Lmao

Spiders are superior to scammers as they know how to not get tangled in their own web. Of course, one spins webs with silk, the other with “each and every informations”.

@@mr.personalspace7831 you know, theres a genus of jumping spider called the portia. Theyll find another spiders web and mimic prey so that they approach and then it eats the web owner. Id like to think kitbogas like the portia.

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Lmao

imagine being paid to give people diabetes

@@kjlandon9140 Coca Cola

@@yosoydpfknr2855 the joke was this guys name is mountain dew

isn't it tho?

@@kjlandon9140 you excited for Mtn Dew's new flavor gushing granny's ??

Well he did offer a lifetime cancellation charge 🤦🤣

I agree, yet it only has about 600k views.

I wonder if they even realize what they're saying when stuff like this comes up. I can't tell if they think any person would somehow be THAT gullible, or if they genuinely don't understand what the script means and are just taking bits and pieces and trying to make stuff up.

@@BunnLilah Especially because even if there is some kind of monthly auto-payment in place, you can just cut-it at the bank level, once for all. I don't know how it works in US regarding to legal matters, I'm french, but in my country if you deal this way, basically the company have nothing to say, it's its own business to cancel its service (or scam for the current instance). But yeah, this is different in france, NOTHING works in france nowadays, as long as you don't directly fuck with the state, you take almost no legal risks. We already don't do it for our ISPs, we just give 'em the finger, so...

Sammeee

on the other hand, those bitcoin scammers scum promise 1000% return on invest within the next two or three days. gotta use the chances! 🤭🤓

@@the_rover1 funny you mention them. Back in college I used them for gambling with dogecoin back when it was worthless. They would actually pay out if the value was low enough and you got to them early enough before the pyramid crashed. I doubled my 10 cent wager many times. Lol

😂🤣

Bill Gates HIMSELF couldn't afford that. Lmfao

@@zombifiedpariah7392 welllllll… Bill’s in his mid-60’s, so let’s say he’s got 40 more years with average life expectancy going up and plenty of money ($112bn) to stay healthy. let’s simplify $499 every two to three days to $1,000 every five days - in a year, that’s $73,000. so in 40 years, we’re looking at $2,920,000 total, or 0.003% of his current net worth. even if he stopped making money entirely, that’s a drop in the bucket. eat the rich.

Hahaha not there yet

They add a number for every year your account is open 😉

That stream was SO much fun! When you took my suggestion of saying "oh no I just gave you my husband's account on accident now we'll have to start all over again!" made my entire week! 😅😅😅

Ok

Nein

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Priceless

@@KL005 How many times are you going to spam that racist comment lol No creativity whatsoever

@@CrystalRose1111 I mean it’s not racist. All of these people are Indian

@@toptiertech7291 regarding all 1.38billion people as scammers yeah not racist at all, not all scammers are indian btw lol

What's a meme?

@@louistournas120 a popular cultural reference, generally an image with a caption, in most cases used for comical purposes Example i mentioned, bernie sanders during an election campaign (either 2016 or 2020, idr), opened an ad with "i am here once again to ask for your financial support", which became viral on the internet

@@simplyskrypt3914 Why is that image of Bernie Sanders funny?

@@louistournas120 how do I explain this... It's not so much that the image itself is funny, it's that, after seeing this speech, every time you ask one of your friends for something you're going to think of that moment with Bernie Sanders voice So what's funny is the context behind , not the image not the image itself Example, if at the party you ask your friend to bring more beer from the store, you would go "i am here once again to ask for your -financial support- beer"

@@simplyskrypt3914 I see. That is funny. It's also odd that someone thought about making a picture of him with that text.

The best part is when he paused just long enough they think he's done then when they go to ask if that's all he continues.

First time I’ve started feeling bad for the scammers. 😆

Two threes, not two three 🤣

classic

No no no, let me make you understand. First, click on run.

If you pay for two 10 year cancellations; we'll throw in a 5 year cancellation for the low, low price of a 1 year cancellation.

I get my computer security cancelled at least twice a year, just to be safe.

@@stevenarvizu3602 phew! Good thing too otherwise you might've gotten 90 viruses on your computer!

The sad part is, that's very real concept...some companies will charge you a specific fee for a contract cancellation and if you purchase a car on finance and you pay it off earlier than the contract, some banks will charge you a "early settlement" fee. That's not exactly the same as the "10 year cancellation fee" but it comes pretty close.

Each and every scam hahahahahah

Agreed lol he gets super into the characters I feel like he says stuff before he knows what he's saying, damn good at acting

Don't feel bad please. You are doing noble job

He is not... It's all part of his facade

Id like to cancel for 3 years Do i get a bundle to save some money?

😂😂

I would twist it and think they said 1.99 or 2.99, then harp on why it’s suddenly x100 (ie. ramble about inflation rates)

How do you know?

@Teena Wagnard opportunity cost is expensive to everyone.

@X Dr right omg

@X Dr Like, I don't want to be rude but it's their fault- The government is in on these scams they get their cut and these scammers have collectively made the entire Indian subcontinent look like a bunch thieves.

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@@KL005 again, no, scammer

@@Prawnsly take your SJW thing elsewhere. they are indians whether you like it or not.

@@KL005 yes but it doesn't mean all indians act exactly the same - don't judge an entire culture by some scammers

@Garga 🤣🤣🤣 agreed~

let me make u understan

If you don’t renew ma’am, you will be behind the bars!

I hate to be behind the bars.

Expired is such a nasty disease, I hate when people get it too. 🤣

@@imnotchikao6317 That never fails to make me laugh. They're trying to sound tough and mean and it really cracks me up "each and every time" (🤣)

lol okay mama ill charge you

What is your photo lmao😂😂

There is an extra $299.99 charge to cancel the cancellation. You can send me gift cards to cover this cost. In one month I will call you again to confirm your cancellation of the cancellation. If you renew the cancellation of the cancellation, there is a cancellation cancellation renewal charge of $199.99 per month, but if you decline it there will be a cancellation cancellation non-renewal charge of $499.99. I don't know why people can't understand this, I've stated it in plain English.

@@JimmyVermeer this is golden. 😂

@@JimmyVermeer I have some gift cards and scissors here.

For real nothing about this scam made any sense whatsoever

@@Saxoncloset even then it's very hit and miss and most old people have a hard time keeping up and just hang up when the scammer starts to express some sort of level of frustration

I love the whole "lifetime cancelation" thing 😂 imagine if cancelling things was on a subscription basis. If you dont want to pay for spotify, world of warcraft and porn hub premium, you have to remind them of your cancellation every year or else theyll re-subscribe you 😂

feel free to cancel my life. That way i dont have to do it myself.

Cancel culture is full of hypocrisy, confusion, and lack of logic. :) LOL

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@@KL005 no, scammers

That’s the best part

@@KL005 u racist

@@Prawnsly who poops in the street scammers or squatting pajeets?

Your user name and pic are hilarious

@@JenA2145 why thank you

I’m dyiiiinnng😂

😂🤣😂🤣 right! Take them off script and they agree to anything!

Follow that script and don't question a single thing on it.

*yEss tHAt iS hOw tHiS wORkS, mA'AM* 😠

Bruh?🙄

Jason Smith These scammers are asshats and stupid!

because indian

@@KL005 this "because indian" should be viral so that no stupid people keep fall for the scam.. like "everytime you hear English in Indian accent directly say _Maa Ki Choot_ then end the call.." some people really is so good and innocent to easily trust others.. very sad for those who got scammed...

@@KL005 j L

@KL005 @@JustSomeChatter Um, is racism suddenly okay now?

Do not ask, only do!

That’s all they have. If they allow the mark time to think, they know they’ll spot the massive gaps in the story.

They're the ones not listening to anything you say because they're reading off a script.

Yep, one of them in another video, called "steve", says: "Ma'am are you a prostitute?"

It’s kind of smart in a fucked up way because that’s how you weed out anyone that’s not gullible, easily cowed and/or enough of a people-pleaser to give the scammer the feeling of being in control. They don’t expect to profit off every call, it’s just a matter of the ratio of time spent to the amount of money gained at the end of a day or week. That means if a real person is still putting up a good fight and not going along after 10, 20, 30 minutes or so, the scammer can hang up and move along. However Kitboga knows how to string them along by showing just enough fake deference and compliance to let them think they are still in control which is how we get such wonderful content because after enough time on the line, the scammer now feels they NEED to get money from the call because of the amount of time spent. To get money they need to be in control, which Kitboga allows them to think they are, but if they were in control they’d have gotten money, which they haven’t, and I think it’s that contradiction that slowly drives them insane over 2 or 4 or 10 hours.

"ok I will redirect you to our apple department. just waita moment!"

His very next victim : Scammer : Good evening madam, this is Samir from Microsoft Tech Support. We got a tip that your Windows PC was being controlled by KGB, and is currently used as a missile launching center. If you didn't pay $1000 you, your family, and the entire world will explode Me : I have Gentoo Linux

One time one of these tech support scammers called me and I responded " Wait, I have computer? What computer are you talking about?" GONE

His name might actually be Samir but he will say his name is George.

@@JimmyVermeer yup!

Fiyawhile

I caught that too, awesome NEMO reference! Lol (Minus North Dakota) that definitely threw me off

Just keep swimming

DO NOT CUT THE COD

@@AxxLAfriku WTF

@@AxxLAfriku very weird and also counterproductive way to advertise your YT, not poggers

I came here to comment this, and saw it was the first comment and it made me so happy 🤣

@@AxxLAfriku 😬

Bernice Anders!!

Yeah I was at work and could not maintain my composure 😂

Just gotta throw in the occasional uppercase number. "Capital One... No not the bank, the number..."

It was hysterical when he kept adding numbers.

An even better idea: "No, not two-zero, there's TWO ZEROS, like zero zero. TWO ZERO, that's how we say it in the USA."

The funny thing about that...I looked it up and apparently international banks are allowed to have up to 34 digits so it could legitimately be a real bank number lol.

I think that if you get the one time cancellation fee the firewall will eventually regenerate but if you get the lifetime cancellation fee then you'll never be able to get a firewall on the computer ever again. Lol.

@@Lanier2369 badum tsss

He later says he charged a casual $456,000 to Bernice over five years.

@@OriginalRaveParty I would think that someone would notice that amount of money being taken out of their account for a subscription but one never knows and I'm sure they count on that, someone NOT noticing.

Yes... *pause* Right...?! *pause* See?!??

Rules are rules.

Lmao.

You know the rules and *SO DO I*

wasn't that what she said? 🤔

also as absurd as the premise of the scam 😩

I guess she was getting more money every few minutes because it kept getting longer 😂

So so stupid 😂😂

Better, it's a "1 year cancellation FEE". So they'll apparently charge you this year to cancel, then restart the service and charge you again next year anyways.

@Jess Stone There is, for stuff like phone contracts, but definitely no such thing as a cancellation fee that automatically uncancels itself after some time.

Of all scams out there, this is certainly the most of them.

Well at Müv fitness they wouldnt let me cancel and only let me freeze my account for 3 months and then it automatically came back. There wasnt a fee for freezing the account though.

Wait til you hear about what they use your taxes for.

😂😂😂

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Old school saying.

@@Ramen10420 Yes, it is.

@@PumaLyn 😳

To these guys, admitting defeat is as bad as it was to believers in Shinto. If you don’t have your honor, you might as well die. ...of course, that pride is TERRIBLY misplaced.

@@mr.personalspace7831 So very true. Never get a manager or boss in real life with this accent. You know your employer got a real cheap Manager in cost on their payroll and then this manager with this accent will cheat you hours and pay and then hold back your pay, hold back your commission pay. Etc etc etc run around cheap stealing thieves Omg worst

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Desperation. It also means that legit people from India and Pakistan who are looking for work (surely there are some) face something of an uphill battle.

indeed- there's a difference between talking down someone who might be wary or questioned it, vs what this scammer did and kept going after being shut down a dozen, increasingly blunt ways of showing the awareness of the scam. (Didn't help that the scam got worse every time it was pitched haha)

What did you say? 🤨 Lol just kidding 😂

It's kinda funny, because the way Michael says "bumped my elbow" on that voice call always reminds me of Kitboga's old person voice. It's uncanny imo.

😂🤣😂🤣😂

well~ he and she really deserved it..

Before he's memorized the script correctly

Give the link to the Twitch highlight

@@DaMu24 check the description

I can imagine, this guy was a special kind of stupid and I doubt he's ever had anyone really question his scam or call any of his bluffs before.

subscription based cancel service. They charge you to not use their service.

@@joshpatra lmao that would suck if that was real

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I can't remember the details, but apparently there was an app that was doing that. It was only something like $2.99 a year or something (after you cancel/close your account with them), but the idea of it is completely ludicrous. If they tried it with me, I would have the bank block them and report their company to the relevant ombudsman.

What a concept, it's beautiful, it's beautifully evil.

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Good!! The less people he scams, the better!

No not even if the bag was wet.🤣

@@KL005 No shit

I was thinking the same thing that is the most absurd scamming line I've ever heard

You will have cancellation charges for many things such as insurance policies etc. It's ridiculous but here in the UK, if you sell a vehicle you are supposed to cancel the insurance so that the next owner can insure it. If you cancel it after only a few weeks they will deduct some as a cancellation fee and send you the rest but if you cancel near the end of the year you can end up owing them money !

@@ianc4901 yeah I've heard of cancellation charges for breaking a contract, but 1 year cancellation and lifetime cancellation lol

Ya, like Ian said there are some things that have cancellation fees. But in real life the companies that do have a fee to cancel it's reasonable because most countries have laws against charging unreasonable fees including unreasonable cancelation fees, and if there were no laws in place word would get around about the company charging unreasonable fees and people will eventually not do business with the company.

@@danielchurch8791 Yeah what happens if you go for the one year cancellation, when the year is up, will they start charging you again at $500 every 2 days ? I'd love to see how they deal with all the backlash from that deal !

💯🙌🏼💖

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT BOGA IS COOKING

I mean, when you rock bottom scammers for a living, he kinda earned it

the eyebrow of the proletariat

YES

Hahahah. Killed me

😂😂😂😂😂

As the account number kept creeping longer and longer, I was half expecting the scammer to give an address just to see what kind of check could fit that many numbers.

I had a belly laugh about the ridiculously long number. I laughed so hard that it bounced the bed and woke up my dog.

It honestly pisses me off so much when they refer to their scam victims as customers. God damn

Untill getting your money.. then you got to be a history customer. Lol

It's not that hard. Just quote from a recent politicians speech.

I AM TELLING YOU FOR THE BEHG-GENNING

Michele Miszkura Yes, I mess with them by screaming at my 12 imaginary kids, who have 4 different fathers, who refuse to help with child support and help raising them. By the time I get done yelling at each one of my imaginary kids, they usually hang up on me.

@@toniremer1594 😂

I answer anyone who calls my home phone and I love messing with the medicaid scam people. They always call at the worst time but I always take a few mins to read my really long list of prescriptions in a different language and ask if they are going to cover each and everything.

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@@KL005 you truly are quite stupid, aren't you?

Some real companies do charge fees for cancellation like contracts I got charged for canceling my phone Comtract early

Doctors offices can charge if you cancel an appointment tattoo shops ask for a deposit so that doesn't happen it is legal if it's not its obviously extremely easy to get away with

Apparently you've never had a bank account.

Not unlike 99% of scammers.

Because indian

Well of course! Why didn't I think of that?

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Sooooo stupid it’s painful 😂😂

Worst part, one can get it multiple times depending on the bad choices one makes

Thank goodness I don't believe in marriage

Nice

That's a really good one.

Ha ha, I am a woman and I had to pay alimony for 18 years, I feel your pain.

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Firewhale*

Bernice 😉

Edna... Huh

wasent it Jennifer or something

Its always Edna in my book.

I would imagine that after making thousands of these phone calls you become even more jaded and begin to just go through the motions without paying much attention.

@@chrisdraughn5941 they are npcs, the dont have a capacity to figure that out.

There was a video where a prank "survey" system was setup, and the scammer was walked through using it and sounded so curious/enticed by the idea. They didn't even notice that the questions and answers were absurd.

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