That's the secret

LMAO

Siddharth Srinivasan yeah haha

Daaaaaaaayaum

@@user-hn5lg3ls3i smells fishy or that just me? "Donate as much as you can" is not convincing to me.

AHAHAHA IM DYING

Find you someone you can share a lisp and the world with

True love

@@spacepope7867 is this a joke?

@@gameseeker6307 Is the space pope reptilian?

Lucky woman to have Josh

Ya I can agree she does take the food when he’s not looking

PANDAS ARE ENDANGERED

@@whyamihere4447 😟

@@whyamihere4447 No shit Josh is out here SLAYING THEM

@@Matthew-yp6nj maybe he is just trying to unlock the ultimate hunter achievement

Because those stupid lazy picky eater animals deserve to go extinct Red pandas are infinitely better

Oh, yeah! So do I.

Impossible

Whoa there buckaroo, let's all calm down🤚🏾

Yoshi Gaming 93 nobody can out do those breadsticks🥺

Your telling him to break the law of the universe and do the impossible

Probably... S'insecure

It's a life collage. Everyone cries

Screen drops down and video of someone dramatically scattering Josh's ashes begins to play

Robby Linson nah clips of his life in slowno with dramatic music.

To this day i dont know what B roll means

Haiyaaa

He's also not using proper fire to cook, wich is criminal u.u

There is msg in soy sauce

@@Rotti17 indeed fuiyoo for that

@@Rotti17 P a p a k i s s

@Adrian I agree

It has been done

I agree

600th like, and yes this is *necessary*

This.

Skyrim sweet rolls

Josh’s version is RTX

4k vs 720p

720p: crispy 4k: kkkkwispy

8k vs 1080p

Comparing a 30 dollar burger to a dollar burger, sounds fair

@josh do shakeshack next or in n out

@@MrDW72 he already did in n out

P L E A S E

How will fast food restaurants survive not only Reviewbrah but ALSO Joshua?

Yes,I ate it with rice and more sauce is definitely recommended

I would actually say 3/4 the amount is enough haha

That would be gold

That would be brutal lmao

Well... good luck Gordon.

Finally, some good fucking food!!

Sorry, not possible

ok

Ok

When does this happen 🤔

she's so indifferent its kinda hilarious, can relate, food that taste good is food that taste good!

Family First 5:35

😂😂

* Breathing intensifies*

* starts making Covid20 *

*Starts churning out masks and ventilators two weeks in advance.

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*le gasp* c o v i d 2 0

Pheminon his next video should be a work out routine with only squats 🤤

At this point I don't know if I watch for the cake shots or the food

Especially since he bought the other one and let it sit around until it was soft and cold

@@b.o.4469 I doubt that effected anything, you just salty bruh

Sean Martin I came to the comments while watching the video and just as I was reading this he was saying that

I mean, this video is just for entertaining purposes guys haha, how are you going to compare a low budget massively produced fast food against a gourmet homemade and fresh dish haha

Andrez Ramirez Josh is the one making the comparison, it’s the premise of the show.

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2:32

I just continued on thinking ‘doorhinge huh’ and then I remember it’s orange chicken

I am sure this is an inside joke right? Or just a funny way of saying orange

@@heyoitsollie it makes me think of Drake and Josh when drake was writing a song and he tried to rhyme orange and he used door hinge cause he couldn't think of anything else

I believe that he said ''Torange"

LillyCookies DDAENG 😭🤯

Kpop profile picture 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

Shit test... failed.

That was the funniest part. No words, nothing just grab the bowl and walk off eating.

@@thecatonacouch9371 I don't get why you had to point that out, it wasn't relevant to this comment in the slightest. 🤦

LMFAO

“He totally went the wrong way about his life. I mean like, I could totally live that guy’s life better than he did.”

"Its not good it has no flavor or texture or anything "

*josh, reverse searing your corpse* b-roll.

Spicy nuggets!!!!!!

o god yes

@@tessamohammed if he could recreate the first version I'd love it. The current version is weird. They changed something

kjcorder they are like jerky nuggets now but maybe my wendys only serves stale ones

@@rat-elixirs no one buys them anymore I think because they fucked up the flavoring and fucked up the bbq sauce recipe too so they go stale under the heat lamps

Ash same

Dont try the real thing. Its orange chicken flavored fried batter. You're very lucky to find a piece of chicken in the orange chicken

Same

jojo1DrSeuss it’s still delish tho

It's my only option, livin the Europe life

Yay, I'm glad your family liked it.

this is such a sweet comment 😭 I'm glad it turned out well

this is so cute 😭 i hope you keep cooking !!

15-years-old-And-cooking-for-the-fam-so-we-Don’t-get-takeout-every-night gangggggg.

Yee Yee yer

She looks like a keeper

That's because you're supposed to store it in your hobbit hole.

I have 5 different kinds of soy sauce lol

@@impressivesarasarabrown466 That's actually quite Impressive. Oh, wait.

😭😂

Robert Pyne hobbit jizz 🤣🤣

She's a keeper

Nicholas Dal forno timestamp? 5:23*

Nah that’s him saying: I told you

I feel like he was like " that's my thing 😑😠" in my opinion

@@junkomurata8192 nah he was flattered duh

@@kilokilo9034 who hurt you

Tiger King i think ur a wittle hurt-hurt :(

But look how wen she tries the Panda Express at 5:30 she literally shakes her head before it barely even gets in her mouth, fake reaction!!!

@@kilokilo9034 so prison is not going well i assume

Daniel Rej good one....

True, but their orange chicken is quite tasty, actually

Actually no, Panda Express is really decent. N.B: I'm asian and I cook a lot as well

@@jeremyungx agreed their fry chicken is better

Panda express is the most disgusting American Chinese food I ever ate. And I’m Chinese

Panda Express is made by top Asian chefs. Sorry it doesn't translate well to fast food for ya.

Haha, I'm actually laughing at this, like a real laugh not noise air

More like, Josh: *you are already dead*

@@sarund9441 *nani*

Heniningiboi Horn af Rantzien *earrape noises*

That man is me :p

Same except I'm in England, although we have one of the few Taco Bell in our county about 5 minutes down the road

Same but for Germany (well, we also have Domino´s here but still) ...

@@assassinxex we have taco bell in England????? I was not aware of that

They're a lot better than he or many would make them out to be but only if you get a good location. My Papa Johns near me in particular I've seen making the dough or the pizza hut near my cousin always has better crust than the one near me. I've heard of and had wildly different products from the same chains and I believe it can even change based on who's in making the food. I think the best experience is usually in a city but not in a major city.

My town doesn't have any takeaways other than local businesses (no chains) but the next town over has a KFC, McDonald's and a Dominoes. The closest thing we have to a chain restaurant/ takeaway is a Costa lol

C W I S P Y

And I dig that shirt.

he doesn't have beef with anyone because he can make it better.. ..obligatory food joke

Na, this is chicken

ismim isim 😂😂

What's this I hear, at least 3 inches deep?

*than

@@tejaskulkarni4579 a shit my bad

OOP

omar tabyaoui that’s the moment that Joshua wishes he wasn’t quite as good a cook, so he could actually eat what he made 😂.

But are you CWISPY

omar tabyaoui but then this will happen “Why don’t you have a seat over there” chris Hansen to josh.

What did you use instead? Or did you just omit them?

Mariya Al-Kindi that’s my reaction every time he says it

Delicious!

“What do you wanna eat, I’ll make it for you” oh yes!

She's lucky af 😭

Los Angeles Lakers Uber Alles but not everyone likes to cook hon

Firepoker Inmyeyes Damn dude that’s a little harsh.

@Firepoker Inmyeyes so uh the real question is ... Can you cook like this?

Chris Budde you sir, win this comment section

Chris Budde i need more context

*joocy

Your*

Cwithpy*

I would actually pay to watch this "Joshua Weissman: The Movie"!

I realize my spelling disorders stops me from achieving perfection again

Hahaha

This is the best comment ever

What is b-roll??? I don't understand

@@danaudetore98 sort of like behind the scenes footage or extra footage that helps enrich the video

@@torixx9851 thx

@@danaudetore98 It's what he does at the end of every video. "you know what else (insert description)? *b-roll* "

I heard door hinge too.

thats the joke you dense cabbage

*c r o n c h*

me too

@@Sabrelake_Corp Joke's on Josh, they don't rhyme in my accent (North Carolina)

Eminem did it first m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oraThZiDu76sfZs.html

He is the chosen one

or he stole from Drake and Josh

Ok so I wasnt hearing things

a stan’s stan, i see

When I said it out loud 😔

Best B roll by far

Thank you for warning me now i know about the merch so i will say merch b roll instead of saying b roll

Hi im back and jokes on you i said merch b roll.

Random internet User damn thats not fair bro you came to the comments before watching the whole thing:(

Yeah when she said *c w i s p y* you could see the love in his eyes

when she said cRRispy he smiled... she said KWISBY and he made a weird ass face

I feel you. My nephew is autistic and getting him to heat most things is a struggle. But we have been getting him involved in the making of the food, and it helps a little.

I love his videos but I hate when he says that

@@arnekim1922 You and me both, it's not cute or funny, it creeps me out a little bit.

Ben Amini creeps you out?snowflake lmao

Lol they're made for each other!

@@juzeryousuf739 you're not using that term correctly lmao

Instructions unclear, made door hinge chicken

cant relate..

@@zorbahak11 can we have his girlfriend too

Same br- wait don't have one -_-