Isn’t that in chapter one of the bible?

DamageIncorperated86 imagine copyingsomeones comment because ur that desperate for attention

This meme is dead and has never even been funny in the first place

Fuck, I came here to comment that and you beat me to it.

@@utm0st libtard

Harley Langham lmfao

Wearing a poets image is considered edgy now? Holyshit you people probably think people wearing HP Lovecraft shirts are high ranking edge lords

MetaL BraiN \m/Extreme Metal Enthusiast \m/ yes

MetaL BraiN \m/Extreme Metal Enthusiast \m/ yep

Hunting humans IS pretty edgy, I give you that. Bitch shit, for sure. But totally edgy.

Lets play “let’s argue bingo”

He literally just exposed himself like that huh.

also "...bitch."

Are you not a butt man?

@@swingAE86 I like women for their brains M'Lady 🕵️‍♂️

Reuben Bolton hey

Joathony Phantanix

Jackthony Nicholtano

Because it's not like the rest of the quote exists.

@@daishoryujin95 it doesn’t

Thank you for the advice

o o o... k

I should have listened.

I needed this

Lol this was the first comment I saw.

Alucard Belmont lmao

Alucard Belmont sooooooo true; didn’t really think of it til I saw your comment

underrated comment.this needs to be on top

Man you just seem so butthurt

Oops

Now that is a good white people joke

@@zootinatorr fuck's sake you must be new here

@@zootinatorr yes it definitely does because the fact that you're new is the reason you don't understand the joke 💀

@@zootinatorr 💀💀

​@@zootinatorr It's a running joke that people in the comments will ALWAYS exxagerate shit and misquote the melon.

ok

Nah I definitely agree with your point. I think large part of the reason I enjoy buying vinyl so much has to do with being able to see the album art in full size. Like Plastic Beach has such beautiful art that is completely squandered by being CD size. It's like buying an album and having a print of the cover to display at the same time

I mean, I'm not a guy who listens to vinyl because it's just too much money/effort but there's definitely a quality difference.

@@KrikZ32 True, huge differences in dynamic range, the mastering is definitely done at a different volume for vinyls. It can be shocking if a CD version has very low dynamic range in the first place as you really feel the compression.

I do agree with this. As there is a slight quality difference but the visuals,artist support and collection elements are the main reason I buy vinyl

r/BrandNewSentence

*sacred

Easily one of the funniest things he's ever said here haha

Fantabongo's honkin booty in action: instagram.com/p/BPwWLqFDpf4/?hl=en

Assthany Twerktano

Ill twerk my balls until they drop - antoinee

Clapthony Thatasstano

Phat

@Adam Alexander thatistheplan

No, he does many cuts because you can't eat a melon whole.

@@travismacpherson3318 lol nice one

@@travismacpherson3318 That kid at the Cricket would like a word with you

Nas - “The Lost Tapes III” will reveal it all

@Lizzie Allen i go a little bit crazy sometimes, i get a little bit out of control with my rhymes

@@shadybeashooketh1911 "That's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor. I'm just psycho."

@@Kinnakeeter the person i was replying to said that and they deleted their comment 🥴

What about little girls?

@@roddor7254 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

His Melon nature is really coming out

We can't buy MJ's innocent but we can .............." LEAVE HIM A LOAN LEAVE HIM A LOAN NO NO LEAVE HIM A LOAN LEAVE HIM A LOAN JUST STOP SPENDING HIM AROUND"

thats islamophobic

I think he means as a parent maybe. But for Michael he was just a weirdo who thought it was normal. I don't think he ever did anything with the children. He just had a fucked up childhood and had a different look at life

Why does he do it that way?

just came here to comment that. you made me happy and angry at the same time

Now yuo see...

Nwo I see....

Twice

You know he didn't just sleep in the same bed. You know that in your heart. Don't lie to yourself.

@@gladspooky9455 so you don't think it's kinda suspicious that there was never any trauma and the parents were the driving force and the kids never provided a real story, nor do the stories line uo with each other.

@@snarf2400 That's the thing though... MJ wasn't a stranger to these kids. He didn't pick them up randonly from the street. And He never invited them to his room. If you know kids, then you'll know how clingy they are. Once they like you, they'll literally follow you everywhere. And That is what happened with Mike. Michael wasn't sexually abused (at least he never said he was), nor did he fit the description of a paedophile. However, You do have to look at things from Michael's background. The world he was raised in and the way he was raised. Though Times have changed, but he was Michael Jackson. How much does he know about the world changing? He wasn't exactly socialised. As a child, He slept in the same bed with other people, including adults. He couldn't see the big deal about it. But What was NOT a big deal in the past, is a big deal now. And If we look at it truly, there's nothing wrong with sharing your bed with a child, a family member, a friend, a pet and anyone for that matter. What's wrong is the sick mind of a predator. The disgusting desire and strong willingness of a rapist. They are the problem. I know for a fact that I can sleep in the same bed with someone (most especially a child) without getting sexual. This is why I give Jackson the benefit of doubt. And while you associate the word "bed" with "sex", many of us associate "bed" with "sleep". You'll be fooling yourself if you think, predators need a bed to abuse someone. Abuse can happen in many places. Both inside and outside. It can happen against the wall, at school, in the middle of a street, on a chair and even in a car. Et cetera... and sometimes people watch. But False accusation is also real. Everyone's innocent until proven guilty, including Michael Jackson.

@@theamazingcj2748 never any trauma have you seen the testimonies of these kids as adults?

@@snarf2400 I can’t imagine the mental gymnastics you have to perform to justify any of this behavior.

exactly

@VincentHanna121 great argument

Go do yo research

Steve Johnston right!? People really like to act so stupid when it comes to him...

@VincentHanna121 2:06 Literally you

69 likes

Perfect

Dylan McMahon The real question is, *who isn’t?*

"Nigga I'm a crack addict"-Young Thug

@@derekwadas8489 Me, I prefer tits

dammit you beat me to it

He’s an SJW now

gamers rise up

Thrash 4:29

Shoot maybe you’re on to something

You made me giggle

ChrisFS we do in fact live in a society.

@Adam Alexander rise up

It's true though, we do live in a society

@@jilla6594 Well not you losers. You just sit alone in your home all day.

I'm sick of all these fucking chads and stacys, gamers need to rise up

Replaced the universally acclaimed bass with a damn DJ console. Why does he lie to us like that?

it's not a guitar in the intro so not a fib was told

that's what I'm saying

You mean a 4 string extended range guitar

@@fantano THE MELON HAS GRACIOUSLY BLESSED MY POST!!!! XoX

@@lukec1471 more like 24 string extended key carry piano

A guitar is an extended range bass.

Agreed.

Gorillaz cds are a great example of this, I love the sketches and art pieces that come with the cds of their projects. I’ve started collecting cds because of them.

you can just get a vinyl then

@@bumba5897 more expensive

@@ij4927true but not that much more

agreed! what we're really doing is killing ourselves, and earth will likely rebalance itself once we're gone

I actually argue that atomic war isn't as damaging to the environment as climate change, we might reach a tipping point where there's no turn back and our planet turns into Venus 2.

Easy. Stop being pussies and switch to nuclear energy.

I don't think human extinction is likely to result from pollution or climate change, but "not killing the entire human race" is kind of a low bar.

@@emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 once the boomers die we'll probably give it another shot

Microfoot I read “gets him more dicks” lol

Let's agree

Microfoot i mean you cant really blame him for catering his content to the majority of his subscribers

Let’s agree

Let's argue: Ambony Fabtano reviews pop & hip hop because they are relevant genres in 2019, and reviews metal less because metal is fantastically irrelevant in 2019.

Guilty as Shit he was

I agree with this 100%

I don’t know how to say this but…. There was several children Michael Jackson was sleeping with and they accused him of sexual abuse every night they had slept with him but they ALSO said that if they were to speak out then Michael said no one would believe them. I don’t know how to wrap it up but there was many young boys who spoke out about Michaels alleged sexual abuse…

How do you know he wasn't a pedophile? All the evidence kind of points towards it, if we're being totally honest with ourselves. And yes, childhood trauma probably does explain most of his behaviour. But that's the case with most murderers, rapists, and other people who do horrible things. MJ is not unique in that regard.

@@rw4025 are you kidding me right now? MJ was literally monitored by the Federal Bureau of Investigation for a decade, and 70 sheriffs invaded his room. And in both cases, do you know what was found? NOTHING!!!

@@rw4025 Because a recording of one accusers fathers got released time ago and he admits to coercing his child into lying about Michael. The father laughs in the clip about ruining his life, getting money and more. He would later commit suicide out of guilt as stated in a suicide note. He was found innocent in the court of law. He was cross examined multiple times The FBI spoke to kids from The UK, Australia, Russia and more countries. None ever said things happened. One of the accusers has said they were molested in a trainstation on his ranch, 3 years before it even physically existed and was built. Another accuser only accused him of these things after his estate denied his request to be the director of a movie that was a tribute to MJ

@TJ Lundt Have you ever seen his bedroom? Thats still so creepy

WEIRD YES CRIMINAL NO

He acted as if he was a child but they slept on separate beds

- Metaknight- Yeh people always take this out of context. When Michael said ‘share’ his bed. He meant it as giving it to the child while he slept on the floor.

How Many of Us , Just in the middle of Buying Groceries, IMAGINEs A #1 HIT sONG, whole beat, whole lyrics, whole music video, whole live performance ,,, NONE OF us gets hit with that lighting,,,, He deserves to be 'WEIRD'

Phat disagree but y'know...

REAL TALK; FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT POVERTY WEAR

Cratchit as it should

More like leave the children alone

Trylica MJ is innocent.

More like tabloids leave him alone

@@Trylica MJ is innocent and was proven INNOCENT by the FBI

Where do you get this from?

But why??? Would you ever build a massive house and invite kids to sleep around in different rooms??! No you wouldn’t because that’s weird why does nobody achnordge even if he is innocent he’s a complete creep

@@Jamie-Sparrow Macaulay culkin said so on an interview.

That is so true!

michael jackson said in an interview that he slept also in the same bed, for ex with macaulay and another kid (I think his cousin). Where tf did you read the parents slept there too? source

Anthony is not worth engaging with. He doesn't read the comments of his videos. And he is right. The amount of paedophile fantasists down here is shameful. Sometimes you have to pick your battles.

@@mjreconsidered8900 he is not right i have proof of innocence. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/sL-oY9l9y9a2iY0.html kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hZpifK1o1NaudoU.html

Oh hey you

God i came down here to acknowledge the supreme power of DJ MELON and now DJ MELON is my new God GO DJ MELON GO DJ MELON DJ MELON IS THE BEST HE IS BETTER HTAN THE REST

"M E L O N O N T H E T R A C K"

we need a DJ Melon × Dj Khaled ft. Cal and Ashad

Facts

@@tenthofadime5657 and Logic

MoktarBN2 Iacomus bro he does 😂 especially when he’s talking about MJ

Holy shit 😂

Lmaoo he actually sounds exactly like him during the MJ rant

No artist's passing has ever hit me like SOPHIE's. She isn't even an artist I'd been listening to for that long by that point; I hopped on the train late. First heard her stuff in 2018 but really really started to connect with it in 2019 - I distinctly recall being reduced to tears listening to Un-Insides one night on the bus, after having realised I was trans. Her passing put me totally out of commission for a couple of days at least. Beyond that profoundly personal connection people had to her music, and her general place of prominence in the community, I think part of what made SOPHIE's passing so awful was indeed just... to think about what could have been. She'd been active for years, produced a lot of things, had a massive impact on the culture, and there's a lot of loose tracks floating around... but her core discography is *tragically* short. She deserved a lot more. Also relating it to Fantano for a second, the track roundup where he talked about the then new (widespread) release of UNISIL... you could see the man's heart break as he got to that track. I think he spoke for us all there despite not saying anything in that moment.

MJ was a pedophile

epicurus wasright Are you seriously that dumb

Was he found not guilty or innocent? Because those are 2 separate rulings, they don't mean the same thing

Mustashee He was found not guilty AND innocent

leavethe basket No

Hikiri Ultra THUG TEARS

He also didn't try to be rude

Cathal Deegan REAL NEGA

"Rap game thirsty, piss same color as Logic" - R Kelly

These jokes aren’t funny anymore bud

green new deal...really. either you are too ironic to be valid or an idiot. melon, you slippin

get inside michael jackson shinji

Variklis thanks I hate it

And Malcolm

Spanishdog17 don’t forget Mac

@@silver_cartel1719 yes yes, poor Malcolm

Don't forget MJ

And cornell

Anthony "I'm myself a man butt" Fantano

but there is no proof that the accusations are real

accusations were all confirmed to be false according to the trial

You could have been my bed time it don't matter if you're Four or Five

hey sakurai needs to nerf u

Matthew Elam oops ....... someone caught me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ask these guys parents they should know when they said go ahead now time to lay down with mj

Bruh

I fucking died.

SebsTheXeno yes thank you

There is absolutely no reason to watch Roazorfist ever.

@@anythingbutme6602 thnx

Anything Butme unless it’s the kulinski debate where he got dominated

@@kayt9627 That is indeed one appropriate situation.

Razorfist is a moron. If he dropped the intense/metalhead act he'd just be another basic bitch libertarian spouting the same bullshit as all the other basic bitch libertarians and no one would give a shit.

In fact, some call it a bass guitar

*B A S S*

or, the guitar is a bass

*cold

LET'S ARGUE

A bad childhood is NOT an excuse. This guy slept with children in his bed in a room full of pornography and pictures of naked children (found by a FBI raid in 2005), that alone is child abuse. Touching and molesting them is just a small step after that. He also settled out of court in the 1993 case for over 20 million dollars because his lawyers were afraid he would lose the case if it was brought to court. His lawyers are on record saying this. Any normal guy without MJ's starpower would be hung on the highest tree, yet because he wrote half of the songs on Thriller this guy isn't. Fuck that. He was a pedophile and it is in the wide open.

@@BB-se9bl dumbest thing ive heard thats been said about these allegations. If they found child pornography he would've went straight to prison

Itz Perkz It’s not dumb, it’s proven. The pictures of naked children didn’t qualify as child pornography. But it doesn’t speak in favor of him AT ALL.

@@BB-se9bl they found nothing. Literally nothing

Itz Perkz Keep believing in fairytales.

Never heard that one before...

Yeah, he's been copying him since he left KZfaq. Guy even imitates his jokes and looks. Smh 😑😑

I can dig it.

I genuinely thought this comment was talking about someone else.

Petition to move Meme Review to this channel

Josh Biggs have you given this theory a listen? Did you love it did you hate it? What would you rate it? What should I theorize next, you’re the best you’re the best, over here next to my head is another flat planet you can check out. Uh, ba bam. Anthony Fantano... Flat earthers... forever

Extended range basses and extended range guitars will eventually overlap and merge into one instrument called a biatar. And then Cthulu will rise from the City of R'lyeh at the sound of this monstrosity of an insturment to smite mankind for its ignorance.

huh

@A.P.G. MusicI mean, do you have more legal power than a court judge? I think not... Or have you been doing 5 years of research on MJ's case?

@A.P.G. Music if a judge cant why the fuck can you?

Gender

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LMAOOOOOOOOOoo

came back to this 3 years later, i was wrong here's my top 5 now 1. skeletal lamping 2. black foliage 3. cocquelicot 4. her wallpaper reverie 5. hissing fauna

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Michael Jackson's "victims"claim he was innocent too

It is rape because a child is incapable of consenting. Is he really suggesting otherwise? D:

@@bitchface100 MJ was found not guilty on both charges and even had the first child speak in his defense the second time. MJ was an innocent man driven to drug abuse because of people like you believing media hype

@@elgatochurro defining what rape is is not declaring a side in this argument fyi

I WISH he would do that. Since a lot of people have been realizing the truth lately.

Most people don't seem to point out as well that the room was the size of a Duplex, it had two floors, a guest bed (which is where the kids slept) and Michael Jacksons private room which was fitted with silent alarms due to a crazed fan breaking into Neverland Ranch once. There's also the fact that according to his own security team, Michael would often ask them to be in the room as well.

But why even insist to sleep in the SAME room with them? No matter how big the room is? I dunno, that just seems kinda weird and creepy to me. Why couldn't MJ just give those kids individual bedrooms to sleep in? It was a huge fucking mansion I'm sure he got room to spare.

Bullshit. Get real.

The Beautiful Thing That Awaits Us All He never “insisted” that he slept in the same room as these kids, it was the other way round. Liza Presley commented on how they would follow Michael around every where and would be beg to stay in his room. I agree that especially after the 1993 allegations he should have put his foot down and stopped kids from sharing a room with him but I think you’re looking at this dynamic completely wrong.

@@js4756 I dunno, man. Agreeing to sleep in the same room with kids when you're a grown ass adult is still kinda weird and gross. I know I grew up with an uncle I idolized and me and my cousins followed him everywhere (he was kind of like the "cool" unmarried uncle) but I bet he wouldn't have agreed to all of us sleeping in his room even if we all had insisted. It's just not the sort of thing a normal adult would do. If it was parents, I get it, kids sleep in their parents' room all the time. Some random adult is a whole other thing.

Pale la di da di da di da

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHA

😂

JACKSON (TBYOOL Part 2 Leak)

Dammit it sounds like the chorus of GUMMY why have you done this to me I can’t Unhear this

listen to death grips

he literally shared beds with children

@@JJBuoH doesnt mean anything,do your research,Mike had sleepovers not to abuse a kid but a actual sleepover,just cause he did that doesnt mean anything.

@@MusicFan..... ...

He has the best TEEF in the game. But no one can touch the Teeth King himself Antnee.

"Green new deal, l e t ' s d o i t" -Ben Shapiro

That's just FACTS

not nearly high-pitched enough

Orange man bad, folks

What a horrible thing to say

Lol

Many have.

@@SirCamera very few have* not even up to 2 people have lmaoo

@Jesus Pernia Who asked?? Lmaoo

@Jesus Pernia I was joking, calm down still😭

You need to listen to more music bud

Although no malicious intent and more than likely poor mental health on MJ, there is still the effect his behaviour caused on the kids involved to their own mental state long term. I don't think he's guilty of the crimes he's accused of, more so the way he was towards the kids was a bit out there, to say the least.

Yeah, I think you're right.

Wasn't there a kid who gave descriptions on mjs penis that were true

Naga no they claimed intently he was circumcised when he wasn’t

@@Gamegalgegod Did he actually effect their mental state though? I can acknowledge it's possible like the Melon said, but I don't believe he mentally scarred anyone (assuming he didnt molest them, of course)

Somali Pirate who pirates salami Dogs> cats

by bass i assume you are referring to those 4 string guitar thingys

Drums will be replaced with big breasted women

if that's the case expect 9/10

@@kathleenmaclachlan1541 well he has been dancing since 5 to 50 done ongoing tours in that case he is a good entertainer.

@@kathleenmaclachlan1541 well I mean He was an amazing entertainer And he inspired many artist today. I get it he wasn’t a good singer and musician but that’s just my opinion.

@@kathleenmaclachlan1541 Also the kid has been dancing and singing since he was five All the way up to 50 years old So you can’t really call him worthless And you should do more research before you go to conclusion bye! (:

​@@ccmjimpersonator9671you fake fan

@@Snyper1405 how

70 years after Hitler history books still write about him the shocker

wich one

@@gabrielfontoura253 I think he meant the one where he said "He's really a black n***a disguised as the superior white race, and I don't want him to be a part of the whites" I'm thinking it was this comment.

@@byron3718 can't believe when he said that

Exactly

​@@jesussquad2813 so you're basically saying MJ was a pedophile? Since you have a MJ profile picture

Samuel what’s that supposed to mean.And no, I know he’s innocent.Pleas don’t come for me

@@jesussquad2813 it was a joke based on the comment about the sweater

Samuel... no it’s showing how hypocritical it is for him to cast judgement on MJ with no evidence. Yet where a sweater of a guy who is PROVEN to be a Pedo.

OH well that makes it ok then.. wtf.

Vincecouk I mean that’s similar to saying if you have your kids friend staying over and your on the first floor and your kids friend is on the second that makes that wrong how exactly?

Vincecouk Did he say the words (this is ok), jeez, stop being a dick.

"even if i did sleep in the bed its ok" it's 100% in context

@@maddyp He said "even if I did sleep in the bed", not I slept in the bed", it îs a huge difference. Don't You understand English?

@@magdalenaschuman6308 so you agree it’s ok to sleep in the same bed as a child? That’s the hill you’re willing to die on?

Și You even realize that this îs just "bla, bla, bla". You have no evidence that Michael did anything wrong, the FBI files and court transcripts prove that he was innocent. All You have îs hearsay and Tabloids.

@@magdalenaschuman6308 just to confirm - you think it’s okay to sleep in the same as a group of children?

Yep. Spiderman gets it. The guy who made this video needs to do some research.

The Man With no life I'm just glad he's not like H3H3. 4 of the things MJ was acquitted of were misdemeanors, and when that was mentioned on an image, H3 said something to the effect of "He wasn't charged with any misdemeanors do you even know how the law works"

its so infuriating they take these clips out of context. have lost faith in a lot of people over that clip for how out of context they take it

Peter Parker Exactly🙏🏻

Peter Parker H3 gives opinions on everything without the slightest bit of concern for knowing all the facts and then adds no caveats at all

Me too and the new Oliver Tree is digital only. I paid 10 bucks for 1s and 0s

DJ KHALED Are you saying you *don’t* want to hear that at the beginning of every track?

@@ragoxdr6384 you're right i take that bacc, thats an amazing producer tag

no one wants to diiiiiieee vlone

hes not a producer

@@ragoxdr6384 Who doesn't

@Walker Worthless For some people that isn't worth $500 for a decent setup and then $30+ per record.

who even has a CD-player anymore?

@@Samuel-hp6op You could ask the same question about turntables to people 20 years ago.

@Walker Worthless why people who like vinyl shit on CDs constantly? Let people like whatever they like

Walker Worthless Yeah, sounds pointless. The experience is the music anything else detracts away from that experience. Listening to Darkside of the Moon on cassette or vinyl was kinda lame because you had to flip it over which breaks immersion.

lolitsfloris why?

@@dumaux_ I don't even know what happened but I agree

MiniFreak he was talkin about the guitar being replaced

lolitsfloris So you’re not gonna explain? Okay

fuck