Losers & Lesbians | Ali Macofsky

Losers & Lesbians | Ali Macofsky | Stand Up Comedy

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2 ай бұрын

Comedian Ali Macofsky jokes about her dad's wild smoking habits, dealing with middle school bullies, and her extensive kegel workout routine in her new Don't Tell Comedy set!
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Ali Macofsky is a comedian based out of Los Angeles. She was selected as a New Face of Comedy at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in 2022. Her stand up has received millions of views online. Ali can be found headlining comedy clubs across the country showcasing her incredibly personal, witty, and observant material which has captivated audiences.
Instagram: / notalimac
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KZfaq: @notalimac
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Ali Macofsky
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Mikyla Jonck
Camera Operators:
Amelia Asilis
John Barrett
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Jonathan Garcia
Z Gregorio
Megan Hunter
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Dive N Surf in Redondo Beach, CA

Пікірлер: 148

@rodrickee 2 ай бұрын

"use your feet if you have to" 💀

@joshc7656 Ай бұрын

"The length of a modest couch in cigar" holy hell lol

@_NewtonMeter 2 ай бұрын

"You have really long sideburns" I'M CALLED OUT

@katdog9786 2 ай бұрын

Had a crush on a boy in college, found out his name was Larry and that killed it for me. Great set!

@themaggattack 2 ай бұрын

Same- but his name was Harry. Even worse! 😆

@tidesofsilk4730 2 ай бұрын

@@themaggattackbut what about Harry Potter?

@SnifferSock Ай бұрын

@@tidesofsilk4730but Larry Potter tho 😂

@tidesofsilk4730 Ай бұрын

@@SnifferSock ok for some reason that was unexpected and also…not sure about Larry potter😂

@EmperorDxD Ай бұрын

@@SnifferSockso he literally L Potter

@NolitaWerrett 2 ай бұрын

Food service 10! LOL!

@jake.notfromstatefarm 2 ай бұрын

I screamed

@unicrn-xj5mq 2 ай бұрын

pssys getting SWOLE😂😂😂😂

@user-fj6kk1vo8n Ай бұрын

"5 cigars is a loser amount of cigars" 😂

@mrthpotter 2 ай бұрын

“Dry douching protein powder” fucking dead

@bunnycat4153 2 ай бұрын

Wait. She is the chick who used to cruise Omegle live!!! She is hella funny, I’m so stoked to see her on a Don’t Tell stage!

@baddiebutters 2 ай бұрын

Poor Larry whoever watching this 😂

@Facetiously.Esoteric Ай бұрын

Nah. Larry dodged a bullet. I'm sure seeing this he is relieved.

@datnillavondizzle 2 ай бұрын

I wasnt expecting all that towards the end! Well played Ali!!!!

@claudettewaites641 2 ай бұрын

It has 2 many Flaps,I 💀💀💀😂😂

@bruceleewayne8252 2 ай бұрын

Aw dang the McDonald’s 10 is too real. Old folks use to come to my jobs and stare deeply into me and be like “what do you dream of doing ……?” Lol that was always all it would take for me to quit the next day or walk out that night 😂😂 mfs come thru and see potential in me, talk up a bright future for me and I’d be like you know what, they are so right, fk this jobbbbbbbb sht man 😂😂

@mopnem Ай бұрын

If you’re a dude this isn’t…this is an L take

@JacyndaMinor Ай бұрын

@@mopnemI disagree somewhat, I think it’s only an L take if you’re not bettering yourself afterwards. I mean, quitting a job without a backup and being susceptible to influence on such a level that you make rash decisions isn’t ideal, but if you’re engendering a protective need to provide guidance and encouragement from strangers, that can be a strength. Only if you’re smart about it, you can find mentorship and success through those relationships - otherwise you just go through life draining people who see potential in you until you ultimately take too much and they never want to see you again. I’ve always inspired hostility from higher ups though, so what do I know !

@anna-fleurfarnsworth104 Ай бұрын

@@JacyndaMinor how do you know how much to take in situation where you are being mentored? Your comment sounds very wise and resonated with me.

@JacyndaMinor Ай бұрын

@@anna-fleurfarnsworth104 well thanks for that! I’d say you should only accept, not take, from mentors. And it should be mostly information, and volunteered by them. So if your mentor is any good, you should be able to ask them what kind of a trajectory they see for you. Where they think you should focus your energies. See if there’s a timeline, a goal, that they’ve got in mind they’ll be trying to reach with you. Sometimes a mentor is a sparse, but lifelong relationship that you only work with for a short time at initially and then every 6 years or so you call them up and ask for their advice on a big decision. I think the key here is to not waste their time. Not to ask them to do any unnecessary or extra steps to help you, like read a contract or look at a huge list of options and help you decide. If they tell you to read a book, read the book before you ask them for help with the subject the book was on. If they refer you to some system or resource for clarification, do what they said before you ask them another related question. Often people will have many mentors in their life, for different areas of development/expertise/access. I think it’s best to open with a simpler question, yet not something so simple you could’ve just googled it. More of like, a prep question that’s gonna help you know where to go from there. This is the biggest issue I see with younger people trying to get some advice or wisdom lately, they tend to completely breeze past all of the existing, applicable places that would just answer the question and they choose to waste the time of an expert demanding answers to redundant or asinine questions. My husband and I have this knowing look we exchange when I am handed some rando’s sketchbook. As an artist, I get more brand spanking new artists coming up to me telling me that they love my art, and then just shoving their drawings in my face immediately. Dude- I have never, not once, asked someone I looked up to to look at my drawings, paintings, anything. And these fools are handing me full sketchbooks! lol I hope I been a little bit answered your question I got a little side tracked

@luciannebeans6679 2 ай бұрын

When your biggest complaint about your parents is how uncool they are, you are blessed.

@HeavyZCH 2 ай бұрын

She said her mother was an alcoholic? And stopped talking about her.

@Whocareslol420 2 ай бұрын

@HeavyZCH Large percentage of the world population are alcoholic or addicted to a substance. Doesn't make them bad people.

@loveandro6074 2 ай бұрын

Isn’t this a…comedy set?? Are you new to this concept of..jokes??

@natehollings 2 ай бұрын

You must've missed the alcoholic mother comment. Narcissism usually goes hand in hand with alcoholism

@losfogo7149 2 ай бұрын

God forbid someone has a nice childhood

@JulieWulie12 2 ай бұрын

Lmao, great set Ali! can't wait for the next one 😂

@hugh_james Ай бұрын

Love the deadpan firecrackers!

@UldisBiz 2 ай бұрын

Good jokes. You are really funny, Ali. Can't wait to see more of your stand-up.

@travelwithmestranger Ай бұрын

Second half was good 😂😂😂

@ekdaufin1485 2 ай бұрын

Gratitude list was great !

@arminegasparyan1619 Ай бұрын

You are awesome Ali!!! I love you!!! Keep the fun up!!!!!! 😂❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉

@OvSpP Ай бұрын

It’s always sounded funny the way Ali says gay

@orionlevine3070 2 ай бұрын

Yeah Ali!!!

@momoroxy 2 ай бұрын

Only cool Larry I’ve ever met was Larry the Barry (baritone saxophone) in middle school

@tbwatch88 Күн бұрын

the sounds of silence. she's so wow. brutal.

@qwerwerterytrtyutyuiyuiouiop Ай бұрын

impressive, great crafted set

@mrxcitement272 2 ай бұрын

loved her

@Kokujhin 2 ай бұрын

Saved the best for last clearly 😂

@P71ScrewHead 2 ай бұрын

The Cable guy..lol

@econhelp583 15 күн бұрын

Good set, definitely a food service 10.❤

@OSWF248 Ай бұрын

Great set

@asynchronicity Ай бұрын

Good stuff!❤

@romelldawkins5515 2 ай бұрын

Good set 😂

@thatboilazarus Ай бұрын

bruh 🤣

@wharris123184 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Sad Larry from C&H is based off of Ali’s dad.

@OfficialOGBossman 2 ай бұрын

Ali is great

@SheriffofYouTube 2 ай бұрын

she's a keeper

@TRAVIESO_NA 2 ай бұрын

I thought the title said Lobsters are Lesbians

@oranjellofish Ай бұрын

Looking into this

@peterwillis1458 2 ай бұрын

You look like Nicholas Cage.

@jasonsmith530 2 ай бұрын

Happy Father’s Day

@loveandro6074 2 ай бұрын

Great lesbianism jokes. lol. She’s got a little bit of Robby Hoffman going on too “you hear about this?”

@rajatalha1856 2 ай бұрын

started slow finished strong

@JLoveJasminLove 27 күн бұрын

@1:02 hahhaaaaaaa oh my gosh. Yep.

@LauraAntoniolli-jt6qo Ай бұрын

I have a girl crush on this woman, lol. 😂

@MrBrownnn696 2 ай бұрын

Lmfao… omg

@jeremy0_9 2 ай бұрын

Freaking love u

@MamaTreNiner 2 ай бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@jonathanrobinson3726 2 ай бұрын

Is Larry just Jerry from Rick and morey or parks and rec

@sKitZoBonKa 2 ай бұрын

Protein powder 😂

@olikah4667 16 күн бұрын

P90X 😂😂😂😂

@iannis1284 Ай бұрын

5:54 🧐

@paigechavez9232 2 ай бұрын

Hello Alex

@eatyourvegetables1017 2 ай бұрын

lol good set !

@things_i_say5951 2 ай бұрын

OMG MY dad's name is Larry and my mom's an alcoholic, and she's an alcoholic because he's a Larry.😂

@lichtfilme 2 ай бұрын

That was beautiful! I’m a fan now

@pixelatedpickle2561 2 ай бұрын

i almost turned this off because of her voice. but im glad i stayed, she’s funny asl.

@whoopshey826 2 ай бұрын

She is so attractive to me.

@PiYodTong 2 ай бұрын

Her eyebrows being prominent and her freckles make her kind of unique, and kind of unique is the best kind of unique.

@whoopshey826 2 ай бұрын

@@PiYodTong I love when a woman can surprise me with a joke or make me laugh out loud. It’s rare. And not in a hate women way. I just generally see the jokes coming from most people.

@PiYodTong 2 ай бұрын

@@whoopshey826 Nah, I get what you mean. Her style seems grounded/relatable to me, even though her framing comes off as thoughtlessly pessimistic. Growing up in the late 90's/early 2000's, I was called gay all the time. Hadn't even had the chance to be straight at that point lol.

@er... 2 ай бұрын

YES!

@whoopshey826 2 ай бұрын

@@PiYodTong same here. People today act like those times never existed though. Never had a time in life when people could just joke around and that’s all. Now you get reported to HR over a joke that wasn’t even said at someone. Everyone wants to be a victim of something for attention.

@DOSkywalkR 2 ай бұрын

Oh Kegels are like P90X, now I get it 😅 (I don't, that's the joke. You Americans have your own language xD)

@toddk2737 4 күн бұрын

First 30 seconds Off you go

@thevoice938 Ай бұрын

The best bit starts at 10:10

@LetsChat 2 ай бұрын

When you're asexual but never really knew what the word means or why it completely explains all the disconnects you've had with society. Also, it's totally normal. 👌

@robertfsullivan1756 2 ай бұрын

Haha

@paulgarrett 2 ай бұрын

Very good.

@Uthardar 2 ай бұрын

lol she’s lucky there where no Larrys in the audience.

@mjyates119 2 ай бұрын

not funny for me but we like what we like lol

@o0LoveLove0o 2 ай бұрын

I’m worried about your dad

@ATRTAP 2 ай бұрын

Funny lady

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144 2 ай бұрын

Dont worry. My folks arent losers. but I am. Its okay. "Im a Loser baaaaaby,"

@juliogutierrez8859 2 ай бұрын

Hello Paige

@nightcat87 2 ай бұрын

I'm using my 'feet to type this comment

@mikeblalock4116 2 ай бұрын

Carpenter chiming in. 40 inches is an extra large chair at best.

@mikeblalock4116 2 ай бұрын

It ls a common recliner size

@SmokiWonKenobi 2 ай бұрын

I red lobsters and lesbians

@isukye 2 ай бұрын

ive never seen a dont tell video with a good crowd

@user-of1oq4yh8i 2 ай бұрын

I noticed they only laugh really hard if the comedian has a disability or is famous.

@DontTellComedy 2 ай бұрын

Yo thanks for the comment - it helps if you watch the sets while the volume is not on mute. Should have included this information in the description our bad

@user-of1oq4yh8i 2 ай бұрын

@@DontTellComedy tf you babbling about?? 🤷🏿‍♂️

@JerryjerryAgwo-fz7mp 2 ай бұрын

@@DontTellComedyy’all are doing an amazing job and it’s medicine to me ………I come back here to watch every video on repeat and your set gives me peace with the mental problems I’ve been experiencing ❤🫶🏽…….Love you all

@andrew-hf9fl 2 ай бұрын

Seems like a pretty legit crowd to me tbh

@Oh_ELCapitan 2 ай бұрын

I think she means she is a medium pretty girl, like how we have medium ugly guys.

@notalimac 2 ай бұрын

my parents are losers and my sisters are haters and i’m perfect i guess

@inlumina_punctro 21 күн бұрын

Why women and stand up comedy are parallel ? I wonder why.🙃

@JeremyAndersonBoise Ай бұрын

Tell me you didn’t watch the first minute of the video without telling me.

@Noimdirtydanko 2 ай бұрын

Shyt id be a loser for a pair of quandyke bars if ya know what I’m saying

@MohamedHassan-tv2xb 2 ай бұрын

I red Klondike bars maybe it’s just that I’m fasting 😅

@jasonsmith530 2 ай бұрын

Liqueur, and good

@user-tc5pl3zw3h 2 ай бұрын

Come to think of it, I believe Gretta Thumberg was still in middle school when she thoroughly dressed down the United Nations or Congress or whomever. ...crying! There's no crying in Congress!

@andrewprobst846 Ай бұрын

She will not divide us, sorry can't look at you the same after that

@danielrichter2452 2 ай бұрын

I'm grateful I have fingers to move on to another video.

@hulagu3068 2 ай бұрын

you're not supposed to tell people your mantra.

@ekdaufin1485 2 ай бұрын

Too long boring beginning.

@user-lz8ge2cf6s 2 ай бұрын

Shut uppppp haterrrrrr

@JuaniqueVerde Ай бұрын

She hates her dad for sure! Leave Larry alone! Lbvs. He’s doing his best…? 🤷🏽‍♀️ idk. I stopped watching after she just went in on her dad for like 3 minutes straight! 😕😮‍💨😓😓