L00rdAjduk Most underrated comment I've seen

L00rdAjduk Haha! I need this meme

I can't wait for the XXX parody. Godzilla v King Kong: Dawn of Jungle Fever.

Seeing that this is the fourth time I saw someone make this joke on a "Kong: Skull Island" video, I feel obligated to copy and paste an elaborate parody I once made yet again to complete it, where all the Kaiju characters reenact the entire narrative of BvS. These would be all the plot points: 1.) An opening flashback scene where King Kong is watching another skirmish between Godzilla and the male MUTO over Skull Island and sees his home getting demolished, later watching San Francisco suffer the same fate from his island. 2.) Constant debates over whether humanity can trust something as potentially destructive as Godzilla to be its protector. Also have Godzilla be surrounded in Jesus imagery. 3.) The young mad scientist CEO of Project Monarch that wants to turn the different Kaiju creatures and humanity against each other in the name of national security. Said villain starts shooting people with bullets all over various cities and somehow framing Godzilla for killing these people. (Only in the Ultimate Edition will it be clarified that the villain then dropped tactical nukes on the corpses to make it look like they were fried by Atomic Breath) 4.) Meanwhile, an Atlantean Ship is discovered in the Pacific Ocean, along with a new mineral that can weaken radioactive Kaijus, as demonstrated by a scientist using it on the MUTO corpses. The villain wants access to both. 5.) Kong suddenly has multiple nightmares out of nowhere. One of which involves the Earth being invaded by Xilien spaceships aided by Godzilla. King Ghidorah then appears, descending over the Earth as Kong wakes up. 6.) Immediately after King Kong wakes up, a hurricane starts blowing over Skull Island. But it is not a hurricane. It is Rodan flapping his wings, hovering over Kong and yelling, "You were right! You were right about everything! It's Minilla! Minilla is the key! Find the others." 7.) King Kong wakes up again, and it turns out that was also a dream... or is it!? The trees surrounding Kong are still blowing in a heavy gust. Kong decides Godzilla is too dangerous, steals the barrels of minerals to attack Godzilla with, and also happens to briefly cross path with a giant tortoise. 8.) The mad scientist villain kidnaps Mothra's larval offspring and uses it to force Godzilla to fight King Kong. Godzilla visits King Kong on Skull Island and is immediately attacked. Godzilla is not even trying and keeps knocking Kong down, until Kong picks up some barrels and hurls them like Donkey Kong. Godzilla is weakened and Kong gets the upper hand, preparing to take a giant sharpened tree trunk, coated in the mineral, and shove it down Godzilla's throat. Godzilla pleads, "You're letting them kill Mothra! You need to save Mothra!" Kong remembers that his mother's name was also Mothra, and we see a flashback of Kong's parents, right before they are killed by Skull Crawlers. 9.) Kong immediately befriends Godzilla and saves Mothra in an action scene that will end up being hailed by fans as the highlight of the movie. By the way, the giant tortoise is still in the movie and says "hi." 10.) Realizing that his plan to make King Kong kill Godzilla failed, the evil CEO drags the corpse of the female MUTO onto his boat and goes over to the Atlantean ship. In it, he discoveres a chamber that can create new life forms. He throws MUTO's body into it and splices its DNA with his own blood to somehow create... DESTOROYAH! 11.) Destoroyah is now rampaging across Tokyo and Godzilla battles him. Godzilla grabs Destoroyah and tries to drag him underwater, away from the city. As a homage to one of the most famous Godzilla scenes, the Japanese military general tries to drop an Oxygen Destroyer into the depths of the ocean and detonates it, hoping it would kill both Godzilla and Destoroyah. 12.) The Oxygen Destroyer apparently kills Godzilla, but only makes Destoroyah stronger. King Kong now has to confront Destoroyah, but does not seem to stand a chance. Right when Kong is about to be killed by an energy blast, a flying spinning turtle shell comes out of nowhere and shields him. The shell opens up and reveals it is Gamera, awakened from Atlantis! 13.) We cut back to Godzilla, who was nearly skeletonized by the Oxygen Destroyer, but is then regenerated back to life, by the ghosts of WWII victims, and rejoins the fight. Now it is King Kong, Godzilla, and Gamera as the Kaiju trinity teaming up against Destoroyah. King Kong has a quip about him thinking Gamera must be with Godzilla, since they both came from Japan. 14.) Godzilla sacrifices himself by using Kong's tree trunk to stab Destoroyah and push it in deeper with the last of his atomic breath. But Godzilla gets stabbed in the process by Destoroyah's horn katana attack. We then reenact the death of Godzilla from his 1995 movie. However, the very last scene shows Godzilla being buried in the Tokyo Bay, only for a halo to appear over Godzilla's head, accompanied by an angelic choir voice, "Truly, he is the son of GODzilla!" The audience is assured he will be resurrected. 15.) Oh wait I almost forgot! At some point, Kong and Gamera need to exchange emails, showing a secret Project Monarch file with teaser trailers for all of Legendary's other upcoming Kaiju: Rodan, Anguirus, Zilla Jr., Gypsy Danger, Jet Jaguar, Ultraman, Clover, Reptlicus, and Gorgo. *Deleted Scene Reserved For the Ultimate Edition* The evil CEO of Project Monarch is examining more of the Atlantean craft, during the climax, and sees a vision of Gigan leading one of King Ghidorah's Xilien armies to attack Earth. This makes him go crazy in the jail cell and yell, "The bell has been rung and he's hungry! Ding ding ding ding..."

L00rdAjduk still talking about that scene...

1065chris Yes!! I loved that game as a kid. Hell, even now its still fun.

1065chris awesome movie license game back then. Miss shooting at monsters while also transitioning into Kong wrecking T-Rex left and right.

to bad you could finish the game in 2 hours

A lot of people forgot that game. Its one of my favourite games ever, by far the best movie licensed game.

1065chris I thought I was the only one who thought that

Javon Daymon exactly

They also missed the while point as to why the military was bombing Skull Island.

Why did the military bomb skull island?

Blair the bombs were to send seismic vibrations through the ground so their equipment could scan the islands density etc, they had a theory that godzilla came from in the earth so it must have giant caverns

So they believe Godzilla came from Skull island? I thought Godzilla was just a lizard who suffered from nuclear radiation

Caleb Hauer Kong got cut by a helicopter blade and was being hurt by fire. Cmon if fire can injure Kong then what would atomic breath do?

isn't the atomic breath more of a stationary attack against a restrained enemy at least in this movie universe

ARBITORLAZER - Godzilla's Atomic breath was also weakened by the MUTOs EMP abilities, so we haven't actually seen big G's fire breath at full force. But do remember that this new Kong is incredibly fast and can easily outwit Godzilla. At least Kong has that going for him.

I don't recall where they implied that the MUTO's EMP was weakening the atomic breath attack, but nevertheless even Kong at this movie's size will stand a fighting chance because he's practically Kratos now that he's learned how to fling boat propellers attached to chains on his wrists. I fully expect a quick time event boss battle at the end of Kong v Godzilla or I will rate 2/10. Seriously though, even with better speed/agility/etc Kong realistically wouldn't stand a chance. He SHOULDN'T be allowed to grow nearly as big as Godzilla because in the actual animal world most large reptiles grow significantly larger than gorillas. I'm still excited because I like both but the big G is simply the King of Monsters for a reason.

A regular Plumbus has anybody ever questioned why i prehistoric creature would need an EMP attack back when there was no technology? Lol

Monarch And then they are going to become friends because of this conversation- Godzilla: Save... Mothra! Kong: Why did you say that name?!?!

Monarch haha

Monarch it's not a mother fucking laser! 🙄

Well King Kong did beat Godzilla in the 1962 movie. Lol.

And then from out of nowhere Wonder Woman will show up!

Carlos Thadeu how's about you switch who's getting their ass beat

I only said Kong having Godzilla under him cause Kong wouldnt know the name, I know it messes up the joke now saying this but I find it hard to see Kong saying ''Mothra''. But I do know Godzilla would win

Carlos Thadeu Well that was original...

So original, much funny.

Carlos Thadeu you won the internet today, congrats.

This ^

I believe that it only made him stronger and even larger, if I'm not mistaken, since he feeds off of radiation.

In the original, his heart acts like a nuclear reactor which fuels all his energy based moves and is the reason why he never needs to eat.

Marvin Ng didnt godzilla come to shore in alot of the movies to feed on radiation though? Ive seen alot of the movies but cant remember very much besides the fights lol

nextgendg9 feeding on radiation does power him up but there is a danger of him melting down as one of the movies does have a godzilla die from nuclear meltdown lol

Hugh Mungus?

Dildo faggins best username ever

Hugh...dat you???

+Outlaw To The End lol, I just watched that video.

EXPAND DONG...ER KONG!

MrScorpioreaper Tokyo Ghoul is attacking my heart

MrScorpioreaper the generator is losing power

MrScorpioreaper the generator is losing power

The Generator is attacking Godzilla The Power is losing Generator

STFU

Thaddeus Kilpatrick but he was bleeding from a helicopter blade and was injured by fire.

ARBITORLAZER on how many comments are going to say this -_-

napalm not fire

Thaddeus Kilpatrick foreal he looks so huge. I thought that he was like king Kongs kid

John C Reilly's character said Kong is still growing.

OSU Bucks421 but he's still bleeds from a helicopter blade and gets injured by firez

ARBITORLAZER - Godzilla isn't indestructible either. The MUTOs did plenty of damage to him and was able to pierce his skin with their appendages. And it takes longer for Godzilla to recover from a beat down. Kong shook off that napalm blast and was able to beat the largest Skull Crawler before it ate the remaining survivors. As for the helicopter blades hurting Kong, remember that he is still an adolescent in this movie, so as he grows, his skin will get thicker to protect him.

Ken R all that doesn't matter in this canon

A regular Plumbus bro napalm to godzilla is nothing, kong has no way to peirce godzilla armor hes a giant tank with sharp weapons vs a meatbag

OSU Bucks421 That is a hell of a lot of growing to do.

TheChad I agree the man with beard forgot his name he said Kong was still growing.

TheChad but how many decades will it take for him to fully mature?

TheChad Godzilla is still bigger.

Yeah you can tell it by his penis size!

Godzilla (2014) took place in 2014 while Kong Skull Island took place in 1973. King Kong was still growing in the Kong Skull Island, but he won't meet Godzilla until in Godzilla vs. Kong. Godzilla vs. Kong comes out in 2020 so the time period in Godzilla vs. Kong will mostly take place in present time in 2020. King Kong will be fully grown and mature by then when he first met Godzilla.

G Smith "It's ok, I've got enough magazines"

Sheauwn "We gotta get what's in the case"

"AAHHH I'M DRY!!!"

Aaaannnneeeee!!!!!

"This way Jaack!"

The less humans, the better. That's the biggest lesson of these kaiju movies. And yes, I know king kong is not a literal "kaiju", the backstory is directed impacted by the damsel in distress and etc... But they can try something else with Kong. Why not? Forget the damsel, forget the human expedition, etc.. A new twist is needed with less human interactions.

The 2005 Kong has aged terribly, It was predictable, It takes a good hour to actually even get to skull Island and the effects were pretty bad, Kong looked OK but the dinosaurs and the bugs looked horrible, we know what cast members are going to die and we all. Know how it ends so it was just a remake with better CGi

@@jayc5555 Yeah, well, you know that's just like uhh, your opinion man.

@@jayc5555 Wtf do you mean? That CGI was phenomenol for the time!

jsnification but he still bleeds from a helicopter blade and gets injured from fire. Imagine what atomic breath would do?

Kong was full grown since the 60s and 70s. They just wanted to make a excus to make him taller. Good movie but only Godzilla this is better is the American version, period

what do you mean generator? I don't get it

It's a mental tick that now got when he played the god awful Godzilla PS4 game. They said it over and over in The game and it drove joe mad

Hunter Potts watch joes godzilla game review

Austin Pott'e true

Criticism =/= Insult Yes, some resorted to making fun of him, but only because Del is bad at reviewing movies. I have praises for him for his technicalities in finding out details (especially balancing issues and tactics) in games. He's good at that. But movie-wise, not so much.

:D

What kind of shitty and childish story is this?

John Doe if you know angry joe it will make sense

+Jack Canham Is it about that shitty Godzilla game?

Lol just watch Rambo The Game you will understand what Im saying.

You thought godzilla 2014 was better? I like godzilla more as a character but 2014 was meh at best

Pro_ Gamer and a fire nearly killed Kong

Pro_ Gamer fucking thank you. These idiots don't seem to understand that

Pro_ Gamer He'll grind in time for the Godzilla fight, duh.

Pro_ Gamer Training montage of course.

I'm not saying Kong will kill Godzilla. But Kong , I'm guessing, is about 18 years old. A teenager. Godzilla took place in present time, which I'll guess 2014. This took place around the 50's? So if you jump back to present time, 2017, he would be 62 years old. He might be strong enough. But still, Godzilla is over a 100 years old. So Godzilla will still win.

Faizal Azlan nice

Ninja lemur what the hell could kong pick up to block an attack from Godzilla???? lol Minf you. .Godzilla IS a weapon!

What about that giant fucking laser godzilla fires lol

What the fuck is a tree branch and ship propeller gonna do against Godzilla who is damn near indestructible?

Kong would just beat him repeatedly over the head with freight containers or a full freighter. Remember he's still got a lot of time to grow before he faces Godzilla.

Size does not matter in the Godzilla universe. Orga, King Ghidorah, and Biollante were all bigger than Godzilla and all fell before him. It's all about the power, strength, and durability and Godzilla has all 3 attributes highly in his favor over Kong. Godzilla 2014 was getting hit by nukes, missiles, shelling from battleships, and heavy machine gun fire and didn't even get scratches from them. Kong in Skull Island was being cut open by machine gun fire and it was napalm that brought him down.

Kevin Jordan Fuck shit up

Kevin Jordan cyborg kong vs space Godzilla

Two words bro. JET JAGUAR!

Therefore they should need Biollante too.

Oh my god. Then mechagodzilla would have to come in

aaron torres neh...it will be a tie. Godzilla hasnt shown everything yet. He can fucking fly...lol XD

"bad guy monsters" lol

that liu kangish flying double kick lol

+Nada Hoffman "Bad guy monsters"........ how old are u lol

And people say Godzilla fanboys are bad...

Nope.

***** Yep!

They made it clear in the movie that Kong is still growing and only like a baby.

Purposly That will still be no match for the King of Monsters. But even if he's Godzilla's height, Kong doesn’t have Godzilla's abilities.

The Hellfire Club! maybe not but he has actual intelligence

Agree. They gave Godzilla 2014 more credit even though it had bleh human characters and little to no monsters. But criticized KSI for having better human characters and having Kong in his own freakin movie.

4Kaiju Yeah, it pisses me off. I actually cared about the people in kong

I don't blame Jahns & Stuckmann. The characters were underwritten, and Brie Larson was woefully underused, which really pissed me off, as she is my favorite actress & deserves better.

Trash pacing

Prisoner FUCK YEAH Have Kong and godzilla team up against mechs

No Pacific Rim. The lore doesn't match, so there will never be a crossover.

what about a standalone film.

OMG if they crossed over with the Pacific Rim universe it would be gold

Prisoner crossing over with Pacific Rim makes no sense, i don't even understand the logic behind it...

KinkiSnowman stop getting nerd technical. It's not real bro. It's entertainment.

Roof1975 He has a VERY good point.

KinkiSnowman weed tends to do that to humans lol

Thats not nerd technical, its just something I found really annoying... I dont want a King Kong movie to be realistic, but god damn its like people are deaf in this movie universe

Same thing happened in Godzilla 2014 at the airport or train station (don't remember), the screen was shaking when we saw his foot.

Anselmo Jason Lmao Thats true

Anselmo Jason to the left actually

Eh, it was to the monster's right.

UBERGEEKZILLA to bad for you king kong kick godzilla ass already

" to had for you king kong kick godzilla ads already" Bro do you even English?

to bad for you king kong already beat godzilla ass

Too*

UBERGEEKZILLA three

this was WAY worse than Godzilla

ALL HAIL THE KING! Kong is awesome!

Haschwell it's because they gotta make him bigger for godzilla vs kong in 2020 the director already addressed that

Haschwell This new Kong is 4x times larger than Peter Jackson's Kong (100 ft tall). Of course he's gonna look super big, cause he is. And he has to for Godzilla.

What the fuck are you guys talking about Kong having to be huge to match up with Godzilla (which everyone has known for months now) when im talking about the size of the ISLAND. In Peter Jacksons adaptation i could understand why the creatures were as big as they were because the fucking place was massive. But here its difficult to understand why the creatures are as big as they are when the place looks like your average island you will find on a vacation to Thailand. So in conclusion the setting wasnt as believable as i would have wanted it to be.

Haschwell because nanomachines son.

The Peter Jackson one was way better compared to this shit fest.

He actually flew off to the left but still funny

just because he liked a film better than logan dosent mean hes wrong dick.

Fraz actually most critics really liked it, has an 80% on rotten tomatoes.

hey

VERTiiGO GAMING Fr

He's there to boost female viewership.

Not working

VERTiiGO GAMING agreed

Are they really making another godzilla as a sequel to the 2014 one? If so HELL YEAH, and if it is so then where did you hear this information

Hunter Potts info came out a while ago, but the date for the sequel was pushed to 2019, while goji vs Kong will be in 2020

Godzilla Wright sweet thanks

Worst Scenarios no Logan Isa master piece

Logan's a better film but this was still a good movie. I'd recommend them both.

This is nowhere near as good as Logan. This is a turd of a Kong film to be honest. The original 30s one was obviously better, Jackson's 2005 one was obviously better.....hell, even the 76 version was great compared to this. Skull Island is a nothing movie with nothing of value in it. At least Logan HAS good characters, layered performances, a good plot, etc. etc.

As a movie Logan was tons better but King Kong was much more fun

Logan is a good - great movie. As the current ratings stand, though, It's criminally overrated. I think it had the ability to not disappoint, even if it was seriously hyped, which leads to it getting the critical reception it got, but compared to the best movie so far this year in John Wick 2 it's certainly nowhere close to deserving masterpiece status.

Vafa Homeboy opinion

Vafa Homeboy opinion

Vafa Homeboy it was awesome

It was bad

Lol when Godzilla came out everyone complain not that much Godzilla. In this one we not only had a good amount of kong but we also had alot of other monsters scenes.

Are you sure Bill Randa (Played by John Goodman) said in the office scene that the guys looking for aliens where nuts and that they where not (MONARCH) because they had evidence of Kaijus on earth. What I'm guessing is there are two organizations in this universe MONARCH for earth based Kaiju and a space organization that does the same as monarch but for extraterrestrial life forms. King of Monsters can happen if this is correct and they don't loss funding for the films to get there.

Dakota Maddux well they didn't want to copy and paste so they had to come up with something new

yeah your right Michael it's just ugh lol

same bro

Estoy aquí

Gaming 4 Life(Tylerman) Same

Indeed

Shows how close-minded people are.

Brian Boardwell close minded because they have opinions, okay...

TheKesote which also sometimes they have a stupid opinion that really irrelevant, trust me you see those more

LandersonxD Only takes 10 minutes for someone to comment about the dislikes hmmmm, stfu

felt boring at times and to long...i was glad i watched it but thats it only once

The characters suck most of the time. I wanted to see more monsters and what what role they play on the island.

I agree. It was a mediocre film with OK fight sequences. No character was memorable and Kong himself was bland as hell

Dark ZeroX I thought it was a pathetic attempt.

8/10

Thank you! I was kind of mad that Joe said this movie was better directed. The movie was choppy, you never knew what was going on, the fighting wasn't smooth, slow motion and explosions gave it a Michael Bay film. Gareth Edwards did a great job of directing Godzilla, it was the screenplay that wasn't good. Godzilla had a much better presence than this movie.

Gareth Edwards is my favorite director right now, and Rogue One is my favorite Star Wars movie. That guy knows how to shoot things. Every film he makes looks like a masterpiece in my opinion.

FilmShiz I absolutely agree. Remember the Airdrop scene with the flares? Absolutely breathtaking. That scene beats any scene this movie had. Again, not even including the scenes with Godzilla. (Kiss of death anyone?)

FilmShiz He appeared for 4 minutes. I didnt see that many fights after that

Godzilla had amazing scenes, cinematography and music, but was let down by terrible writing, characters and pacing. I'm hopeful for Skull Island, though I don't expect it to be great, but still better than Godzilla.

Nicholas Cage Peter Jackson's was wayyyy better

Nicholas Cage Because Jackson had respect towards the original Kong.

Yep, and the island in PJs movie was much scarier in my opinion.

Nicholas Cage It was just a remake of the original. Nothing new. Beauty and the Beast style movie

The PJ-version is a direct remake of the original, and follows the plot almost scene by scene. Which would be fine, except it's twice as long as the original. That's literally half a movie full of filler-scenes. Besides, what's the point in remaking the same movie over and over and over? Better to get something new for a chance. Really looking forward to King: Skull Island and the inevitable Godzilla vs King Kong. Loved the first GvK movie. :-)