I died at "The heaviest thing you could possibly lift, are your own feels"

To this day, I’m unable to have sex without Aleks singing “tHiS wAs My HoMe” go through my head at least once

Naboo: planet in Star Wars, home of the Gungans and home planet of Palpatine, probably Nabooru: nominal second-in-command of the Gerudo under Ganondorf in the era of the Hero of Time, turns traitor and becomes one of the Sages

Few bits of information for the less informed when regarding Legal Brothel Operation (or those desiring to partake): 1.The where. Seven Counties in Nevada currently operate Brothels. With 21 currently in operation to date. Any county with a pop. under 700,000 as of the last census, is allowed to license brothels. This doesn't mean that all do. Many do not. 2. Some info on the Women. They work as independent contractors, and they price as such. Each girl can change her price for any reason at any time. 3. The safety. The girls are tested weekly for a variety of STD's and infections, per law. 4. The motive. The girls working in these establishments aren't just slabs of meat to be penetrated by any pervert who wanders past with a wallet (their average pricing speaks enough for that). More than half of the time the illegal route is chosen (66% of the time to be exact) in larger areas such as Reno, or Las Vegas. These women are people, who chose that profession for a myriad of reasons. Many chose it because hey, who doesn't like sex? And they can make money, a lot of money while doing it in a safe, regulated, and licensed environment. 5. The age. Licensed prostitutes must be at least 21 years old(except in Storey, or Lyon County - 18/yo). Most establishments have the age limit set at 21 for any client. Some have set it lower - 18/yo. 6. The time. They work a legally mandated minumum of 9 days per work period. (Yes, they make enough money to not work more than half the year). 7. The "girlfriend experience(GFE)". While perhaps it may seem sad, this service benefits all parties involved in more ways than can be listed in a silly comment. The client is given intimacy, conversation, and companionship. The girl is given companionship, respect, and a closeness that an hour can only attempt to provide (for both people). She's treated like a person. And they discuss everything from childhood fears, to current socioeconomic issues facing the nation. Anything at all. Imagine a sexual therapist, and you'll begin to get an idea. There's an almost tangible pressure that is lifted from a persons shoulders when they know that sex is a for sure thing. Rather than dance around it all night, you have a great time with the person. Enjoy a hike, or a movie. Or share a meal or two. Play some video games. Whatever you can think of. Then fuck each others brains out 1, 2, 3, 4, maybe 5 times if ya got it in ya. Just think. For those with intimacy issues, or an adult virgin, or the socially introverted, or for anybody with a reasoning for it, these experiences can be the very thing that puts that pep in their step the next morning. Sincerely, the dude who knows a bit too much about Brothels.

I love this podcast. Never stop doing weird shit, and never stop doing these stories.

Best channel to pop up in my recommendations in a while

Glad I found this channel and subbed, have been on a watching spree and will show my friends later so we can all bust a nut laughing

As a native Nevadan, the pronunciation KILLS me every time but the description of the wastelands in between places like Vegas and Reno is spot on

Tbh my diet is exactly like Aleks's and I take vitamins too. I'm a few years older than you guys so if my body starts falling apart I'll let you know.

I cannot tell you how glad I was to login and see this in my subbox. Aleks is a sweet bab and his stories always make my day. More childhood stories with Joey soon please btw.

New Vegas actually used real life Vegas and outter Vegas as a base for the game's map. There are even some places in the game that actually exist, like the Hoover Dam.

Naboo - Forest, lake, and dome city planet where Jar Jar and Padme live Nabooru - Sage of Spirit from Ocarina of Time Hoth - Ice planet where the Rebels make a secret base and are found on shortly after having made the base Tatooine - Desert planet where Anakin and Luke were from Dantooine - Forest planet where the Rebels had a main base before moving to Yavin 4, also Leia lies about there being a Rebel base here in A New Hope

These guys are right about Nevada being both death,sand,and sagebrush

havent visited in a while, glad to see this podcast is still going!

as an ex walmart employee, can we get some more walmart stories?

One of you properly said Nevada! Nevada has only few places of notice. Las Vegas, Reno, and lots of military bases.

Fun for the whole family

Keep up the good work fellas!

godamn, sassy pants sounds like a high tier gf

I didn't get who you meant by 'Rick' until you mentioned the chicken sauce lol

I really appreciate these random personal stories and the internet topics you guys bring up. Quality podcast aside from the mics. You guys actually have a patreon or you guys just say it as a gag?

24:20 Tijuana Mexico is only 5 hours away by car. Way more reasonable than Sheri's. $150-200 at "Hong Kong Club", lots of 9's and 10's

How the hell could you afford 2DAYS??!!..how much was your total cost?

Found Sassypants twitter, your friend got got. She is all about playin that bae and gettin sugar daddies. She has a link to her amazon wishlist FFS.

You guys have Dr Thunder too? Shit I thought that was just some cheap shit we got here in Britain. That's like the most amazing thing about this whole episode.

Best story yet 👌🏻

I've thought of going, and might for my 40th birthday (2 years!). The girls I have my eye on are Red Diamonds and Alex Empire.

I love that beat of silence at the end.

Nevada really is just a wasteland I live here, Pretty much there's Carson, Las Vegas, Elko, and Reno and then the rest is just New Vegas style dessert

I see that you changed the name of the episode, but it's okay. I Still love you guys.

i love you guys :D

Do you guys think you'll cover other internet legends like CWC, as in Tumbles and other lolcows?

I went to Shari's ranch in the early 2000s my wife was gone for several years so I went out there it was ok but it cost me 600 dollars I wouldn't mind doing it again

YO DR THUNDER IS LEGIT. Im fucking addicted to that shit lmao

37:00 Oh, they charge for that limo? Renting a car is probably cheaper.

hooo baby new let me tell you about

You're right, the Jarjarians are from Naboo. lol

I love you

You can totally throw out a dead cat, it just needs to be in a bag with a label that says "deceased animal". But the mice option is still better. So long as you don't fuck with them they'll most likely stay away from you, or cuddle against you. Rats are better but w/e. The only downside is if you like roll over you might make one squeak or something. Dead cats are a no cuz the smell alone...

What is this channel and why am I subbed to it?

neat

why does aleks sometimes have voice cracks that make him sound like the rat from the Tuff Puppy show

Soon...

Dude I want to check out the Navada Brothels

Ne-Va-Da not Ne-Vo-Da. im from Reno

the star wars reference made me cringe and laugh so hard

Where's the reddit fan page?

I have no job and I must work.

in Australia it's legal and the most you would pay is like $350 But I know a place that would cost $195

yo i main Lucina ! damn this chick sounds awesome

Dr. B is objectively better than both dr. pepper and thunder, but thunder is better than pepper.

is there a let me tell ya about homestuck yet ?

7:30 na BOO, not NA boo

gross.