There's definitely a joke to be made about the Dark Eldar's hedonism and joining my Patreon but I'm too retarded to make it So here : www.patreon.com/majorkill "Only $1 per month gives you access to a boatload of battlemace 40,000,000 hentai"

Dark Eldar: "HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!" Humans of the Imperium: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

They scared the Night Lords, but the sweetest moment of the lore was when some Drukhari captured Dark Apostle, but he broke out being almost cut in half and became an avatar of Slaanesh for a brief moment. Like, imagine you captured some monkey, and then its staring you straight in the eyes and starts speaking god's language. Moment before those Drukhari died, they get to know real fear they liked to inflict on others so much

Majorkill. Thank you for making such huge amount of content in so small amount of time. I don’t know how many workers you keep in basement but I am very grateful

I’ve read some fan story about low ranking Dark Eldar a long time ago. The safest place was basically at the bottom of the pecking order. Do an important job, where replacing you is too much effort, and you’ll just be used as a plaything by those above you. One factory worker was making ammunition the bottom ranking cabals couldn’t function without so she just stayed in the factory as it kept changing hands. Whenever she was too tired to keep working the warriors got to "use" her while she tried to sleep. It wasn’t rare to go to sleep with one cabal's warrior on top of her and waking up to see another cabal had taken over. One squad leader was actually surprised that one of his warriors saved his life without hesitation. He then realized that the guy was next in line for his job and currently couldn’t afford constantly looking out for backstabbers...

There was a Red Corsair story where a loyalist Astral Claw was kept awake in a dreadnought sarcophagus, unable to move or die due to the life support systems

Saw a picture of a dark eldar that had all sorts of spiky bits and looked a bit like spider legs coming out of his back and the caption said, 'It did this to itself, with you it can get ... creative'. The next line stated, 'Even the creators of Warhammer 40K say you do not want to be captured by these guys'.

Technically Drukhari might have actually been able to fill up their souls with any excess of emotion and just decided to continue torturing sense that was what they had been doing. Meaning that they could have turned Commoragh into a paradise filled with puppies, kittens, orgies and best of weed, and start taking entrance fees. So I hope they enjoy getting vored by Slaanesh

I like that the Homunculi basically viewed the bottomless well of scientific degeneracy that is Fabius Bile as a cute stray dog that they picked up at the dump and decided to bring home for awhile

What people need tounderstand is that a Dark Eldar raiding party (what you see on tabletop) isn't a Dark Eldar army. It's an Archon trying to get slaves (basically a work day), along with a Wych cult here to distract him by flaying and killing with style so he doesn't get bored. And often with an Haemonculi showing off, by putting his lastest creations against other races on the battlefield. They're just having fun and harvesting. They don't conquer (since they can't live for a long time in realspace anyway). A real DEldar army would by quite terrifying.

How can the Eldar and Exodites ever consider not exterminating the Dark Eldar?

The Dark Eldar are the remnants of the Aeldari Empire who remain remorseless of their sheer over excess at everything they do that brought forth Slaanesh even after the fall of their civilization.

Getting a video about how each of the pre heresy primarchs would have reacted to waking up as imperial regent like Guilliman would be pretty cool ngl. Getting to see how each build or ultimately destroy their new imperium would be amazing

I am waiting for a true tragic monster's incorporated moment for the dark Eldar when one realizes they get far more anti-slanesh points by causing people to truly fall in love, but then that group gets destroyed by the Eldar the moment they showed weakness.

I'm looking forward to Corvus returning and going Daemon mode on the Dark Elder. Punish them for striking the Emperor's shadow!

I bet that the Dark Eldar have also come up with something similar to Gold Experience Requiem's Death Loop from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, where the victim is forced to die over and over again in various grisly ways - endlessly. In fact, they probably have gone a step further and created something even more horrifying.

Hey majorkill - I had my apartment robbed and ransacked last night and everything stolen. Including my manscaped Razors I bought through your link - just want to say thank you for partnering with such a good company as they are replacing them free of charge. Love you bro. Won't replace my laptop or warhammer figures but still such a help.

i think baldermorts video on the hermunculous covens really put things in perspective.

As a Drukhari player, I believe that every race in the galaxy deserves a chance... ...To be sentient soup.

The worst things they did was make few Night Lords afraid of the dark. Someone needs to write a story/novel about this Warband in the new Night Lords trilogy with Decimus.

5:24 Night Lords: "We are experts in scaring enemies!" Dark Eldar: "You little Mon'Keigh are so adorable."

3:54 Urien Rakarth: "Planting spyware within the framework of a shack you call a Palace was but a simple task." *breathes deeply* "SLAVESAYSWHAT?!"

Sometimes, I almost like to imagine that the real reason the Night Haunter let himself be M'Shenned was because he feared one day the DEldar might come for him, and drag him off to Commoragh. It's terrifying to imagine finding him later, just slumped quietly in a corner of some alleyway, muttering "this can't be real", because it's worse there than anywhere else he's ever been. It's also slightly weird that the DEldar, who are apparently trying to avoid Slaanesh, at least after a fashion, seem better at the while excess game than the literal Space Marines who have signed up for her blessings. Not to shit on the Noise Marines, though they might like it, but it seems even when they are activating to impress She Who Thirsts with their depravity, deep down they know the spikey Space Elves are better at it, and that's just in trying to keep her from eating them. Last bit, thank you for continuing to say "Eldar". I know it's not a big thing, and Aeldari and Drukhari are fin, I guess, but I remember when they weren't just trying to copyright everything under their IP umbrella, like the Imperial Guard becoming Astra Militarum, thus I prefer Eldar, so thanks for sticking with it!

Mk needs to do a video about the most horrific things I’ve done to myself to his videos.

I love your paints! I have your ultimate selection box and love it. I'm starting to dip my toe in the use of speed paint and can't wait to see you guys hit 100k subs!

These are the nitty gritty topics i love from your channel. Your accent and laxadaisical approach to incredible darkness makes it way easier to digest. Especially the parts that involve being digested.

Hey majorkill! Heres a video idea : WTF are cherrubs?? Are the labotomised babies?? With wings attached?? Very grimdark... or mutants? Are the like servitors? Or ate they like actual angels 😅 not sure lol seeing them dotted around the artworks :p Cheers mate!! Great vid! Infinate ways to croak in the grimdark lol

Any chance of a notable Salamanders/ badass things Salamanders have done? The only video about them from you is from 3 years ago.

You know, the more I hear about these Dark Eldar, the less I care for them.

The T'au Exchange Program, one of my fave interactions in 40k

Blessed be the Haemonculi especially Urien Rakarth. edit: One does not fuck with the Haemonculi.

Dude, you've got a great personality and sense of humor. Thank you for being our guide.

Did you just say Empathy... That's the last thing a dark eldar needs

They forced people to eat kiwi on pizza

9:16 "It's important to have empathy", well sometimes its important to change or have the decency to die.

Spikey sweat Goblins or some other such TTS reference. Man I miss TTS. Made myself sad now.

I've always had a "just fuckin do it" attitude toward, well, everything. But now I know inspiration is a very real thing, and my cup runith over when I watch you. Thanks mate

“When you think about the bad guys” Which ones

Yea... Honestly I've always considered Dark Eldar to be the MOST Evil Faction... because at least Chaos *Can* have Good aspects.

A video on how each primarch would react when placed in Gullimans shoes would be cool

Make one with relationship between the Space Daddies with God-issues and their Uncle Malcador

hm. could a dark eldar possibly be good? like say if they decided to only inflict pain on daemons for instance? like a dark eldar cult that hunt slaaneshi daemons with anathemic blades?

Just ordered my first models, two sets of terminators and the librarian from leviathan, and I’m going to make them into my homebrew chapter who’s niche is fighting the dark Eldar so this vid is really great timing

Yeah. Really makes one wonder how cooked the Eldar of old were. :/ On another subject, that cosplay sword is way too doppass not to exist in 40k. x)

Oh boy i cant wait to see what horrific war crimes are mentioned im this video

WarriorTeir's video called "Thieves Lament" perfectly captured Dark Eldar creative sadism.

Ah yes, a list of 5 reasons to play White Scars. The faction that righteously slaughters Dark Eldar for sport.

This was the absolute best video you’ve done in a while. Loved it!

The 18 year old passing in a playground sounds a bit too personal 🤣🤣

Hello Majorkill, Would you please make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy, and the High Lords of Terra? Pretty please? Thank you.

We need a Flame Falcons video. Almost annihilated by the Grey Knights? A survivor serving in the Deathwatch? Randomly burst into protective flame during battle? Pretty fucking cool.

Child: Mom I want Daemons Mom: We have Daemons at home Daemons at home: Dark Eldar

I have been thinking. Chaos is sour that the Lion has come back. If the orks find out about the Lion they will more than likely line up to fight him. However I believe that Tzeentch is is gidy with joy because the Lion's return will ensure that Great Game just got so much spicier and up the difficulty to veteran level. Can't wait to see Vulkan return and wreck shop!

The most horrific thing the Dark Eldar has ever done is *Exist*

Honestly, as a twenty year DE player I have to say this was an epic storytelling experience on my favorite faction. Gonna be sharing it with all the mad lad gamers I know.

Yeah, the one faction I have no issue dropping demons into... opening a eye of terror into commorag is a good day

love the channel bud keep her rolling

The only thing worse than death is not having a 10ft tall eldar GF.

It is low-key terrifying how the only actual danger to the Dark Eldar is themselves.

Think it'd be cool to have a video of times where people or beings were actually better than the emporer at things ranging from minor to huge

Murderfuck is my favorite word now

Finally subbed to the patreon, worth it. Gotta support my favorite warhammer KZfaqr 🤝

I've said it before, but I'll say it again, this is why they Dark Eldar are "The Best Faction in 40k."* Of all the grimdarkest grimdark factions, the Drukhari are what they are essentially by choice. They are the remnant of that old Eldar empire that got so self-obsessed and hedonistic that they birthed Slaanesh, and they continue to be truly vile and evil, even though there are paths out of that way of being. They're like a whole race of 80s slasher horror movie villains, and it's great! *because you can make an individualized case for pretty much every faction being "The Best Faction in 40k"

Homunculi remind me a bit of AM from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

On one occasion, the T'au retaliated against craftworld Iyanden for some dark eldar fuckery. Iyanden obliterated the t'au in initial skirmishes, discovered the treachery, and the t'au wanted to broker peace. Iyanden ignored them in favor of finding that meddlesome drukhari.

Would love to see "non-human genestealers" and see how they differ from the cults we know

"No tears please, it is a waste of good suffering!"

The dark Eldar sadism remind me of the ESO Ayleids, elves are always portrayed as sophisticated and fucked-uppedly eccentric, love the stuff

Dang, when you put it that way, Dark Eldar sound like the classic 'how to make a bully' trope.

Another solid video man! would like to see you reach out to cavill to collab, it might be a long shot but would be awesome to see the crossover

Subscribed a little bit ago thinking I was subscribed to you for like a year, the algorithm works too well for its own good 😂

Bro unlike Chaos which will just kill you or try to coerce you to it's side. The Drukhari are just plain fucking evil.

Damn MK, you know how to paint a good picture, 'Getting rammed with a spiky strapon'. Sentient soup .... I feel like there is some hidden message I am not getting

Please make a Nykona Sharrowkyn/Raven Guard inspired major mini.

There is a weird ass short story where Vect tells a complete nobody of a human slave about the Eldar history, but never reveals why he tells him all this just to f with him.

I would say, the best 5 gifts given by Drukari

imagine a dark eldar deciding you were interesting enough to "collect"

Cool video majorkill

Majorkill you should do a video on the life of a chaos cultists

Bro is looking like he's training to fight a Cadian

I'm not sure the Dark Eldar are worse then Chaos, simply because Slaanesh exists and is sort of a reflection of them since they're essentially the ones who created her.

"Just think about who the real victim is." I'm pretty sure in that situation the victim is still fuckin' _me._

Oddly specific playground pissing event at the start there.

Dark Eldar are just a fusion of Fantasy Dark Elves and Skaven you can't change my mind

Day 25 of asking Majorkill to do BattleTech lore

I feel like the last one could be better so I went back into my memory and remembered during the book Manflayer, a Haemonculus made a Tower out of still living people and trained Fabius Bile in it. To me that's the single worst thing we've seen them do, and that's saying a lot

One question about the Merch. When will the merch be send out. Bc I ordered about 15 days ago and it still isn’t send out

Could you make a video about the vassal tau empire races ?

While I am sorry for my boys from Deliverance, there is solace in knowing that even drukhari did not try to outperform them in stealth and ambushes like they did to Night Lords, but opted to poison their victory instead.

Sentient f***ing soup.. hahaha

Can someone help me with something. If they die, Slaanesh devours their souls. But they can also be brought back to life. Is there a grace period on Slaanesh chowing down or is this one those shoulder shrug moments in lore?

awesome video Majorkill. Let's not forget they murderfucked a Chaos god into existence. I will say that they definately give an uncomfortably literal meaning to the term "Fuck yo couch". Especially when that couch used to be a squad of Imperial Guard, or Tau.

Among the Alderi and Dark Eldar themselves, the worst thing the Homunculi have ever done, is turn Alderi into humans. After 10,000 years the Homunculi came up with a process to turn Alderi DNA into human DNA. This is considered so heinous an act among the Alderi, because of how different the two races are. Though the fact this is possible at all is telling, but its described by Dark Eldar that becoming human is like being made nearly blind, nearly deaf, losing near all ability to feel and barely able to think. Finally existing in strange mental fog as the body seems to move through air like it were thick mud. Culminating in knowledge that you have lost nearly everything, but lack the intelligence to comprehend what that was. Even the total despair turned Eldar feel is said to be muddled and pale shadow if how they think they should feel. It is considered pretty dark even by Homunculi and Dark Eldar standards. To the point its rarely done and most would consider being turned into a mass of gene meat used for battle or experimentation a kinder fate.

For the fans of Lovecraft, the Dark Elder remind me of the citizens of K'nyan, the dead underground city whose immortal inhabitants had fallen (in much the same manner of the Drukhari) into endless decadance, eventually losing their souls and physical beings through unchecked indulgence in pleasure, sadisim, experience-seeking, etc... The semi/pre-human underground race were from the novella 'The Mound', ostensibly a collaboration between Lovecraft and Zealia Bishop. (But really written almost 100% by H.P.L). There are a lot of paralells- The damned race lived halfway in reality (the webway?). Their city was only the topmost level of a much, much worse reality with much worse denizens (thw warp and chaos?), full of elder gods (chaos gods?), which were, not to put too fine of a point on it, WAY worse, and feared and placated by the 'people' of K'nyan... Anybody else see that connection?

Majorkill you should do a video on the elder gambit au

The most horrifying thing a dark eldar can do is field a shadowfield in a

Question: did all the primarchs visit each other's home worlds? I can't be bothered to google this.

I’m trying to imaging what it’d b like to be prepared into a soup, eaten and digested all while still being alive….. my brain is melting a little I think 🫠

They also make living doors that are always in pain can get infected.

Hats off to you Major. I've been watching this channel for lore maybe a year and three quarters now and today is the day you've convinced me to donate. So congratulations.