Imagine you’re taking your bins out for the garbage men at night, and you stop for a second and look as a light comes on across the street. A young lady in a witch hat comes out and throws an egg at a tree. You go to sleep worried and confused.
@codyRsimpsonrules4 жыл бұрын
Night vale vibes
@Claego4 жыл бұрын
I thought when you said "garbage men" that you were referring to a group of rascals that perturb your neighborhood every night but I realized you meant like the garbage people who take the garbage, as their job
@Ash_W044 жыл бұрын
@nerd Surfer Why are we here so late 😹
@Liz-lq8hw3 жыл бұрын
@@codyRsimpsonrules A young lady in a pointed witch hat was seen last night by her neighbour, Jon Peters (you know, the farmer?) Reportedly, the woman was holding a camera, and filmed herself as she threw an egg at a tree. The egg shattered and did not scream or otherwise announce itself, which is unusual. The woman's intentions are not known, but we advise you to keep your distance if you see her, as he aren't certain if she is a real witch or not. And now, the weather.
@codyRsimpsonrules3 жыл бұрын
@@Liz-lq8hw literal art 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@njdss46 жыл бұрын
Jenny tried to end racism, but did it at the wrong time of day and on the wrong day of the week, so now racism is worse. Thanks for nothing, Jenny.
@musicalaviator6 жыл бұрын
I'm from the previous timeline from when Jenny didn't do magic, and her magic spell literally went back in time a year and made Bernie Sanders lose the Democratic Primary, Trump to Win the General Election, and the USA go nuts about kneeling at football games and starting war in Iran. It's all Jenny's fault that we now live in an alternate timeline.
@WhoWouldWantThisName6 жыл бұрын
That's it. I'm un-subbing.
@oldthinkertube6 жыл бұрын
Scatter seeds in thanks. for nothing.
@OsidiustheEmphatic6 жыл бұрын
I feel the issue's that she didn't use the adequate amount of popcorn.
@boythee41936 жыл бұрын
and peter griffith married molly ringwald.
@AlyssaRueckert4 жыл бұрын
Jenny throwing an egg at a tree in the dark is literally the funniest thing I've seen all week
@pentagramdemon80413 жыл бұрын
you did not walk past her i know you did not you just did this for likes ._.
@AlyssaRueckert3 жыл бұрын
alexa crum i was just referring to watching the ...video of it...
@jellyfishbacon26923 жыл бұрын
@@AlyssaRueckert this exchange has made me laugh out loud wth haha
@Flowtail3 жыл бұрын
whenever I re-watch this video I am offended anew each time that she didn't say "eggcelent" after throwing the egg
@Lo66Li962 жыл бұрын
@@Flowtail whenever I rewatch this and any other jenny video, I am amazed to find a different, new top comment, like the one about the egg throwing. Amazing.
@bvansenu3 жыл бұрын
Lindsey Ellis in a recent video: "I know the girl pretty well and even I can't tell when she's being sarcastic"
@zombyninja25763 жыл бұрын
the youtube power friendship
@c3ru1ean412 жыл бұрын
which video?
@LW-ng1fl2 жыл бұрын
@@c3ru1ean41 her video in the titanic i think
@dafaeriequeene3 ай бұрын
I can
@idrk37073 ай бұрын
@@dafaeriequeeneok
@obvious_humor6 жыл бұрын
"This feels like a total waste of walnuts, but if it'll end racism, I guess it's worth it."
@MorganArizona5 жыл бұрын
obvious_humor A moment of silence for the walnuts whose lives were sacrificed in the name of goodwill among mankind.
@meandmybobbygee18125 жыл бұрын
@@MorganArizona F
@jackjones42485 жыл бұрын
- Martin Luther king, 1961
@comicconcarne5 жыл бұрын
oh no she turned the bowl widdershins that means she caused more racism
@every_username_is_taken5 жыл бұрын
Moreover, she wasn't willing to use too many popcorn kernels on the spell, implying that making popcorn is more important than ending racism.
@wholesomemaplesyrup92025 жыл бұрын
The only Magic spell I remember (from a book I got at my local library) was to curse an enemy. Step 1 Fill a glass jar with rusty nails Step 2 Fill the jar with urine Step 3 Seal the jar and let it sit for a day Step 4 Smash the jar on that person's porch or front door Like, yes this will ruin their day, but I'm not sure magic will have anything to do with it.
@mephisfenstalig33034 жыл бұрын
Usually thats used for protection and warding, just without any jars breaking, so I dont really know what the intentions of the author were but I know i dont like them.
@Hoorkat4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like some misquoted footwork or, "Lets take all the spookiest parts hoodoo spells and mix em up! Gotta be twice as strong! Sulfur powder and possum ribs are kinda hard to find though... Lets use the spookiest part of hoodoo spells that can be found in your house!"
@yeethittter12853 жыл бұрын
Imagine making fun of someone at school/work and 3 days later they turn up at your door wearing a witch hat and launch a jar of rusty nails and piss at it
@StariaLunar3 жыл бұрын
Usually jars like that are buried underground or put in cold, dark, undisturbed places and are used for protecting or warding off something specified while making the jar. I cannot believe they’d suggest smashing it on the intended’s door lol
@erismason34413 жыл бұрын
@@StariaLunar came here to say that, ditto on the burying comment. Smashing the jar would undo the magic, one would think.
@GreatGawain2275 жыл бұрын
Dude I was always wondered why matthew mcconaughey , racism, and the creepy people on the internet all vanished 2 years ago and finally I know
@EvilOverlord16624 жыл бұрын
Yeesh!
@CrazyGamer15414 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@ian_b4 жыл бұрын
June 2020: End Racism Spell has had limited success.
@augustgreig94204 жыл бұрын
Actually it did work, it was just undone by group spells like Everyone posting the infamous black cube on their social media.
@Snagabott4 жыл бұрын
Well... the only difference is that people care. So in that manner you could say it woked.
@Ash_W044 жыл бұрын
It's because she didn't do it on an overcast Saturday night from 8:36 to 10:27 😔
@Ash_W044 жыл бұрын
Oops it created time stamps lol
@LoganBluth4 жыл бұрын
Didn't use enough nuts.
@Amsayy5 жыл бұрын
It’s been almost a year since Jenny ended racism with witch craft
@TheMurrmursonbottle5 жыл бұрын
It’s just so odd. I used to be a nazi until this video came out. Now just the other day, I spoke to a black person and didn’t vomit. Witchcraft works!!
@sophiahughes53555 жыл бұрын
Jenny won her lawsuit against the CEO of racism
@rebeccarose95414 жыл бұрын
I dont know what racism is, my dude, we dont have that anymore
@TheWeeklyFangirl4 жыл бұрын
What a year, amiright?
@brain_apostrophe_t4 жыл бұрын
The Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad is what actually ended racism, but the dates for when Jenny recorded this line up so...
@caammm886 жыл бұрын
"I'm not currently in a relationship" Giant Porg internally weeps "I thought what we had was real"
@piend5 жыл бұрын
he's just her landlord
@thatonestormtrooper27605 жыл бұрын
@@piend a pretty creepy one. I mean it's really not appropriate for a landlord to just lay on their tenants bed motionless for hours
@BaronVonWolfe195 жыл бұрын
@@thatonestormtrooper2760 Is it not? Shit, I have some apologies to make.
@SorowFame4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Giant Porg is going to go to Toby McGuires house and throw a shredded up stick figure picture of him in the garbage.
@lemonferret4 жыл бұрын
The Giant Porg runs the house, she said so in the Rating Every Porg video
@joe61854 жыл бұрын
"This feels like a total waste of Walnuts but... If it'll end racism, I guess it's worth it." "If any of you notice that racism has ended... That was me" You have amazing one liners ong
@jonesy279 Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy watching this after Jenny won all of those medals at the olympics.
@riqrimoli7 ай бұрын
yeah she also won the female world cup
@mars76396 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Jenny hexing Matthew McConaughey into a bug was made into the feature film Kubo & The Two Strings. This is powerful magic.
@Kyrbi05 жыл бұрын
Holy cow you're right
@joe61854 жыл бұрын
WAIT SLOW DOEN
@kmmmm1504 жыл бұрын
Yasasasss
@nerveagent19054 жыл бұрын
Wizard rules
@ariannalybaek274 жыл бұрын
She used a fake bug...so he *played* an *imaginary bug*
@birdsongphylactery5 жыл бұрын
When I was a child my parents were super 90’s neopagan, and one time there was this elaborate ‘sun king’ ritual and I was the sun king! And then I learned that actually, some other kid was supposed to be the sun king but then he got sick. So I was a false sun king. I honestly feel this cursed my entire life
@ILikedGooglePlus4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, the Sun God struck the original kid down so that you may take his place as the Sun God's true heir. Praise be
@importantstuf88703 жыл бұрын
That sounds like child abuse
@myettechase3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that the plot of Hereditary but with less decapitation?
@emmettdonkeydoodle62303 жыл бұрын
I hope you enjoyed your short reign as sun king
@yogurtfan73363 жыл бұрын
@@importantstuf8870 pls don't casually make such accusations
@marzizzo2 жыл бұрын
"spice up your marriage in bed" is literally putting spices on your bed
@thatcutenerdgirl60904 жыл бұрын
Jenny: “One family... one community...” Me: “ONE CONSTRUCT!”
@fugsuser Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@SnowpawShaw Жыл бұрын
Wnat is this frooooom
@thatcutenerdgirl6090 Жыл бұрын
@@SnowpawShaw her video reading the Star Wars fanfic novel Black Moon Rising
@TadBigby6 жыл бұрын
Question: Should I use different trees for my spells? I don't want to upset my Love Wish Tree by throwing eggs at it.
@lilithwills8124 жыл бұрын
Can't be too careful.
@Crowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrow4 жыл бұрын
Yes, preety much. And I'm not kidding. I'm a literal witch, and if you wanna get more information about witchcraft I recommend checking "Harmony nice" or "the magick couple"
@dawnthegoblin2 жыл бұрын
Given that when you use unglazed clay for teapots you can only use it for one tea or it spoils the flavor I would say yeah.
@DustyHoney Жыл бұрын
Trees aren’t upset by having eggs thrown on them. Don’t worry.
@Katie-mw7pd11 ай бұрын
@@Crowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrowgirl 😭😂 how’d you watch the whole video and not realize the point is that doing any of those is ridiculous and it’s all in your imagination
@lordeckogen68666 жыл бұрын
I went to work today and no old ladies asked me if I was Shaquille O'Neal. Then I drove home without getting pulled over. 10/10
@kvltslime22614 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter but they all do "real" magic. "Today in transfiguration I will teach you to turn a match stick into a needle. First, you must draw a match on a piece of paper. Then envision a match turning into a needle. Then throw the paper out of the window"
@Hakajin3 жыл бұрын
I would read that.
@YMasterS2 жыл бұрын
@@Hakajin you could write that.
@This1sS0Stup1d3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the real magic is the self care you were tricked into doing. You did a deep conditioning of your hair, you blew bubbles. Self care is magic.
@moonflower55532 жыл бұрын
I mean, that's genuinely what I've seen of real modern witchcraft. It's all about setting intentions and being positive. Occasionally drinking water (because it's been charged by the moon's energy or something).
@LimeyLassen6 жыл бұрын
Is that a bag of acorns, bananas and oyster shells in your pocket or are you just glad to see me
@Cons-Cat4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@RileyA.4 жыл бұрын
HAH
@lieegou62126 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Jenny ended racism
@Stevarious6 жыл бұрын
Ardin that is why you fail.
@TheLittleRussian26 жыл бұрын
Yeah I couldn't believe when I woke up and discovered that I was suddenly a good person. Time to convert our local branch of the Aryan Nation into Concerned Citizens For Recycling.
@ocinidolegna6 жыл бұрын
Moesive oone Jenny ended racism and you can’t tell me other wise.
@TheStrictlyAwesome6 жыл бұрын
Yea but only in the US, so we are still fucked in the UK
@frogwhisperer20673 жыл бұрын
...About that
@DayanaraDays4 жыл бұрын
Jenny, I'm really sorry, but I don't think that you ended racism. 😬
@ammercedes35914 жыл бұрын
Maybe she did but it started up again
@shrekonion83074 жыл бұрын
Someone revived the ceo of racism
@ebolapie4 жыл бұрын
@@shrekonion8307 it was an accident i swear
@iusethisnameformygoogleacc10134 жыл бұрын
The supreme court, insanely, would probably say she did. But they said that literally thousands of dead kids ago.
@kieranhair78922 жыл бұрын
"Creepy people on the internet are going in my freezer." This is not the first time since discovering this channel I've wanted to see Jenny star in a horror movie.
@raichump_yt6 жыл бұрын
You got a cool tree outside.
@Chipiliro6135 жыл бұрын
It's roots twisted by the multiple magicka-infused eggs shattered against it by the neighborhood coven.
@cottage-core_5 жыл бұрын
It looks magic
@masync1834 жыл бұрын
@@Chipiliro613 its my headcanon that jenny is the head witch of her local coven and this whole video is meant to make people believe that magic is fake
@Nvenom8.6 жыл бұрын
"Honey, why does our bed smell like seafood and pickles?" "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME ANYMORE!"
@tripsplat3 жыл бұрын
As someone who like, practices "magic" in my day-to-day, it's literally all just mindfulness and setting intentions, and a lot of the older "rituals" originated in practical uses. Like breaking ice in your sink to make your guests like you...? Baybey, you used to need to buy a whole dang block of ice and then break it yourself with an ice pick. All that broken ice is going in cocktails, your guests are gonna fucking love your ice cold cocktails on a hot day. A spell to "turn your ex into a bug"? You ain't gonna literally transmogrify that fucker into a bug, but looking at a cockroach in a box and forcing yourself to just look at the thing and feel disgusting while you think of your ex means your gonna be thinkin' about that cockroach every time you have to deal with that fool, and you'll be more willing to dump them because you don't wanna think about the fucking cockroach anymore. If you wanna spice it up in the bedroom but neither of you can shower because it's the olden times and you both smell bad and that's totally ruining the vibe, you can crush up fragrant herbs into a powder and sprinkle that fine, fine pixie dust over your sheets so instead of some stinky sweat, you can crush your nose into the pillow and smell that sweet sweet, tasty dill. Nowadays you can literally just shower, but some folks still love a nice smelling lotion to put them in the mood. (Lush actually has a really nice jasmine-scented powder that you can sprinkle on yourself, and I'm a sucker for that shit.) I've never really burnt sage and incense to "banish evil spirits," but once I had an entire batch of mosquito gnat eggs hatch without my knowing in one of my houseplants. I didn't know what was going on the morning after when I woke up to find my legs abso-fucking-lutely coated with bug bites, and it wasn't until later that night when I got home and found them all sleeping on my bathroom mirror like some kinda nightmare. I went right for the sage and essential oils, the little bastards HATED all the fragrant smoke I was blasting them with, and they got the fuck out of my apartment. Successful magic is literally just doing shit that someone else told you works without actually knowing why it works, but seeing it work anyway. Books like this can be really nice if the author has good intentions and understands + explains the practical/ historical reasons behind the rituals. Like, if done properly, magic can connect you with your own intuition and help you gain a better understanding of the world around you. But writing one book that metaphorically "teaches people to fish" isn't good for business - so instead of laying out the basic steps of practicing magic and creating your own spells/rituals, these authors write books with spells that are needlessly complicated and confusing, manipulating readers into thinking magic is some old arcane knowledge that only a select few have access to, and that they have to keep buying "spellbooks" from these con artists every time they face a new problem in life. A "proper" witch's spellbook is just a journal/ compilation of useful information. It's recipes for medicinal ointments, or instructions on how to brew yourself some cider/beer (in your cauldron, because it's the olden-times and you cook every thing in that thing), or on your favorite-smelling bug-repellent smoke. If you buy one from another witch/magic practitioner, then it's either a bunch of really useful recipes and self-help advice from someone with a lot of good insights to share, or... a bunch of basic tips they disguised with a bunch of misleading "spooky" talk in order to trick you into continuing to buy their books. (Though tbh, some people publishing this stuff actually believe in the supernatural element of it and don't understand why that shit *actually* works. It's a mixed bag.) TL;DR - Jenny is absolutely right, those authors cast scam spells.
@spiderwickian3 жыл бұрын
this is super interesting thank you!
@starmanda883 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed this comment.
@nootnoot94593 жыл бұрын
Very interesting! Are there any (readily accessible) witchcraft books you actually recommend?
@pinkcupcake47173 жыл бұрын
Preach it, blessed witch sister! Magic is brain-hacking with extra ~aesthetic~, it doesn't need to be obtuse, and without emotional resonance and "logic", it is meaningless.
@AislinKageno3 жыл бұрын
Fellow witch here! Love this comment. My witchcraft is basically meditation with pretty rocks. I'm down for the tree-hugging spells, though. I just really like trees.
@patrickmoriarty30735 жыл бұрын
Less "how to cast spells" and more "how to convince your neighbors to stay away"
@user-qv2qf1jk5o5 жыл бұрын
Patrick Moriarty that is one of the spells tho
@xraventhegreatx6 жыл бұрын
When I met my girlfriend I knew she was the one because she had a bag of oysters and bananas on her. Unfortunately we broke up when I found her carving another mans name on a cucumber.
@thomasjenkins75065 жыл бұрын
that's so wrong. you never carve another man's name on a cucumber.
@wherethetatosat5 жыл бұрын
This is like the ultimate, "It makes sense in context" comment.
@doperagu84715 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment ever
@RileyA.4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂😂
@iliketrains55254 жыл бұрын
Did your neighbor steal her away? There’s a spell for that.
@Rhubba6 жыл бұрын
I've just spent the last 7 hours turning Matthew McConnahey back into a human. He is not happy with you, Jenny.
@IloveGorgeousGeorge4 жыл бұрын
Did you do it using that cookie?
@thejuliwithani3 жыл бұрын
"this feels like a total waste of walnuts, but if it'll end racism it's worth it" WHAT A SENTENCE.
@relativelypositive4 жыл бұрын
Jenny, you should have used more seeds and nuts, we needed you
@jodyb10956 жыл бұрын
I really want to see a version of Harry Potter where Harry is just incredulous that magic will work. Like "oh, I'm supposed to wave this stick? Yeah, that sounds like a complete waste of time." Meanwhile everyone around him is getting increasingly frustrated that "the one who lived" doesn't believe in magic.
@Mngalahad6 жыл бұрын
In the books, he reads a lot before starting howarts, for obvious reasons. So it would be funny if he was overhyped by the books and when he starts first year, with a bunch of like nooby spells he went "this is bullshit".
@celinak50625 жыл бұрын
Like the fanfic 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality', in the fandom it's more famous then 'The Shoebox Project'. They're really good, if you have the time.
@joebeard44985 жыл бұрын
Celina k awesome
@dragoninatrenchcoat5 жыл бұрын
@@celinak5062 it's your fault that I got no sleep last night, and I'm not even halfway through the first book yet
@homestuck_official5 жыл бұрын
Now that you mentioned Harry Potter I want a version where they do the spells like described here, and they work. The eggs are flying all over the place. Hogwarts smells rancid of all the food in the ground. Hens constantly eat tomato, so they become fertile and make more eggs. Voldemort is killed by a bowl of ground nuts because he represents racism.
@sarahglenn36016 жыл бұрын
You know I already had a crush on Jenny but now she's ended racism!! What a woman!
@maggiejenson41295 жыл бұрын
Mood
@ronnievinsmoke5 жыл бұрын
I think every woman who watches Jenny has a crush on her
@doctorkocktor13475 жыл бұрын
y’all need dates. I say this way too much on her videos
@krish31014 жыл бұрын
@@ronnievinsmoke true
@Siberius-2 жыл бұрын
Seems her frozen water spell didn't do shit.
@theconspirasphere944 жыл бұрын
Reporting in from 2020, and Jenny I think we need you to do the anti-racism spell again Please Jenny you are our only hope
@ashleyw91113 жыл бұрын
Maybe try adding more popcorn. We need a really strong one this time.
@TJUC1233 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 For real, though.
@jane_wants_to_feel3 жыл бұрын
jenny, please do it again, oh wise witch queen
@codyRsimpsonrules4 жыл бұрын
Jenny, could you try that racism spell again? It seems to have worn off.
@yutoob55654 жыл бұрын
All the racism that was held off by the spell just unleashed onto the world at once.
@houston-coley6 жыл бұрын
By far, the most newsworthy part of this video is that Jenny's celebrity crush is Toby Maguire.
@ThomasDunnn6 жыл бұрын
HoustonProductions1 It's kinda scary.
@krishacz6 жыл бұрын
Also apparently she's single
@federicopresti6 жыл бұрын
You're not a true fan if you weren't aware of this /s
@espeh756 жыл бұрын
_Actually_ this storyline has already been explored in the Jenny Nicholson Expanded Universe in the Best Spider-Man Movie Fight standalone. Consider yourself gatekept.
@depiclegend31876 жыл бұрын
I'm going to dress up like a giant Porg for Halloween and come knock on your door 😱😨😵😲👻
@jennykate86106 жыл бұрын
My name is also Jenny and honestly, that cheering bit was very encouraging
@tungsten_talons5 жыл бұрын
It's been a year. Are you a professional athlete now?
@kitsuwaifune4 жыл бұрын
"I mean... I don't have a partner..." *several people are typing*
@Howlingd0g4 жыл бұрын
Only the creepy internet people though, and they've been magicked away now, along with All of The Racism.
@Moon_Child_Mari3 жыл бұрын
“I took Mathew to a better place” is honestly the best out-of-context Jenny quote there is
@riqrimoli7 ай бұрын
there are so many
@barneythedinosaur48776 жыл бұрын
Jenny ended racism, if this doesn't make Toby love you he was probably a racist who magically stopped being racist but wants to be racist deep down
@Dorian_sapiens6 жыл бұрын
Or because he disappeared entirely. Or turned into a spider.
@eduardovillagomez36756 жыл бұрын
Someone who isn’t racist, but wants to be, the philosophical implications of that hypothetical person are on par with the question of free will
@obvious_humor6 жыл бұрын
Brittany Rose I'm not dyslexic, but I can't spell McConnorhey either.
@harmonyqueue6 жыл бұрын
Brittany Rose I feel like Jenny could have at least given the spider some mini bongo drums and a miniature Lincoln. She kind of just left him in the box with nothing to do. And I do think Jenny ended racism. I woke up colorblind today. And I think that's what a lot of people have said makes you not a racist anymore. So, apart from adjusting to high contrast settings, I'm pretty sure we are all good to go in America. Good job, Jenny!
@lesmortimers47915 жыл бұрын
Ah, tale as old as time
@aresx6666 жыл бұрын
congrats on ending racism.
@THX..11386 жыл бұрын
Just between white and black people, everyone else still hates one another...If only she had more seeds :(
@meagancrowley51974 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how Toby Maguire was your go-to celebrity crush in 2017 😂😂😂
@francescapatti29343 жыл бұрын
I died laughing when she threw the egg at the tree. Such caothic energy.
@PwnedintheFaceStudio6 жыл бұрын
I was going to be a creepy person on the internet to Jenny, but then I got really cold for some reason.
@swish34326 жыл бұрын
I find it hard to believe Jenny doesn't have 20 long white candles, a talisman forged in the blue flames of the Crestwick Hag's fire, two pounds of oysters, a spits worth of dragons blood, or a comically large porg just laying around her apartment to do a proper "scratch the itch on your nose" spell.
@WhoWouldWantThisName6 жыл бұрын
We're all a little disappointed. Maybe we should take up a collection of these, and other, staples of magic for her.
@tereziamarkova28226 жыл бұрын
A "comically large porg" - I see what you did there. True, that plushie is the most magical thing in this video...
@TheWastedWanderer4 жыл бұрын
Update: Walnuts didn't work.
@NxTTxT3 жыл бұрын
* beleaguered sigh * "i guess i'm gonna have to go outside" hits different in 2020
@SorowFame3 жыл бұрын
I forgot people were allowed to do that when this video was filmed.
@barneythedinosaur48776 жыл бұрын
I feel like there was an old couple disapprovingly watching you throw an egg against that tree.
@calistman2226 жыл бұрын
"NEIGHBORHOOD RIFF RAFFS! THE POLICE SHOULD DO SOMETHING!"
@WhoWouldWantThisName6 жыл бұрын
I already called 911. Next video may be a little late.
@ryanitlab6 жыл бұрын
don't worry, it's for magic
@ZoeAlleyne6 жыл бұрын
I was the old couple, can confirm.
@fs90966 жыл бұрын
Hey, I represent Mr. Tobey McGuire. He was VERY adamant about meeting you, Miss Nicholson. He said something about you two being best friends?
@albertskoften14523 жыл бұрын
@@MusicalCrafts Talk about eye candy! Here I thought I was the one of Jenny's fans who had also seen her...earlier work.
@maidden4 жыл бұрын
"You have to have a magic budget for the month to go get crystals, spices, and essential oils." You're not wrong.
@lyndonwesthaven6623 Жыл бұрын
Look, the economy of Portland would collapse without everyone's magic budget.
@kieranhair37 Жыл бұрын
And yet her just bouncing a ball for that one spell sounds like something Silver Ravenwolf would've thought up. Definitely depends on whose books you're buying.
@NoahLopez-jo3os2 жыл бұрын
I think it's absolutely terrifying that at any moment, Jenny could just be like "I have a bone to pick with you >:(" at any moment. Must always be on guard
@robh59746 жыл бұрын
Shoes But like Shoes im willing to bury
@lilykerr-jung44775 жыл бұрын
Robyn Hawks for sale Shoes buried in backyard Never worn
@tiny996 жыл бұрын
Based on the comments, it looks like the "creepy people on the internet" spell was ineffective.
@WhoWouldWantThisName6 жыл бұрын
Yup, still here. My house feels a bit colder though.
@lmao1006 жыл бұрын
Jenny truly is a shit wizard.
@finalfantasy7freak6645 жыл бұрын
I see a lot of Harry Potter-related comments soooo ??????
@Zshapedbanana4 жыл бұрын
Hey so my name is The Cast Of Star Wars. I have a feeling that we would be best friends. I also have this weird desire to go buy a trampoline. Strange...
@carlwinslo5 жыл бұрын
Jenny:Im gonna end racism! Magic Book: You need nuts and seeds Jenny: All i have is walnuts and im not gonna use very many. Jenny:I want love and happiness! Magic Book: You have to eat a teaspoon of honey Jenny: nah im good
@beggar10156 жыл бұрын
You're a wizard, Jenny.
@connerclark36786 жыл бұрын
Paul Singam Hey WHOA WHOA, that's not right, man only WE can use the M word!
@MultiZelda136 жыл бұрын
Witch
@zoltanszaszi22646 жыл бұрын
The "we" is them, you know, they mugg... I mean the "magically challenged people". They can use the M-word for themselves. It's reappropriation!
@ThreadBomb6 жыл бұрын
wattup my mugga?
@ericohm94746 жыл бұрын
OH my god. That egg spell, I've actually had that spell preformed on me! Not by a cute girl dressed as a witch but by an old Mexican Shaman woman reciting bible verses. She rubbed the egg on my forehead, my heart and along my back and said it would gather all of the negative energy in my SOUL (rude) and her proof was to crack the egg open into a glass of water and make it bleed. I was just a little kid when this happened and it was such a bizarre experience i remember it to this day.
@BatdadIsBestDad3 жыл бұрын
La experiencia latina my dude
@yeahgirl113 жыл бұрын
@@RV-fo8xj What's with the bible verses? You can't practice magic and be a Christian.
@asdfghjk88763 жыл бұрын
I‘m hearing the weirdest stories about the Christians in Mexico, what’s with all the heresies smh
@albertskoften14523 жыл бұрын
@@yeahgirl11 What's the point then? If your god can't even spare a little divine power to channel through his followers, then he's clearly not worthy of worship. And what's with all the resurrecting people and snake rituals and healing the sick and stuff? Where are they getting it from? I've seen written accounts, don't try to deny it. Now, Cthulhu's the real deal. Trouble is, he won't return my calls.
@albertskoften14523 жыл бұрын
@@woahg0378 Couldn't agree more.
@chimpinaneckbrace5 жыл бұрын
SPELL FOR OBTAINING A SPAGHETTI HALLOWEEN COSTUME: You will need: a red and white checkered tablecloth, cooked spaghetti, scissors, glue, black magic marker. First say a prayer to the spirit of Halloween. Next cut a circle in the center of the tablecloth. Place over head. Glue spaghetti to shoulders. Write the word spaghetti on your chest. Light a candle or something if you want. Profit.
@WildMen44442 жыл бұрын
This is what you get when occultism becomes commercialized
@xingcat6 жыл бұрын
I want a t-shirt that says, "Not only is magic not real, but your marriage isn't real."
@trevmex6 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite line!
@calistman2226 жыл бұрын
OMG yes!
@themightychabunga24416 жыл бұрын
I want a t-shirt that says 'Awesome Possum' with a realistic picture of a possum on it.
@danielhuman16586 жыл бұрын
I need one of these shirts too.
@Hobartthedolphinboy6 жыл бұрын
This is a breath of fresh air. The most original channel on KZfaq.
@gaslitgames4 жыл бұрын
Its July 2020. I'm now convinced magic is real and you did it so wrong that the opposite effect has happened.
@mercutiolives28833 жыл бұрын
No Jenny, that spell is for people who literally want to spice up their bed.
@johansmallberries98746 жыл бұрын
I'm really disappointed that nobody has cast that unity spell before Jen. Seems like we could've solved lots of problems.
@kristavaillancourt63136 жыл бұрын
Johan Smallberries Not many people want to end racism enough to cast spells.
@ameliorated6 жыл бұрын
Usually I end up eating the popcorn while I'm reading
@wyrmh0le6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think the big takeaway here is that either witchcraft isn't real, or witches are selfish a-holes. If the former, then witch-burnings are a tragedy reflecting the horror of human fear and superstition. If the latter, then I'm guessing the first one happened when someone got hold of a witch's grimoire and was like "Hey wait, you mean you could have prevented the war that killed a generation of young men, but instead you just took an herbal bath?!" So, which is it, witches?
@cannibalisticrequiem5 жыл бұрын
@@wyrmh0le 1) We don't have to answer to you jackass. 2) Witch-burning and hangings *did* come about because of human superstition. 3) That's not how it works. Spellwork is an individual experience. It's seen to be an aide. It's the equivalent of praying. You ask something of the Lord or Lady, give them an offering for helping you, but you have to actively do the footwork to make it happen. You have to actively fight racism if you want to get rid of it. 4) Herbal baths tend to be a way to cleanse one's self before a ritual.
@wyrmh0le5 жыл бұрын
@@cannibalisticrequiem yeah I was being facetious. I know witch burnings were superstition (and persecution of non-conforming women), and that magic isn't real.
@Helgacabbage6 жыл бұрын
How to spot if your partner is a witch: 1. Are there broken eggs, seeds, nuts and popcorn kernels scattered randomly outside your house? 2. Do they have dozens of weird pouches and bags full of shells and bananas and notes attached to their clothing? 3. Does your hair keep going missing? Check under the mattress for braids. 4. Are your bed sheets powdery and icky? 5. Do they hug trees but aren't a member of Greenpeace? 6. Are they permanently prune-skinned from taking so many baths? 7. Do they keep visiting prisons with a shovel but do not have a relative that needs tunneling out?
@Nicolesid15 жыл бұрын
This is amazing!! Thanks for the warning.
@mysteryjosh1985 жыл бұрын
@@Nicolesid1 u believe in stuff like this?????
@SorowFame4 жыл бұрын
Jackson I don't think they are being serious. And so what of they do seriously believe in it?
@RiverSiege4 жыл бұрын
Does she travel on a broom?
@moltendiamonds15673 жыл бұрын
@@mysteryjosh198 r/whoosh
@zarcath2 ай бұрын
I'm laughing uncontrollably at the smash cut to Jenny throwing an egg at a tree
@austinbrown75744 жыл бұрын
"I don't have a partner" RIP your DMs.
@askinredroads51323 жыл бұрын
don’t worry, she cursed the creeps, she’s good.
@thomasw44223 жыл бұрын
Spell to find youtubers partners
@calistman2226 жыл бұрын
I think this was all a subtle hint for Jenny to convince us to kidnap Toby McGuire.
@lordives71816 жыл бұрын
calistman222 go for it. Good luck!
@barbiquearea6 жыл бұрын
Yep and once she has him maybe she'll try out that fertility spell that requires a tomato.
@tiberiushazo63266 жыл бұрын
Obviously she was casting the spell to get what she wanted for Christmas/her birthday. Telling us he’s beautiful, then putting him back on the shelf but lingering a moment while picturing us kidnapping him and delivering her to her door.
@pixymae6 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is that this lines up with pagan and witchcraft humor. I've seen so many banishment spells derailed by "You can turn any rock into a Banishment Stone by taking your rock and hurling it straight at your enemy's face."
@VoraciousLime4 жыл бұрын
The cutaway with you throwing the egg at the tree legit made me cry laughing
@michaelcamp49908 ай бұрын
"this feels like a total waste of walnuts, but if it'll end racism I guess it's worth it"
@bartz0rt9286 жыл бұрын
A lot of these just naturally evolve into recipes. To break the ice: break some ice in the sink with a hammer, put it into glasses, add two parts triple sec to three parts tequila, garnish with a salt rim and a slice of lime. Offer the margaritas to your guests. Boom, ice broken. Feeling weak and listless, like you've been cursed? --> hearty omelette. Feeling sad after a breakup / want your crush to fall for you? --> bake a cake. You'd still have no use for the crystals and candles, but I guess they just spruce up the place. You already have that giant porg though, so that's probably superfluous.
@bogwife79428 ай бұрын
can confirm a hearty omelette cured my depression. eeeeeggs
@chaos.corner6 жыл бұрын
That tree was nicely appropriately supernatural looking tho.
@brandonwei24302 жыл бұрын
Just picturing a witch procuring her grimoire from her BB-8 tote bag brings both joy and terror to my mortal soul
@markemersonnatanawan42714 жыл бұрын
Every time somebody's like, man, racism is so bad, I'm like what racism that ended two years ago
@bawonsamdi6 жыл бұрын
What about throwing an egg at the too friendly neighbor ? You will get rid of the curse AND the neighbor. Kill two birds with one egg ! Well three birds actually.
@underAtack6 жыл бұрын
Forge Stellaire Reading this was a literal Laugh Out Loud moment for me!
@sylvn19886 жыл бұрын
There are so many layers to this joke!
@ThreadBomb6 жыл бұрын
If eggs are for fertility magic, maybe you'd make your neighbor pregnant?
@ShadowWolf13076 жыл бұрын
Best Comment under this video! Me and my bf laughed so hard on this one... congratz! :D
@xsuperduperspoonx6 жыл бұрын
"I'm feeling a little roasted by this magic book?"
@bobafettjr859 ай бұрын
The best spell for taking a bath is to take a bath? That's some Granny Weatherwax level shit right there.
@lunalynn55294 жыл бұрын
So... you need ingredients (all of which appear to either be a> expensive, or b> wasteful to use) time (specific times and days) This isn't magic, this is just being wealthy and openly eccentric about it.
@ogprofrowan6 жыл бұрын
Walked outside and a white guy said hi to me. Thanks Jenny you ended racism
@SoundAuthor6 жыл бұрын
"Did you use a JAR of honey to cast that spell or a plastic container shaped like a bear?" "Why?" (giant plastic bear kicks down the bedroom door)
@HarrisBoe6 жыл бұрын
Sound Author "HONEY, IM HOME"
@EricTheKartoonKing6 жыл бұрын
this made me cry laughing
@MissLexiMarie4 жыл бұрын
Jenny come back we need you real bad right now for the racism spell
@joe61854 жыл бұрын
"Toby maguire-uh... The cast of star wars.. Uhhh someone with a trampoline would be nice."
@brendancoulter57616 жыл бұрын
"This feels like a total waist of wallnuts, but if will end racism I guess its worth it." This is why we come to this channel.
@zenithquasar96236 жыл бұрын
*waste
@mirillis6083 Жыл бұрын
@@zenithquasar9623 waist***
@betchaker216 жыл бұрын
I AM under a negative influence. Its called chronic depression.
@jacksquatt60826 жыл бұрын
Perform the egg spell she did at the beginning, trapping your curse and negativity inside the egg. Afterwards, go find people you dislike and pelt them with the cursed eggs. This will put the curse on *them*, and you will instantly feel better.
@Anthony-ky6ht6 жыл бұрын
Isaac Calabrese EXACT SAME, I wanna summon demons though
@malcolmw1216 жыл бұрын
Man, I wouldn't wish my problems on people I hate. Even though most of them cause a lot of my problems.
@Mngalahad6 жыл бұрын
Man up
@malcolmw1216 жыл бұрын
Mngalahad ...Don't tell someone else to man up, Mn. It's uncouth.
@jakenbakery35404 жыл бұрын
I heard the "turn your partner into a cockroach" and was absolutely blindsided upon noticing that this book is the same one I just bought my vaguely witchy roommate as a holiday gift. Oh God.
@spookyboy81273 жыл бұрын
Man, if only she had almonds. We could’ve ended racism between so many more people.
@deadasfak6 жыл бұрын
I did magic before. I got the first starter pack for free, and then I started buying booster packs and compete with players. But then I realized that it would probably cost way too much to get to a level where I can have a chance against other players, so I gave up. Would not recommend.
@kristavaillancourt63136 жыл бұрын
deadasfak I love you.
@deadasfak6 жыл бұрын
I know
@kappaross61246 жыл бұрын
I mean, I still dabble in Magic but honestly I don't have the money for it :(
@carrina10066 жыл бұрын
I invested in a Legacy deck because the decks don’t change often and I wanted to be able to play for a long time if I was going to spend that much money. So a few months later wizards banned my deck.
@sleepyowlsleeps6 жыл бұрын
"This isn't a jar, it's a small bear, but I think it'll be fine."
@this_is_chycanthropy Жыл бұрын
Still disappointed in Jenny - woman of the internet - for not Googling "where to buy crystals". You're not gonna end racism with that kind of half assed spell work, JENNY.
@kdisley Жыл бұрын
15:46 Neighbour who turns up early: "Umm... why are you angrily smashing ice with a hammer and shouting at it?" See, it worked - you magically have an organic talking point with which to start a conversation!
@WolfWalrus6 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a television programme like Blue Peter but for practical magic. "Now, we use amethyst, but any common or garden crystal will do the trick," "If you're out of golden candles, don't worry; most good magic suppliers carry a ready stock," "Here are some shoes for us to bury. We're using Adidas trainers, but other brands are available," "We need a child as part of this ritual, and here's one I prepared earlier!"
@simmrdspice9145 жыл бұрын
Where even are there golden candles?
@AmandaDuncil5 жыл бұрын
@@simmrdspice914 the crystal store, duh
@StarlightPrism5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been thinking of writing a story in a world where magic exists alongside modern stuff and shows like this would be a thing. Also, magic bloggers. Controversy in the magic blogging fandom erupts when a popular vegan witch is seen using spells that require eggs!
@user-qv2qf1jk5o5 жыл бұрын
StarlightPrism I’m pretty sure that already actually happened
@PyrotechNick774 жыл бұрын
Bunny (∞) If you can't get golden candles cast from cursed Aztec gold, unobtainium mined from the tree on Pandora, your lover's hairbrush with recently brushed hair, or olive oil pressed by hand from Venetian nonnas, remember store bought is fine.
@Velocistarr2376 жыл бұрын
You had the real magic all along. In your heart. It powers the Death Star of our dreams.
@ethanomcbride3 жыл бұрын
I want to write a “spell book” for my students with stuff like “Spell to make new friends: Smile and pretend you have self confidence while intently listening to what others say. Focus on developing a sense of curiosity about the lives of others and speak to them regularly to inquire as to their wellbeing.”
@carpet4273 жыл бұрын
While we wait for that fight to happen... Your dry humor paired with your high pitched voice kills me in the best way
@Nothingseen6 жыл бұрын
Joke's on you, I'm a creepy guy on the internet and your freezer is *exactly* where I want to be
@calebroger25966 жыл бұрын
Friendship is witchcraft
@WingedSoda6 жыл бұрын
Caleb Roger ohhhhh, My Little Pony makes sense now...
@kikivf4nr5 жыл бұрын
"I don't have a partner... so I'll put Tobey Maguire."