Mark Kermode Reviews Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

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Bob Miller

11 жыл бұрын

One of the best Kermodean rants of all time!

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@TheHarrygeorgejohns 10 жыл бұрын

"Nothing happens very loudly a hundred times" - genius

@SIGNIFYING_NOTHING 10 жыл бұрын

WHOA, AYE! WHOA! AYE! WHOA! WHOA!

@desmondhew5449 10 жыл бұрын

I can't get enough of hearing Mark go "Aeeeey Whaaaaaa!!" Aeeeey Whaaaaaa!!"

@0tt0z Жыл бұрын

Hes dead on too! 😄

@djtforever1414 5 жыл бұрын

You know that it's a Kermodean rant when he compares a films length to 2001!

@JurassicRod 10 жыл бұрын

I feel like the national anthem should have been played behind Marks speech.

@Number-hf2rp 6 жыл бұрын

I used to read Mark Kermode's reviews in Fear magazine. Classic stuff. One of my favorite critics, along with Kim Newman and Alan Jones.

@TheMaskedDonut 11 жыл бұрын

"Nothing happens, very loudly, about a 100 times." I'm going to have to steal that one...

@TheGava4 8 жыл бұрын

03:50!!..... Will live with me forever, this is a comedy masterpiece😂😂😂😂😂😉🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@padraighamill6567 10 жыл бұрын

Welled up a bit there when the audience applauded.

@matthewakisan8025 10 жыл бұрын

I don't know why the hell Steven Spielberg wanted Michael Bay to direct these films. I blame Spielberg more than Bay.

@supastar25 9 жыл бұрын

Exactly...he's the one who sought out Bay to start with. After the first one he should have at least changed the director but the big box office figures have enabled Bay to have an upper hand

@karlkarlos3545 9 жыл бұрын

Matthew Akisan Well I blame the idiots who watch this "movies" anyway.

@AB-lt2pg 7 жыл бұрын

Everyone says this, but Bay is still a bad filmmaker who has no understanding of filmmaking, in general, let alone directing action.

@BackyardPix 7 жыл бұрын

The Rock is a fantastic action film. A lot of its strengths come through the script and the performances, but Bay's direction is flat-out brilliant as well.

@jameswhite-aldworth2804 6 жыл бұрын

It's really not

@25thCenturyQuaker1 4 жыл бұрын

You could do a "Mark Kermode reviews Transformers 3" drinking game. Take a drink every time Mark utters the phrase "robots hitting each other"!

@damienhine1861 7 жыл бұрын

243 minutes? That'd be 4 hours!

@benjaminbarks2245 10 жыл бұрын

Insert pacific rim here :) 6:00

@sqeaston 10 жыл бұрын

I think Mark Kermode was too kind with his review of this. He didn't even touch upon the racial stereotype robots and dire humour, although I totally agree with all his other points. The worst movie I've seen in this century.

@raam726 4 жыл бұрын

Why is showing racial stereotypes a bad thing? Do you even know or just jumping on the bandwagon?

@fujivillan 10 жыл бұрын

Where is Christopher Nolan when you need him most? Comparing Christopher Nolan to Michael Bay is like comparing a diamond to a lump of coal. Nolan's films epitomise filmmaking perfection whereas Bay's film's are simply dead and fossilised, preparing to be thrown into a furnace. I have very high hopes for Nolan's upcoming film Interstellar. Intelligent, imaginative, genius: everything that Michael Bay is not.

@MrBannystar 10 жыл бұрын

I completely agree! I generally despise Hollywood films for how they'll compromise being able to tell a good story for the sake of getting more $$$ from the audience. But Christoper Nolan is a modern day genius. I will admit to never having sat through an entire Michael Bay film, but from what I have seen is typically bog-standard shit that is glossed up with CGI and flashy fancy lights.

@fujivillan 9 жыл бұрын

MrBannystar =] - The smile of agreement...... =]

@fujivillan 9 жыл бұрын

Zelnyair "The grin of absolute-agreement" =J =J =J

@lostintechnicolor 3 жыл бұрын

The crazy thing is that Nolan is apparently a fan of Bay’s movies. Apparently a good bit of directors are fans. Maybe they just admire his ability to rake in money? Every once in a while he will do a creative shot (but he seems to always do that same shot where the camera goes in and out of different rooms in a “one take”) but 90% of the time it’s just incoherent shaky cam.

@arzn253 3 жыл бұрын

The Dark Knight Rises felt like a Michael Bay movie

@kennethmccrindle3790 11 жыл бұрын

Revenge of the fallen was apalling

@AstraVex 3 жыл бұрын

I saw this with a friend in the cinema with two other guys sat way at the back in Optimus Prime Masks. Other than that, a completely empty theatre During a ultra-slow-motion scene where Shia Lebouf is almost dying from something and Megan Fox screams "FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!" to a medic, I remember turning around, and seeing that the two other guys had left at some point o_ O

@avanishdutta2658 2 жыл бұрын

Kind of ironic, because these kind of movies are audience packaged. Specifically made for them. But then again, mark is right. The movie is........... i bloody have no words for it.

@pareidolia2075 10 жыл бұрын

A massive insult to the toys, the original animated movie and the moral values of the cartoon. Didn't mind Meagan tbf :)

@danielnerdal 8 жыл бұрын

I want Kermode to review Transformers The Movie ( 1987 )

@killboggins 8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Nerdal That would be awesome! Orson Wells last performance!

@napalmslayer 3 жыл бұрын

I had a tutor at uni who could say micheal bays name without saying “fucking” in the middle.

@mousehead2000 10 жыл бұрын

the cgi was pretty impressive nonetheless.

@SolarDragon007 10 жыл бұрын

The recent Transformers Prime animated series is FAR better than these hideous train wrecks. Too bad the movies aren't more like the show.

@tomb407 6 жыл бұрын

I didn't much like the first film,it was boring but I went to see it for reasons of nostalgia. Nothing prepared me for how boring and terrible this film was though, I turned it off after 90 minutes, it was shockingly bad

@squamish4244 7 жыл бұрын

Tell us how you really feel Mark.

@elbowjuice2627 10 ай бұрын

Plot: shia labeouf goes off to college and, you know what, robots hit each other

@bilalkhares9337 4 жыл бұрын

I kind of like how unapologetic Transformers 2 is with it's action and violence, by Transformers 3 I think they had over used it and I started getting tired of it. I agree with the fact that it is a bit perverse in how women are used to leer in an older audience.

@joehall9836 8 ай бұрын

PHWOAR

@lostintechnicolor 3 жыл бұрын

I was just catching the last thirty minutes of this movie on TV. It’s truly awful. Incoherent. Characters just screaming at each other, whizzing Jetsons sounds, metal clanging, guns firing... It’s like Michael Bay wants to give his audience a chaotic Saving Private Ryan type of experience with a robot movie. Scenes will go from comedic, to suddenly “emotional” with touching music, and back within two minutes. It’s damn near unwatchable.