let's discuss twilights crimes against humanity

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@juliasfolklore Жыл бұрын

The fact that Anna Kendrick once tweeted in like 2018 "I just remembered I was in twilight" is also iconic

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

INSANE

@laurahandl2815 Жыл бұрын

I read Anna Kendrick's memoir, which I enjoyed a lot, and she was actually so glad for the money she earned on the movie, because otherwise she would have been financially destitute, even after her oscar nom for Up in the air..

@Avrii Жыл бұрын

@@laurahandl2815 Robert Pattinson actually said the same - even though he was in HP before Twilight he was basically broke. Twilight just saving amazing actors left and right 😂

@ps1hagridoufofcharacter Жыл бұрын

@@Avrii and then he went from playing a sparkly human bat to an emo batman, what an icon

@catbarr924 10 ай бұрын

She’s such an icon I love her so much

@juliasfolklore Жыл бұрын

The baseball scene was a cultural reset and we weren't prepared for that kind of film artistry

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

honestly yes

@cassreader1991 Жыл бұрын

Vampire baseball will always be iconic.

@samf.s.7731 Жыл бұрын

Also, Muse... I listened to it because I am not like other girls... I'm one of those 8 out of 10 people who experience a mental illness, except I have at least like 3.

@ghosty8193 Жыл бұрын

PLsss I still refer to SMBH as 'the vampire baseball song' as a joke and it annoys the hell out of my mum

@beserker1912 8 ай бұрын

The only thing I didn't like is that I couldn't listen to Muse and not hear about twilight. Was a muse fan since 05ish

@V1ckyK4r1 Жыл бұрын

I kinda wish Edward kept spider monkey as Bella’s nickname throughout the series just so we could get posts like “she was his spider monkey // he was her world”

@bb-fm9kn Жыл бұрын

thats so true

@h.r.9563 8 ай бұрын

Agreed. And even better if he used it every time he had to carry her for any reason lmao then I'd believe he'd have a sense of humor

@SM-fy4ij Жыл бұрын

Carlisle being 23 is beyond what my brain can fathom

@cherry-xs9be Жыл бұрын

it's irrational, i mean, aren't you older after med school? lol

@fvances Жыл бұрын

Right! Why. It’s ok to make him in his 30’s, stefffuneeee

@doctorposting Жыл бұрын

wait WHATTTT LMAO i totally forgot that and thought he was like 30

@kikimurray7328 Жыл бұрын

What the actual fuck

@alexarobertson17 Жыл бұрын

Considering Peter Facinelli was 37 at the time, just make him 40 and call it a day. 😂

@thisgirlpurpleyou3334 Жыл бұрын

"i don't think 300 year olds and 19 year olds should be together" is a statement i never knew i will hear in my entire life

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

taking a STAND

@khalilahd. Жыл бұрын

And yet it made sense in 2008 😂😂

@meghan5769 Жыл бұрын

I thought esme was 26 when she died

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

@@meghan5769 she was 19 when they met and 26 when she died

@bro.that.is.adorable.2633 Жыл бұрын

Sarah J Maas needs to hear this

@raekwonmalik Жыл бұрын

if twilight has ten fans i am one of them. if twilight has only one fan and that is me. if twilight has no fans, that means i am no longer on earth.

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

yes yes yes

@khalilahd. Жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo this was literally me in high school 😭😭 I read every book…twice

@sk8aintstr813 Жыл бұрын

@@khalilahd. I read it four times💀

@jordana6720 Жыл бұрын

Serve!

@zuzanna5665 Жыл бұрын

is this from fucking Letters To Milena lmaoooooo

@mayeliidiaz2024 Жыл бұрын

I don’t think that Kristen and Robert gave their worst performances, it’s just the way the characters personalities were... so they did a great job really

@loftyradish6972 Жыл бұрын

Extremely awkward and a bit creepy. Not just true to the books, but true to most of our high school experiences. My teen years were very awkward, and there were some really creepy boys and teachers who I thought were cool and now just go _ew_ at. Maybe Stephanie was onto something..... maybe..... maybe Twilight is a hyper-realistic fantasy version of reality, that everyone thinks is okay at the time, then gets to age 25 and goes _yikes_

@cutierenesmeegirl Жыл бұрын

Maybe that's how movie characters were written but that's not how they were in the book.

@skullchimes Жыл бұрын

@@cutierenesmeegirl wrong

@thatdisabledprincess 10 ай бұрын

Kristen and Robert are both fantastic actors, they just had terrible material to work with (both the books AND the movie scripts)

@made-line7627 9 ай бұрын

@@thatdisabledprincessAnd with the directions given to them 🎬

@rubyyro Жыл бұрын

Bella not caring about Edward's red flags a.k.a. him saying he's a killer just gives off the same vibes as those internet girlies who are obsessed with actual serial killers

@Hessed3712 Жыл бұрын

This isn’t a thing. This can’t be a thing. I do not want to believe this is a thing.

@Starrrycandy Жыл бұрын

@@Hessed3712 sorry

@rubyyro Жыл бұрын

@@Hessed3712 😬😬😬

@erikajewel Жыл бұрын

@@Hessed3712 Bundy, Manson, Dahmer, Ramirez.. they all had fans since their crimes were first publicized 😬 a lot of it is the “but i can change him!” mentality

@mallorycarpinski1160 11 ай бұрын

My absolute favorite joke about this series is "Oh she's like a bull. She sees a red flag and just runs at it." Ryan George Pitch Meeting on this film still makes me die laughing.

@zoe3235 Жыл бұрын

i honestly watch twilight whenever a minor inconvenience happens in my life like cmon it's so fun! cinematic masterpiece right there!

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

i love that!

@amberoliver9759 Жыл бұрын

WHY IS THIS ME?

@amberoliver9759 Жыл бұрын

You lost your job? Twilight. That time of the month? Twilight. Someone cut you off in line? Twilight. 😂

@arctichowl1449 Жыл бұрын

Preach

@made-line7627 9 ай бұрын

@@amberoliver9759Finished the Harry Potter movies again? Twilight.

@skylar5506 Жыл бұрын

thinking about that time i had a twilight themed party for my 8th birthday.... nothing will ever compare and I didn't realize how iconic it was at the time

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

omg thats actually so iconic

@loftyradish6972 Жыл бұрын

I now want to have a twilight themed 28th birthday party 😂

@averynerdybookworm972 Жыл бұрын

@@loftyradish6972 do it

@ps1hagridoufofcharacter Жыл бұрын

@@loftyradish6972 yes. i'll gladly be there in spirit

@e4rth4ngel 9 ай бұрын

STOPP i had one too when i was 9💀 my invitation was so iconic

@kendallmichelle6332 Жыл бұрын

not to expose myself LMFAO but i read a fanfic about jacob/edward bc i WAS CURIOUS??? and the one thing that stuck out to me was edwards siblings were like “yeah idk man she just seems obsessed with turning into a vampire idk if she actually loves you.” and now every time i think about/see anything twilight i just think about bella having a hard on for turning and that being her whole thing

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

okay love this angle

@fcd1996 Жыл бұрын

sure, i just feel like if Edward could become human she would give zero fvcks about him

@aundrea5528 Жыл бұрын

@@fcd1996 I agree

@oYinYano Жыл бұрын

So like… what’s the fic name?

@raindawnson9254 Жыл бұрын

I remember rewatching the films after like 10years and SEVERELY mishearing a line (I was eating w/o subtitles) and thought that when Bella asked to be a vampire, Edward’s one condition was “an end to forever” (pretty sure he just says marriage. Don’t ask me how I got there) which led me down a spiral of they never loved each other they just loved what the other had I.e mortal/eternal life and so the deal would be thatBella gets to be a vampire with him but the moment that they start regretting the ~unalive~ but then I replayed the scene and got disappointed with what actually ended up happening.

@mariaraquelfs Жыл бұрын

Bella was so depressed throughout this series that she just doesn't care about anything... "I can read minds" "ok", "vampire" "uhm, my cousin Hall likes to pretend he's a vampire that's a tuesday", "I want to eat you in the most literal way, I want your blood in my mouth" "yes, that's ok, just do it" ????????????

@ohimdying Жыл бұрын

I think everyone should watch twilight just for the Bella, where the hell have you been loca!

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

iconic moment from new moon

@adabunny5212 Жыл бұрын

Bella, an empath, sensing there's danger in the room when Casper tries to kill her

@its__Ev 6 ай бұрын

CASPER 😭

@sorcellerie Жыл бұрын

It hits different when I view it as a documentary. This is fully Animal Planet stuff and we never realised, they just went with it.

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

i love that

@morganrockzzz Жыл бұрын

Bella is giving the “go girl, give us nothing” vibes 😂

@BeautifullyTragicxx Жыл бұрын

Bella really said "Who said I can't wear my converse with my dress??!?!!?"

@Millie1996 Жыл бұрын

Can we also talk about the fact that in one of the later movies (I think it was Eclipse?), Jasper busted out a random southern accent that he didn’t have in any of the other movies 😂😂

@salmiro3640 Жыл бұрын

I'm dead

@anthonyL1995 Жыл бұрын

Well we gotta keep the Confederate Vampire trope alive and well. It's kind of like in Wizard Boy where in the early movies Lavander Brown is portrayed by a black girl in a glorified extra role. Then when we get to the point where the character needs to be a major player they recast her with a white blondish girl because Turf author finally gave her a description as being white in a book.

@meredithkav Жыл бұрын

Battle scharsssss

@kevinsmahomie Жыл бұрын

I honestly think it's so funny but also he barely speaks in the first two movies 😂😂

@cryingwatercolours8127 Жыл бұрын

@@kevinsmahomie i think he was preventing himself from opening his mouth too much and breathing bc he would smell bella’s blood. in the last film bella has to not breath so she won’t kill her own dad.

@michelle4915 Жыл бұрын

"When you're about to get hurt, but thank God your stalker was there!" So true! 😂

@barbara9315 Жыл бұрын

That Jasper scene is in the beginning of New Moon,where she gets a papercut from the gift she was given on her birthday.

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

i know im sorry i mandela effected it into this movie

@Theveganlaowai Жыл бұрын

@@uncarley I thought it was this movie too lol

@denizsarkaya5410 Жыл бұрын

I literally paused the video to ctrl+F "papercut" and find this comment

@skylarpulver8066 Жыл бұрын

I need a New Moon review…the drama in these films is camp

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

omg yes

@NosebleeddeGroselha Жыл бұрын

When you said Carlisle is a crusty old DILF, I was borderline offended But then I realized I’m attracted to AND inspired by the likes of Geralt, Aragorn and literal Dracula from Castlevania I’m currently looking at my shaky hands, questioning myself like I never did before.

@andrearobyn3701 Жыл бұрын

"a little known band called the Beatles" the main character in Again, But Better is FLABBERGASTED that another character in the book has even *heard* of the Beatles, truly a wild read

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

i LOVE that

@wednesdaygreenleaf9578 Жыл бұрын

I binged the entire series in high school when the last book came out/right before the first movie. The way I was obsessed is deeply disturbing to me now lmao. I remember when New Moon came out in theaters, the entire theater (including me🤦🏼‍♀) SCREAMED when Taylor Lautner took off his shirt......

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

OMG

@Daemonussy Жыл бұрын

HOW DO YOU BREAK OUT OF THE OBSESSION HELP

@ellen2050 Жыл бұрын

i love the way you dont take yourself too seriously ahahha

@EmmaKnightleyNo1 Жыл бұрын

@@Daemonussy you gotta go through to get out....I called it OTD (Obsessive Twilight Disorder - read it in a blog, not my invention). I reread the first book approx 4 times, had the movie on constant replay back when.... I think a deeply rooted sense of taste saved me in the end. The books are SO badly written. Adverbs galore, and always the same (I actually did a Word search count on several...😆). I kept thinking - couldn't he use his superpowers for good? Why high school? Homeschooling not an option in Washington, or Canada? Get well soon, it's an affliction with guilty pleasures. Go cold turkey if you have to. 🍀

@lane6216 Жыл бұрын

I went with a girlfriend because she had an extra ticket. I had immediate regrets upon arriving. Our theater did the same thing. These women were comfortably middle aged, and the actor, even if not an actual High Schooler, was a very young guy. I was so grossed out.

@acbrand03 Жыл бұрын

I know it’s cruel of me to ask but can you please do all of the twilight movies??? This was so funny; I need this to live on the internet forever 😩😂 Do it for the culture I beg 🙏🏾

@acbrand03 Жыл бұрын

@@ElianaRosalind I WATCHED ALL OF THEM LOL. Even Mike's Mic. I NEED MORE! 🤣

@evanjuleen 8 ай бұрын

@@acbrand03 have you watch the cinema therapy ones? They sum twilight up as "magic girl fix broken boy" I laughed so much.

@teawithleia Жыл бұрын

Why did I expect you to say: "Starring everyone's favourite lesbian Alice Cullen." The gay panic Alice and Bella have over me since I was 12 years old will never leave me.

@seonsunnysunshine Жыл бұрын

Alice was the reason I finished the film and books even if I felt that the whole series was a dumpster fire. She's probs one of my gay awakening moments.

@rhaelicent Жыл бұрын

No literally like it’s obvious Alice is fruity from the way she dresses, her hair and the way she talks… especially in the books. Girl literally declares her love for Bella multiple times and I’m here for it (she was also my reason for reading the books as a kid and I remember even reading the part of new moon where she came back TWICE cause I was so obsessed)

@teawithleia Жыл бұрын

@Peut-être toi Best moment in the entire series! And all the E-Mails Bella wrote to Alice? These moments live rent-free in my head.

@ps1hagridoufofcharacter Жыл бұрын

TEAM ALICE

@dawnriddler Жыл бұрын

Yes, I literally watched everything Ashley was in afterwards, was so obsessed with her.

@camilasantos8157 Жыл бұрын

As a twihard teenager in early 2008 I was completely obsessed about every inch of this. It was never a good movie but in my case... it was a way to embrace my "sad girl" vibes. Bella Swan was my hero and nobody can deny that the soundtrack and score are a bang even nowadays

@jessica23claire Жыл бұрын

Legit bought my 16 year old sister the New Moon soundtrack so she can have a proper musical education 😌

@camilasantos8157 Жыл бұрын

@@jessica23claire 🤩THA'S WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. The musical impact that new moon' soundatrack had on me, it is still my fav from the whole saga

@Laura-gd4ku Жыл бұрын

This was me too! I loved every bit of it’s toxic representation of a sad teenager

@anaclarasebben Жыл бұрын

My obsession with twilight started when I saw a lot pictures of a sparkling white man in my moms college notebook (she printed them and took them with her everyday) when I was 6. We watch the entire saga every year since then.

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

i love this

@ps1hagridoufofcharacter Жыл бұрын

your mom is an icon

@webshowMUFFIN Жыл бұрын

I recently turned 25 and decided I wanted to force my friend to watch all the twilight movies with me. My birthday gift to myself was getting to see their face as they learned jacob inprints on a baby for the first time. 10/10

@leonidasgts7940 Жыл бұрын

Can you believe my English teacher didn’t want me to do a report on Stephanie Meyer. He says I have to do a report on someone who actually contributed something but if she wrote the book this movie is based off of than yes she did contribute.

@dancegregorydance6933 Жыл бұрын

Yes I can believe that

@EmmaKnightleyNo1 Жыл бұрын

But that's a short report 😄 She had a dream, she wrote a book based on it. Then she changed the book and made it into 4, adding a love triangle because YA fiction IS love triangles. Ka-ching. Lots of Mormon values in her books. Bad writing style. The end.

@faeriequeenie1714 Жыл бұрын

No, no, he has a point

@loftyradish6972 Жыл бұрын

She definitely contributed to many things, it could actually be a really strong report since it is a book series that possibly created the most fierce public discourse about healthy/unhealthy relationships, and hey, its over a decade and we are still talking about it and analysing the relationships within it. I think it could make for a fantastic report. Also, I was a teen with dyslexia who hated reading. Twilight got me to love reading and then I graduated onto better books. Now I'm that person who has over 1000 books in my kindle library, and a bookcase stuffed full at home too (and I read them... multiple times), and it was Twilight that started my love affair with stories. Credit where credit is due, she helped turn a generation of girls into readers.

@laurel217 Жыл бұрын

"Her name is Bella ⁓ . Make her spaghetti ⁓ " - I got a stomach cramp from laughing so hard... 🤣

@kailane9987 Жыл бұрын

officially finished my bachelors degree as of last night... this video is a great gift thank you bestie

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

CONGRATULATIONS!!

@sorcellerie Жыл бұрын

CONGRATS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE THOUGHTS IN YOUR BRAIN?

@juliasfolklore Жыл бұрын

I DID ON SUNDAY OMG SLAY TOO

@roux5021 Жыл бұрын

GO OFF ACADEMIC GIRLIE WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!! ❤

@sanna9062 Жыл бұрын

Gongrats!

@ranXd0m Жыл бұрын

I truly will never stop loving Twilight, absolute comfort movies and books for me and I am a full grown adult

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

love this journey

@phexlou Жыл бұрын

twilight scratches my brain in so many ways it’s like a drug

@amberoliver9759 Жыл бұрын

Twilight is our own personal brand of heroine.

@EughhBrothereughh Жыл бұрын

The first movie was amazing. The colour and vibe of it was so mysterious. The whole green blue lights were depressing and sort of went well with the vibe of Forks and Bella's depression about having to live there tolerating cold weather new people around her. It was very on theme. The rest of the movies felt like the first harry potter movies. And the Catherine Hardwick one is like the azkaban one lol idk

@normanmedialdea5503 Жыл бұрын

I hate to be that guy but: Bella getting a paper cut and being almost murdered by Jasper is part of the second movie which basically sets up its entire plot...

@malvalp Жыл бұрын

Came here to say this 😅

@amandaribeiro3541 Жыл бұрын

Are we talking about when Edward is at the hospital pretending to be asleep while Bella’s mother is in the room, one of my favorites scenes, when I noticed that I laughed so hard

@alisoni4992 Жыл бұрын

I could literally talk about twilight forever i love it sm

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

my ted talk should be about twilight

@emily-grace6246 9 ай бұрын

I love that you casually accidentally threw in the inciting incident from the second movie in there by accident 😂😂😂 Carly you are SO hilarious, I think you may have my favorite sense of humor on this platform

@thescarediest Жыл бұрын

PLEASE do the rest of the movies! I need to hear your thoughts on “where the hell you been loca??” And CGI baby reneseme 🤣 also I’m glad u acknowledged the Italian scene that’s gotta be one of my favorite scenes in that movie.

@TheCrazeace Жыл бұрын

The fact that I watched New Moon because I wanted to see Taylor Lautner's abs but I was also in denial of being Bi at the time and did mental gymnastics on why that is absolutely Not the reason I wanted to watch New Moon 🤣

@lesbiangoddess290 Жыл бұрын

I was obsessed and repulsed by this franchise and I am not ashamed to say that I will one day get myself to read all the books

@Thevitan13 Жыл бұрын

so just yesterday i DID binge all of Mike's Mic's videos about yes, the very same franchise, and now this, and i think this is the universe signalling me that I have to go rewatch this movie again (also bestie can't believe you didn't mention the iconic blue filter that was used for the entire film that they never brought back for any of the other movies, i felt like i was sitting in a rainforest watching this movie)

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

YES REWATCH YOU NEED TO

@Thevitan13 Жыл бұрын

@@uncarley ALSO THE OST. HOW DO YOU MAKE SUCH A TERRIBLE MOVIE WITH POSSIBLY THE BEST SOUNDTRACK I'VE EVER HEARD

@EmmaKnightleyNo1 Жыл бұрын

@@Thevitan13 THIS!!!

@lenamingzhu Жыл бұрын

@@Thevitan13 THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING *BEST* SOUNDTRACK !!!! (of a live action movie, spirit canNOT be topped)

@cryingwatercolours8127 Жыл бұрын

this, every time i watch the newer movies, i change the levels of my screen to be as blue as possible. not the same effect but it’s close enough :’)

@stevenjennings5887 Жыл бұрын

dying for a follow up on the sequels. it doesn't get any better from here out, and i love it for that

@Anastasia170895 Жыл бұрын

My biggest accomplishment in life is that I made my whole class watch Twilight at school during music and boys were INVESTED. I love it

@BookTimeWithRyan Жыл бұрын

The most unrealistic thing in Twilight is that there’s anything to do at night in Port Angeles (other than bowling).

@X.tine. Жыл бұрын

Had to pause this video to watch the iconic baseball scene. Twilight is kinda turning in to a christmas time movie for me now...... Another 10/10 video

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

its got winter vibes!

@lintofleigh Жыл бұрын

Edward telling Bella he can read minds and her immediately believing him and the same vibe as me at 12 convincing my friends I was a mermaid.

@IloveJohnMulaney Жыл бұрын

i just woke up from surgery, so my experience watching this chaotic masterpiece is iconic itself

@supritis.004 Жыл бұрын

Get well soon✨

@IloveJohnMulaney Жыл бұрын

@@supritis.004 🫶

@ArianaNorberg 9 ай бұрын

I love both but I can’t help but be offended on the hunger games behalf for being compared to twilight in the camp department 😂

@sarahshaw-sehgal1146 Жыл бұрын

I've seen a lot of Twilight commentary videos (and lived through being a fan at 18 myself) and I did NOT believe in 2023 that I would see someone still able to add commentary on it!!!! Love it ❤️

@sarah-bethgarner6263 Жыл бұрын

Making fun of twilight has become one of my new hobbies. It’s just so enjoyable and easy!!

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

its so fun

@Colourinne Жыл бұрын

We need all the twilight movies! ‘Bella has never had a thought in her life and we love her for it’ 😂😂

@lavendergore Жыл бұрын

her name is bella ✨🧑🏻‍🍳 🇮🇹👌🏻 make her spaghetti 👌🏻🇮🇹🧑🏻‍🍳✨

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

i said what i said

@ace_of_cakes Жыл бұрын

I really thought there was gonna be a point in the end but there wasn't, this was just a very entertaining recap of Twilight, and honestly, we stan. 10/10 would watch you do this for every movie

@nikkisick221 Жыл бұрын

Vamps don't like period blood because it's dead blood. Also the paper cute scene is new moon. And jasper isn't the newest vamp. He's the newest vegetarian

@CESCCVIpr3109 Жыл бұрын

Okay, Carley, but please make this into a series. This commentary is just too good to end here. 🙏

@katieh1752 Жыл бұрын

Ok I'm obsessed with your jacket but the real star of this show is that blanket. Iconic.

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

omg thank you so much

@barbara9315 Жыл бұрын

You did not just call Carlisle crusty!😂😂😂

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

IM SORRY

@lwitte8857 Жыл бұрын

When one of my best friends was getting married we watched twilight and breaking dawn part 1 ( aka cutting the bs) on the bachelorette weekend during various hungover/getting ready periods. Then the night before her wedding we watched breaking dawn part 2 while stoned. 10/10 would recommend cried laughing several times.

@frankiestein1713 Жыл бұрын

I convinced my old neighbor that I was a vampire for over a whole month and she genuinely believed me and was preparing for a vampire werewolf war that I told her was happening

@marianletterio Жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing throughout this whole video. I've only seen Twilight once and it was major cringe (I was already in my 20s when it came out), but I really need to watch that baseball scene again

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

omg thank you! you should rewatch its a RIDE

@00egg00 Жыл бұрын

Doing a first time read of the book at the moment (had an anti twilight phase when it was popular) and the amount gaslighting when Edward saves her is insane. She does not give up

@luciebutler Жыл бұрын

My mom was the biggest twilight fan when the books came out, and we just watched this video together and died of laughter; so thank you for the immense joy Carley ❤️🫡

@lilyyy2839 Жыл бұрын

i just rewatched this movie 2 HOURS AGO. impeccable timing, i can feel the girlboss energy synchronizing

@julkawksiazkach Жыл бұрын

what a beautiful topic of today’s discussion. thank u queen for your creativity

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

class is in session

@Swaggerpede 3 ай бұрын

honestly i got into muse before i knew about this film and most muse fans hate that its the "twilight baseball song" but i think its something to be PROUD of, we made it into the twilight movies THREE TIMES babey!!!!

@analuzanoni Жыл бұрын

remember how bella brought the pepper spray to meet draco malfoy at the ballet sudio 😭

@SaharaKnoblauch Жыл бұрын

I remember reading the books in high school and being OBSESSED then going to the movie premiere with all my friends and everyone in the audience SCREAMING for the entire two hours (including us)

@heydayzee Жыл бұрын

Okay I am LIVING for the books in the fireplace behind you. Thats sickening. I adore it.

@davidshead1323 Жыл бұрын

This was great, I'd love to see you do more stand up kind of videos on different things like this.

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

thank you! i love making these ill def do more soon!

@lauracastro3826 Жыл бұрын

This video just cured my burnout from 3 months 👏🏼 I just recently rewatched the movies and the DILF thing is REAL. Back in the day, when I was a teen, Jacob Black was everything to me but today, with 32 years old... I need a Carlisle or Charlie spin off 👀

@khush_duggal Жыл бұрын

This is the video that i have been waiting for that I didn't even know i was waiting for

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

so happy to help out

@khush_duggal Жыл бұрын

@@uncarley paying the contributions to society that we need

@cait. Жыл бұрын

As someone who read all the books as a teenager and went to all the midnight premieres (I was 14/15 when the first one came out and yes they were actually AT midnight back then lol), this is all so full circle to see 😂

@Camer0neng1and Жыл бұрын

My biggest flex is I went to the school where they filmed the cafeteria, science, and locker scene and every once in awhile I’d be walking around and then remember and be like ✨supermassive black hole🧛🌲golden onion🌝it’s the fluorescence 👀and I don’t just surf the internet🏄‍♂️who’s he🫦✨ but now they tore it down and rebuilt it so historical monument gone🤷😔

@klarityfisher8993 2 ай бұрын

The hunger games comparison was uncalled for lol the hunger games is just good. Not even bad good.

@SapphireChristella 2 ай бұрын

I feel so blessed to be a zillennial so this could be my entire childhood and adolescence. The fact that someone has a sleepover in 6th grade that was twilight themed and during it I made a facebook account will always live in my heart.

@lays4831 Жыл бұрын

i lived and breathed twilight as a teen, i thought it was immaculate and any one who criticised it had no taste😂 now i see how BAD it is but it still has suchhhhh a special place in my heart, its my comfort movie

@119793 6 ай бұрын

the way that this wasn’t really bad acting but more robert and kristen acting their characters exactly the way stephanie meyer wrote them

@kdee24 Жыл бұрын

I just finished reading the twilight series for the first time. great timing for this video

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

omg iconic

@Jess-jp7vw Жыл бұрын

This is my intellectual study of choice

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

absolutely

@sevilcan Жыл бұрын

Carley caught me washing my face and now got me pausing every second laughing my ass off 😂 ❤

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

love a skincare moment

@morganw2492 Жыл бұрын

I love how much the fandom both loves and hates Twilight

@samantharose1001 Жыл бұрын

Edward: *transports* Bella: ur rlly fast 🤔 Edward: mmm nope

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

edward: youre crazy actually

@Pewpewrawan Жыл бұрын

i remember as a 12 year old all my classmates even my cousin used to to be obsessed with this series that i once looked it up on youtube and watched some romantic clips between bella and edward but till this day i never get to watch the series and i'm turning 21 next year

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

hahahaha i love that

@Roberta_1995_ Жыл бұрын

I just binged all of the movies back to back marathon style and there is a lot to be said about religious/spiritual manipulation and teen dating abuse!!!!

@kennaosako1563 Жыл бұрын

yessss. i never knew i needed this until u posted it

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

honestly glad to provide this service

@lpark6048 Жыл бұрын

Omg Bella is a total the smiths girlie for sure

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

heaven knows shes miserable now

@itsfeelat Жыл бұрын

carley coming through with two videos in the span of a week is better than any christmas gift idc

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

🥺🥺

@WitchlingFairyelle 9 ай бұрын

I followed you initially for the book humor but I’m so glad you’ve branched out and do whatever tf you want now because no matter what your content is I want it

@TheJeannag 10 ай бұрын

Cowboy boots, Garfield shirt, flowers - a whole vibe, 10/10 would wear, if I went out ever.

@Vampress09 10 ай бұрын

I'm so glad someone pointed out the period thing cuz I wonder that about Vampires but to ask that I'd also have to accept the level of unhinged I am 😂😭

@armitagehux8190 Жыл бұрын

Dilfs, the untold reason I was obsessed with Twilight.

@fridavazquez9393 Жыл бұрын

This video was also a cinematic masterpiece, the screenplay *muah* no but seriously Carley i love u and ur content so much! i will always pick up what u put down cus u slay very hard :’)))

@audreywsuh Жыл бұрын

we weren't ready for the iconography that would result from alice's high kick in the baseball scene

@V1ckyK4r1 Жыл бұрын

Wait, I never read the books, is Jasper the newest turn??? I thought he was a confederate soldier??? How does that work??????? 😭😭😭

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@NE-ns8mk Жыл бұрын

I love your video so much - you say everything I've ever thought about this movie and more! And still... every so often I get the urge to watch Twilight and I don't know what sinister part of myself this desire stems from because my head knows full well that it is BAAAAAAAAAD. Especially acting wise.

@gracemgonzalez Жыл бұрын

I don’t trust people who don’t like twilight… like no one is saying it’s the best quality film but overall it’s peak cinema. Like the blue filter?!?! The drama?!?! The bad acting?!?! 10/10 film series

@uncarley Жыл бұрын

the blue filter is everything

@gracemgonzalez Жыл бұрын

@@uncarley omg 1 yes it’s so incredibly iconic and 2 I cant believe you replied ilysm!!!