The New Pinocchio Movie is a Nightmare

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@kurtisconner 2 жыл бұрын

btw the diss track is on Spotify now 😏 ps about the physics thing I was talking about how they’re travelling IN A CIRCLE and that’s why I was bringing it up!! I’m not stupid trust me!!

@Nitrolord 2 жыл бұрын

A good mayor AND a good physics guy? What a legend

@Nabooze 2 жыл бұрын

@@Nitrolord I believe that’s just called… being kurtis conner

@ryung5256 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@erikas7656 2 жыл бұрын

That diss track went HARD

@MichaelMichael-us6wq 2 жыл бұрын

You

@praevidens 2 жыл бұрын

That cat is unhinged and I love him. He immediately shot Pinocchio which makes him my favourite character

@sneakysnek572 2 жыл бұрын

Man really was ready to kill a child on sight

@FurNixen 2 жыл бұрын

@@sneakysnek572 You would do the same if you were a talking cat with a gun

@sneakysnek572 2 жыл бұрын

@@FurNixen shoot a child on sight? 😂

@annar193 2 жыл бұрын

And you know what was right to do so

@N_Garamond 2 жыл бұрын

gun violence among sexy, rotund 19th century cats is a big issue

@menace2theculdesac 7 ай бұрын

The nose did not grow once during the diss track, he literally wasn’t lying

@sejianimates1735 3 ай бұрын

He was spitting fire the entire time and didn’t catch *on* fire, hes a real boy and real boys dont lie

@PastaBuckman64 2 ай бұрын

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@jackalexande 2 күн бұрын

lmfao reminds me of that meme that's like "when pinocchio is roasting you but his nose doesn't grow"

@CeliaStHugo 10 ай бұрын

Coincidentally, I too screamed “am a boy and I’m alive” after waking up on a sidewalk after a night out

@CeliaStHugo 10 ай бұрын

I still don’t know why those were first words to escape my mouth because I felt anything but alive

@holeyvoleyvance 6 ай бұрын

me when i found out i was trans

@willow_is_dumb 4 ай бұрын

@@holeyvoleyvance omg same

@Olivia-zj9io 3 ай бұрын

Same (im a girl)

@rey1185 5 күн бұрын

And that's the drewth

@catsinwonderland7473 11 ай бұрын

I've never seen someone more mortified to be alive. HE GETS UP YELLING, "ALIIIIVEEEEEEEeEEEeeeEEeeee" and then stumbles around, struggling to walk. That's kinda realistic, actually.

@blump5080 5 ай бұрын

Maybe that's what newborn babies do too

@catsinwonderland7473 5 ай бұрын

@@blump5080 and we just don't understand it because they haven't learned language yet...

@rolinti9146 4 ай бұрын

me after a rough night out

@catsinwonderland7473 4 ай бұрын

@@rolinti9146 💀

@alexandersotomurillo5795 4 ай бұрын

@@blump5080we don't mention babies in this channel

@ninaairheart7371 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't know "Kurtis Connor dressed like Pinocchio spitting fire" was gonna be something I experienced today, but holy shit am I glad.

@pinklemonade3261 2 жыл бұрын

im SO glad i didnt look in the comments beforehand bevause this was the best random song i have ever heard

@PeytonPearson 2 жыл бұрын

I've seen so many commentary youtuber raps and... Those may have been some of the hardest bars from a non-rapper i've ever heard lmaoooo

@AlexanderLanzo 2 жыл бұрын

how do i add this fire dis to my playlist

@Zofro2165 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly … that was an extraordinary experience

@coffeejelly3373 2 жыл бұрын

I saw this before i reached the disstrack and i low-key thought Kurtis edited himself spitting actual fire while in a Pinocchio costume which i would've expected more

@allytrevino6 Жыл бұрын

IM SORRY THE “thank you daddy! ska-dee ska-dee ska-dee ska-dee!” FUCKING SENT ME

@demonmaster666 Жыл бұрын

FR 😂

@jaidyn4823 Жыл бұрын

LOTERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD

@douglasc0unty Жыл бұрын

@@jaidyn4823 loterally

@-Sharki- 11 ай бұрын

@@douglasc0unty lootrally

@friendlesssockroach 11 ай бұрын

"ska-dee ska-dee ska-dee ska-dee RDAHHAH!!"

@Tatertottt 11 ай бұрын

What's insane is the idea of "Pinocchio wakes up and immediately causes chaos" is EXACTLY what happened in the original story. If I remember right, the town of people got so mad they literally hung him (except he's made of wood so it doesn't work??). He also like bullied Geppetto and ran away, not to the circus, but to the town to he a complete asshole to everyone ever

@zubetp 7 ай бұрын

oh huh he IS a real boy

@winniethepooht5776 7 ай бұрын

The guy that made the Pinocchio comics hated children so much that he tortured Pinocchio in as many ways as he could. Also, I believe the final comic is him being hung and staying dead.

@Tatertottt 7 ай бұрын

@@winniethepooht5776 I think what I heard was he DID die, but people didn't like that ending/wanted more, so he had to come back to life. I could be misremembering though

@amarins2747 3 ай бұрын

@@Tatertottt No you're right! I read the book somewhat recently, he gets hung by the fox and the cat (who are thieves) and that's where the story ended at first. But people wanted more so the writer continued the story. Also the writer did not hate children, it is a cautionary tale about the consequences of being a disobedient child. Pinocchio keeps saying he'll be a good boy, but then he misbehaves and that's what keeps getting him into trouble

@ebeneezerscrooge2942 2 ай бұрын

Also, that island.

@xXSHADOWxCREEPERXx 10 ай бұрын

"Call you waterlogged because I just fucked around and drowned you" is unironically one of the hardest bars I have ever heard

@halolighta Күн бұрын

He fr dropped some of the hardest bars ever in a mock diss track

@spiderdude2099 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Paulie shore initially thought that the casting call was a prank call and didn’t think they were serious. But….nope. The directors asked for him by name and had him in mind for the English dub from the beginning. He even responded several times asking if they were 100% sure they wanted him for the role

@sairasmart5836 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@uhhhhh2672 2 жыл бұрын

He said, and I quote: "Are you (Paulie) Shore about this?"

@spiderdude2099 2 жыл бұрын

@@uhhhhh2672 ah of course, his classic catch phrase

@Amulet. 2 жыл бұрын

So they said he should sound more gayer???🤨

@Isabella-dx3nf 2 жыл бұрын

Source?

@Blueeyelashes 2 жыл бұрын

- old man makes a puppet because he is so lonely - it immediately comes to life, steals his horse, leaves him more alone

@Shadyam 2 жыл бұрын

Worst thank-you gift ever

@artisticmunga9610 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eLiAh9Fy2p7diaM.html

@honeydrew 2 жыл бұрын

slay.

@MxZanReacts 2 жыл бұрын

The REAL story!

@ridean3931 2 жыл бұрын

That’s really sad

@olivias9637 9 ай бұрын

NOTHING could have prepared me for pinnochio’s voice 💀

@eloryosnak4100 20 күн бұрын

Please please Google "I animated fruity Pinocchio but how he really sounds". Its worth it I promise

@bananabanana484 Жыл бұрын

6:38 Kurtis is 100% correct about this. That’s how circular motion works. Your instantaneous velocity is tangential to the circular path.

@teabubbler 8 ай бұрын

was looking for this! gotta love physics but not as much as breaking the laws and theories

@zubetp 7 ай бұрын

(casey carlisle voice) physics

@chanelbt854 4 ай бұрын

i remember watching a video though where a group of guys tested this out by attaching a trampoline to a truck and having a guy jump on the trampoline while the truck was driving around and he didn’t misalign with the trampoline he kept landing straight back down into it

@oranges7706 4 ай бұрын

@@chanelbt854 I assume the truck was moving in a straight line? If not, there was some trick going on because it's not physically possible to jump and land back in the same place on a truck that's moving in a circle. One of the most important laws in physics is that an object will continue to move at the same speed _and in the same direction_ unless and until it is acted on by a force. If no force acts on it, it keeps going forever. That's a physical fact (and Newton's first law). The result of this is that physicists define acceleration as a change in speed _or_ direction or both. So when the horse runs in a circle, it is technically accelerating because its direction of motion is always changing, even if it runs at the same speed the whole time. At the moment Pinocchio jumps off the horse, he is moving with the same speed and in the same direction as the horse was at the moment he jumped. Ignoring air resistance because it's so small, there is now no force acting on him in a horizontal direction (he's still affected by gravity, of course, but gravity only acts vertically so we don't need to think about it). According to Newton's first law, this lack of horizontal force means he'll continue to move at the same speed and in the same horizontal direction as he did when he jumped. Meanwhile, the horse is still moving and turning in a circle, so their paths separate and Pinocchio can't land back on the horse. I hope that makes sense.

@carolinegaddy5650 Жыл бұрын

“ska-dee ska-dee ska-deez nuts” genuinely made me laugh out loud

@Mag3.1415 9 ай бұрын

1.1k likes but no comments? How?

@m-vi-yoh 8 ай бұрын

lol

@whatsyourpoint5417 7 ай бұрын

Don't forget the raw anger of the "mother fucker" afterword

@bisexualblueberry 6 ай бұрын

timestamp?

@squidkid9 6 ай бұрын

@@bisexualblueberry26:45

@schlieffenska 2 жыл бұрын

I am 100% convinced Pauly showed up drunk and cold read the entire script with no re-takes.

@TeethHoarderr 2 жыл бұрын

I like this theory

@honeyOTU_ 2 жыл бұрын

no he just sounds like this all the time

@Sammyyaam 2 жыл бұрын

he unfortunately just sounds like that. watch a goofy movie. it worked for bobby but not with this.

@schlieffenska 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sammyyaam I have been a massive fan of him since the 90s. Lol I know his accent. I still stand by what I said. :P

@schlieffenska 2 жыл бұрын

@@Sammyyaam Goofy Movie was fun. But Encino Man, Bio Dome, and Son In Law are where it's at. :)

@shirandawilliams Жыл бұрын

He doesn't sound like a kid at all and immediately acts like a drunk person as soon as he comes alive 😂😂

@zubetp 7 ай бұрын

what he sounds like is a paulie shore character. that dude plays all his characters like that lmfao definitely one of the most incomprehensible casting choices i've seen in my life

@annajirouskova9893 Жыл бұрын

only kurtis could drop these insane bars and then act this casual about it, the fuck was that, that was ART

@carasparmann 2 жыл бұрын

The repeating joke getting cut of a little more every time is so funny

@ecksdee9768 2 жыл бұрын

i agree, his comedic timing is impeccable

@chimichild 10 ай бұрын

peak of comedy

@peachy1835 9 ай бұрын

that’s funny but what do i nos without an e

@nishita5253 2 жыл бұрын

that "so long, butterface" is just so funny to me, with the cat going in slow motion with a mask and a gun. It's so funny out of context and even in context

@tarettime9392 2 жыл бұрын

He's like that bod is fine AF but that mask is a no-go and that's clearly representative of your face underneath

@lies1 2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@danic4553 2 жыл бұрын

@@lies1 17:37 !

@lies1 2 жыл бұрын

@@danic4553 thank you!!

@danic4553 2 жыл бұрын

@@lies1 ofc!

@cryptidcapybara Жыл бұрын

Im not ashamed to admit that the 'What do I nose?' joke made me laugh every single time it popped up

@ImmigrantSuccess 7 ай бұрын

“I’m stumped” “let me ask you an equestrian” love these puns. 😂

@stephritz1694 2 жыл бұрын

“let me ask you equestrian” absolutely and violently murdered me i lost it i just lost it

@samuelbrock 2 жыл бұрын

Ska-dee ska-deez nuts

@eileendover7896 2 жыл бұрын

So fricken good hahahah

@vampirejelly8589 2 жыл бұрын

right lmao

@Nugcon 2 жыл бұрын

lyrical mastermind

@Snarl_Marx 2 жыл бұрын

Put Bella on my face, imma start fibbin'

@moonbunny24 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: there's another English dub that was produced in Russia that seems to have the same script, but different voice actors. "Skedee skedee skedee" is NOT in this version, meaning that yes, it was probably improved.

@annritsu 2 жыл бұрын

a genius....

@DarkShadic9632 2 жыл бұрын

Pauly Shore is truly a visionary

@user-himenes 2 жыл бұрын

How and why would you know that, are you an expert on this movie wtf

@halanlore1278 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-himenes possibly... they might be Russian or have access to Russian media? They literally just know there's another dub, why so skeptical are you a cat?

@Dannygoblin 2 жыл бұрын

Plus the characters mouth didn’t move- So it really was improved 💀 And the studio was perfectly okay with it

@SethyWethy09 6 ай бұрын

Holy fucking shit how does Kurt make a song about Pinocchio, with multiple ball jokes and a yo momma joke sound so fucking fire?

@litchi1565 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: there's a condition called "honeymoon nose" or "honeymoon rhinitis" which is basically when some people's nose become engorged when they're aroused because there's erectile tissue in the nose so if you ever sleep with someone who has this condition you can in fact see a nose somewhat grow in front of you

@lemin0u 19 күн бұрын

w h a t

@Pondfish 2 жыл бұрын

Judge: "Why did you murder this child's parents" Accused: "I thought it would make for an extremely interesting story"

@FirstLast-fl1co 2 жыл бұрын

Witness: "When can I leave to be on my Ownnn~!"

@m_gwb 2 жыл бұрын

This is the plot of Batman.

@harperhughes6182 2 жыл бұрын

That kid is now Batman so it worked

@FIREcrochethairstyles 2 жыл бұрын

@@m_gwb 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Miipmiip 2 жыл бұрын

@@m_gwb I was just gonna say-

@katyfae6806 2 жыл бұрын

I frankly can’t believe you didn’t say anything about the part where they decide the horse is going to be his new temporary father while they’re at the circus and Pinocchio calls him “dad” multiple times.

@em7328 2 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry- WHAT

@mikulover493 2 жыл бұрын

WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHHSDHYHG

@camilleguillemette4926 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHHAHAH WHAT

@calebgonzalez3422 2 жыл бұрын

HMMM???

@lorddezi 2 жыл бұрын

Seriously, it was one of the weirdest parts of the movie

@beaglebombergaming4117 7 ай бұрын

Love the first instinct from the cat was to light Pinocchio tf up

@pr0v0cative4pple 8 ай бұрын

The line delivery on "I'm _stumped"_ fucking sent my sides to the stratosphere

@antonluvs 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t care what anyone says, cutting off “what do I nose?” is the funniest fucking thing. Also, can’t wait to see you on tour!

@jujt2258 2 жыл бұрын

I clicked the link and I won one billion dollar! Yay!

@parastoomemariyan3037 2 жыл бұрын

exactly :)))))))))

@littleratperson 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, him putting a midroll after the cutoff really was genius

@missmimosa7420 8 ай бұрын

“Get splinters while your suckin on my wooden ballsack” IM CRYING the isolation dancing took me out

@whatsupinspace854 7 ай бұрын

I love that this movie likely resulted in some children acting out the funny bits and shouting at their mom's friend as they leave _"*So loooooooooong Butterfaceeee!"*_

@cecilyvals 2 жыл бұрын

pinocchio coming to life and immediately screaming "ALIIIIIIIIVE" in the voice of a middle aged man like he's doctor fucking frankenstein absolutely sent me

@YuriPlisetskyKinnie 2 жыл бұрын

I need to watch this movie now cause I can’t stop laughing

@fevre_dream8542 2 жыл бұрын

Dude, he's yelling and stumbling around like a sloppy drunk divorced man. It's hilarious

@Marie-qy1vd 2 жыл бұрын

I started giggling

@theboondoggliest 2 жыл бұрын

im sitting in class watching this and i was trying not to snort

@hsg57 2 жыл бұрын

I lost my composure at work

@_ghost_moth_ Жыл бұрын

i think my favorite part of this video was how the “what do i nose” joke kept getting cut back further and further

@bippityboppityblue Жыл бұрын

love that hooty pfp

@_ghost_moth_ Жыл бұрын

thank you💅

@sunflurrie5513 Жыл бұрын

The hooty pfp slays 😩

@otakuinred Жыл бұрын

Cut back... like wood...

@PocketLint846 Жыл бұрын

@@otakuinred But what do I no-

@KK-bc8iu 7 ай бұрын

Met Pauly Shore at a radio station where he was being interviewed. He was chill asf. He gave me a high five & asked my name on his way out of the station after the interview. I was kinda in awe but not because of his celebrity status but because he went out of his way to be nice. 10/10 would do again.

@tdubmusketeer 10 ай бұрын

“Get Bella on my face, I’m gonna start fibbin’ “ kills me every time

@queenelizabethii4397 2 жыл бұрын

im sorry but a wooden boy becoming sentient and the first words out of its mouth being *"ALIIIIVE"* in paulie shores voice while ragdolling onto the floor is the funniest shit I've ever seen

@SieMiezekatze 2 жыл бұрын

Understandable

@lazynoodle6739 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly i start cry laughing thinking of this scene lol

@patrickd.397 2 жыл бұрын

Haha same

@viscountrainbows6452 2 жыл бұрын

Then the part when he literally gets capped by a blunderbuss-weilding fat cat screaming Mamma Mia. 10/10

@A_Ducky 2 жыл бұрын

Watching this on 420 on 4/20 = double 💀

@graytlo 2 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad he addressed “skadee skadee skadee” lol nobody else has on KZfaq and it KILLS ME

@completlynormalhypernova666 2 жыл бұрын

Most "normal" thing in this movie

@Overseer2579 2 жыл бұрын

Nostalgia Critic addressed it

@brennens8849 2 жыл бұрын

so has cosmonaut picture show. at least it’s in their video

@lawyerreactsnotthemoon85 Жыл бұрын

I'm crying and about to pee because of it 😭😭😂💀🤣😭😭

@Reddogzone Жыл бұрын

this was the one thing about this movie that made me laugh hard

@aiyannagarcia2159 24 күн бұрын

“You living in the backwoods but you know we smoking those” is fucking hilarious 😭

@salemstartrial 3 ай бұрын

i’m pretty sure “believed to be by evil spirits” meant as in her home is believed to be surrounded or near evil spirits, but also it’s in no way delivered properly to get that across correctly

@teresacadima1689 2 жыл бұрын

Pinocchio would definitely win the horniest weasel award

@OrangeFruitStand 2 жыл бұрын

WHY WOULD YOU CURSE ME WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF HORNY WEASEL AGAIN

@PerfectStarr 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@mandarinablue8438 2 жыл бұрын

loloolo😂😂😂😂

@Opus566 2 жыл бұрын

lmaoo😭😭

@twistytrombone2453 2 жыл бұрын

I GET THE REFERENCE 😭💙

@DavidTheBaker 2 жыл бұрын

The rap is incredible... But what do I nose-

@Dheast 2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@AJ-hr3df 2 жыл бұрын

David the baker

@matthewapples5413 2 жыл бұрын

Holy crap, the narrator from EzPz watches Kurtis Conner…?

@Hi-bf4ft 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ar6Da5d3zqy5has.html Finally it's here.

@cutielovemb 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@abikuneebus 3 ай бұрын

There’s a Bomb and It’s Gonna Explode has no business being as much of a bop as it is, catches me off guard every time I make it back to this video

@ohyeah904 10 ай бұрын

I'm just saying, Pinocchio in the Disney version being immediately shocked and grateful about being given life implies that he was already conscious in his wooden body (and therefore, according to some arguments, already alive). The fairy immediately explaining to him about becoming a real boy implies that he again, already had the consciousness to recognize and compare the differences between himself and other beings.

@LoganWH8 2 ай бұрын

It’s also kind of messed up to give him life only to immediately tell him “you’re not real. You’re different, in a bad way.”

@gracebranam3027 Жыл бұрын

“get bella on my face imma start fibbing” was insane

@rosies4713 Жыл бұрын

literally came here looking for this comment thankyou 😌😭

@iwakeupandboomimarat Жыл бұрын

literally fire

@endless_del Жыл бұрын

ive rewatched this video a couple times now and that part still takes me a second to get because its so genius. true poetry in our time

@pineapplepen9791 Жыл бұрын

“Thank you daddy 😇”

@kailey4450 Жыл бұрын

this took me a hot sec when he said it but he’s an evil genius

@ciarapark281 2 жыл бұрын

Kurtis dropping an absolute BANGER at the end of the video as if he didn’t just change the game completely for music

@bruhman5829 2 жыл бұрын

i should have realized that kurtis was a master at his craft when he dropped blood related

@WickedKatze 8 ай бұрын

"I love the idea of hating something so much that you buy a ticket to it to see if they've improved" that's just Statler & Waldorf 🤣

@kososka 10 ай бұрын

This is so funny when you remember that this was made at the same time as Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio which is genuinely such a good movie 😭😭

@PNSecondaire 2 жыл бұрын

Can we just talk about the absolute BARS this man is spitting?

@louisetattersall4060 2 жыл бұрын

Freaking FIRE 🔥

@bluebel1857 2 жыл бұрын

Scrolling the comments for someone talking about kurt boy spitting 🔥

@PNSecondaire 2 жыл бұрын

@@bluebel1857 I know right, same!

@alaskabane5340 2 жыл бұрын

I am so mad it's not on spotify so I can repeatedly play it until I get sick of it

@PNSecondaire 2 жыл бұрын

@@alaskabane5340 I did find this though. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fspgYN2HyrWZf30.html

@ameliapaine 2 жыл бұрын

The diss track was too good to be just a bit. Genuinely hilarious writing and the perfect palette cleanser after the monstrosity that is this film!

@pearlglass 2 жыл бұрын

If you watch it drunk is not that bad ✨ word!

@LilleviathanYT 2 жыл бұрын

True there were some BARS

@aldranzam3456 2 жыл бұрын

skedew skedew sdez nuts- has healed all my ailments

@alanamendez2036 2 жыл бұрын

“Get Bella on my face ima start fibbin’ *hey daddy*” HAS ME ROLLLLINGGGGGG

@davidthompson7703 2 жыл бұрын

Bars on bars in that diss track

@Crimzycode456 6 ай бұрын

21:47 SCP fans: I like where you’re going, but just add flesh to the equation.

@Crimzycode456 6 ай бұрын

Thank for like🙂🙂🙂

@juliazakowenko4104 11 ай бұрын

As a russian person, there is an iconic pretty old russian movie about Pinocchio whoch explains many of the things happening in this new animated one. The cat and fox were actually sort of the antagonists in the movie played by humans yk dressed up as a cat and a fox (i dont remember it that good because it's been a long time since i watched it). Also the vblue haired girl also was a character in the original one i remember.

@ApolloAndTheMusic 5 ай бұрын

is it adventures of buratino?

@massdysfunkton 2 жыл бұрын

I like how the clip of kurtis saying “what do i nose” got progressively shorter and shorter each additional time it was used till it was barely anything more than the twinkle sound effect

@alxndra1772 2 жыл бұрын

I giggled every time

@sophiel9533 2 жыл бұрын

Spolier

@spiltmilk0204 2 жыл бұрын

but what do i nose

@PvtPuplovski 2 жыл бұрын

Its Pavlov's Dog experiment; we laugh at the sound of the twinkle, even if there's no punchline.

@thighmeat6034 2 жыл бұрын

reverse pinocchio

@OSTCarmine 2 жыл бұрын

What's with all the non-human characters freaking out about a wooden boy? Imagine Dracula laughing at you because you believe in werewolves.

@norafudgecake4863 2 жыл бұрын

Why did they add circuses in acrobatics in the movie now I’m going to associate this with psychonauts. Psychonauts is a game about a acrobatic 10 year old from the circus who runs away to become a psychonaut. Someone tell me the name of the song. I don’t think it’s a good idea for all circuses to be like: “ my kid ran away to become a psychonaut, and he made out with a random girl he just met “ Psychonauts is my favorite game series and I don’t want to associate it with this movie

@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 жыл бұрын

What’s with this guy dunking on millennials for liking Disney stuff in his millennials video (and that dunking is fully justified), but is watching and making videos about Pinocchio? Does he always lack this much self-awareness?

@41052 2 жыл бұрын

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 this movie wasn’t made by Disney and Pinocchio is not owned by Disney. It’s not that you lack this much self awareness it’s that you lack this much knowledge. Also Mulan, Snow White, Cinderella, and basically vast majority of old Disney movies do not own the concept, only their particular story.

@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 жыл бұрын

@@41052 That was probably the most hilarious cope I’ve ever seen. Congrats! Lmfao. Everybody knows of Pinocchio because of Disney’s famous cartoon that made the story known by the masses, and caused everyone to associate the story to Disney. Ask anyone on the street, and they will tell you it’s a Disney story. Your sad attempt to use a pedantic argument as an excuse of Kurtis’ lack of self-awareness/hypocrisy is the cringiest thing ever. There’s good reasons why white knights are a laughing stock. They do shit like that.

@anti-ethniccleansing465 2 жыл бұрын

@Ks Aww, how precious. The white knighting duo that can’t admit to Kurtis’ hypocrisy. Oh, and thanks for the heads up that this is a YT video. You’re a sharp one!

@galearis 10 ай бұрын

I had to come back to this because I saw my local theater is playing Pinocchio this weekend and I thought “oh yeah like the good one” and then I realized that ITS THIS ONE. THEYRE SHOWING THIS ONE IN MY THEATER.

@tokitoons1926 7 ай бұрын

4:28 IM STILL WHEEZING AT THE “ALIIIIVE” I CANT OFMG

@BonseyJonsey 2 жыл бұрын

Pinocchio's stereotypical twink voice really haunts my nightmares. It feel like this movie hate crimed me personally

@elisecode2212 Жыл бұрын

it's the twink appearance for me

@BonseyJonsey Жыл бұрын

@@elisecode2212 I thought you were referring to me for a hot sec and I was like "I mean you aren't wrong but what-??"

@yobtch7895 Жыл бұрын

Wordussy

@firstnamelastname6016 Жыл бұрын

Oh, we all know what you look like, Casper

@foxpatternedferret476 Жыл бұрын

"I've got the whole worldussy~"

@daveslamjam 2 жыл бұрын

pinocchio's initial behavior upon awakening is oddly reminiscent of gooby.

@Whereyoureyesdontgo 2 жыл бұрын

dave pfp 😳😳😳

@blockheadd 2 жыл бұрын

i hate that stupid fucking bear

@anna_banana414 2 жыл бұрын

no bc you’re right and i don’t like it

@janeiskindafunny 2 жыл бұрын

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT

@Hi-bf4ft 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ar6Da5d3zqy5has.html Finally it's here.

@nikkijones6070 8 ай бұрын

it’s been a year since this video was posted but “what do I nose” and “ska dee ska dee nuts motherfucker” have been stuck in my head ever since I watched it help

@user-ve2ny4uq8l Ай бұрын

I’ve come back to this video so many times and it never fails to astound me that Bella straight up tells Pinocchio that she doesn’t even like him (15:33) and then slams the door in his face I understand lying to him but she did NOT have to go off like that 😭

@aurawarrior1367 Жыл бұрын

The diss track unironically slaps. Missed opportunity for a line about "Wooden Acting"

@avalinah Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@randomslomo1875 Жыл бұрын

I thought it was kinda scary. I was petrified.

@blehbushka9940 Жыл бұрын

@@randomslomo1875 naw broo lmao

@ellarose7114 Жыл бұрын

honestly he should’ve given the ORIGINAL original pinocchio a verse

@audreydunn9595 Жыл бұрын

deadass it was actually rlly good

@snubnosedmonke 2 жыл бұрын

holy shit that diss track was so cleverly written and enjoyable, unlike the entirety of that movie

@3rdwheel143 2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@jamesallen5704 2 жыл бұрын

like it was actually so fucking good

@shinykasu2205 2 жыл бұрын

"Got Bella on my face, gonna start fibbin'" sent me into orbit.

@delbrooke7655 2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like something noel would write

@Kaeruchann 2 жыл бұрын

Fr holy shit . That was hella dope 😂

@tafffita 7 ай бұрын

Tbf to Pinocchio, he had the same reaction to being alive as me waking up every single day

@EverestIX-kd9vz 4 ай бұрын

MAMA MÍA AM I A HISPANIC

@Sleepdeprivedkitty 8 ай бұрын

No more music. Nothing ever written will compare to "skidee skidee skideez nuts, mother fucker."

@zbcrazy 2 жыл бұрын

“The cops show up for no reason” the most realistic part of the movie

@GwynC 2 жыл бұрын

@Текаshi 6iх9ine 🅥 whoa it's 6ix9ine!!! Dude I hate your music dude!!! Haha

@GwynC 2 жыл бұрын

@UCqOo_0WFyD8gz5zL28b9WvQ porn bot porn bot

@Jack_Saint_Archive Жыл бұрын

Based

@stink1871 2 жыл бұрын

the whole point of creating pinnochio was so that old man didnt have to be lonely anymore and the first thing pinnochio does is immediately try to leave him 💀💀

@hexhollows 2 жыл бұрын

father, when can i leave to be on my OWNN

@fishysc0okielife 2 жыл бұрын

@@hexhollows I've got the whole WORLD TO SEEEE

@Getout634 2 жыл бұрын

@@fishysc0okielife worldussy**

@Red_Devil_Stew 2 жыл бұрын

@@fishysc0okielife skidEE skidEE skidEE

@anaghaarao5014 2 жыл бұрын

@@hexhollows ive got THE WHOLE worldussy 😩

@icarus4302 10 ай бұрын

6:55 cannot believe Kurtis missed the chance to say Pinnichio was hiding because he was gonna be arrested for breaking the "LAWS" of Physics (/j)

@broski18 3 ай бұрын

10:42 knew exactly what you were referring to here. it's "they who casteth stones ought not to live in glass houses", aka "bro, says you; dont be a hypocrite"

@zanemarciniak7789 2 жыл бұрын

How are there not more comments about how lyrically complex the song is, the rhyme scheme is crazy. I can tell you put a lot of work into it Mr. Mayor, and it absolutely paid off

@miyookii123 2 жыл бұрын

THIS.

@somethingstupid1075 2 жыл бұрын

fr tho. I hope he posts it separately otherwise I’m gonna be coming back to this video all the time just for the song.

@mm-ei9fk 2 жыл бұрын

upvote, retweet, and all of the above

@h1p.h0p 2 жыл бұрын

fax. i thought it was gonna be a goofy song but he actually went in

$@frickfrack7075$

@frickfrack7075 2 жыл бұрын

Dude went so hard for a Pinocchio diss track!

@osvaldoillescas3329 Жыл бұрын

only kurtis could make a rap dressed as pinocchio and still look cool

@dogouchu4356 Жыл бұрын

id try to dissagree but, what do i nose

@asingularsock07 Жыл бұрын

@@dogouchu4356 When i tell you i W H E E Z E D

@KeiraDosentStopYapping Жыл бұрын

@@asingularsock07 same here man lol

@calycalyps0 Жыл бұрын

And the diss track is actually fire too😂

@shrimpchip37 Жыл бұрын

“Ska-dee ska-dee ska-deez nuts motherfucker”

@jaybaby65 11 ай бұрын

the only time ive watched this movie was high off my ass and all i could remember about it was how the voice acting sounded like the actors were given their lines out of order and out of context

@zubetp 7 ай бұрын

to be fair when i'm high all dialogue sounds like that

@roxannemarrero8728 23 күн бұрын

That butterface scene/joke killed me I literally had to pause the video bc I was laughing too much 😭

@DevoteaSings 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that the rap sounds sick even in 2x really says something, those bars were straight up firewood

@gnair5094 2 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@anopinion1349 2 жыл бұрын

firewood

@RaeRae126 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO FIREWOOD💀

@OliverShearer 2 жыл бұрын

U JUS SOME DRIFTWOOD

@georgeford8221 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude I was impressed

@tux75 2 жыл бұрын

The cat is the best character. He's the only one with consistency. He shows a consistent need to destroy things. Just like a real cat.

@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын

Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZfaqr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear tuc

@3starsburningbright 2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku lmao wtf

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 жыл бұрын

Also, the cat reacting to Pinocchio is actually how everyone should’ve reacted in the original. I was expecting some sort of reference to #Roxy btw

@blending_in 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who has 4 cats, I can confirm

@kittylovecookie7825 2 жыл бұрын

Bruh did you just copied word to word from another user under Saberspark video about this movie 💀

@thegoofiestgoober7766 2 ай бұрын

10:36 the scatman transition goes crazy unironicly though🎉🎉

@zubetp 7 ай бұрын

here's my support for inkbox: i scrolled through every single design they had and eventually came across a duck wearing a little party hat riding a skateboard. the design was called "party boy."

@seashinesarah2898 2 жыл бұрын

honestly, and i'm not being sarcastic here. Those lyrics SLAPPED. Like actually, you killedddd it with the rhyming schemes and incorporation of puns and it just WORKED SO WELL. Fantastic job, I would loveee to see you write more music, non-parody style even.

@artisticmunga9610 2 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/eLiAh9Fy2p7diaM.html

@lu656 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! Like, it’s… actually really good?

@asterr1495 2 жыл бұрын

yess

@mochamoo2139 2 жыл бұрын

@@lu656 you could say it’s… very really good

@seashinesarah2898 2 жыл бұрын

@@mochamoo2139 ayyyee

@venusrose9890 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love the power move of starting your retelling of a popular story by denouncing all other versions as fiction.

@Novastar.SaberCombat Жыл бұрын

"WELCOME TO ALL THINGS SCO'ISH. IF ISS NOT SCO'ISH... ISS CRAP!" --Mike Myers

@nany_quinha Жыл бұрын

Ive seen a few of these and they are usually the ones that deviate the furthest from tbe source material 🤣 its honestly so funny, but they got some balls to declare that "this one is the truest true one to ever truth ever, none of these other ones could bruh"

@BLET_55artem55 7 ай бұрын

@@nany_quinhathat's kind of a joke, it isn't supposed to be taken for granted

@nany_quinha 7 ай бұрын

@@BLET_55artem55 i know...? I was joking too

@Gobble640 7 ай бұрын

LMAO FR

@FruitiestSushi 8 ай бұрын

15:30 no one is talking about THIS delivery tho

@adethesimp Жыл бұрын

26:32 "get bella on my face ima start fibbin'" WHAT NOOO IM DEAD 😭😭😭

@spiltmilk0204 2 жыл бұрын

say what you will but i think Pauly Shore’s voice acting makes this movie 100 times more hilarious. the delivery on some of his lines makes me laugh so hard it hurts

@piss7610 2 жыл бұрын

Engineer gaming

@homestuckhauntsme 2 жыл бұрын

He's definitely the best part of the movie.

@spiltmilk0204 2 жыл бұрын

HOLY HELL KURTY BOY NOTICED ME

@spiltmilk0204 2 жыл бұрын

@@piss7610 engineer gaming

@spiltmilk0204 2 жыл бұрын

@@homestuckhauntsme absolutely

@cellytron Жыл бұрын

“Once Pinocchio recovers from the gunshot” is my new favorite sentence

@bovinityleak2066 Жыл бұрын

Merica 🫡

@cellytron Жыл бұрын

@@bovinityleak2066true

@the_Dos__ Жыл бұрын

@@bovinityleak2066 ah yes, pepper

@Random-sk6hm Жыл бұрын

Pinocchio is a real boy ... a real boy in an American high school

@It_Is_Oylenox Жыл бұрын

@@bovinityleak2066 Russia actually

@wonderbugone Ай бұрын

I've literally already seen this, but the cat just shooting Pinocchio took me by surprise and I laughed out loud 😂

@syrianadaich 2 жыл бұрын

I'm 99% sure that whoever was in charge of editing the English dub expected exactly zero English speaking people to ever watch this.

@Nixahma 2 жыл бұрын

Self fulfilling prophecy

@EduardoMartinez-rs3bu 2 жыл бұрын

Kurt is actually the first ever person I've seen talk about this movie who has acknowledged that English isn't the original language, like every other dude just bashes on the voice acting and pretends like they're the original actors, if the lines sound weird it's because they're dubbed, and that's what every dubbed movie has to go through but since they've never experienced that before they want everything to be perfect, and don't get me wrong, the movie would still be trash even if the dubbing was perfect but these people just act as if they owned everything, it's good to see at least some people still acknowledge the existence of other languages instead of trying to make everything revolve around English.

@erainmartinez8175 2 жыл бұрын

well this sucks

@Mag3.1415 9 ай бұрын

Well now over 6 million of them have seen it

@chloedaugherty9567 2 жыл бұрын

WHY IS KURTIS ACTUALLY KIND OF A GOOD RAPPER

@GucciLarue 2 жыл бұрын

DEADASS I HAD TO REPLAY THE TRACK A FEW TIMES….BARS UNMATCHED

@hannahveium4082 2 жыл бұрын

GENUINELY LIKE IF HE PUT OUT MORE RAP OMFG

@chloedaugherty9567 2 жыл бұрын

yall i just realized this comment sounds so backhanded i genuinely thinks he's good but it was just surprising 😭

@GucciLarue 2 жыл бұрын

@@chloedaugherty9567 I thought it sounded genuine bro dw dw 😳don’t overthink

@rooty 2 жыл бұрын

WHAT DO YOU MEAN KIND OF

@pleiadesh.4828 11 күн бұрын

Tybalt’s whole character is delivering moral tags that make 0 sense😭😭😭

@sophiethoma4865 8 ай бұрын

if this was a live action movie the cat would be played by james corden

@ballerbeau69 2 жыл бұрын

Why are you confused that Pinocchio is hiding from the cops? You just told us he broke the *laws* of physics.

@bibsp3556 2 жыл бұрын

"Stop. Physics police!"

@constonks 2 жыл бұрын

@@bibsp3556 that's a trick the physics cops pull to add a second charge. Remember, "an object in motion will remain in motion." Know your rights.

@bibsp3556 2 жыл бұрын

@@constonks love it lol. Know your rights when breaking the laws of physics. Breaking the lightspeed barrier might seem fun, but did you think to consult your attourney?

@hannahmangus4392 Жыл бұрын

“Without any help from us fairies” sounds like she’s doing Trixie Mattel’s version of a Swedish accent

@misaefre Жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING OF TOO LMAO

@shadypixel4478 Жыл бұрын

The aforementioned fairie

@imeantloveyou5eva Жыл бұрын

COMPLETELY

@gideongivesharrowboners Жыл бұрын

all I'm thinking of is Swedish Cher

@alnabulsi313 Жыл бұрын

*Hällo hällo tha puppet people!* 🤣👏

@Xetelian Ай бұрын

3:36 imbuing an inanimate object with Pauly Shore's soul is how he was born in the first place, so this is a true story after all

@SoggyOpossum 11 ай бұрын

I think kurtis said "What do I nose?" In this video more than he said "I hardly know her" ever

@Dopefilthy 2 жыл бұрын

The “let me ask you equestrian” part was absolute gold.

@Toby2017 2 жыл бұрын

I stopped the video and fell to my feet laughing. 😂😂😂

@willnotshutup 2 жыл бұрын

@@Toby2017 you fell to your feet??

@charliehigginson7990 2 жыл бұрын

@@willnotshutup he stopped ascending from the meditative state he entered while watching the video

@willnotshutup 2 жыл бұрын

@@charliehigginson7990 ah, makes sense

@i3handean423 2 жыл бұрын

this line was used in the movie 'It takes two" 1995

@Patterrz 2 жыл бұрын

The Pinocchio coming alive scene is actually the funniest thing i've seen all day

@thismustbeisaac 2 жыл бұрын

“I’m a boy and I’m alIIIIIIVVVEEEE-“ always gets me istfg

@user-ou8zk8wl3j 2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a fan silly dub

@Ventafps 2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say he edited that part but no it's fucking real

@v1x3D 2 жыл бұрын

@@thismustbeisaac fr 😭

@leahjk97 2 жыл бұрын

I know right??

@freakenstein1204 6 ай бұрын

screaming 'ALIIIIVE-uh mmMMMAHHHH AHK ahk- IM A BOY AND IM ALIIIVE! AH' and immediately crashing into shit is exactly how i came out as trans actually

@Ahbakedziti. 11 ай бұрын

This is my favorite video of all time. I cry laughing every time. Ive shown it to all of my friends. This is so underrated. Its a masterpiece.

@Lucy-fn9rj 2 жыл бұрын

i have to admit, if i were a 54 year old man and i got an offer to voice pinocchio i’d have a very hard time saying no

@big_sea Жыл бұрын

yes

@unamedaccount4617 Жыл бұрын

yes

@koiifsh Жыл бұрын

yes

@gwyngwyn_2416 Жыл бұрын

yes

@idespisethisapp Жыл бұрын

No.

@sophiaako7663 2 жыл бұрын

The line at the end "Get Bella on my face imma start fibbin" really caught me off guard

@ssunsspott5170 2 жыл бұрын

Like goddamn dude!

@DarkShadic9632 2 жыл бұрын

@@KINGJERMARCUS you didn’t come up with the bars “I’m a Trojan horse, you just some driftwood”, so good luck

@_eIIa_ 2 жыл бұрын

i wish you couldve seen my face 😭

@QueenKunta 2 жыл бұрын

Followed by *“thank you, daddy!”* It’s perfect.

@skzanarchist 2 жыл бұрын

i had to replay it 😭

@storey662 7 ай бұрын

Seriously, that diss track was FIRE! 🔥 Especially 26:32 😂 Pauly Shore saying “Thank you Daddy” as Pinocchio isn’t something I would have EVER thought I’d hear in a rap track (for so MANY different reasons), but DAMN if it doesn’t take it to the next level! Hilarious as usual.