warning absolutely not for children

Michael bay seems to forget that a lot of kids watch these movies.

Rooney I mean it is his movie..

It's a Michael Bay movie, expect it.

Josh Rock your right if i have kids i won't show the transformers films

Devan Devan literally all of my life when I was 7 lmao

Me too. Only when I grew up did I realize how stupid and unnecessarily offensive these movies were

Same

Same, though the railgun scene got me into engineering. I remember thinking what was that.

I used to be that way too, then I realized the error of my ways

YOU GOT NOTHIN ON ME BITCH 😂😂

That was such a Jesse Pinkman moment lol

Andy Spendlove thats what i thought too

This is probably in every action movie

Get a pen

The fact that this comment exists makes me question my entire existance

I had no idea about this until now

@@skullthunder3181 No*, sorry

"what a black spongebob would sound like",🤔😒😒😑👏👏👍😒dumbass

wait.. SpongeBob isn't black?

Bissy that's the first thing I saw and my heart whispered "that will be mine".

Bissy lol that picture is everything. Look at his flowing locks...look at it!!

Bissy When can I buy one I NEED IT.

the funny thing is that it is from the only movie with Nic Cage that I actually like, Con-Air lmfao

fluffynoses The Rock also

I want that quote framed and put on my wall. It's too perfect!

Nickatopia 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Holy crap this is one of the most funniest comments I’ve ever read.

Yo I can't stop laughing that that

Well they would’ve done something with that arc if it weren’t for Megan Fox having a feud with Michael Bay. That’s why they replaced her

@@blizzard-storm97 simp

@@sethandrade4703 Megan Fox was the only one who had the balls to say something about Michael Bay's tyrant behavior, and that costed her her career.

I´m glad though. Megan Fox is WAY too good for this franchise!

@@beardedentity uhhhhh how?

If you said so

Aidan Keohane oh man I hope Jeremy dont do the same thing like many guys in Seattle you know Kurt Cobain and Criss Cornell.😲

love is burning thing we get it you know grunge musicians😂

Aidan Keohane fuck yeah I agrred

Agreed

I grew up with (i know, im sorry) transformers.. so just like all the pirates films i like the first 3 transformers films and all alien films

Ganja Caliphate This one is the only one that I hate

Yeah dont get me wrong there plenty of faults and annoying characters but there more of guilty pleasures

I haven't watched a Hilariocity review in a while but I couldn't help but notice the difference in quality between this one and his earlier ones. It's gone way downhill which is disappointing because they used to be my favorite kind of reviews from Chris.

Two things: 1) terrible story, 2) nice vistas ;)

Its true tho this movie is hilarious

“When Transformers apologists say that they’re just movies about robots fighting each other then I bring up scenes like this (the pot brownies scene) which should be left on the cutting room floor and not ramping up a 90 minute concept into a 150 minute marathon of stupidity!” Cinemasins

Jacob MacLean ahha not worth it

Trips na u

i liked it....................

@Cog Gear it's PG-13 also it's fucking cars turning into big fucking robots kids wanna watch that

@Trips it wasn't needed

Comfortably Plump Correct! That would be Tom Kenny

Comfortably Plump yeah it sounded like it it's pretty obvious

Comfortably Plump let's not forget he voiced the best Transformer, the twin Skids! He got a golden tooth so that automatically makes him the best. Also, he can't read. "YAY!!!!"

Comfortably Plump tom Kenny isn't at fault for his beautiful voices....

You've made life slightly worse for me today... thanks a lot.

spensimus of course i liked the first one as a teenager. but even back then i was smart enough to realize that the second movie was a huge pile of crap

teehundeart This was the first movie that disappointed me. I LOVED the original when I was a kid... Then I saw this. TERRIBLE

spensimus lol I was in final year of college

LEO DAI No, I'm suggesting that this was one of the only movies I hated as a kid. Thanks for your wise insight.

LEO DAI congrats, you're a douchebag.

Out loud bro!

That was cringe. Not you, just Chris just straight up doing that was high-key cringe.

@Jaden LaFrance but goddamn was it funny af.

😂😂😂

Mandrid Hugh Even worse. They killed Arcee/Chromia in the movies, then the rest of them are killed off in the comics.

Mandrid Hugh THIS MOVIE KILLED OF ARCEE! MY SECOND FAVE TRANSFORMER!I HATE THIS MOVIE

Mandrid Hugh I guess

Mandrid Hugh yeah because theyre dead lol

The first film is more of a guilty pleasure than this. ROTF is just trash.

I thought it was great as a kid lol, shit was blown up and there were sex jokes

the movie was really confusing with me back then yeah it has some fun action scenes, but the rest is insulting as fuck

same maan. i've watched this movie like 20 times. i loved it so much when i was a kid.

Me too

Borsalino Kizaru maybe it was because of Megan fox

Venkata Girindra Ande I loved this movie as a kid but it was because I loved transformers so much.

Sheev Palpatine Same. I had never seen a minute of the show but just loved the concept as a kid. I was completely oblivious to all the “content” in the films.

Kinda liked it too. Watched it in theatres. 2:50 pretty much But I watched 1 later, waay better

Because you were Michael bay’s target audience.

Agreed. I still love the first 3 films, as I was somewhat growing up with this franchise. They lost me after getting rid of Shia in number 4 and making their own Transformers. I kinda hate 4 and 5 and I’m glad they didn’t do 6. The Bumblebee movie was pretty good in my opinion.

That's why I'm here! I have watched this movie so many fucking times. It's my ABSOLUTE guilty pleasure. I love this movie. It's so simplistic, if has great visuals. It doesn't take itself to serious, which is just an absolute must if you try to sell a concept like this. (look at the new bumblebee movie, no humour, nothing risky, it's just not worthy of rewatching. Just watch and forget.) I just fucking love the Military/Human/Transformers combined arms deal. Humans fighting along side the transformers in that desert at the end? Gets my diamonds EVERYTIME! It's all a visual effects porn haha. Much like TENET or the 300. Don't go to much in to the logic of the film or you'll find it seriously flawed. It's a visual hype, a stimulant, a motivator. Gets the blood pumping (no, not to that part of the body, although... The women in this movie.. Haha, nobody could ever get away with doing something as perverted in modern cinema) I can watch that 3 v 1 with Optimus in forest over and over. It is simply the best optimus content out there. Diming down on the humour, the explosion, the over the topness. It wouldn't work. The three films have their rules, they know what they(as movies) are. It's like how the 300 takes the story of the Spartans(with the comic as a proxy) and chooses to portray it in a god like manner. These men were more than human. The story is told as one would have magnificently told about them all those years ago, to peptalk the men, rally them up, steam them up for battle. THAT's how you approach this movie. A concept like this shouldn't be taken seriously or the movie will flop. Surely form a technical standpoint it might be better, the ratings and reviews might be better, structure wise it might be better, but it will never strike that same feeling.

@@acevfx2923 Holy shit your tastes are trash. You probably think the Boss Baby was a masterpiece lmao.

@CB 1014 Special effects don't matter when the story is garbage.

@@elblanco7741 haven't and don't plan on seeing that film. I specifically said that the movies I mentioned are a guilty pleasure. Don't mistakenly think that I limit myself to such a narrow portion of the movie spectrum

TJ Hastie So uhh....Have you?

TJ Hastie So uhh....Have you?

TJ Hastie So uhh....Have you?

Your Grandma sounds like a cool person.

You owe her cake dude. But if you want to show her the GOOD transformers with QUALITY, show her the 80s transformers movies.

Myracle Harmon Just once, I want to see the guard or soldier that the paper-holder is trying to bypass just palm said paper-holder's face like a basketball as they try to walk past them and casually hold their struggling carcass place while they review the paperwork and call in for verification.

Jacob Applegate lol

Jacob Applegate Well you are indeed right. 😁😁

I remember that JJ video lol.

I don't think legend means what you think it means.

My name is Jeff Terrible comeback. He didn't even use the word you're accusing him of not understanding.

He really gave that part of him up when he became a father, that or becoming a movie director changed him

Oh yes There's no one like him, no one !!!! :(((

What I've Done is better.

Drake Johnson New Divide is better.

Iridescent is great too

and Jeremy Jahns too, you know

Thejetlifejd what I've done new divide and iridescent

That would be better actually.

Mada Faka Noooooo

Ali Nadeem Busheri Wrong

I didn't, but I think I probably should have.

steveN111333 I learned what my threshold for bad movies was with this film.

You seriously watched House of The Dead in a theater? In a theater with Dolby digital surround sound? Man, god bless your for suffering on that 😂😂

I hate this movie with a burning passion as well, but the reason why I liked this video is because even though I don’t find it to be so-bad-it’s-good-or-even-tolerable, Hilariocity always brings a gassy smile to my face. Or, in other words, it shows how funny Chris Stockmann really is. In fact, he’s so-good-it’s-funny !

The more you think about it, the angrier you get. That's an incredible feat.

Ahmed, That makes NO goddamn sense WHATSOEVER!

@@jamesworley9888 how so? lol the movie is so bad i almost forgot i was watching a review, not the movie itself. nothing against chris

@@ahmedhathoutt You don't know the difference between a movie and a review?

Dormammu Ive come to bargain

Dormammu I've come to Bargain

Dormammu I've come to bargain.

Bargin I've come to Dormammu.

Dormammu I've come to bargain

dwical140 hope you didn't watch it mate I really hope you didn't

Allen Rivera he dead

The 3rd one was the 2nd “better” one

dwical140 I got bored in the Last Knight. It’s boring.

dwical140 lucky man. My friends made me watch that atrocious trash of a film.

Aoe is my fav

@@legendarystudioclips6018 that his opinion but I agree on him

My favourite Michael Bay films are The Rock and Armageddon.

TheAdam 98 yup I agree

Memento better be an A+ !!!!

xBassel92x For sure, it's in my top 3

xBassel92x What else should it be? The prestige should get an A+ aswell imo.

siva abishek also do inception I would like a newer review

Same bro, same.

@@Windwalker88 I think batman and robin (1997) did it for me

Blair Witch did it for me

I had to fast forward so many parts cause it was boring or running

Wow, same. Proud of myself to this day.

SHUT UP!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE, JUST SHUT UP!!!!! - Bobsheaux, 2015 🤣

Mark Nimphius ikr

The way he says it too lmao

I couldn't stop laughing at how he said it. He was so excited and trying not to laugh lmao

Spoiled Milk Studios it's a guilty pleasure film

I just like to watch it to shit talk it

At least Revenge Of The Fallen is watchable, whereas The Last Knight? That film is genuinely fucking dull.

I'D RATHER WASH MY OWN CAR exactly. Because at least ROTF has some epic scenes (Shanghai scene, forest battle, etc.). TLK has no awesome scenes imo

@@SuperVarun11 oh yeah I loved it.

Yes science

Hahaha ditto! I was a fully grown ass man that saw this in theaters and hated every minute of it.

Especially since Jeremy started with this movie.

@@raudello3666 ya lol

YES please

MR. SMALLS wasn’t a competition you you fugly prick

@@DMVGREY I see Chris as Jay Leno and Jeremy as Conan O'brien

It's kind of like me and The Cat in the Hat. As a film it's not very good, as an adaptation it's really bad. But I still laugh my ass off whenever I see Mike Myers on screen and the main reason why I even watch (let alone enjoy) the film is based all on nostalgia :/

That might be because the production value is great, despite those MANY flaws. Effects, action, sound design, cinematography, soundtrack (the actual soundtrack, not the pop songs playlist), action sequences. All of that is great

Peter Trieshi funny thing is, it was actually nominated for an Oscar no joke

For sound mixing. The sound mixing is amazing in that movie. So it deserves that nomination. End of story

Xenomorph 79 the people who nominated it must of been drunk at the time

Jeremy Jahns is shit tho

Mada Faka: *Jeremy Jahns is the shit tho

that better be your car in that profile

Somali Pirate Who Pirated Your Girlfriend some guys are tired coming home from work and just want to watch robots blow shit up.

Huge a,mount of money

There's always a small part of me that says "bad art inspires good art" so maybe in the future we will get a good transformer movie or a Pacific Rim movie.

They make millions of dollars when released internationally. Until that stops Bay has no reason to try anything different.

Jossy FTW Pacific Rim is good.

Phillip Eldridge-Smith good for you

KingGizz WizFizz i know, right? Hostiles is fucking amazing.

Ass: a one-work review of this cluster-fuck.

Please give us your review🤖

I watched it some months ago. I thought it was horrible from start to finish. The only cool parts were the forest battle, the devastator (fucking awesome robot), and every scene with the fallen and jetfire. Transformers 3 was the opposite for me. I thought it was fun from start to finish. And that giant driller-worm robot was scary as hell. Hated transformers 4 even more than 2. Not even gonna bother watching transformers 5.

Spoiler alert .

Don't Read My Profile Picture you, I like what you've done

A Dog Who Needs 1500 Subscribers

Hopefully you don’t end up in limbo. That time travel stuff is crazy.

And tell him not to give Devastator metal testicles. And not to make Skids and Mudflap racist stereotypes

Or better idea, tell him to leave to project

If i had a time machine i would go back and kill him as an infant. Yes, i do hate his movies that much. They are asshole cancer. They are worse than the holocaust.

How the Frick do you mess up giant robots fighting each other that can transform into cars?

Abhishek Pramanick YESSS!!!

Abhishek Pramanick *has flashbacks about the insect pit scene*

Rick Dinson Way worse.

Rick Dinson it was honestly.

No I still think this one is much worse. At least AOE had a good villain that wasn't beaten in 20 seconds

Gaming 4 Life(Tylerman) Not even close. Extinction was god awful

Rick Dinson all the transformers movies are shit.

jon ulrich 2:26😂😂😂😢😂

Niels Theuns It doesn't deserve to be a hilariocity.

Vishwas.S. P Yadav yes!

TheTripleEight That I can agree with

I'm surprised TF4 didn't get a hilariocity review. Or did it?

Gothic Productions no bcs that movie isn't hilarious at all. it didn't even deserve a hilariocity

By about 45% better. Mainly cause of the anger inducing humor, advertisement, and Romeo and Juliet scene makes Age of Exshittion worse.

hell no the 4th one was way better than this one

Sounds exactly like something I said about all Bayformers movies (the only exception being Transformers 4) (the ONLY redeeming quality of the Bayformers films is that while they are not perfect because they’re too good for Michael Bay, they at least have rocking soundtracks.).

Kieran Stark transformer 4 is shit 🤣

Realist Jordzz Yeah, but it’s MY shit! 🤣

Literally one of the worst movies I've ever seen lol

ficha13 The Nick Cage southern accent is hilarious tho

ficha13 I enjoyed it tbh

Pretty sure he just wanted a nice Nick Cage pic to put there.

It's a great campy 90's film, what you might call a "fun popcorn" film (but not in the "im making excuses for a shitty film" kinda way).

+ficha13 that almost exactly what Chris said abot Con Air, it's guilty pleasure movie of his, but the moviecinematography and plot -wise is bad though :) I love that movie too. lol. still admit to it being bad

No offense, but why were you watching this at 11?

ZeuS - if he did, he would have just called him devastated not "the devastator"

I love the song New Divide by Linkin Park and I also love the song I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing by Aerosmith from Armageddon!

PerfectSuperSaiyan But EVERYTHING else is bad.

Thought I was the only one thinking that.

He might just want a picture of him given many of his movies could belong in Hilariocity. And there's no better picture than his appearance in Con Air.

Bat Croft22 The Nic Cage pic is pure tribute to 90s action movies!! That movie is legendary.

Chris considers Con Air to be a Hilariocity of the Guilty Pleasure kind. Similar to how he adores Tomb Raider even though he admits that it's a pile of crap.

EightThreeEight Or Nickolas​ Cage is a Hilarious actor and that Happening to be a Con Air pic

oh no, you're not talking about....

skippybull2ragingbull Oh my God!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit not dragonball evolution anything but that giant piece of shit!👎

+NintendoGuy 910 I agree. While Revenge of the Fallen wasn't very good, I'd honestly watch _that_ over Dragonball: Evolution anyday. And while this is my least favorite of all the Transformers movies (even though I like all the TF movies, both the original animated and live-action movies), there are some pretty decent moments, like the Shanghai battle scene, the fight between Optimus Prime and Megatron in the forest, and the desert battle with the soldiers. But yeah, there are so many moments I didn't like, such as the dumb juvenile humor (like the dog humping, pot brownies, the constant sex jokes, etc.) that had me raising my eyebrow than laughing. Plus, Skids and Mudflap were pointless. So yeah, I have pretty mixed reactions to this movie. While I do think it's bad, I still like it.

That came out in 2009 too? Wow that is just not a great year for films

Get out

Transformers Revenge of the Explosions

It works though. It's funny.

Thanks. I kinda needed that.