a long time for this!
@katrinahood
@katrinahood 7 жыл бұрын
11:14 I'm willing to assume that your little "ow" was not scripted.
@bladersmosh
@bladersmosh 8 жыл бұрын
I heard the stories about this movie and watched IHE review of it but I never expected it to be that bad. I'm a Christian and I feel outright insulted. If we were still in the olden days, Kirk Cameron should have been burned at the stake. Also, how is The Last Airbender not on the IMDB bottom 100?
@Leondero1
@Leondero1 8 жыл бұрын
Actually, the Nicolas legend is a real legend. We talked about at my college historic Christian belief class. Arianism was declared heresy after given serious and deliberate thought. I won't go into details now, but this legend has been held for a long time and wasn't invented by Cameron.
@SeasideDetective2
@SeasideDetective2 3 жыл бұрын
If I were a Kirk Cameron fan, I'd sue his ass for tricking me into seeing this movie with that phony poster of him being the Schwarzenegger of Christmas or something.
@gamestation2690
@gamestation2690 8 жыл бұрын
Fant4stic is next! Yahoo!!
@PenguinDT
@PenguinDT 8 жыл бұрын
Or the Roger Corman version perhaps?
@TheHannahcast
@TheHannahcast 8 жыл бұрын
+Penguin DT I don't care what anybody says, the Corman version is BY FAR the worst Fantastic Four movie ever.
@PenguinDT
@PenguinDT 8 жыл бұрын
Christian Tyler Hannah I've still yet to see Fant4stic, so for me the jury is till out
@SSecularScholar
@SSecularScholar 8 жыл бұрын
Are you sure? It could be the previous major attempts or the Corwin version. I do agree that Fant4stic is the likely candidate, but with a target rich environment, can we be sure which one will it be?
@TheHannahcast
@TheHannahcast 8 жыл бұрын
+SSecularScholar I actually like Fant4stic.
@JustinCoasters
@JustinCoasters 8 жыл бұрын
Please review the Atlas Shrugged Trilogy. It makes Twilight look like Lord Of the Rings.
@Oonagh72
@Oonagh72 5 жыл бұрын
You didn’t point out all of the flammable paper in front of the fire. All I could think about.
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 4 жыл бұрын
Kirk _did_ say he loves the fire... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jsmYqqhq37zInqs.html
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын
@@autobotstarscream765 he’s mad
@galeforce3192
@galeforce3192 Жыл бұрын
Coming back to watch this review after watching the "2nd Look." Still as good as it was before, XD. People say that this film is good riffing material during the holidays, and I agree. One thing I'd like to add, though, is that film students should add this to their list of films to watch in order to learn what _not_ to do while making a film. They should not wait until the holidays to watch this. This is education material that's too good to pass up.
@nicholastosoni707
@nicholastosoni707 5 жыл бұрын
Wooow. Saving Christmas is going for a whopping $8.99 on Google Video. I wouldn't even pay eight _cents._
@CaptainColdyron222
@CaptainColdyron222 3 жыл бұрын
The Iron Maiden poster on the wall behind you is more entertaining than this entire movie. I’m really into bad movies and bought this to watch at our monthly bad movie night. My friends really wanted to choke me after this. It’s not even a “so bad it’s good” kind of movie. It’s actively painful to sit through.
@tomhur1
@tomhur1 8 жыл бұрын
YES!!! I've been waiting for a Fan4stic review for a long time!
@soldierboy04262007
@soldierboy04262007 8 жыл бұрын
Ok I'll say it. I'm a Christian and this is a load of crap. All of Kirk Cameron's stories were completely wrong. Jesus was not born on Dec 25, but we celebrate it then because a Roman emperor wanted to unite pagans and Christians by placing Christmas adjacent to the Winter Solstice festival. Santa is very loosely based off a Saint Nicholas who lived in Scandinavia nearly a thousand after Jesus' death. The presents are supposed to represent the gifts that the magi gave when they visited Jesus almost two years after his birth. Nearly all of Christmas traditions are borrowed from other religions. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a Grinch. I love Christmas and I celebrate it because I'm remembering the birth of Jesus even if He wasn't born exactly on the day. But, Christian White(it's still a stupid name) is right in the beginning. We should focus more on Jesus' birth and the impact it has for the Christian faith, rather than going into debt over a bunch of traditions.
@andrewollmann304
@andrewollmann304 5 жыл бұрын
David Havener I’m sorry....but I think you have your facts mixed up. Santa Claus is based on St. Nicholas of Myra, who lived in Asia Minor (what is now Turkey). The personality of Santa we know is largely based on him (St. Nicholas is the patron of children) The name Santa Claus is believed to be a corruption of the Dutch “Sinterklaas” (St. Nicholas). However, you’re right when you say that Santa was based on something Scandinavian, the god Odin. Like Santa, Odin is pictured as having a long beard, an eight-legged horse (where we get the eight reindeer), and heknows everything that is happening in the world.
@Ruinwyn
@Ruinwyn 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewollmann304 the modern santa tradition is partly based on Skandinavian tomte (often translated as elf) stories. As well as Yule Buck (literal translation of Finnish name for Santa). Santa is very much an amalgamation of multiple traditions just like rest of Christmas. Pretty much every culture has some kind of celebration around winter solstace so all the fun ones have been gathered into one big celebration.
@patoren3gou653
@patoren3gou653 3 жыл бұрын
Not to be that guy but aren't you subscribed to PragerU
@gmanz8487
@gmanz8487 3 жыл бұрын
The fact about whether or not was Jesus on Dec. 25 is pretty debatable to many Christians.
@mihaitha
@mihaitha 4 жыл бұрын
Standing in the presence of Ray "the banana proves God" Comfort for too long will do that to you.
@The3ninjakids
@The3ninjakids 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reviewing this. I really wanted to see your take on this ever since the film was released. I bought the DVD just this past winter at Walmart, because I just had to, due to its reputation.
@AlexBabbage
@AlexBabbage 5 жыл бұрын
My family actually did have a Christmas in July one year when my mom found out that my brothers then girlfriend, now fiance, had never seen A Christmas Story.
@bladersmosh
@bladersmosh 8 жыл бұрын
Additional, here's the usual list of future ideal reviews for you Sean. 1. Green Lantern 2. The Golden Compass 3. The Lone Ranger 2013 4. John Carter 5. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation 6. Batman V Superman 7. The Wild 8. Disaster Movie 9. Star Trek V or Nemesis What do you think Sean. Reply back or like the comment if you agree.
@glentalbot9166
@glentalbot9166 8 жыл бұрын
Batman V. Superman absolutely.
@jetray96
@jetray96 8 жыл бұрын
+Glen Talbot I think he needs to tackle Man of Steel first
@crazydude476813
@crazydude476813 8 жыл бұрын
+Glen Talbot I actually saw the ultimate edition (didn't watch the theatrical release) and didn't think the movie was that bad, sure there were a few weird moments (MARTHAAA) but overall I kind of enjoyed the movie haha
@wahteklim3688
@wahteklim3688 8 жыл бұрын
Speed 2, Die hard 5, or any Steven Seagal movies except Under Siege
@Cthulu1985
@Cthulu1985 8 жыл бұрын
He already did tackle MoS, kind of. In his Superman IV review Sean says what he thinks of it before starting the review proper. Considering his thoughts on the matter, there's no need or material enough to warrant a full review, but maybe i'm wrong.
@shellbacksclub
@shellbacksclub 7 жыл бұрын
really glad I came across this channel. Great work! subscribed!🐢
@nicholastosoni707
@nicholastosoni707 5 жыл бұрын
@12:00 or so: "This Christmas...Alan Moore SERIOUSLY Doesn't Take Shit From Anyone."
@imaadshahrukh4829
@imaadshahrukh4829 5 жыл бұрын
Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas makes The Arrivals documentary look sane.
@lakituscamera1508
@lakituscamera1508 8 жыл бұрын
Great to finally get this review and to know that Fant4stic is next month!
@cityhawk
@cityhawk 4 жыл бұрын
If Candice thought it was a good idea not to be in this movie, you don’t need to have any taste to tell you what that means.
@MedicineMundy
@MedicineMundy 8 жыл бұрын
Woo! And That's how you review a Kirk Cameron movie!
@bladersmosh
@bladersmosh 8 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, I knew you'd eventually reach Fantastic Four 2015 (Fant4stic). Are you going to mention about the Josh Trank Twitter incident? I was hoping you to review Green Lantern soon but I guess that'll have to wait. Please review it soon, it deserves an ass kicking from a great reviewer like you. Many of your fans and DC fan alike would agree. Good luck Sean and when the day comes, It's clobbering time!
@quadropheniaguy9811
@quadropheniaguy9811 2 жыл бұрын
As a high functioning member of the species Homo sapiens... I too find this movie insulting.😂
@umachan9286
@umachan9286 5 жыл бұрын
Kirk's reaction to this movie being panned was actually the funniest thing about the whole debacle. In asking his followers to go and vote the movie positively even if they haven't seen the movie doesn't make it any better than those that voted it down without seeing it.
@lauradietrich9424
@lauradietrich9424 5 жыл бұрын
That's because Kirk Cameron is a whiny, thin-skinned little man-baby who can't handle completely justified and legitimate criticism against his crappy movie. Here's the thing: critics are not powerful, audiences are. Plenty of poorly-received films can still succeed if audiences want to see them badly enough. Hell, "The Greatest Showman" didn't get the best reviews, but it did fantastically at the box office. The fact that Cameron demanded his followers vote "Saving Christmas" up on Rotten Tomatoes shows that he either doesn't have as much faith in his product as he likes to let on, or that he doesn't respect others' right (their natural and God-given right, I might add) to disagree with him and not like him or his stuff. It's a disgusting attitude, and a blatant disregard for other people's opinions. Dear God, I don't think Tommy Wiseau was this shameless.
@umachan9286
@umachan9286 5 жыл бұрын
@@lauradietrich9424 Oh no, Tommy Wiseau was just as shameless but he caught onto the fact that the negative press was getting people to see the movie and he got on board with it. Kirk on the other hand it way too proud of himself because he can't stand the idea of people laughing at him. He's got no sense of irony and his actions afterwards prove this.
@elizabetheowynbelle
@elizabetheowynbelle 5 жыл бұрын
True.
@Targisvear
@Targisvear 5 жыл бұрын
"I like Fat Geese." Kirk Cameron, 2014.
@dma69nyc
@dma69nyc 4 жыл бұрын
This was the video that introduced me to your channel. Two Christmases ago, I was looking for a review of Saving Christmas that ripped it to shreds. I thought Nostalgia Critic would take a shot, but nope, no review. And I can't stomach Cinema Snob (sorry to those that love him). And don't get me started on IHE. So I gave Smeghead a shot and been hooked ever since.
@gracekim25
@gracekim25 3 жыл бұрын
Ok....😅 what? That sounds quite rude
@dma69nyc
@dma69nyc 3 жыл бұрын
@@gracekim25 WTF are you talking about? It's a compliment. What was rude about it?
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 5 жыл бұрын
Hello Christian White I'm New Year's Black.
@patoren3gou653
@patoren3gou653 3 жыл бұрын
Mormon black makes more sense
@Iruparazzo
@Iruparazzo 3 жыл бұрын
i can't believe I forgot about the crocoduck thing, after all these years
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 5 жыл бұрын
You should review Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 4 жыл бұрын
You were in my Suggested Vids. Second one viewed. Subbed.
@richardmorgan1588
@richardmorgan1588 4 жыл бұрын
Okay it’s official. This is best comedy channel on the internet! Move over Dusty Smith!
@Happymali10
@Happymali10 2 жыл бұрын
4:45 Confession time: Had a lengthy shoot in a crammed apartment once, and after like 7+ hours with no breaks my camerawork got a bit...sway-y on some shots too. There just wasn't any space for a tripod.
@xgray2012
@xgray2012 6 жыл бұрын
I hope his sister, Candace is a lot more saner than Kirk in real-life.
@helensearle1896
@helensearle1896 6 жыл бұрын
Afraid not. AFAIK she's not as bad as him (that would be very difficult) but she's not a lot better.
@laurallewien2165
@laurallewien2165 Жыл бұрын
Nope another Cameron nut job!
@xgray2012
@xgray2012 8 жыл бұрын
Yep....Kirk Cameron is officially a basket-case!!!
@momolovesmina
@momolovesmina 7 жыл бұрын
You could possibly be so great for the part of roger from american dad.
@jamesmoseley5428
@jamesmoseley5428 7 жыл бұрын
St. nicholas of Myra is known for throwing stockings of cash into widow's windows, not for assault and battery. I'm not Christian, but I'm Greek and we've heard the legend fifteen fucking thousand times. yeah he didn't like Arianism and the legend goes that the two guys had a heated argument that led to some blows.But st. Nicholas wasn't a psychotic homeless man that beat Arias to death. Hey, (i don't care what religion you are) when you're Greek and some dude gets in your face, shit's going down.
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 8 жыл бұрын
And a Merry Christmasinjuly to you as well.
@BriGuyIL1980
@BriGuyIL1980 8 жыл бұрын
God, why did you do a Christmas episode!? It's still hot out!
@LARKXHIN
@LARKXHIN 8 жыл бұрын
did that dude say "straight power"? & honestly I will probably get a kick out of whatever fantastic four movie you review.
@meredithgale2422
@meredithgale2422 7 жыл бұрын
The idea behind the gold, frankincense, and myrrh is that they were ingredients used in pagan rights. The wise men handing them over is a symbol of their conversion and belief in Jesus' power. That they were used in the preservation of the dead is simply a coincidence.
@meredithgale2422
@meredithgale2422 7 жыл бұрын
Furthermore, Christmas WAS made to coincide with the winter solstice so that Christians could celebrate the holiday in secret. You know, so they wouldn't be massacred.
@frankm.2850
@frankm.2850 9 ай бұрын
I really don’t understand Christians naming kids Christian. No other religion does that.
@mulry101
@mulry101 8 жыл бұрын
Loved the Bad Dudes reference!
@EarJuice
@EarJuice 8 жыл бұрын
I think it's a real shame you don't have more views and subs. You definitely deserve it. Keep up the great work. I host a bad movie night every month. For Xmas I'm playing Elves and 1 other film. Should it be this movie? Otherwise I was thinking of Santa's Slay.
@doctorpicardnononono7469
@doctorpicardnononono7469 3 жыл бұрын
15:22 did kirk just tell us we should invite HIM!! for christmas?
@srbarkerchan
@srbarkerchan 8 жыл бұрын
Christian White? Still doesn't sound as silly as Cypher Rage.
@aamiller90
@aamiller90 6 жыл бұрын
Sarah Barker or Anastasia Steele
@gennybaratta2460
@gennybaratta2460 5 жыл бұрын
@@aamiller90 Or Renesme
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 5 жыл бұрын
Kirk Cameron Merry Sol Invictus Day.🌞🌞🌞
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