The bug is to wise , the only option to do is pray , soon it'll take over the world

All hail bug

All hail bug

All hail bug

All hail bug

woah no replies?

@@FireCraftEntertainment joe mama

@@Rayven_420 KZfaq’s experimental translate feature just provided a translation of “joe mama”, translating it to “joe mama”. I expect nothing less from KZfaq. Glorious

Im the third to comment of this comment. Im proud and i want to thank to my dad, and my mom, my friends, my best friends, my teacher, my principal, my math teacher, my science teacher, my english teacher, my PE teacher, my geograpic teacher, my second math teacher, my second science teacher, my second PE teacher, the clown class in my class, the quiet kid that is in my class, the anime kid that is in my class, the front kid, the back kid, many of that later... my president, all of the president, and all of the kings, and all of the queens, 1 year later. And i the last one is god. Yeah i totally mant to say god at the last not first.

@@redpepper74 YOU MORO

Imagine if it was a bug species of the longest lifespan

@@dfquartzidn6151 fun fact! That would be a termite queen! the average termite queen can live around 17 years, while some have been known to live up to 50! Imagine being trapped alone in a room, guarded by the malevolent matriarch that is the termite queen! You just want to get to class, but she won't let you. Thousands of tiny termites swarm you with every move you make, you try to inch your way out but they swarm your feet... it becomes impossible to traverse the room without wading through a sea of termites. The minutes turn to hours, turn to days, turn to weeks... or has it? You can't remember. Time has no meaning. You've finally had enough, you sprint directly to the door, termites be damned! But they quickly surround you, crawling up your legs, making their way up your spine as they swarm you, biting and gnawing you as your vision goes black. You wake up at the other side of the room, the only thing between you and the door is termites. They keep bringing you food, you don't know where they get it, but it seems they just won't let you die. 50 years pass and the termite queen dies, the termites disperse and you realize you're free... but the termite queen got what she wanted. You're now a 68 year old with no life experience, education, or saved funds. "Enjoy being homeless" you can almost hear her chant from beyond the grave. "Why would a sentient creature do that to somebody else?!" You say to yourself as if anybody can actually hear you in the long abandoned halls of your local community college. "It just seems so needlessly cruel, there's just no gain! Now my life has been wasted but for what? At the cost of your own life it all seems so pointless!" But your words fall on deaf ears, for the first time in 50 years... you're alone.

@@fatlarry161 Thank you for giving me a new fear

@@fatlarry161 That’s beautiful and terrifying. I’ve already looked it up but this is amazing, lmao. Thank you.

@@fatlarry161 I'm just gonna hang this in my "KZfaq comments hall of fame"

mice usually don’t have wings, and their faces are a lot cuter than your average bug

@@wiltandblush we’re not talking about them we’re talking about everyone else

@@Someaceguy1937 You do realize we're talking about how elephants perceive mice, which is a completely different scenario from how humans perceive bugs. Obviously, elephants and humans will have different opinions on what features are "cute" and what's "scary" lmao, there is no point in trying to generalize here. All we can say for sure is that it's clearly wrong to say elephants being scared of mice is weird... when we get scared of bugs in the same manner.

A lot of bugs are really cute

@@Someaceguy1937 bugs look cool though

What He Actually Emailed Back Was Better

​@@2012petvetI NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE TEACHER EMAILED BACK

@@2012petvet its been 4 months, tell us what they said

It's Been Four Months, Hopefully I Can Still Find The Continuation Of The Post I Had Seen.

​@@thetankthatnoonereallytalk5933 it never happened he's lying

It's a psychology major and the students are from different degrees. Half are studying human psychology, the other animal behaviour. It's a full blown workshop to try and predict the course of the struggle.

@@mediokay508 I'd actually show up if labs were like this.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off except this.

Then they all decide to video call the student to help them overcome the hardship through sheer power of friendship, and we get YuGiOh-like reaction shots of the teacher and the classmates nervously analyzing the moves of both parties and trying to figure out a way for our protagonist to survive the seemingly impossible challenge from fate itself. Halfway through the battle, the teacher gives us an emotional flashback of when they found themselves in the same situation and managed to overcome it thanks to their friends' support, so they cheer up the protagonist together with the other students, allowing them to finally find the courage to face their fears and defeat their childhood arch-nemesis forever (read: until the writers run out of ideas for a sequel)

we can easily picture this scene irl

😆

🤯🥵🥵😩😩😩🤗🤗🤗

Even better than a stalemate? A mate.

hhahahaha get it because the funny art of war guy.

@@greatwavefan397 *sad virgin noises*

Cause it is

He said "I will be there" so he has faith he will survive

​@@Noperarei guess faith is one of the last things you lose

Because it's not a non-genuine excuse e-mail, she really got a bug phobia and it's so relatable, the phobia does make you feel like you're in survival mode with a genuine panic attack... 😉

​​@@8SaoriKatsu8I had a black field cricket in my house and at the time I had no idea it was. They are absolutely terrifying if you don't know it's a cricket. It's fast, its large, it has wings, and sometimes it runs straight at you.

Tell me you're English without telling me you're English.

@@clexo2155 "No problem mate, I hope that whatever you're doing is done to a T".

He?

He knows he will lose, but he'll live to fight another day

A disadvantage is merely a situation, not the outcome.

It crawled inside him and now controls his body

Oh God

I would literally pay to watch this movie

I am the 500st like

but that email would lead the bug to the crime

Profile pic checks out.

Lmao

he got dunked on

@@BasedPureblood profile pic checks out

Bug is smart?

I cannot recommend enough having a net (from the $1 Store is more than adequate) handy somewhere logical in the home. Sharp decrease in random, unexpected stress.

always have a window

@@echognomecal6742i use a torch

Same here........... 😵‍💫

Based prof

BASED

Professional

Imagine if the response was "lmao same"

@@AffyMoon 6

😂😂 this comment section is even funnier than the video

dudee😂😂😂

@Kaelan Cardwell Okay Kaelan Cardwell

Number fifteeeeen, cæn you emagine beeeing stuck in your rooom with this hideous crrrreatutre? Honestly If I sahw that damn thing in my room, I’d stomp on on it till it was a small brown STEIN. This was so uncalled for but I just had to.

💀🤌

I read this before watching the video and was very afraid

@@blankblank482 a natural reaction

@@blankblank482 not those people who read comments before watching the video-

@just some guy tired of life continuing: also, could you please tell that bug to come in to class tomorrow.

Where did you find this???

@@koldbrew7582 it's all over the internet. Pretty sure it originated as a Tumblr post.

@@mydy5863 Is that site still dying?

@@wildfire9280 It died a long time ago Its still being used by it's own small community though and a lot of fandom artists

@@wildfire9280 I like to think it's only able to exist because of the fact that it is both constantly dying and somehow alive.

dont underestimate human's fear

Like a soldier writing his final goodbyes to the world 💀

When he finally gets out the room, he finds out there are more bugs everywhere he goes.

@@shawnd181 “To my dearest wife Edith” 😭😭

Stfu

YeEe

you're laughing, a man is respectfully in tears, and you're laughing

Respectfully, I am in tears.

Yes, yes I am!

No not really it's funny *b u t* Im not laughing

I’m the type of person to that to my professor for I am unarmed when I battle a bug, normally I would have a shoe or something so I would have a decisive victory. But since I’m in my room, I’m completely unarmed because I don’t have a weapon, I can’t use the keyboard I’m typing on right now too.

y u gotta do 'em like that dude, he's fighting for his life and you're mocking him.

Me to

Lmao yes!!!!

when you said metamorphosis I thought of something else

@@F1reBeat Unfortunately, so did I. D:

@@carbonatedbeverage4683 yeah it's still just as bad

Literally just finished reading Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka today for my english class. This had me rolling LOL!

Some say they are still trying to get out of their room

so the legend is true, the dark lord is here...

The bug had bested him...

I believe so too

You forgot flamethrowers are a thing. Oh wait, i forgot my gas mask.

Ok.

@@Segoz_ we do a little trolling

you don't wanna be in tears disrespectfully, that would just be rude

Please pardon my rudeness but may I know whose armpit you refuse to sign on?

@@Hirokuyume No problem good sir. That would be a small, intoxicated Scottish man with quite the beard.

The bug is guarding the door

The more online classrooms version XD. "My dog ate my laptop". Would be hilarious, stupid and cringe at the same time.

The dog didnt eat my homework, THE BUG ATE *ME*

@@Darenz-cg9zg "Why didn't you go to class yesterday?" "My dog ate my laptop" I don't think anyone would believe you lmao

@@Darenz-cg9zg I hope your dog is well fed and not starving by any means.

Yeah, prayers for him 🙏

Plot twist: hes talking about the bug

The bug or their grades-?

Yeah.. about that

@@Iced02 Where is the bug? Is he safe? Is he Alright?

OoF 💀

It says that he'll be there, does it means the bug will bring his body to class?

@@afisap6969 it's part of the disguise.

@@1337fraggzb00N He'll come to class in the form of a swarm of hornets wearing a trenchcoat

@@hexwolfi sounds reasonable.

I imagined the cicada to have Voldemorts voice from the Stephen Fry audiobooks when I read this 😂

lmao

Not related But your pfp though :O

@@Nyanparee Why thank you

I like your PFP lol

what the fuck is a water bug edit: i am terrified

What is a water bug?

@@thekillerworld7721 a bug that injects venemous saliva into its victims and looks like a cockroach

It sounds like a cicada to me. Harmless, but terrifying if you don't know what it is

@@thearmoredpanda6669 thanks. You've made me shit my pants

Nctzen?

Cuz johnny vibes- TwT

Med school profs be like

China intensifies

_I-_ _🐜_

The third: "k"

@@malnutritionboy the fourth: “you fail”

@@thatoneguy9666 fifth "Expelled."

Is that a Darling in the Franxx reference I smell???

"Understandable. Good luck."

Holy macaroni, and I thought stink bugs were scary 😭

Only problem is that it isn't a stalemate if you're at a disadvantage.

@@zaferoph I believe that "stalemate" is meant as an evaluation of a point in time. They both weighting their chances and it seems that the bug slowly coming to the conclusion that it has the upper...uhm...hand (or whatever that extremity is called on bugs).

@@zaferoph bug has mate in two

@@d1oftwins The upper leg💀

@@ayyylmao101 it has the upper leg, and more of them as well

🤣🤣🤣

Thanks I needed this

🤣🤣🤣😂😂 feeling bad for laughing at this…. It’s so true

In this case it's just idiotic.

If you analyze this qoute it dosn't make sense. Being strong for too long makes you less likely to become weak. ohh no i am too rich i am going to cry. My muscles are too big i am going to cry. Crying happens because you method isn't compatible enough to cope with what you're exposed to, implying you're inable. people that are inable to solve a problem is an indication of weakness. crying prevents you're body from getting overwhelmed when exposed to a problem that can't be solved.

"Are you done already? It's been over 5 mins" "Yea just 1 sec .... "

“Any last words?” “Yeah can I just tell my professor I won’t be there first?” “Ok”

*P r a y.*

"We are all going to die, may god have mercy on our souls"

10 Years Later: Service guarantees citizenship.

@@ZephyrUltimate_ *L E T T U C E P R A Y*

Chimera ant irl

🤣 why is this so real lmaoo

They never miss

"ok" sent from my iPhone *Long ass automatic signature*

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Spot on 😂🤣

962 likes and 0 replies? I'll make that change.

1.9k likes and 1 reply? I'll make that change.

2.2k likes and 3 replies? I'll make that change.

2.3k likes and 4 replies? I’ll make that change.

2.4 likes and 5 replies? I'll make that change.

😂😂😂

Hey Tom! I got a brand new PlayStation for my birthday!! Now we can play and have fun, This is the best day of my life Respectfully, i am in tears,

haha

Hey Nahuel! I love the enthusiasm? My hand can do all the chores in the dishwasher. I also know how to close all the doors in the house. I've even made breakfast on a sunny day. Respectfully I am in tears

@@nahueltorresramirez8841 makes sense

The sniper from terraria from team fortress 2

@@ambi_cc8464 what

It's some kind of farewell note.

@@ambi_cc8464 you mean the sniper from terraria from team fortress 2 from cs:go

@@megarigged no, no I think you mean the sniper from terraria who made a cameo in team defense fortress 2 in cs go who was from yo mamas house at fortnite.

You're always allowed to be late in actual universities. At least the one i went to. Its on you if you miss out on the learning material while you werent there. Has nothing to do with the prof and they never say anything when u walk in late lol. U get the occasional weird look if its a super small class but thats it hahah

@@justchillingdogg7924 oh that's really cool to know. Thanks.

@@justchillingdogg7924 Unfortunately, there are University/subjects where you have to attend classes and can only miss classes for say 2 times per semester (although the enforcement of this rule depends upon the lecturer). The reason for this is the Bologna reform and the fact that you often receive ECTS points simply for being physically present. It is very stupid, yet unavoidable.

@@Ghoddal Nothing like that exists here in Canada! You're the one paying for the service of the lectures and its up to you (but highly, highly encouraged) if you show up.

@@justchillingdogg7924 Yeah, sure, I absolutely believe that. As I said, this is due to the Bologna Reform in the EU and the structure of some subjects. It's not the standard here either. Regarding the payment: Keep in mind that in Germany, there are no university fees one has to pay expect for third country internationals (i.e. non EU states).

After I stopped giggling.

After my stomach stopped hurting because of how much I laughed

If I was the professor I'd have readied the class for battle to save our beloved comrade!

@@dankchickennuggets2809 THATS A SUICIDE MISSION!!!

@@MaladyKayjo It’s either die as a hero or live as a villain…

And then the bug does the default dance whilst you slowly bleed out and lose consciousness

@@mitchellbailey6258 exactly

@@mitchellbailey6258 the last thing you will see is a giant bug doing a fortnite dance… Truly horrifying.

@@mitchellbailey6258 nice amount likes

That's oddly specific

he/she is now

@@thehumanspider7 remember to rinse your bowl out after your done going to the bathroom

I don't know, "vassal of horror" isn't that great. Why vassal? A vassal has a very specific meaning in the medieval feudal system. It doesn't really add anything to this sentence, or really even mean much of anything. I think most likely the student originally wrote something along the lines of "servant of evil," and then used a thesaurus to try to make it sound fancier.

@@mikelastname9444 I’m sure they meant to use the word “vessel”, not “vassal”

@@williamjones8432 Could be, that does make more sense

"emotional distress"? Holy shit, if that's what the world has come to...

Ikr

@@bierwolf8360 wow , if the world has come to idiots not being able to take a joke ,, we're fucked.

@@sinniedagoat except it's not a joke. Lefties demand this stuff

@@bierwolf8360 bro really take a joke

I think it's the other way around.

Yeah so true lol

@@greatwavefan397 No not rlly

Lmao what's wrong with me 💀 I'm laughing more than I'm supposed to

@@greatwavefan397 yes

Imagine sending this email and your class shows up loaded up with RAID and BUGbGONE

420 likes but dont want to ruin it

Imagine paying for education lmfao, this comment brought to you by Europe gang

@@justinhamilton8647 imagine getting education this comment was posted by Africa gang

@@f1shyspace LOL

😆

🤣🤣 so true.

LOL

the "sent from my iphone" lmao

ALWAYS

For all we know this could have taken place in Australia. Would you want to mess with any critter from there?

869th like :)

@@thetruephantomking9823 Aussies probably

@@670HP-Package-NOW Australia, where staring at your impending death in the eye is your average Tuesday afternoon

The bug was definitely a cockroach

I know! How about another awful Whirring noise MuRAY?

I know. And Im enjoying every second of it

@Satsuki Shirotae Wow, why don't you be a little more passive-aggressive without the formalities?

I'm not laughing. I relate to this guy and feel sorry for him.

I want to go there and save him. I usually pick up bugs for fun

me too my friend

man this is so true i legit cant move because of a spider

Same

@@catevil5607 same

This is the same for me, like why do they have to do this to us?

yeah hopefully someone patches this bug already 😔😔

It got fixed on update 1.5.6 (the bug spray update)

yeah it was fixed when they finally released the newest update with the new characters and models. Not sure why the dev room was so close to accessible world buildings, they could ATLEAST have put it underground

@@Despacitoian The bug was so anoyying because it kept stealing my food so I just stopped playing life for a few months

@@Despacitoian ikr

Yeah

"And I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this."

@@_g8dfathr_678 Yeah

@@_Vergil_ Yeah

Yeah, pretty much

Thank you for your invaluable contribution

But What If You Don't Have Air Freshener In Your Bedroom?

@@2012petvet Other types of sprays can work too, like perfume or body spray 👍

@@memyaccount8213 You will never understand how much lives(and time) you just saved.

Lmfao

The British accent makes it better

It does! 😆 🤣

Why is that so true

It’s the music

like a dying vacuum 💀

Are you really the teacher?

@@dq38aj no they never said they were either

@@notyannz oh, i read too fast But thanks for clearing that up

@@dq38aj lmao no i'm not but i would've loved to be in that situation

Japan flashback

@@AlwaysOnForever "Here comes the sun"

@@treedroplets2984 do do do do

I think he arrived at class the day after... Unable to make the bug go away.

It's the land of the rising sun alright

Reading Kafka, are we? 😊

sounds like something Lovecraft would write

Indubitably

Indubitably

Not elegant, it's cringe. How do you guys find this funny.

If my teacher was that scared I would help out of I'm half asleep

Some vampire is out to get him at the stroke of midnight. He had 30 minutes before it transforms😂

I would do it for extra marks.

Well bats have rabbies!

@@Code_Lune 😂

Underrated Comment. 🙌🏻🙌🏻😭

plot twist. They were both just trying to get pass each other but the fear of each other was too great

@@clarakhong1148 xd, i guess its true after all, humans do believe in equality for all. whether its a bear or a bug,.. we are scared shitless

Please 😭✋

lol's

Probably because it was mediocre, no offense

@@maximilianmusshoff2733 Was it? I'd like to see you try. So come on, give us an awe inspiring performance.

I saw you had 665 likes but when I pressed it went to 669 😭

@@visin8984 oh boy you will embarrass yourself. I'll show you what a good performance of this piece sounds like

@@sevenmoreno we are still waiting

@Kaelan Cardwell I'm pretty sure it's a joke- But ok

@Kaelan Cardwell ok.

@Kaelan Cardwell you have serious issues.

Not more than the Asian grandparents walking kms, hills, rivers and what not stories.

@@dOVERanalyst i spent 5 minutes thinking about what "kms" meant here wow