Kramer Gets A Line In A Woody Allen Movie | The Alternate Side

Kramer Gets A Line In A Woody Allen Movie | The Alternate Side | Seinfeld

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"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
From Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 11 'The Alternate Side': No sooner does Elaine tell Jerry the virtues of dating an older man than she decides to break up with her 66-year-old beau -- a split made more complicated when he has a heart attack in front of Jerry's apartment. To make matters worse, George flunks his new job of parking cars -- which blocks traffic and an approaching ambulance.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@ivanbro1 Жыл бұрын

People calling Jerry a bad actor was a pretty funny running gag.

@022171 Жыл бұрын

You beat me to it! They all had fun with that, including Jerry. I remember him presenting an award at the Emmys or some other awards show ages ago. He said "Hi, I'm Jerry Seinfeld, and I'm a bad actor."

@Grintock Жыл бұрын

He really was though

@nthgth Жыл бұрын

He really was, but not to the detriment of the show, perfect time to just have fun with it

@FIXTREME Жыл бұрын

Jerry's just like "These pretzels are making me thirsty.😃"

@r-w-r Жыл бұрын

Also calling him a bad comedian.

@rosario508 Жыл бұрын

“You mean A career” I think my favorite aspect of Seinfeld is Jerry’s insults. Especially to Kramer.

@hippiecheezburger5457 Жыл бұрын

I love how he’s like your in the movie?! Is he in the scene?! Awe yeah it’s me and him I might a whole new career on my hands lmao

@SlappyChop Жыл бұрын

"No no, see, that's no good. See... you don't know how to act" 😌

@commanderkeen3787 Жыл бұрын

Basically what the entire world said about Jerry

@stagna1959 Жыл бұрын

But Seinfeld had enough sense of humour to keep that line in the show. He had power to throw out any remarks he did not like, but he kept it .

@Ioganstone 10 ай бұрын

That's a classic Pogo/Foghorn Leghorn shtick

@bofo85 Жыл бұрын

George stole this entire scene. Quite possibly one of his funniest moments in the entire series 😂

@aznsensation44 9 ай бұрын

George steals every scene he's in. The best actor out of the series

@Ryanspeanuty 8 ай бұрын

Almost every scene. George is only topped by his father played by the late Jerry Stiller.

@12classics39 Жыл бұрын

“SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!! I HEAR YOU!!! I’M COMING DOWN!!! THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!!!!”

@notdustinschatz9357 Жыл бұрын

The best part about this scene is when Kramer pulls the gloves out and brings you right back to the beginning of the scene We rarely get writing like that anymore

@Jose-se9pu Жыл бұрын

Imagine dozens of 40 minutes long videos "explaining" what that last sequence meant...

@Ioganstone 10 ай бұрын

It was more of "Here's your other loose end, we thought we could fit something about these gloves in but ran out of time"

@joshkemme427 Жыл бұрын

Larry David is the car jacker

@fromthehaven94 Жыл бұрын

Car thief.

@QuadMochaMatti Жыл бұрын

Joy Boy Rider.

@Ioganstone 10 ай бұрын

Pretty sure he was rustlin' horses not cars already. Larry always had muscles.

@megsie1424 Жыл бұрын

Every time I watch this episode or particular scene, I always practice in my head about how I would deliver that line.

@Junkitup Жыл бұрын

You don't have eat pretzels

@JustSomeCanadianGuy Жыл бұрын

“What are you gonna do with it?!” “I don’t know…. drive around?” 🤔

@JustSomeCanadianGuy Жыл бұрын

2:40 - This and the whale story are George’s finest moments in Seinfeld! 🥨

@fearsomename4517 Жыл бұрын

the sea was angry that day, my friends

@Jspath3 Жыл бұрын

Serenity now insanity later

@davrogrz4542 Жыл бұрын

@@fearsomename4517 like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

@keithtorgersen9664 9 ай бұрын

George’s song on his answering machine

@andyjay9346 Жыл бұрын

"These pretzels are making me thirsty". A classic line. Along with "No soup for you!" and "The Bro. No, the Manzia." also "Yada Yada Yada", plus “A Festivus for the rest of us”, nor forgetting “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

@MilkeyMilkthedog Жыл бұрын

Or Jerry’s high pitch voice crack scream 😱 I love it

@Laffingrl Жыл бұрын

"Man-zeer" Rhymes with Bra-ssier....not Manzia!

@hakimonn Жыл бұрын

"Yeah that's right." by Puddy

@syedsarosh84 Жыл бұрын

“Hello… Newman”

@dfpelletier Жыл бұрын

Double dip, shrinkage, anti-dentite, serenity now, …

@wonderwalls3565 Жыл бұрын

George's delivery was the best. I always try to say it like george.

@harveypratt995 8 ай бұрын

Elaine so casually says alright I’m gonna go break up with Owen. 😂😂

@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy Жыл бұрын

The funniest thing about this epsisode was how every scene was going back to the line "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" One of my favorite episodes

@Tripp393 3 ай бұрын

Jerry's version of "these pretzels" was my favorite. Stately, self-important, and self referential, therefore meta, making it even funnier.

@sgt.thundercok4704 Жыл бұрын

I love when Elaine asks Kramer if Mia Farrow was there...1:58 Kramer says "I didn't see him" and George just face-palms. That's our Kramer!

@juscogens5541 Жыл бұрын

It's George's way of saying to himself "and HE gets in a movie!" lol

@LauRa-re9un 9 ай бұрын

Weren´t they separated in those days?

@sgt.thundercok4704 9 ай бұрын

@@LauRa-re9un The joke was Kramer didn't even know who Mia Farrow was. "I didn't see him". Not that they were separated, and he didn't know it. LOL, that's a little too 'inside baseball', even for the time.

@LauRa-re9un 9 ай бұрын

@@sgt.thundercok4704 Ha ha. Thanks. Do you know if Woody Allen appears in this episode? I am curious and unfortunately I don´t have the chance to watch the show since i don´t have netflix or anything like that.

@sgt.thundercok4704 9 ай бұрын

@@LauRa-re9un He does not.

@catlady715 Жыл бұрын

2:40 lmao...George's way to say the line the best.

@shonda79able Жыл бұрын

"Who put cookies in his mouth?"

@grundged 7 ай бұрын

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" Yep, nailed it! 😊

@fyoutube9410 10 ай бұрын

I love George's first interpretation, so dramatic.

@TheLilleyPad Жыл бұрын

George’s impression was the best!

@wasabi-in-my-eye3134 Жыл бұрын

George's interpretation was the best.

@smithmeister 6 ай бұрын

It's like a sort of winking meta reference to how they all portray their characters. A bit like the whole 'Jerry' sitcom arc and it being a show about nothing.

@ZyxthePest Ай бұрын

Jerry about to break at George having a break down is awesome haha.

@nomaamguyplusseinfeldandco2870 Жыл бұрын

These Pretzels... ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!! -George Costanza

@CarolHardesty 9 ай бұрын

One of my all-time favorite "Seinfeld" moments. Especially when George yells, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" at the drivers.

@billblaski9523 Жыл бұрын

The series finale last scene when Jerry is doing stand-up in prison, he asks a guy whats he's in for and it's the same guy who stole the car here! He says grand theft auto and then tells Jerry "You suck I'm gonna cut you!' 😆

@itwontcomeout5678 Жыл бұрын

It’s crazy I just watched this episode yesterday. It’s really something else to hear them talking about Woody Allen and Mia Farrow in 1991-1992 after knowing what we know now 😭

@abrahamlupis9354 Жыл бұрын

knowing that Mia lied

@thefunkeekatt_22 Жыл бұрын

@@abrahamlupis9354 sure...🙄

@tiredsentinel1724 Жыл бұрын

This has to be one of the best bits of the show.

@matthewvindich3260 Жыл бұрын

george was spot on with these pretzels are making me thirsty lol

@LourdesGzz Жыл бұрын

Best line ever 🥨

@radscorpion8 Жыл бұрын

a masterful reading from george

@kingklasherz4834 Жыл бұрын

3:10 you can even see Jerry’s smirk

@ot7stan207 8 ай бұрын

georges line made me run around the playground yelling these pretzels are makign thirsty lol

@magnuscroify Жыл бұрын

“What extremities?” A subtle line used by Estelle in a while other season.

@josemaria8177 Жыл бұрын

George's reading was by far the best

@javanesemystic Жыл бұрын

Of course George is going to be the extra hammy one among them 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣

@grawakendream8980 7 ай бұрын

i love how jerry at 3:09 is just smiling taking in george's big meltdown in total stride

@plissken2156 10 ай бұрын

I know it's too late now since he's announced his retirement after his next film, but it would've been funny if Woody Allen had made a New York-based film with Michael Richards in a cameo bar scene where he actually uses that 'pretzels' line. Ironically, Jason Alexander briefly became a spokesman for Rold Gold Pretzels in the late 90's and never used that line in any of the commercials.

@FIXTREME Жыл бұрын

I like how George is drinking Diet Shasta

@mobus1603 Жыл бұрын

"No, no, you see, that's no good. You see, you don't know how to act." 😆

@sustainfem 11 ай бұрын

George is fairly slender here. Yelling out the window at the parkers, lol!

@zeppelinboys 3 ай бұрын

"Do you know anything about this pretzel guy?!" love it!

@dickborg452 Жыл бұрын

Jerry- you mean a career.

@PUNKMYVIDEO Жыл бұрын

This clip is making me thirsty

@garwynrosser8907 Жыл бұрын

God it would of been hilarious is this came full circle if in a random woody Allen movie Kramer was spotted saying this line.

@travisstreeter5092 Жыл бұрын

I have to watch old shows to feel normal again.

@xjcrossx Жыл бұрын

The first way Kramer said it was the best, when he wasn't even trying lol

@luciferdzhugashvili Жыл бұрын

His best lines are from the Laugh Factory.

@keithtorgersen9664 9 ай бұрын

Can I have it back after you’re done? Mmm..nah, I’m gonna keep it. 😂😂

@user-vm8wb5jx1f 10 ай бұрын

Larry stole Jerry's car 😂

@rob_101 Жыл бұрын

These Pretzels are making me thirsty. (Read in Kramer's voice)

@vorianvanyarin3484 11 ай бұрын

CLEAR BLUE SKY!!! 😂

@fayefaye4043 Жыл бұрын

After all these years still I feel like to have a good laugh I would watch Seinfeld ,,,,😂😂😂

@robertb2245 Жыл бұрын

George says it best !!

@chriselsom-whyimpssed-off8148 Жыл бұрын

Thanks to Larry David and his Curb Your Enthusiasm escapades, I can now watch Seinfeld with a different perspective in that George is 80% him, plus 19% Gerry and, yes, he's even got a bit of Kramer in him, which gives me an excuse watch the entire series again, for the (I better not say)nth time.

@BillBagBargensonsBarger Жыл бұрын

gerry?

@chriselsom-whyimpssed-off8148 Жыл бұрын

@@BillBagBargensonsBarger yeah, Jerry. And Cramer.

@justinbailey1756 Жыл бұрын

Lol, Larry David stole Jerry's car.

@benjammen7041 Жыл бұрын

No wonder he broke the glass, he's always rough with everything

@hood_TheJoker 6 ай бұрын

can't be upset with a honest thief🤣🤣

@ThatJohnnyGuyyy Жыл бұрын

George's take is just how he would complain about something on any given day. Including pretzels making me thirsty.

@user-tb4el1sr1q Жыл бұрын

Unique

@lifegoals9528 Жыл бұрын

So it was Larry David who stole Jerry's car!

@v.b9139 Жыл бұрын

The voice of the carjacker is Larry David.

@mufc1417 Жыл бұрын

Woody Allen gets a line in Kramer Movie

@LegendMkr7 5 ай бұрын

Michael Richards being in a Woody Allen movie has aged like mayonnaise being left out in the sun.

@abrahamlupis9354 4 ай бұрын

not exactly, Woody Allen still has support

@tmac9972 Жыл бұрын

If Shakespeare was alive at the end of the 20th century he would of wrote the line These pretzels are making me thirsty.

@juscogens5541 Жыл бұрын

What is funny to me is that Jason used his interpretation of Woody in the first few episodes of season 1...Although he does use that interpretation better than his interpretation of "these pretzels are making me thirsty!"

@brucewayne1304 Жыл бұрын

It's Larry on the other side

@GigglingStoners Жыл бұрын

Actually, it's Frank Costanza's caped lawyer

@vanillajack5925 Жыл бұрын

I thought it was George Steinbrenner

@billblaski9523 Жыл бұрын

@Vanilla Jack it's the guy in prison when Jerry is doing stand-up, he's in prison for grand theft auto! Then tells Jerry "You suck, I'm gonna cut you!" Lol

@donnamead3439 Жыл бұрын

George whines a lot.

@walkermorgan1710 Жыл бұрын

Elaine has a great deleviery underrated

@appuzz8506 Жыл бұрын

So 😆

@bradyncallicoat7605 11 ай бұрын

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!!!!!!!

@alvaroprieto2092 6 ай бұрын

Woody Allen? Seinfeld? Yeah makes sense

@reallymakesyouthink 11 ай бұрын

I think we needed more episodes with Sid.

@doingstuffwithrus6574 Жыл бұрын

These pretzels are making me thirsty! 😁

@ij1376 Жыл бұрын

2:31 Were the writers making fun of Jerry? XD

@kevorka3281 Жыл бұрын

Woody Allen? You mean the guy that took advantage of his own adopted daughter and then later married her? Gee how lucky

@alcaldealer8515 Жыл бұрын

Why didn’t you tell them you know the future captain hindsight

@kevorka3281 Жыл бұрын

@@alcaldealer8515 I did

@bigdickdolly 9 ай бұрын

lol i wondering if they made julia leave the scene bev cause she definetely wouldve broke when george was acreaming out the window

@sketcharmstrong8491 Жыл бұрын

Never knew L.D. was actually at one in point in his life a car thief....

@billblaski9523 Жыл бұрын

Then he was in the very last scene of the series when Jerry is doing stand-up in prison. When asked what he's in for, he says "Grand Theft Auto" then tells Jerry "You suck, I'm gonna cut you!" 😆

@Linda-in9ns Жыл бұрын

😂👍

@malfaroangel3896 Жыл бұрын

George is pathetic, instead of being happy for Kramer he holds contempt

@crazyjoedavola5430 Жыл бұрын

I gotta quality

@1984Phalanx Жыл бұрын

George was pretty good.

@lavenderkisses9461 Жыл бұрын

Doesn’t the car thief sound like Bill Burr?

@user-pw3yw4zk9m 2 ай бұрын

🐩🤣🐕🤣

@TL8706 Жыл бұрын

I never thought about it before but why didn’t Kramer and Jerry trap the car jacker when he brought back the gloves? They live in the same building.

@Tendies7645 Жыл бұрын

They probably were mailed back

@bacillusanthracis69 Жыл бұрын

That's true, Jerry can't act.

@basicdose.9872 Жыл бұрын

Woody Allen is one funny guy.

@LegionIscariot Жыл бұрын

No, see thats no good. See you dont know how to act 🤣

@rjames881 Жыл бұрын

George hair looks like crap. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡 They shouldve made him cut it off

@r-w-r Жыл бұрын

How would that be funny?

@dspsblyuth Жыл бұрын

What hair? All I see are the scraps of a once great civilization

@namleist Жыл бұрын

the shift in opinions about woody allen has made this ep both didn't age well and somehow funnier

@evansgate Жыл бұрын

One Netflix doc doesn’t mean anything

@radscorpion8 Жыл бұрын

opinions that don't matter

@josefinebliss2801 Жыл бұрын

@Griphook Flitwick Well hes married to his step daughter so... guess

@drunkweebmarine9492 Жыл бұрын

Lol only Kramer

@davidsnyder2000 Жыл бұрын

I went to college to study acting and I landed a gig on a show called Seinfeld…..I got paid $100,000 a show🤷 I’m rich now so I quit the show🙂

@user-pp7bv9ec5w Жыл бұрын

another Hollywood chicken hawk

@fernandesl Жыл бұрын

He really really was a terrible actor lol

@devinkendrick814 Жыл бұрын

Last

@lifeOFzeff Жыл бұрын

Way before the time when marrying your child was popular

@stuffthings1417 6 ай бұрын

woody allen... never liked him. these people did it better.

@clivet3846 Жыл бұрын

A black man in Seinfeld???

@fromthehaven94 Жыл бұрын

Not the first, and most certainly not the last.

@redacted2275 Жыл бұрын

SNL already did that observation on their 40th anniversary special... with Jerry himself mocking it.

@redacted2275 Жыл бұрын

@@fromthehaven94 One of the funniest scenes with George is when he finds a family's apartment who rented a movie he has to see for the book club and he manages to invite himself over to watch with them lol George's audacity and him totally oblivious to social manners is absurdly hilarious... oh, the family is black... there was no need to mention it in order to enjoy the scene but let's validate the stupid comment from "Clive T" or it'll cry.... 🤡😭🤌

@KA-jo8vn Жыл бұрын

@@redacted2275 ”Breakfast at Tiffany’s”

@ninjavigilante5311 Жыл бұрын

The marathon runner was the best lol.