Let The Robert Mueller Tweets Begin!
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6 жыл бұрынThere's no one Trump won't attempt to disparage on Twitter: Robert Mueller... Andrew McCabe... Cher...
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@calt495 6 жыл бұрын
The person under investigation firing the people investigating him sounds like a major flaw in our political system.
@gojosgirl6487 6 жыл бұрын
Cal T political, legal, ethical, etc.
@AWARHERO 6 жыл бұрын
Nixon...
@MiguelRamirez-di1vj 6 жыл бұрын
Not recommended by THE fbi, but the Department of Justice's Office of the Inspector General, and the FBI's Office of Professional Responsibility. Trump order to be fired and sessions fired him, If he had done anything wrong enough to be fire, he would've been already. Like comey was. It's obvious there was a sacking planned but to what motive remains to be seen.
@thewhitewolf58 6 жыл бұрын
Miguel Ramirez Vega i mean it was fast done petty bullshit i mean he only had 2 days left but trump needed something to tweet about i guess
@nickjones9291 6 жыл бұрын
And will never be seen. Evidence or not...people will believe what they want to. Might as well go back to bed. next story
@Jay-ql4gp 6 жыл бұрын
Sing along with me: "If you're guilty and you know it tweet in rage. If you're guilty and you know it tweet in rage. If you're guilty and you know it, tweets of rage will surely show it! If you're guilty and you know it tweet in rage."
@d.e.b.b5788 6 жыл бұрын
Very nicely done!
@nobodyspecial9738 6 жыл бұрын
STUPID LIMERICK.
@he8082 4 жыл бұрын
Twitter is Nazi-like censorship.
@evermoremystic17 3 жыл бұрын
Clap! Clap!
@winterlucy 6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Colbert, we salute you. Sincerely, the rest of the world watching the US circus
@sillygoose635 5 жыл бұрын
You're a idiot. @Crown royal
@he8082 4 жыл бұрын
Love these Americans speaking as if on behalf of the world. S Korea loves Trump. Japan loves Trump - hell they already have an Islam ban. Philippines love Trump esp their leader. Bet those HK protesters love Trump. China is megalomaniacally corrupt - who cares if they like or hate us. Hungary, Italy, Czech love Trump. Well let's see France, Germany and England was called out by Trump for having rampant terrorism which they do because ....drum roll... they are 90% liberal idiots! Of course you will have terrorism. Australia will follow suit if they don't watch it. South America - THIRD WORLD everywhere - Brazil likes Trump. Probably Argentina too. Third world countries hate Trump but I hate third world countries We all should! They do nothing but bring more children into their shitty economy and then try to come to us. Does Africa love Trump? Do we care? Bet you do.
@theinfiniteride 6 жыл бұрын
How does Stephen always get the alter egos so accurate? Shaved Peter Pettigrew had me laughing my ass off!
@ribi3 3 жыл бұрын
Its so accurate though😂😂😂
@flaviantropy 6 жыл бұрын
$60,000 in pension? Thats like two dining sets that Ben Carson can buy for his office.
@Branfrazier 6 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest comment on here lmfao
@damagecontrol6209 6 жыл бұрын
Boooo
@richardvinsen2385 6 жыл бұрын
Flav Or 1/3 of a door for Ryan Zienke’s office at the Interior Department.
@normlee6566 6 жыл бұрын
I think you meant two chairs...for a dining set, Carson would likely need to tack on another zero.
@Flash9230 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting on a $400 chair as I type this and it's way more impressive than what Carson sits on
@metalmusicspedup 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you’re the only one keeping me sane through this shitstorm.
@rickbrosky3544 6 жыл бұрын
lyle gentlema. thats funny.
@alexparadise6121 6 жыл бұрын
Suka blyat John.
@markevans4323 6 жыл бұрын
John Smith At least we haven't called his birth certificate a forgery. That would really look desperate, right?
@thewhitewolf58 6 жыл бұрын
John Smith i swear you remind me how weird politics is even though trump is saying things that make him look stupid its the side that didnt vote to elect him that is trying to make him look bad not just him knowing the fine arts of running a bad pr of his image
@billgrandone3552 6 жыл бұрын
MAGA- Mueller Ain't Going Away!
@nonwilson5587 5 жыл бұрын
Bill Grandone awesome... hahahaha
@timothydavis9181 4 жыл бұрын
ROFLOL😁 MAGA,... I think the best way to "MAGA" would be to strip Congress of %97 of the both criminal & TREASONOUS Trump/Putin loyalist Republicans
@bella50008 4 жыл бұрын
MAGA - Mueller Already Gone Away!
@bella50008 4 жыл бұрын
@@nonwilson5587 hahahaha ...really awesome...NOT. LOL!
@he8082 4 жыл бұрын
And yet he did. Liberals are always wrong
@potaterjim 6 жыл бұрын
"How dare the Council investigating my corruption not have any of my cronies on it!"
@DiegoMartinPintos 6 жыл бұрын
Purple Comic Sans describes perfectly to The Trump Administration
@feebeedoc78 6 жыл бұрын
Diego Martin Pintos Orange Comic Sans.
@Jenizz 6 жыл бұрын
I'm crying at the accuracy. XD
@hamishgaffaney5323 6 жыл бұрын
As far as I can tell the only person he can't fire is Pence, as for firing muller I think that's more of norm, legally it's kinda of grey area, he should get impeached if does, but I suspect we might just get to find out what happens if he does
@anonymouse9355 6 жыл бұрын
Diego Martin Pintos more like wingdings... can't understand it and it just seems like crazy gibberish.
@jackiesingleton2351 6 жыл бұрын
Diego Martin Pintos,,,,. The former editor of Vanityfair told a story, they printed an article back in the 1980s where someone called trump a "short fingered vulgarian" and STILL to this day the editor periodically get pictures OF trump sent to him BY trump with his hands circled, and written on it "not so small huh?". But the funny part is that trump's hands were circled and the writing was all in Gold Sharpie. THAT is the perfect metaphor for donnie johny trump; A Gold Sharpie, something that gives the passing impression of wealth but is really just a CHEAP TOOL! I still laugh thinking about that story. trump is STILL trying to prove to someone who never cared, whom he never met that his hands aren't small. Gold Sharpie; gives the passing impression of wealth but is really just a CHEAP TOOL. P
@RPGX400 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting the video earlier. It's nice to watch it before the usual 3AM posting time, especially for those of us who don't have cable. Sincere thanks to "The Late Show" Team.
@Dragonk116 6 жыл бұрын
RPGX400 3AM is also known as the devils hour
@RPGX400 6 жыл бұрын
Dragonk116 I usually either end up staying up that late or watching it in the morning during breakfast. It isn't too bad, that and Last week tonight. 🙂
@snoofyair4744 6 жыл бұрын
But CBS isn’t cable lol it’s usually on basic Antenna Channel 2 here in Chicago
@Rhiggins5173 6 жыл бұрын
I fell like its worth pointing out that Mueller himself is a republican. So when Trump tweets "zero republicans", he's just wrong.
@phyllisarringtion5354 6 жыл бұрын
Russell Higgins : yep, I caufht that, too.
@Earthad23 6 жыл бұрын
McCabe was too, so was comey, trump just plays to the dimmest bulbs in the room
@timothyholdaway9751 6 жыл бұрын
Russell Higgins im but you spelled "a liar" incorrectly you spelled it "w r o n g."
@PappyGunn 6 жыл бұрын
Is that why all member of his investigation team are Democrats?
@sk.insuit 6 жыл бұрын
Pappy Gunn they aren't. its false
@Skunkcaps 6 жыл бұрын
Trumps relationship to truth has about as much fidelity as his marriage to Melanie.
@margotgorske6986 6 жыл бұрын
Melania is all the way to the bank after Mara Lago; no sympathy for Slutus
@romandarius6041 6 жыл бұрын
Skunkcaps---you delusion of listening to this show isn't real
@CTKGr 6 жыл бұрын
He's allergic to truth.
@he8082 4 жыл бұрын
Yet everything he says is FACT. Hmm. Liberal lies know no bounds.
@passedjudgements4729 6 жыл бұрын
For a guy fighting an investigation into his Russian ties and still claiming he's innocent, he sure doesn't act innocent. It's almost like he's...oh I don't know.... guilty?
@WatchmyPlaylist. 6 жыл бұрын
Passed Judgements hes innocent. Stop watching cnn, russia is fine.
@soundslikeskrillex9799 6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Peter Pettigrew He’s definitely “fine”, especially with his frantic guilty behavior and all those people indicted. Sure.
@hybridcheef110 6 жыл бұрын
yea because thats good thinking right? you sound stupid. i would be pissed to if i were trump. every night media slams bullshit about him to the masses of sheep. they make shit up about him and even when he does good they some how flip it to be bad. its fucking disgusting how obvious it is.
@passedjudgements4729 6 жыл бұрын
HybridCheef to be fair you're not wrong. The man is trying. There was the shooting in Florida and the way he got slammed for his notes was below the belt. My thing is if the man's innocent then why not work with mueller and get it over with. Have that black cloud behind you and not have it dog you like it is now
@garybrierley897 6 жыл бұрын
Mueller has been investigating Trump for over a year now. The only thing to come out is democratic national commitie meddling in their own primary and the FBI hatred for the the president.
@timothyamaraobrien 6 жыл бұрын
You can call them whatever you want, but Mueller is going to call them evidence.
@84blizzle 6 жыл бұрын
Timothy O'Brien I was literally about to quote this right when I read your comment lol
@paulwilliams9561 6 жыл бұрын
Timothy O'Brien got em
@robgilbert5527 6 жыл бұрын
Timothy O'Brien your support for the COUP is noted.
@vaderyodafett880 6 жыл бұрын
Rob Gilbert I don't think you know what a coup is. Capitalizing the word doesn't make it any more true.
@yaelacherman5486 6 жыл бұрын
Timothy O'Brien @6
@alexgoodman6924 6 жыл бұрын
Can we stop insulting trump and start insulting the people who elected him? I still can’t wrap my head around that part.
@tyrannicalbigtech5842 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Goodman yes attack the voters. Good idea. Just like that election master mind Hillary Clinton
@LemonWedge123 6 жыл бұрын
The majority of us didn't elect him. Thank our fucked-up pseudo-democracy for that. A bunch of people we didn't choose to represent us were paid off to put him in the lead.
@sillygoose635 4 жыл бұрын
@@tyrannicalbigtech5842 shut up
@alfredoperozo5789 6 жыл бұрын
Benny Goodman's "Sing, Sing, Sing" at 5:57 - that's why I love Jon.
@josephmorales652 6 жыл бұрын
Alfredo Perozo I know right. He is always on point
@josephmorales652 6 жыл бұрын
Crown royal and if he is?
@caramelitoalegre 6 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or do the jokes get more savage each day? Great show, Stephen!
@carmencotto1223 6 жыл бұрын
caramelitoalegre that's because Stephen IS savage!!! Stephen for president 2020!!!!
@colechillen7700 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen has the best Trump voice.
@9Preciosa 6 жыл бұрын
Cole Chillen dot dot.. dot dot dot
@colechillen7700 6 жыл бұрын
Mari Gonzalez, that's the best part. Lol.
@foxsmith770 6 жыл бұрын
Impressions: Colbert - Arrogant Whiny Trump Seth Meyers - Clueless Idiot Trump Trevor Noah - Sassy Angry Trump
@nobodyspecial9738 6 жыл бұрын
Cole Chillen Thats because Colbert masturbates when he hears Trumps voice.
@jsteel8288 6 жыл бұрын
Nobody Special you're right, you are definitely nobody special.
@atfundsurnama4100 6 жыл бұрын
I swear to god, the Trump team sounds more and more like Batman villains everyday. Someone should really write a comic book about them
@amandabillings9495 6 жыл бұрын
Atfund Surnama we are living in the comic book at the present time.
@tombranch2261 6 жыл бұрын
Not really, batmans villains would be a heck of a lot smarter......
@pranays 6 жыл бұрын
Congress should give him his pension. That's the act of a guilty man.
@ZoanBlade90 6 жыл бұрын
Pranay "We don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth, we're leaving!"
@tonyvaughn932 6 жыл бұрын
Pranay no one in Congress or us Senate or the house should get a pensions.
@bobschmengle6259 6 жыл бұрын
Pranay Silly talk
@BlaCkDranZeR21 6 жыл бұрын
When will this trump nightmare end?!
@sirstanley8599 6 жыл бұрын
in 2025
@metalmusicspedup 6 жыл бұрын
We all want to know
@JustMe-em7hl 6 жыл бұрын
BlaCkDranZeR21 In 2018
@bonebard6178 6 жыл бұрын
BlaCkDranZeR21 let's just hope his end doesn't involve the much much worse pence nightmare
@JustMe-em7hl 6 жыл бұрын
Owl Eyes If Pence becomes president he would likely not be reelected.
@innocencesoul 6 жыл бұрын
how disgraceful of trump..he hit a new low by not allowing someone a pension who worked hard for his country.
@celesterob7068 6 жыл бұрын
Mell Pink Biggest disgrace are trump voters and politicians that continue to enable him to toy with our US Consitution and all rule of law......trump & elected officials in Washington took an oath to protect and defend that US Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic.........It seems both foreign & domestic enemies are in play under the Era....no ...this Error of the trump Dye-nasty........trump is a brianless imbecile who is a the puppet head being manipulated by traitors...Crooked lawyers are also traitors for covering for this abomination...trump is not without guilt.....trump's love of his $$$$$$ and perverted sexual lust of violating women...on top of being a serial liar and possibly guilty of treason are reasons he is unfit to be president of the Greatest Country in the World........What's taking so long for the majority the GOP to clean the White House of these Sewer Swamp Rats called the trump Administration ?...........
@freesandy 6 жыл бұрын
Trump didnt fire him.
@Sergei__v 6 жыл бұрын
They feed lies to you. The man was fired by the FBI themselves
@freesandy 6 жыл бұрын
Celeste Rob open your eyes. He is protecting us from domestic enemies.
@freesandy 6 жыл бұрын
Celeste Rob the sewer swamp rats is the intelligence community. The same thing JFK spoke about before they killed him. Jeezus people. Open your eyes. You dont even realize whats being done to you with the brainwash and propoganda. Look up MK ultra, look up porject mockingbird, look up project paperclip for a start.
@infinityhurd3326 6 жыл бұрын
Why? Is he still in office. GET OUT!!!👹
@PJSnodgrass 6 жыл бұрын
How is it that we have come to tolerate this from our president? Impeach now.
@MulrySquare 6 жыл бұрын
"...and extra from Apollo Thirteen" made me spit my wine all over the floor, lol.
@ilangilang7185 6 жыл бұрын
This show sometimes rips off from the Daily show's jokes.
@twinodoom 6 жыл бұрын
Oh no. Trump finally figured out how to spell Mueller.
@joannajamerson35 6 жыл бұрын
twinodoom lol
@cerebrumexcrement 6 жыл бұрын
😆
@Sacremas 6 жыл бұрын
I'd like to point out also that Mueller does have one registered Republican on his team, long term at that, and his name is Robert Mueller. The time that hatred for Trump was only common to democrats sore over Hillary losing was a long time ago, probably sometime in the 90s.
@tinoj9661 6 жыл бұрын
lets spell that correctly. müller.
@26693106 6 жыл бұрын
twinodoom At least Trump knows there are only 50 states and he doesn't forget his wife's name.
@cynthiahutchins1584 6 жыл бұрын
Can we call him “fake president”
@mlpfanboy1701 6 жыл бұрын
Cynthia Hutchins I've been doing that since the whole "fake news" thing started
@adrienalice1568 6 жыл бұрын
Cynthia Hutchins hashtag it
@JMwhocares 6 жыл бұрын
Cynthia Hutchins hopefully we won’t have to call him president for much longer at all
@romandarius6041 6 жыл бұрын
Cynthia----I love President Trump
@JMwhocares 6 жыл бұрын
Jack Gaddis ummmm no..lol
@merriehogle 10 ай бұрын
You’re a true delight every time I watch your videos. Thank you for helping us laugh our way through these days. It’s 2023 now. I have been and will continue to watch and enjoy you. You are a blessing 🤪🤟🏼🎶🤗❤️
@jacobgoldenofficial4321 6 жыл бұрын
When you go abroad and have to say you are from Canada.
@TrevorHuszti 6 жыл бұрын
lopez l don't drag us into this. We want none of your mess. In fact were working on building our own wall made of frozen maple syrup and mittens with their middle finger extended, and their all pointing at washinton.
@Supahdave1000 6 жыл бұрын
Please don't. We have a rep to maintain.
@HarryPNeth 6 жыл бұрын
Trump over Trudeau x1000
@Supahdave1000 6 жыл бұрын
Trudeau has several flaws. But he is not attempting to dismantle universal healthcare just because he wants to destroy his predecessor's legacy out of petty, vengeful spite. So, yeah, you can keep Trump.
@HarryPNeth 6 жыл бұрын
David St-Michel a lot of people are happy they dont have to pay a mandate. Youll see that at the polls in 2020
@flaviantropy 6 жыл бұрын
He will be muttering 'NO COLLUSION' repeatedly as he rocks back and forth in a mental asylum... kinda like a shitty Batman Villain.
@seriousone8030 6 жыл бұрын
I love this visual!
@yuckreese 6 жыл бұрын
I guess everyone in the house on Capitol Hill that concluded their investigation and came up with no evidence will be joining trump in an asylum? Or maybe there’s no proof and you’re all just ratings for these MSM companies?
@Hollins23 6 жыл бұрын
I've never seen anything like this! This is the worst I've known in my lifetime. I'll have to look in history books, or online, to learn more. Opinions are subjective, of course, but I'd love to hear from people in older generations to know if this sitting president is the worst the U.S. has ever had.
@Libbyerality 6 жыл бұрын
He is. No doubt about it.
@AH-be6bu 6 жыл бұрын
You people have short memories. Trump is a blunderous oaf but he is (so far) not responsible for a million deaths. Bush will go down in history as worse than Trump.
@carmencotto1223 6 жыл бұрын
Adam Hodgkinson oh I believe you are delusional, tRump is absolutely THE worse!!!
@AH-be6bu 6 жыл бұрын
carmen cotto Explain to me how Trump is worse than a war criminal.
@justalostlocal 6 жыл бұрын
Adam Hodgkinson For me they are just equally bad. Trump divides US into pure Democrats or Republicans and he also made nationalism, corruptions, xenophobia, Islamphobia and Sexism great again . Bush was just as bad, although he wasn't so exhausting like Trump. Back then many people wanted revenge of 9/11 but they are to naive to see the real aim of the war. Then the war backfired. So yeah, both of them belong to prison.
@fclavijo 6 жыл бұрын
You are doing a great job Mr Colbert.
@BenHarrison472 6 жыл бұрын
The only thing Colbert is good at is sniveling. The sniveling pansy
@IvanKrappenchitz 6 жыл бұрын
Finally... Stephen needs to stop leaving us during our times of need.
@bearheart2009 6 жыл бұрын
Ikr, its like when youre a kid on holiday in a chaotic foreign market place and you keep turning round to find your parent has disappeared. Everything smells and sounds strange and youve got donkey sh*t on your crocs and dont know the way back to the hotel. Daddy!
@elloello4484 6 жыл бұрын
Irving Lopez agreed
@elloello4484 6 жыл бұрын
Patriots unite #GoHaveSexWithYourSister lol #FunnyTrolls2018
@IvanKrappenchitz 6 жыл бұрын
Crown royal ok
@krisisvp 6 жыл бұрын
Dammit, Colbert, I'm supposed to be sleeping.
@elainegoad2111 6 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad you are on you tube because sometimes I fall asleep before your show starts. I am a progressive senior and I appreciate all your humor and your ability to speak out to millions for all of us. You're appreciated!
@lagunamoonstudios2316 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen is the King of Late Night right now. He's killin' it.
@heyheytaytay 6 жыл бұрын
No way Trump wrote that tweet. No way he knows the word "sanctimonious".
@yuckreese 6 жыл бұрын
Taylor, how many billions have you made? Lol take a walk
@jawasstolemydroid4930 6 жыл бұрын
Reese, with all due respect, YOU DON'T KNOW how much Trump is worth because he won't show his tax returns. You have no idea. For all you know, he's living off of bad credit. His dad gave him everything. If you think for a second Trump is a self-made man, you need to do more reading.
@ObligedUniform 6 жыл бұрын
We so however know he owes a lot of money. Sobeven if he's worth a couple billion, in theory most of it could be gone in a flash if the people he owes call in the debt rather than let it acrue.
@jawasstolemydroid4930 6 жыл бұрын
Paul, literally anyone (including my dog) could do a LOT with that "small lone" of a million dollars. Add to that all the times his daddy had to bail him out, and Donnie looks like a positive dumbass.
@jawasstolemydroid4930 6 жыл бұрын
Paul, YOU DON'T KNOW how much he's worth. HE WON'T DISCLOSE, so you can't even defend him. Get over it. He won't disclose it, so NONE OF US has any reason to believe he has as much as you have in your bank account right now. YOUR PRESIDENT put you in this spot: trying to defend him with NO FACTS.
@singhpriyasha14 6 жыл бұрын
The only reason sanctimonious was spelt correctly is because he didn't spell it. Someone from his team who tweeted this did.
@davidfoster9073 6 жыл бұрын
Top Three “Stable” Genius’s: 1. Francis the Talking Mule 2. Mr. Ed the Talking Horse 3. Donald Trump the Talking Jackass
@he8082 4 жыл бұрын
I see comedy is not in your skill set
@bunny_ninja9965 6 жыл бұрын
Smh at our country’s state 🤷🏽♂️🤦🏻♂️
@HughJorgan1 6 жыл бұрын
Please add perspective to your smh. For example, what's your opinion on the "country's state" with respect to economy, jobs, foreign policy, trade, and national security?
@lizardog 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Obama.
@LardGreystoke 6 жыл бұрын
Current president is an idiot, Fox News are traitors, their followers are morons. Sad.
@APeskyDunce 6 жыл бұрын
Can we set up a direct democracy now that we all have the ability to participate without sending letters via horseback to representatives? It’s not the 1700s anymore
@alanalan-de6to 6 жыл бұрын
Blake Carson, totally man, can't believe we haven't even had a real public discourse about that,
@justynmychael8716 6 жыл бұрын
Blake Carson will money no longer decide who has power then? #Ubuntumovement
@thewhitewolf58 6 жыл бұрын
Wouldnt that mess with the grip the rich and powerful have
@BonelishOfficial 6 жыл бұрын
Not even sure the Executive branch requires most (or many) of its powers to fulfill the Commander-in-chief role in an electronic citizen-supervised minimalist Presidency. Taxpayers alone, not Congress, should authorize all serious spending -- maybe even declarations of war.
@markcrogan3807 6 жыл бұрын
Blake Carson, if we could have had a referendum on Citizens United I would like to think that it would have failed.
@LackeysLack 6 жыл бұрын
I guarantee you both McCabe and Comey made memos/notes of their conversations. It's what law enforcement people DO, take notes on what people have said, and WRITE IT DOWN shortly afterwards, as soon as possible. Because memory is imperfect and temporary, whereas something in hardcopy or at least softcopy doesn't change (unless specifically edited), and lasts for years.
@PappyGunn 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, and then they leak it to the press. One of the reason McCabe was fired by the attorney general.
@wu_v 6 жыл бұрын
Down south people say a hit dog will holler..... what it means is, if someone is guilty of something and you call them on it, they are going to start running their mouths loudly and excessively. Why be so angry about a memo if you did nothing wrong? 🤔🤔🤔
@BobSmith-pm3wx 6 жыл бұрын
Why be angry about sedition which leads to an illegal investigation? Hmmmmm indeed. We should be happy the FBI is corrupt!
@nishal8020 6 жыл бұрын
That last line 😎😎👍👍👏👏👏👏
@pranays 6 жыл бұрын
Since when do suspect's lawyers tell cops what to do?
@sinvector8020 6 жыл бұрын
"In time you will know what it's like to be indicted. Dread it, run from it... Mueller still arrives."
@DarthxErik 6 жыл бұрын
Minh Trung Tran * points at you * I understood that reference.
@Gundam4 6 жыл бұрын
Minh Trung Tran fun isn't something one considers when balancing America but this.... does put a smile on my face
@Charsy8 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, ohh, these are gold! Loving those references! XD
@rockinslugz 6 жыл бұрын
This has to end, come on guys. Also, that poor guy :( I really hope there's a way for him to fight to get his pension back
@jawasstolemydroid4930 6 жыл бұрын
Dunno if rules are different for govt jobs, but I'd sue for wrongful termination to get my pension if I were him.
@sovietmudkip1 6 жыл бұрын
Apparently there is a loophole where a senator can hire him (there have been offers) in order for him to get his pension. He can also sue for wrongful termination as there was no cause for his firing
@spammyhell6566 6 жыл бұрын
+Amiri the Grey ~ What makes this even worse is that DT had planned this all along. 23 Dec (yeah, day before Christmas), he had taunted McCabe, tweeting that he had 90days to go, was trying to beat the clock, and would he make it? If that's not a tweet worthy of a mob enforcer, I don't know what is. DT is plain evil.
@DG-rr5pw 6 жыл бұрын
It was the FBI themself to recommended to the DOJ that McCabe be fired. He lied under oath numerous times and colluded against the sitting president. You people are all delusional. You tune in to watch this clown cry about Trump every night. They have you by the balls. The definition of sheep.
@TieflingKumasi 6 жыл бұрын
John Doe Yes, but how long have they been recommending he be fired? Two days before retirement was ridiculous.
@enderz1341 6 жыл бұрын
Sanctimonious was on his Word-of-the-Day Calendar next to his bed. He likes to have the best words; best words.
@OldRaver 5 жыл бұрын
6:00 - Ref who would sing: ‘not Manafort’.. ffw to Sept 18 - singing like a canary 😂😂😂😂
@brianpan6453 6 жыл бұрын
I patiently wait for the day when Stephen starts his monologue by climbing atop his desk, raising his arms like Moses and saying, "My fellow Americans, the Donald Trump reign of terror is over."
@Syogren 6 жыл бұрын
PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN
@danahudson3041 6 жыл бұрын
Never gonna happen, and if it did.. you would be begging for Trump back when Pence takes over
@daliarota5969 6 жыл бұрын
I love you Stephen! You make the gloom and doom of this "presidency" bearable. Colbert + best writers in Hollywood= pure genius!
@HughJorgan1 6 жыл бұрын
The Political Rook, well said. I'm also hopeful Colbert will one day get new material. But I fear his massive personal bias and love of money/ratings will rule. Unfortunately, un-balanced 'news' and political-propaganda cleverly disguised as satire is our new normal.
@michaelsquires6255 6 жыл бұрын
Dalia Rota best writers in NY ☺
@sluttymctits4496 6 жыл бұрын
That "Hardened Democrats" joke is a thing of beauty. Kudos to the writer who came up with it! 😄
@indirabanerjee4565 6 жыл бұрын
The biggest thing I am surprised by is that Trump knows the word 'sanctimonious' - rest is basically Trump being Trump!
@KingOfMadCows 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe Trump really does know about construction, because he's doing a great job of digging himself into a hole.
@blakethememe3840 6 жыл бұрын
KingOfMadCows I think he learned about the Mariana trench and had a "hold my beer" moment.
@JuQui228 6 жыл бұрын
Patriots unite don't talk about yourself like that...
@puntabachata 6 жыл бұрын
Or a grave
@toadjiang7626 6 жыл бұрын
Any day now will Trump start tweeting " I'M NOT A CROOK!!!"
@sirwinstonlennon6486 6 жыл бұрын
Why are you defending a corrupt FBI agent?? FBI wanted him FIRED in January!!
@aeoniumred3112 6 жыл бұрын
Poor McCabe I feel bad for him. Trump is so mean
@rickbrosky3544 6 жыл бұрын
AeoniumRed thats funny
@Rampagingtaru 6 жыл бұрын
No need to really Congressmen are reaching out to him to hire him long enough to receive his pension.
@wheatboi8255 6 жыл бұрын
And the right is screeching "Good, it's saves the goverment money!" Because now they're pretending to care about the budget again after excusing the millions Trump spends on golf trips and the trillions giving billionaires tax breaks is costing. Don't worry. Like all their supposed beleifs it'll get tucked away again the second it's inconvenient.
@pietrojenkins6901 6 жыл бұрын
Trump has said he loves chaos that's why he's firing left and right.
@deadfreightwest5956 6 жыл бұрын
Trump has more spite than a scalded eunuch.
@dafttool 6 жыл бұрын
Sing,...or Sing Sing. Your choice
@davidfoster9073 6 жыл бұрын
Trump is like the Captain of the Titanic ranting about rearranging the deck chairs...thinking no one will notice the whole damn ship is sinking, because he steered it into a Russian iceberg.
@MightyMouse1958 6 жыл бұрын
When is Trump going to be impeached??!! Someone please save America from that lunatic!
@richarddarlington1139 6 жыл бұрын
"John Smith" Mueller is piling up the proof as we speak. Don't worry, "John," All will be revealed in due time. But, you won't believe it, will you?
@kchiatt2520 6 жыл бұрын
John Smith Russian cuckery
@nobodyspecial9738 6 жыл бұрын
MightyMouse1958- Forget it, no impeachment. Quit believing propaganda.
@richarddarlington1139 6 жыл бұрын
Nobody Special I'm sorry. I didn't realize that decision was yours to make. Are you going to end the Mueller probe as well? I await your verdict.
@freaker126 6 жыл бұрын
taking away a man pension after 20+ years of service and even gloating about it. What a low blow ..from a president. :p
@MichaelAronson 6 жыл бұрын
He doesn't actually lose his pension, he just has to wait a few more years before he can begin to receive it.
@freaker126 6 жыл бұрын
and that makes it any better? :p
@MichaelAronson 6 жыл бұрын
It makes it more true. Accuracy is important. And yes, having a pention later is better than none at all.
@freaker126 6 жыл бұрын
maybe, you can ask trump to stop lying too. it will makes it more true. accuracy is important. :p
@MichaelAronson 6 жыл бұрын
I can't correct Trump. I can correct you.
@miladkhosseini4239 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert storytelling is getting better day by day. Thank you for another hilarious video. I enjoyed watching this clip. On to the next one.
@petricedobson7836 6 жыл бұрын
Yes they will sing like birds!
@tjw_ 6 жыл бұрын
Man I love Colbert's hype-man/piano player band leader guy. "I remember that!"
@gabrielkwiecinskiantunes8950 6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Weston yeah totes he's Jon Baptiste.
@reginaldwigglesbottom1657 6 жыл бұрын
I thought that I would never see such a low point in american history. The point where a President fires a man 2 days before retirement. Then goes on a public forum and brags about it. Shame Shame. "He aint right in the head."
@reginaldwigglesbottom1657 6 жыл бұрын
As you pointed out it isn't the low point in American history. I was incorrect to use a general statement like that. As you pointed out James Buchanan #15 in the line dragged his heals regarding slavery which was one of the factors for South Carolina the first State to begin the secession from the union followed by the other 10. James Madison, one of the founding fathers and the fourth President declaring war on the British Empire ended up on Aug 24th 1816 following the defeat of the American forces at the Battle of Bladensburg set fire to many government buildings on Constitution Avenue including the Whitehouse. Richard Nixon, pronouncing "I am not a criminal" following the exposure of the break in at the Watergate Hotel and the "Watergate tapes." The reality of being impeached caused him to resign leaving President Ford to pardon him. No Thump's Presidency at this time may not be the lowest point in American history. But it is not over until January 2021 and I don't think he is going to let up on his outrages reign. Firing of Andrew McCabe is a despicable act. Two days before his retirement. I personally believe that he is a pompous megalomaniac who thinks he can do anything he pleases. Impeachment is on the horizon.
@aoneal3723 6 жыл бұрын
The Political Rook a foreign govt buying ads to sway the vote is illegal...
@denisewaukau3478 6 жыл бұрын
My Goodness...Might as well call all those who were Fired..."THE EXPENDABLES" !!!
@angryyogbuscus1578 6 жыл бұрын
Nothing gets me harder these days than Robert Mueller.
@shalicgraw5280 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, whatever gets you through the night!
@EASYTIGER10 6 жыл бұрын
Could Trump sound any more guilty and/or childish??n
@briestoll 6 жыл бұрын
EASYTIGER10 only if he literally threw himself on the ground and kicked his feet and screamed
@ItRemindMeOfHome 6 жыл бұрын
Brie Stoll, well... He WAS a wrestler
@sapphireriddles6692 6 жыл бұрын
It's Trump. Every time we think he cant, he can.
@whowasibeing 6 жыл бұрын
Give it another 12 hours, he will probably make it worse.
@HughJorgan1 6 жыл бұрын
EasyTiger...congratulations you're a recipient of an inefficient THUMBS DOWN for your comment. KZfaq disabled the thumbs down icon years ago. It only registers if one has already clicked thumbs up. People only see one opinion. Don't blame me for this inefficient thumbs down. Blame KZfaq
@lsdesign 6 жыл бұрын
Colbert on fire!
@ascent8487 6 жыл бұрын
Good heavens. Is there even a word for this level of pathetic? I have always been disgusted by this man, long before he was running for President and back when the whole world (including his now supporters who once agreed he was a joke and trash) so of course I’ve been horrified that he is presently sitting in the Oval Office this entire time. However, I am now suddenly saddened for our past leaders. I feel he isn’t just lowering the bar in our day but that he is now reaching back in time and undermining every president before him. What does this office mean anymore? If this office can stoop to such filthy depths, did it ever really mean anything at all? Was it always an illusion?
@raulrodriguez-zc4wp 6 жыл бұрын
Ascent - go ahead girl, hold that nose up high.....
@ascent8487 6 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure what that means. Is it good? Bad?
@rosemarywilliams9969 6 жыл бұрын
Pink should sing another Dear Mr. President song for this office.
@tonydex4750 6 жыл бұрын
Trump must be guilty, he's in full panic mode!
@knightryder7898 6 жыл бұрын
Tony Dex dont think so. Where is the evidence? Waiting.....
@jalenad11 6 жыл бұрын
knight Ryder They don't have to reveal evidence until indictment? He can't smear evidence that he doesn't know they have. Several people within his circle have plead guilty to various offenses. The main course of the probe isn't collusion. It's Obstruction of Justice, which is impeachable and MUCH easier to prove.
@randomname6475 6 жыл бұрын
knight Ryder No evidence? Shut the fuck up. There is a MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE for obstruction. There is a LONG ASS LIST of evidence of crimes. Just because youre too fucking stupid to identify when those crimes are committed doesnt mean they didnt happen. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. FUCK OFF.
@tonydex4750 6 жыл бұрын
That's what the investigation is for, to put it all together. Why did Trump fly to Russia a ton of times before the election when he has no biz interests there? He's a liar and a traitor, plus no way he's a real billionaire!
@Sightation 6 жыл бұрын
Colbert at his BEST!!!
@messenjah 6 жыл бұрын
Let's get rid of the electoral college! Let's not forget!
@queenjahneen100 6 жыл бұрын
Love you so much, Stephen. Thank you for your diligence and hard work. You are appreciated!
@krissmith8391 6 жыл бұрын
Trump firing that man like that was low ass hell.
@thewhitewolf58 6 жыл бұрын
Kris Smith firing him 2 days before he retired then saying hahaha your fired
@kimr1760 6 жыл бұрын
Along with Sessions, and we have proof of him lying under oath the same thing they are accusing McCabe of doing.
@yuckreese 6 жыл бұрын
You obviously don’t know WHY he was fired. He was caught lying and was fired for dishonesty
@ryanhasty1535 6 жыл бұрын
The DOJ IG investigation recommended that he be fired....
@stevenagele9373 6 жыл бұрын
Trump didn't fire McCabe, Einstein, the DOJ did. but i wouldn't expect you to know that since you appear to get your news from an alleged comedian.
@brandontherabboat4850 6 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, I once had a nightmare that I was wrapped up in chains attached to several posts in a circle around me while I hung suspended in the middle of an infinite black void, and for every lie I told (Saying “I’m fine” when I really wasn’t, for instance), my bindings would grow by another link. I can only imagine what Trump’s imprisonment would be like.
@danildmitriev5884 6 жыл бұрын
By this point, his chains would have become so tight that he would've collapsed into a black hole.
@bearheart2009 6 жыл бұрын
All you had to do was relax and apologise and it probably would have resolved into daisy chains or something.
@thereisnocontenthere 6 жыл бұрын
He's rich. The rich don't suffer like the rest of us.
@brandontherabboat4850 6 жыл бұрын
Sarah Bearheart Yeah. I then figured out that for every truth I told, a link would break.
@Salty_Kitsune 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ that is some Edgar Allen Poe stuff
@timothydavis9181 4 жыл бұрын
Deny this man his LONG earned pension 2 DAYS before it would have been his AND his 50th B-Day?!?!?! O M G OUTRAGEOUS
@kristopherbarker3282 6 жыл бұрын
I want to make Trump do a Walk of Atonement down Pennsylvania avenue. Shame!
@mlpfanboy1701 6 жыл бұрын
kristopher barker with people throwing rotten tomatoes at him.
@LardGreystoke 6 жыл бұрын
Waddle of atonement.
@retrostu6917 6 жыл бұрын
Capitol street is more suited for his liking. It's full of holes and nothing ever gets accomplished anywhere on it
@mindlessgonzo 6 жыл бұрын
So who's gonna tell Trump he's not fucking above the law as president?
@yuckreese 6 жыл бұрын
mindlessgonzo he’s allowed to fire the FBI director for what ever reason when ever he wants. It’s an executive power
@oogatz1917 6 жыл бұрын
Sure but it makes him look suspicious. Especially after already firing one of them.
@andyhercer 6 жыл бұрын
@Reese Spector For whatever *LAWFUL* reason, if he fires Mueller to cover his ass, then he's using his lawful power to do an unlawful action, which the supreme court has ruled is illegal.
@jondunmore4268 6 жыл бұрын
Robert Mueller.
@luke342w 6 жыл бұрын
Don't expect Jeff Sessions or any of the Republicans to tell him that. They're all sucking his ego's cock, because he's shown he'll sign and praise anything they bring to his table.
@bills755 6 жыл бұрын
The best part of this was at 4:19 when Jon said "Peabody, please."
@Mindbulletz 6 жыл бұрын
The band was on point in this one.
@ab-zd3ue 6 жыл бұрын
.
@teresareiff9492 6 жыл бұрын
a b o
@afreen9288 6 жыл бұрын
What is a peabody ?
@awhellyeah12 6 жыл бұрын
“You stay down baby or you’re gonna get some *health careee*” Why did that make me laugh so much
@maxnullifidian 6 жыл бұрын
Hell, $60,000 is almost enough to buy two dining room sets!
@terrashine1353 6 жыл бұрын
I guess that man himself has forgotten that he works for most the decent people of the U.S.A , not the other way around . My best wishes friends from the other side of the 🌎😉💗
@pyrolopez854 6 жыл бұрын
Dude i feel bad for mcCabe just on the fact of being fired before retirement like that any other place would infuriate anyone especially2 days out man damn thats a way for any crooked business to snake theyre way out of paying for a retirement
@xOnTheBrinkx 6 жыл бұрын
pyro lopez well he was caught lying to the FBI. There is that.
@cdistasio 6 жыл бұрын
He was fired for a specific reason. Just because you hear on the media how it's all nasty and bad that he got fired you're not hearing why he got fired. That's the most important thing you need to understand he was caught lying. Therefore he was fired.
@TiddyTwyster 6 жыл бұрын
He's guilty, still though I think he was just trying to do his part to take down Trump which is meh But the rest of his time spent in the FBI, all that just to lose it 2 days before he'd be done with it all
@user-kb8wn5qr5d 6 жыл бұрын
pyro lopez Trump is a Dog. Fucking old man, he didn’t have to fire him 26 hours before his retirement
@fabioluz6413 6 жыл бұрын
Владислав Антониович Martinez - it was recommended by the FBI... maybe you don't know that. The mainstream media only tells part of the history.
@cyberbob19 6 жыл бұрын
Seriously Trump has seriously got to go seriously.
@chrisf6390 6 жыл бұрын
I love how the thumbs up/thumbs down totals are 11,000 to 500!
@jimmyphillips3649 6 жыл бұрын
Chris F Now you know what the retards like,
@RandomPNW 6 жыл бұрын
Lock HIM up!!!
@emayaych 6 жыл бұрын
Shaved Peter Pettigrew 🤣
@margotgorske6986 6 жыл бұрын
Bone spurs fires an actual patriot
@lpt5839 6 жыл бұрын
Omg when Jon Batitste said "Peabody please" I lost it 😂
@MrMiskut 6 жыл бұрын
Bahahaha @shaved peter petegrew!!!!!
@MonkeyLuv127 6 жыл бұрын
creepyguy it was spot on, too. I was like, huh, look at that, twinsies.
@MrMiskut 6 жыл бұрын
IKR sooo goood!!
@doreene5421 6 жыл бұрын
Please, please, please start the impeachment NOW.
@Syogren 6 жыл бұрын
We can't do it until our GOP filled Congress wants to do it. And they don't. So we can't.
@SonicPhonic 6 жыл бұрын
#impeachtrump From a Canadian Friend! Great work, Mr. Colber! Keep it up!
@crazyman8472 6 жыл бұрын
“Are you enjoying March Madness? Speaking of madness, Donald Trump...” Not bad, Stephen, but not quite as good as your Stormy Daniels segue from a few days ago. 😎
@jeffreyriley8742 6 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him, the man is funny as hell.
@AK907guy 6 жыл бұрын
Trump is running back and forth like a rat trapped in a cage
@YTFlove4ever 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@joseph4861 6 жыл бұрын
You can smell the fear and desperation.
@davewade2041 6 жыл бұрын
"Despite all tRUMP's rage He is still just a Rat in a cage."
@ProMace 6 жыл бұрын
John Smith - Fuck off. Just fuck off. And when you're done fucking off, take your time to fuck off again.
@adamkendall997 6 жыл бұрын
I don't see that at all
@patsycrowdis2629 6 жыл бұрын
Could someone tell Trump to look up what democracy means?
@maggierezac5820 6 жыл бұрын
patsy stockley, my now 6 year old granddaughter has had the Bill of Rights memorized for the past year! And yes, there WAS a video of her explaining 'democracy' when she was only 3! So, the REAL question, perhaps, is, 'Is tRump smarter than a 3 year old'? I know, rhetorical question. Peace all.
@travisbrown6814 6 жыл бұрын
patsy stockley Sure! I nominate you!
@wizardpatch9405 6 жыл бұрын
It means your Pantsuit Princess didn't understand what Electoral votes were.
@wheatbyproduct 6 жыл бұрын
No point he can't read
@roundman6533 6 жыл бұрын
Do you know. So many people don't
@lpr5337 6 жыл бұрын
Stephen you are the BEST!
@singawaydarling 6 жыл бұрын
LOVE. This suit and tie.
@legion999 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm so innocent I'm gonna fire the cop investigating me! Despite the fact that I claimed the investigation would vindicate me!"
@bennyton2560 6 жыл бұрын
The impeachment scene hahahahahhahaha!!!! I love Colbert's face when he says it
@Nomar.Norono 6 жыл бұрын
"I hear there's a hot imPEACHment scene." *DEAD*
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