Adult Algebra & Haunted Pregnancies | Emily Van Dyke

Adult Algebra & Haunted Pregnancies | Emily Van Dyke | Stand Up Comedy

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Comedian Emily Van Dyke takes on the controversy over her last name, having kids later in life, and her crazy experience on mushrooms!
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Born and raised in Logansport, Indiana, a town with one high school and a basketball hoop in every driveway, Emily Van Dyke has made a 15-years-and-counting home of the Bay Area. She started stand-up in 2011 after being laid off from her job as an art teacher and she just released her debut album "Feeling Myself" on blondemedicine.com.
Instagram: / emilyvandyke
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Emily Van Dyke
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
End Music: Maxwell Phillips
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA

Пікірлер: 166

@TerofiedBeats 3 ай бұрын

"Just another woman in STEM" 🤣🤣

@jhines5713 3 ай бұрын

This just kept getting more and more unhinged and I absolutely loved it 😅

@masskonfuzion 2 ай бұрын

It was a gloriously weird set haha

@KingDoomfist 3 ай бұрын

The autopilot shaving bit is gold.

@Drewski217 3 ай бұрын

She had me from the first line, this was FANTASTIC LOL

@alunoodalmheiri7028 3 ай бұрын

DID THEY WIPE HER OR NOT? 😂😂😂 She is great. More of this, please!

@loveisbakedbri 3 ай бұрын

"2007 called and wants its sexuality back" 😂😂

@hulagu3068 3 ай бұрын

"Just relax everybody" 🤣

@bennettgrey 3 ай бұрын

She's hilarious! So funny. I also just looked her up and she has a comedy album on the music streaming services called "Feeling Myself" in case anyone else is interested.

@Seetiyan 3 ай бұрын

Good to know!

@Vega.pdf35mm 2 ай бұрын

Thank you

@stevendasilva9287 3 ай бұрын

She's funny as hell

@loicadjevi-neglokpe6673 3 ай бұрын

This lady is so insanely good

@hhhpestock951 Ай бұрын

the person who had to do the wiping: chainsmoking pot while still on mushrooms for two hours to forget

@JacyndaMinor 3 ай бұрын

Wowowowwowowww SO GOOD. we laughed hysterically the whole time. Love her, love her energy, she’s very unique yet super relatable. Great outfit too. Amazing set

@onlyheike 2 ай бұрын

I’m so happy I clicked on this and discovered her!! So so so good.

@bongs1995 3 ай бұрын

😂😂 she's good

@Dadliipapii 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious 😂especially the mushrooms part

@LafemmebearMusic 3 ай бұрын

36 in the bay having the o shit I’m getting closer to 40 and don’t have a family and was JUST at brunch this past weekend fucked up lol 😅sigh don’t call me out! 😂😭😭😭😭😭

@JulieWulie12 3 ай бұрын

Entire set was on point! Lmao

@juancuelloespinosa 3 ай бұрын

so you're telling me that the chest buster scene from alien was written by a pregnant woman on mushrooms?

@RaggedyJack 2 ай бұрын

This whole set was gold

@leonelcadet3833 2 ай бұрын

So glad she found her true calling. She is a natural.

@barleymepodcast2301 3 ай бұрын

Emily is a true gem

@amym1126 3 ай бұрын

Fantastic!!! ❤❤❤

@TheOrionApex 3 ай бұрын

Definitely gotta book a ticket.

@twinshk2 2 ай бұрын

She is a fucking hilarious comic and its insane shes only now getting any sort of exposure

@jeswilde6188 3 ай бұрын

SO GOOD!

@mackieincsouthsea 3 ай бұрын

Great set! 👏

@olikah4667 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 “prove to me you’re my hands”

@sinfulhappiness 3 ай бұрын

@7:30 underrated statement.

@Jojo247rightnow 2 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing.

@nulllex0099 3 ай бұрын

Mrs Venereal Disease XDDDDD

@kobehamilton-reeves6374 2 ай бұрын

This was wonderful

@JuaniqueVerde 2 ай бұрын

OMG!!!!! Ms. VD was EVERYTHING!!!! “I just need to stay in the hospital for like 2 or 3 days!” 😂😂😂😂😂 now I’m gonna think about my hands washing each other every time I wash my hands!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 LOVED EMILY!!!

@chidiv22 2 ай бұрын

This made me stare at my hands for a good 3mins then a voice in my head said" knock it off weirdo", then i went back to watching the video. I think it was my hand that said that.😅😅😂

@famfamfam5782 2 ай бұрын

All the hands stuff is so hilarious but the whole thing was great too

@elilove1729 3 ай бұрын

This was great !! 😂

@valladolidolid 2 ай бұрын

Soooo good!!👏👏👏

@devon7635 2 ай бұрын

so good. I needed that.

@bunnyfernwood 3 ай бұрын

Absolutely hilarious from start to finish

@evdm7482 3 ай бұрын

Lol I got the VD as van der Molen. Yes all of that, well, yes.

@xapokalypse 3 ай бұрын

That was hilarious. The opener got me already

@modnairfeargach 3 ай бұрын

This was Great !

@Aajaaha 3 ай бұрын

That was really funny 😂❤

@marcushoweird 3 ай бұрын

This woman is such a funny comedian, cant wait to see more of her

@andrew-hf9fl 3 ай бұрын

Honestly So funny! I was geeking out

@BooBuKittyPhuk 3 ай бұрын

Perfection!!! 👏👏👏 🤣🤣🤣

@romelldawkins5515 3 ай бұрын

Good set 😂

@realitysurfer2 3 ай бұрын

So good

@supppsyl 2 ай бұрын

I'm obsessed.

@laurenharvey269 2 ай бұрын

ooooh new favorite right here

@stephiegee5416 Ай бұрын

12:46 I might be a little high… and that really blew my mind!!! Hahahaha

@brianbulger2480 2 ай бұрын

Wow, wow, wow! Amazing material, amazing delivery. She is a sitcom queen; give her a show.

@lexdiluca1221 Ай бұрын

What a great set! I was pregnant with laughter throughout

@mcrenn5350 2 ай бұрын

That got surreal fast ❤

@Healingwithflo 2 ай бұрын

Holy shit she had me cracking up whole time ! So glad KZfaq recommended her ❤❤

@Elijcuz 2 ай бұрын

My fav one lately!😂😂☝🏽☝🏽

@chrisjoosten9819 3 ай бұрын

Fantastic.

@808dub6 Ай бұрын

I was sharting while watching this. Spot on 😅

@BlountedReality 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious😂

@LLynneM 2 ай бұрын

I’ll keep my eye out for this one. She’s a funny.

@seraphale 2 ай бұрын

Unique! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@xries5443 3 ай бұрын

Solid

@chefnoah1048 3 ай бұрын

1900's! Genius!

@sheltonbailey6548 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious! Great set!

@dakotac180 Ай бұрын

She's amazing

@-.-E-.- 3 ай бұрын

She is so funny!

@purplehaze5817 3 ай бұрын

Awesome ending

@VyvienneEaux 2 ай бұрын

More!!!!

@thyhandrevolve 3 ай бұрын

Fuckin Goddamg Gold!

@kwamerogers739 3 ай бұрын

So funny!

@genesisplacencia3228 3 ай бұрын

MOREEEW

@admtpasi 2 ай бұрын

Fantastic

@coffeecupman 2 ай бұрын

WOW. Keep going!

@gimmemoremusic 3 ай бұрын

So many truths were said 😁

@sunshinelollipopunicorn8191 2 ай бұрын

That was brilliant! she's so right about pregnancy too it is so strange

@Jojo247rightnow 2 ай бұрын

I was very uncomfortable with it. I couldn’t think too much about it or I would have an anxiety attack.

@nikjonestravel 3 ай бұрын

She's pretty funny! I enjoyed her set

@veRGe02 2 ай бұрын

lmao never heard of her but this was gold

@JoseVelez-dhumonio 2 ай бұрын

Lov it

@MaisonLafitte 3 ай бұрын

Haha super funny!! 😂 She's natural,like no effort - jist a talent! 😂

@SpaceyD 2 ай бұрын

Really smart!

@rcjr.7725 2 ай бұрын

Using algebra to buy drugs I love her he had me rollin this chick is awesome

@gimmemoremusic 3 ай бұрын

So many truths were said 😅😁

@elihyland4781 2 ай бұрын

She’s HILARIOUS

@jettasin 3 ай бұрын

Holy shit i was laughing the whole time. She was great better than most comics.

@thosethatcan 3 ай бұрын

9:59 😂😂😂

@olikah4667 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 proud bisexual here. Loving the jokes 😂😂😂😂

@IHS808 3 ай бұрын

What a set! Subscribe ✅

@bunnycat4153 2 ай бұрын

I love San Francisco!!!

@anywallsocket 2 ай бұрын

Algebra teaches you how to think logically

@KavitaSingh-pb3ui 2 ай бұрын

i'm dead XD

@JPsJacket 3 ай бұрын

Does she tour? Amazing stuff

@enderrosemultiverse1262 3 ай бұрын

Bisexuality is valid, pansexuality is valid! no matter how you feel or wish to identify you are valid!!!

@Seetiyan 3 ай бұрын

The first two, yes, but that last one? "No matter" is a biiiig space, an absolute. Is Rachel Dolezal valid?

@bcope8501 2 ай бұрын

Comedy gold. “Bisexual” in my mind is just indiscriminate horniness. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Bless you for sharing…and for the set also.

@kellyevanscomedy 3 ай бұрын

This lady is going places!

@lalah9481 3 ай бұрын

OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✨💖

@lawrencew8243 3 ай бұрын

Definitely doing mushrooms now

@SingingSinger369 2 ай бұрын

1900's!😂

@hhhpestock951 Ай бұрын

look I was decidedly not born in the 1900s, and bisexuality/biromanticivity is an absolute riot. Of course I'm 145 now...

@ChineRouge 2 ай бұрын

Oh my god. New fear unlocked. Now I can’t stop looking at my hands and getting paranoid. And I don’t even use shrooms!!!

@jeffcampbell1555 Ай бұрын

I love the craft of how she modulated her performance. She alternated between making the audience worry she was about to faceplant and reeling them back in. She also allowed us to witness sparks of anxiety and doubt while getting ready to turn it up to eleven. It takes a special confidence to self-identify as a (former) teacher, a bisexual, a drug user and a mother of toddlers within ten minutes and emerge as the kind of grounded friend we could tell who we really are.

@emilyvandyke8858 Ай бұрын

Thank you for writing my bio. I *needed* a more authentic definition of myself 🤌🏼😘❤