Trump Accidentally Confesses in Stolen Docs Case; Biden's Marijuana Pardons: A Closer Look

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Seth takes a closer at Republicans fully embracing Trump even as the federal criminal investigation into his stolen classified documents intensifies and Biden taking the first steps towards decriminalizing marijuana.
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Trump Accidentally Confesses in Stolen Docs Case; Biden's Marijuana Pardons: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Жыл бұрын
When poor people are caught stealing they are thrown in jail. When rich people are caught stealing they're asked politely to give it back. 🤔
@auroraofclanborealis
@auroraofclanborealis Жыл бұрын
And when Donald Trump is caught stealling everyone denies it.
@ArmedDem
@ArmedDem Жыл бұрын
When rich people are caught stealing they run for office.
@jodinsan
@jodinsan Жыл бұрын
You forgot to add "asked to run for Congress as a Republican." at the end there.
@ianmaidment2258
@ianmaidment2258 Жыл бұрын
Pay a fine
@marileabond
@marileabond Жыл бұрын
Or they are elected to political office.
@AlexSeverinski
@AlexSeverinski Жыл бұрын
Don't let history judge him. Judge him now. With judges.
@Ironraven001
@Ironraven001 Жыл бұрын
But like real judges. Not Cannon etc.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
And indictments! And handcuffs!
@thomasperkins7318
@thomasperkins7318 Жыл бұрын
And jurors.
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 Жыл бұрын
or let Aaron Judge club him 62 times.
@seymourbutts4654
@seymourbutts4654 Жыл бұрын
TV judges ?
@emmagillespie653
@emmagillespie653 Жыл бұрын
The closed captioning saying “as Dana Carvey’s Bush” absolutely killed me. The clarification that it’s an impression of an impression 😂
@user-ms6ch1xs4h
@user-ms6ch1xs4h Жыл бұрын
Yes! Minute 5:15 That made me laugh even harder!
@carrieraupp757
@carrieraupp757 Жыл бұрын
Love how he was smiling as he was walking backwards 😂😊
@wrightthomas05
@wrightthomas05 Жыл бұрын
Corrections: You said we want him to disappear into the sunset. I'd prefer him to disappear into the sun.
@ziegweid
@ziegweid Жыл бұрын
or the ground. About 6'
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Nooo!! Do you know how much bronzer chemicals that would release into the atmosphere?
@cherylmarcuri5506
@cherylmarcuri5506 Жыл бұрын
We have several active volcanos. Close enough to sun temps for our purpose here.
@thomasperkins7318
@thomasperkins7318 Жыл бұрын
🤗
@johnshopkins554
@johnshopkins554 Жыл бұрын
His caked orange makeup would shield him, even on the surface of the sun.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
That statement once again... 'they planted that evidence that was mine'.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Жыл бұрын
And he declassified it before they planted it, knowing that they would someday try to frame him with the info that he had every right to steal, because it is HIS!
@FakingANerve
@FakingANerve Жыл бұрын
Exactly. "They planted that evidence and I want it back!" 🤦‍♂️
@mikefromwa
@mikefromwa Жыл бұрын
"The FBI planted those declassified docs that didn't even exist just to make me look bad!"
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I call that a confession...
@allyourcode
@allyourcode Жыл бұрын
He also said they didn't let him supervise, meaning, he didn't see what they did (as though that is somehow improper). Then, he claims he knows what they did. The type of moron who believes this crap is less than useless and can be disposed of without hesitation.
@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox Жыл бұрын
I loved the Biden backing away with a fixed smile, actually. Made me laugh.
@coleworld4385
@coleworld4385 Жыл бұрын
I was fkn dying 😂😂😂😂😂 I thought it was hilarious.
@julieholt7889
@julieholt7889 Жыл бұрын
Seth, as a jackal, I’m terrified of the news that NBC execs are threatening the show. You and your team have brought so many of us through such a dark time.
@sigil8386
@sigil8386 Жыл бұрын
What!?
@TheLocomono9
@TheLocomono9 Жыл бұрын
Ok BUT if NBC cans him, he can fall back on KZfaq or various other choices of career. Seth and the team should be fine no matter what
@girllittlemorbid
@girllittlemorbid Жыл бұрын
I always watch him on KZfaq anyway.
@RuleroftheSandcastle
@RuleroftheSandcastle Жыл бұрын
Furry.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Are we even sure his confessions are accidental at this point? I'm pretty sure it's more like bragging. I mean, what're they gonna do, actually hold him accountable for actual crimes?
@MsWarriordiva
@MsWarriordiva Жыл бұрын
I don't think they are!! He is so narcissistic he thinks he can get by with it. He doesn't care. It's ALL about him in his little mind.
@ferox965
@ferox965 Жыл бұрын
Trump has no reason not to brag at this point. He is a criminal getting away with all sorts of crap.
@curtsiekert
@curtsiekert Жыл бұрын
He's just trying to act like he didn't do anything wrong because he thought they were his and that he thought he had a right to have them.
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 Жыл бұрын
Until he is taught a lesson in his life, he's going to keep doing it. No consequences, no problems.
@WakeUpAmerican000s
@WakeUpAmerican000s Жыл бұрын
Courage Karnaga - >>I mean, what're they gonna do, actually hold him accountable for actual crimes?
@Ore0219
@Ore0219 Жыл бұрын
Remember when he said that if he lost in 2020, he'd go away and we'd never hear from him again? Just once I wanted something he said to not be a lie... Pain
@keithrodgersbigbama1555
@keithrodgersbigbama1555 Жыл бұрын
ohh he's going, just waiting for the indictment so that's probably the only truth he has stated ever
@kiddkuru
@kiddkuru Жыл бұрын
He was quiet until they illegally raided his house. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️
@geraldo6205
@geraldo6205 Жыл бұрын
@@kiddkuru Does the pain increase with your Dis Ease
@kathleenr4047
@kathleenr4047 Жыл бұрын
@@kiddkuru *You clearly know NOTHING about the law.* There is nothing illegal about serving a warrant to a person who breaks the law, lies about it, and then refuses to respond to a subpoena. AND HE HAS *NEVER* BEEN QUIET.
@kiddkuru
@kiddkuru Жыл бұрын
@@kathleenr4047 Kathleen…. The person who gave them a warrant was an Obama supporter and donated to him
@sharongarrett4356
@sharongarrett4356 Жыл бұрын
This one needs to go in the record books! I almost can'r believe how this show just keeps getting better and better. You guys amaze me. Really. Awesome, unending thanks for the laughs.
@LonelySandwich
@LonelySandwich Жыл бұрын
Let's all do our best to Make Accountability Great Again in November.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын
“Knocking down wontons?” - that’s wonton killing!
@seafodder6129
@seafodder6129 Жыл бұрын
"It starts with marijuana and where does it go from there?" Pretty sure the only correct answer to that question is "Taco Bell."
@sgvincent100
@sgvincent100 Жыл бұрын
😂 There’s a Taco Bell directly across the street from my closest dispensary here in Tacoma 🌮 🌯🫔 Heaven.
@Wulfspyder
@Wulfspyder Жыл бұрын
And the chip and drinks aisle at Walmart.
@dizzyMongoose
@dizzyMongoose Жыл бұрын
Nah, it's gotta be White Castle. Follow in Harold & Kumar's footsteps and maybe NPH will magically appear. 🪄
@susanroe3367
@susanroe3367 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@gamerleal9265
@gamerleal9265 Жыл бұрын
An increase in sales at Bakeries and Pizza Parlours. For some users it leads to Parenthood.
@The_Hagseed
@The_Hagseed Жыл бұрын
Been thinking about it for a couple of days now and it's still hasn't fully sunk in: I got a presidential pardon.
@lyxsoundstudio7474
@lyxsoundstudio7474 Жыл бұрын
had a lot of fun watching this ! keep up the good work! big up for the writers too !
@coragoodwin344
@coragoodwin344 Жыл бұрын
No accident, fools make a fool of themselves every time they open their mouths.
@mxp5525
@mxp5525 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Seth! You really worked hard for that punch line! Wok n Bowl! Love it!
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын
This year has been the worst year of my life. Struggling with depression, anxiety, having my first health scare and Seth and everyone at “Late Night” have been a lifesaver. Always making me laugh and smile and even if it’s just for 10 or so minutes, letting me forget about my problems. Keep up the awesome work everyone.
@tarajmartindale7310
@tarajmartindale7310 Жыл бұрын
Amen, you said exactly what i was thinking. No matter how bad my mood is, he always makes me laugh out loud. Thanks seth n late night.
@Anomalous_Audio
@Anomalous_Audio Жыл бұрын
You wanna talk about it fam?
@elisabethscott20
@elisabethscott20 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry it's been so bad and I hope it gets better ❤️
@johnc.2876
@johnc.2876 Жыл бұрын
I whish you the best, but remember that you are an infinitesimal point in an ever expanding universe more than likely to drift into entropy after billions upon billions of years.... Yay nihlism! In this sense, even though you, I and everyone else may blink out in the near future, the majesty of the universe will continue for eons to come. Cheers!
@chefnelsonsbbq
@chefnelsonsbbq Жыл бұрын
keep going, it gets better I promise. 🙏🏽
@LancetFencing
@LancetFencing Жыл бұрын
the backing away is totally just his sense of humor lol
@dhotnessmcawesome9747
@dhotnessmcawesome9747 Жыл бұрын
That pic of George H.W.B. was HUGELY appropriate.
@WavesoftheWorld
@WavesoftheWorld Жыл бұрын
I'm scared for our country. Please do whats right and vote. Aloha
@jare3959
@jare3959 Жыл бұрын
The imagery of Bush Sr unloading MILLIONS of documents in the parking lot of a bowling alley is just hilarious.
@pamelacass9642
@pamelacass9642 Жыл бұрын
@asdkotable
@asdkotable Жыл бұрын
You need to add the Chinese restaurant for full effect
@user-High-IQ769
@user-High-IQ769 Жыл бұрын
Which he did, all documented, how about Clinton losing the nuclear code sheet ? All documented, plus all the other blunders by all the other presidents in regards to documents they kept or had after their terms
@AgtPaper665
@AgtPaper665 Жыл бұрын
"Pot, porn, and Jan 6th hearings"? That sounds like a killer Thursday night.
@stephaniebobek817
@stephaniebobek817 Жыл бұрын
Throw in a pizza we're all set
@Wulfspyder
@Wulfspyder Жыл бұрын
Y'know what, maybe it would be OK if Biden ran in 2024.
@fierytopaz
@fierytopaz Жыл бұрын
Epitome of "don't threaten me with a good time"
@musicchocolate1390
@musicchocolate1390 Жыл бұрын
This was great 😂 I hope you'll have many more 'Seth takes DT at his word' segments!
@katiekuba6855
@katiekuba6855 Жыл бұрын
Agree!!
@LadyMoonsparrow
@LadyMoonsparrow Жыл бұрын
Just loved this so much! And Seth is so right, I would love to have those as posters on my wall! Very cool Joe Biden! Seriously, so happy that President Biden is reforming the drug laws on Marijuana, it is about time. And I like the gentle roasting of President Biden for simple silly things instead of the crushingly awful things done by ex-President Trump. Thank you Seth for another wonderful A Closer Look!
@Alex-cw3rz
@Alex-cw3rz Жыл бұрын
Remember to check you are registered to vote and vote down ballot in November 🗳
@Ironraven001
@Ironraven001 Жыл бұрын
Already voted by mail in ballot.
@finncatwillhelm2457
@finncatwillhelm2457 Жыл бұрын
I actually applied for registration earlier this evening.😅
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 Жыл бұрын
Specifically, vote BLUE
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
D for democracy, R for Repugnicans.
@Alex-cw3rz
@Alex-cw3rz Жыл бұрын
@@Ironraven001 brilliant
@LeCharles07
@LeCharles07 Жыл бұрын
8:23 Anyone else remember when Sean Spicer hid from reporters in the White House bushes? That feel like a million years ago now.
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Жыл бұрын
It was a simple time, when lying about the size of your boss's inauguration crowd could cause a Trump lackey some shame. Had we but known how much lower rock bottom would turn out to be . . .
@alansheiman4818
@alansheiman4818 Жыл бұрын
It seems like a long time because so much has gone on since then that is too much for us to absorb. Life is at break neck speed.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Жыл бұрын
There should be a plaque there. Point it out to visitors on the White House tour.
@piafunesbakker5095
@piafunesbakker5095 Жыл бұрын
I believe you Seth!
@Valarie834
@Valarie834 Жыл бұрын
Even the crowd was quiet when he was saying that. They know.
@jamiegasbarro2400
@jamiegasbarro2400 Жыл бұрын
Nobody likes Monday's, but knowing there's a Closer Look to watch certainly helps!
@oneirishpoet
@oneirishpoet Жыл бұрын
Amen, one of the only things that's kept me sane the last two years is coming home after a long shift at the hospital to binge on Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and Trevor Noah. I don't even watch the regular news because that just drives me insane, but Seth and the other late night guys are just the best. Words can't say how much they have meant to me but I do admit to being suicidal more than a couple times since the pandemic began in 2020... I'm a 63-year-old nurse and I have hung in there even while watching dozens of my colleagues just decide to quit or retire early... And to see what Trump did to this country during the pandemic made me hate this country a little bit more everyday
@jamiegasbarro2400
@jamiegasbarro2400 Жыл бұрын
​@@oneirishpoet I'm definitely the same way. Normal news channels are just not worth the effort right now. Gotta find the little moments of joy where you can these days and shows like Seth's give you the news with as much humor as one can during times like this.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
It really did sweeten my day.
@Ravyne
@Ravyne Жыл бұрын
I love Mondays, but I do agree with everything else you wrote.
@MariaVosa
@MariaVosa Жыл бұрын
Whichever writer came up with Wok'n Bowl and Top Secret Documents deserve a raise and a standing ovation
@sharongarrett4356
@sharongarrett4356 Жыл бұрын
I am standing right now. Agree!!
@kiddkuru
@kiddkuru Жыл бұрын
This KZfaqr is lying to your face and you believe it. You are a sucker and everyone knows it
@watersportsbyjamesfitzroy5870
@watersportsbyjamesfitzroy5870 Жыл бұрын
It’s in his head
@patriciachristianson8986
@patriciachristianson8986 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Seth ! Just when I think you can't get any funnier,you do!
@t.dmytryshyn2615
@t.dmytryshyn2615 Жыл бұрын
Even the people in the crowd behind him are looking at each other like, "What the f*ck did he just say? He stole documents and that's okay?"
@gazz3867
@gazz3867 Жыл бұрын
It's okay if you call dibs.
@pennyhollifield9431
@pennyhollifield9431 Жыл бұрын
@@gazz3867 😂🤣 ROFLMFBO - that was great!
@dacedebeer2697
@dacedebeer2697 Жыл бұрын
That last part where he said he wants them back sounded a lot like a punchline.
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief Жыл бұрын
It's not a crime if you say to a crowd 'it's not a crime'.
@user-High-IQ769
@user-High-IQ769 Жыл бұрын
Let me help the uneducated, uniformed, as former presidents, they have the OPTION to stay in the circle to continue getting documents, George Bush Sr , got millions of classified documents not being president anymore, Clinton lost the code sheet to nuclear, EVERY president and former presidents have access to the same documents. This is not new at all, it is to you all, cause you don’t know how how our government works, your just going after the lip flapping and no research on truth, do yourself a favor, educate yourself
@katiekuba6855
@katiekuba6855 Жыл бұрын
Definitely do more “Seth takes DT at his word”
@AskMississippiAskMississippi
@AskMississippiAskMississippi Жыл бұрын
“My political ideal is democracy. Let every person be respected as an individual and no person be idolized.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1930
@williammoorman692
@williammoorman692 Жыл бұрын
Always god to get some words from a socialist.
@WanderingExistence
@WanderingExistence Жыл бұрын
He was a democratic socialist, like Orwell and MLK jr. Democratic socialism is just economic democracy.
@seantracey9935
@seantracey9935 Жыл бұрын
@@williammoorman692 Yeah because Albert Einstein has not literally become a synonym for intellect and independent brilliance. So maybe you are poking holes in your own argument with your chosen analogy.
@bfg3890
@bfg3890 Жыл бұрын
@@williammoorman692 yup, like those nordic countries with their social programs, high quality of living and beautiful women
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 Жыл бұрын
@@williammoorman692 So sorry your parents never loved or cared about you, but it's time to grow up.
@WoodworkerDon
@WoodworkerDon Жыл бұрын
"It's mine! It's MINE!!!" Spoken like a true 3-year-old.
@donnettboes6224
@donnettboes6224 Жыл бұрын
Loved the laughs Seth ! And your encouragement on voting is fabulous dude!
@ur1friend437
@ur1friend437 Жыл бұрын
three words "this was way too funny and loved every second of it" lol
@Nocuadra66
@Nocuadra66 Жыл бұрын
Trump's podium reads PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP...?! Can they just please arrest this fool already?
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced the idiot still thinks he's campaigning for 2016 yet he also knows the election was stolen from him in 2020.
@melissam.pledger6467
@melissam.pledger6467 Жыл бұрын
That BUGS me, too 😒
@catrasredemption6981
@catrasredemption6981 Жыл бұрын
"As much as we all want him to disappear into the sunset-" No. I want him to disappear into the sun. Launched into it with a comically oversized slingshot.
@EchoL0C0
@EchoL0C0 Жыл бұрын
Bad idea. Then his cult would start worshiping the sun, as they would believe their god emperor united with the celestial body. Best put him in a cell and let him rot. Or better yet, force him to do community service. I'd LOVE to see that.
@whimblee
@whimblee Жыл бұрын
Two word....Maiden America....best US Iron Maiden cover band ever!
@TMercan31
@TMercan31 Жыл бұрын
'not Gunna doit!' - Seth doing Dana Carvey doing Bush
@alansheiman4818
@alansheiman4818 Жыл бұрын
I caught that one too.
@biancaluedeker
@biancaluedeker Жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t be prudent.
@neryskkiran1820
@neryskkiran1820 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE the clip of Biden backing away!!! He's got a great sense of humor. I could watch that every day and still laugh!
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
You ever seen him look around for dead people hilarious
@slavicslav7459
@slavicslav7459 Жыл бұрын
What do you mean? He is backing away from ansering any sort of questions from the media. Do you agree with that?
@anniefreeman9749
@anniefreeman9749 Жыл бұрын
Calming spirit. Whether right or wrong...open to interpretation! Love JB.
@RubbishFPS
@RubbishFPS Жыл бұрын
@@slavicslav7459 Wah Wah Wah.... Better than lying to the American people under a running helicopter.
@RubbishFPS
@RubbishFPS Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 United Shaites.... anyone got a hamburder? No? Oh covfefe! Hey General wanna grab my arm and steady me so i can walk down this ramp? How do you close this umbrella so it fits through the door?
@suerussell497
@suerussell497 Жыл бұрын
As always, Seth nailed Trump story perfectly. Love the Late Night Show.😅😅😅
@mxswallow
@mxswallow Жыл бұрын
I hope all you U.S. Citizens who agree w/ Seth (like I do) are voting on 11/8. I am. And making calls! This was one of his best segments yet.
@debmcgerrigle3477
@debmcgerrigle3477 Жыл бұрын
I love the time Biden slowly walked back from the media. It was a respectful way of saying "sorry no more time to talk, got to go"
@captainunderpants200
@captainunderpants200 Жыл бұрын
The little smile was perfect, too.
@sophierobinson2738
@sophierobinson2738 Жыл бұрын
I would like to see TFG walk backwards like that.
@vickyabramowitz2885
@vickyabramowitz2885 Жыл бұрын
@@sophierobinson2738 I would like to see Trump walk backwards...down a ramp.
@passionofthemics01
@passionofthemics01 Жыл бұрын
8:25
@davidneman6527
@davidneman6527 Жыл бұрын
He'd cue the chopper if there was a chopper to cue.
@poppybell8217
@poppybell8217 Жыл бұрын
You can tell that Biden cracks himself up a lot! Hahaaaa love it. That back-up act was hilarious
@ShinyTillDawn
@ShinyTillDawn Жыл бұрын
Two words: Maiden America
@g.g.matuga4986
@g.g.matuga4986 Жыл бұрын
😅LOVED THAT! When speakin’ to the millions of deplorables, speak in their dialect. 😂
@g.g.matuga4986
@g.g.matuga4986 Жыл бұрын
My mother stayed very active until the end; she walked every day and always walked backwards every day-because it helps maintain balance. Biden can walk backwards and he can walk down a ramp and ride a bike. Biden’s infinitely more physically and mentally fit than 45.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
I like it when he was looking around for that dead lady now that was hilarious
@bennettcawley4630
@bennettcawley4630 Жыл бұрын
@@ShinyTillDawn Lady Liberty's cute younger sister.
@thetechietoffee
@thetechietoffee Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love a Closer Look.
@AndrewMcColl
@AndrewMcColl Жыл бұрын
My family has a different definition for the Irish farewell. For us it's saying goodbye, then sticking around for another 10 minutes chatting.
@itsrosshammond
@itsrosshammond Жыл бұрын
Watching in Canada and thought to myself; “I should really roll a joint or two right now…” Hopefully Americans can all do the same with impunity before too long.
@Thurston86
@Thurston86 Жыл бұрын
I’m currently watching this stoned on edibles and eating some pumpkin pie! Happy thanksgiving, fellow Canadian!
@itsrosshammond
@itsrosshammond Жыл бұрын
@@Thurston86 Festive Salutations (as we always say on Canadian Thanksgiving) dear Thurston! Enjoy the traditional Turkey-Flavoured Bong Water!
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Weeds legal in America thought you might want to know keep smoking
@helenpatterson3858
@helenpatterson3858 Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 Only in some states, not Federally. Or did you mean Canada, America not U.S. America ?
@tflg3257
@tflg3257 Жыл бұрын
Both Joe and the CIA controlled news press are liars. He hasn't actually pardoned anyone for marijuana nor has he taken any steps to decriminalize it. He hasn't filed any paperwork on it whatsoever.
@jonathanburton3866
@jonathanburton3866 Жыл бұрын
He also confessed to wanting to date his own daughter, so he's not that bright
@rvdb7363
@rvdb7363 Жыл бұрын
And he still got elected...
@ewokwarrior2656
@ewokwarrior2656 Жыл бұрын
Lots of deplorables have a daughter , niece, or neighbor or school girl fetish. I had a neighbor who told me she and her sister would talk about their sons ..manhood...size. ... while the boys were wearing shorts.
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Speaking of presidents and their daughters did you see where Joe Biden's daughter said Joe took showers with her until she was 8 years old and it still bothers her to this day 8 years old I don't remember you talking about that at all scared
@mariesmith8454
@mariesmith8454 Жыл бұрын
Jonathan Burton, That was Trump.
@kazza6078
@kazza6078 Жыл бұрын
Another really really great closer look!
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын
Trump thinking “Get off the stage, you’re hogging my limelight.”
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Look at you space Force Commander reading Trump's mind good for you
@davidneman6527
@davidneman6527 Жыл бұрын
The audience knows the candidate on stage has only one function: get elected and do what it takes so that Trump is installed in 2025.
@justsaying14
@justsaying14 Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 He's quite good at it, right?! 😁
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын
@@danmcgriff1421 You really have to get a job or something to occupy your time. I'm sure this is not the only late night person or anyone else anti-Trump you troll. You claim you are a history teacher and live in a million dollar home? I call BS because such a person could not spend as many hours out of their day doing what you do. They would be working and getting some well earned sleep. You probably live in your mother's basement living off of Cheetos and Mt. Dew Code Red.
@stephenschwartz5658
@stephenschwartz5658 Жыл бұрын
Omg “Seth takes trump at his word” is now my favorite subsection, I need more of this in my life
@sherinameless1618
@sherinameless1618 Жыл бұрын
I second this suggestion! And it could be expanded to "Seth takes Margie Tayor Greene at her word," and we could watch as she shows us Democrats literally killing Republicans.
@at0micbunnygirl
@at0micbunnygirl Жыл бұрын
Omg, YES! Seth, this segment was HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣 More please!
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
It was brilliant!
@ggerardlee
@ggerardlee Жыл бұрын
SSTTAHW - More please!
@ggerardlee
@ggerardlee Жыл бұрын
STTAHW (CORRECTION)
@carolinechew9155
@carolinechew9155 Жыл бұрын
Love you Seth!!!
@nicolebrown1927
@nicolebrown1927 Жыл бұрын
I would love for Seth to put "Seth takes Donald Trump at his word" into his monalogue all the time! He had me weeeak 🤣! He so funny, that he even make stuff that's not all that funny, FUNNY! Seth and Colbert always make me laugh so hard that I can't catch my breath!😂😭😁
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: 'Disappear into the Sunset' is the name of Donnie's bronzer.
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 Жыл бұрын
and tequila sunrise is Mel's only friend.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
The sun don't make colors like that, my friend.
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 Жыл бұрын
Herschel Walker Categorically Denies Ever Playing Football
@gatovolador7618
@gatovolador7618 Жыл бұрын
Hes heard that its a game that some people play but that's about it
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 Жыл бұрын
Vikings fans wish he never played. "we literally gave Dallas tons of HOF'ers for him?"
@christineanderson4755
@christineanderson4755 Жыл бұрын
Grand Funk Railroad! And The Doobie Brothers! Quite the musical Closer Look ❤️
@mikemattingly5128
@mikemattingly5128 Жыл бұрын
Much deserved!
@IAmJustR
@IAmJustR Жыл бұрын
This headline is just...delicious 😂😂 How is this guy a real person and not a cartoon character?!!?🤣🤣🤣
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I swear, we're in a messed up Black Mirror/Twilight Zone episode.
@juliahoward937
@juliahoward937 Жыл бұрын
Ever read MAD magazines take on trump? Priceless.
@JoeNoshow27
@JoeNoshow27 Жыл бұрын
"It starts with marijuana, but where does it go from there?" My eyes just rolled out the back of my head.
@stephaniebobek817
@stephaniebobek817 Жыл бұрын
Me too but I love what she says dems are giving us ,bring it on!
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 Жыл бұрын
usually it goes to Taco Bell or White Castle from there.
@Serenity_yt
@Serenity_yt Жыл бұрын
I always have John Oliver in the back of my head with: where does it stop? Fucking somewhere. It stops somewhere.
@gamerleal9265
@gamerleal9265 Жыл бұрын
For some users, Parenthood.
@georgeramirez7525
@georgeramirez7525 Жыл бұрын
holy hell, I mean, I'm sure his lawyers are screaming,....... FACK, no wait I mean FACK
@jeffswim
@jeffswim Жыл бұрын
The Dana Carvey impression of George Bush I was perfect.
@alisajordan1244
@alisajordan1244 Жыл бұрын
I think Biden is so cute. Walking backwards with that sh*^t eating grin was halarious! But then again I am old too. Go Scranton!!!!
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 Жыл бұрын
"Na' gon' do it!!!" - love how Seth subtly channeled his inner Dana Carvey for that!
@sharongarrett4356
@sharongarrett4356 Жыл бұрын
Yes!! Big nod to Dana! ( =
@darrylcarnell9976
@darrylcarnell9976 Жыл бұрын
Hey! Grand Funk Railroad STILL rocks (its some kind of wonderful)
@lifeoffreddy
@lifeoffreddy Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite segment on late night
@krisl.4314
@krisl.4314 Жыл бұрын
Hey Seth, my husband and I had our rehearsal dinner in a literal Chinese restaurant/bowling alley back in 2005. This was not quite four years after H.W. was forced to land in MKE (mere miles away from Long Wongs near Miller Park) the morning of 9/11. So when I heard this I just assumed thats where the story came from 😂
@noone_9999
@noone_9999 Жыл бұрын
You sir have, hands down, the best Trump voice out of every late night host
@cweissable
@cweissable Жыл бұрын
I agree 💯 percent.
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely, though it's sad everybody ever needed to have one ready to go.
@johnshopkins554
@johnshopkins554 Жыл бұрын
Ooh...yeah gotta disagree. Love Seth's impression but Jimmy fallon's is the best. Seth is #2 tho, way better than the snl guy.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
He gets the inflections right every single time!
@randyhowey7414
@randyhowey7414 Жыл бұрын
Amen ! I LOVE Seth's Trump !! And all his Impressions , honestly !! 🤣
@freedomofreligion3248
@freedomofreligion3248 Жыл бұрын
Great Closer Look.
@larryn1875
@larryn1875 Жыл бұрын
Guarded by EVERYBODY
@pmally2006
@pmally2006 Жыл бұрын
It’s like stealing company secrets when you get fired from your job.
@kevinkool3
@kevinkool3 Жыл бұрын
Except in his case he stole from an enormous company...the American people!
@kiddkuru
@kiddkuru Жыл бұрын
Me sure we also arrest Obama, since he stole 30,000+. Or what about bush and Clinton, who both took over 50,000? Oh, you wanna talk about how trump made taking classified documents illegal? Well he made that law because Hillary had a whole server full of classified documents which she destroyed, and the FBI said she did nothing wrong. No one’s above the law? Then Biden in the criminal in this situation for having the FBI illegally raid his house. You can’t debate this, it is facts. Cope
@lavedasutton4267
@lavedasutton4267 Жыл бұрын
Except this time the top secrets could have been sold to his good buddies in Russia or North Korea.
@markusklein1029
@markusklein1029 Жыл бұрын
"There is no crime." Yeah, saying so doesn't make it true.
@dfishhunters9054
@dfishhunters9054 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact it wasn’t a crime before 2016. But trump sign into law making it a crime and punishable 😂😂😂 that’s karma for Him 😂😂
@insane_troll
@insane_troll Жыл бұрын
In all fairness, "maiden America" is two words.
@cathycooper6135
@cathycooper6135 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious Closer Look, Seth. Really cheered me up.
@dawned-onme2601
@dawned-onme2601 Жыл бұрын
I thought that back stepping was brilliant
@GusCraft460
@GusCraft460 Жыл бұрын
The thing that I like about Biden just backing away from the reporters is that you can tell that he’s just seeing if they are gonna try and follow him. Plus it’s a lot better than that time Trump finished an interview and then wandered around the lawn like a lost child. Also there was no helicopter in the background. It’s the little things.
@sincityRNL
@sincityRNL Жыл бұрын
Yes I like that clip also, my other favorite is Trump being helped walk down a very dangerous lol ramp,the ramp was probably provided by antifa or blm 😆
@DARWINZOO
@DARWINZOO Жыл бұрын
sweet punch line "the little things" I always wonder if Trump could stand after that "forward truss lean" he does
@jazyjas3937
@jazyjas3937 Жыл бұрын
Exactly my thought!
@that773guy4
@that773guy4 Жыл бұрын
biden had no clue what he was doing, as usual
@GusCraft460
@GusCraft460 Жыл бұрын
@@that773guy4 stay in your lane, Ireland.
@MarthaCarnahan
@MarthaCarnahan Жыл бұрын
Seth doing Dana Carvy doing Bush Sr. "Not going to do it!" 🤣
@HopeWins777
@HopeWins777 Жыл бұрын
I believe you. This is freaking epic. It will go viral. Keep it up and help us break through that pride bubble👍👍👍
@nickolascharles
@nickolascharles Жыл бұрын
Gotta love how weed is a class 1 drug while fentanyl is class 2 Other class 2 drugs include some little things like oxycodone and methamphetamines, you know, “not as bad as weed”
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 Жыл бұрын
Countries being ran by idiots you just proved it
@50dbo
@50dbo Жыл бұрын
A tiny dose on your skin can kill you…. Not near as bad as refer madness. What a joke
@diablominero
@diablominero Жыл бұрын
Fentanyl is just another opioid. It's used as as part of some general anesthesia drug combinations and to treat severe ongoing pain (like from cancer). Just because the name scares you doesn't mean it's evil. Synthetic THC, which is sold under the brand name "Marinol" to treat nausea resulting from chemo, is schedule 3, i.e., less restricted than fentanyl, tied with testosterone and lysergic acid amide. The reason weed is schedule 1 isn't that they think weed is dangerous, but that doctors don't want to prescribe a plant with unknown composition when they could prescribe a pill or patch with known composition, so it has no medical use where it's the preferred treatment.
@The_Serpent_of_Eden
@The_Serpent_of_Eden Жыл бұрын
@@diablominero I don't think it's the "name is scary" but rather that fentanyl seems easy to overdose on and can be fatal. Whereas no one has ever OD'd from weed. Which would you say is more dangerous to the public? I believe each has a medical use, which should be regulated, one substance way more tightly and seriously than the other. That's not the case right now, though. Edit: I don't know if the chemical composition thing is the reasoning behind the scheduling. I'll have to look into that. I'm not sure why the chemical composition would pose a problem for prescribers. They're already shielded from liability, that's why we have an opiod crisis to begin with. Prescribing a big pharma pill makes money. But a plant anyone can grow? Capitalism can't control it, so it gets demonized and strictly verboten. That shouldn't be the reason for excessive criminal sentencing of users, IMO. Laws are meant to protect private citizens, not companies.
@nickolascharles
@nickolascharles Жыл бұрын
@@diablominero just because you don’t know the chemical composition of weed doesn’t mean it’s some unknowable thing. Weed has been pretty thoroughly researched, and as other people will point out, unregulated fentanyl is the cause of an absurd amount of overdoses recently. Sure back when things were categorized it was easier to regulate and make sure it was controlled and safe, but you want to talk about an unknown chemical composition take a look at the bathtubs and bleach bottles they use to make the knock off street drugs and tell me anybody knows exactly what’s in that. Medical fentanyl is not a bad thing, but that’s not illegal to have prescribed to you
@greenhat8978
@greenhat8978 Жыл бұрын
Who else wants to see Trump actually testify personally in court just so we can see him go to jail
@marisolaquino719
@marisolaquino719 Жыл бұрын
I bet a few millions would.
@ShinyTillDawn
@ShinyTillDawn Жыл бұрын
He will just plead the circle of fifths.
@howler6490
@howler6490 Жыл бұрын
Fifth...ad naseum
@geminigirltwo
@geminigirltwo Жыл бұрын
Me me and the rest of the world
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 Жыл бұрын
I say we put him on Judge Judy. Let the chips fall where they may.
@InanaNinsianna
@InanaNinsianna Жыл бұрын
PLEEASE ALWAYS Do Seth Takes Trump at his word!!! Platinum 🤣🤣🤣
@JohnRay1969
@JohnRay1969 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE the "knowing" grin on Anderson's face as he tells what the president did for stoners. He's the coolest rich guy ever.
@eacalvert
@eacalvert Жыл бұрын
Nicely done Seth and Crew
@romulus_
@romulus_ Жыл бұрын
the crew at their best.
@auldthymer
@auldthymer Жыл бұрын
Love it when Seth giggles! Made my night.
@katiekuba6855
@katiekuba6855 Жыл бұрын
A Closer Look is my sanity. Thank you Seth! This H.W. thing is the best 🤣
@susanroe3367
@susanroe3367 Жыл бұрын
Grand Funk Railroad! Rock on Seth! Excellent!
@traceyholt8223
@traceyholt8223 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE the smile on Joe's face as he backed away.
@juanmaldonado5541
@juanmaldonado5541 Жыл бұрын
Not accidentally , stated it boldly. LOCK HIM UP
@12HappyDonuts
@12HappyDonuts Жыл бұрын
My three year old grandson also responds "it's mine, give it back!"
@kpepperl319
@kpepperl319 Жыл бұрын
More importantly, where the heck is there a Chinese restaurant with a bowling alley?! Do they exist?
@az-bx4qr
@az-bx4qr Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to vote!
@jmajick4415
@jmajick4415 Жыл бұрын
Cannabis is the gateway drug to the refrigerator or Taco Bell if you're feeling adventurous
@jacquelynsmith6259
@jacquelynsmith6259 Жыл бұрын
It's not yours documents, not yours, not yours!
@thomasmuntzer1004
@thomasmuntzer1004 Жыл бұрын
that's it, this is what america needs, people that work a lot and then get stoned to take the edge off, those people do not complain a lot.
@ChrisParayno
@ChrisParayno Жыл бұрын
he literally confessed again. weird but not weird for a guy who pleaded the 5th lol.
@digi9ten
@digi9ten Жыл бұрын
"Lock her up" I didn't see that coming. 😂
@kylesmith452
@kylesmith452 Жыл бұрын
The Grand Funk Railroad references got me 😄
@karenscoville6307
@karenscoville6307 Жыл бұрын
When you said a Bowling Alley/ Chinese Restaurant it made me remember that at the end of the 1983 movie A Christmas Story there is a Bowling Alley that was turned into a Chinese Restaurant. They took out the "W" and called it Bo Lings or something like that. I can't believe you guys missed that!!!
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